Episode 33: Froggy in Love
Adelaide is currently walking around the Space Tree with her pet frog Froggy 2.
Adelaide: I have an awesome froggy. (Froggy 2 ribbits and smiles at his owner.) You're the best pet I could ever ask for.
Froggy 2 then noticed another frog with a tiara on it.
(Play More, More, More by Andrea True Connection for the rest of this section and skip to 1:02.)
Everything appears in slow motion as Froggy 2 is in love with the tiara frog. He then jumps out of Adelaide's hands and follows the female frog and admires her.
Adelaide: Aw! How cute! Froggy 2's in love! (The two frogs hopped away.) Hey! Wait up!
In Freedom Pals' room...
Mysterion: (He is texting Millie Millerson.) I fucking love Millie Millerson.
Honey Queen: Is that your new girlfriend?
Mysterion: Yes Nichole.
Honey Queen: It's Honey Queen.
Tupperware: When did you go on a date with her?
Mysterion: Just yesterday.
Someone enters the room and it was an green anthropomorphic sea lizard with a pink dress and a princess tiara.
Lipstick Girl: Um, who is she?
Princess Aria: My name is Princess Aria. I'm from a planet called Quadra. It's a planet full of sea lizard people. And it looks like I finally found you.
The Coon: What do you need our help with? And most importantly, how did you end up in the Space Tree?
Princess Aria: A guy named Sureshot let me in. Anyways, I'm looking for my pet frog Mei-Mei. She's a brown frog with a tiara.
Captain Diabetes: Well, the only frog we saw was Froggy 2 and he's usually with a girl named Adelaide Chang.
Princess Aria: Okay. Where is she?
The Coon: Check the barracks. She's usually there.
Princess Aria: Okay. But I do need some help finding her.
Call Girl: I'll help.
Lipstick Girl: Me too.
Vulture Girl: Yeah. We help people.
Honey Queen: Yeah. And we'll help out.
Princess Aria: Okay. Cool. What about you boys?
The Coon: Ugh... Fine. I guess I'll help.
Princess Aria: Okay. Let's go.
Adelaide is following the 2 frogs, who are hopping together romantically.
Adelaide: This is cute.
Carl approached her.
Carl: Adelaide, what's this?
Adelaide: Froggy 2 found a soulmate. Isn't it romantic?
Carl: I don't see how this is romantic.
Adelaide: Come on, Carl! Please be happy for him! Besides, you helped me out with his first lover.
Carl: Fine. So you're following them around?
Adelaide: Yup.
Carl: That's a little creepy, but whatever.
The 2 frogs hopped away.
Adelaide: Hey! Wait up!
Carl: How did I get dragged into this?
He follows Adelaide.
Back with the Princess, who is with the 5 superheroes...
Princess Aria: Mei-Mei! Mei-Mei! Where are you?!
The Coon: When was the last time you saw her?
Princess Aria: She got into one of our ships and accidentally pressed the launch button. I tried to stop her, but she wouldn't listen to me and blasted off into space.
Lipstick Girl: Maybe you're a bad pet owner.
Call Girl: Red!
Lipstick Girl: What? It's true! Like this fatass because he doesn't take care of his cat!
The Coon: I do take care of Mr. Kitty, Ginger Bitch!
Lipstick Girl: Yeah right! You're all like "No Kitty! That's my pot pie!"
Vulture Girl: Guys, can we not argue?! This Princess needs our help!
The Coon: She started it.
Vulture Girl: Well, I'm ending it! Now let's go!
The girls walked away.
Princess Aria: I think you're a nice guy.
The Coon: I'm not nice, okay? Besides, I have a girlfriend, so don't get any ideas!
Princess Aria: Look. I have a boyfriend too, so I'm not getting any ideas.
The Coon: Yeah. Whatever. So what's your planet like?
Princess Aria: It's a planet full of sea lizard people. My mom's the Queen. Before my mom became the queen of my planet, my grandma was the queen. And when my mom decides to leave the throne for good, I'll be the queen. My dad's the king and I'm hoping for my boyfriend to be the prince.
The Coon: So it's like medieval times back on Earth.
Princess Aria: Well, you can say that. But my grandma did come to your planet back in the 50s. She told me she once went to a Buddy Holly concert back when she was the queen of my planet.
The Coon: Really? She went to one of Buddy Holly's concerts?
Princess Aria: Yeah. She loved his music so much and became a fan of him. But she went into a deep depression when he died. But do you know what year he died? I wasn't born yet when it happened.
The Coon: Yeah. He died in 1959.
Princess Aria: Really? How did he die?
The Coon: He was killed in a plane crash. My music teacher back on Earth told me about it.
Princess Aria: I see. I mean I wasn't born yet when he died.
The Coon: Neither was I.
Princess Aria: Yeah. But I have a video of it on my phone.
The Coon: Wait. Your planet has phones too?
Princess Aria: Yeah. The same type of phones from your planet. Let me show you a video of one of his performances.
The Coon: Okay.
(Play That'll Be The Day by Buddy Holly and the Crickets for the rest of this section.)
She plays a video of the song being played on the Ed Sullivan Show in December 1st, 1957.
Princess Aria: My grandma was there, but she had to camouflage herself so everyone there wouldn't notice her.
The Coon: Really?
Princess Aria: Yeah. All the people from my planet can camouflage themselves.
The Coon: That's kewl.
Call Girl: We still can't find any leads to where they are, so let's head back with Freedom Pals.
Honey Queen: Yeah.
They returned to Freedom Pals' room and the song ended.
Later in Freedom Pals' room, The Coon was comforting Princess Ariawhile Human Kite sees this.
Human Kite: What the fuck is he doing?!
Toolshed: I think he's comforting that lizard girl.
Human Kite: I don't believe this bullshit.
He gets out of his seat.
Toolshed: Dude, don't try to start an argument with him. You know he's gonna keep being an asshole every time. (Human Kite begins to walk towards The Coon.) Don't say I didn't warn you.
Human Kite: Hey Fatass, what do you think you're doing?!
The Coon: I'm trying to comfort our visitor, something you never even bothered doing!
Human Kite: Since when are you the comforting type?! you have never comforted anyone in your life! And I'm pretty sure what you're doing is inappropriate!
The Coon: It's not inappropriate! It's...
Human Kite: It's another one of your fucking disasters! That's what it is! First you caused a war on Earth against my advice, and then you caused everyone to get sent to space and now you're trying to start some kind of crazy high school romance with this girl, who isn't even the same species as you when you're dating Liza! Are you nuts?!
The Coon: She's...
Human Kite: She's a fucking alien from another planet!
The Coon: First off, I'm dating Liza and I'm not cheating on her because I'm not like Dorky! And second of all, she's a lizard! (Ronnie Anne and Sid enter the room.) And she thinks... that I'm mature!
Human Kite: Yeah, well, let me tell you something! Seven years of a relationship with a person of their fellow species would make anyone insane! You're not making my situation any easier!
The Coon: Ohh, there's a surprise! I knew it would become about you!
Human Kite: I miss Rebecca!
The Coon: Oh, you're full of shit! All you ever did was not talk about her, and now that you haven't seen her in a while, you miss her! Fucking incredible!
Human Kite: I'll tell you what's incredible! Fucking incredible!
Ronnie Anne: Hey!
Human Kite: You mother...
Ronnie Anne: HEY!!!
The Coon: What?!
Ronnie Anne: ENOUGH!!! You got us up here! You roped us into your crazy world of bullcrap! If it was lies, new Age stuff, and arguments about how good life used to be before COVID came around, I could've stayed my butt on Earth!
Captain Diabetes: Hello, Ronnie Anne.
Ronnie Anne: Hey, Scott.
Sid: We came in here because we were looking for Carl and Adelaide. We don't know where they've gone off to.
Lipstick Girl: Should've keep a better eye on them. (Call Girl angrily stomps on her foot.) OW!!! What?!
Call Girl: Too soon, Red! Anyways, we were looking for the Princess' frog. Maybe that's where they are. With the frog.
Sid: Okay. Good.
Honey Queen: You two stay here. We'll find them.
Ronnie Anne: Okay. And if you see them, let us know.
Call Girl: Okay. We'll head out now.
Princess Aria: Yeah. So let's continue to find my pet frog.
The Coon: Okay.
Honey Queen: Don't forget Carl and Adelaide.
The Coon: Yeah. Them too.
They left and continued to find Mei-Mei.
(Play Stayin' Alive by Bees Gees for this section.)
Froggy 2 and Mei-Mei start to hop by everyone in the Space Tree, in love. They looked out the window and admired the view in Space. Adelaide and Carl watch and follow the two frogs from a distance. The 2 frogs continue to hop past people. Portia and Gwen were walking down the halls when the 2 frogs hopped past them with Adelaide and Carl following them. The frogs then noticed Rawls in his office eating some pizza. While he was distracted, the 2 frogs grab a slice with their tongues, ate it and hopped away. When Rawls turned back around, he noticed a slice of his pizza missing. Adelaide and Carl walked past his office without them noticing. The frogs got in the elevator with the two kids enter the other and they all made it to the top floor. After getting off the elevator, the two kids continued to follow the frogs and then all of a sudden, the cage falls on Carl and Adelaide and they noticed Froggy 2 and Mei-Mei getting put in a cage and the song abruptly ends.
Carl: What the hell?!
Adelaide: Hey!
Professor Chaos: Ha ha ha! You fools feel right into our trap!
Carl: Seriously?! We thought you changed!
Professor Chaos: I will never change! My goal is to destroy all heroes!
The Archer approached them.
The Archer: We created a device that can suck energy out of frogs!
Adelaide: Hey! Let them go!
Professor Chaos: Shut up, Bitch!
Carl: Hey! Nobody calls her that but me!
Adelaide: Wait what?!
Professor Chaos: Say goodbye to your precious frogs!
He cackles evilly and he and the Archer left them.
Adelaide: Do you really call me the B word?!
Carl: Not in your face.
Meanwhile...
Princess Aria: Where could she be?!
The Coon: Don't worry. We'll find them.
Princess Aria: You promise?
The Coon: Yes. I promise.
Call Girl: Guys, I found a trail of footprints belonging to a frog.
Vulture Girl: Let's follow that trail!
They start to follow the trail.
Later at the elevator...
Princess Aria: The trail ends here!
Honey Queen: Come on!
They enter the elevator and after reaching the top floor, they exit the elevator and noticed Carl and Adelaide in cages.
Honey Queen: What the hell happened here?!
Carl: Some kids in tinfoil trapped us in here!
Call Girl: Kids in tinfoil? Wait a minute! Chaos!
Lipstick Girl: He's gone too far this time! Come on! Let's get you out of these cages!
The Coon uses his claws to pick the locks and he frees them.
Adelaide: Thanks! Now let's save Froggy 2!
Princess Aria: And Mei-Mei!
Back with Professor Chaos...
Professor Chaos: My journey of space conquest will begin in a matter of seconds! With the power of these frogs, we're gonna take over the universe! (He cackles evilly and then a wrench shatters the glass the frogs were in.) What the?!
Carl: Hey Asshole! Remember us?!
The Archer: You?!
General Disarray: Oh Goddamn it!
Professor Chaos: Minions! Attack!
The chaos minions who survived the Tenorman war start to attack.
Carl: We can't lose to them! Get them!
They start to attack the minions. Call Girluses her selfie sticks to attack more minions. The Coon scratches the other minions while Honey Queen uses her honey guns to shoot at them. Lipstick Girl uses her lipstick lasers to attack. After that, Adelaide and Carl tag teamed and punched Professor Chaos. He got up and then the superhero girls punches and kicked him from behind. He was then defeated and the frogs return to their owners.
Adelaide: Froggy!
Princess Aria: Mei-Mei!
They both hugged their pet frogs after being reunited with them.
Later, Princess Aria was about to get on her ship and return to her home planet.
Liza (OC): You did the right thing Babe.
The Coon: Yeah. I did. (Tears were about to come out of his eyes.) It hurts being nice.
Princess Aria: Hey Coon. Would you like to fly me back to Quadra?
The Coon: Sure.
He gets on the ship. Mei-Mei waves goodbye to Froggy 2, who has tears in his eyes. The ship blasted off into space.
Froggy 2 was in the barracks thinking about his lover.
Adelaide: You really love Mei-Mei, huh? (He nods yes with a sad look.) Don't worry. We'll visit Quadra someday and you'll get to see her again.
He smiles and Adelaide gives him a hug.
Ronnie Anne: Your sister's frog really found a lover.
Sid: Yeah. But hopefully we'll visit that planet someday.
(Play Seabird by The Alessi Brothers for this section and skip to 0:22)
The Coon is flying Princess Aria back to Quadra with a sad look on his face and tears in his eyes.
Princess Aria: I had a wonderful time, Coon, but we both know I made a vow to my boyfriend.
The Coon: (Sniffling with tears in his eyes.) I know.
Princess Aria: You have a great pain inside you, but you are a beautiful boy.
The Coon: (While crying) I've never been so happy and so sad in my life.
Princess Aria: You have a beautiful way with words.
The Coon: (While crying) For... for some... for some reason, everyone I love abandons me.
Princess Aria: I am not abandoning you. I'm going home.
The Coon: (Sniffling) If he mistreats you...
Princess Aria: I know. I know. (They continue to flying through space until they made it to Quadra, which is Princess Aria's home planet.After entering the planet, the Coon discovers a bunch of sea lizard people. He then lands on an open field where Princess Aria's boyfriend is. The Coon was really upset and is about to get out.) No. Stay. (She exits the ship and approaches her boyfriend.) Hey Alex! I'm back!
Alex: Hey Princess!
The two sea lizard kids shared a kiss and the Coon exits the ship and stands then to the steps.
The Coon: You better treat her right, Man!
Alex: I will, traveler from Earth!
The Coon: Otherwise, I'll come here and scratch your entire fucking face!
Alex: Don't worry! I treated my girlfriend with kindness and love and I always will! The way I see things, you, me and everyone in the Space Tree are friends now. Good friends. (The Princess grabs his hand and they blush romantically.) Such good friends, that we will make a great effort to explore all of space together.
The Coon: That's fucking perfect!
Alex: And thank Adelaide for helping my girlfriend's frog find a lover! Their love is amazing!
The Coon: Yeah. Yeah I will.
He gets back on the ship with tears in his eyes and flies off the planet and the song ends.
The Coon returns to the Freedom Pals base.
Mysterion: Did you return the Princess to her home planet?
The Coon: Yeah. I did.
He then takes his seat.
Human Kite: Dude, were you crying?
The Coon: No I wasn't Kahl!
Tupperware: You miss her, don't you?
The Coon: That's none of your business!
He runs out the base crying.
Lipstick Girl: Yup. He totally misses her.
Stay tuned for episode 34.