Episode 38: Honeybees in Fortnite
In Room 28, the honeybees are finished with their troop meeting.
Portia: Glad that's over with.
Gwen: Yeah.
Bessie: It was a piece of cake. So I wonder what planet should we go to.
Portia: DJ Yonder invited me and Penny to visit him.
Penny: Yay! We get to see Yonder again!
Portia: His planet is called Fortnite Island, and it looks just like Earth.
Bessie: How many planets in space have the same landscape as Earth?
Portia: I honestly don't know.
Bessie: Well, I'm going to Fall Guys planet.
Gwen: Rawls said it's called Fall Island. It's a planet where bean like creatures compete in challenges to win crowns.
Bessie: Well, let's go there!
Portia: I'm going to Fortnite Island to see DJ Yonder.
Millie (Mighty B): But where will I go?
Mary Frances: Millie, we're gonna head to The Skeld.
Millie (Mighty B): What kind of planet is it?
Mary Frances: It's actually a ship.
Bessie: Okay. Let's have some fun!
Portia and Penny got on the ship and the blast off behind Bessie and Gwen before splitting up with the other two ships.
Portia: Okay. The coordinates are set. Fortnite Island is straight ahead.
Penny: Okay! I can't wait to see Yonder.
Portia: Yeah.
They continued flying through space until they reached Fortnite Island.
They finally managed to make it to Fortnite Island.
Penny: Wow! Look at this!
They then landed on the island next to the Battle Royale island and got out of the ship.
Portia: Okay. Now where is DJ Yonder's place?
Shots were fired at them, but they missed.
Penny: Oh no.
(Play Welcome to the Jungle by Gun 'N' Roses for the rest of the section.)
Several Fortnite characters charge towards them.
Portia: We're dead.
Penny: I see a car!
She points at a shack.
Portia: That's a shack, you idiot! Come on!
They got in the car.
Penny: We should get out of here.
Portia: We don't have a drivers license because we're too young to drive.
Penny: Maybe we'll learn even before we turn 16. Now let's go!
They drive away and Portia see Meowscles shooting at Midas.
Portia: What the fuck is going on?!
Penny: I think they're shooting at people.
Portia: I know that! I've played Fortnite before! (She continue to drive as fast as she could.) Oh my god. This is so crazy!
Penny: Watch out!
They see Sun Strider and run her over.
Portia: I didn't know she was there! (She continues driving really fast through Reckless Railways.) OUT OF THE WAY! (She runs over several players and they all died instantly.) Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm scared!
Penny: Where is DJ Yonder?!
Portia: How many people left?!
Penny: It says 85 left.
Portia: Oh my god! This is terrible! Is this what it's like to be in a Fortnite match?!
Penny: WE'RE ABOUT TO DRIVE OFF THAT CLIFF!!!
They start screaming and everything is now in slow motion.
(Play At Last by Etta James for this short part.)
Portia and Penny were screaming in slow motion as they were driving off the cliff. Several people were shooting at them in slow motion as well. They continued screaming in slow motion and they splashed into the water. The song ends with everything going back to normal speed and the people who shoot at them left. Someone then approached them and got them out of the car.
At Pleasant Piazza, Portia and Penny are in a random house. They then woke up.
Portia: What happened?
DJ Yonder: You drove off the cliff.
Penny: What?
DJ Yonder: But I got you out of the water.
Portia: Thanks for saving us before we drowned.
Penny: Well, what did you need us for?
DJ Yonder: Well, we're on a new island and it's getting really tough. Plus, you have tons of experience on missions in Space, right?
Portia: Yeah.
DJ Yonder: Well, we went back to my old island and now the Big Bang happened and created Lego, Racing and Music worlds. But anyways, we are a trio and so many trios are coming. But you can put your Space Tree mission skills to use.
Portia: What do you have in mind?
DJ Yonder: A survival getup.
Portia: Already on it. (She rubs mud rectangles on both her cheeks, and then puts on a bandanna and pulls out a Space Tree laser gun.) I'm ready. Oh, and how many people left?
DJ Yonder: Only 67 people left.
Portia: Okay. Let's do this!
(Play The Pretender by Foo Fighters for this section and skip to 0:32.)
Several Trios of Fortnite Characters are shooting at each other until they were all gunned down by Portia, who leads Penny and DJ Yonder.
Portia: Time to win the trios match! Charge!
Portia leads the charge as she shoots at various Fortnite characters and kills them all and there are now 45 players remaining. Portia continues hunting down all the players who were shooting at them. DJ Yonder and Penny follow Portia as she uses her Space Tree laser gun to eliminate so many players. They then went to Fencing Fields and eliminated several trios there. Throughout the song, Portia is shooting and eliminated several trios and laughs like a psycho. Several players for scared of Portia and began to run away, but she eliminated them all. There are now 18 players remaining. Portia starts to eliminate 9 of them. Meaning there were 3 trios left as the storm circle gets even smaller and almost the whole island is in a deadly storm. The song ends with Portia eliminating another trio.
DJ Yonder: Nice job. Only one trio left and we'll be the winners.
Portia: Thanks.
Penny: Guys, that shield is closing in.
DJ Yonder: Oh shit. That's not a shield. It's the storm! We have to find the last trio and eliminate them quickly!
They then ran off to find them.
(Play The Final Countdown by Europe for this section.)
The last trio consists in Midas, Brutus and Shadow Skye.
Midas: Now where is that last trio?
Brutus: Um Boss? Look.
Midas Sees Portia, Penny and DJ Yonder approach them.
Shadow Skye: Oh no!
Midas: Shoot at them quickly!
They all start firing at each other and Portia shoots at Brutus and he is knocked down. She even did the same to Shadow Skye.Midas shoots down Penny and DJ Yonder. Portia and Midas aimed at each other.
Portia: My squad won't lose to you!
Midas: Well, mine won't lose to you!
They start shooting at each other and Portia managed to eliminated Midas' whole trio and wins the game for all of them.
Portia: (Laughing) YES!!! I am a Fortnite winner in real life and in the game! YES!!!
But everything resets with the storm disappearing and everyone who was eliminated getting revived and the song ends.
Drift: That was a good game.
DJ Yonder: I agree. How about we do it again, but this time, as solos?
Portia and Penny got on their ship and blasted off into space.
Kit: I guess that's a no for them.
Meowscles: You got that right, Son.
Portia and Penny returned to the Space Tree and approached Mary Frances and Millie.
Portia: We are never going to that planet again.
Mary Frances: What happened there?
Penny: All they did was shoot at each other, like in their game.
Millie (Mighty B): Well, that's Fortnite for you.
Bessie and Gwen entered the Space Tree and approached them.
Portia: How was the Fall Guys planet?
Gwen: It was good. But we were turned into Fall Guys and we couldn't be turned back until one of us won a crown.
Millie (Mighty B): Okay. The Skeld for me and Mrs. Gibbons was crazy.
Bessie: I see. Cool survival getup, Portia!
Portia: Thanks. The Fortnite planet was tough and crazy.
Penny: Yeah. DJ Yonder was nice enough to help us.
Bessie: Cool! Anyways, let's rest after all the craziness we went through today.
Gwen: Yeah.
They left the spaceship room.
Stay tuned for episode 39.