TDA Aftermath IV
Pov. Third person
"Wha, me? I'm supposed to read that?" asked Geoff's voice as the movie set could be seen in the background, "Uh, last time on Total Drama Action... our timbers got seriously shivered as Heather and Lindsay, two former fake friends turned full-blown rivals, suffered through the final pirate movie challenge," Heather falls off the mast and Lindsay was shot from a cannon, "Whoa, dudes. Looks like that was a blast hahahaha. They followed that up with a crazy run through every crazy challenge from the whole entire season," Lindsay loads dirt into a wheelbarrow and competes against bigfoot in a race, while Heather has a horse fall on her and has to box with a bear, "needless to say, both competitors kept us on the edge of our seats every step of the way. Showing their extensive knowledge about the competition and keeping the race in constant uncertainty until the end", the earthquake simulator collapses and raises a thick cloud of dust, "but in the end someone had to win, and to everyone's total surprise, the one who was crowned as the champion, was none other than the most stunning star of this program and the protagonist of this season par excellence, Lindsay!", She waves to the camera from a throne, "haha old dude, who would have guessed? We are about to convey the definitive conclusion for this incredible show, so if you don't want to miss it, then you better not change the channel, go to the bathroom and look for your friends and pets, because this is TOTAL... DRAMA... ACTION... AFTERMATH... How did I do?"
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*Sound of applause*
The program begins a little after the competition ended. With everyone ready and sitting in the armchairs. Geoff and Bridgette as always were on the couch in center stage.
"What happened folks!? Let me hear that applause, I'm your host, Geoff."
"And I'm your co-host, Bridgette."
Geoff stuck to her and put his arm around her neck, "and this is Total Drama Action Aftermath!"
*Sound of applause*
There was applause from both the audience and the other contestants seated on the sides of the stage, "with us for the first and maybe last time, is the rest of the cast of drama island and Total Drama Action," Bridge said, "a round of applause to Owen, Noah, Izzy, Ezekiel, Eva, Katie, Sadie, Tyler, Trent, DJ, Duncan, Courtney and LeShawna."
*Sound of applause*
"And on this side we have the guests who lost after the last Aftermath and didn't make it to the finals," Geoff said pointing to guests on the couch on the left, "and in the spirit of being the last episode of the show, we have them all gathered here, they're Gwen, Cody, Beth, Harold, Justin, Heather and the last and most important, the winner of the competition, Lindsay!", the blonde was sitting on a golden throne located between the two sofas.
*Sound of applause, excited shouts and lewd whistles*
"Yoo hoo, hello everyone, I'm honored to be here, sitting on this throne, I wish I had a tiara that matched," Lindsay said as she waved.
"I know how you feel Linds, as a former winner I've been there," the party animal told her. A small flashback of Geoff sleeping on the throne when no one was watching is shown.
"And then you lost everything because of a bad choice," Noah reminded him borelessly.
"And then you were voted out first because you and Miss "Table Wax" couldn't stop smooching everywhere at all times," Heather reminded them, also bored.
"Yes, and thanks to that we are here today, so you're welcome," Geoff said without being discouraged in the least, "well, before we move on to the winner's interview," Lindsay sent a kiss to the audience, "let's go through the competitors who fell in the final stretch of the competition first."
"Which means that our first guest to be interviewed is none other than-."
"Princess Gwen!" Geoff interrupted Bridgette.
*Sound of thunderous applause and excited screams*
The goth shrank in her seat wondering if it was possible to sink and disappear, "Did you have to introduce me like this?" she complained to Geoff.
"I'm sorry dudette, but the character of Princess Gwen is a huge phenomenon right now," Geoff said, he and Bridgette were holding Princess Gwen dolls, a few contestants did so as well.
"My dog will like this eh," Zeke said.
"Thanks to her innovative design, Princess Gwen is suitable for all audiences, from girls who dream of being princesses," said Bridge in a salesperson's voice.
"Even teenage boys who like thicc goths hahahaha," Geoff said.
"Grrrrrrrr," Gwen could only growl in frustration, Cody patted her on the back in comfort.
"Come on Gwen, it's not too bad, I think it's good publicity, these dolls could just make you the most popular doll of the season after Lindsay," Bridgette said.
"I like your hair, it's so dark."
"Oh thank you, I like your dress is so dark."
"Let's be friends."
Lindsay was playing with two of the dolls while there were three others around her. Cody contemplated one in his hand, 'in another life this could have seen the worst of me without a doubt', the geek got a little chill.
Heather rolled her eyes, "I don't know what you're complaining about, you literally have guaranteed publicity for years... until people come to their senses and realize that goths are no big deal."
Gwen raised her head in frustration, "You don't understand, it's not the doll that bothers me, but that she finds out that I wear a prince dress-."
"Oh sorry Gwen, I'm going to interrupt you there," Geoff said touching the microphone in his ear, "apparently we already have a video call," Geoff read the screen with a confused expression, "Princess Ella from British Columbia."
Two pairs of eyes widened at the name. Cody's who recognized her immediately, and to his surprise, Gwen's, "oh no," said the goth paler than usual.
Video call.
"Yoo hoo~, hello to all the amazing contestants of Total Drama Action~ ah~, ah~ ah~, ah~, ah~", she sang in an incredibly melodious voice, "my name is Ella, and I'm so happy to meet you all finally, mua~", she sent a kiss to the camera.
She was a girl a year or two younger than them, she had skin as pale or paler than Gwen's. But unlike the goth whose appearance screamed gray and pessimistic, Ella's screamed... pink, cheerful, and refined. She was even wearing a pink fairytale dress to the knees and a hairstyle with her black hair tied back and held in a pink ribbon. Her room from where she made the call looked like that of a 6-year-old girl. She had a lot of stuffed animals.
"She's a real princess!" said Beth in amazement.
"Aaaaawww, she looks so beautiful in that dress," Lindsay said.
Duncan had a dizzy expression, "uff, I think I'm going to throw up with so much pink," he said with a green face. Gwen was no better.
"Welcome to the show Ella," Bridgette said, "let me guess, are you by any chance a fan of Princess Gwen?"
"Of course I am dear Bridgette," she said happily as she held up some Gwen dolls still in their boxes, "I also have several CDs with her music," she looked at someone in the audience specifically, "but this call is not to talk about the doll. Hello dearest cousin, it's been a long time since we last saw each other, I'm so happy to hear from you," she said looking at Gwen.
*Gasping sound*
Everyone looked at Gwen with varying degrees of fright, surprise, amazement, confusion, and sadistic, sadistic joy. Not even Noah could remain apathetic to this development, shown by his gaping expression.
"It's... not... possible," Courtney said in a daze.
Duncan was biting his tongue to keep from laughing, "You're telling me that Snow White here... Is it your cousin?"
"Distant...", Gwen sighed tiredly, "she is a very distant cousin", confessed the goth reluctantly.
"But we were almost like sisters when we were kids," Ella said, not realizing that she had ruined Gwen's intentions to appear as distant from her as possible. The princess pouted, "although I could never get her to wear a dress, I told you that they would look great on you and I was right, Princess Gwen is wonderful~," she sang the last part in an angelic voice.
Heather had a huge smile on her lips, "oh... this is so good," she said making Gwen shudder.
Cody looked at the girl on screen, she looked a little younger than in her Pahkitew Island debut, which would make sense considering that everyone enters the show at 16 years old and she is part of the third generation. A curious fact is that Cody is not only the shortest of the male cast, but he is the youngest competitor of all, being the last one to have a birthday. Ironic isn't it?
'I had no idea that these two were cousins... though with a pale complexion and eyes black as night, I can certainly see the resemblance. And knowing how bubbly Ella is, I'm not surprised why Gwen would want to hide any relationship with her, it's not like the people here are the most understanding," Cody reflected.
"Well, while I'm here I'd like to congratulate Her Majesty Lindsay on her win during the show, and on finding such a charming, kind, sweet, and handsome prince as Sir Cody," Ella said, looking at Lindsay and Cody fondly. Tyler made an awkward face and Zeke patted him on the back.
Cody smiled uncomfortably, a prince is the last thing he would want someone dating three girls at the same time to be associated with... Wait a minute, didn't the real princes have harems of lovers galore?... shit, "awwww, thanks Helga... Ella said, I'm sorry, I still have a hard time remembering the names of new people," Lindsay apologized scratching the back of her neck.
"Oh don't worry about it, I admire the effort you put into your memory complications. Well, I think I've already monopolized this interview enough, say hello to dear aunt, cousin, see you soon~"
"See you Ella, it was great to have you here," Geoff said.
End of the video call.
"So... that's your cousin," said the partygoer.
"Don't... say... nothing," Gwen warned him.
"Hey, if you had been here on the last show I would have scoffed, but I learned my lesson, karma is painful," Geoff said.
"Muack~," Bridgette kissed him on the cheek, "well said."
"Hey! Don't eat in front of the poor!" Izzy complained to them, she wanted to sit on Cody's lap during the interview, but she was denied and now she is in a bad mood.
"Okay, okay, we'll keep that to a minimum," Bridgette said, "now let's see a little bit of Gwen's journey through the show," the screen lit up showing scenes of Gwen (most focusing on her butt).
"Gwen, last season you came to the island as the typical goth girl fed up with life and without a hint of enthusiasm," Geoff said as Gwen was seen snorting, sighing or rolling her eyes.
"Despite that, you were able to build a good relationship with most of your team, you made friends and you were even among the first to have a love interest," Bridgette continued. Gwen was shown being hugged by Owen, laughing with LeShawna and Beth, punching Cody in the arm, annoying Noah, and blushing when Trent smiled at her.
Gwen and Trent were very uncomfortable seeing their failed romance on screen.
"However, you also got into a tense, but hot, relationship with Heather, being one of the most legendary of the show hahahahaha," Geoff laughed while showing the mutual hatred between Gwen and Heather.
"Do you want to stop that hot relationship thing at once!?" complained Heather when Geoff drew hearts on the image.
"Unfortunately, the second season didn't have the best start for you, did it?" said the partygoer.
"You broke up with your boyfriend, you were under suspicion of infidelity with Duncan and you were kicked off the show because of Heather for the second time, not to mention that you were also incredibly shipped with her afterwards," Bridgette said while the images were played, ending with the accidental kiss of both girls. Duncan looked very uncomfortable, as well as Gwen, and only got worse when Courtney frowned, Heather was also upset about that last shot.
"So what do you have to tell us about your experience so far?" asked Geoff.
Gwen folded her arms, "Frankly, horrible, I didn't ask to be at the center of all these problems, it seemed like the more I tried to get away from them they only got bigger to catch up with me, I wasn't even close to a million to justify all that fuss. I still think I was better off if I hadn't come to this silly show."
Cody tensed up when Gwen said the latter, but no one noticed, he opened and closed his fist several times to relax.
"Courtney, there is not, nor was there anything between Duncan and me, I swear, just... We are friends, after my last breakup getting entangled in a love drama was the last thing I was looking for," she said.
Everyone looked to the CIT for their opinion, she was still sitting with her arms crossed in a bad mood, "... Can you look me in the face and tell me in all honesty that you were not looking for anything romantic with Duncan?" asked Courtney seriously.
Gwen looked at her face and opened her mouth, "...", but for too long a moment the words took a long time to come out, most attributed it to the nervousness caused by Courtney's intense gaze... except Cody, "I... I swear... I don't have those intentions with him," she was finally able to blurt out. The geek also didn't miss the slight disappointment that went through Duncan's face at the time.
"...", Courtney at first didn't say anything, she just stared at her in an evaluative way, which caused a lot of discomfort in Gwen. In the end he just closed his eyes and sighed, "... It's okay, I believe you."
Most relaxed upon hearing that, but this time not only Cody, but also Heather noticed the doubt on Courtney's face, the queen bee would keep that little piece of information just in case.
"Okay, now that tensions and hostility have subsided, let's move on to some questions asked by the audience," Geoff said, "Bridge..."
"Here's one from ~AfterlifeArt~, it says: Gwen, what's your biggest inspiration when it comes to painting?"
"Wow, a normal question, that's so... weird," Sadie said.
"I know, I was expecting something like, 'What color are your panties?' as a question," Katie said.
What color are yours, Katie?"
"Oh, well..."
"Shhhhh," Eva silenced them both.
"Well, to be honest, I didn't have an inspiration as such, and that made moving forward very slow," she smiled and slapped Cody on the arm in a friendly way, "until someone got me thinking and I finally found my inspiration," she said, "and very ironically Chris became my muse," on the screen above was an image of Chris's trailer with gothic graffiti and the humiliating portrait of the host of the challenge talents.
*Sound of thunderous laughter*
Everyone in the studio laughed at the picture.
"Okay, okay," Geoff said reading another comment, "oh hahahahaha, this one is very good," Geoff said.
Bridgette read it and blushed, "oh dear, please don't do it," the surfer said.
"This one is from our friend IrishKatana."
"Yep, he's gonna do it," Bridgette said with her eyes rolling.
"It says, 'After kissing Heather, who do you think kisses better? Her or Trent?'" asked Geoff. Both girls blushed.
*uuuuuuuhhhhhhh~*
"...", however, Gwen's prolonged silence was very... telling.
"You're joking," Noah said wide-eyed. The rest of the cast realizing it too.
"Hahahahaha," Owen and Izzy were laughing like crazy.
"Izzy knows the answer to that question," the lunatic said as she licked her lips, Lindsay's face bursting red behind her hands.
Trent felt very, very, humiliated, "agh, dude."
"Hahahahahahahahaha, she liked the accidental kiss with that wasp more than her boyfriend's... sorry Elvis," Duncan said with false pity.
Heather was annoyed, "Are you serious!? Do you really have no dignity or what!?"
"Why are you the one who thinks you can be outraged by this!?" Gwen demanded.
"Do you think I like the idea that you liked kissing me?"
"I didn't like it... I just admitted that it was better... It's not the same to kiss a boy as a girl! Okay!?" she said crossing her arms.
"All right, I think enough of this," Bridgette said.
"Come on, just one more," Geoff said, "this one seems harmless, and it would help to have context," he begged.
Bridgette sighed, "go ahead."
"Well, this one is from CaioCola, ask: Why is it that when the teams were formed did you choose Duncan as your first choice right away and not LeShawna or Cody? I'm interested in hearing your opinion," Geoff read.
Everyone looked at the goth, "well, I couldn't choose LeShawna at the time, Duncan is a tough competitor and we get along, I just thought 'Why not?', there were no hidden intentions, and I didn't expect that making that decision would cause me so much trouble later."
Duncan seemed pleased to be chosen for being rude, Courtney keeping any comment to herself.
"Well a pretty ordinary, but pretty reasonable answer, that was Gwen for you guys," the party animal said.
*Sound of applause*
"I don't know about you, but this was a crazy start," Geoff said, "just imagine if we had the hammer, or the anvil, or the electric chair."
"But you promised there wouldn't be any of that, remember?" Bridgette warned.
"Hey, I said I learned my lesson," Geoff said, "plus the hammer and anvil disappeared and the power chair mysteriously went bad."
'Yes... mysteriously,' thought Cody, looking around.
"I think it's better that way, I mean, if you can't trust your friends' words, what can you really trust?" said Bridgette. Gwen swallowed for some reason.
"yes, you're just forgetting the fact that everyone here is a liar," Noah said nonchalantly.
"I keep my point," the surfer said as she stubbornly folded her arms.
"Okay, let's continue with this show," Geoff said while rubbing his hands together, "oh, I've been waiting a long time for this interview. The next guest is a favorite of his, people in the audience," he said, pointing to the camera. Scenes of Cody during the competition began to be shown on the screen.
"Just by arriving on the island I get everyone's attention by playing a joke on the host we all know," Bridgette said while the scene was shown on screen.
"During the challenges, Cody showed us some of his strongest skills," said Geoff, "good at quelling fights, providing encouragement to those who need it and giving wise advice when needed."
"On the physical side, while not the most gifted, he showed strong determination," Cody is seen yawning during the awake-a-thon, "a cunning and resourceful mind," he is seen making different plans or advising, "and a lot of courage," he jumps on the bear's back, "proving to be actually one of the toughest competitors on the show." ended Bridgette.
"Of course, we must not forget its most characteristic features," Geoff said. On-screen Cody was shown staring at Courtney's butt, Heather in a bathing suit, Izzy sitting on her lap, being crushed by Lindsay's huge melons, or caught in a double hug by Katie and Sadie (Cody doesn't remember how that last one happened) "the boy is a big lucky pervert lolhahahaha", Geoff said.
"Although he makes up for it a little with his charismatic and friendly attitude," Bridgette conceded, on screen Cody is seen talking and laughing with the same girls as before.
"You're right Bridgette, the next guest is a geek with a Highlander look to him," Geoff said.
"Even though he didn't win any seasons, he's been the most voted in popularity polls for his charisma, wit and actions during the game," Bridgette said.
"He's a conqueror who has stolen the hearts of three beautiful women in spectacular fashion," Geoff continued.
"He has been the catalyst for some of the most important dramas in the competition and the voice of reason on more than one occasion. He likes to help his friends and thinks his jokes are funny," Bridgette said.
"Hey!"
"He's the quintessential dramatic competitor, a loud round of applause for Cody!" said Geoff.
*Sound of thunderous applause*
Izzy let out lewd whistles while Lindsay clapped her hands enthusiastically, Heather rolled her eyes at the outrageous introduction.
Cody waved to the crowd from his spot between Gwen and Beth, "nice to be here guys, Geoff, Bridgette," he greeted the hosts.
"It's good to have you here brother," Geoff said, "it's a shame you didn't make it to the finals, you were the only one in the top 4 last season who wasn't ejected in the first few episodes, I would have liked to see you win this time," Geoff said.
"Yes, it would have been great to get to the finals, but to be honest, I wouldn't have liked to have to face Heather or Lindsay, those two are pretty fierce girls," Heather seemed more than pleased to hear that and Lindsay blushed with embarrassment.
"After seeing what they're capable of, I agree with you there," Bridgette said.
"Well, even though you didn't make it past the top 6, you're considered the luckiest contestant in the competition, you tamed Izzy, you fell in love with Lindsay, you slept with both of them and as the icing on the cake you seduced Heather, Heather! That last one alone, it's already a feat worthy of respect," Geoff said dramatically, Heather looked upset at being considered the dessert.
"Well, I don't know what to say about that, it's not like I came to the show expecting this situation," Cody said while scratching the back of his neck, "for Izzy to propose to me was pretty surprising," the redhead looked very proud of that fact, "Lindsay's thing was honestly a complete shock at first, but I don't regret saying yes to her." Lindsay looked very happy at this point, "as for Heather... well... I didn't think she would finally give in, I think that was the craziest thing," the queen bee shook her head with audible "hmph," "I guess I'm grateful, they're all so different that it wouldn't be right to compare them, in their own way each one is amazing, and the fact that they don't mind being with me the three of them together, makes me kind of happy," term Cody. The three girls felt butterflies in their stomachs as they heard it, yes, even Heather.
"Wow, quite strong statements you just gave, if you are interested in knowing you have my support in this strange relationship of yours," said the party animal.
"Thank you Geoff," Cody said.
"I think the same thing, it's not like we weren't aware of the events that led to this as it unfolded, we're on television after all," Bridgette said.
Geoff touched the hearing aid to his ear, "look at that, we have a video call... Scott from Saskatchewan," Cody was surprised to hear the name.
Video call.
"Is this thing on?" a deep, nasal voice was heard as someone was seen trying to manipulate the camera, "done," the person walked away and sat in a cool pose on the steps of a farmhouse while carving a piece of wood with a pocket knife.
He was a boy a year younger than them, with all the stereotypical appearance of a peasant. Short, slicked-back red hair, muddy jeans, pointy black shoes, and a simple white T-shirt that showed the freckles on his shoulders. He had an unpleasant look that was reminiscent of a weasel's and also had some freckles near his eyes.
'Scott...' Cody thought, his hand clenched into a fist.
"What's up TV people?" even when he spoke in his southern accent he felt vulgar and unpleasant.
"Hello... Scott, right?" asked Bridgette being as professional as possible, the guy gave her a bad feeling, "Do you have any questions for us?"
"I sure have, beautiful," Bridgette shuddered as she heard him try to sound cool, "more specifically...," she looked at the geek and smiled, "for the nice man sitting there," she said mockingly.
Owen bit his tongue as Izzy dug his claws into her arm, Lindsay shrank to her throne worried, Heather raised an eyebrow in interest.
Everyone looked at Cody who in turn looked at the farmer with a poker face, "I hear you," he said simply.
"Why don't you put the charade aside?" asked Scott, confusing more than one, "Do you really hope that all of us who watch this show will swallow the story that a scrawny and unattractive geek brat like you really made three girls this hot at the same time genuinely fall in love? Pff, yes of course, obviously everything is acted, you know, to attract the public and that", Lindsay, Heather and Izzy had never felt so disgusted to be called hot by someone, the rest of the girls were no better, Eva was already snapping her fingers from listening to this idiot, "tell us the truth, what did you offer them to sleep with you? Do your homework for the rest of high school? Buy expensive jewelry from them? Was it money? It was money, right? It's not like any of them look difficult, just look at how they dress, and just look at that blonde's boobs," he said, looking lewdly at Lindsay, who covered her chest and shrank on her throne, Tyler looked annoyed, "I bet the redhead was easy, I can't imagine someone being so desperate to try to bang that psychopath."
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! Izzy my arm!" shouted Owen as his arm cracked.
"Grrrrrrrrr", Izzy was growling while squeezing Owen's arm, she didn't care what this loser said about her, but she wasn't going to let him get away with talking about her sweet blonde like that.
Heather for her part was not impressed, she had met worse idiots... Shit, I had dated worse guys. But she also didn't feel comfortable hearing him talk like that about the other two, or insinuating that Cody is not capable of getting anyone on his own merit, even if he was against it all season now they are officially a couple, the same with the other two, any insult towards them is a direct insult to her, and she doesn't like that a beggar dressed as a beggar comes and says whatever he wants.
"You're not being nice at all dude," LeShawna said with a frown.
"Yes, the ones you just insulted are our friends," Gwen said, "... except Heather."
"Fine, I'll tell you."
...
..
.
Everyone looked at Cody as he spoke nonchalantly, "in fact, if you want I can tell you the foolproof method to conquer the girls you want like I did."
Everyone opened their eyes to hear him, "Wow, really?" said Scott genuinely surprised, "that's actually kind of you."
"Eh... Cody, what are you doing?" said Trent, but was ignored.
"You have to befriend him first."
"I understand... sounds easy."
"Then you have to pretend that you care about anything they say."
"It makes sense," he considered as he continued to carve the wood.
"Then you have to make sure you're there when they feel most vulnerable," Lindsay looked at Cody wide-eyed.
"I like where this is going," the farmer said with a smile.
"And ultimately this is very, very, key, none of this will work if you don't take these points into account, never, ever, ever... be an idiot, limp-dicked, dirt-eating peasant redhead named Scott."
"I understand not being an idio... Hey wait! My name is Scott!" said the offended farmer.
"Yes, and you're also an idiot, limp-dick peasant," Heather remarked.
*Sound of laughter*
Everyone in the studio laughed at the land farmer, including the bear, Sasquatchanakwa and the three plagues.
"You're right about something Scott, all my girlfriends are extremely hot, and I'm glad to know that none of them will have your hands on them under any circumstances, ever... and no other girl for that matter", that touched the three lovers and caused amusement to the others, "maybe the goats will consider giving you a chance", conveniently the head of a goat peeked out of the edge of the screen and raised Scott's eyebrows suggestively.
He shuddered, "stupid nerd, this isn't going to stay like this."
"Thanks for calling Scott, it was good to have you here," Geoff said, interrupting him.
"What? No! Wait-!"
End of the video call.
Bridgette pressed the hang up button, "uff... It felt really good to do that," she said.
"What an idiot, he was completely nasty," Courtney said, to her Cody may be a perverted fool, but at least he was nice, this guy didn't have any of that.
'Just wait to meet him in person,' Cody thought.
*Sound of applause*
The geek saw how everyone in the studio applauded him, "hehe, I think I got a little carried away there".
"Okay, way to take out the trash bro," Geoff said.
"Yes, you handled him pretty well," Gwen said next to him.
"Thanks, Wow!", Cody caught a red-haired blur that slammed into him, and immediately began kissing him passionately.
"Ah! It's not fair," Lindsay said from her throne, the vast majority blushing at seeing Izzy exchange saliva with the geek.
She parted ways from Cody with a trickle of saliva between her lips and a euphoric smile, "fuck it, let's do it right here," she said with a lustful look as she tried to take off her top to everyone's bewilderment.
"Oh hell, please don't," Gwen pleaded with a grimace sitting next to her. Cody was very conflicted here.
"Security!" cried Bridgette in alarm, the bear and Sasquatchanakwa came and took the redhead from Cody's lap back to her place.
"I'm sorry Izzy, but this is still a PG show," Geoff apologized as Izzy struggled in the arms of the two animals
"I still think that's not right," Courtney said.
Gwen and Beth helped Cody remove the lipstick from his face, "well, to conclude this interview, how about some questions from the fans?" said Geoff.
"Go ahead, shoot," Cody said.
"Bridge".
The surfer searched on the fan page, "here's one from ~kazikamikaze24~, it says: Cody, dude, you're my idol and not only for flirting with two girls so beautiful and driving a queen bee crazy, but for proving that nerds are more skilled than people think. So I have to know, Anime or Cartoons?"
"It had to be a geeky question," Heather said with her eyes rolling.
"Hey, that's a very valid question," Harold commented.
"I don't have a preference, they're both good sources of entertainment," Cody said. Even as a 22-year-old adult he still had a shelf full of comics and manga in his old apartment, 'now that I think about it a lot of material will become invaluable in a few years' time... I should take stock.'
"Oh this one is interesting," Geoff said looking at the screen, "from Lycnt, it says: Between Izzy, Lindsay and Heather, who kisses better?"
Everyone weighed that Cody would be nervous to answer that in front of the three girls, "oh, that would be Izzy", but once again Cody took the question and uno-reversed it, changing the play and surprising everyone with his quick response.
Lindsay was calm.
"...", and Heather was completely indifferent.
"Wait... Do you both agree with him?" asked DJ surprised.
"She has also kissed us genius," was Heather's response.
"Oh yes, Izzy is definitely the best kisser," Lindsay agreed.
"Hahahahahahaha, the key is to put passion into it... and lots and lots of tongue... But above all PASSION!", said the redhead proud of her superiority in that aspect, she was the one who enjoyed kissing the most.
"Wow, who would have thought?" commented Bridgette.
"Do you want to try?" Izzy offered seductively while licking her lips.
"No thanks, I'm fine!" the surfer declined quickly with her hands raised.
*Owwwwww*
Disappointment was heard from the crowd and the other competitors, including her boyfriend, "Geoff!"
"Yes, sorry, but what guy wouldn't want to see that?" said the partygoer, many agreed.
"Guys," Gwen snorted.
"They're dumb," Courtney said with her arms crossed, Duncan opened his mouth to say something, "make a comment about it and I'll crush your nuts," that actually scared the criminal who covered his crotch and looked very scared.
"Well, I would say this is a good time to wrap up the interview, that was Cody for you," Geoff said.
*Sound of applause*
"Uff," the party animal wiped his forehead, "we have just started and everything has been very hectic."
"I agree," Bridgette said, "and we still have five more guests to go."
"yes, but that doesn't mean we can't take a little break, it's time for That's Gonna Leave A Mark!" said Geoff.
That's Gonna Leave A Mark!
Gwen is being lowered by some wires in the princess challenge.
*Clank*
But her eyes widened as the wires jammed.
*Break*
And then they broke down, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*Crash*
The others grimaced as the goth fell across the stage floor.
...
In the mystery challenge Harold threw a bottle through the ground gate, but it opened and it propelled it back towards the car colliding with the nerd's crotch, who collapsed on the ground.
...
Cody slams his guitar into the stage destroying it in the rock star challenge.
*ZAP*
But because of this he ends up electrocuted.
...
Justin is climbing the mountain with his glass of water in the martial arts challenge, but he put his hand in seagull droppings on the wall and shook it in disgust, but then he started to fall backwards, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*BOOOM*
...
In the astronaut challenge Heather gets on the G-force simulator, but when Chris activates it and starts spinning very fast.
*Clank*
The capsule detaches from its place and flies directly towards the chef.
"Ouch!" the cook said as he was hit by the capsule. Chris grimaced, then backed away, whistling slyly.
...
Lindsay's raccoon was flailing inside her cage, but the blonde didn't notice, so she opened the cage to put the dress on.
"Furious growl," but it jumped to her face instantly.
End of That's Gonna Leave A Mark!
"Then Brody said he could put a whole watermelon in his mouth, and he did!" said Geoff.1
"I don't believe you," Bridgette said, "oh, are we back? Hello everyone, welcome back," he greeted.
"Well, now that we've had time to regain strength, it's time to introduce our next guest," Geoff said. Images of Beth throughout the competition appeared on the screen above.
"Last season Beth came to the island as the typical enthusiastic, naïve country girl looking to make friends with everyone," Bridgette said as Beth was seen arriving and the first thing she did was hug Chris.
"Sadly, that naivety led her to end up in the manipulative hands of Heather who used her as a pawn during the competition," said the partygoer, Heather is seen proposing the alliance.
"Fed up with the tyranny of the queen bee she decided to rebel, which, although very impressive, cost her her place in the competition," Bridgette said while Beth is seen leaving while insulting Heather.
"During season two, Beth had a big crush on Justin, who didn't hesitate to take advantage of this after the merger," Geoff said. Beth is seen drooling over the model.
"Where she was used by this one to trick her best friend," Bridgette said.
"However, once again the farmer realized she was being used, and this time she sacrificed herself to make things right with her friend Lindsay," Beth slaps Justin before leaving.
"Our next guest is a master spinning the baton, has a pig named Big Berta and she claims to have a boyfriend," Bridgette said.
"Hey!"
"She's Beth folks," Geoff said.
*Sound of applause*
Beth shyly greeted the audience, "It's nice to be here, Geoff, Bridgette," she said.
"Beth, many followers pointed to the fact that you were silent during Lindsay's triumph, can we know the reason?" asked Bridgette.
"Oh that, I just didn't think it was right for me to celebrate the triumph of a person that I hurt, I think it would be a little hypocritical of me," she said.
*awwww*
"Beth, I've already forgiven you for that," Lindsay told her.
"Okay, I did it because I wanted to, plus that was your time to shine, so it doesn't bother me," the farmer said.
"aw, I love you friend," said the blonde.
"I love you too, friend," Beth said.
"I want to throw up," Duncan said, "Can we go to the part where they ask you awkward questions?" Courtney hit him with her elbow for interrupting.
"But he has a point, this is dragging on too long," the CIT said.
"Patience folks, it's the last time we're all going to be together like this," Geoff said.
'I'd like nothing more than that, believe me,' Cody thought.
"He's right, and I'm really going to miss you all here," LeShawna said, "... Now it's over right so we can get out!" he claimed to Geoff.
"Okay, okay," the party animal said, "Beth, here are some fan questions for you."
Bridgette read the fan page, "~Zhorvak~ asks: Beth, assuming your boyfriend is true."
"It's true," the farmer said immediately with her arms folded.
"Don't you think he might be very upset with you for your attempts to get Justin to like him?" the surfer said with her eyes rolling.
"Not at all," Beth said, "being a model Brady understands how hard it can be to resist the temptation of a handsome man, he has hundreds of fans after all."
"This sounds too convenient if you ask me," Heather said suspiciously.
"But it's the truth, besides, Justin and I didn't get anywhere in the end, and I ended up slapping him in public, right?" said the farmer.
Justin grimaced from his seat as he rubbed his face, "yes, that certainly earned you some points with the fans," Geoff said as he replayed the scene in which Justin was slapped on screen.
"Ouch, in slow motion it seems even more painful," Bridgette said.
"Hahahahaha, yes, just look at how his face deforms at the moment of impact," Geoff said freezing the image.
"The model didn't expect it in the least when Beth turned around," Bridgette said, "just look at that, Beth's hand is inches from his face and he hasn't processed what's going on yet," concluding they played the video a few more times.
*Sound of laughter*
"Okay, I admit I got a little carried away at the time," Beth said embarrassedly.
Geoff put his hand to his ear, "What? Are you serious?" he asked surprised.
"What's going on?" asked Bridgette.
"Apparently we have a surprise guest here in the studio," said the partygoer, "let him pass," he pointed to the right side of the stage.
A brown-haired boy about his age with a cow-lick hairstyle, a red turtleneck T-shirt, green shorts, defined musculature and green eyes, entered from the side of the stage.
"Brady!" said Beth completely surprised, she left her seat and went to meet him right in the middle of the stage giving him a big hug.
"Hey, that's me," the boy said. Cody raised an eyebrow, remembering that the guy wasn't very smart. Perhaps that was the reason why he never showed annoyance about the Justin affair, had he even been watching the show?
"Is that Brady?" asked Courtney dumbfounded.
"He's real?" said Heather as did Courtney.
"And he's really handsome," LeShawna cheered up.
"Awwww, if I still liked handsome guys I'd definitely be envious," Lindsay said, "but since I don't I think he's perfect for Beth."
Cody blinked, "Did she just insult me?" he asked Gwen.
"Honestly, I'm not sure," she said just as lost. Heather was laughing behind her hand.
"Well, Brady can watch the show with the rest of the audience," Geoff said as Sasquatchanakwa carried him on his shoulder and took him off the stage, "it's time to move on to our next guest," on the screen began to show scenes of Harold, which were very strange because in all of them the nerd was doing something weird or eccentric, like arranging his underwear, picking his nose, sneezing into their food and then eating it, and everyone's favorite, hitting his kiwis in one way or another.
"Is that the best thing they have about me?" the nerd complained.
"Shhh, we're trying to do an introduction here," Geoff said, "ahem, when Harold got to the Island he claimed it would be the perfect place to demonstrate his mad skills."
"And in a way he did, thanks to him the Bass got their first victory on the island," Bridgette continued.
"Harold had one key flaw, though, he was incredibly messy," Geoff said, covering his nose and venting with his hand. You see scenes of Harold's underwear being left all over the Bass boys' cabin, as well as scenes of Geoff and Duncan being disgusted by this.
"I already told you that wasn't me! Gosh!"
"Dude, are you still going to deny it?" said Duncan bored.
"Leaving his dirty clothes everywhere caused a lot of friction between him and Duncan, which, in turn, caused Duncan to play pranks on him in retaliation," Bridgette said.
"Which, in turn, led Harold to sabotage the competition to get rid of his nemesis," Geoff said.
Video of evidence.
Harold uses a knife to open the box of votes and exchange them for others that he had hidden in his shirt, "let's see if my joke is funny to you, Duncan".
End of the evidence video.
Harold swallowed and tugged at the collar of his shirt.
"During season two, Harold quickly cowed his team, whether it was his chattering mouth or his constant opposition to whoever was in charge," Geoff said.
"During the merger, he teamed up with Justin to become the second villain of the season and put together the plan that would destabilize Heather's alliance," Geoff said, "which, while it wasn't cheating as such, it was a very creepy move."
"Harold met his end in the animal-friendly challenge, when similar to the previous season, he succumbed to Heather's charms," Bridgette said.
"The next guest, he knows how to use the nunchucks like no one else, he has a lot of mad skills," Geoff said.
"And he likes the sound of his own voice, he's Harold," Bridgette said.
*Sound of applause*
"Well Harold, I'll be honest with you," Geoff said, "the public is torn between hating you, or admiring you. On the one hand, you managed to cheat the system twice, and almost get away with it."
"And on the other hand, they hate you for joining Justin in an evil alliance and using trickery for evil," Bridgette said.
"And on the other other side," Geoff said, "there are those who just love to see you hurt yourself hahahahaha."
"I understand how people in the audience feel," said the nerd, "I played for different sides at certain times, I almost lost track of who I was on more than one occasion," he said dramatically, "in the end I became too ambitious on my way to the top, and I ended up falling hard to the ground because of it."
"What wasn't it because you wanted to hang out with Heather and she attacked you with sharks?" said Zeke.
LeShawna crossed her arms in annoyance and Heather grimaced.
"Uh yes, there was little of that involved," Harold admitted, scratching the back of his neck.
"Okay Harold, the fans have some questions for you," Bridgette said, "Giantsknck, he says, 'Hey nerd, if you say you like LeShawna so much, why did you fall for Heather's charms? Wow, this person really didn't like your actions."
"I have not lied when I say that my heart belongs to LeShawna," Harold said looking at the girl of great booty, but she fixed her gaze with a frown, "however, it cannot be denied that Heather is physically attractive, just like a snake with beautiful colors or a beautiful mermaid, as well as someone accustomed to attracting the attention of ladies, I didn't mean to be rude and deny her the opportunity to have a little bit of this," he said, flexing his scrawny arms.
"In your dreams, nerd," said the queen bee in disgust.
"You were horny and naïve enough to believe that she would let you fuck her, don't play noble," Duncan said borelessly.
"Don't be so vulgar," Courtney told him, "agh, let's work on your vocabulary later," she said.
LeShawna looked at the nerd, "I'm sorry honey, but I'm too upset to hear your nonsense right now, it's not just the Heather thing, you played dirty again, you got Cody kicked out, you teamed up with Justin and you made Lindsay cry. The only reason I still talk to you is because you supported me when everyone hated me. We both did bad things, but if you want me to forgive you for this, you better prove that you are really sorry and not with this pathetic attempt at an excuse," the big sister assured him.
"I get it, just wait LeShawna, I'll win your heart back, I swear," the nerd said dramatically. LeShawna shook her head.
"And that was Harold friends," Geoff said.
"Wait, is that all? You just asked me one question," Harold said.
"I tried looking for more, but most of them were insults or similar questions," Bridgette said as she scrolled through the comments.
"Oh wait, it looks like we have a video call," Geoff said, "it's from Leonard the wizard?" he said confused.
Video call.
The video call was made from a room which looked like a medieval dungeon, "haha, I Leonard Pendragon Luminios Alevite the third, the powerful level 67 wizard, has finally found you, Haroldino, the high wandering elf samurai of the Andean lands of level 58", the person who appeared was disguised as a wizard with an olive green robe and a fake beard that he hung around his neck, his face was the only thing that could be seen. He had a slightly darker complexion than Courtney's and cheeks somewhat puffed with freckles.
Cody couldn't help but slap his forehead when he saw him, 'oh hell... not him,' he thought in frustration. Leonard was the representation of everything that was wrong with geeks, otakus and nerds, it was because of people like him, who did not know how to distinguish fact from fiction, that boys like Cody or Harold were seen as weirdos.
"What!? Alevite the third!? My archenemy of dungeons and dragons? You are at level 67? That's impossible," Harold said in surprise.
"Ogh this is not happening," Duncan said dumbfounded, the others were the same, no one knew exactly how to react.
"Hey Bridgette, I'm curious about that button that says hang up, can you show me how it works?" asked Noah desperately.
"Well, believe it, my archenemy! While you wasted time living with mere mortals, I dove headlong into dungeons to level up! Now I'm untouchable!"
"We'll see about that! I challenge you to an epic crusade here and now!" said Harold.
"I accept! Let it be a three-ray event of deadly suns!" said the magician (for those who don't talk nerd, that's three hours), we'll start by choosing the terrain and then-".
End of the video call.
"Oh no! I accidentally hit the hang up button," Geoff said, "too bad, it sounded like it was going to be an epic battle," he winked at Bridgette.
"Yes, a real shame," she said.
"But, but, but, but, the crusade," said the nerd.
"A round of applause for Harold... Let's block this number," Bridgette whispered to Geoff and he nodded.
*Sound of applause*
"Owwww," the nerd collapsed in place.
"Well, four out, three left," Geoff said, "our next guest has hundreds of girls and Owen drooling over him," the screen showed scenes of Justin... Well, it was actually the same scene of him smiling at the camera with his personal music and in different backgrounds that were changing.
"What? Is that all the material you have of me?" asked the model.
"Well, you didn't make it easy, you did very little in terms of content really," Geoff said, then continued, "Justin caught everyone's attention just by arriving on the island," the satisfied faces of the girls and Owen were shown when they saw the model arrive on the boat.
"Is it my idea or has Justin gotten more handsome since that day?" Owen commented to Izzy and Noah. They both stared at him, "uh... it's just an observation, you know? Looking at him now and then, it's not like it's something I'm considering all the time," he said nervously.
"Justin didn't do much during his short time on the island, in fact, the guy didn't even speak," Geoff said as Justin was shown with his eyes painted during the wake-up and fleeing the court in the ball dodge.
"During the first half of the second season, he was a drag on his team, causing a lot of annoyance to Courtney," Bridgette said.
"Yeah, the only reason he wasn't kicked out of the top was because everyone was so busy throwing himself at each other's necks," Geoff continued.
"However, the model took advantage of this situation to start manipulating things, staying away from the spotlight in every vote," Bridgette acknowledged.
"This went so far that he was able to put together his own alliance to rival Heather's," Geoff said.
"Like Lindsay, Justin underwent a change as the season progressed, becoming the new villain of the day behind the scenes," said the surfer, "unfortunately for him, he had a similar fate to Harold."
"Only much worse hahahahahaha," Geoff laughed.
"Our next guest, he takes care of his appearance better than any girl and had a passionate moment with a bear, he's Justin!"
*Screams from crazy fans*
The model greeted the audience.
"Justin, you suffered a big change during this season due to your hunger for attention and screen time, seeing how things turned out, would you say that everything you did was worth it?" asked the partygoer.
"Was it worth it!? No! It wasn't worth it at all Geoff," said the model, "Chris' challenges made me a phenomenon, I didn't get the sexy girl as a trophy, I didn't win the million dollars and a bear shook me like a ragdoll in the style of 50 Shades Of Grey, I deserved more, I had the alliance, the plan and even the sponsorship of a granola bar, I must have been sitting on that throne after trying so hard," Justin said.
"Trying so hard?" said Courtney annoyed, "the only times you did something, it was because we forced you. The only reason you got this far in the first place was because it wasn't worth thinking about expelling you," the CIT told him. She was still upset about how Justin got her eliminated when she carried the team on her back.
"Hey, fans love to see a handsome, perfect villain, not one covered in sweat and bruises; aesthetics are important," the model sighed, "or so I thought, then I had to do a lot of nasty things, I ended up covered in bird droppings, a cat scratched my face, a bunch of rats nibbled me all over the place, I almost climbed into a capsule full of vomit, I had a black eye!" he said dramatically, "now I understand how ugly people feel."
"Eh... I really doubt it," Gwen said.
"Now that I've become an aberration... I have decided to change my life for the better. And help other aberrations like me around the world, give them beauty advice, teach them to smile properly and of course the ideal haircut, I will be a good person, I will help others even the ugly ones and the most important thing-".
"Oh wait, we have a video call," Geoff said interrupting Justin, "Anne Mary from Vancouver," Cody immediately caught his eye.
Video call.
*Psssssssss*
Instead of an image, the only thing you could see on the screen was a cloud of hairspray with the sound of a spray can in the background. This confused them all for a second.
"Oh, wait a second, I think I went overboard with the amount this time," said a female voice. A hand began to air the lacquer and finally they saw who it was. She was a somewhat short girl, she had artificial brown skin color. Black eyes with lilac eyeshadow, and purple hair that was neatly styled into a huge toupee and looked very hard from the excess of hairspray. Her clothes consisted of a purple top with ruffles of the same color, but with lighter tones, and a belt of the same color. Her pants were light blue, and she wore big earrings like LeShawna, "oh there they are, what's up people of Total Drama… something? I bet you didn't expect such a sight," she said smugly in a thick Jersey accent, "I'm Anne Maria."
"That girl is more makeup than person," Trent said upon seeing her appearance.
"aw, thank you for the compliments honey, I do what I can," said the brunette as she began to apply more hairspray to her hair subconsciously, "oops, the habit," she said putting the can on the table.
"Welcome to the Aftermath, Anne Maria, do you have any questions?" asked Geoff.
"Oh not really, I just wanted to show off my amazing looks on national television," the Jersey girl said as she put duck lips in front of the camera.
'So this is Anne Maria... the most superficial version of LeShawna so to speak,' Cody thought with a drop of sweat as he looked at the Jersey girl trying to look sexy and provocative for the camera.
"Cough, bitch, cough," Heather coughed loudly, but Anne Maria didn't hear her.
"But since I'm here, actually if there's something I want, that handsome hottie over there," she said with desire as she looked at one of the competitors.
"Me!?" said Harold in surprise.
"Not you, weirdo!" shouted Anne Maria, "That handsome Adonis sculpted by the angels themselves with the face of a Greek god!" she said while looking at Justin.
"Me!? Do you think I'm handsome!?" said the model in surprise.
"I'll be honest with you, I wasn't listening to all the blah, blah, blah, they were talking about, but if I noticed you and you're definitely my type," she said while biting her finger with desire, "so call me if you want to have a good time honey~, now if you don't mind I need to replenish my tan, bye," with that said she hung up the call.
End of the video call.
"Did you notice that she didn't leave any contact numbers?" asked Noah.
"She wanted me!" the model yelled, "I'm still attractive! To hell with all the other freaks! Justin has plenty of fans to meet and dazzle! I'm back in business baby!" he shouted with excitement, proving that he didn't learn anything from his experience in Total Drama Action.
Cody rolled his eyes, 'once a narcissist, always a narcissist, I guess. Well, his relevance to the show ended here, so it doesn't really matter, it's not like it's necessary for him to change who he is, I think he's happier that way, besides, He already paid a fair share for his crimes. To begin with, Justin is not a villain, he lacks all the other qualities that Alejandro has in abundance, and the truth is that I am happy about that, since I still see him as a friend, and being a villain in this show is not as great as many think, I would not want that fate for him. At least he can't ruin anything anymore and now I know we can still use his appearance for the band, so... Win-Win?'
"Okay, that wraps up Justin's interview I guess," Bridgette said, "kind of short, but I don't think he cares," she looked at the model still celebrating for himself in place.
"Yeah, in addition, our next guest has enough weight to fill the void," Geoff said.
"Excuse me! Did you just call me fat!?" demanded Heather.
The partygoer panicked, "hey... Let's see a little of her journey through the show!" he said quickly. Heather's most remarkable moments appeared on screen.
"What to say about Heather? Her appearance alone was enough to impose fear on the other competitors," Bridgette said as the queen bee was seen arriving at the dock and looking down on those who were already there.
"Heather quickly positioned herself as one of the ringleaders of her team, giving orders openly, and imposing her authority even if others disagreed," Geoff said.
"She was the first competitor on the show to create an alliance, so she could control her team both directly and indirectly, while focusing on destabilizing the opposing team," Bridgette continued.
"A hot, cunning, and certainly scary girl, however, she also has her weaknesses," Geoff said.
"Like the lack of patience to get along with the rest of her team, thus generating some friction with people like LeShawna, Gwen or Courtney," Bridge said.
"Or the inability to handle a certain geek who knew how to keep her at bay hahahaha", on screen Heather is shown facing Cody at the top of the mountain in the first challenge, he discovering their alliance immediately and asking her to join, them working together in the talent show, pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend during the x-treme challenge and finally she taking Cody by the shirt and pulling him to say goodbye with a kiss on the dock, to then push him into the water, "you could say that Cody put her in her place and she liked it hahahahahaha," Geoff mocked.
*Blow*
"Ouch!" Heather threw her sandal angrily at him, "okay, I'll shut up, I'll shut up," Geoff said with a black eye.
"During the early part of season two, Heather went mostly unnoticed, keeping her head down and being more of a team player," Bridgette said.
"However, after the merger, the girl swept the competition, taking immunity a couple of times and becoming the first runner-up of Total Drama Action."
"She's a bad, competitive girl who has a hard time expressing herself," Bridgette said.
"She formed a lot of alliances and she almost won the million, she's Heather!"
*Sound of applause*
"Boooo," Courtney said to the amusement of many, Heather looked at her hatefully.
"I'm not satisfied with that introduction," complained the queen bee.
"Too bad, it took me a long time to get it ready," Geoff said, "so Heather, you're considered by many to be the competitor who has caused the most drama throughout the show."
"A lot of fans are disgusted with your ruthlessness and your wiles, while others love you for bringing that touch of excitement to the competition," Bridgette said.
"However, for the romantic side hahaha, what bothers most is the fact that you didn't take the initiative with Cody in the first season, you really left them in a state of tension waiting for something to happen from the first episode of the first season to the end of the second one," Geoff said.
"Only a few," Heather asked, "all the fans should be grateful to me, if it weren't for me, this show wouldn't be half as popular as it is now, they owe that to me," she said pointing to her chest.
"They sure do," Geoff said, looking at where her finger was pointing.
"I think we would have been fine," Courtney said.
"As for that nonsense of romance, it's stupid, there was no such thing as a romantic tension, what's more, I just accepted to be part of this silly polygamous relationship because others gave me pity and I was tired of listening to their pleas," she said trying to be arrogant.
"False, it was because Heather couldn't resist Izzy's charms hahahahahahaha," said the crazy girl while laughing at Heather's attempt to appear indifferent to the matter, "and she's very, very, in love with Cody, I heard her call him while she was sleeping once."
Heather widened her eyes, and her face burst red, "Shut your mouth, you lunatic!"
"Jojo, so that's how it is," Geoff said to Bridgette who was laughing behind his hand. Cody scratched his cheek not knowing what to say in this situation. It seemed that the most reasonable thing to do was to remain silent for the moment.
Heather crossed her arms, annoyed because even her supposed girlfriend bothered her, '... It feels so weird to think of that crazy chick as my girlfriend,' she thought to herself.
"Well Heather, we have some questions from fans who want to know more about you, like ~LickDeezNuts~ says: Heather, we all saw how the love between you and Cody came about and even a little bit between you and Izzy, but how did it come about between you and Lindsay? Is there love between the two of you to begin with? Until recently we all believed that you were enemies and then out of nowhere she kissed you after the final, we need an explanation," Bridgette read.
Heather and Lindsay exchanged a glance as the others muttered to each other. The truth is that they hadn't thought much about it, since Lindsay was dating Cody it seemed logical that she and Heather were obligated to get along, but as far as everyone knew Heather was still dealing with the guilt of what she did last season, and Lindsay was only looking to beat Heather. It was a surprise to everyone that it was Lindsay who willingly kissed the queen bee after winning. They were missing a piece of the puzzle.
The only one who more or less understood what was going on was Cody, because Lindsay had already told him in advance that she wanted to make amends with Heather, so he assumes that the answer to this is in the conversation they had inside his trailer after he left, but since there are no cameras there, no one knows what they talked about, not even him.
Heather sighed, "I'm not going to tell you how me and Lindsay got to that point, it involves a private conversation," she said, "but since I know you parasites aren't going to leave me alone with just that, let me tell you this," she looked at Lindsay, "yes, I do love that dumb blonde... I really do... and I'm so glad she forgave me," Heather smiled genuinely at her. Lindsay blushed involuntarily.
*awwww*
"Now me! Say you love Izzy! Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it!" the redhead began to shout excitedly.
Heather rolled her eyes, "yes, I love Izzy too."
"Lindsay loves Izzy too," the blonde said with a smile.
"Now everyone!" she shouted.
"Do we have to?" asked DJ.
"She's not going to shut up if we don't," Trent said.
"We love you Izzy!", everyone in the study said.
"Now just Noah!" she said, pointing to the boy sitting next to her.
"I'm not going to do that," he said.
Izzy began to shake him, "Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it!", Cody laughed at the sight of Noah's face being shaken like a ragdoll.
"Okay, okay, Noah loves Izzy too, now please stop shaking me!"
"Yes! Izzy is the most loved of all!" she celebrated.
"Yes, yes, enough love for a life, can we end this now?" complained Gwen.
"You'd think they'd be more grateful to be all together one last time," Geoff said.
"We've been together for over three and a half months, I've talked to you more than my own siblings and just like them I'm fed up," Heather said.
"Oh, hold that thought Heather, it looks like there's someone on the line," Geoff said.
"Topher from Ontario," Bridgette said, Cody stiffened.
Video call.
"What's up contestants? Performing in the aftermath is none other than the magnificent... me, Topher to serve you," he said excitedly, pointing his thumbs at himself arrogantly.
He was a rather attractive boy a year or two younger than them, his hair was light brown combed back in a fringe and he had green eyes, his complexion was peach, his outfit consisted of an aquamarine V-neck sweater and pale light brown pants.
In his presentation alone you could see that the guy was somewhat arrogant. Topher looked around once he finished his dramatic pause, "Did Chris see that? Where is he?" he asked immediately.
"Eh... he's not here right now," was all Bridgette said.
"What? Damn, that was a wasted presentation," he said to himself.
"Are you a fan of Chris?" Noah asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Of course," the boy said proudly, "I've followed his work closely, one of my goals in life is to become like him."
"You've got to be kidding," Duncan said dumbfounded.
"I'm very serious my friend, one day... I'll stand on the same floor as him, and I'll follow in his footsteps, I'll put on my own show, and it'll be a resounding success. Hello everyone this is your host Topher, presenting Total Drama in Topher's World, oh yeah, the audience will definitely cheer my name one day," he said looking at nothing ambitiously.
"I don't know what's worse, that he's a fan of Chris, or that he looks like a younger version of him," Gwen said.
'Well, the guy was annoying if I remember correctly, but he didn't even fall into the category of villain. During Pahkitew Island his biggest problem is that he wasn't even interested in the competition, so... meh,' Cody thought.
"Well, it's a shame that Chris is not here, but I guess you can answer some questions, such as... Heather, it's safe to assume that someone in your position has dated a lot of guys, now the question is... Have you done it with anyone?"
Everyone looked at the queen bee, who was so taken by surprise by the question that she could not seem indifferent, she ended up blushing furiously.
"...", the most revealing thing was his prolonged silence.
All the other competitors widened their eyes, 'wait... Really?' Cody thought wide-eyed, who would have imagined that the popular, hot, sassy queen bee is actually still a virgin?
"That's none of your business!" Heather yelled at Topher.
He shrugged, "expressions speak louder than words," he said pleased to have stirred things up, "well, I'm saying goodbye, Cody, dude, I'll be waiting to see your next big conquest," said mini Chris.
"What?" said Cody confused.
"Yes, why settle for just three? If you've already proven that you can conquer the world, then do it," said the guy, "yours has potential, oh yeah, I see, I'll found the P.C.P.C. Possible Cody Partners Community, that will definitely become popular quickly, and all the drama it could cause, polls of who is the best girlfriend, who loves the geek the most, oh, Oh, what girls get along better, the theories and ships that will emerge from this have no limits. And I, I'll be there, right in the center of it all, oh this will be my big start in show business, I can see it now," now he was just rambling.
Cody swallowed, he already knew that the boy was extremely ambitious, but he did not expect him to use him and his peculiar situation, in order to boost his career, without a doubt Topher could become a thorn in his side the size of Sierra.
"Could you hang up at once?" Heather demanded of Geoff.
"I'm sorry, it sounded so interesting that I was engrossed," the party animal apologized, "well Topher, it was nice to meet you... I think, I'll see you another time."
Topher didn't hear him, he was muttering something about talk shows and long-term contracts.
End of the video call.
"An interesting guy for sure," Bridgette said.
"He was a future Chris," Noah said.
"I know, scary," Trent said.
"Okay, it's time," Geoff said, "the moment everyone has been waiting for. It's time to interview the one, the unmatched, the spectacular... winner of Total... Drama... Action!"
"Aw, I wonder who it is, I'm so intrigued," Lindsay said from her throne.
"Lindsay!"
She gasped, "that's me."
Her highlights began to play on screen, "Lindsay made one thing clear when she came to camp last season, and that is that she's beautiful," Geoff said.
"Unfortunately for a lot of the competition she didn't seem to know where she was standing or what she was doing," Bridgette continued, Lindsay is seen constantly distracted, getting hit by a ball in the dodgeball game and running away from an opossum mascot.
"Because of this, Heather would take advantage of her by making her and Beth part of the first alliance of the program with false promises to take her to the three finalists," Geoff commented.
"Down the road, though, the stunning blonde bombshell would prove that she has a few tricks up her sleeve," said Bridgette, Lindsay skis in the mud, resists marshmallow wax and builds an amazing bike.
"Unfortunately, our beloved blonde would meet her end at the hands of her own supposed best friend," said Geoff, Lindsay watches as Heather drives away from her with her bicycle.
"During the second season Lindsay was part of the Killer Grips, whose members did not have the slightest degree of cooperation," Bridgette continued, the team is seen with its constant fights and disagreements.
"Lindsay was on the verge of being eliminated on multiple occasions, yet fate always offered an unexpected ending."
"During the competition Lindsay underwent a drastic change, going from being just another member to becoming the new leader of her team, and giving them two victories."
"However, his highest turning point was right at the merger, where he gave us a surprising and unexpected confession of love for the geek we all know."
"After the merger, and getting rid of the deadlift that was her old team, Lindsay took this competition by storm and like Heather she got pretty high going on to win challenges on her own."
"Not even being the one who came closest to being expelled could stop her and in the end she ended up becoming the second runner-up and eventually being crowned the undoubted winner of Total Drama Action."
"Our last guest, she loves grape soda, she loves unicorns," Bridgette said.
"She has an unmatched fashion sense, and a supremely enviable beauty, she is Lindsay!"
*Sounds of thunderous applause*
The blonde waved to the audience and sending kisses, Izzy sent as many lewd whistles as she could without being taken out of the studio... once again.
"Lindsay, you went through many obstacles on your way to that throne... literally, could you tell us how it feels to have made it this far?" asked Geoff.
Lindsay didn't immediately respond, "It's honestly so confusing... I mean, a few moments ago I was competing against Heather, and now I'm sitting here as the winner of Total Drama Action! I say this all the time, but I don't know what words to use to describe it... especially since I don't really know that many," she apologized nervously.
"Oh don't worry, I understand the feeling, after all..."
"You were last season's winner, we know that," they all told the partygoer.
"Well said, dudes," Geoff thanked them.
"Lindsay, you caused an absolute revolution with your victory, I'm sure blue-eyed blondes around the world should feel much more appreciated after such a great achievement on your part," said the surfer.
"Yes, you even broke the stereotype that blondes only like handsome, strong guys," Geoff said.
"Hey!" said Cody. Heather was laughing openly.
"Thank you Geoff, nothing makes me happier than trending for once instead of following it," Lindsay said, then gasped, "I had an etymology."
"Epiphany," Noah said.
"That, now that I'm so popular everyone should do the same as me, I can create a whole new fashion line worldwide," the blonde pulled out a police cap from somewhere, "what do you think? Police caps will be the berets of the new millennium," she said happily.
"I can't say if popularity went to her head or not," Bridgette said.
Geoff took off his hat and put on a police cap, "nah, she's always been like this," said the partygoer, "How does it look on me?"
"Hehehehe, very handsome officer," Bridgette said.
"Oh, fawning over a law enforcement officer? Is this a bribe?" asked Geoff as he grabbed the blonde by the waist and pulled her closer to him.
"Maybe? Am I in trouble for that?" said Bridgette.
"I'll tell you later," then they jumped into another of their classic smooching sessions.
"Agh, dude," Noah said.
"yes, the caps thing works," Lindsay said.
"This is not very professional," Courtney said with a sneer.
"Yes...," Duncan agreed, "...Do you want to give it a try?"
Whatever Courtney was going to respond was interrupted as both hosts regained their composure, "it's okay, it's okay," Geoff said.
"Ahem, sorry, that wasn't professional in the least," Bridgette agreed as she mended her clothes.
"Do you think?" said Eva.
"Well, since this is a somewhat special interview and the last one of the show, why don't we all ask Lindsay a question?"
"Who wants to go first?" asked Bridgette.
"I..." a single hand went up.
...
..
.
Everyone looked at Tyler as he raised his hand with an awkward look, speaking for the first time since waking up.
Lindsay's eyes widened, "Tyler."
"Oh yes, it seemed weird to me that he hadn't said anything in all this time," Noah said as an afterthought, Owen nodding his head.
Tyler got up from his seat and stood in the center of the stage looking at Lindsay, everyone was silent, Lindsay had a worried look, nothing could prepare her for this conversation.
"I... I don't understand it, partly because I think I'm missing a lot of information," said the former athlete while scratching the back of his neck, "but, I thought we had something, I... I even quit sports and became a nerd."
"Not really," Noah whispered.
"But, I didn't get your attention in the slightest bit and all of a sudden, Izzy kissed you and then you kissed Cody, why?" asked Tyler, "Wasn't I nerdy enough? What was I supposed to do?"
Lindsay now looked sad, still, she took a deep breath and looked at Tyler seriously, she got up from her throne and stood in front of her ex, she wasn't going to run away from this no matter how much it scared her, "Tyler... I'm sorry, but... I don't like you that way."
"But on the island-".
"I know," the blonde interrupted, "I really had a good time back then, you're a nice and funny guy, and it's admirable how you never throw in the towel... whatever... whatever that means. You're not at all like other athletes I've met."
"What's the problem then?" asked Tyler.
Lindsay became sad again, "it's me...", that surprised the fake nerd, "I didn't even notice that when I looked at you", confessed the blonde, "I only went out with you because you reminded me of what I was more used to. Handsome guys and athletes who just wanted to get my attention, it was easier for me to understand that," Lindsay began to shed a few tears, "but you're not like them... and yet I treated you the same way," she looked at Cody, recalling the conversation they had behind the trailers, where he showed her who he really was, "there's so much more to people than their appearance. Now I know," she wiped away tears and looked back at Tyler, "and that's why I know... that I don't like you Tyler, when I stop seeing you as a jock... You made me realize that I had been interested in you only because of your appearance and not because of who you really were, I'm so sorry, I gave you false hope all this time."
Tyler looked at Cody, then again at Lindsay, and gave a long sigh of defeat, "What I understand is... that I never really had a chance, right? Neither as an athlete, nor as a nerd... I'm not really your type, right?" Lindsay nodded, "agh, dude, now I feel silly for trying to become a nerd just to like you... ha, how ironic," he realized.
"Hahahahaha," Lindsay actually laughed about it, she kissed Tyler on the cheek and hugged him, "I hope we can start over... uh, as friends," the blonde clarified.
"Yes... I would like that," agreed the athlete.
"¡WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!", Katie, Sadie y Owen started crying.
"That was so beautiful," Katie cried.
"I know, I love you so much Katie," Sadie cried.
"I love you too Sadie," Katie said hugging her.
"I love you all!" cried Owen.
"I can't breathe!" said Noah in his friend's arms.
Bridgette wiped away a tear and looked at Geoff, "Are you crying?"
"No, I got something in my eye," said the party animal while blowing his nose into a handkerchief.
Tyler noticed something, reached into his pocket, and pulled out an object. It was the sweatshirt band that he always wore on his head. He stood there staring at her.
Without saying anything Lindsay took it and put it on his head, "that way you look better," she said with a smile.
Tyler smiled, "thank you."
*Sound of applause*
"I think I'm ready to get back into sports, but I still want to try out the mathletes team, after all it would be a waste not to apply everything I learned in my time as a nerd," Tyler said.
"Tyler is back folks!" said Geoff.
*Sounds of applause*
"Oh yeah baby!" the athlete celebrated.
*BLOW*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", and then he was taken off the stage by a giant hammer in front of everyone's stunned gaze.
"Tyler!" Lindsay yelled as he crashed into the wall of the studio.
"No honey, I don't want mustard on my potatoes," said the stunned boy from his place on the wall.
"I thought we didn't have the hammer anymore," Bridgette said, her eyes wide.
"Ha, me too... how strange," Geoff said, "Very good! Let's get on with the show while the interns take Tyler off the wall," the party animal said, downplaying the matter as Lindsay returned to her place on the throne, "Does anyone else have a question for Lindsay that doesn't end in a tragic or painful way?"
"I have one," DJ said, "What are you going to do with the prize money?"
Lindsay touched her chin thoughtfully, "well... I still want to visit Paris with my friend Beth," said the blonde making her friend smile, "but besides that, I have no idea, it's a lot of money... It's a lot of money, isn't it?" she asked unsurely.
"Oh yes, it's definitely a lot of money," Geoff said.
"Maybe I'll use it to pay for those stylist classes I love so much, but on top of that... I can't think of anything."
"Izzy has an idea! Would you be willing to invest in Izzlandia?" said the mad girl.
"No!", everyone in the study said.
"I'm sorry Izzy," said the blonde.
The redhead crossed her arms pouting, "you just wanna suck the joy out of everything".
"I actually have a suggestion," Courtney said, "maybe you could pay for some French lessons, it would be nice to know the language if you're really going to go."
"Oh, that's a good idea," Lindsay said, "I still need to know what kind of piece of furniture a baguette is," she said.
"That's bread," Noah said boredly.
"What?" she said in surprise, "I have so much to learn."
Geoff put his hand to the receiver, "it looks like we have a video call," said the partygoer.
Bridgette looked at the screen, "from Calgary, Taylor," she read.
Video call.
A girl of her age appeared on the screen... perhaps a year older, she had a somewhat plump figure, with short brown hair down to her shoulders, she was wearing a light yellow top crossed by a pale yellow and white belt along with an even paler yellow skirt. She looked at the camera with her arms crossed and her brow furrowed.
'So that's Taylor from the mother-daughter team of the Ridonculous Race,' Cody thought when he saw her, why did she look so angry?
"Hi Tay-," Geoff tried to greet.
"Are you stupid or something?" Taylor interrupted him rudely looking directly at Lindsay. The blonde looked both ways, then pointed to herself confused.
"Yes, I'm talking to you, do you have any idea what you've caused?" the irritated girl asked.
"I'm so confused right now," Lindsay said.
"And you're not the only one," Heather said squinting, "What's your problem?" she asked the girl on screen.
"I'll tell you what my problem is, since that blonde over there started dating that nerd over there, everything has been turned upside down," said the annoyed girl, "you guys are so famous that people try to copy everything you guys do. And now, there are a lot of nerds and pathetic people at my school who try to talk to me and my friends thinking they have a chance in life to date a popular girl like us! All because you," she said pointing to Lindsay, "foolishly decided out of so many handsome guys on that shitty show, to choose that nerd," she said pointing to Cody, "you messed with the natural order. Now I have to turn down a bunch of damn geeks who follow me everywhere thinking I'm going to date one of them, pff, not in this life," she said with contempt.
Izzy actually smiled, "I like this girl, she's like Heather," the redhead said. Heather cringed uncomfortably as she acknowledged that she probably would have reacted the same way at some point.
"I don't have a question, this is a demand," Taylor said, "broke up with that nerd."
"What?", said the entire audience.
*Gasping sound*
"Do you want me to break up with Cody?" asked Lindsay dumbfounded.
"This all started because of him, even the silly jock was passable, but him?" said Taylor looking Cody appreciatively up and down, "What exactly did you see in him?"
Cody rolled his eyes, then... Taylor is as shallow and selfish as she had seemed in the competition, good to know now. Like Heather, she has a very distorted view of reality, partly because of her wealthy lifestyle and her mother who spoils her too much. But hey, there's nothing that can be done, the only one she would listen to is her mother, so it wouldn't make sense to try to argue at this point.
"Hey!" said Tyler sitting on the table where he had been placed, "Cody is a cool guy, he's not just a geek," said the athlete. Cody was surprised that Tyler of all people would stand up for him. Well, he never had anything against Cody really, he just wanted to be nerdier than him because he thought Lindsay liked that, but on top of that Tyler didn't hate Cody.
"Are you defending him?" asked Taylor dumbfounded, "He took your girl from you!" she said without understanding.
"Lindsay doesn't belong to anybody," Tyler said, "if she wants to be with someone else then like her friend I accept it," Tyler said.
"Well said, buddy," Owen said, accidentally hitting the stretcher, which rolled over the edge of the stage.
*Boom*
And he fell to the ground, "Ouch! I'm fine!"
"You're pathetic," Taylor said with rolling her eyes.
"Done, I've made up my mind," Lindsay said, rising from her seat.
"Okay, let's listen to her," the irritated girl said with her arms folded.
Lindsay stood in front of Cody, "Can you please stand up?" she asked seriously.
"Uh... sure," Cody stood up, standing at the height of the blonde's chest.
Lindsay took his face with both hands and approached him, kissing him on the lips.
Taylor's mouth and eyes widened dumbfounded. Lindsay wrapped her arms around Cody's neck deepening the kiss even deeper, then stuck her tongue in the boy's mouth, moaning slightly. For a solid minute no one said anything.
Lindsay walked away from a dazed Cody, looked directly at Taylor, "get yourself a boyfriend, bitch!", and insulted her to everyone's surprise.
*Sound of thunderous laughter*
Everyone in the studio laughed at the girl's stunned reaction on screen.
"Ah... hey... I... that...", Taylor didn't even know what to say at the time.
"I think you broke her," Cody said with a smile. Lindsay looked at him, smiled, and wrapped him in a tight hug.
"Okay, thanks for calling Taylor, enjoy the rest of your day," Geoff said, the girl on the other side of the screen still not recovering from the show.
End of the video call.
The whole studio went silent, "well, I guess that's it," Bridgette said.
"Yes, we've covered everything on the agenda, I guess this Aftermath ends here," Geoff said, "it was great to work with all of you friends and people in the audience."
"It feels so weird to say goodbye after three months of living together," Katie said.
"Yes, we were like a big, big family," Owen said.
"I wouldn't go that far," Gwen said.
"I'm really going to miss you all," Bridgette said.
"Well, we still have the farewell party in a few hours," Geoff said, "and tomorrow, goodbye life on reality TV, so, let's end this show as it should, Cody? Do you think it's a good time?" the party animal asked the geek.
Cody, who now had Lindsay sitting on his lap, looked at the clock on the wall and smiled knowingly, "Yep, the flight to California left a long time ago, I'd say it's a more than good time."
"Great..." said the party animal rubbing his hands together like a cartoon villain.
-0-
Somewhere in the California sky...
Inside a plane that was just about to reach its destination, Chef and Chris were seated in a couple of first-class seats.
"Ah~, don't you love first class Chef?" asked the host, who had a mask on his face and a pillow around his neck.
Chef was reclining in another seat eating first-class peanuts, "sure yes, and in a few minutes, we'll be lying on the beaches of Sunset beach."
"Yes... You know? I'll miss those guys," Chris said, "picking them up late at night, their scared faces when facing a challenge hahahahaha, ah~, I'm really going to miss them."
"Hey, the Aftermath should still be airing," the chef said, turning on the first-class TV.
"Great...," Geoff said on the screen while rubbing his hands, "you see, to say goodbye we have decided to honor a very special person for all of us, Chris Mclean."
"Wait, are they talking about me?" said the host taking off his mask.
"Hm! They always prefer the pretty boy," said Chef crossing his arms.
"So, for everyone, here they are, Chris Mclean's never-before-seen moments!", Geoff announced.
"What!?" said the host.
"Oh wow," chef said wide-eyed.
...
On the television screen, Chris was seen about to eat a hot dog, but it fell to the floor, even so, he picked it up and ate it.
In another shot, Chris is in the confessional without his toupee showing the world that he is actually bald, the inmates polish his head until he shines and then place his toupee on top of him.
In another scene, Chris is playing princess with Gwen doll without anyone seeing him.
In another Chris comes out of his trailer in a dressing gown, but when a strong wind passes, it lifts him showing that he is not carrying anything underneath.
In the next scene Chris is sitting at a table having a date, "Have they told you that you have beautiful eyes?" He asked the mannequin of himself from the mystery challenge, it fell out of the other seat.
In the last one, Chris is lying on a deckchair snoring with his mouth open, then Kevin arrives and lands on a cable above him then he shits hitting him directly in the mouth. Chris chokes and wakes up abruptly, looks around... and goes back to sleep.
...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted the real Chris as he fell to his knees dramatically, "My reputation! It's ruined," he said, crying inconsolably.
"Now, now," said Chef, patting him on the back, supporting him and doing everything in his power not to laugh out loud.
-0-
One Star Hotel of the Losers of Total Drama Action...
In the seedy hotel where the contest participants were staying, the crazy farewell party was taking place. Everyone ate, talked, used the pool as a bathroom (much to Courtney's chagrin), and generally made a fuss. Once they were gone, they would go back to being just normal teenagers... or as normal as some of them can be.
So they had to make their last night together worthwhile.
"Give up, 22 games, 22 losses," Noah said, "leave with some dignity."
On the other side of the chessboard, Izzy was looking at the pieces while scratching her chin. She had been like this for about 20 minutes and this was the third time Noah had suggested that she give up.
But to the horror of the know-it-all, a malevolent smile began to appear on the lunatic's face slowly and horrifyingly.
Izzy moved a piece, "Checkmate!" she yelled. And that was it.
Noah stared at the board with his eyes wide open, he had no more moves, it was a checkmate, a checkmate from Izzy.
"Wait what... but if... How is it possible?" said the know-it-all, What was happening?
Izzy climbed up on the table, kicked the board, and started doing a victory dance, "I beat you, I beat you, I beat you, I beat you, I beat you~!".
Noah crossed his arms and endured his punishment in silence.
"Excuse me," Izzy stopped when Lindsay appeared, "Izzy, can I talk to you?"
Noah stood up, "If you want to do it here, we're done anyway, I'll go make sure Owen doesn't choke to death."
"Goodbye egghead!" said Izzy, "What's going on honey?" she asked Lindsay.
She turned a little red, "Have you seen Cody? I can't find him anywhere."
Izzy smiled mischievously, walked over to Lindsay's personal space pressing her smaller chest against hers, "ho~, does anyone want to catch up one last time before leaving?", Lindsay burst into red, but didn't deny anything, "hahahahahaha", Izzy walked away from her laughing, "I'll answer your question with another question, have you seen Heather somewhere?"
Lindsay cocked her head like a lost puppy, which almost stopped Izzy's heart, then blinked a couple of times, "oh...", her face turned incredibly red, "oh".
"Yeah, oh...," Izzy agreed, then came up with an extremely funny idea, "Do you want to go with them?" she asked.
Lindsay's eyes widened, "n-no, no, I... I didn't mean... Uh... Yes," the blonde admitted with a huge blush on her face.
*Spanking*
"Hip!" Lindsay tensed up when Izzy spanked her, "let's give them an hour, then we're going to bother them," she also proposed with a slight blush.
Lindsay stared at him for a moment, but then smiled, "hm," and nodded.
"Hahahahahahahaha, this is going to be fun."
-0-
'How did I end up here?' Heather wondered as her neck was kissed again. She shuddered as a lone hand slid down the soft skin of her thigh urging her to moan, however, she bit her tongue so that no noise would come out of her mouth. She could feel a lump pressing against her crotch, causing her to shudder, 'it's all that psychopath's fault', she thought blaming Izzy (because it's always easier to blame someone else for your misfortunes). The last thing she remembers is that everyone was heading to the hotel after the show ended, when Izzy stuck to her back out of nowhere and whispered a few words in her ear "when you arrive, go to Cody's room", she wanted to tell her a thousand and one reasons why she wouldn't do that, but she didn't. And when they arrived, her gaze and her feet followed the nerd to his room when he entered it, a second later, she knocked on the door, and now, she is sitting astride him while Cody kisses her neck and grops her all over the place.'Shit, did we even talk after I got in here?' a hand squeezed her left breast almost managing to get a moan out of her. She remembers a vague talk and then... Yes, this.
Cody moved away from her neck and looked at Heather sitting on his lap, who refused to look back at him, it was funny for him how even in this situation she pretends that she is not interested in what they are doing. There's a limit to how stubborn a person can be, but Heather doesn't seem to know where to draw the line.
The geek put both hands on her slender hips getting her attention, Heather watched as his hands slowly climbed to the edge of her top, then moved forward lifting it and releasing her perky breasts from their tight confinement.
"You know? I wondered many times why you don't wear a bra," Cody said looking at the mole on her left nipple, then put his hands on her caressing both soft breasts at once, causing Heather to stiffen and her nipples to harden, "but now I think I don't care."
"Hmph, stupid... pervert...", she said while shuddering, "ah~", she quickly covered her mouth with her hand, but it was too late, she groaned when Cody decided to lick one of her breasts without saying anything. She trembled as she clutched the geek's neck with one hand and held the other pressed against his mouth.
Heather unlike Lindsay or Izzy, has sexual experience, she had just never crossed that line, she knew almost everything there was to know about foreplay, what she didn't understand, is how the hell Cody seemed to know more than her, with just a few strokes he had managed to get her to give him control of the situation, which pleased and annoyed her enormously.
"Hahaha, you almost let one out, you're not trying hard enough," he said as he moved to her other chest.
"Shut up!" she yelled at him, then covered her mouth as the same pleasure as before came over her. She was probably being ridiculous, she had no reason to deny the geek her moans... but Heather liked the rough treatment and denying it made him treat her rougher and harder, judge her if you want, she doesn't care.
It's soft, Cody thought as he tasted Heather's breast. If he had learned anything from being with two girls and from his past life experiences, it's that every woman is different when it comes to sex. Izzy was wild and brusque, she liked to take the initiative and not stop until they both couldn't take it anymore, she was easily excitable. Lindsay was more romantic, she liked caresses and kisses, and she didn't mind being the one on top or bottom.
As for Heather, well, they had never done it before, but from her personality and past interactions, it wasn't hard to guess... She loves to be subdued.
As someone who spends her time looking down at others, naturally what turns her on the most is a challenge, someone who goes against her and forces her to do things she doesn't want to do, weird right? But that is precisely the reason why she was attracted to Alejandro, since he challenged her in every possible way.
That's why instead of thinking about it, Cody got straight to the point with her, and started taking the initiative, which made her angry, but that was the point.
In addition, the queen bee may have a total bitch attitude, but she still has a very erotic body, so the geek will not feel guilty about taking advantage of her.
Cody left Heather's now-wet breasts. He removed the queen bee's hand from her mouth and kissed her sliding his tongue between her lips. Heather reluctantly greeted him by opening her mouth, but a few moments later she let herself be carried away with gusto.
Cody took advantage of the situation to lay her on the bed. He reached through the edge of her shorts, going beyond her panties. The tips of his fingers met Heather's wet, soft lips and he slowly began to caress them.
"HM~!", Heather finally groaned against her lips and her whole body twitched at the unexpected touch, she closed her thighs around Cody's hand, but this didn't stop him from going further. A solitary finger slid between her soft lips to the inside of her warm center, "HMMMM~!", and the queen bee felt as if an electric shock was running through her from the tips of her feet to the edge of her head.
"Ah," Cody walked away letting her breathe, a thin trickle of saliva between his lips, Heather's face was totally red and she had a very submissive look at this moment, "Does it feel good?" he asked while moving his finger inside her.
"HMMM~!" Heather closed her eyes enjoying the feeling, "y-you i-idiot," the queen bee told him. She opened her eyes suddenly as a second finger slipped inside her, "AH~", she groaned as she arched her back. A pleasant smile began to appear on her face.
She clung to Cody as he pulled his fingers out and into her, the geek could feel her getting wetter and wetter.
He brought his free hand up to Heather's ponytail and undid it, leaving her hair down, "AHHHHH~!" she screamed without fear of being heard when she climaxed. He collapsed on the bed panting heavily. Cody pulled his wet hand back from inside his shorts. Doing that to her was a lot of fun.
Cody licked his fingers, "it's not exactly honey, but it's pretty sweet," the geek joked.
*Blow*
That earned him the foot of an angry Heather planted on his cheek, "uff, well, I asked for that one," he said with his foot on his face.
"Stupid," Heather told him.
"Hahahahaha, I'm sorry, I think you bring out the worst in me."
"Don't even think about blaming me," she warned him with narrowed eyes, "you were terrible before you met me."
Cody removed her foot from his face, "and you wouldn't have sucked a nerd before you met me", Heather saw how he took off his clothes until he was naked, he got out of bed and approached her, his member was right in front of her face, "but I think we've both changed a little bit, haven't we?"
"Pff, that's an understatement," the queen bee said as she looked at the thing in front of her. She didn't resist when Cody put his hands on her head and slowly guided her to his erect member. She opened her mouth welcoming him with gusto and desire, letting it slide down the warm, moist inside of his throat. He let Cody take care of moving his head back and forth while she sucked him with pleasure in her gaze.
She reached into her panties and inserted a finger inside, imagining that it was the member she was sucking at this moment. A morbid thought took over her mind, 'ah~ this has been inside Izzy and Lindsay, what do those two taste like?', suddenly her shorts felt a little suffocating, so she unbuttoned them and slid them down her legs along with her panties until they took them off. The cool breeze from the conditioned air gave her chills, she would take off his top if she could, but her mouth was a little busy at the time.
She stroked her lower lips and then inserted two fingers, feeling pleasure both from above and below. She close her eyes concentrating on each sensation. She had slowly stopped resisting, now she was just enjoying the pleasure, but as much as she loves to be selfish, this isn't just about her.
She began to move her head faster, eliciting several grunts from Cody, "Heather... I...", he warned her.
She didn't stop, she just looked at him with a "go ahead" expression on her face. Cody went deep into her throat and let go of his load, "HMM~!", she groaned as the hot, thick liquid came down her throat, tried to swallow it all, but a little slid out of her mouth and down her neck. She pulled her head away letting it out, and swallowing what little was left, 'it tastes as weird as I remember it, but at least it's not nasty', oh at least she never disliked doing this.
Any other thoughts were cut off when he grabbed her roughly and placed her face down against a pillow with her butt exposed.
Heather felt something hard and wet slide along her lower lips making her shiver. She glanced sideways at Cody kneeling behind her. He wanted me to introduce it all at once, but at the same time, he felt a little scared because it was her first time, and the idea of hurting her was not pleasant.
He looked into her eyes, "I'm not going to sugarcoat it, it's going to hurt."
She took a deep breath, "do it quickly, I don't care if it hurts", better to end it once and for all.
"Are you sure?" Cody asked.
"Yes," was her only answer.
"Good."
Heather put her face against the pillow as she felt Cody force against her lips. And a second later...
"HMMMMMMMM!", 'HOLY SHIT!', Heather wasn't one to regret stuff, but at the time, she completely regretted her decision a few seconds ago, painful? That didn't do justice to what she felt at the time. Her whole body contracted and froze, her inside trapping Cody's member as if she wanted to rip it off, causing him to growl.
"I told you... that it would hurt," Heather was too busy enduring the pain to choke him right now.
They stayed like that for a while, getting used to the feeling. When Cody felt Heather's body relax a bit, he began to move.
Heather was about to complain about it, but then she felt it, an increasingly strong current began to run through her body from the point that Cody was hitting inside, "AH~... AH~... AH~... HM~," she squeezed handfuls of the sheets between her hands and stretched out her fingertips, the pain almost completely gone, replaced with the pleasure of being filled by something that brushed against her walls and kissed the far end of her core, far farther away from where her fingers reached.
Cody was moving faster and faster, causing Heather to moan louder. She didn't give a damn if anyone outside was listening to them. It felt too good to stop.
The geek watched Heather's cheerful butt bounce with each thrust, and he could see out of the corner of his eye the huge perverted smile on her face. In a quick movement and without leaving her, he turned her around leaving her lying on her back, he took her hands immobilizing them at her sides, her breasts bouncing cheerfully up and down. As expected, Heather had a huge, obscene pleasant smile as she looked at him.
"What would anyone think if they knew you could make a face like that?" He asked with a smile.
"Who, ah~, the ah~, cares?" she said between groans.
Cody leaned in catching her lips in a kiss, this time she invited him to invade her mouth willingly, wrapping her arms around his neck and her long legs around his waist. Cody felt her hard nipples dig into his chest.
They were like this for a long time while Heather enjoyed being fucked for the first time. After a few minutes, Cody reached his limit and Heather was about to reach a third. But he couldn't even warn her because she refused to let go, so he just did.
"HMMMM~!", both moaned in each other's mouths during orgasm. Heather felt the hot liquid spill inside her, it felt spectacular, she could get used to this.
She finally loosened her grip enough for Cody to pull away from her, and lie down beside her, both panting heavily.
"That... felt good," she said between gasps.
"Pretty de-stressing, isn't it?"
"... yes," she agreed.
*Boom*
They were both startled when the door to the room was kicked open. Heather instinctively covered herself.
"Caught red-handed!" shouted Izzy with her hands making a gun as she entered the room as if she were the owner, Lindsay followed her quickly closing the door behind her, "that's how I wanted to grab you, having fun without us, huh? you're very cheeky Cody."
"Izzy! What the fuck!?" shouted Heather furiously, she didn't mind them coming, what drove her crazy was that they almost ripped her heart out of fright.
"I told you she was going to get angry," the blonde told her.
"Pff, nonsense, let's skip the sermons, let's get to the good part, you didn't believe you could leave us aside, did you?" said the redhead as she began to undress without worries, Lindsay looked more tense because of the whole situation, but she still undressed.
"I didn't mean to," Cody said, sitting on the bed and enjoying the spectacle of the two girls undressing. Heather was still upset, but she also enjoyed the little show.
"Well, you did, and now you have to make up for it," Izzy said, pushing Lindsay until she was sitting astride and naked on her boyfriend's lap, "you can't leave a sweet girl like that waiting after abandoning her for days, take responsibility."
Lindsay looked at Cody with a nervous smile, "Hi."
"Hey," Cody returned, he could feel it get hard at the sight of Lindsay's stunning body on top of him.
Lindsay felt him against her crotch and smiled, slowly starting to rub against him, getting some grunts out of Cody and moaning herself with a shudder, "hehehe, it looks like someone is ready~", she said in an excited voice as she slowly stroked him with her hand. She stood up slightly and grabbed Cody's member, put it in her entrance, and simply dropped on it, "AHH~", groaning as the tip touched deep inside.
Cody was enveloped by the softness and warmth of Lindsay's insides, and since he had just cummed inside Heather he was somewhat sensitive. Lindsay got up pulling it out almost completely and dropped back down, then took a steady rhythm as she sat with her back straight at her full busty height and moaned loudly without any shame. She closed her eyes and held one of her huge breasts with her hand, massaging it as her other hand pressed the small bulge above her lower lips feeling even more pleasure and giving Cody a little show.
Heather stared at the spot where they were both connected with a blush in her face as Lindsay bounced happily on Cody, 'that was inside me a few seconds ago, and now it's pumping Lindsay's insides,' she thought morbidly to herself. She felt a little envious for not being able to do the same to the blonde bombshell, but just seeing them had her very horny again, she took her hand to one of her breasts and began to massage it, her other hand went south, but on her way she ran into another hand which intertwined her fingers with her.
Heather saw Izzy kneeling between her legs, "looks like someone is leaking hehehehe," the redhead said as she watched Heather's dripping lips. The queen bee shuddered at Izzy's gaze. The lunatic, for her part, began to trace a path of kissing and licking Heather's inner thighs. Until she was finally in front of her wet lips. She looked into her eyes as she stuck out her tongue, "I've never done this before, but I guess there's a first time for everything," then Izzy ran her tongue over Heather's wet lips.
"AHHH~", the queen bee groaned at the wet touch, but Izzy didn't let it there, her tongue soon went deep into Heather, causing her to squirm at the slippery invader caressing her inner walls, "AHHHHH~".
Lindsay was now leaning on Cody, kissing him while still moving her hips to feel him pumping inside her. Her huge, soft breasts were more than a little crushed against his.
From one moment to the next Lindsay shuddered and went numb, she felt the hot liquid filling inside her as Cody came inside her.
The two stopped kissing for a moment to see Izzy devouring Heather.
"Wow... That's very hot," said the blonde.
"Mm," the geek agreed, he could feel Lindsay squeeze around him as she looked at the other two, Cody took the side of her face and made her look at him, "hey, I just thought of something funny," he said with a smile.
"AHHHHHH~," Heather grabbed Izzy's curly head and buried it between her legs as she cummed on her face hard. A second later he collapsed on the bed panting. That actually felt really good.
Izzy was about to lick her wet lips, "AHHHH~", but she groaned with pleasure when something surprisingly entered her from behind and began to pump inside her excitedly reaching quite deep and caressing her walls, "AHHHH~, AHHHH~", the redhead smiled happily enjoying the surprise fucking, she didn't even bother to turn around already getting an idea of who was behind her, Want a clue? He is the only one in the room with a dick.
Heather watched as Cody filled Izzy's insides while she used her knees to keep from falling and looked at her with a perverted smile that warmed her up again.
A hand was put on the queen bee's chin, turning her head. Her lips were caught by Lindsay's, the blonde licked Heather's lips and she immediately granted permission, both of them tangled their tongues in a passionate and wet dance. Lindsay guided one of Heather's hands to one of her huge breasts and she started massaging it immediately, the other was guided to the blonde's crotch and Lindsay inserted two of Heather's fingers inside, "HMMM~", she moaned in the kiss as Heather began to push her fingers in and out of her wet cavity.
"HMMMM~", however, Heather also groaned as Lindsay massaged one of her breasts and began pumping inside her with two fingers from her other hand.
Izzy was held on shaky knees when Cody finally cummed inside her, they're going to need a lot of magic pills after this. Yes, that's what she calls birth control pills. Izzy reveled in the spectacle of Lindsay and Heather pleasuring each other while being fucked by Cody, this relationship was hands down her best idea so far.
Of course, she is a firm believer in returning the favor. She rolled over on shaky legs, clung to Cody's neck and kissed him with the wetness of Heather's still on her lips, she asked for permission and he granted it making the kiss even wetter, she loved this boy so much.
She separated and they both gasped, "hahaha... I won't feel... legs tomorrow."
"I won't feel... nothing tomorrow," Cody confessed.
Izzy smiled mischievously, "Well, let's make it worth it then."
Lindsay and Heather parted, their lips joined by a trickle of saliva, both of them smudged a couple of times due to each other's manual labor.
Heather licked her fingers at her hand savoring Lindsay's sweet insides.
"Hehehehe... and you wanted to get away from this," the blonde mocked.
Heather frowned, but only sighed, "well, it's not too bad... I admit it," Lindsay laughed.
"Can I borrow her?" Izzy lay on top of Lindsay, her wet crotches stuck together while Lindsay's breasts ate Izzy's. The lunatic caressed his face, "you and I haven't socialized yet," she said mischievously.
"Oh... it's true, I'm sorry," Lindsay said. Izzy leaned over to kiss her, the blonde immediately reciprocated, "Hmm~", Lindsay moaned as the redhead began to grind their crotches together. They deepened the kiss as their lower lips wet and blended together.
"HMMMM~", they both moaned together as Cody put his member between the two pairs of lips slowly and tortuously pumping the pair.
Heather indulged herself by massaging her breasts and caressing her crotch while just watching this time.
"HMM~," Lindsay moaned as Cody crawled inside her and pumped at a moderate pace, causing the blonde pleasure and frustration.
However, it didn't last long, as "HMMM~" he came out again, much to her disappointment, and entered Izzy's interior making her moan.
"It must be fun to have to choose from," Heather joked.
"A little, yeah," Cody laughed as he walked out of Izzy and back into Lindsay.
Now it was a race for him not to come out, Lindsay squeezed him as much as she could as long as he didn't come out, while Izzy wiggled her butt to get his attention.
However, he did not cum inside either of them. Just as he reached the limit, he moved away from them and approached Heather, who had her eyes closed as she approached orgasm.
Cody surprised her by jerking her hand back and squeezing into her abruptly, "AHHH~, h-hey what the... AHHHH~", she couldn't continue when Cody started fucking her quickly, short-circuiting her brain, she wasn't able to stop her ongoing orgasm.
Izzy broke away from Lindsay and intertwined their legs. He quickly rubbed against her while Cody fucked Heather.
"AHHHHHHHH~", both girls orgasmed together. The redhead collapsed on Lindsay's comfortable breasts completely exhausted.
Cody continued to kiss Heather, "HMMMMMM~", and a second later he cummed inside her painting her insides white.
Slowly and panting, he stepped out of the queen bee, which was just breathing erratically trying to recover.
She looked him in the eye, "y-you... you're... the worst," she complained exhausted.
"Hahahaha, actually, it was Izzy's idea," Cody looked at his first girlfriend sleeping on Lindsay, the blonde hugging her against her breasts while they slept peacefully.
Cody looked at Heather again, but she had also fallen asleep, he himself was quite sleepy, 'after a day like today I'm surprised she and Lindsay weren't more tired', the geek looked at Heather's cheerful breasts, 'Why not?', he lay on top of her and put his head against her soft breasts. I could hear her heart beating.
He began to fall asleep, and just before he fell into unconsciousness... he felt Heather hug him.
-0-
The next morning, they were all in the hotel parking lot, there was a set of taxis that would take them home (paid for by Chris in advance). Everyone had their suitcases at hand and were saying goodbye to someone.
"Please don't set anything on fire," Cody pleaded.
"Izzy can't promise anything," she replied, then she gave him a warm and wet kiss on the lips, she had already said goodbye to Lindsay and Heather (only she bit them on the neck to mark territory), "goodbye Cody," she said in a normal tone.
Cody smiled, "goodbye Izzy", the redhead got into the taxi and it started leaving the parking lot.
"Well, she's gone," Noah said standing next to Cody, "don't tell her I said this, but I was starting to like her."
"Hahahahaha, don't worry, your secret is safe with me... and talking about secrets."
"Will you finally tell me what you're hiding?" the know-it-all asked boredly.
"Now, wouldn't that ruin the fun?"
Noah sighed, but then smiled, "someday I'll find out what you're hiding," he told him as he walked to a taxi.
"Sure you do, as Izzy would say, don't let the taxi door hit your huge head when you leave."
"Whatever," said the know-it-all closed the door of the taxi, it took him out of the parking lot.
Not a moment later a cab scraping the floor sparking past him, Owen waved goodbye through the window and Cody returned the gesture.
Thin arms wrapped around her neck and huge breasts pressed against the back of her neck. Cody turned around to be in front of Lindsay's cleavage.
The blonde looked at him fondly, "I promise to visit you when I get back from Paris," she told him.
Cody smiled, "make sure you bring plenty of baguettes."
Lindsay puffed out her cheeks in an annoyed pout, "you're bad," but then smiled and leaned in, kissing Cody passionately on the lips, "goodbye," she said after separating.
"Goodbye Lindsay," the blonde got into a taxi while waving goodbye.
Cody walked towards Heather who was scratching her neck where Izzy bit her, "I swear that if that crazy chick infected me with rabies I'm going to...".
"Don't worry, I think she has all her vaccines," Cody told her.
Heather looked at him, "I-", the geek didn't let her finish, he took her by the cheeks and kissed her, Heather slowly let herself go.
They separated, "No cheesiness?"
Heather smiled genuinely, "no cheesiness."
"Take care Heather, don't ruin anyone's life so soon."
"Ha, I can't promise anything," said the queen bee arrogantly as she got into the taxi, which left as well.
"Did you really do it with the three of them last night? I don't know whether to envy you or admire you, because that was brave," said a voice behind him.
Cody turned around to see Duncan leaning against a taxi, "Were you listening?"
"Who didn't? Those girls have strong lungs," the criminal mocked.
"And Courtney?" he changed the subject.
"She's gone, and so am I," he said, opening the door of his taxi.
"I'll see you in prison," Cody said goodbye.
The window rolled down a little and Duncan's hand went up showing his middle finger, then the taxi left.
Cody inhaled deeply and exhaled, he was the only one left in the parking lot, he looked at his taxi and opened the door, "temporary peace period, here I go", with that said he got on and left for the unknown.
End of Season Two