Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1! I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter. Also, before we begin, I will like to give credit to 9655 for helping create this chapter and for officially becoming my Co-Author in this story...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song}~
Joseph:
For eight hundred years, the city of Norrisville has been protected by a Ninja.
The city of Norrisville was in chaos as monsters, thugs, and supervillains were rampaging across the city, destroying everything in sight. The villains smiled sinisterly at a crowd of scared civilians as the people of Norrisville cowered before the villains but then beamed as they stared up at the sky with hopeful/relief looks on their faces. Dumbfounded by their sudden hopefulness, the villains looked and gasped in fear as they saw the Ninja standing on top of Norrisville High with an angry look on his face.
The villains trembled fearfully against his gaze as the Ninja brought out his swords and twirled them around before pointing them in the villain's direction as he glares at them determinedly. The bad guys tried to flee, but no one can escape from the Ninja's wrath as he leaped off from the building and flew toward the scared villains as he let out a war cry. After a few hours of brutally defeating every villain in his way, the city was finally at peace again as the citizens cheered for their hero, and the worn-out Ninja waved at them before smokebombing away as the smoke filled the area.
Joseph:
But no one knows that every four years...a new warrior was chosen
The smoke then disappears to reveal Nomi standing in front of Norrisville High while holding the NinjaNomicon in her hands as it glowed brightly with magical energy as Nomi smiled at the readers before opening the book as a massive amount of black/blue ribbons flew out of it and flew towards the school.
Rachel, Debbie, and Nomi:
Go, Ninja!
Breaking through the doors, the massive amounts of black/blue ribbons flew past the startled students as it flew through the hallway and reached a classroom with the Messenger standing outside the room as the young man tips his hat to cover his eyes and pointed inside as the ribbons spotted Joseph inside the empty classroom with his friends, Rachel and Debbie, standing beside him.
Joseph:
A freshman to fight the forces of evil
Wiggling in excitement, the black/blue ribbons raced past the surprised girls as they grabbed onto a shocked Joseph and lifted him into the air as the black/blue ribbons began to wrap themselves around his body, and Joey slowly started transforming into the Ninja as the girls watched in shock from the sidelines.
Joseph:
My name is Joseph Williams...and I am the Norrisville Ninja!
When the transformation was finished, we see the Ninja standing in Joseph's place as he leaps up and twisted himself in the air as he landed back on the ground with the sheer force of his landing cracking the floor below him as the Ninja stoically stood up and pulled out his metal staff as he twirled it around and struck the ground as he posed for a bit before reaching into one of his pockets to pull out a...
Joseph:
Smokebomb!
Smoke covered the area as we see the Ninja performing various heroic acts that range from saving a cat from a tree to stopping a bank robbery and even stopping a magical sorcerer from taking over the world with his monster army.
Rachel:
What the hey!
Come on, you!
What the juice!
He's so bruce!
A heavily bruised-up Joseph panted as he was standing around in a swamp, facing against a muscular spiky red-haired man without his Ninja suit as the evil swamp man had his friends held hostage. The man grinned evilly as he pointed his gun at the girl and ordered Joseph to hand over his ninja mask as Joey glared at him furiously but reluctantly did what he said as he took out his Ninja Mask and tossed it over at the man as Joey grabbed it and stared at the mask, mystified as he runs his disgusting hands all over the mask's magical fabric.
Glaring at him, Joseph demanded him to release his girls, but the man only grinned at the young teen sinisterly as he points his gun back at the girls and pulls the trigger as Joey's eyes widen in shock/horror, and his horrified expression was quickly replaced with sheer determination as Joseph sprinted towards the girls and managed to save them by using his body as a shield to protect them from the bullet as it pierces through his stomach and the girls could watch in horror/misery as Joey placed his hand on his stomach in agony and coughed out blood as the evil man smirked and walked over to a bleeding Joey as he pushed him into a swamp, and blood stained the water as the swamp man laughed evilly while the girls could only weep in sorrow for their boyfriend's death.
Debbie:
That's the cheese!
Ninja, please!
Ninja, rock!
Don't stop!
The Ninja grunted in pain as he was kicked away by another teenager, who was wearing a samurai outfit, and crashed landed on the roof of a train as the Samurai-dressed teen stoically walked over to him and pulled out his sword to slice off Joey's head as the Ninja reacted quickly and closed his eyes in concentration as his suit changes color from blue to crystal blue, and Joey swiftly generated an ice shield to block the fatal sword strike as he then pushed the samurai warrior off of him.
Stumbling in his steps, the Samurai teenager was shocked by Joseph's display of magical power as the Ninja leaped up back onto the ground and stood in a fighting stance as his suit's colors changed from crystal blue to pure white, and the Ninja slowly generated a whip made out of electricity as he then wrapped the samurai warrior with his whip and his hands glowed with electricity as the Ninja started electrocuting the samurai warrior as his opponent screamed in pain.
Nomi:
What the hey!
Come on, you!
Do it, Ninja!
What the juice!
Deep inside the NinjaNomicon, we see a shirtless Joseph standing in the middle of a meadow as he faced a giant doodle dragon and the large drawing roared down at him, but Joseph wasn't scared as he stoically cupped his hands and a bright yellow sphere appeared as Joey concentrated on charging up his energy. Nomi sat a few feet ahead of him as she eyed her current warrior closely while strumming her doodle ukulele as sweat dripped down from Joseph's forehead and the young teen grunted in effort as he then threw out his hands and a giant beam of yellow energy flew towards the fake dragon.
The monster stared at the beam of energy impassively before widening his eyes in shock as, at the last possible minute, the beam of energy shaped itself into a giant golden dragon, and the magical dragon roared loudly as it then pierced through the doodle dragon's heart and a massive explosion occurred. Panting heavily from the overused energy, Joseph fell down as he took deep breaths and caught his breath as he looked up at Nomi and grinned at her as the NinjaNomicon smiled, and nodded proudly as Joseph promptly fell down in exhaustion and passed out as Nomi sweatdrops at the sight of her knocked out student before shaking her head as she continued playing her ukelele and waited for her student to wake up to continue training.
Rachel, Debbie, and Nomi:
He's a hero!
Come on, fighter!
Just a freshman...and a Ninja!
Back at Norrisville High, we see Joey, Rachel, and Debbie standing near the lockers just minding their business when suddenly green stank flew out of the vents as they flew into the innocent students'/teachers' bodies, and possessed them as they slowly transformed into horrifying, grotesque monsters. The teens gasped in shock at this before narrowing their eyes in determination as the girls hugged Joseph, covering him from public view as Joey swiftly transformed into the Ninja and the girls gave him a few good luck kisses as he runs off to confront the monsters.
The citizens of Norrisville backup in fear as the horde of monsters slowly stalked over them with evil glints in their eyes as they were led by the great and powerful Sorceror as the ancient magic-user laughed maniacally at the look of pure fear in their faces, only for everybody to suddenly start cheering in relief as McFist and Viceroy appeared, thinking that he arrived to save them, but much to their shock/surprise, McFist grins at them sinisterly as he orders his assistant Viceroy to back the Sorcerors army up with his own army and the mad scientist nodded, eager to show off his inventions as Viceroy pressed a button on his tablet and soon enough an army of mechanical and mutant robots appeared as they stood beside the monster army.
The citizens felt their hope die at the sight of the most beloved man in town betraying them as they fell to their knees and were about to surrender to their fate, until suddenly a puff of blue smoke covered the area as the Ninja appeared, standing in a classic ninja pose as the entire population of Norrisville started cheered at the sight of their true hero as the Ninja slowly looked up at the army that he was going against and glared at them fearlessly as he stood up and closed his eyes as he started concentrating. The crowd of people was confused about what he was doing until suddenly a rainbow aura covered his body as a tornado appeared below him and lifted him into the air as everybody watched on with shock/awe as his suit keeps changing color rapidly and his scarves began wiggling as four more scarves popped out.
Grunting, Joseph let out a fierce roar as one of his scarfs was set on fire while another one was frozen solid as his third scarf began spinning around rapidly and began to form strong winds as his fourth scarf pulled out and levitated multiple small rocks from the ground below as they stuck themselves against his scarf and it slowly started forming into a rock-like scythe as the Ninja's fifth scarf wiggled madly and water squirted out of it as it wrapped around the scarf and formed into a spiked mace as his last scarf sparkled with electricity as it whipped around violently with the speed of lightning!
With the transformation now complete, Joseph opened his eyes, revealing them to be completely white with fox-like pupils as the young teenage boy glances down at the army and glares at them as the Ninja raised his elemental scarfs and flew toward them as the villains were frightened at first before quickly regaining their nerves as they ran after the flying ninja, and both the hero and the villains let out loud battle cries as they raised their arms and they then slammed their fists together as a huge shockwave rang out across the city!
An epic battle occurred as both sides struggled to overpower each other, but in the end, the Ninja won the day as a heavily battered and injured Ninja stood on top of a pile of knocked out/dead villains as a panting Joey glances down at the citizens of Norrisivile and raised his fist in victory as everybody started cheering for their hero. The Ninja grunted in pain as he could barely stand up at this point, but after spotting his girls giving him scared yet proud looks, Joseph found the energy to smile at them weakly as he shakily stood up and reached into his suit as the Ninja pulled out a...
Joseph:
Smokebomb!
Throwing down a smokebomb, a massive cloud of blue smoke covered the area as it slowly disappeared to reveal the Ninja standing up on top of the logo of his story as Rachel and Debbie stood beside them, and they grinned at the camera as the Ninja's scarfs blew into the wind majestically.
~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song Over}~
"Okay, guys, be real with me. How great do these new McHeels look on me?" A smiling Rachel asked gleefully while making her way down the sidewalk that leads to her school with Joseph and Debbie walking beside her as the grayish dark brown-haired teenage girl was wearing the new top of the line salmon pink McJeels.
"They look awesome on you, Ray Ray, but not as great as these new MCJeans on me." A grinning Joseph says playfully while gesturing at his new white denim McJeans as Rachel eyed them approvingly.
"Ooh, they look great on you, Joey. Those jeans really make your butt looks good."
"Heh, thanks, Rac-Wait, what did you say?"
"Oh, nothing." Rachel says innocently with a blink as Joey eyed her oddly before shrugging as he placed his hands on his hoodie pockets and smirked as he chuckled.
"Man, once again, McFist makes another brucist product that I cannot live without! He's the ultimate cheese! Am I right, Debs?"
"..."
"Debs?" Joey asked confusedly as he and Rachel turned their heads as they spotted a thoughtful Debbie writing down something on her notepad. "Debs, are you there?" Joseph asked as Rachel elbows her friend to get her attention, snapping her out of her thoughts as Debbie glances up at her friends.
"Huh? Oh, sorry, I was busy with something. What were you guys talking about again?"
"Oh, we were talking about McFist. Isn't he like the coolest person ever?" A cheerful Rachel asked as Debbie, however, scoffed and rolled her eyes as she put away her notepad to pull out a tablet that wasn't made by McFist, by the way.
"Yeah, more like the most horrible person ever," Debbie says snarkily while searching for something on her tablet as Joseph and Rachel couldn't help but gasp in shock by what she said.
"Debbie, how could you say that about my idol?! McFist is like the most beloved man in town! Norrisville won't be Norrisville, if it wasn't for him!" Joey scolded with a glare, not liking that Debbie said something so mean to such a great man like McFist as Rachel nodded in agreement.
"Yeah! Remember all of the good things that McFist has done to the city?! Like, that time that McFist built that orphanage for all of those homeless, starving children or when he helped fund that hospital, or when he built that new McSlushie place? What gives? I thought you loved McFist like us?" A confused Rachel asked.
"Oh, I did, but for the last couple of months, I've been doing some investigation on McFist, and I've found some...unsettling things about him. Here take a look." Debbie says while pulling up some information that she had found about McFist on her tablet as she showed it to her friends. "Remember about the orphanage that he had to build for those starving orphans, Rachel? As it turns out, hardly any orphans get adopted by that orphanage, and I went to that place one day in my free time, and I was shocked to see the poor living conditions that those orphans live in! And, oh yeah, and those 'funds' that McFist 'graciously' gave to the hospital? Yeah, guess what? McFist forced the hospital to give him back his money a month later. As for the McSlushie place? Well, let's just say that you don't want to know how those slushie are made off." Debbie says with a glare while putting away her tablet as Joey and Rachel looked surprised by what their friend informed them, but, after composing themselves, the young teenage Ninja stepped forward with a serious expression on his face.
"Look, Debbie, I know that McFist had done some...questionable things in the past. I mean, he's a businessman, so that makes sense, but we can't judge McFist simply because he had done a few bad things in the past. Remember, you can't make a few omelets without breaking a few eggs, and it was this man's company that singlehandedly saved this town from the craphole that it used to be and turned Norrisville from the shittiest town in America into one of the greatest cities in America. Besides, McFist seemed to be a pretty humble and nice guy during all of his public appearances, so I'm sure that he doesn't realize the more severe consequences of his actions. I mean, it's not like McFist is a benevolent corporate supervillain who is dead set on destroying someone to get something that he can't buy or build."
"I, MCFIST, AM A BENEVOLENT CORPORATE SUPERVILLAIN WHO IS DEAD SET ON DESTROYING THE NINJA, AND TODAY WILL BE THE DAY WHERE I GET MY SUPERPOWER WISH, WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT I CAN'T BUY OR BUILD!" McFist screamed into the heavens furiously as we cue back to McFist Industries and see the blonde-haired man, Viceroy, and the Sorcerer having their usual daily meeting together inside of McFist's Office.
"I presume that you have a plan?" The Sorceror asked with a glare as McFist nodded.
"Of course, we have a plan...do we have a plan?" McFist whispered-asked Viceroy nervously as the young scientist rolled his eyes but nodded as he stepped forward with a cocky smirk on his face.
"Well, I have come up with-,"
"I have come up with...what did I come up with?" McFist interrupted while turning to give his employee a curious look as Viceroy gave his boss an annoyed look before composing himself as he glances up at the impatient Sorceror and pulls up his McTablet to show him some specs of his latest plan.
"We lure the Ninja into a custom-made deadly trap of my own design," Viceroy says with an evil giggle as the Sorceror narrowed his eyes down at him and scoffed as he scowled.
"Fools! How do you expect to lure the Ninja into a trap!" The Sorceror screamed with Kit suddenly appearing onto the scene as he crawled up to lay on his Master's shoulder.
"Yeah, you kind of hit a wall there, guys."
"Uh, wait, is that a talking rat?" A bewildered McFist asked while pointing up at Kit as Viceroy looked disgusted at the sight of him.
"Oh, yeah, this is Kit, my new rat sidekick that can somehow talk. Kit, these are Dumbass 1 and 2. Dumbass 1 and 2? This is Kit." The Sorceror says, introducing his old and new allies to each other as McFist and Viceroy looked visibly annoyed at the casual insults.
"Hi." Kit says while waving at McFist and Viceroy, who awkwardly waved back at him as the Sorceror then grew angrier and glared down at McFist and Viceroy.
"Now, how are you two going to plan to have the Ninja lure into your trap?"
"Yeah, how are we going to lure the Ninja into our trap?" Viceroy asked while giving his boss a side-eye as McFist sweated nervously and tugged on his collar as he began to think.
"Oh, uh, well, it has to be something important enough for him to come out of the shadows and save, like say...a kitten!" McFist exclaimed while pumping his mechanical fist into the air as everyone gave him very blank looks.
"Huh, I thought you were just being mean when you called him dumbass, but I guess that you were just stating facts." Kit says sassily as the Sorceror chuckled amusedly while McFist glared up at the talking rat angrily with his face growing red in fury as Viceroy was quick to place his hand on his shoulder to calm him down.
"Or, and I can say or, I was thinking a pillar of the community. Someone beloved by all, ring any bells?"
"What?! Like that stupid monkey astronaut down at the zoo!? He's not so great! All he did was press a few buttons! Anyone can do that!" McFist screamed furiously, feeling defensive about Viceroy suggesting for them to use that monkey astronaut as bait as his Chief-Mad Scientist gave him a very blank look.
"I was referring to you, sir..."
"Ooh! You really think I'm more beloved than Niel Apestrong?" McFist asked shyly while clasping his hands together with a blush as he giggled girlishly.
"SILENCE!" An annoyed Sorceror beloved, having enough of the duo's idiotic antics as the powerful sinister being was able to send out a small wave of stank energy through his large chamber, and it collided against a surprised McFist and Viceroy as they were sent crashing down to the ground. "IF YOU WANT YOUR REWARD, YOU WILL DESTROY THE NINJA!" The Sorceror screamed loudly with his powerful, strong voice shaking the office as he then vanished, and McFist and Viceroy panted heavily in fear from what just happened as, after recovering from feeling the Sorceror's rage, both adults slowly stood up from the floor.
"This better work, Viceroy...I WANT MY REWARD!" McFist screamed as Viceroy nodded while turning around to walk towards his lab to make preparations for his plan.
"Come on, Debs, can we please drop this already?" An annoyed Joseph asked while walking towards the campus for Norrisville High with the girls as Debbie was still complaining to her friends about McFist's shady past.
"I just can't believe that you guys still love McFist after everything that I've told you."
"Debbie, we keep telling you that, yes, while McFist has done some things that seemed wrong, he has also done a lot of good to the city, and McFist's seems to be a nice, highly moral person during his interviews, so I'm sure he didn't mean to do the things he did." Rachel says naively as Debbie narrowed her eyes and puts away her tablet as she frowned.
"Trust me, guys, my Reporter Instincts are tingling. There's something really shady about McFist, and I'm going to find out what it is." Debbie says with a determined glare on her face as Joseph rolled his eyes and scoffed as he was about to make a retort but then grunted in surprise as the Young Ninja accidentally collided against another teenager, and they both fell down to the ground as the teenage boys groaned.
The mysterious teenager is a 5'8-feet-tall, 17-year-old Japanese/French boy with light purple eyes, slick wavy dark purple hair, a small nose, a sharp chin, Light Skin, a muscular slim physique, and his outfit consists of a dark purple hoodie with a sleeveless gray shirt underneath, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, black ripped jeans, and black/white shoes. His name is Legion DuBois, the new transfer student for Norrisvile High.
"Whoa, Jo Jo, are you okay?" A worried Rachel asked as she and Debbie went over to help Joseph up his feet.
"Yeah, I'm alright. Hey, dude, sorry for knocking into you like that. I wasn't looking where I was going. You good?" Joey asked while looking over at Legion, who nodded as the Young Ninja held out his hand for him, and the purple-haired teenager was quick to grab onto it as Joseph pulled him up to his feet.
"Yeah, I'm good."
"Oh, that's a good grip on you, bud." Joseph says while wincing a bit as he felt Legion clench his hand a bit tightly before the older teenager let go of it as Joey gave him an apologetic look. "Again, sorry for knocking into you like that, dude...hey, are you new to Norrisville High or something. I don't think I've seen you here before." A curious Joseph asked as Legion dusted off his outfit and nodded as he placed his hands in his hoodie pockets.
"Yeah, I moved in here a couple of months ago. Today is my first day at Norrisville High."
"Oh, well, then I will be happy to welcome you on your first day at Norrisville High. The name's Joseph Williams. These are my friends, Rachel Cara and Debbie Kang." Joseph says, introducing himself and the girls to the new Norrisvile High Student as Rachel waved at him cheerfully.
"Hello." Rachel greeted as Debbie gave him a nod, and Legion smiled a bit as he waved back.
"Well, it's nice to meet you all. I hope that we will have a good time getting to know each other during our Highschool Career." Legion says politely. "Anyway, before you knocked into me, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation about McFist," Legion says as Rachel beamed.
"Oh, yeah, Joseph and I've been talking about how cool McFist is, but Debbie thinks that there's something suspicious about him. What do you think?" Rachel asked curiously as Legion places a thoughtful hum on his chin.
"Hmmm, well, while I don't have any evidence, I do think there's something odd about McFist. I don't know. I can't place my finger on it."
"Thank you!" Debbie exclaimed while sighing in relief that someone was finally agreeing with her that there was something strange about McFist as both Joseph and Rachel groaned in dismay.
"Oh, great, not you too! Why is everyone so hard on McFist lately? He's literally one of the greatest people of all time!" Joseph shouted while flailing his hands around in exasperation as Legion turned to him with his arms crossed.
"Not everything is as black and white as it seems, Joseph. Sometimes an enemy can wear the face of a hero." Legion says wisely as Joseph gave him a flat look.
"Geez, who does this guy think he is? The NinjaNomicon?" Joseph whispered to the girls, who giggled a bit as he then turned back to Legion. "Look, dude, how about we talk about this another time, but for now, let's go to our class before the bell rings," Joseph says as Legion nodded, and the group began walking forward as they were about to enter Norrisvile High, only for a 20-foot-tall white/golden building with a huge M symbol planted in the front suddenly drops in front of the group, forcing Legion, Rachel, and Debbie to stop in their tracks as, unfortunately for Joseph, he wasn't fast enough and ended up colliding face-first into the building.
"Ow! Geez! Where the hell did this building come from?! Did a twister show up out of nowhere and tried to drop this building on me!? What?! Do I look like a fucking witch or something!?" An annoyed Joseph exclaimed while rubbing his nose as he and the others looked up and gasped in surprise as they spotted the McJet floating in the air and retracted a metal claw back inside of it as it then zoomed off, leaving behind a smokecloud that spelled out 'Buy McFist Merch!'.
"I'm splitting at the seems to introduce to you students the new McFistory History Pavillion!" Principal Slimovitz exclaimed excitedly with fanfare ranging out as he could be seen standing next to McFist's Wife in front of the McFistory History Pavillion Building.
"Ooh, a History Pavillion? That sounds so cool." An excited Rachel says as Joseph nodded in agreement while rubbing his nose as Debbie and Legion, however, remained quiet as they stared at the McFistory History Pavillion suspiciously.
"This generous new addition to our school is a gift from Norrisville's Most Beloved Philanthropist, Anthropist, and Mustache-Enthusiast...HANNIBAL MCFIST!" Irving screamed joyfully while pointing ahead as the crowd of students turned around and beamed as they spotted a smirking McFist flying onto the scene thanks to the help of a jetpack that Viceroy has give him as the nearly bald-headed man flew over to land on the ground and waved at his cheering fans.
"Hello! Hello! Thank you, thank you, oh, you are all too kind!" McFist says while flashing the crowd of students a fake, charming smile as he walked over to Principal Slimovitz and Marci as McFist gave his Wife a quick kiss on the cheek before taking off his jetpack as he handed it over to Irving, and the principal grunted as he dropped his megaphone and held the incredibly heavy jetpack with all of the strength he could muster as McFist nonchalantly snatched away his megaphone and turned to address the Norrisville Students.
"Hello, Norrisville High Students! It's so good to be here! Now, I just want to say that while I am great, this event is not about me...THIS IS ABOUT THE CHILDREN RECEIVING THEIR PROPER EDUCATION ON THE HISTORY OF NORRISVILLE...also, there is a free snack bar inside, and if you attend this event, you will be able to skip out on class for today...ENJOY!" McFist screamed as everyone cheered and quickly ran inside of the McFistory History Pavillion, including our faithful heroes, as no one noticed McFist looking around with a devilish smirk on his face as he chuckled evilly and walked inside of the building.
"Hi, I'm Brock Octane." A masculine voice rang out as everyone looked around the building in confusion before gasping in surprise as the roof opened up to show a small projection machine, and it projected a green hologram of Brock Octane, who was a 6'5-feet-tall, 25-year-old man with dark brown eyes, close-cropped white hair, a big nose, a sharp chiseled chin, a deeply tanned complexion, a powerful muscular yet slim physique, and his outfit consists of a short-sleeved black T-shirt, a gray wristwatch on his left wrist, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long dark green pants, and black shoes. His full name is Brock Marie Octane, a popular action star who plays the main character 'The Puncher' from Joseph and the Girls' favorite game franchise Grave Puncher.
"The teleprompter that I'm reading says history...it's all around us. Like Dinosaurs, Wars, and the person who invented Twerking," Brock says while pulling out a dandelion as he blows on it and it started showing brief holographic visions of the past like the Great Dinosaur Era, the Horrors of World War 1 and 2, and funny enough, the person who invented twerking as Rachel giggled at this amusedly while Joseph stared at the twerking girl's shaking booty with a mesmerized look on his face as an annoyed Debbie elbows him and Legion merely rolled his eyes at his new friends' antics. "This pavilion is filled with Interactive Animatronics Displays, or I.A.D. for short, that show off all of the famous celebrities or civilians in Norrisville. Yes, that's right, history even happens here!" Brock Octane shouted while crouching down as he then flew up into the air and disappeared from sight as the wall in front of the amazed students opened up, and it showed an array of Interactive Animatronics Displays of the famous people in Norrisville.
"Whoa, I am so glad that I didn't decide to skip school today because this is the cheese!" An excited Joseph exclaimed while running forwards with his friends as they glanced around the McFistory History Pavillion in sheer shock and awe. "Ooh, look! It's Brawn Brickwall!" A Fanboying Joseph screamed while pointing at an I.A.D. of a white-haired man wrestling a lion around like it was nothing as he also ate Carolina Reaper Pepper without even flinching. The I.A.D. is a 6-feet-tall, 65-year-old man with black eyes, short gray hair, a big nose, a big chiseled chin with a full gray beard, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscular top-heavy build, and his outfit consists of a yellow overalls with a long-sleeved wool dark blue shirt underneath and black shoes. His name is Brawn Brickwall, a famous author and adventurer from Norrisville.
"Oh, yeah, I heard of him. He's like a big adventure guy, right?" A curious Legion asked as Joseph turned to nod at him excitedly.
"Yeah, exactly! And a famous Author as well! I heard that on one of his adventures, he went to Africa and was able to stop a stampede of freaking Elephants all on his own! And, if that wasn't cool enough, Brick started making love to his harem of wives, and all of the Elephants started trumpeting for him as if they were cheering for him, and it was a rainy night with thunder storming all around! How metal does that sound?!" Joseph exclaimed with a joyful laugh as Legion nodded in agreement.
"Ooh, guys, it's Monica Mo! Norrisville's sweetheart!" Rachel shouted cheerfully while running over to another I.A.D. of a really attractive woman, who appears to be a beauty pageant winner, as Rachel stared up at her with a starstruck look on her face. The I.A.D. is a 5'10-feet-tall, 26-year-old woman with dark brown eyes that have three large eyelashes on each eye, long luscious wavy light brown hair that reaches past her shoulders, a small bulbous nose, marron lipstick, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Flawless Caucasian Skin, a slim hourglass figure, a heart-shaped thick ass, and her outfit consists of a golden tiara that was decorated with red jewels, a pair of red jeweled earrings, a golden necklace, a long maroon gown, a light pink sash wrapped around her body, and maroon high heel shoes. Her name is Monica Mo, Norrisville's sweetheart and the Winner of the Norrisville Beauty Pagent 15 Times in a Row.
"She's so beautiful!" Rachel swooned with hearts in her eyes while placing her hands on her cheeks as Joseph nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, she really is," Joseph says while staring up at the I.A.D. of Monica Mo with a big blush on his face as Debbie sees this and growled in annoyance as she crossed her arms.
"Hey, guys, who is that?" Legion asked as he pointed at an I.A.D. of a light browned-haired man standing on a podium while striking a pose as he was holding a football. The I.A.D. is a 5'8-feet-tall, 32-year-old man with teal-colored eyes, light brown shaggy hair and sideburns, a big stumpy nose, a big sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscular build, and he was currently wearing his Football Uniform, which consisted of a white shirt with green stripes on the sleeves, the number 13 symbol written front and back of his shirt, long green pants, knee-length white socks with green stripes, and black spiked cleats. His name is Johnny Bueno, a famous football player from Norrisville.
"Oh, that's...that's...I actually don't know who that man is." Joseph says deadpannedly as Doug, who walked past the group, scoffed and rolled his eyes as he turned to the group.
"Ugh, do you seriously not know who that guy is? It's Johnny Bueno! A very famous baseball player." Doug says smugly, causing the trio to slowly turn to him with very blank looks on their faces.
"I've only lived here for a couple of months, and yet even I know that guy isn't a Baseball Player," Legion says while crossing his arms as he turned to Joseph. "Who's this dweeb?"
"Oh, that's Doug, easily the most annoying dude in the whole school. We hate him."
"Well, fuck you too, Williams," Doug says while glaring at Joseph, who glared back at him as Debbie then stepped up.
"Back to the conversation from earlier, Doug, you were entirely wrong in your statement. That guy is the Legendary Crusher Carp Quarterback, Johnny Bueno. He scored more touchdowns for Norrisvile Football Team than any other Football Quarterback in history." Debbie says, causing Joseph and Rachel to turn to her in surprise as they were shocked about her knowledge of football. "My Dad and my friend Theresa are huge football fans, so they taught me a lot about the sport," Debbie says with a shrug as Joseph and Rachel nodded in understanding while an embarrassed Doug walked away.
"Wait, you know who Theresa is?" A surprised Legion asked as a bewildered Debbie turned to him.
"Uh, yeah, I do, she's my friend, but how do you know about her?" A suspicious Debbie asked as Legion shrugged.
"Oh, I used to live here when I was younger, and I was childhood friends with her and a girl named Heidi."
"Heidi? Isn't she the girl who runs that webshow or something?" Joseph asked Rachel, who shrugged as a curious Legion was about to ask Debbie how Theresa's been doing the last couple of years before the group's attention was taken away by McFist as he had called on for everyone's attention and all of the students walked over to form a crowd around Norrsiville's Most Beloved Man as McFist stood near a large statue that was covered by a large tarp.
"Behold! The centerpiece of the whole McFistory History Pavillion...the most important person in Norrisville History...the Ninja!" McFist screamed through gritted teeth and a red-faced as he grabs onto the tarp and pulled it off to reveal a rather badass-looking statue of the Ninja, who was standing on a large podium on a low crouch with his scarves blowing in the imaginary wind as the Ninja was holding two of his swords and had them crossed in an 'X' formation.
"Ooh, look at that, Joey! You just made History! So cool!" An exhilarated Rachel exclaimed while grabbing Joseph by his shoulders as she shook him around vigorously.
"What? How did Joseph make History?" A confused Legion asked, causing the trio to freeze as they shared nervous looks.
"Oh, uh, Rachel was trying to say that Joseph made an A on History on our last test," Debbie says, trying to cover for her friend's slip up as Legion raised an eyebrow at her, not believing what the short reporter said but decided to let it go for now as Legion nodded and the trio mentally sighed in relief.
"Hey, next time can you ixnay, on the secret idenityay." Joseph whispers-scolds an embarrassed Rachel, who nodded sheepishly as Legion turned back to stare up at the Ninja Statue and narrowed his eyes as he grips his fists.
"Yes, err, I do...l-love the Ninja. Why if I was ever in mortal danger, I sure want the Ninja to save me!"
"..."
"Yes, I would've wanted the Ninja to save me."
"..."
"I want the Ninja to save me."
"..."
"I WANT THE FUCKING NINJA TO SAVE ME!" McFist screamed furiously while glaring up at the Ninja Statue that suddenly sparks to life as its eyes glowed red, and the crouched fake Ninja stood up from his podium as he swung his swords forwards, and it was able to pierce through McFist's pants and underwear as the Ninja Statue then leaped up into the air, dragging a screaming McFist with it as everyone could only watch in horror and shock.
"Oh, no! I'm in mortal peril! Ninja! Please save me!" McFist said while pretending to scream in fear as he then yelped in pain when the Ninja Statue landed on the scaffolding above them and started flailing Mcfist around, giving him a wicked wedgie as McFist yelped in pain before growling in anger as he lifts up his robotic arm and pressed a button on it to talk with his mad scientist. "D-Don't you think you're being a little rough with me, Viceroy? Do you want this stupid Ninja Statue to crush my balls!?"
"If it doesn't look real, the trap won't work," Viceroy stated matter-of-factly, but McFist could spot the mischievous smugness in the tone of his voice as he was about to call out on it, only for the Ninja Statue to begin flailing around rapidly like a yo-yo as McFist screamed like a little girl.
"That Ninja Statue is torturing McFist by giving him a wedgie!" Joseph screamed while pointing at the 'endangered' McFist as Legion, Debbie, and even Rachel started laughing loudly due to seeing McFist getting a wedgie from the Ninja Statue as a seemingly calm Principal Slimovitz popped in.
"Alright, students, it seems that we are experiencing a robot uprising. At this time, I invite all students and faculty to RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" A suddenly panicking Principal Slimovitz screamed as everyone immediately began running towards the exit while Joseph and the others stayed behind as Legion looked around with a serious glare and stalks off with the trio not knowing about this as Joseph shared a look with the girls and nodded as he was about to run somewhere to change into his Ninja Persona, only for all of them to yelp in pain as the crowd of students and teachers collided against them as Joseph, Debbie, and Rachel were sent flying back.
"SOMEBODY GET THE NINJA! THE REAL NINJA!" McFist screamed as Joseph, and the girls were dragged outside of the McFistory History Pavillion and dropped down to the floor with a couple of pained grunts as the crowd of students and teachers then ran off in fear.
"Oh, no! McFist is in danger! Quick, Joey, you have to save him!" Rachel screamed to Joseph, who nodded as he pulled out his Ninja Mask from his jacket and was about to put it on, but stopped as the Young Ninja spotted his NinjaNomicon flashing blue multiple times in his jacket.
"Uh, I will right after I go behind that tree and use the Nomicon," Joseph says as Rachel and Debbie nod.
"Got it, we got your back, but hurry though, we don't know how many other hostages that Fake Ninja will take," Debbie says as Joseph nodded and ran over to stand behind the tree as he sat down and pulled out the NinjaNomicon as he opened it and it glowed brightly.
"Arwoooh!" Joseph exclaimed as he felt his body going limp, and his mind was magically sucked into the Nomicon as the girls awkwardly waited to the side, but then a curious Rachel realized something as she turned to Debbie.
"Hey, where's Legion?" Rachel asked as her friend merely gave her a shrug.
"Whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Joseph screamed as he fell through the pages of the NinjaNomicon and saw various Samurai Masks before being face to face with the mask of a beautiful looking woman and another mask showing a shadowy figure with red glowing eyes as Nomi could be seen phasing into view while floating in mid-air with her legs crossed as she took a sip from a cup of tea.
"Hello, Ninja."
"Nomi, it's good to see you, but McFist is in trouble, so I don't have time to talk! Do you mind skipping the small talk and giving me your riddle of the day?" An urgent Joseph asked as Nomi rolled her eyes but nodded as she waved her hands around, and a small riddle appeared in front of the impatient Ninja.
{Beware the enemy that wears the mask of a hero, and beware the hero that wears the mask of a villain}
"What the juice?" A confused Joseph asked as the mask of the beautiful woman melted away to show a nightmarish evil creature, and it hissed at the Ninja venomously as the mask of the shadowy figure faded away to show the face of a heroic-looking man. "Oh, wow, this is the first time that I don't quite understand what you're trying to tell me, Nomi, but don't worry, I will figure it out later after I save McFist from that Ninja Fake!" Joseph exclaimed heroically as Nomi rolled her eyes and sighed heavily as she was conflicted on whether or not to tell Joseph the truth before figuring out that it was better to have Young Ninja face reality on his own as Nomi then had both masks opened their mouth and created a powerful vacuum effect that sends a screaming Joseph flying into them and was whooshed out of the NinjaNomicon.
"Arwoooh!" Joseph exclaimed after feeling his mind getting transported back into his body in the real world as the Young Ninja sat up from the ground and turned his head as he spotted Rachel and Debbie standing near him. "Girls!" Joseph shouted while standing up from the floor and putting away the NinjaNomicon into his jacket as the girls walked closer to him.
"Good to have you back, Joey. What did the Nomicon say?" Rachel asked curiously as Joseph shrugged.
"To be honest, I'm not totally sure what she was trying to tell me, but I will figure it out. For now, It's Ninja Time!" Joseph shouted determinedly while pulling his Ninja Mask out of his jacket as Debbie and Rachel nodded.
"Got it, go. We will cover you and help evacuate the civilians," Debbie says as Joseph nodded in gratitude, and, after watching his friends run off, Joey turned back to look down at his Ninja Mask.
{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence}
Lifting up his arms into the air, a determined Joseph puts on his Ninja Mask as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins and the laughing black-haired teenager spread out his arms as various amounts of large black/blue ribbons magically emerged out of the Ninja mask and started whirling around Joseph's form rapidly like a mini-tornado as the teenage Ninja slowly levitated up from the ground, and a bunch of large/small Ninja Symbols appeared.
Grinning slyly, Joseph held out his arms and closed his eyes as several black/blue ribbons wrapped around his arms before doing the same with his legs, stomach, and chest as, once the Young Ninja was decked out in a skintight black jumpsuit, Joey whirled around and a small hole could be seen appearing in the back of the teenager's Ninja Mask as it allowed his long black hair to pop out before it was swiftly tied up into a low hanging ponytail as it flew in the wind.
Whirling around again, a stoic-looking Joseph spreads out his arms and legs again as two long blue scarfs magically materialized into existence and wrapped around his neck as a blue slash also appeared and wrapped around his waist as well as blue markings began magically appearing all across the Ninja's Suit and, when it reaches his chest, a symbol of a large number 9 appeared on his chest as it glowed brightly and a smirking Joseph opened his eyes as he then got himself into a fighting stance and began throwing multiple rapid punches and kicks into the air, whacking all of the Ninja Symbols away as Joey then leaped up into the air and was able to kick away the large Ninja Symbol behind him with a powerful grunt as the Ninja then crash-landed onto the ground and lowered himself into a crouch as he glared at the readers with a serious, cool expression on his face as his blue scarfs blew majestically in the wind.
{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence Over}
"Smokebomb!" Joseph's voice rang out as a puff of blue smoke emerged inside of the McFistory History Pavillion, and, once the smoke fades away, we could see the Ninja striking a heroic pose as he then reaches behind him and pulled out two of his swords. "Don't worry, Mr. McFist, the real Ninja is here to save the day once..." Ninja screamed while leaping up into the air as he spun around and landed on the ground as he stood in a battle stance with his swords raised in the air...but then raised an eyebrow in confusion as Joey noticed that the room is filled with destroyed I.A.D.s.
"What the heck? What happened here?" A confused Ninja asked before hearing stabbing noises nearby as Joseph hummed suspiciously and slowly began making his way deeper into the room as he looked around and gasped when he spotted what seems to be a young-looking Samurai fighting with the Ninja Statue as said statue tried to cut through the Samurai's Head, only for the Samurai to pull out his own sword and swiftly cut up the Ninja Statue to pieces as its slashed up remains fell down onto the ground.
The young Samurai seemed to be a 5'8-feet-tall mysterious man of unknown age as not much of his physical appearance could be seen since he was wearing a medieval silver helmet that covered his head completely and had a long red ribbon attached to it as it also had a silver/black visor that covered his eyes, big thick silver shoulder pads, a silver chest plate with black accents, silver chainmail with a long-sleeved black shirt underneath, brown straps on his arms and black gloves, a brown belt with several brown pouches attached to it, marron shorts, and a pair of leg-length black armored boots. His real name is unknown, but he was known as the Samurai, the Last Warrior of the Dragon Clan of the Samurai that has a rivalry with the Extinct Norisu Nine Clan.
"What the Juice?! Who the cheese are you?!" A surprised Ninja asked, not expecting some dude in medieval samurai armor to show up out of nowhere and defeat the robotic enemies that he was supposed to face as the Samurai slowly turned around and raised his sword into the air as he narrowed his eyes at Joseph stoically. "Where's McFist? What did you do to him? Tell me." Ninja ordered with a glare as the Samurai said nothing. "What? Can't talk under that fancy helmet of yours under there?" Ninja asked as the Samurai once again said nothing but gripped his sword tightly as he growled.
"Well, I can see that you're a man of few words, and, quite frankly, I'm getting tired of this conversation anyway, so instead of acting nice, I will force the information out of you! Ninja Sprint!" Ninja shouted with a glare while rushing forwards with a loud battle cry as he leaped up into the air. "Ninja Uperhanded Dual Swords Slice!" Ninja screamed while crossing his swords into an 'X' formation as he grunted and swung down his swords towards the Samurai, who was unafraid of the attack and attacked him head-on by lifting up his sword and was able to miraculously block the Ninja's sword attack, much to Joseph's surprise as the Samurai glared at him.
"Pitiful." Samurai spat out venomously before swiftly pushing a surprised floating Ninja back and then jumped up into the air as he delivered a mighty kick to Joseph's chest, causing him to grunt in pain as he was sent flying backwards and crashed against a pillar so hard that it left behind cracks.
"It worked! It worked! We were able to dupe the Ninja! My plan is working!" An excited McFist exclaimed in glee as he and Viceroy could be seen hiding in a secret room placed in the McFistory History Pavillion.
"I think you mean my plan is working, sir..."
"IT WAS ALWAYS MY PLAN!" McFist screamed angrily as he panted before calming down as he turned around to face the TV Screen showing the incoming fight between the Ninja and the Samurai as Hannibal narrowed his eyes at the former. "Although, I didn't plan on this Samurai guy showing up and wrecking my robots. Who is he, Viceroy?"
"For once in my life, sir, I don't know, but good news for us, it seems that he hates the Ninja as much as us. If we're lucky, we could have them destroy each other." Viceroy says with an evil giggle as McFist blinked before grinning sinisterly as he chuckled.
"I was expecting more of you, Ninja." Samurai scolded with a harsh glare while walking towards the Ninja, who was slowly sitting up from the ground as he dropped his swords to nurse his bruised back. "You're unskilled, untrained, and…UNWORTHY!" Samurai screamed while rushing forwards at high speeds as he lifts up his sword and swung at the Ninja, who yelped in surprise as his two blue scarves moved on their own and stretched up to latch onto a nearby statue of Neil Apestrong as Joseph was yanked upwards just as the Samurai's sword made contact with the spot he used to be standing on as Samurai broke apart the column that the Ninja was lying against.
"Geez, give me a break, dude. I've only been the Ninja for a month." Ninja mumbled to himself in annoyance while climbing up Neil Apestrong's Statue that was hanging off from the ceiling as Samurai glared up at him and pointed his sword at him.
"You're no match for me, Ninja! I've been training for this moment for three years!"
"Oh, yeah? Well, I'm still standing here insulting you, Metal Mouth. I guess all of that training didn't pay off." Ninja says with a cocky laugh as the Samurai grows furious and leaped up far higher than a normal human or a person wearing that heavy armor could as he lifts up his sword and lets out a loud battle cry as the Samurai tried to strike the Ninja's head, only for Joseph to react quickly as he pulled out a-
"Smokebomb!" Ninja shouted while throwing down a smokebomb as he teleported away with a puff of blue smoke, much to Samurai's annoyance as he flew through the smoke cloud and lifts up his sword as the Samurai used it to stab the wall in front of him, keeping him in place as he then spotted the Ninja teleporting onto Monica Mo's podium in a puff of blue smoke.
"Coward! Are you too much of a pussy to face me head-on?!" A glaring Samurai asked while pointing down at the Ninja, who narrowed his eyes at him as he looks over and spotted his discarded swords as Joseph used his scarves to grab them after stretching them out to snatch them off from the ground.
"Oh, trust me, I want to put a dent on that fancy armor of yours pretty badly, but first, tell me, where did you put McFist? What did you do to him?" Ninja interrogated while pointing one of his swords at the Samurai, who scoffed as he rolled his eyes.
"I don't know where that foolish oaf is, nor do I care what happened to him. When I came here, all that was left behind was those malfunctioning I.A.D.s and that stupid Ninja Statue, but let's forget about all of that for now. The only reason on why I've decided to reveal myself now was because I KNEW that you will come here to save that pathetic man Ninja of Norrisville, or should I say...Joseph Williams?" Samurai asked rhetorically with a grin, causing the Ninja's eyes to widen in shock as he gasped sharply.
"Ooh, things are looking to get a little bit heated, Viceroy, but we have a small problem...WHY CAN'T WE HEAR A SINGLE DAMN THING THAT THEY SAY!?" An angry McFist asked as, while they were able to monitor the fight between the Ninja and the Samurai, they are unable to hear what they say.
"Budget cuts, sir," Viceroy says blankly as McFist gritted his teeth in annoyance.
"Grrr, whatever! Set up the trap! Don't let either of them escape!" McFist ordered as Viceroy sighed heavily but did what his boss instructed as he walked over to find his tablet.
"H-How did you-I mean, I don't know who the hell you are talking about, Robot Bro. I'm not-,"
"Save it, Ninja, I know who you really are, and I also know that the Ninja is not really 800-years-old. Instead, a new Ninja gets chosen every four years, a freshman to fight the forces of 'evil', like you, Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja...ugh, that sounds so stupid." Samurai says to himself with a glare as the Ninja continued staring at him in shock before groaning loudly as he closed his eyes and shakes his head.
"Ugh, man, Nomi is going to kill me after this," Ninja says before composing himself as he glared up at the Samurai. "Well, now that you know who I am, I can't let you walk away. I'm going to take you down." Ninja stated determinedly as Samurai blinked at him a couple of times before snorting as he laughed.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, yeah, right! You?! Kill me?! You're barely a rookie with that Ninja Mask of yours! You're nowhere near my level!" Samurai stated matter-of-factly while grunting as he was able to pull his sword off the wall and fell down as the Samurai landed on the ground elegantly and slowly turned over to give the Ninja a deep glare. "For as long as I can remember, I have looked for an equal... one who could push me... one who could surprise me... one who could even beat me. Yet all I found is disappointment. Will you give me what I truly desire, Norrisville Ninja?"
"Yes, I will," Ninja says while getting into a battle stance as he narrowed his eyes at the Samurai and gritted his teeth angrily as Joey clenched his fists. "Trust me, I'm not going to give up THAT easily! Even if you know who I am, it doesn't matter because I would rather DIE than let you destroy the Ninja for good! If you want my Ninja Mask and NinjaNomicon, then you have to pry them off my cold, dead body! Ninja Charge!" Ninja shouted determinedly as he ran forward at high speeds.
"...I was hoping that you would say that," Samurai says as he grinned cockily and gripped his sword tightly as he charged forward as well.
"Okay, students, stay calm! Don't worry! I heard from a couple of reliable sources that the Ninja is currently inside of the building, ready to save McFist!" Principal Slimovitz yelled into his megaphone as we see him and the other students crowding outside of the McFistory History Pavillion. "Whew, thanks for helping me out on evacuating the students, girls, and for telling me that the Ninja has arrived to save the day..." Irving says in relief while turning around to face Debbie and Rachel, who used to be standing beside him but now had mysteriously disappeared. "Huh? Where did they go?"
"Okay, Debbie, out of all of the ideas that you had come up with in the past, this is certainly the most reckless." A nervous Rachel says to Debbie, who rolled her eyes as we see the girls transversing through a hallway in the McFistory History Pavillion due to Debbie being able to convince her cutesy friend to run into the building before the blast-proof shields were dropped down.
"Look, Rachel, Joey might need our help with that Robo Ninja."
"And how exactly do you think we can handle a statue version of our friend, who is not only superhumanly strong but carries around a sword that can slice and dice us." A panicking Rachel says while swinging her hands around as Debbie rolled her eyes at this and scoffed.
"We're not going to fight that Ninja Statue, Rachel. That's suicidal. We will help the Ninja by rescuing McFist...and possibly get an interview out of him." Debbie says with a sly smirk on her face as Rachel stared at her friend with a sweatdrop sliding down her forehead.
"Ninja...MakeYouThinkThatI'mGoingToAttackYouHeadOnButReallyI'mGoingToAttackYouFromTheSide!" Ninja shouted hurriedly while rushing toward the Samurai as he suddenly dives towards the right before bolting back towards his surprised opponent as Joey leaped up and delivered a mighty kick across the Samurai's side, sending him flying back a couple of feet as he was unfazed by the attack and whirled around to glare at the Ninja as he then rushes forwards and began swinging his sword at him repeatedly.
"Ninja Sword Block! Ninja Sword Block! Ninja Sword Block! Ninja Sword Block! Ninja Sword Block! Ninja Sword Block! Ninja Sword Block! Ninja Sword Block! Ninja Sword Block! Ninja Sword Block! Ninja Sword Block! Ninja Sword Block! Ninja Sword Block!"
"WILL YOU STOP THAT?!" An enraged, annoyed Samurai screamed at the Ninja, who was using his dual swords to narrowly block all of his opponent's attacks as Joseph was slowly driven backwards into a wall. "CALLING OUT YOUR ATTACKS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK COOL! IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID!" Samurai screamed while pushing a grunting Ninja forwards with his sword as he collided against it and yelped in pain before gasping in shock as a glaring Samurai charged toward him with lethal intent in his eyes.
"Ninja Leaping Scarveswhip!" The Ninja yelled while leaping up into the air as Samurai accidentally stabbed the wall behind him, and, before he could react, a surprised Samurai felt the Ninja whip his face with his scarves, and the force was strong enough to send him flying back as he crashed down into the ground. "Yeah, well, from what I'm seeing, you look pretty stupid now." Ninja taunted with a laugh while landing on the wall thanks to his Ninja Spikes as a stoic Samurai slowly stood up from the floor and cracked his neck as he sighed heavily before deciding that it was time to stop holding back as the Samurai charged towards his adversary at high speeds.
"Alright, Viceroy, here's how I see the next five minutes play out," McFist says to his mad assistant while sitting down on a comfy-looking chair as he took a sip of his wine. "The Ninja and this Samurai Dude destroy each other in one of the most bloodiest battles in history! The Sorceror escapes! And me rewarded with the superhuman ability of my choosing!"
"Congratulations, sir, I don't know how you did it," Viceroy says while rolling his eyes as he crossed his arms.
"Sometimes I amaze even myself...hmmm, I wonder which superpower that I should ask for."
"Maybe the power to recognize sarcasm, sir."
"Ha, ha, ha, yeah, right! When would I ever use that?" McFist asked with a laugh as Viceroy gave him a very dry look and sighed heavily as he pinched the bridge of his nose.
Back with the Samurai, we see him running towards the Ninja as he made his way over to the wall and was able to pull out his sword as the young warrior then jumped up and was able to stick onto the wall with his Samurai Spikes as both adversaries circles each other while gripping their swords tightly as a tense staredown occurred. After analyzing each other for a few seconds, a now serious Ninja ran forwards while holding his swords tightly as he began swinging them around to slice and dice the Samurai's Armor, only for the more experienced warrior to block all of his swords' attacks with ease as the Samurai then leaped over a surprised Ninja and landed behind him as he threw out a kick that impacted against the Ninja's chest, causing Joseph to grunt in pain as he was sent crashing down into the ground.
Groaning in pain, Ninja sat up from the floor as he rubbed his bruised stomach and looked up to see a glaring Samurai falling towards him as Joey gasped before composing himself quickly as he did a backflip and bounced away to safety as the Samurai crashed-landed into the spot from where the Ninja was standing on. Landing on the ground, a grunting Ninja tossed his dual swords into the air and used his blue scarves as extra appendages as they stretched out to grab his weapons, and Joseph was quick to reach into his Ninja Suit as he pulled out his Ninja Tonfas and rushed forward to attack the Samurai, who narrowing his eyes at the Young Ninja as the Mysterious Warrior put away his sword and raises his arms as a pair of brass knuckles appeared on his hands and they light up with blue electricity as a grinning Samurai smacked his hands together and produced a few electrical sparks.
Surprised by this, the Ninja shakes his head as he reaches the Samurai and used his blue scarves appendages to swing his swords toward his opponent while also jabbing him with his Ninja Tonfas. Ducking and weaving from the Ninja Sword Attacks, the Samurai grunted a bit as he felt Joseph jabbing his stomach with his Ninja Tonfas as they were thankfully not able to pierce through his medieval armor, but it was quite annoying, so the Samurai decided to stop playing defense and went on the offense as he zoomed over to deliver a few licks across Joseph's face and stomach. Annoyed that the Samurai was able to brush past his guard so easily, the Ninja then grunted as he jumped back a few feet away and held out his arms as well as his blue scarves as Joseph grinned at a suspicious Samurai.
"Ninja Tornado Helicopter Slice!" The Ninja shouted as he started spinning around rapidly, resembling a mini black/blue tornado as he raced towards the Samurai, who had reflexively pulled up his arms defensively as the Tornado Ninja impacted against him and started slashing his swords at him repeatedly, thankfully not cutting off his arms due to the Samurai's tough/durable armored gauntlets, but Joseph's attack did set him back a few feet and was able to get some lucky hits on the parts of the Samurai's body that didn't have armor as said warrior hissed in pain a bit.
Growling in anger, the Samurai then swiftly moved out of the way as the Ninja zoomed past him and stopped whirling around like a tornado as a dizzy Joseph swayed side to side, and a sly Samurai spots this as he ran over to the distracted Ninja and started wailing him left and right with his brass knuckles. Grunting and yelping in pain from the sharp brass knuckles and electricity impacting against his body, Joseph's Ninja's Scarves reacted on their own as they put away his swords and reached over to latch onto the Samurai's head as they pulled him forwards and cause a glaring Ninja to deliver a mighty headbutt across his head, not hurting him but it did cause a loud rattle inside of his silver helmet that disoriented him as a groaning Samurai took a couple of steps back and grabbed his head.
Noticing that his opponent was incapacitated for the moment, the Ninja then put away his Ninja Tonfas as he looked around and noticed that the Samurai was standing in between two large columns as an idea popped into his head, and a smirking Joseph pulled out his Ninja Chain Sickles, which were basically a couple of huge black chains with a black spearhead attached on one end while the other end has a small black/blue sickle attached to it. Twirling around his weapons rapidly, a glaring Ninja then tossed his Ninja Chain Sickles forwards as they wrapped themselves around the two columns just as the Samurai was able to recover from Joey's earlier attack as he glared over at his foe, who grunted loudly as he used his superhuman strength to pull on the chains, causing the two columns to topple forward as they collapsed on top of a surprised, screaming Samurai as it broke apart and a dust cloud rang out.
"Hah, hah, hah." Joseph panted while reeling back his Ninja Chain Sickles as he puts them away in his suit before the wary Ninja began making his way over to the pile of wreckage laid before him as Joey leans to see if he was able to knock out his mysterious foe and grinned as he saw no movement whatsoever from deep inside the pile of rubble. "Ha! In your face, Samurai Dude! Looks like you're not all that you're cracked out to be." Ninja says while casually leaning against the pile of rubber as he smirked cockily and laughed victoriously.
"Look, how about I take it easy on you and let you surrender. It should leave us the embarrassment of me kicking your ass some more. Just face it, dude, you will never get my Ninja Mask and Nomicon with your lame powers." Ninja stated matter-of-factly before gasping in surprise as a familiar armored hand shot out of the rubble and latched onto his throat, causing Joseph to gag a bit as he grabbed the arm and struggled to escape from his grip, but then stopped as the Ninja watched in awe as the pile of rubble were covered with a faint glow and were slowly lifted up into the air to reveal a stoic-looking Samurai, whose armor was scuffed and covered with dust, but was completely unharmed from the attack as the Samurai's eyes narrowed at his stunned foe.
"Does my power look lame to you now?" Samurai asked furiously/rhetorically while lifting up his armored hand, which began lightning up with magical purple electrical power as a surprised Ninja gasped at this and didn't have any time to react as the Samurai used his Electric Hand to literally bitch slap a grunting Joseph away and sends him flying over to the other side of the room while breaking through a few columns as an electrified, injured crashed Ninja crashed against a wall with a pained whimper.
"I've been holding back throughout our fight because I find you pathetic and weak, but now?" Samurai trails off as he stealthily pulls out a kunai from out of his back and took a couple of steps back into a more shadowy part of the room as he slips into it and teleported away. "...I'm done playing this game!" Samurai shouted while teleporting near where the Ninja crash-landed with the help of some Shadow Magic as he raised his arm into the air and proceeds to try and pierce the Ninja through his head, only to see that he had stabbed a piece of rubble instead as the Ninja had seemingly disappeared from sight. "Oh? Interesting."
"Ninja Electric Trident Stab Surprise Attack!" Ninja shouted while hanging from above as he pulled out his Ninja Electric Trident, which was basically a black/blue staff trident with a button placed in the middle of the staff as a grunting Ninja lets out a loud battle cry and tried to stab the Samurai's back, only for the warrior to whirl around with a deadpan look on his face as he reaches out to grab the staff with one hand.
"Again, I seriously do not see the need of calling out your attacks. Like I said earlier, it makes you look stupid and makes it easier for your opponents to predict your attack and counter with their own." Samurai scolded while grabbing the Ninja's arms and twirling around as he slammed him against the wall so hard that it cracked with the Ninja screaming in pain as he lets go of his weapon, and Joseph didn't have time to react as the Samurai began throwing multiple fast yet strong punches across the Ninja's stomach before finishing it off with a wicked uppercut that sends Joey flying away as he crash-landed onto the floor a couple of feet away.
"Like so, but I will admit, I am at least a little impressed with how quick you are to use the shadows to your advantage as darkness is the true ally of the Ninja. Unfronatuely for you, though, while you have merely adopted the dark, I was born in it, molded by it. I've spent three years training in the dark to master my senses. I didn't see true light until I was already a true Samurai, and, by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you because they belong to me, Ninja!" Samurai ranted passionately while slowly making his way to an injured, groaning Ninja as he slowly sat up from the floor and looked around as Joey spotted his discarded Ninja Weapon and, after remembering what the Samurai was rambling about earlier, a small idea was forming in his head as he started rummaging around his Ninja Suit.
"Well, there's something that you don't know about Ninjas, Metal Mouth. While darkness is a Ninja's friend, the light is the Ninja's Trump Card! Ninja Flash Balls!" Ninja shouted while grabbing a few of his Ninja Flash Balls as he then throws them into the Samurai's body, and it produced a huge flash of white light that momentarily blinded a screaming Samurai as he took a couple of steps back. "Ninja Cartwheel Grab!" Ninja says while forcing himself to quickly stand up from the floor as he then cartwheeled over to his Ninja Electric Trident and was able to snatch it as Joey then slowly turned to face a still blinded Samurai.
"Ninja Electic Trident Throw!" Ninja shouted while lifting up his Ninja Electric Trident as he presses the button on it and caused it to spark to life with blue electricity as Joey then gripped his weapon tightly, and his blue scarves lifted themselves to wrap around it to give the Ninja the necessary force to toss his Ninja Weapon forwards as it flew through the air at high speeds and impacted against the Samurai's silver armored chest, being able to penetrate it lightly as his body was covered with electricity as the Samurai gritted his teeth in pain and reaches out to grab the sparkling trident as he ripped it out of his chest and tossed it away as his body was left twitching and smoking as the Samurai panted a bit.
"Hey, I hear some voices nearby. We must be close to the fight." A hopeful familiar voice rang out as we see Debbie and Rachel running into the room as they looked and blinked in confusion as the girls spotted the Ninja and the Samurai standing in place.
"Wait, who's that Samurai Dude, Debs?"
"Hmmm, not sure, but I don't think that guy is friendly, Rachel," Debbie stated matter-of-factly with a glare as she and Rachel noticed the number of injuries their friend has and some scruff and dents on the Samurai's armor as it was clearly obvious that they fighting each other. "But, wait a minute, where's McFist?" A suspicious Debbie asked while looking around as Rachel shrugged.
"Not sure, but we should probably find a place to hide until things die down," Rachel says as Debbie nodded in agreement, and the girls ran over to hide behind a couple of podiums as they watched the entanglement between the Rookie Ninja and the Experienced Samurai with the former deciding to take advantage of the situation by pulling out his most powerful weapon, which was the bizarre metal staff that Joey now calls his Ninja Dual Blade, as he pressed a button on it and caused it to unfold itself into its true form as the Ninja twirled it around rapidly before charging towards the Samurai as he swung his weapon at him and was able to leave a large gash on his silver chest plate as a stunned Samurai was sent flying back.
Surprised by the sight of the new weapon, the Samurai then composed himself as he pulled a heavy war hammer that resembled like Barrel's Warhammer from Amphibia, except that it was colored silver/black with a black strap attached to the end. Twirling his weapon around with ease, a glaring Samurai rushed forwards to attack the Ninja as he swung down his Samurai Warhammer towards Joseph, who was forced to leap back to avoid the attack as the Ninja then leaped over the Samurai's head and landed behind him as he swung his Ninja Dual Blade and it narrowly moved past the Samurai's neck as he reacted by swinging back his Warhammer to once again force the Ninja to jump away to avoid it from impacting against his skull. Grinning slyly, Samurai whirled around to swing his Samurai Warhammer at the Ninja repeatedly, causing a yelping Joseph to narrowly duck and weave to avoid the lethal attack as he was sent walking backwards into a wall, much to the Samurai's delight as he lifted up his weapon to try and smash Joseph's brain in, only for the Ninja to hurriedly reach into his Ninja Suit as he pulled out a-
"Smokebomb!" Ninja shouted while pulling out a smokebomb as he then throws it down to the ground and teleported away with a puff of blue smoke.
"Ugh! Ack!" Samurai gagged in disgust as he felt a little bit overwhelmed from smelling his most favorite scent in the world, which was Wisteria by the way, as the Samurai waved the smoke away and looked around for his mortal foe before pausing as the Samurai rolled his eyes a bit and began twirling around his warhammer a bit as he waited and waited and waited and waited until...
"Ninja-Ugh!" Ninja yelled while teleporting behind the Samurai in a puff of blue smoke as he was about to try and stab his enemy's back, only for the Samurai to anticipate the Ninja's attack and counter by swinging his Samurai Warhammer backwards as it impacted against Joseph's chest/stomach and an audible cracked rang out as the pained-looking Ninja was sent flying away and crashed down into the ground with a small whimper. "Ow! Fuck! That was my ribs! Definitely my ribs!" Ninja exclaimed in pain while holding his sides as he felt two of his ribs getting shattered by the Samurai's Weapon, but didn't have time to worry about it as his opponent suddenly stomped his feet into the ground, and a ring of purple electricity formed around him as his whole body was covered with a faint purple aura.
"IT'S TIME TO END THIS, NINJA!" Samurai shouted while using his Samurai Lightning Sprint to literally zoomed forwards at lightning-like speed and started running around Joseph's body as he started hitting him repeatedly with his Samurai Warhammer, breaking a couple of more of his ribs, giving him a small concussion, and even breaking his arm as the Ninja screamed in absolute pain before gagging as the Samurai grabbed his neck and lifted him up into the air with his superhuman strength as he then slammed him into a nearby wall and a grunting Ninja felt his breath literally being taken away as he dropped his Ninja Dual Blade.
"Joey!" A worried Rachel screamed while placing her hands over her mouth in horror as a dumbfounded Debbie could only look in shock for her friend's wellbeing as an angry Samurai leaned into the Ninja's bleeding face, which showed genuine fear as a panicking Joseph panted heavily.
"You're afraid of me, aren't you? Ah, yes, you are. It's funny, really. I've always wondered, when we first meet, what would I break first? Your spirit or your body? Well, it looks like I'm going to do both." Samurai says while reaching behind him to pull out his Samurai Sword as he aimed it towards the Ninja's neck. "Now, before I kill you and bring honor back to my clan, any last words, Joseph?" Samurai asked as a heavily injured, tired-looking Ninja stared at him quietly and slowly looked over to see the girls hiding behind a podium, much to his surprise as Joey saw how concerned and scared they were for him and were itching to intervene and save their friend's life as Joseph's resolve grew by this, and his terrified expression was replaced with a more determined one as he glared into the Samurai's eyes.
"I...won't...let you...beat me...I have...lots of people...who care about me and will cry if they see me die in this battle...WHICH IS WHY I WON'T LET THEM DOWN!" Ninja screamed into the heavens as the Samurai rolled his eyes at this and was about to deliver the final blow onto Joseph, only for his to widen in shock as he noticed that the Ninja Suit's colors are reversed from black to red, and the surrounding area around his eyes becomes black, which highlights his new bright red eyes as the suit was also giving off a faint orange aura.
"No way...this is impossible! There's no way that he would've already unlocked his Ninja Elemental Rage! Joseph hasn't even unlocked his basic magical potential yet!" The Samurai thought to himself in pure shock and slight awe as a glaring Ninja grunted and puffs out his chest as he summoned a small wave of fire that forced a surprised Samurai to let go of him and got sent flying back a few feet away as he stumbled in his steps.
"TAKE THIS, YOU ARMORED BASTARD!" Ninja screamed with a more demonic sounding voice, not knowing or caring what was going on with his Ninja Suit as he raised his only good working arm and conjured a huge magic fireball in his hand as he then tossed it over to the Samurai, who was still too stunned by the fact that Joey was able to summon a power that took him at least a year to master as the big fireball collided against him and sends him flying backwards as he crashed against a wall so hard that massive cracks appeared.
"Whoa! Did you see that?! Joseph just summonsed freaking fire from out of his fingertips!" A stunned Debbie screamed while turning to an equally shocked Rachel as she nodded numbly.
"Yeah, I didn't even know that his Ninja Suit could even do that!"
"Ooh, interesting." A grinning Viceroy says, taking note of the magical prowess that the Ninja had shown as he had never seen the Norrisville Protector pull off an attack like that...mostly because he and McFist have only been fighting the Ninja for a year now as Viceroy made a note to take...well, notes of the Ninja's New Power while his boss Hannibal McFist was distracted trying to think of the superpower that he wants the Sorcerer to grant him.
"Hah...hah...hah...hah...hah..." Ninja panted heavily as he felt the adrenaline from the fight wear off and felt a deep wave of exhaustion and pain fill his whole body as Joseph groaned, and his Ninja's Suit reversed from red back to black as the surrounding area around his eyes went back to normal with said eyes returning back to its usual color as a tired Ninja fell down onto his knees. "W-What was that?" A deeply confused Ninja asked while looking down at his body as he wondered where that sudden power came from but didn't have time to think about it as a recovered Samurai slowly stood up from the ground with his dented armor covered with scorch marks and was smoking as the panting warrior glared over at Joseph, who glared back as the duo was about to continue fighting, but then the Ninja and the Samurai stopped in their tracks when they noticed the cracks in the wall began traveling upwards into the ceiling and started slowly making its way over to the unsuspecting girls above as bits of rubble were about to fall down on them.
"Debbie! Rachel! Look out!" A worried Ninja screamed as he was about to force his body to run over to save his friends but was interrupted by the Samurai, who suddenly whirled around as he lifted up his arm and thrust it forwards as the Young Warrior conjured a blast of compressed acid in the shape of a fist just as a large piece of the ceiling broke apart as it fell down towards a stunned Debbie and Rachel, but luckily, the Samurai's Acid Fist flew in to collide against the large piece of rubble, breaking/melting it down as the girls hugged each other closely as splashes of acid fell down near them. "What..." A shocked Ninja started.
"...The..." A surprised Rachel continued.
"...Juice?!" A stunned Debbie finished as the trio was incredibly bewildered about why the Samurai saved the girls, but then Joseph's Friends flinched in fear as a seemingly-concerned Samurai stepped towards them, which caused the Ninja to snap out of his shock as he then forces his body to run over and stand in front of Debbie and Rachel protectively as Joey scowled at the Samurai.
"...on one hand, the ability to fly would be cool, but then again, teleportation has a nice ring to it," McFist says with a grin while leaning back against his chair as Viceroy was viewing the fight between the Ninja and the Samurai with suspicious eyes. "Imagine this, Viceroy, I'm at the office, bam! I'm at the lab, bam! Now, I'm in the mall! Ha, ha! I'm definitely putting teleportation on the maybe pile!"
"Uh, sir, we have a problem."
"What? What kind of trouble?" McFist asked while whirling around towards his Mad Scientist as he blinked in surprise at the sight of a stoic-looking Samurai staring over at a heavily-injured Ninja with Debbie and Rachel being unable to be seen by them due to them being out of reach of the security cameras. "Wait...why are they just standing there?! Why aren't they fighting!?"
"Don't know, sir, they just stopped," Viceroy stated blankly as McFist gritted his teeth furiously and stood up from his seat as he made his way over to this Mad Lab Scientist.
"Grrr, stupid Samurai! The Ninja's practically looking half-dead and ready to kill, and he's just standing there like a retarded puppy! Ugh, fine! If you want to do something, then you have to do it yourself! GIVE ME THE MCEXTERMINATOR!" McFist screamed as Viceroy simply handed him a bolo tie with their company's symbol planted on it. "...Are you freaking kidding me? This is the McExterminator? It looks like a bolo tie."
"Just put it on, will ya?" An annoyed Viceroy asked sassily as McFist grumbled but nodded as he puts it on and, much to his surprise, it began glowing brightly as it started expanding itself tremendously, and, before anyone could react, McFist was quickly suited up inside of a 10-feet-tall black stoic humanoid strong-looking robotic suit with glowing green lines.
"Ooh, me likey, this is going to be fun." A grinning McFist says with his voice sounding distorted and robotically as he chuckled evilly.
"I don't know what your game is, Metal Mouth, but if you lay one hand on my friends, I will kill you where you stand!" A glaring Ninja screamed firmly as he stood in a battle stance with his limp arm hanging on the side as the girls were a little bit creeped out by that while a silent Samurai stared at the Ninja, not knowing what to make of the new current of events as he began thinking on what to do, but his thoughts were interrupted when the wall behind him blew up and turned around as the startled group spotted the McExterminator storming into the room. "Oh, great, there's more of those stupid IADs things? Alright, what kind of Historical Norrisville Civilian are you supposed to be?"
"I'm the guy who destroyed the Ninja!" McExterminator exclaimed while raising his large mechanical arms as Ninja raised an eyebrow at this.
"But no one has ever been able to destroy the-Oof!" Ninja says before grunting in pain as McFist raised his arm and fired a small green plasma blast that impacted against Joseph's body as he was sent flying past his shocked foe and friends as Joey crash-landed on the ground. "Ugh, ow, I get it now..." Ninja says with a pained groan as a large ripped hole appeared on his Ninja Suit, and a small smoke could be seen lingering off it as his chest was stinging with red heat.
"Ninja!" Rachel and Debbie shouted worriedly while running over to check on their friend as Mcfist eyed them confusedly.
"Huh? What are a couple of little brats doing here? Damn, they must've not been able to evacuate in time before I had Viceroy lock up the place. Heh, well, no matter. They're not a threat to my plan...hmm, you know? I might as well get rid of them just in case things go south. Don't want any witnesses." McFist thought to himself with a sinister grin on his face as he had his McExterminator lift up his arm and slowly aim his mechanical hand over to the injured Ninja and the girls as McFist began charging up another plasma blast and was about to blast Joseph's friends when suddenly a glaring Samurai swooped in to kick his arm away and caused a yelping McFist to blast a podium apart by accident as the young warrior then jumped in front of the giant robot and kicked it away with his superhuman strength as the Samurai turned to the Ninja.
"We will settle our battle later, but for now, we have a common enemy to fight. I suggest we call a truce until the threat is neutralized."
"I-I can live that," Ninja says with a groan while being hoisted up to his feet thanks to the girls' help as Joseph turned to give Rachel and Debbie a serious look. "Girls, I want you to go and hide and don't come out until things are over.
"But Jo-,"
"Go!" Ninja yelled firmly as Rachel and Debbie flinched a bit by his scream but nodded as they ran over to hide behind a destroyed pillar and a satisfied Ninja nodded at this before using one of his blue scarves to wrap around his broken arm to act as a make-shift sling while also using his other blue scarf as a make-shift arm as Joey then stretched out to grab his discarded Ninja Dual Blade. "Are you ready?" Ninja asked Samurai, who nodded as Joseph retraced his blue scarf and morphed it around to resemble the shape of a hand as the Ninja gripped his weapon tightly. "Well, then, let's do this! Ninja and Samurai Temporary Team Up Charge!" Ninja shouted while rushing forwards as Samurai rolled his eyes in annoyance at the Ninja's insistence of calling out his attacks but reluctantly ran forward as well as the McExterminator did the same.
Letting out a loud battle cry, McFist raises his large mechanical arms into the air, and brought them down to try and squish the Young Warriors with his superior size and strength, only for Ninja and Samurai to leap out of harm's way as the McExterminator ended up cracking the floor instead. Growling in annoyance, McExterminator whirled around to face his foes as Ninja and Samurai glared at him fiercely with the former pulling out his Samurai Sword as the duo shared a determined look before rushing toward him as Joseph jumped up and twirled around in mid-air to avoid McFist's punch as he landed on his outstretched hand and, before the evil billionaire could react, the Samurai runs in to deliver a mighty slice across his waist.
Gasping in surprise by the large gash appearing on his robot's waist, McFist then went wide-eyed in horror as Joseph lifts up his Ninja Dual Blades and twirled it around rapidly as he then used his weapon to cut up the McExterminator's arm, causing it to fall down lifelessly as the Ninja jumped up and landed on McFist's robot's shoulders as he lifts up his Ninja Weapon to deliver the final blow by stabbing the 'I.A.D.''s head, much to McExterminator horror and shock as he hastily lifts up its only working arm to grab the surprised Nina and tossed him away as he crash-landed near the Samurai. Shakings his head, Ninja looked up and gasped as he saw the McExterminator looming over him and raised his only working arm as he fired a big plasma green blast at Joseph, but thankfully the Samurai came in as he used his sword to deflect the blast upwards and it blasted a huge hole in the ceiling as pieces of rubble fell down onto McFist, who yelped in surprise as Samurai turned to Ninja and gestured at his legs as Joey nodded in understanding.
Pressing a button on his weapon, Joseph was able to collapse his Ninja Dual Blade as he attached it to his blue sash before pulling out two of his Ninja Kaginawas as the Ninja and the Samurai rushed forwards with the black-haired teenager twirling around his weapons rapidly as they reached a distracted Mcfist and the Ninja was quick to throw one of his Ninja Kaginawas through the air as it wrapped around one of the McExterminator's legs and swiftly threw his other Ninja Kaginawas as it flew over to wrap around the McExterminator's neck while the Samurai lifts up his armored hand and fired a grappling hook line that wrapped around the McExterminator's other leg. Running behind their foe, the Ninja and the Samurai started pulling on their respective grappling hook-like weapons as they used their superhuman strength to send a screaming McFist crashing down to the ground.
"We got him! Hold him down!" Ninja screamed as Samurai nodded and the duo went to work as they sprinted forwards with the armored warrior suddenly stopping in his tracks as he stomped his foot onto the ground and raised his arms as the Samurai used his Art of Plant to spawn in multiple green thick vines that shot out of the ground and wrapped around McExterminator's armored robotic body, restraining him a bit as McFist struggled to escape. "Ninja Sticky Balls!" Ninja shouted while pulling out several yellow gooey balls with Ninja Symbols planted on them from out of his Ninja Suit as he then tossed them forwards, and, once they impacted against the McExterminator, his whole body save for his head was covered in sticky yellow thick goo as it helped McFist held in place for the time being.
"Now, it's time to end this!" Ninja shouted determinedly with a glare as he detached his Ninja Dual Blade from his blue sash and jumped up into the air as he pressed a button on his weapon and collapsed it back into its true form as Joseph twirled his weapon around and landed on the McExterminator's chest as Ninja glares down at a scared McFist. "Ninja Dual Blades Stab!" Ninja screamed while lifting up his Ninja Dual Blade into the air as McFist's eyes widen in fright and shock as he yelled and reflexively moved his head just as the Ninja swung down his weapon as he delivered a massive slash across the McExterminator's helmet, being able to miraculously cut it off the robotic body without slicing up McFist's head off as a stunned Ninja and a surprised Samurai gasped at this.
"Hannibal McFist?!" Ninja, Samurai, and even Rachel and Debbie screamed as the Grayish Dark Brown-Haired Girl had her jaw dropped in disbelief and shock while the Prussian Blue-Haired Girl shook her head to compose herself as she gave McFist a deep glare.
"I-I just don't...I-I mean...why would you be inside of that suit?! What the hell is going on, McFist!?" A heavily confused Ninja asked as Samurai rolled his eyes and turned to glare at Joseph.
"Isn't it obvious by now, Ninja?! It's obvious that McFist is the real villain of the chapter!"
"W-What? No, I'm not a b-bad guy. You see, N-Ninja, what's really going on is that this Samurai Dude has placed me in this suit after using that Ninja Statue to kidnap me earlier and forced me to fight you. Yeah, he's the real bad guy! Kill him!" McFist shouted while gesturing his head at the Samurai, who gave him a deadpan glare from the rather obvious lie as a thoughtful Ninja raised an eyebrow at this.
"B-But there's still a couple of plot holes with what you said. Like, even if what you said was true, then why would the Samurai put in the extra effort to put you in that suit to fight me if he's stronger than me? And why would he help me defeat you? All of this just doesn't make sense. It's almost as if you're..." The Ninja says before trailing off as a look of realization appeared on his face. "Beware the enemy that wears the mask of a hero..." Ninja says while staring at a rather nervous-looking McFist as various devil-like doodles appeared floating around him and a few Ninja Doodles as well as they spawned in a marker and began drawing devil horns and a sinister mustache/beard on McFist's face.
"...and beware the hero that wears the mask of a villain." Ninja finished while turning his head to look at the Samurai as many angelic doodles appeared floating around him with a few ninja doodles drawing in a halo sign above his head as a couple of other ninja doodles also drawn in several doodles of the Samurai saving Debbie and Rachel earlier and when he saved them again from the McExterminator's plasma blasts. "No, it can't be...you're the bad guy!? But your Hannibal McFist! You saved this town from the shithole it used to be! Everyone loves you!"
"Come on, Ninja, think about it. If everyone in Norrisville loves him, it gives him the perfect cover to perform his nefarious needs! I know it's a hard pill to swallow, but the evidence is too damning. McFist is your enemy!" Samurai screamed while pointing accusingly at McFist, who looks around as he hummed anxiously and struggled to come up with a lie to fool the Ninja into thinking that he was the good guy before sighing heavily as McFist scowled.
"Alright, you know what? Yes, I, Hannibal McFist, am your greatest enemy, Ninja! I was hired by someone to destroy you in return for some great power, and I will stop at nothing to get it, so why don't you do me a favor...AND STAY STILL AND ACCEPT YOUR FATE, NINJA!" McFist screamed while charging up his McExterminator arm to fire a huge beam of green plasma energy that blurted out of the sticky vine trap as it headed straight towards the Ninja and Samurai.
"Ninja Still In Despair That His Greatest Hero Turned Out To Be The Bad Guy But Not Enough To Duck Behind A Column With His Somewhat Ally/Foe!" Ninja yelled while reflexively ducking behind a semi-destroyed column to avoid McFist's plasma blast with the Samurai as Joseph still looked stunned by the revelation that his idol is his enemy. "I-I just don't understand! You're the person responsible for the new wave of robot attacks this past year! You're the reason why those robots keep breaking into Norrisville High to try and destroy me! You're the person responsible for all of the people that have died during the attacks! How could you do that?! Do you have any idea how many innocent teenagers and teachers died during your robot attacks?! Do you even care?!" Ninja screamed loudly with deep anger slowly building his body as Samurai saw this and raised an eyebrow in surprise as he didn't figure that the Ninja would care so much about all of the people that McFist has killed in the past year.
"Of course not! Who cares about those snot nosed brats that my Robots kill?! As long as I get my superpower, it will be all worth it in the end!"
"You...you...you...YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Ninja screamed furiously with his suit's colors changing colors again as it reversed from black to red, and the surrounding area around his eyes becomes black, which highlights his new bright red eyes as the suit was also giving off a faint orange aura. "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!" Ninja shouted demonically while crouching down as he then leaped up into the air and was able to soar through the sky as Joey propelled himself around by firing huge streams of hot fire from under his feet and flew towards a shocked McFist with a murderous expression on his masked face as the Ninja impacted against the McExterminator and produced a huge fiery explosion that destroyed the majority of the robot's body as well as the surrounding area around them and a grunting, injured McFist crashes down into the ground as the Ninja climbed up his chest and reached his face as he narrowed his bright red eyes at him. "I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
"Destroy me? Ha! I would love to see you try! I'm Hannibal McFist, dumbass! if you kill me, how do you think the people of Norrisville will react when they found out that their precious hero had killed the most beloved man in town when he was supposed to save him?!" McFist yelled with a laugh as, while he was scared, the evil businessman had now realized that the Ninja won't be able to kill him without ruining his own reputation.
"Don't know...let's find out!" Ninja screamed with a glare while lifting up his Ninja Dual Blade as he infused it with his magical fire powers, and it expanded in size greatly as Joseph started twirling it around so fast that it sembled a giant saw blade made out of fire and a now terrified McFist screamed for his life as a glaring Ninja was about to stab his enemy's head but then stopped as a thoughtful look appeared on his face and, after a few seconds of deep thinking, Joseph sighs heavily as his rage started dying down with his Ninja Suit reversing from red back to black as the surrounding area around his eyes went back to normal with said eyes returning back to its usual color.
"Whoa, that was close-I mean, aha! I knew that you didn't have the guts to kill me! You're too much of a coward, Ninja!" A terrified McFist says before composing himself as he gave his foe a mocking grin, and the Ninja said nothing but stopped twirling around his weapon as he then promptly leaped off McFist's armored body and landed on the ground.
"Oh, trust me, McFist, you have no idea how close you were to die," Ninja says while pressing a button on his Ninja Dual Blade as it collapsed itself, and Joseph was quick to hide his weapon in his Ninja Suit as he did the same with his discarded Ninja Kaginawas. "Trust me, I wanted nothing more than to cut off your head, but I didn't. You know why? Because I don't want the people of Norrisville to fall into despair when they find out who their real hero is, but make no mistake, one day, you will slip up, and, when you do and the people of Norrisville finds out who you really are, I will be there to stop your rampage of mayhem and evil for good." Ninja says while glaring at McFist furiously as Debbie and Rachel silently cheered for his friend as Samurai couldn't help but stare at Joey with an impressed look on his face as the Most Beloved Man In Town's face paled a bit and started panting heavily as McFist turned around to face his mad assistant, who was hiding in their secret room as he didn't want anything to do with the battle.
"Viceroy! Activate the Self Destruct Button! Quick!" McFist shouted as Viceroy nodded and pulled out his tablet as, before anyone could react, he pressed a couple of buttons and the lights around them grew red as a loud siren rang out.
"Self Destruct Function Engaged! McFistory History Pavillion will blow up in 60 seconds. Have a nice day." A woman's voice rang out through the speakers as the gang was shocked by what it said.
"So long, Ninja. Oh, and Samurai Dude? You just made a very powerful enemy today. Be prepared because I will be hunting you too." McFist says with an evil grin on his face as he was able to command his McExterminator to stand up and summoned the robot's jetpack as a worried Viceroy was quick to run over and leap onto its back. "McFist Out!" McFist shouted while using the McExterminator's jetpack to fly up into the air with a screaming Viceroy joining him along for the ride as they burst through the ceiling and disappeared from sight.
"Quick! The whole place will blow up! We need to get out of here!" A frightened Rachel screamed while running over to the boys with Debbie as Ninja and Samurai turned to them.
"Indeed, Joseph? Use one of your annoying Smokebombs to teleport us out of here." Samurai commanded Joseph, mostly because he hasn't practiced using Shadow Magic to travel with many people before as the girls looked shocked that he knows about their friend's secret identity.
"Normally, I would, but I can't use my Smokebombs if I can't see where I'll be teleporting too! There aren't any windows around!" Ninja screamed exasperatedly while flailing his arms around as Debbie looked around and beamed as she spotted the large hole that McFist made on the ceiling and pointed at it.
"Ninja! Teleport us there!" Debbie screamed as Ninja glanced over to where she was pointing and nodded as he reaches into his Ninja Suit to pull out a-
"Smokebomb!" Ninja screamed while throwing down a Smokebomb into the ground as the whole group teleported away with a large cloud of blue smoke as the group appeared above the McFistory History Pavillion just as said building's self-destruct function finished counting down as it blew up in a large fiery explosion. "Ninja Scarf Save!" Ninja shouted while latching onto a grunting Rachel with his legs as he also morphed his blue hand scarf back into its usual shape and used his good arm to grab it as he twirled it around, and Joey grunted as he tossed his blue scarf forwards and it stretches out immensely to wrap itself around the Norrisville High Pole as the Ninja was quick to pull on it and he and Rachel were pulled forwards as Samurai was quick to follow his lead and reaches out to grab Debbie as he then lifts up his armored hand and fired a grappling hook line to the ledge of Norrisville High's roof as they were yanked forwards.
"Someone catch her!" Ninja screamed to the crowd of shocked students and faculty below as Principal Slimovitz reacted quickly and ran forwards as he spread out his arms and the Ninja carefully calculated the distance between him and his principal before letting go of Rachel as she screamed and fell down through the air as, luckily, Principal Slimovitz was able to catch her in his arms and carefully places her down onto the ground as the Ninja crashed against the ground and did a brief barrel roll to minimize the force of his landing as Samurai and Debbie landed on the ground safely shortly after.
"Ninja! What in the Sam Hill happened in there?! Did you save McFist?! Is he okay?!" Principal Slimovitz asked while running towards the group with the rest of the Student body and Faculty following after him as the Ninja was quick to turn around and not face the crowd of people directly so that they wouldn't be able to see his broken arm. "And who is this armored fellow with you?" Irving asked while raising an eyebrow at the Samurai as the crowd exchanged some confused murmuring.
"Don't worry, folks, McFist is okay. I was able to save him from that Malfunctioning Ninja Statue, but not before he set off the self-destruct function in the building, which is why we had to get out of there in a hurry. As for the armored fellow, he's...a new ally that I've made recently. His name is the Samurai, and he was able to find these two girls alongside their male friend sneaking around in the McFistory History Pavillion due to being locked out when the blast proof shield doors closed up. But I will say that the girls' friend is severely injured and needs medical attention fast. I've placed him on the other side of the building, so if you hurry, you might be able to catch him." Ninja says while not looking at the crowd of people as they cheered in delight that their hero is saved. "Come on, Samurai, let's go. Smokebomb." Ninja says while throwing down a Smokebomb into the ground as he and the Samurai were teleported away with a puff of blue smoke.
"Alright, you heard the Ninja. Let's go over and find that injured kid! The two of you, stay here and don't worry, I will make sure that your friend gets the medical attention he deserves." Principal Slimovitz says to Rachel and Debbie reassuringly as they nodded and watched as Irving and a few of the older students ran off to find the injured student.
"Alright, Samurai, we have a lot to talk about," Ninja says while teleporting to the other side of the McFistory History Pavillion with the Samurai as Joseph turns around to talk with said person, only to be surprised to see that he had disappeared from sight as the Ninja looked around and was about to search for him, only to hear Principal Slimovitz and the others coming in as Joey sighs heavily and reluctantly reaches up to grab his Ninja Mask as he took it off and slowly transformed back into his civilian form as he hides the mask in his jacket and sat down while closing his eyes as Joseph pretended to be knocked out.
"...so, how are you feeling, Joey?" Rachel asked her friend worriedly as two hours have passed since the McFistory History Pavillion Incident, and we see the trio walking together back to their respective homes as Joseph had his broken arm wrapped up in a proper arm cast with his face covered in bruises and a small bandage on his forehead as he also had a bunch of white bandages wrapped around his chest and sides as his clothes were covered with dry blood and there was a big burnt hole in his shirt.
"Pretty well, all things considered. My chest and sides still hurt, but thankfully the painkillers are kicking in, so it doesn't hurt as much. Although, Principal Slimovitz says that it's properly best that my Mom takes me to the Hospital to get properly checked by Doctors." Joseph says as Debbie nodded in agreement while eyeing his friend's injured body worriedly.
"Yeah, you should. Man, Samurai really put you through the wringer."
"That's taking it lightly. I'm not too prideful to admit that the guy kicked my ass. That guy was able to severely injure me while I was barely able to put a dent into that fancy armor of his. I guess I still have a lot to go through before becoming a proper Ninja." Joseph says seriously with a determined glare on his face as Rachel pops in beside him to give him a reassuring smile.
"Well, if it's any consolation, you put up a good fight at least. I mean, that fire attack thing you used was so awesome! When did you learn how to do that?"
"I didn't. I didn't even know that my Suit could give me fire powers, but I can't seem to access it normally as I do with my weapons. While Principal Slimovitz was talking with the medics, I slipped away for a bit to put on my Ninja Mask to see if I could try and summon that fire form again, but I didn't have much luck. I guess it's something I have to learn first in order to unlock it." Joseph says as Rachel nodded in understanding before looking away as she hummed thoughtfully.
"Still, though, I wonder who that weird Samurai Guy was."
"Yeah, he came out of nowhere to attack me, and when we were done with McFist, he just disappeared without even saying anything. I wonder if I will be able to see him again."
"Yo." A familiar voice rang out, causing the trio to stop in their tracks as they turned around and were surprised to see Legion standing in front of them as Joseph and Rachel smiled at the sight of him while Debbie frowns stoically with a glare.
"Oh, hey, Legion, there you are. Where were you? We've been looking for you forever." Joseph says as Legion looks down at the teenager's injured body and frowned a bit guiltily as he places his hands in his pockets.
"Oh, uh, when the attack happened, I decided to run back home. Sorry for worrying you guys. I hope you didn't get those injuries when you were trying to look for me." Legion says with a worried tone as Joseph shakes his head and was about to speak up but was interrupted by a suspicious-looking Debbie popping up on the scene.
"No, he got them from fighting you, Legion Dubois, or should I say...The Samurai," Debbie says with a glare while crossing her arms as Legion froze a bit and sweated nervously as Joseph and Rachel gasped a bit by what she said.
"W-What? Samurai? I have no idea what you're talking about-,"
"Can it, Legion. It wasn't that hard to connect the dots. If I was able to figure out my friend's secret identity in a day, I should be able to figure out your secret identity as well." Debbie says as Joseph and Rachel stared at her in surprise, wondering how she was able to figure out the samurai's Secret Identity as Debbie rolled her eyes at this and scoffed. "Come on, guys, think about it. Legion told us that he moved here a couple of months ago, and, when McFist was 'kidnapped', he disappeared, and some guy wearing samurai armor showed up. Coincidence? I think not." Debbie says with a smug smirk on her face as Joseph and Rachel's eyes widened in realization as they turned to Legion, who nervously tried to come up with a lie, only to groan loudly as he facepalmed.
"Ugh, damn it! Since when did I became the MCU's Spiderman?!" Legion asked in exasperated annoyance as Joseph was able to compose himself fast enough to stand in front of the girls protectively as while he knows that Legion wasn't the villain that the young Ninja thought he was, it doesn't mean that Joseph wasn't worried about his intentions.
"So, now that we both know who the other is, where do we go from here?" Joseph asked while getting ready to pull out his Ninja Mask in case things go south as Legion simply crossed his arms at him with a stoic look on his face.
"Well, usually, I would've killed you before you could put on your Ninja Mask, but today's events changed my worldview a bit, so I'm proposing a deal. How about we don't fight each other for a while nor reveal each other's secret identities until we get to know each other better because I have grown up thinking that the Ninja was the Samurai's Enemy, but I've seen that you're not what I thought it was, so what do you say? Truce...for now." Legion asked while holding out his arm as Joseph stares down at it warily and turned to the girls for support as Rachel shrugged, and Debbie simply nodded as Joey sighs heavily but reaches out to grab Legion's hand with his only working arm as he shook it.
"Yeah, truce, for now," Joseph says as both he and Legion shared a fierce nod while eyeing each other with deep glares on their faces as an unlikely truce was formed between the Ninja and the Samurai.
And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one! Anyway, before I go, the Legion DuBois OC belongs entirely to 9655, and here's the OC's Voice Actor:
Legion DuBois AKA the Samurai's Voice Actor: Brad Hawkins.
That's about it. Also, for you all to enjoy, here are the Bloopers for Chapters 1, 2, and 3 of Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1.
~{Chapter 1: Last Stall on the Left-Bloopers} ~
[Blooper #1]
(Take 1)
"We spend the whole summer having as much fun as we can, but then a week ago, something epic happened!" Joey's voice narrated the flashback as we see the trio playing the third game of Grave Punchers and were fighting the final boss until...
"Congratulations. You have punched all the graves." The videogame announcer says as Joey and the girls cheered at their little victory and did their usual fistbump/dance routine but messed up a bit as the director called them out on it.
"Cut! Rachel, you were a little too slow, sweetheart. All of you need to be in sync, remember?" Vgn Golley says while sitting on a movie chair as Joseph, Debbie, and Rachel could be seen standing on a movie stage of Joseph's Room.
"He, he, sorry."
(Take 2)
"We spend the whole summer having as much fun as we can, but then a week ago, something epic happened!" Joey's voice narrated the flashback as we see the trio playing the third game of Grave Punchers and were fighting the final boss until...
"Congratulations. You have punched all the graves." The videogame announcer says as Joey and the girls cheered at their little victory and did their usual fistbump/dance routine, but, this time, it was Debbie who messed up as she accidentally smacked Rachel on the cheek.
"Ow!"
"Cut! Debbie, watch out for the hands, will ya?" Vgn asked with an exasperated look on his face as Debbie blushes in embarrassment and nodded as Rachel rubbed her bruised cheek while glaring at her friend.
(Take 5)
"We spend the whole summer having as much fun as we can, but then a week ago, something epic happened!" Joey's voice narrated the flashback as we see the trio playing the third game of Grave Punchers and were fighting the final boss until...
"Congratulations. You have punched all the graves." The videogame announcer says as Joey and the girls cheered at their little victory and did their usual fistbump/dance routine, but things went awry when Joseph broke off from the routine and started doing his own stylish dance as Rachel and Debbie stared at him with a mixture of confusion/amusement.
"Cut! Joseph, how many times do I have to tell you this! Don't improvise! Stick to the script!"
"Gotcha, boss!" Joseph says while giving Vgn a thumbs up and a grin as the Director sighs heavily and shakes his head.
(Take 15)
"We spend the whole summer having as much fun as we can, but then a week ago, something epic happened!" Joey's voice narrated the flashback as we see the trio playing the third game of Grave Punchers and were fighting the final boss until...
"Congratulations. You have punched all the graves." The videogame announcer says as Joey and the girls cheered at their little victory and did their usual fistbump/dance routine, but the girls messed up due to being a little out of sync with Joseph.
"Cut! Debbie, Rachel, please be in scync with Joseph's movements!"
"Whatever/Kay Kay!"
(Take 27)
"We spend the whole summer having as much fun as we can, but then a week ago, something epic happened!" Joey's voice narrated the flashback as we see the trio playing the third game of Grave Punchers and were fighting the final boss until...
"Congratulations. You have punched all the graves." The videogame announcer says as Joey and the girls cheered at their little victory and did their usual fistbump/dance routine as they were able to finish it with no trouble...except for the fact that Rachel made the wrong finishing pose.
"Cut! Wrong pose, Rachel!"
"Sorry!"
(Take 36)
"We spend the whole summer having as much fun as we can, but then a week ago, something epic happened!" Joey's voice narrated the flashback as we see the trio playing the third game of Grave Punchers and were fighting the final boss until...
"Congratulations. You have punched all the graves." The videogame announcer says as Joey and the girls cheered at their little victory and did their usual fistbump/dance routine as they were able to finish it with no trouble...except for the fact that Rachel had once again made the wrong pose, much to Joseph, Debbie, Vgn, and everyone else's irritation as they all groaned.
"Cut! Again, wrong pose, Rachel!"
"This handshake is complicated as hell, Vgn! Give me a break!" A frustrated Rachel screamed while panting heavily as Joseph, Debbie, and the others stared at her with surprised/startled looks on their faces as a frightened Vgn Golley slowly got up from his chair and backed away nervously.
(Take 50)
"We spend the whole summer having as much fun as we can, but then a week ago, something epic happened!" Joey's voice narrated the flashback as we see the trio playing the third game of Grave Punchers and were fighting the final boss until...
"Congratulations. You have punched all the graves." The videogame announcer says as Joey and the girls cheered at their little victory and did their usual fistbump/dance routine, but then a tragedy occurred as Debbie accidentally lifted up her leg and kicked Joseph on the balls so hard that he screamed and fell down onto the ground while holding onto his bruised balls as everyone, including the girls, winced.
"Oof, you know what? Take five, everyone. Can someone get an icepack for Joseph here?" Vgn asked as Joseph lets out a slow pained whimper with Rachel and Debbie bending down to his level as they were trying to help him out.
[Blooper #2]
"The NinjaNomicon! Maybe there is something here that can help me defeat that monster." Joey says as he grabs the book and opens it as it glows. "Arwoooh!" Joseph says as he felt his body going limp, and his mind was magically sucked into the Nomicon. "Whoa!" Joey shouted as he falls through numerous pages and pictures of ninjas and monsters before slamming onto the ground. "Ow." Joey groans as he sat up from the floor and rubbed his head.
"Greetings, Joseph Williams." A young female voice says as Joey turns around and saw a young girl sitting in the middle of a pond with her legs crossed as she addressed the young teen without opening her eyes. The unknown stranger seems to be a 4'6-feet-tall, 10-year-old girl with aqua blue eyes, long blue hair that was tied up in the style of twin pigtails, a small nose, Light Skin, a slender build, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved blue/black kimono with a dark blue Chinese Bamboo Hat with black accents and yellow sandals. Her name is the NinjaNomicon, an 800-year-old sentient magical book that teaches the Ninja wisdom and skills he/she needs to combat evil, and the current form she's in is the physical avatar of the Nomicon. "It's good to finally make your acquaintance." The NinjaNomicon says as Joey stares at her confusedly.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" A bewildered Joey asked as Nomicon disappears from sight and reappears sitting on a branch on a tree a few feet ahead of him while strumming a doodle ukulele that she conjured out of nowhere as Joey turned to her in shock.
"I'm the physical representation of the NinjaNomicon. I made this form 20 years ago to communicate easier with future ninjas-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Holy shit!" A shocked Joseph screamed as the NinjaNomicon accidentally lost her balance on the tree branch and fell backwards as Joey was quick to rush over to grab her.
[We're experiencing technical difficulties, we will be back with you soon]
"It's okay, sweetheart, you're okay. Nothing happened. You're not hurt." Joseph says reassuringly as we see him holding onto NinjaNomicon, who was bawling her eyes out as she was scared from the close call of death she had. "Uh, Vgn? I think it's best that we hold off filming until tomorrow."
"Yeah, don't worry, I'm okay with that," Vgn says while calling NinjaNomicon's parents as he knew that he was going to get in trouble with them and hopes that Nomi won't be traumatized from the fall.
[Blooper #3]
"Ninja Block! Ninja Block! Ninja Block! Ninja Block! Ninja Block! And...Ninja Block!" Ninja says, blocking all of his hits with ease thanks to his new weapon as he ducks down, and delivered a stunning flip-kick to Krackenstein's chest that sends him falling to the ground. Backflipping away from the monster, Ninja landed near his swords as he reached out his hand, and his scarves moved on their own as they grabbed his swords. "...Okay, I didn't know that my scarves also work as appendages, but again it's good to know. Man, I am learning a lot of things today." Joseph says cheerfully as Krackenstein got up from the ground and roared in anger as he charges at the young hero. "Okay, time to finish this!" Ninja says as he waited for Krackenstein to move closer to him before delivering his final move.
"NINJA DEMON SLICE!" Ninja shouted as he closed his eyes and begins swinging his swords and staff around as he hacks the monster rapidly and, after the Ninja was done slicing the mutant, Krackenstein appeared behind him as he looks down at his body and shrugged as the monstrous abomination wasn't hurt by the attack at all...in fact, he couldn't feel anything at all. Confused, Krackenstein looked down as he waited for his body parts to get cut up, but nothing happened as he looked behind him...and laughed as Krackenstein noticed that the Ninja had accidentally cut off his clothes instead as he was left stark naked save for his Ninja Mask.
"Cut! Can someone give Joseph a new Ninja Suit?!" An annoyed Vgn asked as Rachel, Debbie, and virtually all of the female background characters began making catcalls at Joseph while staring at his flaccid nine-inch-dick with lustful looks on their faces as an embarrassed Joseph took off his Ninja Mask and tried to cover his cock with it, but failed as the sheepish teen simply decided to run away.
~{Chapter 2: Got Stank-Bloopers} ~
[Blooper #1]
"Bucky, what'd I tell you about show-boating!?" Lana asked angrily as Bucky blatantly ignored her and continued playing his triangle solo, causing her to go red with fury as she grabbed Bucky by his ear and yanks him away as she glared at him sternly. "Hensletter, your triangle's writing checks your dinger can't cash! You're benched until further notice!"
"But the triangle's my life!" Bucky shouted passionately as Lana gave him a blank look and held out her hand.
"Put your dinger in my hand, son," Lana says as students giggled at what she said, and the Band Instructor blushed in embarrassment as she glared at them. "Get your heads out of the damn gutter, you damn brats!" Lana shouted before calming down as she turned back to Bucky and held out her hand expectantly as Bucky sniffled but did what his teacher says as he handed his dinger over to her with a glare.
"You can take my dinger...but you'll never take my backup dinger!" Bucky yelled while pulling out another dinger as he sniffled and ran away, crying.
"Oh, Bucky," Rachel says with a sympathetic frown as Bucky accidentally collided against the Carp Mascot, but instead of knocking him over, Bucky ended up being the one that fell down as he yelped in surprise.
"Cut! Bucky, you were supposed to be the one knocking over the Carp Mascot, not the other way around!" Vgn yelled with a glare as an embarrassed Bucky stood up.
"Sorry, sorry about that, folks!" Bucky apologized as Joseph, and the rest of the cast shared a laugh.
[Blooper #2]
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" Rachel, Lana, and the other girls shrieked fearfully as a glaring Bucky grabbed a set of lockers and held it above his head as he was about to toss it over to the terrified girls, but then-
"Smokebomb!" Ninja shouted while appearing from a cloud of blue smoke as he glared up at the monster.
"Ninja!" The girls cried out happily as Ninja turned to them with a grin.
"Don't worry, girls, I will protect-," Ninja says, but then his eyes widen at the sight of the half-naked girls, more specifically at a blushing Rachel, who was trying in vain to cover her nearly naked body from her friend's sight, as Joey's entire face went red and he coughed awkwardly. "U-Uh, sorry girls, let me deal with this pest so that you all can continue changing...not in front of me, of course! I mean, that uh, yeah..."
"..."
"Uh, Rachel? This is the part where you are supposed to yell 'Ninja! Look out!' and tackle me away from danger?" Ninja asked while turning his head as he was surprised to see a shivering, half-naked Rachel standing in place.
"I would've if I wasn't freezing my tits off! Who turned up the godamn AC?!" Rachel asked angrily as a familiar whistling could be heard and turned her head as she spotted a mischievous Debbie standing in place. "You! You will pay for this, Kang!" Rachel screamed while heading straight towards Debbie, who squealed as she turned around, and both girls made their way out of the Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1 Film Set as a glaring Rachel began chasing a screaming Debbie around, not knowing that she had accidentally dropped her towel and a bunch of characters from Vgn Golley's Other Stories could be seen standing off to the side with 'WTF' looks on their faces.
"Whoa..." A blushing Douglass Dupain-Cheng says as he and Alix Kubdel from The Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug, Chat Noir, White Loup, & Bunnix! story was walking together hand to hand as the annoyed pink-haired girl stands up to her tippy toes to cover her friend's eyes.
"What the hell?!" A shocked Dereck Wyatt says as he and Anne Boonchuy from Amphibia 13 story were having a small lunch in an expensive restaurant with Luna Loss and Din Djarin from The Mandalorian: The Chronicles of Lun 10-Original Series story as the group were completely bewildered by what they see.
"I know, right? Some people have no sense of decency." Anne says while shaking her head as Dereck gave her a disbelieving look. "What? Okay, I walked out of the showers with no towel one freaking time, and everyone calls me a pervert." Anne says with a glare as she crossed her arms.
"Ooh, pretty," Luna says with a blush while staring at Rachel's naked body as Din gave her a confused look. "Oh, uh, I mean, ew, gross," Luna says as Din eyed her oddly.
"Ha, hey, Jack, look, it's a full moon. Maybe that could be Manny's Twin Sister." An amused Emma Fantasia says to Jack Frost, who were both from The Rise of Jack Frost and Emma Fantasia! story.
"Ugh, I wonder when Vgn will update our story." A tired Jack says while crossing his arms as he leans against the wall.
"Same." Charles Russo and Luz Noceda from The White Dragon Warlock In The Owl House! story says tiredly.
"Ditto." Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid from The Adventures of Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid! story said with glares on their faces.
"Yep." Damien Heart and the Superhero Girls from Shazam and the Guardians! story said sadly.
"Us too." Virtually every single character from all of the stories that the always busy Vgn Golley wasn't able to update yet.
[Blooper #3]
"I got to D-Stank this geek!" The Ninja thought to himself determinedly as he approaches the Stanked Geek and looked over Bucky's body carefully as Joseph saw a bunch of doodles signs forming around Bucky, and all of the doodles pointed at the glowing green dinger that was placed on Bucky's sash as the Ninja narrowed his eyes at it. "By destroying that which they hold most dear." The Ninja thought to himself, remembering what Nomi had told him as Ninja ran up to Bucky and leaped up as Joseph threw over his scarves to grab onto Bucky's dinger, but the Gorilla-like monster won't let that happen as he grabbed the Ninja's scarves and pulled on them as Bucky slammed the Ninja onto the ground.
"Ninja!" Debbie and Rachel shouted worriedly as Ninja groaned in pain and tried to sit up, only for his eyes to widen in shock as he saw Bucky suddenly leaping into the air and started falling towards him as Ninja yelped in surprise and rolled out of the way as Bucky slammed on the spot where Joey used to lay. Rolling across the ground, the Ninja sat up as he glared at Bucky, and the monster glared back at him as he roared and leaped towards him as Bucky reared back his large arms to punch through the young teen's skull, but Joseph thought quickly as he rummages through his pockets, and pulled out a couple of small black balls that seemed to be glowing with white energy.
"Ninja Flash Balls!" The Ninja yells as he throws his Ninja Flash Balls at an airborne Bucky's face and the balls instantly detonated in mid-air as a big flash of light appeared and blinded Bucky as the large monster yelled in pain and covered his face as he zooms past the Ninja and crashes against a wall as Bucky moans and Joseph was about to grab his Ninja Scarf...but stopped as he noticed that there was a large rip in his pants that exposed his pink boxers with hearts on them.
"Cut! Can someone give Joseph new Ninja Pants!" Vgn Golley yelled as everyone laughed at the sight of Joseph's underwear.
~{Chapter 3: McFists of Fury-Bloopers} ~
[Blooper #1]
"Hmmm, well, while I don't have any evidence, I do think there's something odd about McFist. I don't know. I can't place my finger on it."
"Thank you!" Debbie exclaimed while sighing in relief that someone was finally agreeing with her that there was something strange about McFist as both Joseph and Rachel groaned in dismay.
"Oh, great, not you too! Why is everyone so hard on McFist lately? He's literally one of the greatest people of all time!" Joseph shouted while flailing his hands around in exasperation as Legion turned to him with his arms crossed.
"Not everything is as black and white as it seems, Joseph. Sometimes an enemy can wear the face of a hero." Legion says wisely as Joseph gave him a flat look.
"Geez, who does this guy think he is? The NinjaNomicon?" Joseph whispered to the girls, who giggled a bit as he then turned back to Legion. "Look, dude, how about we talk about this another time, but for now, let's go to our class before the bell rings," Joseph says as Legion nodded, and the group began walking forward as they were about to enter Norrisvile High, only for a 20-foot-tall white/golden building with a huge M symbol planted in the front suddenly drops in front of the group as, instead of Joseph colliding against the building as planned, Legion and Debbie were the ones that got face-planted against the building as they fell down with a couple of pained groans.
"Cut! Medic! We need the Medic!" Vgn Golley screamed worriedly as Joseph and Rachel struggled to comfort their injured friends.
[Blooper #2]
"Yes, err, I do...l-love the Ninja. Why if I was ever in mortal danger, I sure want the Ninja to save me!"
"..."
"Yes, I would've wanted the Ninja to save me."
"..."
"I want the Ninja to save me."
"..."
"I WANT THE FUCKING NINJA TO SAVE ME!" McFist screamed furiously while glaring up at the Ninja Statue that suddenly sparks to life as its eyes glowed red, and the crouched fake Ninja stood up from his podium as he swung his swords forwards, but instead of piercing through McFist's pants and underwear, the Ninja Statue started actually malfunctioning as it used his swords to pierce through a surprised Joseph and Rachel through their pants and underwear as the Ninja Statue then leaped up into the air, dragging a screaming Joseph and Rachel with it as everyone could only watch in horror and shock.
"Help! Help us!" Rachel screamed in fear as everyone could see her cute pink bunny panties and Joseph's pink boxers as he grunted and squirmed around as Joey was able to free himself from the Ninja Statue's grip, but ended up falling face-first into the ground with his naked butt shot up into the air.
"Cut! Someone get the robotics expert and tell him to fix his machine...and can someone also give Joseph and Rachel new pants/underwear?" Vgn added in while eyeing a groaning Joseph and a screaming Rachel as she was receiving the worst wedgie of her life.
[Blooper #3]
(Take 1)
Surprised by the sight of the new weapon, the Samurai then composed himself as he pulled a heavy war hammer that resembled Barrel's Warhammer from Amphibia, except that it was colored silver/black with a black strap attached to the end. Twirling his weapon around with ease, a glaring Samurai rushed forwards to attack the Ninja as he swung down his Samurai Warhammer towards Joseph, who was forced to leap back to avoid the attack as the Ninja then leaped over the Samurai's head and landed behind him as he swung his Ninja Dual Blades and it narrowly moved past the Samurai's neck as he reacted by swinging back his Warhammer to once again force the Ninja to jump away to avoid it from impacting against his skull. Grinning slyly, Samurai whirled around to swing his Samurai Warhammer at the Ninja repeatedly, causing a yelping Joseph to narrowly duck and weave to avoid the lethal attack as he was sent walking backwards into a wall, much to the Samurai's delight as he lifted up his weapon to try and smash Joseph's brain in, only for the Ninja to hurriedly reach into his Ninja Suit as he pulled out a-
"Smoke-Ow!" Ninja shouted before yelping in pain as Samurai ended up hitting his head with the plastic warhammer before Joseph could throw down a smokebomb.
"Cut! Legion, you weren't supposed to actually hit him! You were supposed to have Joseph throw down his Smokebomb and let him escape." Vgn Golley yelled in annoyance as Legion turned to grin at him.
"Sorry, boss, my mistake.
(Take 2)
Surprised by the sight of the new weapon, the Samurai then composed himself as he pulled a heavy war hammer that resembled Barrel's Warhammer from Amphibia, except that it was colored silver/black with a black strap attached to the end. Twirling his weapon around with ease, a glaring Samurai rushed forwards to attack the Ninja as he swung down his Samurai Warhammer towards Joseph, who was forced to leap back to avoid the attack as the Ninja then leaped over the Samurai's head and landed behind him as he swung his Ninja Dual Blades and it narrowly moved past the Samurai's neck as he reacted by swinging back his Warhammer to once again force the Ninja to jump away to avoid it from impacting against his skull. Grinning slyly, Samurai whirled around to swing his Samurai Warhammer at the Ninja repeatedly, causing a yelping Joseph to narrowly duck and weave to avoid the lethal attack as he was sent walking backwards into a wall, much to the Samurai's delight as he lifted up his weapon to try and smash Joseph's brain in, only for the Ninja to hurriedly reach into his Ninja Suit as he pulled out a-
"Smoke-Ow!" Ninja shouted before yelping in pain as Samurai ended up hitting his head with the plastic warhammer again.
"Ugh, cut! Try again!"
(Take 10)
"Smoke-Ow!" Ninja shouted before yelping in pain as Samurai ended up hitting his head with the plastic warhammer...for the tenth time in a row...
"Godamnit-Again!"
(Take 23)
"Smoke-Ow!"
"Again!"
(Take 35)
"Smoke-Ow!"
"Again!"
(Take 49)
"Smoke-Ow!"
"Again!"
(Take 60)
"Smoke-Ow!"
"AARRRGHHH! FUCK IT! EVERYONE TAKE FIVE FOR LUNCH! I WILL BE AT MY TRAILER PUNCHING MY PILLOW!" Vgn Golley screamed angrily while throwing down his megaphone as he stood up from his seat and stormed off with an angered huff.
"Ugh, my head, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?" A glaring Ninja asked Samurai while rubbing his bruised head as Legion smirks at him slyly.
"Maybe~," Samurai says with a laugh as Ninja scowled at him.
~{End of Bloopers}~
That's about it. I hope you enjoyed the bloopers for Chapters 1 to 3 for Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1... anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.
