Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja! Chapter 5: House of 1,000 Blood!, a randy cunningham: 9th grade ninja fanfic

Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1! I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, and the OCs Legion DuBois and the SamuraiNomicon belong entirely to 9655.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

"Where do you think you're going?" A glaring Samurai says as it was a normal Friday Morning, and we see the Norrisville Samurai and Ninja currently running through the roof of Norrisville Highschool as he was following after one of McFist's Robots, who resembled a 2-feet-tall iguana-like mechanical robot as he was running above them.

"Ninja Sprint!" Ninja yelled while he and Legion sprinted forward at high speeds to be able to catch up with the Robo-Lizard, who was trying to make a break for it, but the Boys won't let that happen as Samurai reached behind him to pull out his bow and fired numerous at the Robo-Lizard as they let off various small explosions that caused it to yelp in surprise and fell off from the roof. "Ninja Scarf Snatch!" Ninja shouted while reaching down to grab his scarf as he twirled it around and then threw it forward as the Ninja Scarf wrapped around the Robo-Lizard, and a grunting Joey pulled on his scarf as he sent it flying over to crash against a wall.

"Ninja Sticky Balls!" Ninja screamed while reaching into his belt as he pulled out some Ninja Sticky Balls and tossed them forward as they flew over to collide against Robo-Lizard's body, and they exploded as McFist's Robot got stuck to the wall by red goo that hardened. "And...now...Ninja Knuckle Spikes!" Ninja exclaimed while raising his arms as he popped multiple red spikes out of his knuckles and Samurai pulled out his Samurai Sword as the Duo were about to go over and slash the Robo-Lizard to pieces, but then stopped as Joey's phone began ringing. "Oh, sorry, just give me a second," Ninja says as he turned around and pulled out his phone as he answered it. "Talk to me."

"Bash is giving out invites to his party right now. You need to get down here now." Debbie says with a deadly serious tone.

"Are you serious?! Oh, shit, I really need to get down there!" An excited Ninja says with Samurai turning to him incredulously as Robo-Lizard had his jaw dropped in disbelief at how he was being bluntly ignored right now.

"Wait, I thought you guys hate Bash. Why would you want to go?"

"Well, Samurai, while Bash is a huge asshole, his Birthday Parties are ALWAYS the best," Ninja says with a nod.

"Yeah, we cannot miss the Bash Splash. It's legendary." Rachel says through the phone as Joseph and Legion leaned in to listen to the Girls.

"Exactly, I heard last year they filled the pool with McSquiddles."

"...Okay that does sound awesome, and we do need to go in case McFist does anything evil."

"Exactly!" Ninja asked with a big grin on his face as he then turned back to his phone. "Don't worry, Girls, we're on our way. We just gotta brain the lizard-Ow!" Ninja says before yelping in pain as Robo-Lizard opened his mouth and sends out a huge syringe that resembled a lizard's tongue as it flew over to stab Joseph's ass and extracted his blood before yanking out his syringe tongue as it then flew over to stab itself on a small opening in Legion's armor, stabbing into his sides and extracting some of his blood as the Robo-Lizard then yanked his syringe tongue from out of his body and shrinks it back down inside of his mouth.

"Oh, shnasty!" A surprised and disgusted Samurai asked with an embarrassed Ninja rubbing his sore and bleeding butt, wondering why the hell the McFist Robot stole his and Legion's blood as the Ninja and the Samurai whirled around as they were stunned to see that Robo-Lizard had disappeared from sight, but the hardened red goo trap was still intact.

"Huh?! Where did it go!?" Ninja asked while he and Samurai tried to look around for the Robo-Lizard, but they couldn't find the robot at all, not even the tracks that it left behind as Joseph was confused by this before spotting Bash handing out his invitations, i.e., punching people's arms to give them a bruise, to his Birthday Party as the Ninja hummed in thought.

"Ninja..." Samurai says with a tense glare as Joseph turned to him.

"Look, Samurai, the Robo-Lizard is gone and it will take us forever to find it and we have to go to class soon, so let's investigate why the McFist Robot stole our blood later?" Ninja asked as the Samurai narrowed his eyes disapprovingly but nodded reluctantly as Joseph then reached into his belt to pull out a-

"Smokebomb!" Ninja exclaimed while throwing down a smokebomb as it collided down into the ground, and a big puff of blue smoke covered their bodies as Joseph and Legion disappeared from sight, not knowing that Robo-Lizard never really left as he merely turned himself invisible with its camouflage mode and used its claws to escape from the Ninja's Gooey Trap as the Robo-Lizard fall down into the ground and scampered off.

~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song}~

Joseph:

For eight hundred years, the city of Norrisville has been protected by a Ninja.

The city of Norrisville was in chaos as monsters, thugs, and supervillains were rampaging across the city, destroying everything in sight as the villains smiled sinisterly at a crowd of scared civilians as the people of Norrisville cowered before the villains but then beamed as they stared up at the sky with hopeful/relieved looks on their faces. Dumbfounded by their sudden hopefulness, the villains looked and gasped in fear as they saw the Ninja standing on top of the Norrisville Highschool with an angry look on his face.

The villains trembled fearfully against his gaze as the Ninja brought out his swords and twirled them around before pointing them in the villain's direction as he glares at them determinedly. The bad guys tried to flee, but no one can escape from the Ninja's wrath as he leaped off from the building and flew toward the scared villains as he lets out a war cry. After a few hours of brutally defeating every villain in his way, the city was finally at peace again as the citizens cheered for their hero, and the worn-out Ninja waved at them before smokebombing away as the smoke filled the area.

Joseph:

But no one knows that every four years...a new warrior was chosen

The smoke then disappears to reveal Nomi standing in front of Norrisville High while holding the NinjaNomicon in her hands as it glowed brightly with magical energy as Nomi smiled at the readers before opening the book as a massive amount of black/blue ribbons flew out of it, and they all started flying towards the Norrisville School.

Rachel, Debbie, and Nomi:

Go, Ninja!

Breaking through the doors, the massive amounts of black/blue ribbons flew past the startled students as they flew through the hallway and reached a classroom with the Messenger standing outside the room as the young man tips his hat to cover his eyes and pointed inside as the ribbons spotted Joseph inside the empty classroom with his friends, Rachel and Debbie, standing beside him.

Joseph:

A freshman to fight the forces of evil

Wiggling around in excitement, the black/blue ribbons raced past the surprised girls as they grabbed onto a shocked Joseph and lifted him into the air as the black/blue ribbons began to wrap themselves around his slim body, and Joey slowly started transforming into the Ninja as Rachel and Debbie watched on in shock from the sidelines.

Joseph:

My name is Joseph Williams...and I am the Norrisville Ninja!

When the transformation was finished, we see the Ninja standing in place as he leaps up and twisted himself in the air as he landed back on the ground with the sheer force of his landing cracking the floor below him as the Ninja stoically stood up and pulled out his metal staff as he twirled it around and struck the ground as he posed for a bit before reaching into one of his pockets to pull out a...

Joseph:

Smokebomb!

Blue smoke covered the area as we see the Ninja performing various heroic acts that range from saving a cat from a tree to stopping a bank robbery and even stopping a magical sorcerer from taking over the world with his monster army.

Rachel:

What the hey!

Come on, you!

What the juice!

He's so bruce!

A heavily bruised-up Joseph and Legion panted as the Teenage Warriors stood around in a large swamp while facing a big muscular spiky red-haired man with both of them not wearing their Ninja Suit and Samurai Armor as the evil swamp man had their friends held hostage. The Mysterious Man grinned evilly as he pointed his gun at the girls and ordered Joseph and Legion to hand over their Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet as Legion gritted his teeth angrily while Joey glared at him furiously but reluctantly did what he said as the teenager took out his Ninja Mask and tossed it over at the man with Legion doing the same begrudgingly as he tossed over his Samurai Gauntlet.

Grabbing the Magical Items, the mysterious man stared down at the Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet, mystified as he runs his disgusting hands all over the Ninja Mask's magical fabric and the Samuari Gauntlet's magical metal frame as Joseph and Legion demanded him to release their girls, but the man only grinned at the young teen sinisterly as he points his gun back at Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa as the Mysterious Man pulls the trigger with the Boy's eyes widen in shock/horror as their horrified expressions were quickly replaced with sheer determination and anger.

Sprinting forward, Joseph and Legion rushed over to the girls and managed to save them by using their bodies as a shield to protect them from the bullets as they pierced through their stomachs, and Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa could only watch in horror/misery as Joey placed his hand on his stomach in agony and coughed out blood while Legion nearly dropped down into the ground barfed out blood as the evil man smirked and walked over to the bleeding teenagers as he pushed them into a swamp, and blood stained the water as the swamp man laughed evilly while the girls could only weep in sorrow for their boyfriends' death.

Debbie:

That's the cheese!

Ninja, please!

Ninja, rock!

Don't stop!

The Ninja grunted in pain as he was kicked away by another teenager, who was wearing a samurai outfit, and crashed landed on the roof of a train as the Samurai-dressed teen stoically walked over to him and pulled out his sword to slice off Joey's head as the Ninja reacted quickly and closed his eyes in concentration as his suit changes color from blue to crystal blue, and Joey swiftly generated an ice shield to block the fatal sword strike as he then pushed the samurai warrior off of him.

Stumbling in his steps, the Samurai Teenager was shocked by Joseph's display of magical power as the Ninja leaped up back onto the ground and stood in a fighting stance as his suit's colors changed from crystal blue to pure white, and the Ninja slowly generated a whip made out of electricity as he then wrapped the Samurai Warrior with his whip and his hands glowed with electricity as the Ninja started electrocuting the samurai warrior as his opponent screamed in pain and agony.

Nomi:

What the hey!

Come on, you!

Deep inside the NinjaNomicon, we see a shirtless Joseph standing in the middle of a meadow as he faced a giant doodle dragon, and the large drawing roared down at him, but Joseph wasn't scared as he stoically cupped his hands and a bright yellow sphere appeared as Joey concentrated on charging up his energy. Nomi sat a few feet ahead of him as she eyed her current warrior closely while strumming her doodle ukulele as sweat dripped down from Joseph's forehead and the young teen grunted in effort as he then threw out his hands, and a giant beam of yellow energy flew towards the fake dragon.

Legion:

Do it, Ninja!

What the juice!

The monster stared at the beam of energy impassively before widening his eyes in shock as, at the last possible minute, the beam of energy shaped itself into a giant golden dragon, and the magical dragon roared as it then pierced through the doodle dragon's heart and a massive explosion occurred. Panting heavily from the overused energy, Joseph fell down as he took deep breaths and caught his breath as he looked up at Nomi and grinned at her as the NinjaNomicon smiled and nodded proudly as Joseph promptly fell down in exhaustion and passed out as Nomi sweatdrops at the sight of her knocked out student before shaking her head as she continued playing her ukelele and waited for her student to wake up to continue training.

Rachel, Debbie, Nomi, and Legion:

He's a hero!

Come on, fighter!

Just a freshman...and a Ninja!

Back at Norrisville High, we see Joey, Rachel, Debbie, and Legion standing near the lockers, just minding their business, when suddenly green stank flew out of the vents as they flew into the innocent students'/teachers' bodies and possessed them as they slowly transformed into horrifying, grotesque monsters. The teenagers gasped in shock at this before narrowing their eyes in determination as the girls hugged the boys, covering them from public view as Joey and Legion swiftly transformed into the Ninja and the Samurai as Rachel and Debbie gave their boyfriend a few good luck kisses before the Ninja and the Samurai runs off to confront the Stankified Teenage Monsters.

The citizens of Norrisville backup in fear as the horde of monsters slowly stalked over them with evil glints in their eyes as they were led by the great and powerful Sorceror as the ancient magic-user laughed maniacally at the look of pure fear in their faces, only for everybody to suddenly start cheering in relief as McFist and Viceroy appeared, thinking that he arrived to save them, but much to their shock/surprise, McFist grins at them sinisterly as he orders his assistant Viceroy to back the Sorcerors army up with his own army and the mad scientist nodded, eager to show off his inventions as Viceroy pressed a button on his tablet and soon enough an army of mechanical and mutant robots appeared as they stood beside the monster army.

The citizens felt their hope die at the sight of the most beloved man in town betraying them as they fell to their knees and were about to surrender to their fate, until suddenly a puff of blue smoke covered the area as the Ninja and the Samurai appeared, standing in a classic ninja and samurai poses as the entire population of Norrisville started cheered at the sight of their true heroes as the Ninja and the Samurai slowly looked up at the army that he was going against and glared at them fearlessly as Joey and Legion closed their eyes in concentration.

The crowd of people was confused about what he was doing until suddenly a rainbow aura covered the teenagers' bodies as a tornado appeared below them and slowly lifted the Ninja and the Samurai up into the air as everybody watched on with shock/awe as Joseph's Ninja Suit and Legion's Samurai Armor keeps changing color rapidly with Ninja's scarves wiggling around excitedly as four more scarves popped out.

Grunting, Joseph let out a fierce roar as one of his scarfs was set on fire while another one was frozen solid as his third scarf began spinning around rapidly and began to form strong winds as his fourth scarf pulled out and levitated multiple small rocks from the ground below as they stuck themselves against his scarf and it slowly started forming into a rock-like scythe as the Ninja's fifth scarf wiggled madly and water squirted out of it as it wrapped around the scarf and formed into a spiked mace as his last scarf sparkled with electricity as it whipped around violently with the speed of lightning!

Narrowing his eyes in determination, Legion lets out a loud battle cry as his armor broke apart and various metal plates fly around him as multiple trails of electricity, plants, acid, and wood flew out of the plates as they whirled around Legion's form before they flew over to impact against his body and a huge purple chi-like aura formed around him as a glaring Samurai floated in place.

With their transformations sequences now complete, Joseph opened his eyes, revealing them to be completely white with fox-like pupils, and Legion opened up his eyes as well to reveal that they were pupilless and glowing a hot purple energy as the young teenage boys glance down at the army and glare at them as the Ninja raised his elemental scarfs and the Samurai summoned his aura purple sword and the Teenage Warriors flew toward them as the villains were frightened at first before quickly regaining their nerves as they ran after the flying ninja, and both the heroes and the villains let out loud battle cries as they raised their arms and they then slammed their fists together as a huge shockwave rang out across the city!

An epic battle occurred as both sides struggled to overpower each other, but in the end, the Ninja and the Samurai won the day as a heavily battered and injured Joseph and Legion stood on top of a pile of knocked out/dead villains as the panting Teenge Warriors glanced down at the citizens of Norrisivile and raised their fists in victory as everybody started cheering for their heroes. The Ninja and the Samurai grunted in pain as they could barely stand up at this point, but after spotting their girls giving them scared yet proud looks, Joseph and Legion found the energy to smile at them weakly as the Ninja shakily stood up and reached into his suit as he pulls out a...

Joseph:

Smokebomb!

Throwing down a smokebomb, a massive cloud of blue smoke covered the area as it slowly disappeared to reveal the Ninja and the Samurai standing up on top of the logo of the story with Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa standing beside the Teenage Warriors and they grinned at the camera as the Ninja's blue scarfs and the Samurai's helmet red head bandana blew into the wind majestically.

~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song Over}~

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!" Bash says as we see him and his Friends while walking around and punching people on their shoulders to give them their invitations as Rachel and Debbie can be seen waiting around expectantly as Bash and his Friends walk over to them just as Joseph and Legion appeared in their Civilian Forms as the Teenagers held out their arms, waiting to be punched, but then-

"Hey, wait, I know who you are." A glaring Bash says as he pointed at a surprised Joseph. "You are in my gym class. You wear them Zip-up Kicks."

"Yep, I do," Joseph says with a smirk before yelping in surprise as Bash leans in to glare at him.

"Zip-ups is for shoobies! No Bash for you and your friends!" Bash screamed sternly with a scowl as he and his friends turned around to walk away as the Gang groaned loudly in disappointment and anger as we then fast forward in time and we then cue over to Joseph's Home as we see the Norrsiville Ninja resting on his couch while lying his head in Deebie's lap as Rachel laid in his bed and Legion can be seen leaning against a wall.

"Great, the greatest party in the history of High School and we're not invited," Rachel says with a disappointed pout as Debbie nodded with a glare.

"Yeah, Bash is such a fucking dickhead for not inviting us simply because of the type of shoes that Joey is wearing. Right, Joseph?"

"..."

"Joseph?" Debbie asked curiously while glancing down at her Best Friend, who seemed to be in deep thought as Debs poked his cheek to get his attention.

"Hmmm? Oh, yeah, sorry, I was too busy thinking about that weird McFist Robot that stole our blood earlier. Legion and I tried to look for him during lunch and even after class, but we couldn't find anything."

"McFist had his robot steal your blood? That doesn't sound good. We should get to the bottom of this." Debbie says with a serious glare as Legion nodded while crossing his arms.

"Indeed, I'm thinking that we should break into the McFist Industries and find out what they are planning."

"But how are you guys going to do that? That place's security is sealed tight." Rachel says as Joseph nodded...before gasping and sat up from Debbie's lap as an idea popped into his head.

"Guys, I have an idea, but first, Legion? We are going to have a talk with our Mentors." Joseph says while pulling out the NinjaNomicon as Legion grinned slyly, realizing what he was planning as he pulled out the SamuraiNomicon and sat down on the ground as the Norrisville Ninja and Samurai opened up their NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon as they glowed magically.

"Arwoooh!" The Duo exclaimed in unison while feeling their body going limps as Joseph comically crash down into Debbie's chest with Rachel looking on in jealousy while Legion simply leaned backwards against the wall as the Boys were magically sucked into the NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon as the Duo fell through numerous pages and pictures of ninjas and samurai before they stopped falling as Joseph and Legion floated in the air.

"Alright, Nomi, Sammy? We have an omega-level emergency right now. McFist stole our blood with one of his robots." Joseph says as Legion nodded.

"We need to find a way to crash into Bash's Birthday Party so that we can find out what he is planning and stop him."

"What do you got?" Joseph asked curiously as a big flash of blue/purple magical light rang out, and the Boys were surprised to see Nomi and Sammy walking onto the scene as they each held a scroll.

"A Ninja and a Samurai must master the Art of Stealth," Nomi says stoically as Sammy nodded.

"Not only that, but a Ninja and the Samurai must master the Art of Invisibility," Sammy says as Joseph raised an eyebrow confusedly.

"Wait, hold on, Art of Stealth and Art of Invisibility? Aren't those two things the same?" Joseph asked as Nomi shakes her head.

"Not at all. You see, the difference between them is that the Art of Stealth is a supernatural ability that allows the Ninja and Samurai to blend themselves into their surroundings through the art of camouflage and, unlike the majority of the abilities that come from the Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet, this supernatural ability is something that the Users can use on their own."

"And the Art of Invisibility is the power to turn yourself not only invisible but also soundless. As in, no one would be able to see nor hear you when you activate this supernatural power, but unlike Art of Stealth, this is a power that is inaccessible without the Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet. You will need both abilities for your current mission." Sammy says wisely as Nomi nodded before giving the Teenagers a serious glare.

"But, we must warn you two that you must NOT allow McFist to know that you two are at Bash's Party."

"What? Why?" Legion asked as Sammy turned to them stoically.

"The Ninja and the Samurai's Identities must be left ambiguous to their foes. If McFist finds out that you two attended Bash's Party, then it will confirm his suspicions that the Ninja and the Samurai are teenage students and that could lead to a lot of problems."

"That's why we are teaching you both these Ninja/Samurai Techniques. You will use the Art of Stealth to sneak into the party and then use the Art of Invisibility to infiltrate McFist's Home and find out what he is planning." Nomi says as Joseph nodded.

"Alright, that makes sense. Let's do this." Joseph says as Nomi and Sammy nodded while opening up their scrolls of the Art of Stealth and the Art of Invisibility as they glowed a bright blue/purple.

The Ninja and the Samurai must master the Art of Stealth

Conceal, reveal

Reveal, conceal

Nomi and Sammy instructed as Joseph and Legion spotted the 55th Ninja, who was a fat 10th Grader, and the 150th Samurai, who was a very tall and muscular man, looked around worriedly and realized that their enemies will soon show up and find them as they quickly planted themselves against the wall and said, 'Conceal', causing their bodies to blend themselves against the wall magically as, once their enemies ran past them, the 55th Ninja and the 150th Samurai said, 'Reveal' and turned off their camouflage ability as they ran off.

The Ninja and the Samurai must master the Art of Invisibility

Disappear, appear

Appear, disappear

Nomi and Sammy explained as Joseph and Legion spotted the First Ninja, who resembled a stoic slim muscular man, and the First Samurai, who was a tall and muscularly imposing woman, standing before them as the First Ninja and the First Samurai clasped their hands together as they did a bunch of complicated hand symbols and said, 'Disappear' as blue/purple Ninja/Samurai symbols appeared on their chests as they both turned invisible and Joseph and Legion were surprised to feel someone poking their sides but couldn't see nor hear them at all as the First Ninja and the First Samurai then appeared beside them after saying, 'Appear' as their blue/purple Ninja/Samurai symbols dissipated.

"Oh, ho, ho, ho! This will take our Ninjaing and Samuraing to a whole new level!" An excited Joseph yelled with starry eyes as a grinning Legion nodded in agreement.

"Ha, ha, this is going to be so bruce!" Legion screamed as the Boys were suddenly whooshed out of the NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon.

"Arwoooh!" The Boys exclaimed with their minds being transported back into their bodies as Legion shot up in surprise while Joseph raised his head from Debbie's chest as, while the Boys were talking with Nomi and Sammy, the Norrisvile Reporter was rubbing her crush's head while ignoring Rachel's protests to let go of him as she huffed angrily.

"Girls! Legion and I know of a way to break into Bash's Party to find out what McFist is planning!" Joseph says to the Girls with a cocky grin as a laughing Legion nods, and Debbie and Rachel give them odd looks but listened curiously to what they have to say. Meanwhile, at the McFist Mansion, we see various Robo Apes loading all of the stuff to Bash's Party in the backyard as we zoom into the building and cue to McFist's Study as we see said person and Viceroy standing around as the Robo-Lizard appeared and walked over to two large glass cups as it vomits out the Ninja and the Samurai's Blood inside of them.

"Oh, look at those beautiful Ninja and Samurai living goop juice." A grinning Viceroy says while walking over to grab the glasses of cups that were filled with Joey and Legion's blood. "So red, so thick, and oh, that copper smell-,"

"Viceroy, can you please stop talking like a creep already?! You are freaking me out!" An annoyed and disgusted McFist says as a sheepish Viceroy turned to him. "Now, stop making things weird, and help me prepare our plan."

"You mean, my plan-,"

"Anyway, Bash's Party will be filled with the coolest kids at Norrisville High." McFist interrupted as Viceroy gave him a blank glare. "Surely a couple of them must be the Ninja and the Samurai. Thanks to their blood samples, we'll finally learn their true identities!" McFist screamed while letting out a loud and evil laugh as Viceroy did the same.

A few hours later, we see the Gang arriving at the McFist Mansion, which was currently holding Bash's Splash as we cue at the backyard of the building from where a bunch of people wearing swimsuits can be seen either having fun in the pool, talking to each other, and eating some food or drinking sodas/beer as multiple Robo Apes can be seen patrolling the area with one of them standing near the entrance as he was letting in a line of people go inside after checking their bruise invitations and we see the Group popping from behind a truck as they narrowed their eyes stoically.

"Alright, we are here." A glaring Joseph says while wearing a sleeveless white tank top, water goggles wrapped around his head, blue swim trunks, and a pair of blue flip-flops.

"Man, this party is really jumping." A surprised Rachel says while wearing a one-piece pink swimsuit with a white skirt wrapped around her waist and a pair of pink flip-flops.

"That's an understatement," Legion stated dryly while wearing purple swim trunks and a pair of purple flip-flops.

"So, how are we going to get in again?" Debbie asked curiously while wearing a two-piece coral swimsuit and a pair of coral flip-flops.

"Through the Ninja and Samurai Art of Stealth," Joseph says with a cocky grin as Legion nodded.

"Yeah, just remain quiet and we will be good," Legion says as the Girls nodded and blushed sheepishly as Joseph reached over to grab Debbie and Rachel's hands.

"Joseph Williams and Legion Dubois' Art of Stealth! Conceal!" Joseph shouted while magically blending himself and the Girls against their environment with Legion doing the same as the Girls were stunned by this, but after Joey squeezed their hands, they composed themselves and nodded to the Boys as the Gang started making their way towards the line of people and skipped the line as they walked through the entrance of the backyard with the Robo-Ape being oblivious to their presence as the Group arrived at the Bash Splash and walked over to a nearby large pillar. "Joseph Williams and Legion Dubois' Art of Stealth! Reveal!" Joseph yelled while he and Legion turned off their camouflage ability as the Boys and the Girls magically turned themselves back to normal.

"Okay, that was pretty cool," Debbie says as Joseph smirked at her.

"I know, right?" Joseph asked with a chuckle before the Gang stepped out of their hiding spot as they were amazed by the amazing party that they are seeing.

"Whoa, guys, look!" Rachel shouted excitedly while pointing over at a 175-foot-tall diving board placed near the pool as Joseph and the others were shocked by the sight of it. "It's the Tower of Ultimate Terror!"

"Yeah, and?" A confused Debbie says as Rachel turned to her with a twinkle in her eye.

"And? Debs, that's the highest board in Norrisville! I always wanted to dive down it!"

"Uh, Rachel? No offense, but you can't dive down it." Joseph says sternly as a pouting Rachel turned to him.

"Why not?"

"Ray Ray, I don't even dare myself to dive down the Tower of Ultimate Tower in my Ninja Suit. If you try to do that, you will literally shatter apart upon collision with the pool." Joseph says as Rachel opened her mouth to protest...but then shuts up as she realized that he had a point.

"Hey, guys, what are you doing here~?" A familiar voice rang out as the Gang turned their head and perked up at the sight of Heidi and Theresa walking toward them.

"Girls? What are you doing here?" A surprised Legion asked as his face went red at the sight of their swimsuits.

"Bash invited us to his Birthday Party," Heidi says with a shrug while wearing a large white sunhat, a pair of red sunglasses, a skintight two-piece red swimsuit with a white skirt wrapped around her chest, and a pair of red flip-flops.

"Of course, we hate the guy, but hey, awesome party is an awesome party," Theresa says with a shrug while wearing a pair of black sunglasses, a purple two-piece swimsuit, and a pair of red flip-flops.

"Nice, we feel the same way," Rachel says with a smile as Debbie nodded before putting on a serious glare.

"Although, we are also here on business."

"Really? You mean...Ninja and Samurai Business?" Heidi asked while whispering to them as they nodded.

"Indeed, one of McFist's Robots stole our blood, so we came here to investigate and find out what's going on," Legion says as Heidi and Theresa looked surprised.

"Yep, but we also have to be careful to not get spotted or else we will get kicked out early," Joseph added in.

"Oh, well, if you guys don't want to get caught, then I suggest that you guys hide because Bash is coming soon," Theresa says worriedly while pointing ahead as the Gang were shocked and worried to see Bash and his Parents walking near them.

"Quick, I have an idea! Follow my lead!" Heidi screamed while reaching up to grab her sun hat as she tossed it towards a confused Debbie before she reached over to grab Theresa and pulled her over to Legion as the Girls proceed to hug him, and Heidi leaned over to start making out with him as Theresa was surprised by this but then grows jealous as she leaned in to kiss him as well and Joseph and the Girls were stunned by this before Debbie and Rachel grinned slyly as they shared a look and nodded as they then leaped up to land in Joseph's arms with said person being able to catch and hold them due to his Ninja Training as Debbie and Rachel leaned over to start kissing him while covering their faces with Heidi's sunhat as Bash and the others appeared.

"Hannibal, Bashford refuses to re-apply his SPF." A worried Marci says as she, McFist, and Bash appeared in front of our faithful heroes with the Birthday Boy wearing nothing but his brown swim trunks. "Oh, my baby boy is gonna get burned for jeeper's sake," Marci says while biting her lip nervously as McFist grumbled in annoyance and raised his mechanical arm as he fired out a stream of sunblock that hits Bash's back, and McFist awkwardly began trying to apply his sunblock directly as his angry Step Son stepped back in shock/anger.

"Hey! Cut it out, McJerk!" Bash yelled before storming off as his Parents followed after him, and once they were gone, the Girls separated from their Crushes as Joseph and Legion had goofy blushing smiles on their faces.

"That was close," Debbie commented.

"And a little sad." A sympathetic Rachel says as, after recovering from the glorious kiss, the Boys then turned to give the Girls serious looks.

"If Bash recognizes us, we're booted, so we need to make sure we blend in and stay off Bash's radar, lay low-,"

"Is that a choco-fountain?!" An excited Rachel asked with her and Debbie gasping happily at the sight of the chocolate fountain as they reached over to grab Joseph's arms and pulled him away.

"Guys, we can't get distracted, we need to go and-,"

"Oh my god! Look! A Free Sundae Cart!" Theresa squealed gleefully while she and Heidi reached over to grab Legion's arms and leads him away as, for the next three hours, the Gang had spent their time having fun at Bash's Party with their Girls as Nomi and Sammy tried to remind them of their mission by spanning in various stern-looking Ninja and Samurai Drawings, but each time Joseph and Legion thought about investigating McFist, they and the Girls were distracted by another amazing attraction in Bash's Splash as the Ninja and Samurai Drawings facepalmed in irritation.

"...Come on over here, boys~," Theresa says with a smirk while she and the others dragged Joey and Legion over to a gazebo with four lawn chairs inside as Rachel and Theresa were quick to close up the flaps so that no one can see them.

"Why did you girls bring us here?" Joseph asked curiously as the Girls gave their crushes saucy looks.

"Well, you see, while you were buying our snowcones, the Girls and I had a talk and we decided that we want to hit the pool," Heidi says with a grin.

"Oh, well, that sounds nice," Legion says obviously as Rachel giggled.

"Yeah, but before we do, we want you Boys to help us put our sun tan lotion on our backs~,"

"What?!" Joseph and Legion asked in shock with large blushes on their faces as the Girls nodded while walking over to lay down on the lawn chairs.

"Yep, I mean, you don't want us to get a wicked sunburn, do you?" Debbie asked with a cutesy tone while pulling out two bottles of sun lotion as she tossed them over to the boys just as she and the others undid their tops and laid down on the lawn chairs with their heads on their arms as Rachel merely lowered the straps from her one-piece swimsuits and the Norrsiville Ninja and Samurai squeezed the bottles accidentally, sending a big splurt of sun lotion up into the air as they bit their lips with big blushes on their faces.

"Come on, boys. Don't be shy." Theresa says with a warm smile as Joseph and Legion shared a look before turning back to the Girls as they walked over to them.

"Alright, Joey, you start," Debbie says while kicking her legs about as Joseph walked over to stand beside her and tentatively raised his sun tan lotion as he shakingly splattered it against Debbie's naked back, causing her to squeal in surprise before moaning a bit as Joseph reached down to place his hands on her back and began covering with suntan lotion. "Mmm, yeah, just like that~,"

"Hey, I want some too, My skin is sensitive against the sun~," Rachel says as Joseph nodded and used his left arm to reach over to begin massaging Rachel's back.

"Mmm, oh, yes, Legion, more~," Heidi begged with a hearty blush as she and Theresa were being massaged with sun tan lotion by Legion.

The Boys continued covering the Girls' backs with sun lotion for the next twenty minutes as, much to their surprise, Debbie and the others then stood up from the lawn chairs and sat down on their backs, saying that they will need sun lotion on their fronts as Joseph and Legion's faces went fully red, and blood squirted out of their noses as they then grinned excitedly and covered their hands with suntan lotions as Joseph reached down to grab Debbie and Rachel's breasts and covered them with sun tan lotion as Legion did the same with Heidi and Theresa, causing them to moan loudly in delight and shivered as the Boys were about to continue until they noticed that they were out of sun tan lotion, much to their dismay as the Boys then promised the Girls that they will be right back after getting more suntan lotion as they ran off.

"Dude, isn't this the greatest party ever?" A blushing Joseph asked as we see him and Legion walking through Bash's Party to find some more lotion for their ladies.

"Yeah, is it just me, or are we totally pulling this off?" Legion asked with a grin before he and Joseph yelped in surprise as they collided against someone's back, and said person turned out to be McFist as he turned to them.

"Hmm? Well, who do we have here?"

"McFist," Joseph says with a serious glare before yelping in pain as a sweating and awkwardly smiling Legion elbows him, mentally reminding him that McFist doesn't know who they are and to not accidentally blow their Secret Identities as Joey composed himself and puts on a big fake excited smile. "I mean, hello. Nice to meet you, Mr. McFist. My Friend and I are your biggest fans." Joseph lied through his teeth as Legion nodded.

"Yeah, it's an honor to meet you," Legion says as McFist stared at them impassively while Marcy appeared as she smiled at them.

"Hiya, boys. Hope you're enjoying Bashy's Splashy. Oh, have you donated your blood yet?" Marci asked excitedly as Joseph and Legion stared at her oddly as McFist spotted this and coughed into his arm as he gave the Boys a big fake grin.

"McFist Industries is proud to announce that we're hosting our very own Blood Donation Stand," McFist says while pointing ahead as Joseph and Legion were surprised to see a small red tent with a line of Party Goers going in and out of it as they were donating some of their blood to a Robo Ape wearing a Nurse's Outfit. "We are planning to donate all of your blood to all of the Norrisville Blood Banks. Just make sure you take a picture, so we can ID you." McFist says with an oddly sinister tone as Joseph and Legion shared a look and sweat nervously as they took a couple of steps back.

"Uh, yeah, no thanks, Mr. McFist. I don't think it's legal to ask minors to donate their blood without their Parents' Consent." Legion says with a respectful yet scolding tone as McFist rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"Legal? Pfft, please, I do tons of illegal stuff. Hell, whenever the Robo-Apes are malfunctioning, I will just kidnap little Kids and force them to be my Child Laborers and work at my company."

"What?!" A stunned Joseph and Legion exclaimed in unison as McFist realized what he said and flinched as he sweated anxiously.

"Uh...I mean...DONATE YOUR BLOOD NOW!" McFist ordered with a sharp glare while snapping his fingers as two Robo-Lizards appeared out of nowhere after dropping their camouflage abilities.

"What the juice?!" A shocked Joseph says as the Robo-Lizards opened up their mouths and sends out their syringe tongues as they flew over to stab themselves into Joseph and Legion's arms, extracting their blood as the Robo-Lizards made sure to take a picture of them before yanking out their syringe tongues from out of the boys' body as they shrink them back down inside of their mouths.

"Thank you for your donations." The Robo-Lizards says politely before turning around to scurry away as McFist placed his hands on a tense Joey and Legion's shoulders.

"Enjoy the party," McFist says before he and Marci walked away as Joseph and Legion shared a determined glare and nodded as they ran off and were able to come back to the Girls, who were still resting inside of their gazebos in their lawn chairs with their tops off/lowered.

"Hey, boys, were you two able to find more suntan lotion~?" Heidi asked with a seductive tone while showing off her breasts as Rachel, Debbie, and Theresa did the same as Joseph and Legion were momentarily entranced by the glorious beauty but then composed themselves as they shake their heads.

"No, we finally find out what McFist is planning," Joseph says panickedly as Legion nodded in agreement.

"He stole our blood and has people donate their blood here, so that he can find out who the Ninja and the Samurai are."

"Oh, shit, that's bad." A worried Debbie says as the Boys nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, we have to go and stop him and for that, we need a distraction," Joseph says as Rachel perked up and sits up from her lawn chair.

"I got it! Let's take off all of our clothes and go streaking!" Rachel yelled excitedly as a blushing and annoyed Debbie stood up with one arm around her B-Cup Breasts as she used her free arm to reach over and pull up Rachel's one-piece swimsuit to cover up her modesty.

"Okay, I have a less embarrassing and legal idea. Heidi, Theresa? You two distract McFist while Rachel and I distract Bash and his Friends while Joey and Legion do their thing." Debbie says while reaching down to grab her bikini top and puts it on as Heidi and Theresa stood up from their lawn chairs and did the same.

"But what about laying low?" Theresa asked anxiously.

"There's a time to lay low, and there's a time for action," Legion says wisely as Theresa nodded and everyone separated to their part of the plan.

"Bash Splash! Bash Splash! Bash Splash!" Bash shouted stupidly while drinking up the pool water and spitting it at his guests, causing them to swim away in disgust as Bash and his friends laughed amusedly.

"Hey, Bash!" A pair of familiar voices rang out as Bash and his friends whirled around as they were shocked to see Debbie and Rachel standing in front of them while leaning against the Tower of Ultimate Terror.

"Hey, I know you! You're that loser's girlfriends! You weren't supposed to be Bashed!"

"Yeah, we crashed the Bash Splash," Debbie says with a casual shrug as she and Rachel didn't deny Bash's statement about being Joey's girls.

"What are you gonna do about it, Bashy?" Rachel asked with a mocking tone while blowing a kiss at him as Bash growled angrily with a blush.

"Get them, bros!" Bash ordered while he and his friends swam forward as Debbie and Rachel quickly climbed up the Tower of Ultimate Terror.

"Huh? What is Bash doing?" Marci asked confusedly after noticing that Bash and his Friends were chasing after two girls as, before McFist could say anything, Heidi suddenly appeared beside him with a microphone in her hand.

"Hey, peeps! It's your BFF, Heidi, here live at Bash's Splash currently talking with the great McFist himself! Now, McFist, tell us what you think about your Step Son?" Heidi asked while aiming her microphone at McFist's face as Theresa can be seen standing in front of them and using her phone to record them as McFist sweated awkwardly before composing himself as he began his interview with Heidi.

"Alright, let's follow after those Robo-Lizards," Joseph says while he and Legion walked through Bash's Splash as they turned their heads and spotted the Robo-Lizards going through the doggy door in a door that leads inside of McFist's Mansion as Joey was about to follow after them but was stopped by Legion.

"Wait, remember, Joseph, we need to be discreet about this. Besides, we can't go in and transform inside of his home or even outside here. There are too many cameras around." Legion says while gesturing at all of the cameras around them as Joseph looked around and perked up at the sight of the Bathrooms.

"Well, not in the Bathrooms," Joseph says with a sly smirk as Legion smirked back and nodded before they ran over to the Bathrooms as the Duo opened the Boys' Bathroom Door and stepped inside as, after making sure that there was no one in the stall, Joseph and Legion turned to nod at each other as the Black-Haired reached into his swim trunks to pull out his Ninja Mask while the dark purple-haired man reached into his swim trunks' pockets to pull out his Samurai Gauntlet.

"Wait, hold on, are you going to put that on your face?!" A disgusted Legion asked while pointing at the Ninja Mask as a grinning Joey nodded.

"Yes, I am!"

"But that was in your swim trunks!" An incredulous Legion yelled.

"Yes, it was!"

{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence}

Lifting up his arms into the air, a determined Joseph puts on his Ninja Mask as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins, and the laughing black-haired teenager spread out his arms as various amounts of large black/blue ribbons magically emerged out of the Ninja Mask and started whirling around Joseph's form rapidly like a mini-tornado as the teenage Ninja slowly levitated up from the ground, and a bunch of large/small Ninja Symbols appeared.

Grinning slyly, Joseph held out his arms and closed his eyes as several black/blue ribbons wrapped around his arms before doing the same with his legs, stomach, and chest as, once the Young Ninja was decked out in a skintight black jumpsuit, Joey whirled around and a small hole could be seen appearing in the back of the teenager's Ninja Mask as it allowed his long black hair to pop out before it was swiftly tied up into a low hanging ponytail as it flew in the wind.

Whirling around again, a stoic-looking Joseph spreads out his arms and legs again as two long blue scarfs magically materialized into existence and wrapped around his neck as a blue slash also appeared and wrapped around his waist as well as blue markings began magically appearing all across the Ninja's Suit and, when it reaches his chest, a symbol of a large number 9 appeared on his chest as it glowed brightly and a smirking Joseph opened his eyes as he then got himself into a fighting stance and began throwing multiple rapid punches and kicks into the air, whacking all of the Ninja Symbols away as Joey then leaped up into the air and was able to kick away the large Ninja Symbol behind him with a powerful grunt as the Ninja then crash-landed onto the ground and lowered himself into a crouch as he glared at the readers with a serious, cool expression on his face as his blue scarfs blew majestically in the wind.

{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence Over}

{Legion DuBois's Samurai Transformation Sequence}

Lifting up his arms into the air, a glaring Legion placed his Samurai Gauntlet onto his arm as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins, and the dark purple-haired man spread out his arms as various amounts of silver metal armor magically emerged out of the Samurai Gauntlet and whirled around Legion's body as he slowly floated up into the air and a bunch of large/small Samurai Symbols appeared.

Narrowing his eyes stoically, Legion strikes a pose and allowed the silver armor to cover up his body, and he now could be seen wearing a pair of big thick silver shoulder pads, a silver chest plate with black accents, silver chainmail with a long-sleeved black shirt underneath, brown straps on his arms and black gloves, a brown belt with several brown pouches attached to it, marron shorts, and a pair of leg-length black armored boots.

Whirling around again, a glaring Legion held out his arms as a medieval silver helmet with a long red ribbon attached to it, and it also has a silver/black visor, appeared in his hands as he swiftly puts on his helmet and, once he was fully suited up, Legion falls down to land on the ground as he began striking various fighting poses before sticking a heroic pose as the Samurai glared at the readers seriously with his head ribbon flowing in the wind.

{Legion DuBois's Samurai Transformation Sequence Over}

"Ninja and Samurai Art of Invisibility! Disappear!" Ninja exclaimed while he and Samurai clasped their hands together as they did a bunch of complicated hand symbols, and two blue and purple Ninja/Samurai symbols appeared on their chests as they both turned invisible. Nodding to each other stoically, Ninja and Samurai made their way out of the Boys' Bathroom while being surprised that their movements couldn't be heard at all and were excited to see that no one could see them as the Boys then composed themselves and ran forward as they walked over to open the door while being surprised that McFist left this door open as they walked in and noticed a bunch of Robo-Lizards crawling on the walls and ceilings of the hallway as they all made their way down.

"Ninja and Samurai Foot Spikes!" Ninja thought to himself with a glare while he and Samurai jumped up into the air as blue/purple spikes came out of the bottom of their feet and attached themselves onto the ceiling as the Norrisville Ninja and Samurai ran forward to chase after the Robo-Lizards, not bothering to be sneaky or quiet due to their Art of Invisibility rendering them completely invisible and soundless as the Robo-Lizards all walk into McFist's Study as Joseph and Legion followed after them.

"Get back here, you little bitches!" Bash ordered furiously as he and his Friends were climbing after the Girls as they were halfway towards the top of the Tower of Ultimate Terror.

"...so what else do you think of Bash?" Heidi asked as McFist sweated nervously and struggling to come up with anything positive to say to her as Marci gave him an annoyed glare, and while Heidi and Theresa were interviewing him, we cue back over to the Ninja and Samurai as they entered McFist's Study and dropped down from the ceiling as the Duo landed on the ground and were surprised to see the Robo-Lizards depositing all of the blood samples into glass cups and printed out pictures of the people from where they extracted the blood from and planted onto the glass cups as various hooks came down from the ceiling and stretched down to latch onto the blood-filled glass cups and brought them up into the air.

"Fabulous work." Viceroy praised the Robo-Lizards while standing next to a large purple/green machine with a large green holographic screen placed before it as all of the blood-filled glass cups were being brought over to go through the machine with the help of the hooklines, but each time they do, the machine scanned the blood and showed the image of the donor as it keeps coming out negative due to their blood not matching that of the Ninja and Samurai's blood. "Now we simply wait for one of these blood samples to match the Ninja and Samurai's. Can you say smoothie time?"

"Thank you for your donation." The Robo-Lizards said in unison as Viceroy gave them a deadpanned look.

"I really must start reading to you."

"Leslie Morris...no match...Mike Moe...no match...Stevens Gorman...no match..." Viceroy's Machine says as Ninja and Samurai turned to each other.

"Alright, so we need to go and destroy Viceroy's Machine, so that they won't find out our Secret Identities," Ninja says to Samurai as he nodded.

"Indeed. We need to stop their operations discreetly, so I will handle destroying Viceroy's Machine while you destroy the donated blood." Samurai says as Ninja nodded, and they both separated to do their own part of the mission as Joseph made his way over to the end of the line of blood samples, and Legion ran over to stay behind Viceroy's Machine.

"He, he, this whole thing will be over soon," Viceroy says with a smirk while watching on as his machine continued scanning the Partgoeers' Blood Samples as he crossed his arms, not knowing that an invisible Samurai reached behind his Samurai Armor to pull out a Mini Explosive Bomb as he planted it into the machine. "Soon enough, I will find out who the Ninja and Samurai are," Viceroy says while looking around as he hummed a bit.

"I have to admit, I'm pleasantly surprised that the Ninja and the Samurai aren't around to try and stop us. Usually, they would barge in and wreck everything, but oh well. Looks like nothing will go wrong." Viceroy says with a smile before yelping in surprise as Samurai's Mini Explosive Bomb went off and caused a large explosion to rang out that blew up the machine to smithereens. "...Okay, what?! Why did it-No, it doesn't matter okay. I can easily rebuild the machine. All that matters is that I have the blood samples."

"Ninja Boomerangs!" Ninja thought to himself with a cocky grin while reaching into his Ninja Suit to pull out his Ninja Boomerangs as he tossed them forward, and they flew through the air as the Ninja Boomerangs began colliding against all of the Blood Samples, shattering them apart and splattering the ground with blood as Viceroy was flabbergasted and stunned by this as his jaw dropped.

"What took you so long?" Debbie asked with a smirk while she and Rachel stood on top of the Tower of Ultimate Terror's diving board as Bash and his friends, who are extremely tired and winded, were able to FINALLY climb up to the top as they glared at the Girls.

"We are not going to let you girls get away with this!" Bash screamed as he and his friends stood up and ran over to try and grab the Girls, who used their short height to their advantage by dropping down into the ground and crawling between their legs as Debbie pulls down Bash's swim trunks in the process and the Norrisvile Bully yelped in surprise and lost his balance as he falls down from the diving board with his friends falling down as well.

"There are some advantages to being short!" Rachel says with a grin as she and Debbie shared a high-five before they started making their way down from the huge diving board.

"...uh...well...I...I think...that my Step Son...is..."

"FALLING!"

"Yeah, falling-Wait what?!" A surprised McFist asked while he, Marci, Heidi, and Theresa whirled around as they were surprised to see a screaming Bash and his friends falling down through the air as they then crashed down belly-first into the pool and created a huge tsunami to shoot out of it as it flew up into the air.

"O-Okay, I will admit, that this is a setback." A worried Viceroy says while looking around at the huge body of blood flowing around him as he stood on a desk. "But we still have the blood. I can place them in separate cups, rebuild the machine, and we're back in business."

"Ugh, some people just don't know when to throw in the towel, huh?" A deadpanned Samurai says to Ninja, who nodded in agreement as they could be seen attached to a wall with their Ninja/Samurai Spikes as Joseph and Legion then perked up at the sight of the huge body of water heading towards them through the window in McFist's Study.

"Ninja and Samurai Throwing Stars!" Ninja whispered-yelled while he and Legion reached into their Ninja Suit and Samurai Armor to pull out their Ninja/Samurai Throwing Stars as the Duo threw them forward, and they flew through the air to stab themselves into the mirror, cracking it just as the huge body of water collided against the window as it shattered apart and all of the water gushed in as it filled up the room. "Ninja and Samurai Surf!" Ninja shouted while reaching into his Ninja Suit to pull out his Ninja Surfboard as he and Samurai mounted onto it and allowed the water to carry them to freedom as an anxious Viceroy can be seen floating about in his desk and looked around in disgust as all of the blood and water mixed together.

"Oh man, this is just nasty," Viceroy says as, with the others, we see Ninja and Samurai surfing through the hallway of the McFist Mansion and soon reached the door as the Duo jumped up into the air and kicked the door open as the bloodied water gushed out of the Mansion, freaking a few people out as a still invisible Joseph and Legion jumped off from the Ninja Surfboard as they then rushed over to change back into their Civilian Forms in the Boys' Bathroom.

"Ugh...ow...ow...ow..." Bash groaned in pain while he and his buddies got out of the empty pool with their skin being completely red as Debbie and Rachel climbed down from the Tower of Ultimate Terror as they, Heidi, Theresa, and the others all turned over to Bash and his friends...and immediately started laughing loudly as they were confused by this until Bash felt a draft underneath him as he glanced down and was shocked to see that his 2-inch dick was exposed as the Norrisville Bully glanced up and gasped in shock as he saw that his swim trunks got stuck at the top of the diving board.

"Whoa, Bash! While I said that there are some advantages for being short, the same couldn't be said about you!" A giggling Rachel says while Debbie covered her mouth to stifle her laughter.

"Damn, and I thought Bucky's dick was small!"

"Wow, now this is a surprise, cuties! It looks like Norrisvile Highschool Resident Bully has a cutie little peeny! How adorable~," Heidi says with a teasing tone while still speaking into Theres's Phone as said person giggled behind the camera, and a blushing Bash covered himself with his hands as he ran away while crying like a little bitch as a concerned Marci ran after him while McFist laughed a bit before composing himself as he reluctantly walked over to try and comfort his Step Son's shortcoming.

"Man, that is something that I did NOT want to see," Legion says with an amused tone while he and Joseph walked out of the Boys' Bathroom after deactivating their Art of Invisibility and taking off their Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet.

"But it was definitely funny," Joseph says as the Girls turned to him.

"Hey, boys, did the mission go well?" Debbie asked curiously as Joseph and Legion nodded.

"Yep, we stopped McFist's Evil Plan by destroying his Blood-Identifying Machine and all of the Blood Samples that he had collected, so the Ninja and Samurai's Secret Identities are safe," Joseph says while sharing a high-five with Legion as the Girls beamed.

"He, he, good job, boys," Theresa says as Heidi nodded before giving them a saucy look.

"So, now that McFist's Plan is stopped and we don't have to worry about Bash trying to kick us out anytime soon, why don't we continue with our sun-loathing session?" Heidi asked with a seductive smirk as Rachel nodded.

"Yeah, you forgot to cover our asses with some sun tan lotion as well," Rachel says while gesturing down at her ass as Joseph and Legion perked up as they nodded and turned to each other.

"I love High School Parties."

"Same," Legion says while he and Joseph shared a fist bump as the Gang then walked over to the lawn chairs.

And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one! Also, for you all to enjoy, here are the Bloopers for Chapter 5 of Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1!

[Blooper #1]

"Oh, sorry, just give me a second," Ninja says as he turned around and pulled out his phone as he answered it. "Talk to me."

"Bash is giving out invites to his party right now. You need to get down here now." Debbie says with a deadly serious tone.

"Wait, I thought you guys hate Bash. Why would you want to go?"

"Well, Samurai, while Bash is a huge asshole, his Birthday Parties are ALWAYS the best," Ninja says with a nod.

"Yeah, we cannot miss the Bash Splash. It's legendary." Rachel says through the phone as Joseph and Legion leaned in to listen to the Girls.

"Exactly, I heard last year they filled the pool with McSquiddles."

"...Okay that does sound awesome, and we do need to go in case McFist does anything evil."

"Exactly!" Ninja asked with a big grin on his face as he then turned back to his phone. "Don't worry, Girls, we're on our way. We just gotta brain the lizard-Whooa!" Ninja says before yelping in surprise as Robo-Lizard opened his mouth and fires a plume of green smoke into their faces, causing Joseph and Legion to sneeze loudly as the Robo-Lizard ate their boogers.

"Wait, wait, wait, cut! What the shit is this?!" Vgn asked with a glare as he turned to his Fanfic Workers. "I told you guys that I wanted to change the script! I don't want to do the whole boogers thing! It's gross and unrealistic! No one has that many boogers inside of their noses! It's why I went with blood!" Vgn screamed in annoyance while throwing up his hands in exasperation as he groaned.

[Blooper #2]

"Alright, Nomi, Sammy? We have an omega-level emergency right now. McFist stole our blood with one of his robots." Joseph says as Legion nodded.

"We need to find a way to crash into Bash's Birthday Party so that we can find out what he is planning and stop him."

"What do you got?" Joseph asked curiously as a big flash of blue/purple magical light rang out, and the Boys were surprised to see...Hilda and Joanna from Hilda and Stitch appearing on the scene while wearing Nomi and Sammy's clothes as they each held a scroll.

"A Ninja and a Samurai must master the Art of Stealth," Hilda says stoically as Joanna nodded.

"Not only that, but a Ninja and the Samurai must master-,"

"Wait, wait, wait, hold on, Hilda? Joanna? What are you doing here?" A bewildered Joseph asked as Hilda smiled at them.

"Oh, Nomi and Sammy decided to go out of town to have a girls' day out with each other, so we decided to fill in for them."

"Frantically, we needed the money since our story hasn't been updated in a while," Joanna says dryly as Legion gave them a worried look.

"Wait a minute, if you are here then that means that-,"

"Smokebomb!" Stitch's voice rang out as a puff of blue smoke emerged in the studio, and once the smoke fades away, the Gang were shocked to see a grinning Stitch standing in place while wearing Joseph's Ninja Mask as the black mask with blue markings covers his whole head except for his eyes/ears/antennas, a skintight black jumpsuit with the symbol of a large number 9 on his chest and had blue markings forming around it with four sleeves for his four arms, a long blue scarf that is wrapped around his neck as it reaches down to his feet, skintight black gloves with blue markings around the wrist and fingers, a blue sash that was wrapped around his waist, and long black pants with blue markings around the ankles/feet.

"Stitch?!" Joseph and Hilda exclaimed in shock with Joanna and Legion having their jaws dropped as Stitch smirked at them while reaching into his Ninja Suit to pull out his Ninja Swords and Ninja Sais.

"Meega Stitch, the Trollberg Alien Ninja!" Stitch screamed while suddenly activating his Ninja Rage Fire as he started spinning around in place, resembling a big tornado of fire, and spun forward while slashing and burning everything in sight as Joseph, Legion, Hilda, and Joanna frantically ran over to try and stop him from destroying Vgn's Fanfic Studio Lot...again.

[Blooper #3]

"Why did you girls bring us here?" Joseph asked curiously as the Girls gave their crushes saucy looks.

"Well, you see, while you were buying our snowcones, the Girls and I had a talk, and we decided that we want to hit the pool," Heidi says with a grin.

"Oh, well, that sounds nice," Legion says obviously as Rachel giggled.

"Yeah, but before we do, we want you Boys to help us put our sun tan lotion~,"

"What?!" Joseph and Legion asked in shock with large blushes on their faces as the Girls nodded while walking over to lay down on the lawn chairs.

"Come on, boys. Don't be shy." Theresa says with a warm smile as Joseph and Legion shared a look before turning back to the Girls as they walked over to them.

"Alright, Joey, you start," Debbie says while kicking her legs about as Joseph walked over to stand beside her with a visible tent in his swim trunks as he tentatively raised his sun tan lotion and tried to squeeze it, but after Debbie turned to wink at him, Joey suddenly felt a familiar feeling crawling up his spine and moaned loudly as, the next thing that Debbie knew, something warm and gooey splattered against her back erratically.

"Huh, weird, I thought sun tan lotions were cold?"

"Uh, Debs? That wasn't sun tan lotion." An amused Rachel says with a cat-like grin as she pointed ahead and Debs glanced down at her back as she saw some sort of white substance on her back that doesn't resemble sun tan lotion at all and slowly turned over to look a heavily embarrassed Joseph as his tent was missing and his crotch was wet as Debbie put two and two together and blushed from head to toe as she squealed loudly and facepalmed into her lawn chair as everyone else laugh.

"Cut! Can someone clean that off of Debbie's back? And get Joseph some new set of swim trunks?" An exasperated Vgn says as Rachel perked up and stood up from her lawn chair as she jumped off.

"I will handle it~," Rachel says with a perverted grin as she bends down and leaned her head down to lick off Joey's cum from Debbie's back.

"Oh my god! Rachael, you are so crazy!" A blushing Heidi says with a laugh as Debbie felt mortified while Joseph once again pitched a tent from the sexy sight of his girlfriend licking off his cum from his other girlfriend's back as he bit his lip and turned to the others.

"Can I please take a quick 20 Minute break?"

"Ditto," Legion says while walking over to grab Heidi and Theresa as Joseph grabbed Debbie and Rachel as they ran off with the Girls giggling in delight and anticipation.

"Ugh, I hate working with hormonal kids. They are almost as bad as Anne and Dereck from Amphibia 13 are." Vgn says as his Workers gave him a deadpanned frown. "...Nah, I take it back. They are way worse."

[Blooper #4]

"Well, not in the Bathrooms," Joseph says with a sly smirk as Legion smirked back and nodded before they ran over to the Bathrooms as the Duo tried to open the Boys' Bathroom Door, only to fail as it was locked.

"Cut! Who's using the bathrooms?!" Vgn asked with an angry glare while using his megaphone.

"Sorry, sorry, the bathroom in our lot was damaged." Starla from Aurora in the Loud House says while phasing through the door.

"But those Bathrooms aren't real! Just props!"

"...Oh...sorry," Starla says with a sheepish grin as a bewildered Joseph turned to him.

"Wait, how do you poop exactly? I thought you were made of light?"

"You know, it's rude to ask a lady what they do in the bathroom," Starla says with a huff and a glare as she flew off.

[Blooper #5]

(Take 1)

"Ninja Boomerangs!" Ninja thought to himself with a cocky grin while reaching into his Ninja Suit to pull out his Ninja Boomerangs as he tossed them forward, and they flew through the air...but then flew back to collide against Joseph's face, causing him to yelp in pain as he crashed down into the ground.

(Take 2)

"Ninja Boomerangs!" Ninja thought to himself with a cocky grin while reaching into his Ninja Suit to pull out his Ninja Boomerangs as he tossed them forward, and they flew through the air...but then flew back to fly past a surprised Joseph as the Ninja Boomerangs collided against his ass. "Ow! Oh, come on! I'm still sensitive from what happened in the first scene!" Ninja screamed with an annoyed glare as he rubbed his bruised ass.

(Take 3)

"Ninja Boomerangs!" Ninja thought to himself with a cocky grin while reaching into his Ninja Suit to pull out his Ninja Boomerangs as he tossed them forward, and they flew through the air...but then flew back to fly past a surprised Joseph as the Ninja Boomerangs ended up colliding against one of the stage lights.

"Okay, this was funny at first, but now you are breaking my stuff. Joseph, have you been practicing on how to use a boomerang like I told you to do this weekend?" Vgn asked with a scowl as a pouting Joseph turned to him.

"It's hard using a boomerang, okay?! Give me a fucking break!"

~{End of Bloopers}~

That's about it. I hope you enjoyed the bloopers for Chapter 5 of Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1...anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.