Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja! Chapter 8: Swords Quest!, a randy cunningham: 9th grade ninja fanfic

Hey, guys. Welcome to the new chapter of Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1. I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter. Also, here is the Season 1 Schedule List for the story:

Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1 Schedule List:

1) Last Stall on the Left!

2) Got Stank?

3) McFists of Fury!

4) So U Think U Can Stank?!

5) House of 1,000 Blood!

6) Gossip Girls!

7) Monster Dump!

8) Swords Quest!

9) The Tale of the Golden Doctor's Note!

10) Dawn of the Driscoll!

11) Night of the Living McFizzles!

12) Viva El Nomicons!

13) 30 Seconds to Math!

14) Monster Drill!

15) Silent Punch, Deadly Punch!

16) Stank'd to the Future!

17) Stanks Like Teen Spirit!

18) Attack of the Killer Potatoes!

19) Nukid on the Block!

20) Evil Spirit Week!

21) The Ninja, The Samurai, Debbie, and Rachel vs Jack Hammer!

22) Der Monster Klub!

23) Grave Puncher: The Movie!

24) Escape from Detention Island!

25) Bash Johnson: 11th Grade Ninja and Doug: 9th Grade Samurai!

26) Streakin' Through The City of Norrisville~!

27) Shoob Tube!

28) Raiders of the Lost Nomicons!

29) Hip Hopocalypse Now!

30) Ninja Camp!

31) Rise of the Planet of the Robo-Apes!

32) Shapeshifting Party! (Secret Stache!)

33) McFear Factor!

34) McSatchle!

35) The Ninja Identity-Part 1

36) The Ninja Supremacy-Part 2

37) Wave Slayers!

38) Plant-Topia! (Fart-Topia)

39) The Rise of the Kunoichi, the Tengu, the Dragon, and the Onna-Musha Warrior!

40) The Ninja, the Samurai, the Kunoichi, the Tengu Warrior, the Dragon Warrior, the Onna-musha Warrior, and the Sorcerer's Key!

41) Enter the Nomicons!

42) Swampy Seconds!

43) Sorcerer in Love!

44) McFreaks!

45) Lucius O'Thunderpunch!

46) Pranks for Nothing!

47) The McHugger Games!

48) Bring Me the Head of Jojo McGee! (Bring Me the Head of Ranginald Bagel!)

49) Chara Tested, William Approved! (Weinerman Tested, Cunningham Approved)

50) Sorcerer in Love 2: The Sorceress's Revenge!

51) McOne Armed and Dangerous!

52) Shloomp! There It Is!

53) Joseph Williams and Legion Dubois: 13th Century Ninja and Samurai-Part 1

54) Joseph Williams and Legion Dubois: 13th Century Ninja and Samurai-Part 2

55) Joseph Williams and Legion Dubois: 13th Century Ninja and Samurai-Part 3

That's about it. Also, I want to say that I did this chapter as a tribute to John Witherspoon, Mr Smith's first voice actor, who had died tragically. May he rest in peace...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, and the OCs Legion DuBois and the SamuraiNomicon belong entirely to 9655.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

"Man, I wonder what's taking Rachel so damn long?" A curious Legion asked as it was a normal Norrisville, and we cue over to the Norrisville Highschool as we see him, Joseph, and Debbie waiting in the hall as they were waiting for Rachel to switch out of her Band Outfit into her normal outfit after she and Joseph finished their Band practice.

"Don't worry, she should be done any second now," Debbie says just as they heard a loud screaming emitting from down the hall right where the Girls' Locker Room was as all of them groaned loudly.

"Oh, god, please don't let it be Flute Girl again."

"It's going to be Flute Girl again," Debbie says with a blank glare on her face as Legion turns to give her a pleading look.

"Please don't say that. You might jinx us."

"It's going to be Flute Girl again."

"Ugh, let's get this over with," Joseph says while reaching into his hoodie to pull out his Ninja Mask as Legion reaches into his hoodie to pull out his Samurai Gauntlet.

{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence}

Lifting up his arms into the air, a determined Joseph puts on his Ninja Mask as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins and his eyes glowed blue as the black-haired teenager spread out his arms and various amounts of large black/blue ribbons magically emerged out of the Ninja Mask as they started whirling around Joseph's form rapidly like a mini-tornado and the teenage Ninja slowly levitated up from the ground as a bunch of large/small Ninja Symbols appeared.

Grinning slyly, Joseph held out his arms and closed his eyes as several black/blue ribbons wrapped around his arms before doing the same with his legs, stomach, and chest as, once the Young Ninja was decked out in a skintight black jumpsuit, Joey whirled around, and a small hole could be seen appearing in the back of the teenager's Ninja Mask as it allowed his long blue hair to pop out before it was swiftly tied up into a low hanging ponytail as it flew in the wind.

Whirling around again, a stoic-looking Joseph spreads out his arms and legs again as two long blue scarfs magically materialized into existence and wrapped around his neck as a blue slash also appeared and wrapped around his waist as well as blue markings began magically appearing all across the Ninja's Suit and, when it reaches his chest, a symbol of a large number 9 appeared on his chest as it glowed brightly and a smirking Joseph opened his eyes as he then got himself into a fighting stance and began throwing multiple rapid punches and kicks into the air, whacking all of the Ninja Symbols away as Joey then leaped up into the air and was able to kick away the large Ninja Symbol behind him with a powerful grunt as the Ninja then crash-landed onto the ground and lowered himself into a crouch as he glared at the readers with a serious, cool expression on his face as his blue scarfs blew majestically in the wind.

{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence Over}

"Now, let's...wait, what's wrong with your eyes and hair?" A bewildered Legion asked while pointing over at a confused Ninja as a stunned Debbie reached into her pocket to pull out a compact mirror and handed it over to Joseph, who grabbed it as he was surprised to see that his eyes were now colored blue and his long hair was colored blue.

"What the heck? What happened to me?"

"No time to think about it. It's time to transform." Debbie ordered as Legion nodded.

{Legion DuBois's Samurai Transformation Sequence}

Lifting up his arm into the air, a glaring Legion placed his Samurai Gauntlet onto his arm as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins, and the dark purple-haired man spread out his arms as various amounts of silver metal armor magically emerged out of the Samurai Gauntlet and whirled around Legion's body as he slowly floated up into the air and a bunch of large/small Samurai Symbols appeared.

Narrowing his eyes stoically, Legion struck a pose and allowed the silver armor to cover up his body, and he now could be seen wearing a pair of big thick silver shoulder pads, a silver chest plate with black accents, silver chainmail with a long-sleeved black shirt underneath, brown straps on his arms and black gloves, a brown belt with several brown pouches attached to it, marron shorts, and a pair of leg-length black armored boots.

Whirling around again, a glaring Legion held out his arms as a medieval silver helmet with a long red ribbon attached to it, and it also has a silver/black visor, appeared in his hands as he swiftly put on his helmet and, once he was fully suited up, Legion falls down to land on the ground as he began striking various fighting poses before sticking a heroic pose as the Samurai glared at the readers seriously with his head ribbon flowing in the wind.

{Legion DuBois's Samurai Transformation Sequence Over}

"Smokebomb!" Joseph's voice rang out as a puff of blue smoke emerged in the hallway of Norrisville Highschool, and once the smoke faded away, the Ninja and the Samurai teleported onto the scene as they both deadpanned at the sight of a scared Rachel backing away from Flute Girl, who was now transformed into a 10-feet-tall blue tyrannosaurus-like monster with a large mouth. "Come on, Flute Girl, this is the fourth time this week!" An annoyed Ninja says just as Flute Girl roared into Rachel's face, covering it with spit as she screamed panickedly. "Ninja Flute Girl Kick!" Ninja says while leaping over to deliver a mighty kick to Flute Girl's face to send her flying away as he lands on the ground and mentally stretches one of his blue scarves to rub against Rachel's face to get rid of the spit, much to her relief as Samurai ran up to her with a blank glare on his face.

"What did Stevens do this time?"

"He was giving me some five-minute trombone lessons and Flute Girl lost her cheese." A glaring Rachel says as Ninja and Samurai nod while chasing after Flute Girl as Debbie runs up to catch up with her friend. "Debs, I think Steven and Flute Girl should see other people."

"Wait, really? Isn't that really quite out of character for you to say that when you usually encourage the art of love and for people to work out their relationship issues?" Debbie asked as Rachel gave her a flat look.

"Well, you haven't had to run for your life for three days in a row 'cause of said issues."

~[Flashback #1]~

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rachel screamed panickedly while wearing her Band Outfit as she was running across the Norrisville Highschool Football Field with a Stanked Up Flute Girl chasing after her as, thankfully, her faithful hero appeared on the scene.

"Ninja Scarf Save!" Ninja says while swinging through the air with the help of his Ninja Scarves as he swings over to yank Rachel away to safety.

~[Flashback #2]~

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rachel screamed panickedly while running out of the Norrisville Highschool with a Stanked Up Flute Girl chasing after her as, thankfully, her faithful hero appeared on the scene, and a serious Samurai leaped over to slice off his foe's tail to distract her long enough for him to run over and grab a grateful Rachel as he took her to safety.

~[Flashback #3]~

"I DIDN'T EVEN TALK TO STEVENS THIS TIME AROUND! I LITERALLY JUST WALKED PAST HIM, YOU CLINGY, JEALOUS DUMB BITCH!" A furious Rachel screamed from the background as she inside a store in the Norrisville Mall and watched on as the Ninja used his Ninja Tonfas to block all of Stanked up Flute Girl's attacks and Samurai fired multiple arrows at her thanks to his Samurai Bow.

~[Flashback Over]~

"...Okay, yeah, good point," Debbie says with a nod as she and Rachel watch on as their friends fight against a Stanked Flute Girl.

Reaching into his Magic suit and pulling out one of his weapons, Ninja then screamed, 'Ninja Stalling Stick!', just as the Stanked Flute Girl rushed over to open up her mouth to try and take a bite out of him, only for Joseph to jam his Ninja Stalling Wedge inside of her mouth, preventing her from being able to close up her mouth as she lets out a loud muffled roar, and after shouting, 'Ninja Kamas!', the Ninja reached into his Magic Suit to pull out one of his weapons as he leaped over to slash across her eyes with his Ninja Kamas, breaking apart her glasses and causing her eyes to get blinded with tons of blood leaking out as the Stanked Flute Girl screamed in pain and agony as the Norrisville Ninja then twirled around while reaching into his Magic Suit as he yelled out, 'Ninja Kaginawa!', and Joseph swiftly threw his Ninja Kaginawa forward to get hook underneath Stanked Flute Girl's mouth and proceeded to use his Super Strength to yank her off the ground and twirled around to then toss the Stanked Monster over to Samurai.

Narrowing his eyes angrily, Samurai jumped forward and reached into his Magic Armor to pull out his Samurai Sword and proceeded to slice up her chest before twirling around to appear behind her as he reached into his Magic Armor to pull out his Samurai Grappling Hook Gun and fired a grappling hookline that flew over to wrap around the Stanked Flute Girl's body as he swiftly pulled her forward and reached into his Magic Armor to pull out his Samurai Spear as Legion proceeds to stab his weapon into her back, drawing blood as he then kicked her over to the Ninja with a loud grunt.

Leaping forward and exclaiming, 'Ninja Manrikigusaris!', Ninja reached into his Magic Suit to pull out one of his weapons as he began spinning around his weapons and proceeded to slam them against Stanked Flute Girl's body to send her flying over to crash against the wall with a pained grunt as the blinded Stanked Monster then roared loudly an opened up her mouth to spit out a big stream of acid at Joseph, who screamed, 'Ninja Shield!', as he reached into his Magic Suit to pull out one of his weapons and used his Ninja Shield to block the acidic attack as the Ninja then yelled, 'Ninja Tripping Balls!', and reached into his Magic Suit to pull out his Ninja Balls as he swiftly tossed his Ninja Tripping Balls into the ground just as Stanked Flute Girl rushed over to try and blindly attack him, only to trip and fell forward as a glaring Samurai ran forward.

Narrowing his eyes, Samurai reached into his Magic Armor to pull out his Samurai Sais and proceeded to tackle Stanked Flute Girl into the ground while stabbing his weapons into her chest as they rolled around for a bit before Legion was able to use his Super Strength to lift her up into the air and then tossed her over to collide against the lockers as the Samurai then reached into his Magic Armor and pulled out his Blow Gun as he then fired a bunch of paralyzing poison darts and they flew over to collide against Stanked Flute Girl's body, paralyzing her as a grinning Ninja reached down to grab his Ninja Scarves.

"Ninja Scarves Grab!" Ninja screamed while tossing his Ninja Scarves forward as they flew over to wrap around a blinded, paralyzed, and heavily injured Stanked Flute Girl as he proceeded to pull her forward. "Ninja Chain Blade!" Ninja shouted while reaching into his Magic Suit to pull out his Ninja Chain Blade as he spun it around rapidly before tossing it forward to slice across Stanked Flute Girl's chest, cutting up her shirt a bit to allow her Stanked Item to fly up into the air as it was revealed to be a Flute and the boys shared a nod as they then leaped up high into the air while Stanked Flute Girl crashed down into the ground. "Ninja and Samurai...Triple...Swords Slice!" Ninja yelled while he and Samurai reached into their Magic Suits and Armor to pull out their Two Ninja Swords and Samurai Sword as Joseph and Legion swiftly sliced the Stanked Item in half, causing the Stanked Flute Girl to groan as Green Stank poured out of her body, and Elena screams in pain and agony as her bones and organs shift around to return back into their normal state and soon she started shrinking down in size as her large/ripped clothes fell down and a groaning Flute Girl emerged out of them as her B-Cup Breasts, hairy brown pussy, and a plump booty were exposed to the world.

"Ugh, man, it happened again, didn't it?" Flute Girl asked with a blush while covering up her breasts and vagina with her arms as she was embarrassed at being naked in front of the Superheroes of Norrisville.

"Yeah, you and Stevens REALLY need to see other people," Ninja says while reaching behind to pull out some blankets as he hands them over to Flute Girl, who grabs them and gives him a grateful look as she wraps the blankets around her naked body and then walked off to try and find her extra clothes from her locker as, once she was gone, the girls appeared onto the scene.

"Nice work, guys." Debbie complimented as Legion shrugged with a small smirk on his face.

"It's no big deal, it's what we do."

"Yeah, and it's all thanks to our Ninja Swords and Samurai Sword," Ninja says while he and Samurai showed off their Swords, which suddenly gained blue and purple cracks on them, surprising everyone as Joseph and the others' jaws dropped in shock and horror at seeing the Ninja and Samurai Swords literally fall to pieces. "...WHAT?! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"

"YEAH, WE LITERALLY JUST USED THEM TO CUT UP FLUTE GIRL'S FLUTE! THERE WAS NO WAY THAT OUR SWORDS WOULD FALL APART TO THAT!" A panicking Samurai says as Debbie holds out her arms.

"Calm down, maybe we can fix them? Just take off your Mask and Gauntlet, find a bag, start scooping, and let's meet up at my office." Debbie ordered as everyone nodded and Rachel ran off to try and find a bag while Joseph reached up to grab onto his Ninja Mask and took it off, causing his suit to magically change into blue and black ribbons as they unraveled themselves from his body and retracted back into the Ninja Mask as Joseph reverted back into his Civilian Form and stuffed the magical mask back in his hoodie while Legion reached down to grab his Samurai Gauntlet and took it off to allow the silver metal armor to retract back into his gauntlet as he transformed back into his Civilian Form and swiftly hid the magical gauntlet inside of his hoodie as we then fast forward in time and we cue over to Debbie's Norrisville High Gazette Times Tribune Weekly Daily Press Chronicle Office and we see the gang working together to try and fix the Ninja Swords and the Samurai Sword as Joseph held up their very poor attempt to fix their swords.

"And, there," Joseph says with a nervous and shaky smile as Rachel smiles awkwardly.

"You know, they actually looked worse than they were."

"Really?"

"...No..." Rachel says with a wince just as the patched-up swords break apart and turn into ash as everyone groans in misery, especially when the NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon begin flashing blue/purple.

"Oh, we are so busted..." A pouting Legion says as Debbie holds out her arms.

"Just say that your swords broke out of nowhere and that it wasn't your fault that they shattered apart randomly," Debbie says reassuringly as the boys nod and reach over to grab the NinjaNomicon and SamuraiNomicon as they then opened the books and the Nomicons glowed a bright blue/purple.

"Arwoooh!" Joseph and Legion exclaimed in unison while feeling their bodies going limp as they faceplanted onto the Nomicons and the Boys were magically sucked into the NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon as the Duo fell through numerous pages and pictures of ninjas, samurai, and monsters before the Boys landed in an area that glowed a bright blue/purple with a bunch of Ninja and Samurai Symbols flying around them as a 50-feet-tall Nomi and Sammy appeared before them with serious glares on their faces.

"You don't even have to say anything, either of you. We broke our swords and we are really, really sorry." Joseph says sadly as Legion nods in agreement and both girls eyed this confusedly.

"Why? It wasn't either of your fault that your swords broke," Nomi pointed out as Legion blinked slowly and tilted his head confusedly.

"Wait, you aren't? Then why do you both look so mad?"

"Because the Past Ninja before Joseph did such a piss poor job at maintaining her weapons that it's the reason why your Swords broke. They both got worn out too quickly." Nomi says with a scowl on her face while snapping her fingers to have a scroll appear, and it shows the image of the Past Ninja, who is surprisingly a girl as, while she did a great job at taking out bad guys, she was rather lazy in trying to maintain her Ninja Weapons to peak condition, hardly ever bothered cleaning her Ninja Mask, and used up a LOT of Smokebombs.

"Huh, is that why my Ninja Mask smelled like a smelly sock when I first got it?" An annoyed Joseph asked as Nomi nodded.

"As for you, Legion, your sword is rather old and worn out and I'm mad at myself for not telling you to change your sword beforehand," Sammy says as the boys look surprised by what she said.

"Wait, we can get New Swords? But I thought that they were the only weapons in our arsenal that can't be magically duplicated or replaced?" A surprised Joseph asked as Nomi nodded.

"They are, but don't worry, Sammy and I both know someone who can make you both new and more powerful Swords," Nomi says as Sammy nods in agreement and snaps their fingers as they show the image of a man making a new sword.

"Because, in the realm of the Ninja and the Samurai, a swordsmith crafts blades in a cauldron of fire,"

"Oh, really? Sweet, don't worry, we are going to meet up with the Swordsmith, so that he can make us new swords." Legion says as Joseph nodded in agreement.

"And I promise that, unlike the Past Ninja, I will make sure to maintain, sharpen, and clean my weapons as I have always been doing," Joseph says as Nomi smiles warmly and nods as she and Sammy then snap their fingers again to have the invisible ground underneath the boys disappear as they both fall downwards through the air and Joseph and Legion were then whooshed out of the NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon.

"Arwoooh!" Joseph and Legion exclaimed after feeling their minds getting transported back into their bodies in the real world as the boys then turned over to explain to the girls what Nomi and Sammy said as we then fast forward in time and we cued over to Mr. Smith's Metal Shop Class as we see his apprentice Brent finishing up on making a couple of Corn Holders and Mr. Smith himself stood behind him as he was working on something.

Standing before us is a 5'8-feet-tall, 17-year-old Man with blue eyes, short brown hair, thin brown eyebrows, a small stumpy nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a tall slim build, and his outfit consists of a dark blue apron, a white tank top, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long dark gray pants, and a pair of brown shoes. His name is Brent, S. Ward Smith's Apprentice and a Student at Norrisville High.

Standing before us is a 6'5-feet-tall, 110-year-old African American Man with light brown, balding dark brown hair, thin dark brown eyebrows, a big stumpy nose, a wide mouth with a few golden teeth, a sharp chin with a big dark brown beard that had sideburns connected to his hair, Dark Brown Skin, a tall yet hunched over muscularly slim build, and his outfit consists of a pair of dark green sunglasses, a mustard yellow apron, a gray tank top, a pair of brown gloves with his lower right arm being bandaged up, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long teal pants, and a pair of brown boots. His name is S. Ward Smith, the Blind Metal Shop Teacher at Norrisville High, Brent's Master, and the Swordsmith who has crafted the Ninja and Samurai's Magical Weapons for the past 90 years as he had crafted Magical Weapons for the Past Ninja of 1934 (Male), 1938 (Female), 1942 (Male), 1946 (Male), 1950 (Female), 1954 (Female), 1958 (Male), 1962 (Female), 1966 (Female), 1970 (Male), 1974 (Male), 1978 (Female), 1982 (Male), 1988 (Male), 1992 (Male), 1996 (Female), 2000 (Female), 2004 (Male), 2006 (Male), 2010 (Male), 2014 (Female), 2018 (Female), and recently 2024 (Male).

"Oh, man. This time I know I did it." Brent says while going over to hold out the Corn Holders to S. Ward Smith, who reaches over to grab them before placing a corn in-between them as he tries to take a bite out of it, only for the Corn Holders to break as the corn flew over to crash against a yelping Brent's face.

"Mmm, try again, Brent," Mr. Smith says while throwing away the Corn Holders into a pile of other ones that have failed.

"How am I supposed to master the ancient art of metalwork, if all I'm making is corn holders?!" Brent whined as Mr. Smith rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"Boy, you ain't making no corn holders, you making corn droppers,"

"Why are you fussing with corn, anyways? This ain't no dang old Home Ec."

"Brent, do it again," Mr. Smith ordered while turning around as he crossed his arms seriously, and a frustrated Brent fumed as he slammed his foot on the ground.

"Oh, no! I am done! I am out of here!" Brent snapped while turning around to leave Metal Shop as he slammed the door shut behind him.

"Hmm-mm-mmm, I'm getting too old for this shit." Mr. Smith says with a heavy sigh as he shakes his head.

~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song}~

Joseph:

For eight hundred years, the city of Norrisville has been protected by a Ninja.

The city of Norrisville was in chaos as monsters, thugs, and supervillains were rampaging across the city, destroying everything in sight as the villains smiled sinisterly at a crowd of scared civilians as the people of Norrisville cowered before the villains but then beamed as they stared up at the sky with hopeful/relieved looks on their faces. Dumbfounded by their sudden hopefulness, the villains looked and gasped in fear as they saw the Ninja standing on top of the Norrisville Highschool with an angry look on his face.

The villains trembled fearfully against his gaze as the Ninja brought out his swords and twirled them around before pointing them in the villain's direction as he glared at them determinedly. The bad guys tried to flee, but no one could escape from the Ninja's wrath as he leaped off from the building and flew toward the scared villains and he let out a war cry. After a few hours of brutally defeating every villain in his way, the city was finally at peace again as the citizens cheered for their hero, and the worn-out Ninja waved at them before smokebombing away as the smoke filled the area.

Joseph:

But no one knows that every four years...a new warrior is chosen

The smoke then disappears to reveal Nomi standing in front of Norrisville High while holding the NinjaNomicon in her hands as it glowed brightly with magical energy as Nomi smiled at the readers before opening the book as a massive amount of black/blue ribbons flew out of it, and they all started flying towards the Norrisville School.

Rachel, Debbie, and Nomi:

Go, Ninja!

Breaking through the doors, the massive amounts of black/blue ribbons flew past the startled students as they flew through the hallway and reached a classroom with the Messenger standing outside the room as the young man tips his hat to cover his eyes and pointed inside as the ribbons spotted Joseph inside the empty classroom with his friends, Rachel and Debbie, standing beside him.

Joseph:

A freshman to fight the forces of evil

Wiggling around in excitement, the black/blue ribbons raced past the surprised girls as they grabbed onto a shocked Joseph and lifted him into the air as the black/blue ribbons began to wrap themselves around his slim body, and Joey slowly started transforming into the Ninja as Rachel and Debbie watched on in shock from the sidelines.

Joseph:

My name is Joseph Williams...and I am the Norrisville Ninja!

When the transformation is finished, we see the Ninja standing in place as he leaps up and twists himself in the air as he lands back on the ground with the sheer force of his landing cracking the floor below him as the Ninja stoically stands up and pulled out his metal staff as he twirled it around and struck the ground as he posed for a bit before reaching into one of his pockets to pull out a...

Joseph:

Smokebomb!

Blue smoke covers the area as we see the Ninja performing various heroic acts that range from saving a cat from a tree to stopping a bank robbery and even stopping a magical sorcerer from taking over the world with his monster army.

Rachel:

What the hey!

Come on, you!

What the juice!

He's so bruce!

A heavily bruised-up Joseph and Legion panted as the Teenage Warriors stood around in a large swamp while facing a big muscular spiky red-haired man with both of them not wearing their Ninja Suit and Samurai Armor as the evil swamp man had their friends held hostage. The Mysterious Man grinned evilly as he pointed his gun at the girls and ordered Joseph and Legion to hand over their Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet as Legion gritted his teeth angrily while Joey glared at him furiously but reluctantly did what he said as the teenager took out his Ninja Mask and tossed it over at the man with Legion doing the same begrudgingly as he tossed over his Samurai Gauntlet.

Grabbing the Magical Items, the mysterious man stared down at the Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet, mystified as he ran his disgusting hands all over the Ninja Mask's magical fabric and the Samuari Gauntlet's magical metal frame as Joseph and Legion demanded him to release their girls, but the man only grinned at the young teen sinisterly as he points his gun back at Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa as the Mysterious Man pulls the trigger with the Boy's eyes widen in shock/horror as their horrified expressions were quickly replaced with sheer determination and anger.

Sprinting forward, Joseph and Legion rushed over to the girls and managed to save them by using their bodies as a shield to protect them from the bullets as they pierced through their stomachs, and Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa could only watch in horror/misery as Joey placed his hand on his stomach in agony and coughed out blood while Legion nearly dropped down into the ground barfed out blood as the evil man smirked and walked over to the bleeding teenagers as he pushed them into a swamp, and blood stained the water as the swamp man laughed evilly while the girls could only weep in sorrow for their boyfriends' death.

Debbie:

That's the cheese!

Ninja, please!

Ninja, rock!

Don't stop!

The Ninja grunted in pain as he was kicked away by another teenager, who was wearing a samurai outfit, and crashed landed on the roof of a train as the Samurai-dressed teen stoically walked over to him and pulled out his sword to slice off Joey's head as the Ninja reacted quickly and closed his eyes in concentration as his suit changes color from blue to crystal blue, and Joey swiftly generated an ice shield to block the fatal sword strike as he then pushed the samurai warrior off of him.

Stumbling in his steps, the Samurai Teenager was shocked by Joseph's display of magical power as the Ninja leaped up back onto the ground and stood in a fighting stance as his suit's colors changed from crystal blue to pure white, and the Ninja slowly generated a whip made out of electricity as he then wrapped the Samurai Warrior with his whip and his hands glowed with electricity as the Ninja started electrocuting the samurai warrior as his opponent screamed in pain and agony.

Nomi:

What the hey!

Come on, you!

Deep inside the NinjaNomicon, we see a shirtless Joseph standing in the middle of a meadow as he faces a giant doodle dragon, and the large drawing roars down at him, but Joseph isn't scared as he stoically cups his hands and a bright yellow sphere appeared as Joey concentrated on charging up his energy. Nomi sat a few feet ahead of him as she eyed her current warrior closely while strumming her doodle ukulele as sweat dripped down from Joseph's forehead and the young teen grunted in effort as he then threw out his hands, and a giant beam of yellow energy flew towards the fake dragon.

Legion:

Do it, Ninja!

What the juice!

The monster stared at the beam of energy impassively before widening his eyes in shock as, at the last possible minute, the beam of energy shaped itself into a giant golden dragon, and the magical dragon roared as it then pierced through the doodle dragon's heart and a massive explosion occurred. Panting heavily from the overused energy, Joseph fell down as he took deep breaths and caught his breath as he looked up at Nomi and grinned at her as the NinjaNomicon smiled and nodded proudly as Joseph promptly fell down in exhaustion and passed out as Nomi sweatdrops at the sight of her knocked out student before shaking her head as she continued playing her ukelele and waited for her student to wake up to continue training.

Rachel, Debbie, Nomi, and Legion:

He's a hero!

Come on, fighter!

Just a freshman...and a Ninja!

Back at Norrisville High, we see Joey, Rachel, Debbie, and Legion standing near the lockers, just minding their business, when suddenly green stank flew out of the vents as they flew into the innocent students'/teachers' bodies and possessed them as they slowly transformed into horrifying, grotesque monsters. The teenagers gasped in shock at this before narrowing their eyes in determination as the girls hugged the boys, covering them from public view as Joey and Legion swiftly transformed into the Ninja and the Samurai as Rachel and Debbie gave their boyfriend a few good luck kisses before the Ninja and the Samurai runs off to confront the Stankified Teenage Monsters.

The citizens of Norrisville backup in fear as the horde of monsters slowly stalked over them with evil glints in their eyes as they were led by the great and powerful Sorcerer as the ancient magic-user laughed maniacally at the look of pure fear on their faces, only for everybody to suddenly start cheering in relief as McFist and Viceroy appeared, thinking that he arrived to save them, but much to their shock/surprise, McFist grins at them sinisterly as he orders his assistant Viceroy to back the Sorcerors army up with his own army and the mad scientist nodded, eager to show off his inventions as Viceroy pressed a button on his tablet and soon enough an army of mechanical and mutant robots appeared as they stood beside the monster army.

The citizens felt their hope die at the sight of the most beloved man in town betraying them as they fell to their knees and were about to surrender to their fate, until suddenly a puff of blue smoke covered the area as the Ninja and the Samurai appeared, standing in a classic ninja and samurai poses as the entire population of Norrisville started cheered at the sight of their true heroes as the Ninja and the Samurai slowly looked up at the army that he was going against and glared at them fearlessly as Joey and Legion closed their eyes in concentration.

The crowd of people was confused about what he was doing until suddenly a rainbow aura covered the teenagers' bodies as a tornado appeared below them and slowly lifted the Ninja and the Samurai up into the air as everybody watched on with shock/awe as Joseph's Ninja Suit and Legion's Samurai Armor keeps changing color rapidly with Ninja's scarves wiggling around excitedly as four more scarves popped out.

Grunting, Joseph let out a fierce roar as one of his scarfs was set on fire while another one was frozen solid as his third scarf began spinning around rapidly and began to form strong winds as his fourth scarf pulled out and levitated multiple small rocks from the ground below as they stuck themselves against his scarf and it slowly started forming into a rock-like scythe as the Ninja's fifth scarf wiggled madly and water squirted out of it as it wrapped around the scarf and formed into a spiked mace as his last scarf sparkled with electricity as it whipped around violently with the speed of lightning!

Narrowing his eyes in determination, Legion let out a loud battle cry as his armor broke apart and various metal plates flew around him as multiple trails of electricity, plants, acid, and wood flew out of the plates as they whirled around Legion's form before they flew over to impact against his body and a huge purple chi-like aura formed around him as a glaring Samurai floated in place.

With their transformation sequences now complete, Joseph opened his eyes, revealing them to be completely white with fox-like pupils, and Legion opened up his eyes as well to reveal that they were pupilless and glowing a hot purple energy as the young teenage boys glanced down at the army and glare at them as the Ninja raised his elemental scarfs and the Samurai summoned his aura purple sword and the Teenage Warriors flew toward them as the villains were frightened at first before quickly regaining their nerves as they ran after the flying ninja, and both the heroes and the villains let out loud battle cries as they raised their arms and they then slammed their fists together as a huge shockwave rang out across the city!

An epic battle occurred as both sides struggled to overpower each other, but in the end, the Ninja and the Samurai won the day as a heavily battered and injured Joseph and Legion stood on top of a pile of knocked out/dead villains as the panting Teenge Warriors glanced down at the citizens of Norrisivile and raised their fists in victory as everybody started cheering for their heroes. The Ninja and the Samurai grunted in pain as they could barely stand up at this point, but after spotting their girls giving them scared yet proud looks, Joseph and Legion found the energy to smile at them weakly as the Ninja shakily stood up and reached into his suit as he pulls out a...

Joseph:

Smokebomb!

Throwing down a smokebomb, a massive cloud of blue smoke covered the area as it slowly disappeared to reveal the Ninja and the Samurai standing up on top of the logo of the story with Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa standing beside the Teenage Warriors and they grinned at the camera as the Ninja's blue scarfs and the Samurai's helmet red head bandana blew into the wind majestically.

~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song Over}~

"Ding-dang corncob," An angry Brent says while stalking down the hallways of Norrisville Highschool as Joseph and the others appear on the scene as the 17-year-old boy brushes past Rachel. "Watch it, Chara!"

"Damn, what's crawling up his ass?" An annoyed Rachel asked as Brent stalked off.

"Okay, the realm of the Ninja and the Samurai has to be the school, obviously, since the Sorcerer is trapped below us in his Magical Prison, but where is there a cauldron of fire?"

"Hmmm, maybe the kitchen? Or the Chemistry Class?" Debbie theorized just as they walked past Metal Shop Class as they spotted the plaque on the door. "...Or Metal Shop. Look." Debbie says while pointing over at the name on the golden plaque as Joseph leans over to read it carefully.

"S. Ward Smith? Sword...Smith...Swordsmith. Oh, that's genius."

"Eh, it's a little bit on the nose, isn't it?" Legion asked as Debbie shrugged.

"Maybe, but it is pretty clever at the same time because no one knows that the Ninja Weapons can break since they are magical. Anyway, let's go and get you boys some new swords." Debbie said as the others nodded and made their way into the Metal Shop Class, which was thankfully empty as Joseph looked around curiously.

"Um, Mr. Smith? Mr. S. Ward Smith? We're looking for a swordsmith."

"Why are you smithing around my metal shop?!" Mr. Smith asked while appearing out of nowhere as he reached up to take off his welding mask held out his walking stick, and aimed it at Joseph's face as said person held up his arms and waved his hands around with Mr. Smith not moving his eyes at all as he and the others realized that the African American Man was blind as the gang shared a shrug and Joseph and Legion stepped forward.

"Greetings, Swordsmith of Norrisville! Tis we...the-,"

"I know that you are the Ninja and that you are the Samurai." An annoyed Mr. Smith says while slamming his walking stick against the boys' heads as they yelped in pain.

"How?! They didn't even say anything yet!" A shocked Rachel says as Debbie nods and points over at the boys as they rub their heads in pain.

"They are not even holding their Ninja Mask or Samurai Gauntlet, so how can you figure out who they are?! Aren't you blind?!"

"Yes, but my blindness has heightened my other senses, including my sense of smell. I was able to catch a whiff of the Current Ninja when he first appeared months ago and he smelled like swharma, my favorite food. As you know, the Ninja's Smokebombs emits the smells of a person's favorite food, so I was able to figure out that you were the Ninja the minute you walked into my shop because you reek of Smokebombs...by the way, I recommend that you take five showers a day to get rid of the smell of Smokebombs every single day. Anyway, I used the process of elimination to figure out that you were the Samurai because you and the Ninja are partners and those girls are obviously not the Samurai." Mr. Smith explained while pointing over at Joseph, Legion, and then the girls as Rachel can be seen cheerfully walking over to grab a hammer and begin banging on a metal sheet to leave big dents on it.

"Check it out, I made dents."

"Mmm, let me get a feel of those," Mr. Smith says while walking over to feel the sheet as a guilty Brent can be seen walking over to appear by the door of the Metal Shop.

"Mr. Smith wouldn't have made you his protégé if he didn't see something in you. Just apologize for using your mad words, and make the best Cob Holders ever." A determined Brent says while going over to open the door slightly to see Mr. Smith talking with Rachel.

"Mmm-hmm, this is some quality work, girl." Mr. Smith says as Brent looks shocked and angry by this as he slams the door shut.

"He replaced me with...CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" A furious Brent screamed while turning around to run away as, back inside the Metal Shop, Rachel could be seen gasping softly and gaining starry eyes with a light blush on her cheeks.

"Quality work? Really?"

"No, Nigga, they're dents! A donkey can do that!" A deadpanned Mr. Smith says as Rachel pouted and Debbie went over to comfort her as Joseph and Legion then stepped forward.

"And back to the reason that we are here," Joseph says as Legion nods.

"We came here because-,"

"Your swords broke, huh? Figured. Nomi and Sammy warned me that you two would come to my shop soon to build you two several new swords." Mr. Smith says as he then walked over to the wall of tools and holds up his walking stick. "The Ninja Swords and the Samurai Sword can cut through anything as long as the will of the Ninja and the Samurai powers it, but even if they are powerful and magical swords, they still need to be sharpened and maintained to have them last longer. The Ninja of 2018 did a horrible job of maintaining her Ninja Weapons because she only sharpened and maintained her Ninja Swords twice a year and only cleaned her Ninja Mask once a year."

"Oh, god! I put that on my face without washing it first!" A panicking Joseph says as he gagged in disgust, and the others grimaced as Mr. Smith nodded with a scoff.

"She may be pure of heart and did a decent job at being the Ninja, but the Ninja of 2018 was a slob who didn't like to clean herself that much, which helped explain why she graduated and got a job at the Norrisville Dump." Mr. Smith says with a shrug before shoving his Walking Stick into a tiny hole, causing the chalkboard to move away to reveal a large room with a fire pit in the middle, and weapons were placed all over the area as he gave them a sharp glare. "Now, it's time for you boys to learn how to honor your Ninja Weapons and Samurai Weapons."

"Oh, this is so Bruce!" An excited Joseph says as he and Legion run into the room as Debbie and Rachel are planning to follow them but are stopped by Mr. Smith.

"Sorry, girls, Swordsmith, Ninjas, and Samurai only." Mr. Smith says while walking into the Forge as the chalkboard closes up, causing the girls to pout and groan in annoyance as we cue back to the Boiler Room and we see Brent storming into the room as he begins hitting a pipe with his hammer as Mr. Smith's Apprentice started crying.

"Stupid Chara!" Brent says as we cue over to the Sorceror's Underground Magical Prison, and we see him playing cards with Kit as they hear the loud thuds above them, and the Sorcerer perks up excitedly.

"Listen to that."

"I'd rather not..." Kit says dryly while covering his ears with two corks as the Sorcerer grinned evilly.

"The muted thud of rejection. The angry crank of failure. All coming together in a glorious symphony of shame. Hang on. Here comes my favorite part." The Sorcerer says just as a loud clang follows as he laughs sinisterly. "Exquisite!" The Sorcerer says with his Chaos Pearls glowing green as he then summons Green Stank and sends it through the pipe as we cue back to Brent, and we see him angrily and tearfully slamming his hammer against the pipe, only for it to whistle and break, releasing Green Stank onto him, much to his surprise as the Green Stank infuses itself into him and his hammer as Brent screamed in pain and agony due to feeling the Green Stank beginning painfully morphing his body to look more monster-like as, after a few minutes of feeling his bones crack, and his organs shift around to accommodate his new body, Brent swiftly transformed into a 12-feet-tall turquoise goblin-like monster as he roared loudly and we cue back to the Forge as we see Mr. Smith standing in front of Joseph and Legion as he held out two black sword cases.

"I've been crafting Swords and other Magical Weapons for the Ninjas and the Samurai for the past 90 years. When used properly, a Swordsmith's Signature Magic Swords are the most powerful weapons in the Ninja and Samurai's arsenals." Mr. Smith says as Joseph and Legion perked up excitedly while reaching over to grab the two black sword cases as they opened them up to reveal two blue/purple balloon swords inside.

"...Uh...did you grab the wrong cases?" A bewildered Joseph asked as Legion nodded with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, these are just clown balloon swords."

"Yes, they are and you know why I'm giving them to you? Because the Past Ninja did such a poor job at maintaining her sword, I don't want you to start repeating her past horrible actions. Until you two prove to me you can be responsible for your weapons, these are your swords for now and you will use them to fight Stanked Monsters, McFist Robots, or guys in armor." Mr. Smith says as a frowning Joseph raises his hand.

"Excuse me, Mr. Smith, but Ninjas never had to go up against guys in armor." Joseph says as Mr. Smith gives him a deadpanned look and points up at a painting of Past Ninjas fighting against Armoured Samurai. "...I mean, Ninjas always had to go up against guys in armor..."

"Nice save," Legion says sarcastically as he rolls his eyes. "Did you also forget that we fought the first time we met?"

"True," Joseph says while blushing in embarrassment as Legion nods.

"What caused the fight to begin with?" Mr. Smith asked as Legion hummed thoughtfully.

"I think it happened because of my Arch Enemy disguised as a human woman?"

"Anyway, Mr. Smith, what was their secret?" Joseph asked while gesturing up at the painting that showed the Ninjas fighting against the Samurai as Mr. Smith placed his arms behind his back and grew serious.

"They understood that you do not fight the armor. You fight the man inside."

"He's not wrong. This is why you couldn't defeat me because you were focusing too much on breaking my armor and wasted precious energy." Legion says as Joseph hums thoughtfully and is about to say something but shuts up when Mr. Smith aims his walking stick at him.

"And before you say anything, you need to remind yourself that you are the Ninja and Samurai. Anything can be a weapon in the hands of a True Ninja and Samurai, including Balloon Swords."

"...Well...alright, Mr. Smith, if you say so. Don't worry, we can be responsible for our Balloon Swords," Joseph says with a smirk as he and Legion twirled around as they were about to leave, only to accidentally collide their Sword Balloons against a couple of sharp swords, popping them as an awkward silence rang out.

"...So...we're gonna need another couple of Balloon Swords, please..." Legion says awkwardly with Mr. Smith giving them flat looks as we then fast forward in time and we see the gang walking down the hallways of Norrisville Highschool as Joseph and Legion have their Sword Balloons tied to a couple of strings as they were floating up to a row of ceiling fans.

"Guys, you know that we love you and everything, but there's no way that you two can handle this challenge," Rachel says worriedly as Debbie nods.

"Yeah, and how can you fight Stanked Monsters and Robots with a couple of Balloon Swords? We know that you guys have other weapons and Superpowers but your Swords are like your main weapons. It might be hard for you guys to fight against bad guys with those things."

"Oh, please, girls, we're the Ninja and the Samurai, we can keep a couple of balloons from popping," Joseph says with a smug grin just as their balloons pop as Rachel and Debbie snorted as they threw back their heads and began laughing loudly.

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"Seriously?" Mr. Smith asks as the boys pouted and we then fast forward in time as we see the gang making their way to the Norrisville Gym while wearing their Gym Clothes.

"New rule: Don't get the Balloon Sword near anything that'll pop them," Legion says while wearing his Gym Clothes, which consisted of a short-sleeved white shirt with the Norrisville Highschool Logo on it, black shorts, and a pair of black shoes.

"Boom, no popping and soon enough, we will get new Magic Swords before any Stanked Monsters or McFist Robots show up," Joseph says determinedly while wearing his Gym Clothes, which consisted of a short-sleeved white shirt with the Norrisville Highschool Logo on it, black shorts, and a pair of black shoes.

"I don't know, guys. That could be easier said than done." Rachel pointed out while wearing her Gym Clothes, which consisted of a short-sleeved white shirt with the Norrisville Highschool Logo on it, black shorts, and a pair of black shoes.

"Yeah, there's no telling what could happen next," Debbie says while having her shoulder-length straight prussian blue hair tied up into a high bun as she wore her Gym Clothes, which consisted of a short-sleeved white shirt with the Norrisville Highschool Logo on it, black shorts, and a pair of black shoes.

"Oh, please, what's the worst thing that could happen?" Joseph asked smugly while he and the others entered the Norrisville Gym as they all spotted a crowd of Students forming around Coach Green, who was wearing a blindfold and carrying around a bow and arrow.

"Okay, class. Who's ready...for blindfolded archery?"

"Oh, crapbaskets..." Joseph and Legion say with a groan as we then fast forward in time, and we cued back to the Forge as we see Mr. Smith angrily making a couple of new Sword Ballons for the sheepish teenagers.

"I'm starting to think you two don't even want new swords," Mr. Smith says with an irritated glare while handing the Sword Balloons back to Joseph and Legion, who lower their heads in shame and embarrassment as we then cue over to the Boiler Room and we see Stanked Brent making Samurai Armor for himself and cackled evilly as we then fast forward in time again and we see the gang standing in front of the gates of the Norrisville High Cactus Maze.

"New, new rule: We're not letting go of these balloons no matter what," A serious Joseph says while he and Legion hug their Sword Balloons close to their chests as Mrs. Driscoll and Jerry appear.

"As a special treat, we're going to spend a fascinating forty five minutes walking through the poorly lit and completely unmarked..." Mrs. Driscoll says while opening up the gate to reveal a bunch of cactuses. "...Norrisville High cactus maze!"

"It's a-maz-ingly educational-,"

"OH, FUCK NO!" A petrified Joseph says as he and Legion turned around to run away.

"Honestly, neither of us have a responsibility to keep a couple of balloons safe, but we don't exactly feel comfortable going through a poorly lit and completely unmarked High Cactus Maze, so we are out of here," Debbie says while she and Rachel turn around to leave as we then fast forward in time and we cue over to the Norrisville Cafeteria as we see the gang having lunch with each other.

"We are gonna do it, girls. We're gonna show Mr. Smith that we're not irresponsible shoobs like the Ninja of 2018."

"And we're gonna get new Swords." A serious Legion says as he and Joseph glance over to see Mr. Smith putting ketchup instead of cream into his coffee as he drinks it and proceeds to spit it out in disgust, but then he and the others yelp in surprise as the ground starts to shake violently and a Stanked Brent bursts out of the ground, right in the center of the cafeteria as he roared loudly.

"ChArA!"

"What the-OH GODDAMN IT! NOT AGAIN!" Rachel snapped angrily when Stanked Brent reached over to grab her and jumped back into the hole as all of the students turned around to run away panickedly and the trio glanced down at the hole worriedly before growing serious as Joseph and Legion turned around to run over to get inside of the Boys' Bathroom as they closed the door behind them.

"It's Ninja-O'Clock!" Joseph exclaimed heroically while reaching into his hoodie to pull out his Ninja Mask and lifting up his arms as the black-haired teenage boy proceeded to put on his mask and immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins, and his eyes now glowed blue as various amounts of large black/blue ribbons magically emerged out of the Ninja Mask and started whirling around his muscularly slim teenage build rapidly like a mini-tornado with a bunch of large/small Njnja Symbols begun appearing in the air at a rapid pace and swiftly whipped his long hair to have it be tied up into a low-hanging ponytail as it was now colored blue and flow majestically against the wind as, once the transformation sequence was done, we see that Joseph had now transformed into his Ninja Form.

"..." Legion remained silent as he lifted up his free arm and then placed his Samurai Gauntlet onto his arm and immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins, and the dark purple-haired man spread out his arms as various amounts of silver metal armor magically emerged out of the Samurai Gauntlet and whirled around Legion's body with a bunch of large/small Samurai Symbols appeared at a rapid pace as, once the transformation sequence was done, we see that Legion had now transformed into his Samurai Form.

"YOu HaVe No SkIlL!" An angry Stanked Brent says as we see him and a captive Rachel running down the hallway of the Norrisville Highschool.

"I DON'T! I TRIED TO JOIN THE CHEERLEADERS BUT I KEPT FALLING BECAUSE I HAD NO BALANCE! WHY DID YOU THINK THAT I JOINED THE SCHOOL'S MARCHING BAND AS THE CLARINET PLAYER?!" A panicking Rachel says as we see Stanked Brent bursting into the Metal Shop with everyone screaming worriedly as Bucky looks at his tools and cuts out a silhouette into the wall as he then jumps out the opened window...I fucking love this show, man.

"Me ApPrEnTiCe! ShE NoT ApPrEnTiCe!" Stanked Brent said while throwing a screaming Rachel over to slam against the table as she yelped in pain and glared up at him as the rest of the students ran out of the Metal Shop.

"How come you have such trouble with grammar, but you can say apprentice?!"

"Smokebomb!" Joseph's voice rang out as a puff of blue smoke emerged in Norrisville Highschool's Metal Shop, and once the smoke faded away, the Ninja and the Samurai teleported onto the scene as they held out their Balloon Swords.

"Please tell me you two are not gonna fight this guy with a couple of balloons!" A worried Rachel says as Debbie runs into the scene and rushes over to grab her friend to drag her away.

"Rachel, we're not going to fight this guy with a couple of balloons...we're gonna fight him with the heart and soul of a responsible Ninja and Samurai!"

"Welp, we are dead," Debbie says dryly as she and Rachel go over to hide behind a table.

After exclaiming, 'Ninja Flash Balls!', Ninja reached into his suit to pull out his stack of Ninja Balls as he then tossed his Ninja Flash Balls over to collide against Stanked Brent's face, producing multiple big flashes of bright white light that blinded him temporarily as Joseph screamed, 'Ninja Sais!', and reached into his suit to pull out his Ninja Weapons and leaped forward to stab his Ninja Sais against the exposed parts of his enemy's armor, causing the Stanked Monster to roar with pain as he landed on the table and watched on as Stanked Brent went over to angrily grab a table and was planning to toss it over to him, only for Ninja to shout, 'Ninja Kamas!', as he reach into his Ninja Suit as he pulled out his Ninja Weapons and tossed his Ninja Kamas over to slash across Stanked Brent's wrists, drawing blood as he hissed in pain, and Joseph yelled, 'Ninja Front Flip Table Stomp!', as he front flipped over to deliver a mighty kick down at the table to have it get slammed on top of the Stanked Monster and fall down into the ground with a pained scream.

Running forward, Samurai reached into his Armor to pull out his Samurai Bo Staff and twirled it around rapidly before slamming it against Stanked Brent's stomach, sending him flying up into the air as Legion then reached into his Armor to pull out his Samurai Tonfas and jumped up high into the air to then slammed them down on the Stanked Monster's back to send him crashing down into the ground as the Teenage Samurai falls down to land down feet-first on top of Stanked Brent's back, cracking the ground underneath him with the force of his kick as Samurai backflipped over to land on the ground.

Roaring loudly, Stanked Brent then stood up from the floor and ran over to grab a box filled with tools as he proceeded to eat it and then spit said tools over at the Samurai, only for Ninja to exclaim, 'Ninja Chain-Sickle!', as he slid in front of his friend and reached into his Magic Suit to pull out his Ninja Weapon as the Norrisville Ninja began spinning his Ninja Chain-Sickle around rapidly to slash apart all of the incoming tools before twirling around as he screamed, 'Ninja Explosive Rings!', and reached into his Magic Suit to pull out his Ninja Weapons as Joseph tossed his Ninja Rings over to stab through the eye holes of his helmet, producing a huge explosion that sends him flying back to crash against the wall of the Metal Shop with a pained grunt as the Ninja then shouted, 'Ninja Dual Blade!', and reached into his Magic Suit to pull out his Ninja Dual Blade as he pressed a button on it and caused it to unfold itself into its true form as the Norrisville Ninja twirled it around rapidly and struck a heroic pose.

Growling with rage, Stanked Brent then stood up from the floor and roared out a big stream of green flames that Samurai was able to block by reaching into his Magic Armor to pull out his Samurai Shield and used it to block the attack before reaching into his Magic Armor to pull out his Samurai Electric Trident and leaped over to stab it into the Stanked Monster's neck, causing him to scream in pain and agony as Legion landed behind him and puts away his weapons before racing into his Magic Armor to pull out his Samurai Spear and held it above his head as he spun it around before slamming it against the Stanked Monster's legs to knock him down into the ground.

Groaning in pain, Stanked Brent stood up from the floor just as Ninja tossed his Ninja Dual Blade up into the air and had his Ninja Scarves to grab it as he then exclaimed, 'Ninja Knife-Sickles Plus Dual Blade Combo Wombo!', and reached into his Magic Suit to pull out his Ninja Weapons as Joseph ran forward and used his Ninja Dual Blade to block all of Stanked Brent's punches while also spinning around his Ninja Knife-Sickles to then tossed them over to stab through the Stanked Monster's body and used his Super Strength to yank him off into the air as he spun him around to toss him up high into the air and puts away his Ninja Knife-Sickles as Joseph then reached into his Magic Suit to pull out his Ninjas Eskrimas and ran forward while jumping forward to land on the wall and bounced off it to land on the wall of the other side of the room and did this over and over again until Joseph launched himself up to appear above his foe and yelled, 'Ninja Eskrimas Dual Blade Whack!', as he swiftly slammed his Ninja Weapons down at the Stanked Brent's back to send him crashing down into the ground.

Front flipping forward, Samurai then jumped up high into the air and reached into his Magic Armor to pull out two Samurai Electric Tridents before tossing them over to stab themselves into the Stanked Brent's body, electrifying him as he screamed in pain and grew angry while standing up from the floor as the Stanked Monster reached into his mouth to pull out his flaming sword and began swinging it over to Legion, who backflipped over to land beside the Norrisivlle Ninja as the Norrisville Samurai turned to him.

"What do we do now?!"

"These are our swords and we are going to use them! Besides, you of all people know that if we want to fight against armored dudes, we do not fight the armor! We fight the man inside!" A confident Ninja says as Samurai grins slyly and nods while both of them hold out their Balloon Swords as a roaring Stanked Brent runs over to attack them. "Ninja and Samurai Bat!" Ninja says while he and Samurai jump forward to bat him in the head with their Ninja and Samurai Balloon Swords before landing on the ground as Stanked Brent roared in annoyance and ran forward to try and attack them. "Ninja and Samurai Balloon Swords Toss!" Ninja screamed while he and Samurai tossed their Balloon Swords over to collide against Stanked Brent's face, distracting him long enough for them to do the next part of their plan as Legion reached into his Magic Armor to pull out his Samurai Spear. "Ninja and Samurai Dual Blade and Spear Slash!" Ninja shouted as he and Samurai ran forward to slash across Stanked Brent's stomach and legs, injuring him as he roared in pain and we see Joseph and Legion landing on the ground as they reached up to grab their Ninja Balloon Sword and Samurai Balloon Sword.

"Feel the inflated wrath of our Samurai Sword and Ninja Sword," Samurai says dramatically as the Chalkboard opens up to reveal Mr. Smith running out of it.

"Ninja, Samurai, what do you think you're doing?!"

"We know what you were trying to tell us!" Samurai says as Ninja nods, and both of them hold out their Balloon Swords.

"This is our Swords and we have to not only take care of them but use them wisely in battle!"

"You are goddamn right! Now grab these!" Mr. Smith says with a proud tone while running over into the Forge to pull out three Flaming Swords and toss them over to the boys, who grab them as the flames die down to reveal their new swords as the Ninja could be seen holding two long blades with two handles that have a blue-and-black checkered color scheme and curved slightly and a blue-on-black tsuba as they have the Ninja Symbol planted on the side of the weapons as, overall, they appear to be a combination of a katana, a ninjato, and a hand-and-half sword.

"Oh, yes! This is so bruce!" Ninja cheered as Samurai could be seen holding a long blade with a purple-and-black handle and having the Samurai Symbol planted on the side of the weapon.

"Oh, now this I like!"

"Now get in there and poke that monster!" Mr. Smith ordered as the Ninja and Samurai nodded just as a roaring Stanked Brent reared back his head as he fired a big stream of green fire that was about to impact against them, but then stopped as Joseph reached into his Magic Suit to pull out a-

"Smokebomb!" Ninja screamed while pulling out a Smokebomb as he then threw it down to the ground and teleported them away with a puff of blue smoke, avoiding the attack as they appeared above the Stanked Monster with the help of another puff of blue smoke and Samurai raised his Samurai Sword as he fell forward to easily slice through Stanked Brent's flaming sword, much to his shock as he then reached into his belt to pull out his Stanked-Infused Hammer and the boys landed on the ground as Ninja ran forward with a determined look on his face as he held out his Ninja Swords and his Ninja Dual Blade with the help of his Ninja Scarves.

"Ninja Demon Slice!" Ninja exclaimed as he closed his eyes and began swinging his Ninja Swords and Ninja Dual Blade around as he zoomed past Stanked Brent and was able to slash across his body repeatedly before appearing behind him in a low crouch as the Stanked Monster looked down at his body, and shrugged as the Stanked Monster wasn't hurt by the attack at all...in fact, he couldn't feel anything at all as he glanced down at his hands confusedly and gasped in shock and horror as it was revealed that Joseph was able to slash across his body and Samurai Armor repeatedly, causing his sliced up bloodied body parts and silver armor to crash down into the ground and even his Stanked Infused Hammer was slashed apart as Green Stank poured out of the remains of his body and whirled around it to swiftly resurrect and regenerate Brent back to life as he was left remained inside of the pile of his clothes and armor, naked as his 9-inch pecker and balls were exposed to the whole world.

"Nice work, Ninja and Samurai." Mr. Smith says with a proud nod just as the girls emerge out of their hiding spot as Samurai goes over to give a highly embarrassed and blushing Brent a couple of blankets to cover up his nudity.

"You are welcome, Mr. Smith, and we promise that we won't abuse our Ninja and Samurai Weapons," Ninja promised as Mr. Smith smiled warmly and nodded as Rachel sighed in relief.

"Well, I'm just glad that the day is over and I won't be chased by any other Stanked Monsters." A relieved Rachel says while emerging out of Metal Shop, only to run into Steven, who immediately gives her a flirty smile, which causes a familiar roar to rang out as they turn their heads to see a Stanked Flute Girl charging towards them. "OH, COME ON!" A groaning Rachel says while turning around to run for her life with Stanked Flute Girl chasing after her as everyone turns to Stevens to give him annoyed, 'Seriously?!', looks, and all he does is play on his stupid trombone, only for the angry Ninja to rush over to punch him down into the ground, knocking him out as he then immediately regretted doing that and turned to the others with a guilty look on his face.

"I'm sorry, did I go too far?"

"Eh, trust me, he had it coming," Debbie says as Mr. Smith nodded in agreement.

"And not gonna lie, I was about to punch him as well, but you literally beat me to the punch," Samurai says with a sly smirk on his face as the Ninja sighed in relief...before they remembered the fact that their friend was still in danger and was quick to run out of Metal Shop to chase after Rachel and Stanked Flute Girl.

And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Also, here are all of the Ninja and the Samurai's Current Powers and Weapons:

A) Joseph 'Joey' Williams AKA the Ninja-Powers and Weapons:

1) Superhuman Physical Ability

2) Increased Fighting Capabilities

3) Superhuman Stealth

4) Elemental Magic Rage (Unlocked but not mastered yet)

5) Hammerspace

6) Magic Stank Immunity

7) Chaos Pearls Resistance

8) Underwater and Space Breathing/Resistance

9) Art of Stealth

10) Art of Invisibility

11) Ninja Weapons-30: Swords, Smokebombs, Scarves, Dual Blade, Chain Sickle, Gun, Bow & Arrows, Missile Launcher, Gatling Gun, Stick, Chain Blade, Eskrimas, Hand Drills, Kaginawas, Kamas, Manrikigusari, Rings/Shurikens/Kunais/Throwing Stars, Sais, Suit Spikes, Stalling Wedge/Stick, Tonfas, Ukulele, Electric Trident, Boomerangs, Knife-Sickles, Bo Staff, Surfboard, Shield, Spear, and Balloon Sword.

12) Ninja-Balls-10: Boom Balls, Fetching Balls, Flash Balls, Glow Balls, Gut/Boob/Ball/Vagina/Ass-Buster Balls, Hard Balls, Sticky Balls, Slipping Balls, Tiny Giant Exploding Balls, and Tripping Balls)

B) Legion DuBois AKA The Samurai

1) Superhuman Physical Ability

2) Increased Fighting Capabilities

3) Superhuman Stealth

4) Elemental Magic Rage

5) Hammerspace

6) Magic Stank Immunity

7) Chaos Pearls Resistance

8) Underwater and Space Breathing/Resistance

9) Art of Stealth

10) Art of Invisibility

11) Samurai Weapons-20: Sword, Grappling Hook, Gun, Bow & Arrows, Missile Launcher, Gatling Gun, Eskrimas, Kaginawas, Kamas, Manrikigusari, Kunais, Sais, Blowgun, Tonfas, Electric Trident, Knife-Sickles, Bo Staff, Shield, Spear, and Balloon Sword.

That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.