Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1! I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, and the OCs Legion DuBois and the SamuraiNomicon belong entirely to 9655.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
The way to forget is to remember
The NinjaNomicon and SamuraiNomicon's Lesson For the Day rang out across their minds as we see a closed-eyed Joseph and Legion sitting inside of a Ninja/Samurai Dojo inside of their respective Nomicons while sitting back to back with their legs in a lotus position as Nomi and Sammy sat in front of them while copying their movements as Joseph and Legion hummed thoughtfully...but were distracted by the Ninja feeling something on his face, distracting them long enough for the boys to be whooshed out of the NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon.
"Arwoooh!" The Boys exclaimed with their minds being transported back into their bodies as we see the Boys sitting on their desks in their Homeroom Classroom at Norrisville Highschool and open their eyes to see Theresa sitting near them as Rachel stood in front of them while leaning towards her crush with her tongue sticking out of her mouth in concentration as she held up a makeup kit.
"Rach, what are you doing?" A bewildered Legion asked as Rachel flinched and smiled sheepishly as Joseph narrowed his eyes at her suspiciously.
"You were gonna make us look like clowns, weren't you?"
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...I was going to going to give you both a makeover." Rachel stated cheerfully as Joseph and Legion shared a concerned look and shivered in disgust as the Boys proceeded to hide their NinjaNomicons and SamuraiNomicons in their backpacks.
"What were you two doing in the Nomicons anyway?" Theresa asked curiously as she then squealed excitedly. "Wait, were you two doing some awesome early morning Ninja and Samurai Training?" A starry-eyed Theresa asked with even Rachel looking excited as well as Legion sighed heavily and turned to them.
"Look, Girls, you think being the Samurai and Ninja is all about slashing, flipping, punching, and kicking, but it's not always all fun and games," Legion says seriously as Joseph nods while leaning back against his chair.
"Yeah, being the Ninja and Samurai is awesome, but every so often, our heroing takes us to a wicked gross place I call, 'The Shnasty Zone'," Joseph says as he and Legion begin telling Rachel and Theresa about their gross and horrifying misadventures when they were patrolling as the Ninja and the Samurai.
~[Flashback 1]~
The Ninja and the Samurai can be seen chasing after a stream of green stank while running through the ventilation system as they are both amazed at how huge the vents are, but then their attention is caught by some small commotion in a nearby vent as the Boys peered through it and grimaced as they spotted the School's Janitor scooping up some used gum and ate it as he blew on it, revealing a bug crawling around it as the Ninja and Samurai shivered in disgust.
~[Flashback 2]~
The Ninja and the Samurai were chasing after a Robo Lizard through the halls of Norrisville after school and were about to catch it...but then stopped at the very bizarre sight of Principal Slimovitz walking around while wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, a big diaper, and a pair of cowboy boots as he threw a couple of finger guns.
"Yee-haw! I'm a big baby cowboy!" Principal Slimovitz says while blowing on his fingers as he then placed them on his diapers and stalked off, not knowing that Joseph, Legion, and even the Robo Lizard were staring at this with traumatized looks on their faces as they did NOT want to see whatever weird fetish that their teacher liked.
~[Flashback 3]~
A Robo Ape grunted angrily as he ran through the backyard of Norrisville High with Ninja and Samurai chasing after him as they were about to slice him to bits...but then the Robo Ape spotted something through the windows and stopped to look through it, causing Joseph and Legion to skid to a stop as they were bewildered by this and decided to curiously look through the window to see the Lunch Lady grinding up road-killed animals and serving them as part of Taco Tuesdays as the Trio stumbled back in shock and the Robo Ape began barfing up oil and bolts as a pair of green-faced Ninja and Samurai raised their mask and helmet enough to reveal their mouth as they proceed to throw up as well.
~[Flashback 4]~
The Ninja can be seen perched on top of a pillar as he looks around for any sign of trouble until Joseph flinches in shock as he gets a good look of the Girls' Locker Room and spots one of the popular girls being completely naked as she was shaving her heavy blonde bush and the Ninja gagged in disgust with a blush as he jumped off.
~[Flashback 5]~
The Samurai can be seen fighting against a Robo Assassin in a random classroom and was tackled into the floor as he growled angrily...but then winced as Legion spotted the underside of Doug's desk covered with used boogers as he gagged.
~[Present Time]~
"Ugh, gross, I am so happy that I don't eat at the cafeteria." A gagging Rachel says as Theresa struggles not to throw up.
"Yeah, but not everything we see is gross..." Legion says while looking away with a big blush on his face as he and Joseph were investigating where the Sorcerer's Prison was and ended up accidentally stumbled into the Girls' Locker Room as they spotted the Girls coming out of the showers while being and wearing nothing but towels and Legion mumbled, 'When did this school get a lot more interesting?' as Joseph got a nosebleed and a hard-on.
"Anyway, the reason that we went into the Nomicons was to see if there was some way to unremember that stuff. Like a mind-wipe or something like that." Joseph says with Legion looking away subtly as Rachel groans and facepalms.
"Ugh, I could really use a mind-wipe right now, guys. Do you know that stupid Whoopee World commercial?" Rachel asked with a small glare while pointing at her head as she then gripped her hair in frustration and annoyance. "I keep getting it stuck in my head! Whenever I hear it, I can't think of anything else!" Rachel yelled as Joseph, Legion, and Theresa shared a look...before grinning mischievously as they turned to the petite cute girl, who was briefly confused by their looks...before her pupils shrunk in horror as Rachel realized what was going to happen. "Guys, no."
"..."
"Have mercy!"
"..."
"Guys, please, I'm begging here!"
"..."
"Don't you dare!"
"..."
"DON'T YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!"
"Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" A panicking and irritated Rachel yelled while covering her ears to try and drown out her friends singing as she turned around to run away, and Joseph and the others shared a laugh as they shook their heads.
~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song}~
Joseph:
For eight hundred years, the city of Norrisville has been protected by a Ninja.
The city of Norrisville was in chaos as monsters, thugs, and supervillains were rampaging across the city, destroying everything in sight as the villains smiled sinisterly at a crowd of scared civilians as the people of Norrisville cowered before the villains but then beamed as they stared up at the sky with hopeful/relieved looks on their faces. Dumbfounded by their sudden hopefulness, the villains looked and gasped in fear as they saw the Ninja standing on top of the Norrisville Highschool with an angry look on his face.
The villains trembled fearfully against his gaze as the Ninja brought out his swords and twirled them around before pointing them in the villain's direction as he glared at them determinedly. The bad guys tried to flee, but no one could escape from the Ninja's wrath as he leaped off from the building and flew toward the scared villains and he let out a war cry. After a few hours of brutally defeating every villain in his way, the city was finally at peace again as the citizens cheered for their hero, and the worn-out Ninja waved at them before smokebombing away as the smoke filled the area.
Joseph:
But no one knows that every four years...a new warrior was chosen
The smoke then disappears to reveal Nomi standing in front of Norrisville High while holding the NinjaNomicon in her hands as it glowed brightly with magical energy as Nomi smiled at the readers before opening the book as a massive amount of black/blue ribbons flew out of it, and they all started flying towards the Norrisville School.
Rachel, Debbie, and Nomi:
Go, Ninja!
Breaking through the doors, the massive amounts of black/blue ribbons flew past the startled students as they flew through the hallway and reached a classroom with the Messenger standing outside the room as the young man tips his hat to cover his eyes and pointed inside as the ribbons spotted Joseph inside the empty classroom with his friends, Rachel and Debbie, standing beside him.
Joseph:
A freshman to fight the forces of evil
Wiggling around in excitement, the black/blue ribbons raced past the surprised girls as they grabbed onto a shocked Joseph and lifted him into the air as the black/blue ribbons began to wrap themselves around his slim body, and Joey slowly started transforming into the Ninja as Rachel and Debbie watched on in shock from the sidelines.
Joseph:
My name is Joseph Williams...and I am the Norrisville Ninja!
When the transformation is finished, we see the Ninja standing in place as he leaps up and twists himself in the air as he lands back on the ground with the sheer force of his landing cracking the floor below him as the Ninja stoically stands up and pulled out his metal staff as he twirled it around and struck the ground as he posed for a bit before reaching into one of his pockets to pull out a...
Joseph:
Smokebomb!
Blue smoke covers the area as we see the Ninja performing various heroic acts that range from saving a cat from a tree to stopping a bank robbery and even stopping a magical sorcerer from taking over the world with his monster army.
Rachel:
What the hey!
Come on, you!
What the juice!
He's so bruce!
A heavily bruised-up Joseph and Legion panted as the Teenage Warriors stood around in a large swamp while facing a big muscular spiky red-haired man with both of them not wearing their Ninja Suit and Samurai Armor as the evil swamp man had their friends held hostage. The Mysterious Man grinned evilly as he pointed his gun at the girls and ordered Joseph and Legion to hand over their Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet as Legion gritted his teeth angrily while Joey glared at him furiously but reluctantly did what he said as the teenager took out his Ninja Mask and tossed it over at the man with Legion doing the same begrudgingly as he tossed over his Samurai Gauntlet.
Grabbing the Magical Items, the mysterious man stared down at the Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet, mystified as he ran his disgusting hands all over the Ninja Mask's magical fabric and the Samuari Gauntlet's magical metal frame as Joseph and Legion demanded him to release their girls, but the man only grinned at the young teen sinisterly as he points his gun back at Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa as the Mysterious Man pulls the trigger with the Boy's eyes widen in shock/horror as their horrified expressions were quickly replaced with sheer determination and anger.
Sprinting forward, Joseph and Legion rushed over to the girls and managed to save them by using their bodies as a shield to protect them from the bullets as they pierced through their stomachs, and Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa could only watch in horror/misery as Joey placed his hand on his stomach in agony and coughed out blood while Legion nearly dropped down into the ground barfed out blood as the evil man smirked and walked over to the bleeding teenagers as he pushed them into a swamp, and blood stained the water as the swamp man laughed evilly while the girls could only weep in sorrow for their boyfriends' death.
Debbie:
That's the cheese!
Ninja, please!
Ninja, rock!
Don't stop!
The Ninja grunted in pain as he was kicked away by another teenager, who was wearing a samurai outfit, and crashed landed on the roof of a train as the Samurai-dressed teen stoically walked over to him and pulled out his sword to slice off Joey's head as the Ninja reacted quickly and closed his eyes in concentration as his suit changes color from blue to crystal blue, and Joey swiftly generated an ice shield to block the fatal sword strike as he then pushed the samurai warrior off of him.
Stumbling in his steps, the Samurai Teenager was shocked by Joseph's display of magical power as the Ninja leaped up back onto the ground and stood in a fighting stance as his suit's colors changed from crystal blue to pure white, and the Ninja slowly generated a whip made out of electricity as he then wrapped the Samurai Warrior with his whip and his hands glowed with electricity as the Ninja started electrocuting the samurai warrior as his opponent screamed in pain and agony.
Nomi:
What the hey!
Come on, you!
Deep inside the NinjaNomicon, we see a shirtless Joseph standing in the middle of a meadow as he faces a giant doodle dragon, and the large drawing roared down at him, but Joseph isn't scared as he stoically cupped his hands and a bright yellow sphere appeared as Joey concentrated on charging up his energy. Nomi sat a few feet ahead of him as she eyed her current warrior closely while strumming her doodle ukulele as sweat dripped down from Joseph's forehead and the young teen grunted in effort as he then threw out his hands, and a giant beam of yellow energy flew towards the fake dragon.
Legion:
Do it, Ninja!
What the juice!
The monster stared at the beam of energy impassively before widening his eyes in shock as, at the last possible minute, the beam of energy shaped itself into a giant golden dragon, and the magical dragon roared as it then pierced through the doodle dragon's heart and a massive explosion occurred. Panting heavily from the overused energy, Joseph fell down as he took deep breaths and caught his breath as he looked up at Nomi and grinned at her as the NinjaNomicon smiled and nodded proudly as Joseph promptly fell down in exhaustion and passed out as Nomi sweatdrops at the sight of her knocked out student before shaking her head as she continued playing her ukelele and waited for her student to wake up to continue training.
Rachel, Debbie, Nomi, and Legion:
He's a hero!
Come on, fighter!
Just a freshman...and a Ninja!
Back at Norrisville High, we see Joey, Rachel, Debbie, and Legion standing near the lockers, just minding their business, when suddenly green stank flew out of the vents as they flew into the innocent students'/teachers' bodies and possessed them as they slowly transformed into horrifying, grotesque monsters. The teenagers gasped in shock at this before narrowing their eyes in determination as the girls hugged the boys, covering them from public view as Joey and Legion swiftly transformed into the Ninja and the Samurai as Rachel and Debbie gave their boyfriend a few good luck kisses before the Ninja and the Samurai runs off to confront the Stankified Teenage Monsters.
The citizens of Norrisville backup in fear as the horde of monsters slowly stalked over them with evil glints in their eyes as they were led by the great and powerful Sorceror as the ancient magic-user laughed maniacally at the look of pure fear in their faces, only for everybody to suddenly start cheering in relief as McFist and Viceroy appeared, thinking that he arrived to save them, but much to their shock/surprise, McFist grins at them sinisterly as he orders his assistant Viceroy to back the Sorcerors army up with his own army and the mad scientist nodded, eager to show off his inventions as Viceroy pressed a button on his tablet and soon enough an army of mechanical and mutant robots appeared as they stood beside the monster army.
The citizens felt their hope die at the sight of the most beloved man in town betraying them as they fell to their knees and were about to surrender to their fate, until suddenly a puff of blue smoke covered the area as the Ninja and the Samurai appeared, standing in a classic ninja and samurai poses as the entire population of Norrisville started cheered at the sight of their true heroes as the Ninja and the Samurai slowly looked up at the army that he was going against and glared at them fearlessly as Joey and Legion closed their eyes in concentration.
The crowd of people was confused about what he was doing until suddenly a rainbow aura covered the teenagers' bodies as a tornado appeared below them and slowly lifted the Ninja and the Samurai up into the air as everybody watched on with shock/awe as Joseph's Ninja Suit and Legion's Samurai Armor keeps changing color rapidly with Ninja's scarves wiggling around excitedly as four more scarves popped out.
Grunting, Joseph let out a fierce roar as one of his scarfs was set on fire while another one was frozen solid as his third scarf began spinning around rapidly and began to form strong winds as his fourth scarf pulled out and levitated multiple small rocks from the ground below as they stuck themselves against his scarf and it slowly started forming into a rock-like scythe as the Ninja's fifth scarf wiggled madly and water squirted out of it as it wrapped around the scarf and formed into a spiked mace as his last scarf sparkled with electricity as it whipped around violently with the speed of lightning!
Narrowing his eyes in determination, Legion let out a loud battle cry as his armor broke apart and various metal plates flew around him as multiple trails of electricity, plants, acid, and wood flew out of the plates as they whirled around Legion's form before they flew over to impact against his body and a huge purple chi-like aura formed around him as a glaring Samurai floated in place.
With their transformation sequences now complete, Joseph opened his eyes, revealing them to be completely white with fox-like pupils, and Legion opened up his eyes as well to reveal that they were pupilless and glowing a hot purple energy as the young teenage boys glanced down at the army and glare at them as the Ninja raised his elemental scarfs and the Samurai summoned his aura purple sword and the Teenage Warriors flew toward them as the villains were frightened at first before quickly regaining their nerves as they ran after the flying ninja, and both the heroes and the villains let out loud battle cries as they raised their arms and they then slammed their fists together as a huge shockwave rang out across the city!
An epic battle occurred as both sides struggled to overpower each other, but in the end, the Ninja and the Samurai won the day as a heavily battered and injured Joseph and Legion stood on top of a pile of knocked out/dead villains as the panting Teenge Warriors glanced down at the citizens of Norrisivile and raised their fists in victory as everybody started cheering for their heroes. The Ninja and the Samurai grunted in pain as they could barely stand up at this point, but after spotting their girls giving them scared yet proud looks, Joseph and Legion found the energy to smile at them weakly as the Ninja shakily stood up and reached into his suit as he pulls out a...
Joseph:
Smokebomb!
Throwing down a smokebomb, a massive cloud of blue smoke covered the area as it slowly disappeared to reveal the Ninja and the Samurai standing up on top of the logo of the story with Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa standing beside the Teenage Warriors and they grinned at the camera as the Ninja's blue scarfs and the Samurai's helmet red head bandana blew into the wind majestically.
~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song Over}~
"Ugh, I could go the rest of my life without hearing about the grossest parts about Joseph and Legion's Gross Adventures." A groaning Debbie says while holding up a bunch of boxes filled with stacks of files as we see her and Theresa making their way down the hallway of Norrisville Highschool.
"Yeah, sorry, I had to say something to distract you from your thoughts," Theresa says while holding her books as Debbie sighed heavily.
"I appreciate that. Look, you see these files? These are from an undercover mission that I'm doing to try and expose McFist for who he is, but so far, I'm unsuccessful." Debbie says while gesturing at her box as she lowers her head and groans. "McFist is apparently very good at hiding his tracks and what sucks is that I promised Heidi that I will have something for her web show today," Debbie said with a worried look as Theresa gave her a warm and reassuring look.
"Don't worry, Debs, I know that you will come up with a story soon before Heidi shows up."
"...So it turns out Becky's just a little bloated, not pregnant with Mitch's child, so it was all a huge misunderstanding. My mistake." Heidi says with a giggle while appearing out of nowhere and holding a red tablet as she wore a black hat that had a camera attached to it and was recording live. "Now, let's talk about-Oh! Debbie Kang! There you are!" A beaming Heidi says as she runs over to the shocked girls. "I'm so glad that I was able to catch you, I'm in the middle of my show and I was wondering if you could tell me and our live fans about what the thing you uncovered. You were so eager to tell me." Heidi says while turning the camera to face Debbie, who freezes in her tracks as she sweats nervously.
"Errr, well, you see about that-,"
"Come on, Debs, don't leave my audience, what juicy stories do you have to tell us?" Heidi asked with a smirk as Debbie flinched and grimaced as she was about to say something, but then-
"Hey, Debbie! Why don't you tell everyone about what you discovered about our school." Theresa says while subtly pointed over at a poster of the Ninja and the Samurai, posing together as Debbie perked up and nodded, realizing what her friend was planning as she turned to Heidi.
"Yeah, you won't believe the crazy things that I have found out about this school. Like, for instance, did you know that Principal Slimovitz has a secret fetish? Because, after school, our seemingly normal principal likes to mosey around in nothin' but a ten-gallon hat and diaper."
"Nuh-uh!" A gasping Heidi asked as Debbie nodded smugly, and we cue over to a stunned Principal Slimovitz, who was staring up at a monitor in shock and horror as all of the students around him either began laughing at him or cringing in disgust as they backed away from him.
"After school is me time!" Principal Slimovitz whined while stomping his foot on the ground childishly with a huge blush on his face as he proceeded to walk into a room and slammed the door shut behind him.
"Alright, alright, that was pretty juicy," Heidi said with a big grin on her face as she leaned forward. "Anything else?"
"Well, you know about Taco Tuesday? They oughta rename it Roadkill Tuesday." Theresa said slyly while pretending to check her nails as Heidi gasped sharply with a green face as her audience began eating up what the Girls were dishing out, and we then fast forward in time as we see the whole group, minus Heidi, making their way to the Norrisville Cafeteria and entered the room as, immediately, everyone turned to them and smiled widely at Debbie and Theresa.
"Awesome gossip, Girls! I can't believe how gross Doug and the School Janitor are!"
"You saved us from eating chipmunk-changas!"
"I can't believe that Trishia has a bush! That's hilarious!" Various Students cheered as, one by one, they all began clapping slowly with Doug glaring at the Girls discretely as Joseph gasped in shock and pointed at Debby and Theresa.
"That's the slow clap! You girls are getting the slow clap!"
"You two are practically famous now!" A starry-eyed Rachel yelled as Debbie beamed proudly while Theresa giggled as they made their way over to sit down on a table.
"He, he, well, we can't take all of the credit," Theresa says as Debbie nods in agreement while giving the Boys a grateful look.
"Yeah, it's thanks to you two that I was able to give something interesting to Heidi earlier. Thanks for saving my ass." Debbie says as Joseph smirks and Legion smiles cheekily.
"You're welcome, girls," Legion says as Joseph nods.
"Yeah, whenever you need to meet your quote, just come to us and we will give you something juicy to report."
"Ooh, yeah, that's a good idea, Joseph! Thank you!" An excited Debbie says while standing up from her seat as she goes over to hug Joseph and kiss his cheek, causing him to blush as Heidi suddenly appears and walks over to sit down on Debbie's former seat as she places her computer on the table.
"Debbie, my page views are through the roof! I need more gossip, and I need it in three, two..."
"Wait, what?! Heidi, stop, I'm not ready yet-,"
"Hello, peeps! It's your BFF, Heidi Weirneman here with Deep Dishes Debbie and Theresa!" Heidi yelled while aiming her computer over to face Debbie and Theresa as she then grinned slyly. "And it seems that Debbie here is getting close to Joseph there. Can it be that we have a new couple in Norrisville High?" Heidi asked with a teasing tone while pressing a button on the computer to make 'Oooooohhhhhiiiiiing' noises as both Joseph and Debbie blushed.
"Uh, Heidi?" Theresa asked nervously as she raised her arm. "I don't think this is the right time to-,"
"Anyway, Girls, everyone's dying to know what other juicy gossip you got. Let's hear it..." Heidi trails off as she waits for the girls to give the school more gossip with Debbie looking nervous and sweating as Theresa was trembling awkwardly. "...come on, girls, spit it out." A slightly impatient Heidi says as Doug nods while stepping forward.
"Yeah, Debbie, don't you have anything more embarrassing to reveal?" Doug asked angrily, still pissed off that Debbie revealed to the whole school about his booger collection as Joseph's Best Friend whimpered, and her eyes shifted around anxiously.
"Uh...uh...uh..." Debbie says cluelessly while glancing over at Theresa for help with said girl turning to the Boys as Joseph and Legion could only shrug helplessly, not having any more Ninja and Samurai Gossip to say as Doug learned over to glare into a shaky Debbie's eyes.
"Come on, Debbie Kang, don't embarrass yourself here.. You must know a couple of secrets or something. Something that nobody knows. A couple of things that a couple of people who confided in you that you're not supposed to tell anyone...unless, of course, you don't have anything to tell. I guess that you're not a real reporter after all."
"I AM A REAL REPORTER, YOU FUCKTARD!" A furious Debbie screamed while getting off Joseph's lap as she landed down on the ground. "YOU GUYS WANT SOME REAL GOSSIP?! FINE! I KNOW WHO THE NINJA IS AND THERESA KNOWS WHO THE SAMURAI IS!" A scowling Debbie snapped...before realizing what she said and covered her mouth in horror and shock as everyone gasped in shock, and Joseph and Legion looked comically shocked with their jaws dropped and their skin paled as Heidi winced and sweated awkwardly as she then had the computer face her.
"Uh...if you guys want the Deep Dish, you'll have to tune in tomorrow for Deep Dishes Debbie and Theresa!" Heidi says nervously as she shuts off her web show prematurely, and, after fast forwarding in time, we see a panicking Joseph and Legion running into the Norrisville Library as they make their way over to sit down on a table and reach underneath to reach into their bags to pull out their NinjaNomicon and SamuraiNomicon.
"Need a mind wipe, need a mind wipe, need a mind wipe, need a mind wipe, need a mind wipe, need a mind wipe, need a mind wipe, need a mind wipe, need a mind wipe, need a mind wipe!" The Boys exclaimed in unison while placing the NinjaNomicon and SamuraiNomicon on the table as they then opened the books, and the Nomicons glowed a bright blue/purple.
"Arwoooh!" Joseph and Legion exclaimed in unison while feeling their bodies going limp as they faceplanted onto the Nomicons and the Boys were magically sucked into the NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon as the Duo fell through numerous pages and pictures of ninjas, samurai, and monsters before the Boys landed on a couple of chairs that were placed in a small paper house that had Japanese Writing and Joseph and Legion were surprised to see that Nomi and Sammy were nowhere in sight as a familiar message appeared in front of them
The way to forget is to remember
"Not a mind wipe!" Joseph snapped while swiping the message away as Legion facepalmed and groaned loudly as the Boys were then violently whooshed out of the NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon as they appeared back in the real world and spotted Rachel trying to draw something on their faces again as the Boys glared at her annoyance before spotting a sheepish Debbie and Theresa standing before them as a glaring Heidi was putting away her laptop.
"What were you gonna do this time? Write 'Ninja' and 'Samurai' on our foreheads?" Joseph asked dryly as an annoyed Heidi turned to Debbie.
"Seriously, why did you think it was a good idea to reveal that you and Theresa know who the Ninja and the Samurai are?"
"Yeah, that was pretty dumb, even by my standards." Rachel pointed out as Debbie moaned loudly and facepalmed.
"I know, I know, but Doug psyched me out and I panicked."
"Please tell me that you guys have a way to fix this mess." An anxious Theresa says to the Boys as everyone turns around to leave the library.
"Oh, yeah, like we could mind-wipe the whole town," Joseph stated calmly.
"Really?" An excited Heidi and Rachel asked with hopeful eyes.
"EXCEPT THERE IS NO MIND WIPE!" Joseph snapped in frustration and anger as an irritated Legion swatted him in the back of his head just as they left Norrisville Highschool as they began walking down the sidewalk.
"Joey, chillax, we will figure something out, but first, we have a big problem right now. No doubt McFist saw Heidi's show, so he might come after the girls," A distressed yet calm Legion says as Debbie nods seriously.
"Indeed, which is why we should all sleep over at the same place to keep an eye out and make sure that McFist won't try to kidnap us.
"Ms. Kang and Ms. Flowers? Your limousine is here," A Chauffeur says while standing in front of a limo as he opens the door for the girls.
"Ah, good, let's go, guys," Debbie says while she and Theresa hurriedly get into the limo as Joseph and the others are about to do the same but then stop as the Gang all realize something.
"Girls? Neither of you own a limo." Joseph says as Theresa slowly rolls down the window and turns to him with Debbie popping her head out in the background.
"It just occurred to us that neither of us owns a limo." Theresa says with a nervous tone just as a giant metal claw suddenly grabs the limo as it is pulled up into the sky and the shocked group glances up to see the limo being pulled inside of the McFist Aircraft as it then takes off into the air while leaving behind the McFist Symbol...they have no idea about the word 'Subtley', huh?
"McFist!" Joseph and Legion hissed angrily with narrowed eyes as they then turned to a stunned Rachel and Heidi. "Stay here! We're going after the Girls!" Joseph and Legion exclaimed in unison as Rachel and Heidi nodded as they went over to hug the Boys to cover them from view and hide their transformations.
{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence}
Lifting up his arms into the air, a determined Joseph puts on his Ninja Mask as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins, and the laughing black-haired teenager spread out his arms as various amounts of large black/blue ribbons magically emerged out of the Ninja Mask and started whirling around Joseph's form rapidly like a mini-tornado as the teenage Ninja slowly levitated up from the ground, and a bunch of large/small Ninja Symbols appeared.
Grinning slyly, Joseph held out his arms and closed his eyes as several black/blue ribbons wrapped around his arms before doing the same with his legs, stomach, and chest as, once the Young Ninja was decked out in a skintight black jumpsuit, Joey whirled around and a small hole could be seen appearing in the back of the teenager's Ninja Mask as it allowed his long black hair to pop out before it was swiftly tied up into a low hanging ponytail as it flew in the wind.
Whirling around again, a stoic-looking Joseph spreads out his arms and legs again as two long blue scarfs magically materialized into existence and wrapped around his neck as a blue slash also appeared and wrapped around his waist as well as blue markings began magically appearing all across the Ninja's Suit and, when it reaches his chest, a symbol of a large number 9 appeared on his chest as it glowed brightly and a smirking Joseph opened his eyes as he then got himself into a fighting stance and began throwing multiple rapid punches and kicks into the air, whacking all of the Ninja Symbols away as Joey then leaped up into the air and was able to kick away the large Ninja Symbol behind him with a powerful grunt as the Ninja then crash-landed onto the ground and lowered himself into a crouch as he glared at the readers with a serious, cool expression on his face as his blue scarfs blew majestically in the wind.
{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence Over}
{Legion DuBois's Samurai Transformation Sequence}
Lifting up his arms into the air, a glaring Legion placed his Samurai Gauntlet onto his arm as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins, and the dark purple-haired man spread out his arms as various amounts of silver metal armor magically emerged out of the Samurai Gauntlet and whirled around Legion's body as he slowly floated up into the air and a bunch of large/small Samurai Symbols appeared.
Narrowing his eyes stoically, Legion struck a pose and allowed the silver armor to cover up his body, and he now could be seen wearing a pair of big thick silver shoulder pads, a silver chest plate with black accents, silver chainmail with a long-sleeved black shirt underneath, brown straps on his arms and black gloves, a brown belt with several brown pouches attached to it, marron shorts, and a pair of leg-length black armored boots.
Whirling around again, a glaring Legion held out his arms as a medieval silver helmet with a long red ribbon attached to it, and it also has a silver/black visor, appeared in his hands as he swiftly put on his helmet and, once he was fully suited up, Legion falls down to land on the ground as he began striking various fighting poses before sticking a heroic pose as the Samurai glared at the readers seriously with his head ribbon flowing in the wind.
{Legion DuBois's Samurai Transformation Sequence Over}
"Hang in there, Deep Dish, we're coming for you!"
"Ugh...goddamn it, Doug...the next time I see him, I'm going to kick him in the balls..." An angry Debbie says as we see her and Theresa being hung in the air by a giant metal black claw somewhere in McFist Industries with a bunch of caged Robo Animals barking or snarling at them as the intercom near them blared to life and a filtered disguised male voice rang out.
"I suppose you're wondering why we brought you two here, huh?"
"Because my friend and I said that we knew who the Ninja and Samurai are?" Debbie asked dryly with a knowing tone as she looked around and spotted a large viewing room placed near them as the prussian blue-haired teenager realized that was where McFist and his Assistant Viceroy were hiding.
"...Uh...okay...but you two must be wondering how we're gonna get you to tell us, right?"
"B-By torturing u-us?" A worried and scared Theresa asked while trembling as Debbie reached over to grab her hand to comfort her.
"BY TORTURING YOU TWO!"
"That's what she said..."
"I KNOW THAT!" The Mysterious Voice, who the girls assumed to be McFist, snapped at his partner, who they also assumed to be Viceroy, as we then cue to outside, and we see the Ninja and Samurai standing on top of the roof of McFist Industries while posing heroically as their blue scarves and red ribbon blew majestically against the wind.
"Ninja and Samurai Surf!" Ninja screamed while reaching behind him to pull out his Ninja Surfboard, and he and Samurai proceeded to mount it as the Duo began sliding down the side of the building while laughing and doing epic tricks as they then spotted a nearby vent. "Ninja Scarf Swing!" Ninja shouted while reaching down to grab his scarves as he twirled them around rapidly, and they flew over to burst through the vent as Joseph grabbed onto Samurai and his Ninja Surfboard as the Duo launched themselves forward and landed inside of the vent, which seemed to be big enough to fit them both easily as Joseph hid away his surfboard.
"Ninja and Samurai Sprint!" Ninja yelled as he and Samurai began running down the vent as, suddenly, a laser wall and electricity appeared, but the Duo continued rushing forward, confident that they can deal with that...until two giant motherfucking blades appeared and began swinging around in front of them as they were also set on fire because why the fuck not. "Ninja and Samurai Fuck That! Fuck That! Fuck That! Fuck That! Fuck That! Fuck That! Fuck That! Fuck That! Fuck That! Fuck That!" Ninja exclaimed panickedly while he and Samurai skidded to a stop as they were able to narrowly stop themselves from hitting the blazing blades crotch-first as Joseph and Legion cradled their clothed privates in extreme relief.
"...Bring out the Chair of Torture!" McFist roared while sitting on his chair in his viewing room as his robot brain arm suddenly inched towards a conveniently placed red button and pressed it as it opened up the intercom communications so that Debbie and Theresa could hear McFist and Viceroy while the adults couldn't hear them. "The Rack! The Iron Maiden! The Bed of Anguish! And, uh...um...feels like I'm forgetting one..."
"I'll get my Mindreader," Viceroy stated casually with a shrug as McFist did a comical double take at him. "We can figure out what you're forgetting."
"You have a freaking Mindreader this whole time?! Why didn't you tell me?!" McFist asked furiously as Viceroy scoffed and rolled his eyes as he crossed his arms.
"You never asked! What am I supposed to be, a Mindreader...heh, you see what I did there?" Viceroy asked as Theresa giggled amusedly, enticing a deadpanned look from Debbie as her friend blushed sheepishly.
"What? That was a little bit funny." Theresa says awkwardly as we then cue back over to the Boys, and we see them clearing the path of crushers but then flinch back in surprise when they are met with more flaming blades as Ninja and Samurai compose themselves and wait for a bit before jumping through the flaming blades without getting sliced in half or suffering third degree burns as the Boys panted heavily.
"Seriously. Scariest. Vent. Ever!"
"I mean, for real, I know that they are Supervillains and are prepared, but that's just ridiculous," Samurai says with a glare before they spot a nearby vent as the Boys go over it and look through the vent as Joseph and Legion were surprised to see the Robo Apes standing in the Break Room, having a...well, break.
"Hey, it's oil o'clock somewhere, am I right?" One of the Robo Apes jokes while clinking mugs with another Robo Ape as they drunk it just as the vent cover was kicked off as the Ninja and the Samurai landed on the ground as every single Robo Ape slowly turned to them with their eyes glowing green as one of them pointed at the Boys.
"Get them!" The Robo Ape ordered as all of the Robo Apes charged over to attack Joseph and Legion, only for them to pull out their Ninja Sword and Samurai Bo Staff as they charged over to combat and defeat the Robo Apes with ease.
"Sorry fellas, break time's over!" Ninja quipped while reaching over to grab a pot of hot oil and smashed it against a Robo Ape's face, covering it in glass and hot oil as he screamed in pain while cradling his face as he then paused.
"Wait, why did that hurt me? I can't feel pain." Robo Ape says just as Samurai leaped up to kick him away, causing his head to get accidentally stuck inside a microwave as Joseph gets an idea and walks over to him.
"Let's see here...leftovers...popcorn...turkey...oh, here it is! Robo-ape!" Ninja says while pressing the button as the microwave turns on and begins heating the Robo Ape's head.
"I wonder why McFist even has that for an option on the microwave." A bewildered Samurai says as Ninja shrugs just as a ding rang out as the Robo Ape pulls his head out of the microwave as bumps appear, and his head explodes violently as Joseph and Legion dust off their hands with big smirks on their faces as they then spotted the final Robo Ape standing next to a big red button named, 'Alarm' and the Robo Ape chuckles mischievously as he goes to press it, but stopped as a sai flew over to stabbed into his head and multiple shurikens flew over to stabbed themselves against his back as the Robo Ape falls over, destroyed.
"Don't think about Ninja and Samurai. Don't think about Ninja and Samurai. Don't think about Ninja and Samurai. Don't think about Ninja and Samurai. Don't think about Ninja and Samurai. Don't think about Ninja and Samurai. Don't think about Ninja and Samurai. Don't think about Ninja and Samurai. Don't think about Ninja and Samurai. Don't think about Ninja and Samurai." Debbie and Theresa thought to themselves anxiously as they were lowered down onto the ground, and a poorly disguised Robo Ape appeared as he walked over to place two Mindreader helmets on their heads before running off as the big claw lifted them up into the air.
"We're about to discover the Ninja and Samurai's Secret Identities!" Viceroy squealed excitedly while rubbing his hands together as McFist grinned sardonically. "I can't wait to tell Mother!" Viceroy yelled while reaching over to press a button on the console as the ceiling above them opened up...and a VERY small screen lowered down as McFist stared at it in disbelief, shock, and anger.
"That's it?! That's the Mindreader?! Couldn't have made it any smaller?!"
"I could have, but then you wouldn't have been able to see anything," Viceroy retorted back sassily as he placed his hands on his hips, and we cue back over to the Girls, who were struggling not to think about the boys as they then a loud hiss and glanced up to see the Ninja and Samurai hanging above them on the open ceiling as Debbie and Theresa perked up happily as they gasped.
"Ninja!/Samurai!"
"Don't worry, Girls, we're coming to save you," Samurai says reassuringly as he and Ninja proceed to slide down the claw that's holding the Girls and are about to reach them, only for a bunch of glowing hot red lasers to appear above Debbie and Theresa as the Boyss quickly stop with Joseph's blue scarves hitting the lasers as it got burnt.
"Damn it, we can't get through," Ninja says with an annoyed hiss while wrapping his blue scarves around his neck as he and Samurai flip upside down. "These lasers are only big enough to stick our heads through." Ninja pointed out as he and Samurai lowered their heads through the glowing hot red lasers to face Debbie and Theresa as we cue back over to the Supervillains, and we see Viceroy turning on the Mindreader as he and McFist were about to find out the Ninja and Samurai's Secret Identities, only for two Robo-Apes to appear and knock them away so that they could see what was going on the screen.
"DOWN IN FRONT, YOU BANANA-EATING TRASHCANS!"
"Ninja, Samurai, we haven't sold you two out. We would NEVER sell you two out..." Debbie trailed off reassuringly as Ninja and Samurai were relieved that their friends didn't expose their Secret Identities to their Mortal Enemies. "...buuut, they have a mindreader, so there's a pretty good chance that we are gonna sell you two out."
"WHAT?!"
"So, uh, guys? Remember what you told us earlier about the whole Mindwipe thing? I think that will be a good option right about now." Theresa says nervously as Ninja groans loudly.
"There is no Mind Wipe!" Ninja snapped in exasperation as he groaned. "All the Nomi and Sammy said was..."
"...the way to forget...is to remember..." Samurai whispered out the last part in realization with Ninja looking to be in the same boat as they shared a look and nodded.
"Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee!" Samurai sang as Theresa looked confused.
"Why would you do that? What's the point of singing that distracting...ohhhhhhhhhhhhh." Theresa asked before her eyebrows rose in understanding as Joseph, who knows that his Friend can't get distracted that easily, pulled up his Ninja Mask enough to reveal his mask and lowered his head enough to give Debbie a kiss on the mouth as she yelped in surprise with her head going fully red as the teenage girl then composed herself and moaned loudly as Debbie eagerly kissed Joseph back.
"Show me the Ninja and Samurai!" McFist snapped while he and Viceroy ran over to push the Robo Apes out of the way as his Mad Scientist reached over to press the first button on the Mindreader on Theresa's Brain, and it showed her and her friends singing the Whoopie Comercial Jingle to a annoyed and panicking Rachel. "...What is that? Some sort of song?" A bewildered McFist asked as Viceroy hummed thoughtfully and began checking the other channels as he frowened.
"It's the only thing on her mind,"
"The only thing? Nothing else?!" McFist asked aggressively as Viceroy nodded. "Grrrrrr, fine, check her friend then!" McFist ordered as Viceroy nodded and pressed the first button on the Mindreader on Debbie's brain...and both men went bugged out in shock as they spotted a naked Debbie residing on a heart-shaped bed with a group of Josephs standing/lying around her as she gave two Josephs handjobs while giving a third Joseph a blowjob as a fourth and fifth Josephs were thrusting their dicks into her vagina and ass respectively.
"...Viceroy? Destroy the Mindreader, take the Girls back to the school, and prepare the bleach." McFist ordered as a pale-faced Viceroy nodded, hoping that they wouldn't get in trouble with the FBI due to seeing a couple of naked underage teenagers having sex with each other as we then fast forward in time, and we cue back over to Norrisville Highschool as a bored Rachel and Heidi could be seen waiting around just as Joseph and Legion slide back into view as McFist's Limo was dropped in front of them and Debbie and Theresa could be seen stumbling out as they all began casually walking away.
"Guys? We want to say that we're sorry." Theresa said as Debbie nodded with a regretful look on her face.
"Yeah, I know that Doug egged me to reveal your secret, but I should've kept my cool."
"Hey, girls, don't worry," Joseph says reassuringly as Legion nodded.
"Yeah, we are cool," Legion says as he then grows angry. "But first, we got to find Doug and beat him up for what he did."
"Definitely," Heidi stated firmly as Rachel nodded...but then narrowed her eyes suspiciously as she glanced over at Joseph.
"...Joseph...why do you have Debbie's lipstick on your lips?" Rachel asked with a menacing tone as Joseph and Debbie flinched as they shared a look and blushed heavily as they looked away.
"Errrrrr...well...I...I...I may have to kiss Debbie in order to fool McFist and Viceroy into thinking that she doesn't know about the Ninja and Samurai's Secret Identities..." Joseph says awkwardly with Debbie shuffling around shyly as an ominous furious glow covers Rachel's body, and slowly walks over to her friend and stares up at him with a cold glare on her face...before smirking mischievously as she leaps up to land in a surprised Joseph's arms.
"Well, if Debbie got a kiss, then it's only fair that I get one too~," Rachel cooed while closing her eyes as she leaned forward and began making out with Joseph, who flinched in surprise before melting in the kiss as Debbie looked stunned by this and frowned in jealousy...before grinning slyly as an idea popped into her head.
"Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee!"
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rachel screamed in agony while separating from Joseph as she leaped off from his embrace and landed on the ground as Rachel ran off, and a sardonically laughing Debbie chased after her while still singing the Whoopie Comercial Song.
"So, anyway, with the whole school thinking that you and Debbie are going to reveal the Samurai and the Ninja's identity tomorrow thing, how about I tell everyone that you got the wrong guys and that you two don't know who the Ninja and the Samurai are?" Heidi asked Theresa as she perked up and nodded as Legion smirked and clasped his hands together.
"Welp, now that this is all wrapped up, let's go and beat up Doug...but first~," Legion says with a sly grin while going over to grab Heidi and leaning over to kiss her, much to her surprise as she then moaned and melt into the kiss as, a few minutes later, Legion then separated from her and went over to make out with a happily squealing Theresa as a blushing and dazed Joseph can be seen swaying around.
And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one!
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.