Episode 37: Honeybees in Fall Guys
In Room 28, the honeybees are finished with their troop meeting.
Portia: Glad that's over with.
Gwen: Yeah.
Bessie: It was a piece of cake. So I wonder what planet should we go to.
Portia: DJ Yonder invited me and Penny to visit him.
Penny: Yay! We get to see Yonder again!
Portia: His planet is called Fortnite Island, and it looks just like Earth.
Bessie: How many planets in space have the same landscape as Earth?
Portia: I honestly don't know.
Bessie: Well, I'm going to Fall Guys planet.
Gwen: Rawls said it's called Fall Island. It's a planet where bean like creatures compete in challenges to win crowns.
Bessie: Well, let's go there!
Portia: I'm going to Fortnite Island to see DJ Yonder.
Millie (Mighty B): But where will I go?
Mary Frances: Millie, we're gonna head to The Skeld.
Millie (Mighty B): What kind of planet is it?
Mary Frances: It's actually a ship.
Bessie: Okay. Let's have some fun!
(Play I'm In Love by Evelyn "Champagne" King for this section.)
Bessie plays the song on her Zune and she and Gwen blast off into space with two other ships following them. They then split up the their respective locations.
Gwen: I've got the coordinates. We're approaching the Fall Island.
Bessie: Sweet!
They are about to approach the planet.
Gwen: Here we are.
Bessie: Awesome!
They enter the planet and start to land on a platform. They exit the ship and start exploring.
(Play the Fall Guys theme song for this section.)
Bessie and Gwen explore the Fall Guys planet.
Bessie: Wow! This planet is awesome!
Gwen: You know, I have never won a game in Fall Guys. On Earth, I've been trying to win at that game so many times, but I kept losing.
Bessie: Don't worry. I'm sure you'll keep trying.
Gwen: Gee... Thanks.
(Play More Than a Feeling by Boston for this section and skip to 0:50)
A bunch of Fall Guys are about to get started on their game, which begins at the The Whirlygig. 58 Fall Guys are getting ready as Bessie and Gwen approach them.
Bessie: Hey. Is this where you guys have been?
Big Bad: Wait. Are you two humans?! Only Fall Guys like us can compete here!
Gwen: Wait. Compete? So you guys are in costumes?
Deep Diver: Yeah!
Chicken: And don't ask what we look like without them!
Hot Dog: Can someone turn these two into Fall Guys please?
The Wimp approaches Bessie and Gwen and shoot them with a laser, which turns them into Fall Guys.
Gwen: What the hell?!
Bessie: Wow! We're actual Fall Guys just like in their game!
Gwen: Oh hell no! Change us back!
The Wimp: I will change you earthlings back if one of you manages to win crown.
Bessie: Don't worry, Gwen. I've won so many Fall Guys games. I'm definitely gonna win us a crown.
Gwen: We're not playing their game, stupid! We're actually going against them! They are actual professionals! We may have done hundreds of matches in their games, but to them, we're noobs.
Valkyrie: Big time noobs!
Viking: Ha! Good one, Valkyrie.
Rookie: Hey, Guys! Leave them alone! They're just new here and that was unnecessary of you to turn them into one of us!
Gator: Humans can't participate in our game, Rookie! You should know that by now!
Rookie: I get it, but they were just checking around!
A referee, which is a Fall Guy, approaches them, beginning to start the match.
Referee: Ladies and Gentlemen! Get ready!
Bessie: Hey! Are you Shrek?
Ogre: What?! No! You've mistaken me for someone else!
Referee: Get set!
Bessie: Okay. Time to get ready.
Gwen: Idiot.
Referee: Go!
(Play Fall 'N' Roll from Fall Guys Ultimate Knockout for the rest of this section.)
Everybody leaves the starting line and they make their way to the first section. The first section consists of four round platforms with spinning beams. Several people got hit. Gwen tries to make it past it, but was sent flying while Bessie got through it. At the end of the section there is a wall, which some climbed by grabbing while others used the lower walls nearby. After that, they made it to the second section, which consists of passing through a door and avoiding a giant spinning blade that can throw them away.
Bessie: Gotta keep going. I have to win a crown for me and Gwen!
Gwen slowly catches up to Bessie.
Gwen: You were just gonna leave me behind while that thing was beating me up?!
Bessie: I'm sorry.
Gwen: Shut the fuck up and come on!
Rookie crosses the line first while 17 others followed him. The remaining 43 are struggling at the final section to become the 23 remaining players after this round. Several Fall Guys fall off the platform and respawn.
Bessie: Just like in the game, they can respawn. Now let's go!
Gwen: Right!
The Wimp was getting pushed around by several players, mostly Big Bad.
Big Bad: You have enters how many games?
The Wimp: It's my 250th game and I only won 5 crowns!
Ogre: 5 crowns? Ha! What a loser! We won way more crowns than you!
The Wimp pushes them off and tries to make it to the finish line before getting tackled by Valkyrie, and 18 more players make it past the line. There were 5 spots left. Bessie and Gwen approach the line.
Gwe: There's the line! Let's cross it!
Bessie sees The Wimp getting bullied by 3 other Fall Guys.
Bessie: We gotta help him!
Gwen: Stinkinbottom, what the hell?! We have to cross the line! He can fight his own battles!
Bessie: Sorry, but we have to do this the Space Tree way! (She runs towards the 3 Fall Guys who are bullying The Wimp.) Hey! Pick on somebody your own size!
She tackles the three Fall Guys bullying The Wimp.
The Wimp: Earthling, what are you doing?!
Bessie: Helping you! Now go!
The Wimp: Okay!
He crosses the line.
Orge: You little!
Big Bad: You little bitch!
Valkyrie: Forget her! We gotta go after that nerd!
The three Fall Guys cross the line, meaning one of them has to cross. They start to run to the finish line.
Gwen: Okay. Let's cross the line before...
Parakeet runs past them and he crosses the line. Both Bessie and Gwen were eliminated in the first round.
Bessie: Oh crap.
Gwen get angry.
Gwen: YOU STUPID BITCH!!! YOU JUST HAD TO HELP THAT WIMP, DIDN'T YOU?!!!
Bessie: Hey! I felt bad for him!
Gwen: But now we got eliminated!
Bessie: Oh...
Later after the game, Bessie and Gwen were upset that they were eliminated in the first round. Rookie walks past them with a crown.
Rookie: Hey. What's wrong?
Bessie: We were eliminated. Also, what's with the crown?
Rookie: I won the game. Oh, and what happened? I didn't see you two after the first round ended.
Gwen: We got eliminated.
Rookie: Oh... Well, the next game is starting. I'm gonna get started.
Bessie: We gotta win it.
10 games later...
Gwen: We lost and were eliminated before the finals!
Bessie: Yeah.
Rookie: I feel sorry for you guys.
Gwen: Gee... Thanks.
Rookie: Well, if you want your losing streak to end, I'm gonna take you to my mentor. He's a retired champion of our sport and the king of Fall Island.
Bessie: Really? Where is he?
Rookie: He lives in the snowy parts of this planet. I'll take you there.
Gwen: Okay. Let's go.
One Journey Later...
Rookie: Here we are.
Gwen: Okay. Let's go inside.
They went inside and approached the throne.
Bessie: Wow! This looks cool!
Gwen: Yeah. No kidding.
Rookie: Hey. Oracle! I'm here!
A White Fall Guy with a crown and a white beard approaches him and he was the King.
Oracle: Rookie, my former student. How are you?
Rookie: Good. I won like 7 games today.
Oracle: Congratulations.
Bessie: Is it true you trained this guy?
Rookie: My name is Rookie.
Gwen: I'm Gwen and that's Bessie.
Bessie: Hello.
Rookie: And yes, he did train me.
Oracle: Yup. When Rookie first started competing in the games, he didn't really do so good. He wanted to win so bad, so I trained him. I was his mentor. After all the training he had to face, he is now a winning machine. He has won over 500 crowns in the last few years.
Bessie: Wow! That's a lot of crowns!
Rookie: I know. I'm a 2 time defending champion of the sport after all. I won the last 2 years due to all the crowns I won.
Gwen: Okay.
Oracle: So, are you girls ready to train with me and Rookie?
Bessie: Oh yes we are!
Oracle: Okay! Let's do this!
(Play I've Heard It Through the Grapevine by Marvin Gaye for this section.)
Bessie and Gwen start training with the oracle/king of Fall Island. He puts out an obstacle course for them. Bessie and Gwen took on the training course. After failing to complete it multiple times, they start to do push ups and pull ups. Rookie gives them advice on how to win. Rookie then starts doing pull-ups and Bessie and Gwen do the same. They then start taking the course again and the Oracle was timing them on his stopwatch. Bessie and Gwen were making their way through the training course. After that, they finally managed to finish it. They all did a hi-five and the song ends.
Rookie: You guys are ready.
Bessie: Okay. Let's go.
(Play Survive the Fall from Fall Guys Ultimate Knockout for this section.)
Bessie and Gwen are currently at the next game and they managed to get past the first 3 rounds. They are now doing Jump Club and only 9 people can move on. Only 6 out of 7 were eliminated.
Gwen: Keep jumping!
Bessie: Okay!
They continue jumping until Gwen sees Parakeet. She then grabs him.
Parakeet: Hey! Let go!
The spinning bean hits both of them and knocks Parakeet off the platform and into the pink slime and Gwen was holding on the the edge. Bessie grabs Gwen and pulls her up.
Bessie: You know that was cheating, right?
Gwen: They do it in Fall Guys game all the time, you idiot!
Bessie: Looks like we're in the finals!
Rookie: Yeah. Now let the best Fall Guy win.
(Play Final Fall from Fall Guys Ultimate Knockout for this section.)
Bessie and Gwen are currently in Jump Showdown finale jumping with their lives with only 3 other people and 4 people eliminated. Valkyrie was then eliminated after the beam hits him and knocks off the platform. Bessie and Gwen continue jumping as the spinning beam is spinning towards them.
Gwen: Just like that last one, except the platform is falling and there are two pieces remaining and they don't fall.
Bessie: Okay.
Big Bad Grabs Rookie.
Gwen: Oh no!
Bessie: Hey! (She tries to grab Rookie, but Big Bad lets go of him and jumps and the beam hit both of them.) Damn it!
Rookie: Oh crap!
Bessie and Rookie were knocked off the platform and fell into the slime. And it was Gwen and Big Bad.
Bessie: Gwen! Win this!
(Play Try a Little Tenderness by Otis Redding for the rest of this section and skip to2:32.)
Gwen and Big Bad are jumping for their lives and then the spinning beam goes even faster and then they both got hit. They were both sent flying off the platform and fell into the slime.
Big Bad: I won!
Gwen: No! I won!
They then shown an instant replay and it shows that Big Bad fell into the slime first, meaning that Gwen was the winner.
Big Bad: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!
Gwen: HA HA!!! IN YOUR FACE!!! I WON A CROWN!!!
Big Bad was angry while the crowd cheers for Gwen. Bessie was happy for her fellow scout mate.
Bessie: Way to go Gwen!
The Fall Guys in the crowd continued cheering for Gwen as she finally won a Fall Guys match, but not in a video game, but in space.
(Play Trouble Man by Marvin Gaye for this section.)
The Wimp pushes the button and turns Bessie and Gwen back into humans.
Gwen: Finally. I missed my human body!
Bessie: Thanks! But we gotta go.
The Wimp: Okay. Oh, and that was my way of saying thanks for defending me from those bullies.
Bessie: No problem.
Rookie: Come back soon!
Gwen: We will!
Bessie and Gwen got in their ship and blast off into space.
Bessie: Those guys seemed nice.
Gwen: Yeah. And I'm finally a Fall Guys winner!
Bessie: Yeah. But it didn't come in a video game. It came in real life.
Gwen: Well, there's a video game room in the Space Tree and I'm gonna play Fall Guys until I get my first win in the game.
Bessie: What are you gonna do with the crown?
Gwen: Sell it for millions of dollars.
Bessie: But we're in space.
Gwen: I know that, dumbass! That's why I'm gonna keep it in case we got back to Earth so I can sell it and be a millionaire.
Bessie: Okay. Well, can I have some of the money?
Gwen: No. I'm splitting it with Portia.
Bessie: Okay. I'm fine with not living in a mansion.
Gwen: Glad you are.
They entered the Space Tree and saw Mary Francis, Millie, Portia and Penny.
Portia: How was the Fall Guys planet?
Gwen: It was good. But we were turned into Fall Guys and we couldn't be turned back until one of us won a crown.
Millie (Mighty B): Okay. The Skeld for me and Mrs. Gibbons was crazy.
Bessie: I see. Cool survival getup, Portia!
Portia: Thanks. The Fortnite planet was tough and crazy.
Penny: Yeah. DJ Yonder was nice enough to help us.
Bessie: Cool! Anyways, let's rest after all the craziness we went through today.
Gwen: Yeah.
They left the spaceship room.
Stay tuned for episode 38.