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The Trinity of Tokiwadai
Chapter Forty One: The Level 5 Fanfics of Academy City
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"So did you hear about the latest rumor?" Naru heard one of the Rabbit Faction members whisper to one of her fellows as the group broke up after one of their get togethers.
"No, what's it about?" The girl's friend whispered back with an interested gleam in her eyes.
What on Earth are they talking about? Naru thought as she continued eavesdropping.
"Well, apparently Namikaze-sama, Saten-sama and Accelerator-sama were spotted hanging out together at some shipping company facility in District 11 last week! Gotta wonder what they were doing there, huh?"
Shipping company facility in District 11? Wasn't that when we beat the living daylights out of [Move Point]?
I don't think that's what those guys are suggesting though. Kurama told her with a chuckle.
What do you mean?
"Oh, I can just imagine." The second girl said, before both girls inexplicably burst into giggling.
"That's enough of that, you two." Chao-san said sternly as she walked up behind the two girls. "Why don't you run along?"
Both girls squeaked and immediately began muttering apologies as they scuttled off, while Chao turned and offered Naru a respectful bow before leaving herself.
Darn. I wanted to listen in more and figure out what they were talking about. Naru noted with a frown.
Really!? You didn't get enough clues already? Kurama gasped in actual shock.
You actually got it? Well then clue me in!
The demon fox sighed, but obliged. Hello! Three people 'hanging out' in an out of the way place? What could they be up to, at least in the minds of a bunch of hormonal teenage girls?
You don't mean…
Yup! They think you, Robogirl and Mr. Albino had a naughty, naughty threesome!
T-That… That's j-just disgusting!
"Chao-chan, I need help. A lot of help right now!" The blonde Level 5 shouted after her second-in-command as she chased after the Chinese girl. Her eyes were frantic, her hands shaking in… she couldn't even describe the feeling.
All she knew was that she felt very, very violated right now.
Naru teleported into the middle of Ruiko's study as the owner was intently reading from a book.
"Hello, Naru." Ruiko greeted the blonde politely.
"Ruiko, have you seen this!?" The blonde cried out as she showed her friend her phone.
"Yes." The Number 3 said after only a brief glimpse at what Naru was showing her.
"Then how can you be so fucking calm about it?" The blonde asked incredulously. "I needed acid to burn out my own eyes after I read it."
"It annoys Accel." Ruiko answered with a quirked lip.
"It doesn't make you want to use brain bleach?" Naru asked, looking adorably confused as her blue eyes tracked between the phone and to Ruiko's eyes.
"No."
"There's even fanfiction! Fanfiction of the three of us doing it!" Naru demanded, stamping her feet in frustration.
"I know. As if you'd actually be the seme." Ruiko said with a snort as she flipped the page of her book.
Naru was too caught up in her rant to hear what her bestie had said though. She was too busy continuing her rant. "Like I'd ever let that scrawny albino twig touch my budding curves."
This finally prompted Ruiko to look up from her book and glance down at her own more developed figure before glancing over at Naru's girlish body before shaking her head.
Naru continued ranting but Ruiko just ignored it. Soon the blonde noticed too.
"You really don't mind?" Naru asked with a trembling bottom lip.
"No."
"Why?"
"Like I said, it annoys Accel. That amuses me enough to let it go."
"I don't believe you." Her friend pouted and Ruiko was woman enough to admit that it was adorable to see. She could see where Febrie and Janie learned it from.
Smirking, Ruiko fished out her phone while explaining. "Trust me, it's hilarious. The girls found a fanfic about that and when they showed it to him, he went apoplectic. Last Order and the twins actually had to dogpile him because he was threatening to fly off and kill the writers of the fanfic they showed him. Yomikawa-san took a photo and sent it to me. Have a look."
As Naru did so, Ruiko smiled as she recalled as she recalled the scene in the photo. It showed the mighty Accelerator piled under the weight of three little girls, a look of pure rage on his face. She knew full well that if he wanted to he could easily have blasted all three of them off and escaped, but despite his anger he was still in control of himself enough to not do something that could very easily hurt the girls he regarded as his daughters.
Turning away from the photo to look at Ruiko, Naru just shook her head. "You have a warped sense of humor, you know that?"
"And you don't?"
"Not one as warped as you!" Her fellow Level 5 insisted, teasingly sticking out her tongue.
Ruiko just smiled at her.
Well, if her humor was warped then she might as well use it to scare off annoying friends who didn't know that disturbing someone when they were reading was very rude.
"You're thinking something bad, aren't you?" Naru asked with a frown.
"I wasn't the one who came to disturb her friend when she was busy reading."
"You're upset?"
"You think?"
"Fine~" Naru said with a frown. "I'll go. Sorry for bothering you and enjoy your reading."
"Bye," Ruiko waved lazily as she returned to her book.
Ah, Kama Sutra. I wonder when I can try some of the things in this book...
Okay, so Ruiko is a bust. And that means Accel is a bust too. She has him totally wrapped around her finger. If she won't act, neither will he. Naru thought to herself with a frown as she eyed the skyscraper her intel told her housed the Number 4's organization, SCHOOL's, secret base. Which means, as much as I hate it, I've gotta reach out to the others.
Or you could be a big girl and just let it go. Kurama suggested, sounding exasperated.
No, this is wrong! People are writing about me having sex with older people.
By a year or four.
It's the principle of the matter!
Isn't that girlfriend of yours four years older than you? Kurama pointed out.
She can't get me pregnant.
Actually-
No. Do not go there.
Well, even if she can't. Which she totally can. I don't think pregnancy is the point about why you humans are so hung up on age differences especially for your younglings.
I'm not letting it go, alright? So can it. End of discussion.
Fine. The ancient fox whined as it slinked off into the depths of her mind.
"Okay, here goes." Naru said to hype herself up as she took to the air on a collision course with one of the few windows on the target skyscraper's top floor. "Really wish I could just teleport in, but that wouldn't get his attention as well."
That and you just want to be all dramatic.
Oh, hush you! Naru chided as she shot through the reinforced glass and into a darkened lab of some sort, the only illumination being provided by the limited light coming in from the narrow bank of windows she'd just busted.
Why does his secret base have to be a lab? Wouldn't it be nicer if he made it more comfortable?
"Number 2," [Dark Matter] said with a glare as he walked out of the shadows into the small circle of light like a boss out of a video game. "It's daring of you to attack my base like this. Is the Trinity initiating hostilities already?"
"Oh, hey Kakine! Did you see what's on the web? This is serious. It's an attack on all Level 5s!" Naru exclaimed in a serious tone.
For a moment the boy with the shoulder-length dirty blond hair and perpetual cocky smile looked uncharacteristically confused, before shaking his head.
"Your petty attempt at a distraction will get you nowhere." The Number 4 said as he sent a brace of Dark Matter knives flying her way with a sweep of his arm.
"How can you be so blind to what everyone is doing to us?!" The girl looked shocked as she casually evaded the probably anti-chakra blades. "I thought you would be the first to take the sword to this. And stab them with more pointy objects."
"Uh, Kakine?" A man with a laid back voice said over some kind of intercom. "I think she might be talking about those fanfics I was telling you about. Intel has it that she's all worked up about it lately."
"Yes, that's exactly it!" Naru exclaimed cheerfully, glad that at least someone here understood the importance of her mission. "Thank you… Um, I'm guessing it's Headgear-Guy, right? Since you handle SCHOOL's intel. Anyway, whoever you are, I'm buying you cookies later. You have a favorite kind?"
The intercom crackled signalling that Number 4's unseen minion was about to speak, but Kakine cut him off. "No bribing my people, [ManiForce]!"
That he accompanied his words by sending a barrage of javelins flying at her, just made his point all the more cutting. Pun intended.
Not that they troubled Naru much, as she easily evaded the lot of them with some chakra enhanced gymnastics.
"I was being nice. You should try it. Anyway, what are we going to do about this madness? We're being insulted by the populace!"
"You came here, waltzing into my secret base, just to ask me such an inane question?" [Dark Matter] scoffed as he conjured a pair of whip like tentacles from his back that he used to lash out at her. "Are you that immature?"
"Oi oi! Easy with the tentacles! See this is the thing that people write about!" Naru shouted as she shot a pair of fireballs that burned the two Dark Matter appendages off just over his shoulder.
"If you're just here to be a brat about that drivel then leave," the young man said as he turned to walk away. "I have no time for such nonsense. And I advise you to do the same. We Level 5s have more important things to do than deal with such mundane matters."
"Hmph! Fine. Be that way. Headgear-Guy, email me that cookie order. I'll mail it to you."
The intercom crackled again. "Her benefits are nice."
"Banka," [Dark Matter] growled warningly. "Do you want to die!? And Number 2?"
"Yeah?"
"Stop trying to steal my people!"
Naru teleported out of the building just seconds before an armory's worth of probably anti-chakra swords would have impaled her.
"Yesh, you try to be nice and he acts all whiny." Naru noted from the rooftop of an adjacent building. "Well, he's a bust. Time to go see if the others will be more reasonable."
"Yo Frenda-chan," Naru greeted pleasantly as her call connected. "Mind letting Mugino know that I'm stopping by?"
"You're stopping by? Why?" ITEM's resident blonde cutie asked over the line, sounding adorably confused.
"Nothing major. Want to talk to Mugino about something is all. Just let her know I'm coming alright?"
"Sure. I'll do that no-"
"Frenda, who is that you have on the phone?" [Meltdowner]'s voice carried over the line.
"It's Namikaze-san. She's saying she wants to come over."
"Come over? How does she even know where- Ugh! That pesky Number 3! Fine, Namikaze can come over but she needs to do something for us first."
"She does know I can hear her right?"
"I don't think Mugino cares," Frenda confessed.
"You're right. I don't. Now since you're listening in, ready to do me a favour?"
"Ugh, what an Ojou-sama. Fine fine." Naru rolled her eyes. "What do you want?"
"Nothing much. We just need some groceries-"
An hour later Naru walked into the luxury penthouse that ITEM was using as their headquarters with her arms full of groceries and other purchases that Mugino and her team had sent her to buy on their behalf. Normally such trivial tasks were beneath a Level 5 operative of the Dark Side and handled by some grunt from a subordinate organization, which was exactly why Mugino had forced Naru to go do it.
It was meant to humiliate Naru.
Too bad for Mugino, the Number 2 had actually enjoyed the whole thing. Shopping was one of her favourite things after all. And grocery shopping was a new experience for her, which made the whole thing even more fun. She was always into trying out new things.
"Done. Now can we talk?" The blonde pouted at the haughty weakling even as Frenda-chan came over to help relieve her of the stuff she was carrying.
Seriously, did Mugino get off by acting all uppity and superior? It was weird.
Did she have some kind of inferiority complex and needed constant validation of her superiority?
If so, that was just sad.
"Thanks Frenda-chan," Naru offered her fellow blonde as the latter took the groceries and other stuff over to the kitchen to be sorted.
"No problem, Namikaze-san." The Scandavian girl said as she walked slowly away weighed down by all the stuff she was carrying, her teammates Kinuhata Saiai and Takitsubo Rikou trailing lazily behind her.
"Man, you need to up her pay. She's a trooper." Naru commented as she looked at Mugino.
"She doesn't get paid a salary. We split our cut of the team's rewards equally." Mugino told her with a dismissive wave of her hand.
"I see. I see." Naru hummed with a sly look on her face.
"No poaching my people, Namikaze!" Mugino snarled like an angry cat.
Why do all the other Level 5s accuse me of that?
'Cos they can see what you're thinking? You're not exactly subtle.
She just sent her tenant a mental pout in reply.
"Alright, no need to get your expensive panties in a twist." Naru said placatingly. "So are you even going to pay me back for all that stuff you had me buy? That handbag of yours was expensive, you know."
"I know. It's why I bought it. Here." Mugino said with a smirk as she handed over a cashcard. "That should cover the costs."
Naru nodded and took the card. As she put it into her wallet, she decided it was time to get down to the real reason she was there.
"So! Have you heard the news? It's horrible. Terrible even!" She said dramatically.
"Is this about you finding out about those fanfics? Really, how childish are you? I find them amusing."
"How did you know?"
"Your friend Number 3 gave me a call and said you might stop by to bug me about it." Mugino confessed. "Warned me not to pick a fight. Even had the gall to threaten me if I did. Apparently you got into one when you barged into [Dark Matter]'s base uninvited and she didn't want a repeat if it could be avoided."
Ruiko, you're the best bestie ever!
Huh, that was actually pretty thoughtful of her.
"So, um, those fanfics?" Naru pressed.
"Most of them are trash but some are diamonds among the rough."
"Even the ones about you?"
"You have to take the good with the bad."
Naru slumped her shoulders. There went another for the cause.
"Yes, if that was all, we're done here. Bye-bye, Namikaze. Shoo." Mugino waved her hand dismissively as if she was chasing away a pest.
Tch, what a class A bitch.
"Frenda! See your friend out." Mugino ordered as she got up and strolled towards the kitchen presumably to pick out her share of the things Naru had bought for ITEM.
"Sorry to keep you waiting, Namikaze-san." Frenda-chan said as she returned a moment later. "I'll show you out."
"Thanks," Naru said with a frown as she followed her fellow blonde out of the suite.
"You know, don't tell her I said it, but Mugino is not quite as blasé about those fanfics as she pretends." Frenda-chan whispered to Naru as they waited for the elevator. "She hates a lot of it and reading some of the worse ones sends her into fits of homicidal rage, but she still reads the stuff."
"Why? Is she actually a masochist?"
"Maybe? I do know though that she likes finding those where the other Level 5s are being humiliated, especially those where she's the one doing the humiliating."
"Why am I not surprised."
"I know right." Frenda agreed, causing both blondes to burst into amused giggles.
"Hello Naru-chan," Shokuhou Misaki-Sempai greeted Naru as the younger blonde walked into the cafe where the [Queen] was having a tea party with her Faction. "I've been expecting you."
"Hi Misaki-sempai." Naru returned the greeting pleasantly. "Ruiko gave you a call too?"
"A text actually. Something about how my vocal ability is grating to her."
Naru winced.
What the hell did Misaki-Sempai do to piss Ruiko off like that? She's not usually so mean.
Actually, I think she was just being honest in this case. The mind controller's verbal tic is very annoying.
Really? I don't see the problem with it.
It's because you're so used to it. Which is something else entirely wrong.
Whatever, it's not that weird. Have you seen what this city can offer?
Taking a seat in the conveniently empty seat across from her fellow blonde Level 5, Naru looked seriously at her fellow blonde. "So you already know why I'm here."
"Indeed!" Misaki-Sempai nodded with a bemused smile on her face. "Really though, Naru-chan, while I'm fully aware of the filth you are worrying about, I feel taking the high road is worth more here. Just use your ignoring power. It'll show your maturity ability."
"It's weird though." Naru sulked, "I mean, I'm underage and people are writing about me d-doing that. It's so skeevy."
Misaki-Sempai just looked at her oddly for a moment.
"Someone has a high language ability." She said with a shake of her head.
"I do study." Naru joked weakly with a small smile. "But back on topic. So I should just ignore this?"
"It's the price of celebrity status. People have expectations and they want to see it, or write it in this case." The starry eyed blonde shrugged her shoulders. "Besides, what if we did retaliate? Like if I went out to destroy the minds of all those who wrote these offensive stories, I'd not have enough time in the day to do anything else."
"But what if you find out about the more, you know, out there, ones?"
"Well, if I have the time," Misaki-Sempai said as she sipped from her cup of tea. "Then I'll give them a mental equivalent of a blue screen of death."
"That's all?" Naru asked surprised. "I'd have thought you'd be a lot less merciful than that."
The more developed blond shrugged once more, doing things to her bust that Naru really wanted to see happen to her girlfriend's boobs. "What would you have me do? Kill them? I'm not that barbarian Accelerator. And even he won't kill people for this, though I have it on good authority - his girlfriend's - that's only because she and their daughters disapprove."
"Ruiko mentioned that?"
"You were seeking out the Level 5s so your friend gave me a heads up." Misaki-Sempai told her with a conflicted look. "You know that girl confuses me and not just because trying to read her mind is like listening to static at the best of times. One minute she's standoffish and the next she's all polite and courteous and giving me forewarning of things. She taxes my understanding ability."
"Yeah, you get used to it." Naru sighed as she took and nibbled on a scone. "She's very confusing. I blame mood swings."
"Well, she is getting to that age." Misaki-Sempai noted with a frown. "Let's hope her swings aren't too bad or the City make not have the survival power to withstand them when its bad."
Is Misaki-Sempai talking about what I think she's talking about?
Well, like she said, you and Robogirl are at the right age for it.
Yeah, but… No, now's not the time to think about it.
"Thanks for the advice Sempai." Naru said as she stood, totally ignoring the tangent the conversation had taken at the end. "As always, you seem the most mature about this. I'll go talk with a few more people before I settle on the matter."
"Okay~! Have fun with your deduction ability." Misaki-Sempai said with a wave even as Naru teleported away.
"Maybe I should contact Accelerator somehow and warn him to get some kairo and painkillers for that girlfriend of his. She, and the City, will likely need it." [Mental Out] mused. "Nah. Let him work on showing his boyfriend ability all on his own."
"That's not how you should treat someone who's trying to help you." A boisterous high schooler who was wearing his uniform's jacket over his shoulders as a make-shift cape, a Rising Sun shirt and a white headband said as he threw an unconscious Skill Out thug to the ground. "Attacking your benefactor? And from behind? Do you have no GUTS!?"
"They attacked you, Gunha-Sempai?" Naru asked as teleported into one of the back alleys of District 19 where the Number 9 was towering over the crumpled forms of his defeated foes.
Must you always use such flowery language when talking about this loon?
Duh. If I want anything from the guy I just have to ham it up with him. I'm used to it… Wow that's depressing!
Yes, because you're even doing it in your own head… Ugh! You know what? Just do whatever you want! I'm going to sleep. I want nothing to do with this crackpot and his brand of crazy.
Sleep tight. Naru sent back, even as she wished she could join her tenant. She didn't want to deal with Gunha-Sempai's madness either. But she didn't really have much of a choice.
"So, um, Gunha-Sempai-"
"Ssh, Kohai-chan." The boy with the windswept and spiky black hair said. "I know why you're here."
"Ruiko contacted you too?"
"No!" He insisted. "My GUTS told me!"
"Okay~" Naru replied, doing her best to keep her skepticism out of her voice. "So you'll answer my question?"
"Only if you help me cleanse this District of delinquency." Her fellow Gemstone replied as he finally turned to look at her. "So do you have the GUTS to help me in my quest?"
"Alright," Naru reluctantly agreed. "So how are we doing this? Team-up or split up and see who gets the most?"
Gunha-Sempai just looked at her like she was an idiot. "What do you mean, Kohai-chan? You talk as if we're going to beat people up."
"We aren't?" Naru asked, blinking in confusion. She glanced at the bodies lying unconscious on the cold unforgiving ground.
"No no, we're merely lecturing them and passing out pamphlets for job and educational opportunities." Gunha-Sempai said with a shake of his head. "Unless of course they do something that shows they have no GUTS like this bunch. Then we demonstrate the strength of our GUTS and show them the error of their ways."
"Oh! That's so much easier! Sempai is as amazing as usual." Naru said sarcastically, knowing full well that she needed to butter up her fellow Gemstone's ego.
Ugh! This will take so much longer than just beating them up and handing them over to Anti-Skill!
"Ha-Ha! You know me, always the symbol of justice and honesty!" Gunha-Sempai said with a prideful chuckle. "Now, here's your pamphlets."
Naru took the printouts that the unhinged Level 5 produced out of nowhere reluctantly and with a strained smile.
"Thanks Sempai."
"No need for thanks, Kohai-chan! Now it's time to set off. It's time to show the world our GUTS!"
At her fellow Gemstone's bold declaration, Naru swore she could hear a wave crashing against a cliffside in the background. It had to be the result of an Esper ability. It had to be.
"Guts," Naru chorused with a forced smile as she set out on the chore she'd quite unhappily volunteered herself for.
At the end of the day, Naru found herself having dinner at a family restaurant with Gunha-Sempai.
At least he's treating me to dinner. Naru mused as she ate her food tiredly. It almost makes up for all those idiot street thugs hitting on me because they're lolicons. Almost, but not quite.
"So what did you want to ask me about?" The hotheaded Number 9 asked when they had both finished their meals.
"You don't know?"
"My GUTS only told me you were looking for me to ask something, not what you wanted to ask."
How convenient… The blonde thought to herself sarcastically even as she sighed in exasperation.
"Well, I think there is a moral problem going on, Sempai. Did you know that there are people online writing disturbing things about us Level 5s? Including those of us who are still just underage girls?"
"Ah! You're talking about the fanfics." Gunha-Sempai said with an exaggerated look of epiphany. "I've heard about them before. Personally I don't mind them but if these people are upsetting you, I'll be happy to help you teach them a lesson in modesty and virtue."
"No no, it's alright!" Naru replied hastily, waving her hands in a panic as she thought about what he would do to them. "I'm, um, fine with it. Just wanted to vent really."
That wasn't at all true but she'd rather lie than spend another day of putting up with Gunha-Sempai's madness.
"If you're sure?" The high schooler said, looking very disappointed.
"I'm sure!" Naru insisted as firmly as she could.
"Well, then vent away-"
He was cut off when his phone suddenly rang.
"Eh, hello Haratani-kun?" Gunha-Sempai answered sheepishly. "Eh? I have to head home now? I'm in the middle of dealing with a crisis for my Kohai. What?! It was my turn to take out the trash and burnables?! It slipped my mind! I'll be there in a minute!"
He closed his phone and turned to Naru and bowed his head deeply. "Kohai-chan! I need to do my household chores! If you need me, call me once again! For now, chin up and let your GUTS lead you to glory! Bye!"
With that he sped out of the restaurant like a speedster straight out of a manga.
"Did he just ape the Flash?" Naru gasped in shock. "Since when can he do that?! Ugh, his powers make no sense..."
The ever elusive Number 8 was impossible to pin down as always, even with Ruiko's help. So after spending most of the night wasting her time trying, Naru just gave up and went to the one person she knew would completely understand where the blonde was coming from.
The only reliable person in this damned City!
"Sempai!" Naru said seriously as she teleported directly into Mikoto-Sempai and Kuroko-san's bedroom. "I have something to show you."
Mikoto-Sempai looked up from the magazine she was reading and looked at Naru skeptically.
"Does this have something to do with why, according to Saten, you were visiting all the Level 5s today?"
"Yes," Naru nodded as she handed her phone over to the [Railgun] with one of the lurid pieces of smut she'd found about the chestnut haired Electromaster already loaded onto its screen. "Read this."
The other Level 5 frowned as she took the phone and began reading. Within moments the other girl's face had turned atomic red.
"W-What is this?!" The older girl sputtered in indignation as she threw the phone back at Naru in disgust.
"...Apparently people like to pair the Level 5s up. And this is the fanfiction about us." The blonde replied as she caught her phone.
"That's smut!"
"Yes, it is. And something must be done about it."
"How did you even find this!?"
"That's not the issue here." Naru said, looking at her pointedly. "Did you know that people think we're bitter enemies or something. Hell, you want to know our most popular tag?"
"No, don't tell me!"
"Hate sex. Our pairing is called the Energizer Bunny!"
"Let me see that!" Mikoto-Sempai screeched, leaning forward in a bid to snatch Naru's phone but the blonde just stepped back out of her reach before calmly passing her phone back to the brunette. "What in the unholy hell have you found?"
"Hey, you think that's bad? You're not the one who's paired with pretty much every combination there is! I am not loose. I'm in a dedicated relationship."
Mikoto-Sempai looked through the pairing tags with an increasingly red face. "Why the hell are you and the big boobed bimbo only softcore? With that crazy involved it should be hardcore at least! And why are my pairings all hardcore!? I'm a pure delicate flower, not some deviant!"
Naru gave her a disbelieving look. "Then you better not read anything about you and [Meltdowner]."
"...You already did, didn't you?"
"Gotta say, kinda hot."
"Kuroko can never find out about this."
Naru looked away, but could still see from the corner of her eye as her Sempai turned pale. "...You didn't."
"I might have been complaining about it when she called me earlier today."
It was just then that the door to the dorm room opened and Kuroko-san stepped in.
"Namikaze-san?"
The Teleporter probably would have said more but before she could, an enraged [Railgun] had zapped her with a powerful static burst that left her a charred, twitching mess.
"...I'm gonna go."
"You do that."
"A-Ah! Onee-sama's love is truly the best!" Kuroko-san gurgled, earning herself another electric shock.
Not wanting to see more of her friends' SM play, Naru hastily retrieved her phone and teleported away. She'd had more than her fair share of dealing with smut and its consequences today, thank you very much. Right now, all she wanted to do was take a page out of Kurama's book and sleep.
Done and done! Thanks to Nameless as always!
Well, that was a fluffy chapter full of craziness, wasn't it? I have to say, when this idea came up it was the most hilarious thing ever. Celebrity fics have always been a thing so why not play that up in Academy City? Is it deplorable? Yes. Funny? Even more so.
Nameless: Indeed. Who knew we could turn a simple slice of life interlude/filler chapter into something quite so crazy? I certainly didn't. Hope you guys liked it and the snippets we offered into Naru's relationships with the other Level 5s. It's about time Kakine and Gunha showed up in TOT.
Please note that much wanton hand holding was in those fics, so it's lewd level was off the charts. Yes, that's the depravity of AC. Most foul.
Nameless: Unless it was written by Aogami Pierce. If he's the author then you've gotta expect that the really R-rated stuff is going to come out. It's totally canon that he's an absolute pervert, just see what kind of Indian Poker cards he produced in the Dream Ranker arc of Toaru Kagaku no Railgun.
Now that's going to be a fun arc to write.
Nameless: Now, now, don't get the readers' hopes up too high. With the changes we're planning, that particular scene might not even happen.
Oh, right! Spoilers~
Nameless: Anyways~ That's all from us this time. Sign us off, E4E!
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