Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan
POV. Third person
Chris begins narrating from first class, "last time in total drama world tour. Egypt, land of pyramids and pharaohs. There were beetles, mummies, sun and sand, everything iconic and native to this land. Alejandro won over his team by saving them from death by sunstroke, a good play there new boy. Whereas for her part, Sierra showed her team, or rather Cody, some of the things she's capable of," Sierra weaves a basket at insane speed, "in the end it all came down to a race down the Nile and the Wild Cats were the winners. However, as no team lost their reward from the previous challenge, no one was kicked out... well, no one with a team hahahaha," Chris pushes Duncan off the plane, "This week, who's gonna sing, who's gonna dance? And which tourist destination are we going to visit next? You wanna know? Then follow us in this episode of Total... Drama... World Touuuuur~!"
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POV. Cody
*BEEP*
I was standing in front of a round table with a huge red button in the center. I was surrounded by other astronauts whose helmets blocked their faces.
"All right, who made the report?" I asked.
"Ah... I," a red astronaut with Noah's voice raised his hand, "it's not to alarm anyone... but Tyler was killed, I found his corpse on Shields, I think we have an imposter among us."
"Why do you think he was killed? It could have been an accident," said a very large astronaut in a very tight white suit, his voice was Owen's.
"Oh yes, because everyone gets knives buried in their backs by accident," the red crew member replied.
"Also, as head of security, I'm offended that someone thinks there may be accidents on my watch," the brown astronaut complained in Courtney's voice.
"I say it was pink, it's been following me for a long time in a suspicious way," the black crew member said in Gwen's voice.
"How can I be if I was with you when the murder happened?" complained pink in Heather's voice, "in which case you were more suspicious than I am, after all you're bla-."
"Oh, I dare you to finish that sentence, I fucking dare you!" said the black crewman.
"Enough, we only have one task left for each of us, go in pairs and complete them before the impostor kills us all," I said, "purple come with me."
"Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale," all it did was take a gloomy deep breath.
"... I will take it as a yes."
...
A while later in electricity...
"And that's it, I'm finally done, it wasn't that hard," I said after finishing my last task, "now I just have to wait for the others to finish."
*Lights out*
"Uh, the light went out, purple, can you turn it back on?" I asked my partner.
"Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale," but it just stood in front of the light lever.
*Door closed*
Now the door closed out of nowhere as my companion slowly turned around.
I started sweating, "ah... purple, who were you supposed to be again?" I asked.
He put his hands to the helmet and slowly removed it from his head, revealing that it was...
"It's me, dude," Mr. Coconut said after taking off his helmet.
"Oh thank heavens," I relaxed, hoping it was someone else.
*Vent sound opening*
...
..
.
"Oh... fuck", A pair of hands grabbed me by the ankles and pulled me, "Ah!" I fell to the ground, looked behind me, and wished I hadn't.
"I have you now Codykins~".
"AHHHHH! SIERRA!" I shouted in fear, Why couldn't it be a human-eating alien?
"Don't worry, I've already gotten rid of all the hindrances, now no one will come between us~, hahaha... hahahahahaha... hahahaha
I scratched the floor with my nails fighting for my life, but nothing worked, "no, no, no, AHHHH!", I fell through the ventilation.
"Now we'll be together forever~"
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"Ahhhh!".
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", I woke up from that nightmare with a loud scream and Courtney who was sleeping next to me also screamed in surprise, "Can I know what the hell got into you now?!".
I breathed erratically as I looked around quickly.
I'm in first class.
No Sierra.
She can't follow me here anymore.
I slowly began to relax, I was finally able to free myself from Sierra's control, and yet she still finds ways to stalk me.
"I'm ... I'm fine," I told Courtney, "it was just a nightmare... a very realistic nightmare."
"I... I see," she said recovering from the fright too, "Does it usually happen to you? I think you had one in camp once, didn't you?" she said worriedly.
I looked at her, "Heh, remember that?"
She blushed slightly, "of course I remember, I have a great memory," she said looking haughtily.
"Hahaha, I hope it's not like your sense of direction."
"Hey!"
"... Sometimes I have weird dreams... but this was the first time in a long time that I had a real nightmare," I explained to the CIT.
She opened her eyes a little, "oh... I guess that's why you use this, right?", she took something out of her pocket and offered it to me, my eyes widened.
"My dream catcher!" I said in surprise as I took it, "but how-?"
"It fell off your neck while you were sleeping on the bus," she said, "the rope was very worn and broke, so I replaced it – wow!"
"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!", I gave her a big hug, and in my emotion I even gave her a big kiss on the cheek that made her turn red. Similar to what happened to her when I retrieved her skull amulet.
"Ok, ok, it's okay Romeo, good for you, but don't forget that I have a boyfriend," she said with some humor, "I didn't think you'd miss that thing so much."
'No more nightmares with Sierra! And Dawn won't want to kill me anymore!', "is... "It's like a good luck charm, thanks for fixing it."
She smiled, "hey, I know what it's like to have something like that," she said as she pulled the skull necklace out of the inside of her shirt that was still around her neck. She held him with affection and sadness.
I couldn't help but feel bad for her, and not because she missed Duncan, but because that same feeling that made her miss him is what was going to hurt her next.
"Where are the others?" I asked to change the subject.
"Gwen's asleep over there," she said, pointing behind her to the sleeping goth, "as for Izzy and Heather...," she said, pointing to the first-class couch. Izzy slept with her head on Heather's lap, who was also sleeping, but sitting up, "I'm a little surprised that none of them were woken up by your screams."
I got up from my seat with a smile and took out my old camera to take a picture of my girlfriends curled up, "well, enjoy it while you can, it's going to get noisy when they wake up", the CIT sighed at that.
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POV. Third person
Alejandro covered his ears in economic class, the reason?
"AH! I'm too young to die!" shouted Owen again for the thirteenth time in the last two hours due to his fear of flying. It was currently attached to the seat with two pairs of harnesses.
The problem is that it wasn't just him, "one of the ways to deal with the fear of flying is to imagine that you're not in the air but underwater, so you eliminate the feeling of falling blah, blah, blah, blah, blah," said Harold, he had been talking non-stop for three hours.
"Nobody cares, Harold!" complained LeShawna fed up.
"So I've been learning more about the real world eh, I found this book that talks about the places in the world, I can't wait to get to know Gotham City," Zeke told Noah.
"Zeke, that's a comic, Gotham isn't real," the bored know-it-all told him.
"Really? Too bad eh, but we can still visit the Mushroom Kingdom, right?"
Noah looked at him, "suuuuuuuure...", he said nodding slowly.
Confessional.
Alejandro
"Okay, so far I don't like this, it's one thing to endure Owen's crying in a comfortable first-class seat, but this? It is not worthy of someone with the surname Burromuerto... However, it's a sacrifice that I'm willing to make, our team has more members so the other two could target us, I need them to let their guard down and underestimate us, and if for that I have to sacrifice some pieces, then so be it."
End of confessional.
Meanwhile on the other side of the cabin.
"Look at this, I can do a double pirouette in the air," Tyler said.
"Ah... Tyler, maybe you shouldn't," DJ said.
"Extreme!" said the athlete jumping into the air.
*Blow*
"Ouch!" the athlete crashed into the back of the cockpit.
"Jump while the plane is moving," DJ finished.
"Hahahahahahaha, oh my goodness I never dreamed that I would see one of Tyler's accidents in person, or that I would eat one of the DJ omelets, thanks for the great breakfast," said Sierra super animated, she was probably the only one who enjoyed being there no matter what economy class it was shit.
"No problem, it's a family recipe that-".
"It has passed from generation to generation, to generation since the times of your great-great-great-grandmother," Sierra said with emotion.
"How do you know that?" asked DJ somewhat dismayed.
"Oh, I happened to be researching their family trees and I stumbled upon that information," Sierra said.
DJ slipped a little away from the psychopathic fan.
Lindsay saw Bridgette sigh, "What's wrong Bridgette? Are you sad about this place? Don't worry, I'm sure we'll win next time," she said enthusiastically.
"It's not that Linds, I miss Geoff, that's all," she said.
"Oh, I understand how you feel, Heather, Izzy and Cody are on another team, they're so close and I still can't be with them," Lindsay said.
"Yeah, but at least you can still see them," Bridgette smiled at her as she gave her a slight nudge.
"Hehehehe, yeah, I still can," she said happily.
"But... it's been a while and Cody hasn't come to see you in economy class at any point," Sierra said pretending she was only thinking to herself, "I wonder if he has something better to do."
Lindsay couldn't help but feel a little discouraged by what Sierra said.
Confessional.
Sierra
"The plan to get Lindsay away from Cody is going slowly but surely, being on different teams makes it easier. Convincing Heather shouldn't be that hard, I mean, she gets mad at him all the time, it shouldn't be hard to get her to accept that maybe boys aren't her thing. Now the real problem is... Izzy," she deflated, "she's probably the closest to Cody. I have no idea how I'm going to make her give up on him, and if I'm not careful about what I say or do, she's going to skin me alive, friend or not, she doesn't take sabotage attempts very well," she said with a bit of fear, "I understand that she has hunted down the fans who try to mess with his relationship. Fortunately, I am not alone in this, I already have a man infiltrated in her inner circle," she said proudly.
End of confessional.
As she pretended to comfort Lindsay Sierra looked at Noah and winked, Noah returned the gesture, but with much less enthusiasm.
Confessional.
Noah
"Sierra wants me to convince Izzy to leave Cody, I have no idea how I'm going to do that, that wacky redhead is totally crazy about him. If she finds out that I'm helping Sierra separate her beloved family, she'll definitely throw us off this plane," he sighed, "I guess I can pretend to try, Sierra never said I had to succeed."
End of confessional.
Bridgette looked at the boys from the other team and her gaze met Alejandro's who smiled at her and sent her a greeting. The surfer's cheeks turned slightly red as she eagerly returned the greeting.
"Please, someone land this thing, that's not how I want to end!" shouted Owen.
"Do you want to calm down? Air travel is like the fifteenth safest mode of transportation," Noah said, tired of his screams, "unless you're in a death trap."
A hole covered with pieces of wood opened up in the wall and the air began to pull them all out of the plane.
"This one, for example!" shouted Noah in panic.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!", everyone screamed while holding on to anything to save their lives.
However, LeShawna's arms began to give way, "ahhhh, this is not the way Leshawna is leaving this world", her hands came loose and he almost flew off the plane.
"I got you," Harold, whose foot had gotten stuck in the seats, grabbed her by the hands, preventing her from flying away.
"AHHHHH!" as Owen yelled the harness straps holding him up broke, "oh-oh, AHHHHHH!"
*Pop*
Owen ended up plugging the hole in a very painful position.
"You saved me," LeShawna told Harold in surprise.
"Well, it's the least I could do after I ruined it with Heather, I hope you can forgive me for that one day," the nerd said.
"Hahahaha, honey, you're crazy," she kissed him on the cheek, "consider yourself forgiven."
"Yes!" he said with emotion.
"But we're still just friends so don't get too excited," she warned him.
"No problem, I already knew it wouldn't be so easy to win your heart, but one day I'll get there just wait."
She rolled her eyes with a smile. Alejandro frowned at the whole exchange, not only did Harold could save LeShawna because he was closer, but she also forgave him, it seems that he will have to do something about it.
"Hey, a little help over here," Owen said from the hole, "I can't feel my butt, I think I dropped it."
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POV. Cody
"Which happens to make me an ideal leader," Courtney said ending her speech with great confidence, "Okay?" she asked expectantly.
Heather and Gwen looked at her unconvinced, "ah, not in a million years," said the queen bee.
"The last thing I want in the world is to agree with Heather, but didn't your team kick you off for your lousy leadership last season?" asked Gwen.
"That was before, this is now," Courtney said embarrassedly.
"As a person who did make it to the final last season I should be the leader of this team," Heather said.
"Hahahahaha, yes of course," Gwen said, "we don't need a leader, we're winning."
"Girls, girls," Izzy appeared hanging from the ceiling above them giving them a scare, "they are forgetting about me, I should be a leader, what's more, I could lead an entire country, I would govern with an iron fist, lead foot and copper teeth," she said excitedly.
"That's not going to happen," Courtney said, Izzy pouted.
"How about Cody? He could be our leader," Izzy told me.
I stopped eating the delicious chocolate chip cookies when everyone looked at me.
"That might be a good idea," Gwen said.
"I'm not convinced, Heather would just have to sleep with him in exchange for favors," Courtney said looking at the queen bee.
Heather raised a finger and opened her mouth, then closed it and lowered her finger, crossed her arms with a frown.
Wait, would she really do it? Damn.
"I offer myself as a sacrifice," Izzy said, raising her hand (or in this case lowering it) excitedly.
"Ok, enough, I don't want to be the leader, I know from experience how stubborn you all are, a leader is the last thing we need, you wouldn't even listen to me," I accused them with narrowed eyes.
The four of them looked away in due embarrassment, there is no training that prepares you to make Heather, Courtney and Gwen of all people work under the same flag just for the sake of it.
Our team worked because all three of them are selfish and in their internal competition none of them wanted to be below the others, so they unconsciously pushed each other forward, I know this because I saw all three of them do it throughout the first part of the season... until London. If they lost their competitiveness, then they lost their motivation, and having a leader would do just that.
"I say let's leave it to a vote," Heather insisted.
"That's not fair, you'd already have two votes bought you harpy," Courtney told her.
Heather stuck her tongue out at her.
"Oh~, who said I'm going to vote for Heather?" I said with a huge smile.
The queen bee's eyes widened, "What did you say-?" she was silent when I took her chin gently and made her look into my eyes, the faces of the other three turned red from the daring gesture.
"Let's make something clear Heather, I don't allow you to use me or Izzy as an immunity pass to be a bitch, behave badly beyond what you should and I promise that I will get you off this plane myself," Heather's face was red between total indignation and secret excitement. I ended the statement by giving her a kiss on the lips that she did not expect in the least.
"Mm~".
I walked away from her, "so behave yourself and you'll be rewarded," I ended with a cheerful smile.
"..."
"..."
"Holy shit," Gwen said, the three of them gasped.
"Come on Izzy, let's get these cookies to Lindsay and the others," I said as if nothing had happened as I walked to the door with a tray of cookies.
Izzy got off the roof and came running towards me, "Izzy wants that too! Threaten me too!" she said, latching onto my arm. Should I be worried?... nah, it's Izzy.
We came out first class.
3... 2... 1
"YOU STUPID FUCKING GEEK! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" shouted Heather, I wouldn't be surprised if that was heard all over the plane.
I know we had a little talk pending, but I think it's best to set the record straight first, she probably wouldn't have listened to me or believed me otherwise.
"aw~ she's happy," Izzy said.
"You and Lindsay have a weird way of interpreting joy," I said as I stroked her head.
"Hahahaha, when it comes to Heather, joy translates into anger, and sadness, and fear, and hunger, and hatred, and anger."
"Etc, etc, isn't it?" she isn't really wrong.
Confessional.
Heather
"Damn you, you son of a *Beep* you are a *Beep* how dare you embarrass me like this in front of those two, I swear that I am going to *Beep, Beep, Beep*, stupid, foolish, liar, arrogant, shameless nerd, manipulative, wild, daring, captivating...", with each word her anger was extinguished, leaving only shame and a touch of something else, "idiot".
End of confessional.
"This is your captain speaking. It's time for everyone to join me in the common area. And I mean everyone," Chris announced.
"How convenient," Izzy said.
"Yes... convenient and purely casual," I said.
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When we arrived at the common area with a tray full of cookies it was as if a god descended from Olympus right in front of them, especially for Owen.
"Oh sweet chocolate chip treats!" he said as he ate four in one bite.
"Save something for the rest of you, big guy," Noah told him, eating a cookie.
"Wow, these cookies make me want to follow them and swear loyalty to them for life eh," Zeke said.
"It was nothing," I said.
"Yes it is a big deal!" Sierra yelled at me scared and made me back away, "it's a gift from you to us, that makes them more delicious~," she said as she imitated Owen and took four to her mouth in one bite.
"Yeah... I see," I said, holding back the urge to shudder. I really hope I can help Sierra, she was my friend before I went crazy, but I can't even be near her for five minutes without wanting to jump off the plane.
I was a little surprised that she hasn't tried anything yet, even if we're on different teams, she's not one to stop for something like that, so... Is it because of the girls? I know Izzy probably wouldn't mind her joining our relationship (which is an extremely creepy and scary scenario that I hope never comes true), but that would only be in case I agree, Izzy can be selfish about a lot of things, but she's learned to be understanding when it comes to our relationship, She understands that it's not just about her. Besides, Sierra wouldn't accept, she's not like the others, she's incredibly jealous and capricious in a purely selfish sense.
The reason she supported Courtney when she went berserk wasn't out of pity or empathy, but because she and Duncan were her favorite couple in the game and she was sure they wold always be a couple based on what she knew of about Total Drama, she did so from a purely fanatical and completely biased point of view. That's why Duncan and Gwen's relationship bothered her.
Not to mention the tantrum she threw during the Paris challenge, I know all too well how good she is at crying crocodile tears and making a fuss to get what she wants.
... sigh, do I really want to help her? The more I listen to myself, the more I realize that my animosity toward her is very, very justified.
But I guess it's something I have to do as a good friend that I am... Sometimes I hate that part of me, really.
At least this time I'm free of her most of the time. And now I could revel in the sight of Izzy trying to get Lindsay to bite the other end of the cookie between her lips, that makes anything worthwhile.
"Welcome to today's challenge," Chris said appearing at the venue, "it's..."
"Is it a reward or elimination challenge?" asked Harold.
Elimination.
"Good question, Harold. And... like I'm gonna tell ya," the host said.
"If the first one was an elimination, the second one has to be a reward, right?" said Tyler.
"I could use a reward. Oh, I hope it's candy. Or a whole bunch of shoes! Or shoes made of candy!" Lindsay said.
"I think I love you a little more now Lindsay," I said when I mentioned the candy, she blushed about this.
"I want a candy-covered Lindsay as a reward," Izzy said, looking at Lindsay lewdly. My blonde girlfriend swallowed, I think Izzy has been wanting it for a long time.
"I hope you all brought your giant radioactive monster repellent," the host said.
"Too bad, I left mine at home eh," Zeke said.
"Because... we are about to land in Japan," Chris said.
He pointed to the door and the chef walked in wearing a Chinese martial arts suit and a katana between his teeth.
"Gosh, you guys. That's totally a Chinese outfit," Harold said, well, I better mentally prepare myself for what's to come.
"Thank you, Harold. Now remember, anyone who doesn't sing-," Chris said.
"It's just, you really think you'd work harder to get it right," the nerd continued.
"Harold. Anyone who doesn't sing is immediately disqualified."
"Your cultural insensitivity is just... gosh!" Chris got fed up and exchanged a sadistic look with the chef. Here we go, "I mean, gosh!"
Chef ran to the exit door and flocked it with his sword. A second later the wind pulled us out of the plane.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others were screaming as we fell.
"WIIIIIIIIIIIII!", except Izzy.
I stabilized and looked around us, "so that's what the Drop of Shame feels like", although I never gave it this was the closest thing.
*Ding, ding, ding*
"Seriously? I mean, seriously?!" shouted Noah desperately.
"Sing, and I might think about saving your musical buttocks! Maybe you'll try harder this time! Eh?" Chris said into his megaphone.
"How encouraging, really!" I shouted.
Musical moment.
Courtney: "We're singing as we're falling~"
Heather: "Well, some are cannonballing~", she had her arms crossed.
Izzy: "Yeah~!".
Alejandro: "Our lives begin to flash before our eeeeeyes~".
Owen and Noah: "We might just go kablooey~"
Harold and Tyler: "Get smushed and become chewy~", both fell into each other's arms.
Everyone: "'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die~"
LeShawna: "Billionairess~".
Cody: "Get to the end~."
DJ: "Make a big and cool dish~".
Izzy: "Become a mother~".
Bridgette: "Catch a barrel~".
Lindsay: "Being a stylist~."
Courtney: "Being a lawyer~".
Gwen: "Prom destroyer~."
Harold: "Be a ninja with throwing stars~."
Alejandro: "Lion tamer~".
Owen:"New food namer~".
Sierra: "Accomplish my goals~"
Zeke: "Be a bottle whistler~."
Tyler: "Repairman for the parallel bars~".
Noah: "But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping~"
Izzy: "Before we smash into the ground from the skyyyy~"
DJ: "Flat into little pieces~".
Harold: "Heads merged with our feetses~", he had his feet in his hands.
LeShawna: "That would really suck and here's why~..."
Bridgette: "We'd like to keep on liviiiing~".
They all held hands.
Alejandro: "So Chris, we hope you're giving~".
Sierra:"Some wings~".
Courtney: "A jetpack~."
Gwen: "A rift in time~."
Heather: "Parachute~."
Noah: "Waterbed~".
Tyler: "A trampoline~."
Izzy: "Springy shoes~".
Cody: "A bowl of rice~."
Lindsay: "Flying squirrel~."
Zeke: "A lot of butterflies~."
LeShawna:"Bubble bath~".
Harold: "A flying cape~."
Alejandro: "Rocket boots~".
DJ: "Mama~".
Bridgette: "A water slide would be nice too~"
Owen: "Pizza- No! Chips and some dip will doooooooo~".
They all made a ring with Owen in the middle.
Everyone: "'Cause there's still so much to do before we die~, Yeah, we said it~! There's still so much to do~! There's still so much to do~! There's still so much to do before we die~! Yeah~!"
End of the musical moment.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!", many were still screaming as we approached the land of the rising sun, from here you could see all the advertisements, the commercials, the lights, the modern technological city. For a geek Japan is the dreamland, and for me that hasn't changed, I was lucky to be able to come a couple of times in my other life before returning.
*Blow*
"Uff," okay, hitting giant raw rice from a great height isn't as smooth as it looks, and it doesn't look like it at all.
"Haha, we're alive," Izzy said, appearing from the rice next to me and giving me a hug.
"Hey Izzy, during the song, did you say you wanted to be a mother?", I thought I had imagined it at the time because we were falling, but now when I think about it a little...
She smiled at me shamelessly, "Would that be a problem~?" she said pressing her breasts against mine. I swallowed, she put her head on my chest, "I've never thought about it before, but since I've been dating you... I don't know, the idea of having children just sounds very exciting, can you imagine a little creature with Lindsay's hair, Heather's fierce look and your eyes calling me mommy?" she said excitedly.
I sweat a little, "Actually no, I can't imagine how something like that would even be possible."
"Hahahahahaha, you just have to put maximum effort," she laughed out loud.
I smiled at her, "It's still very... Pretty early for something like that, but if it's any use, I think you'd be a cool mom... not a good mom", I'm not being cruel, just realistic, "but a cool one".
"Hahahaha, I thought the same thing," she said hugging me.
Honestly, I hadn't considered something like that until now, but to be fair, I didn't do it in my past life either, I was completely alone. However, now... now... now I fear that all hell will break loose when Lindsay and Heather find out after Izzy opens her mouth... great.
"Japan! Yes! I know everything about this place!" said Harold.
"What you know just sent us free-falling out of a plane!" LeShawna reproached him.
"But I went to Sensei Steve's Feudal Japanese Summer Camp," Harold said, who uses a name like that?
"Oh yeah? I speak Japanese too. Leshawna, hana no youni kirei," said Alejandro.
"How's that?" asked the big sister.
"I said, you're as beautiful as a flower."
"Oh hehe!" she laughed captivated, damn bilingual Spanish.
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We were taken to where the first challenge would be, and honestly I was already starting to have some bad Vietnam blashbacks, giant hamster balls, runaway crashes, me and Sierra locked in together.
"Are you okay? Your face is a little green," Gwen asked me.
"Too many cookies and a long fall," I said without thinking too much.
"Okay, your first challenge is inside a Japanese game show studio. Bow down before Super Human Mega Pinball Smash," Chris said as we looked at the massive pinball machine in front of us.
Harold and Tyler got excited about this and started talking about their favorite shows. I looked at Alejandro, in this challenge he caused Harold to leave, but this time he is in his team, what is he going to do now?
*Gong*
Chris struck a gong to regain everyone's attention, "h, look. My own personal geek gong. 'Kay. I'm gonna need one volunteer from each team to climb into these giant hamster balls. Then, your teammates are gonna beat you around the game board scoring points by bouncing you off bumpers and pubs. Most points wins. And I have a special local surprise for each of you to share your little ball-shaped paradise with", Courtney, Gwen and Heather did not seem very confident about this challenge, "so teams, select a ball guy, or gal, Seagulls?"
"Oh, leave it to me, I know everything there is to know about these games," Tyler said, you wouldn't be so excited if you knew who you had to share space with.
"I don't know Tyler," Bridgette said, "this game seems a little complicated and you're not exactly the luckiest?"
"Okay, who needs luck when you have ability?" the athlete dismissed.
"I say let him try, he can do it," Lindsay said.
Tyler smiled, "thank you Linds," it's good to see that they can still be good friends.
Confessional.
Sierra
"Did you see what I've seen?" she said excitedly, "oh~ that was definitely romantic chemistry, this is perfect, it's just what I need to happen, Lindsay won't be spared from this."
End of confessional.
"Alright Tyler, here's your pinball buddy," Chris said, pulling out a chubby panda from somewhere.
"Aww, it's so cute," said Bridgette and DJ at the same time.
"A panda? Chris, the pandas are Chinese, Gosh!" said Harold.
"Harold, you better shut up," Noah told him.
Chris threw the panda at Tyler, but Tyler had a sinister smile.
*Bite, hit, hit, hit, blow*
"Ouch! Ouch! AHH! Get me off my back!", everyone was shocked when the seemingly innocent creature bit Tyler on the head and began punching him in the face.
"(Death to all humans, pandas are the superior race hahahahaha!)"
Where does Chris get these animals with fatalistic ideas?
"Prairie dogs, who will be your sacrifice? I mean player," Chris said with another panda in his hand.
Everyone seemed unsure, except for one person.
"I will do it, for my team," Alejandro offered.
Confessional.
Noah
"First he gets us out of the desert, and now he volunteers in the first challenge? I'm starting to see a pattern here," he said suspiciously.
End of confessional.
Chris threw the panda at Alejandro and Alejandro prepared to attack him.
But the Spaniard caught him in the air with his hands, "Well, hello, handsome creature. May I scratch your ears or get you a tasty cookie?" he said in a baby's voice enchanting the panda. Who needs to understand them when you can win them over charmingly?
"awwww", that scene was more than enough to charm the women, even those who weren't interested in it. He really knows how to win over the public.
"Cats?" asked Chris.
The girls exchanged knowing smiles, I don't like where this is going, I see it coming, but I still don't like it.
"If it's violent animals...," Heather said with a smile.
"Then this is a challenge for you love," Izzy said as she pushed me forward.
I sighed, "yeah... Why not?" I said reluctantly.
To anyone who is listening other than fate, please save me from this!
"I'm glad to see your enthusiasm Cody, and your beast...," Chris said.
Please don't say Sierra, please don't say Sierra, please don't say Sierra, please don't say Sierra, please don't say Sierra, please don't say Sierra, please don't say Sierra, please don't say Sierra, please don't say Sierra.
"It's here!" Chris picked up a panda with tousled hair, a piece of his ear was missing, his eyes reflected pure evil and violence, and I'm pretty sure the foam at his mouth was a sign of rabbies.
The girls shuddered at the sight of the animal.
Chris threw it at me and I caught it surprised, "(hahaha... hahaha... Hahahahaha! This is your end, human, I'm going to open your chest and rip out your still beating heart and make you swallow it, then I'll gouge out your eyes and stick them right up your ass, I'll take your nails one by one and make a necklace out of them, then I'll go in through your stomach and come out through your head, and finally I will remove your testicles and put them in your empty sockets, all while you breathe your last breath! Desperately begging for the sweet deliverance from death!)"
"Oh thank God!" I said happily and relieved as I hugged the panda tightly.
Confessional.
Saw
"Owwwww, I should be that panda."
End of confessional.
"(What the hell!? Hey! Let go-! What do you think you're doing!? Let go of me right now! I command you! Let me go or your end will be a thousand times worse! I mean it! Let me go! Already! I can't put an end to humanity like this! I'm supposed to extinguish the sun and plunge the world into darkness! Don't treat me like I was a pet!)", I'm so relieved that it's not Sierra.
"First Heather and now that thing," Courtney said behind my back.
"He's got a talent with the beasts," Gwen said.
"Shut up, you two!" shouted Heather.
-0-
"It's time for human pinball," I heard Chris's voice from inside the sphere, I put the panda on my head.
"Stay there," I said as I prepared for the exit.
"(Don't tell me what to do, you'll me my meal once this is-!)", Chef let go of the lever, "(AHHHHHHHHH!)".
The three spheres were thrown onto the pinball board, I immediately got my bearings and began to crash into the various barriers at blindingly incredible speed, I could barely see what was going on around me.
"AHHHH! Tyler rolled past me in his wait as his panda attacked him, the jock hitting quite a few obstacles.
"But where is-?"
"Cuidado".
*Crash*
"Wow!" a loud swipe on the side, courtesy of Al, knocked me out of the way.
"Nothing personal, amigo, is just... You were on the road," he said as he ran across the board.
"(Unacceptable! Slave! Finish him right now!)"
"Oh that's how you want to play, huh?", I looked around quickly, if the angle is like this and the impact force is like this and the bouncing movements are like this, over there! I immediately went to a specific place, "I have to time it right... Now!", I hit a barrier and it took me down a crazy and hectic path of violent bounces, and although they seemed random, everything was planned.
"Did you miss me?", Alejandro looked at me surprised when I went straight to him.
*Crash*
"Argh!", as I went harder I took him completely off course and continued bouncing.
What he didn't expect...
"Watch out!" is that I threw him straight at Tyler.
"AHHHHH!"
*Crash*
"Woah!" Tyler shot off bouncing in all directions, same with Al.
"Woah!", which caused them to crash into me on more than one occasion. The three spheres were moving around the board like crazy, and I didn't know what the exact score was.
"(Hahahahahahahaha, this is as exciting as putting my enemies' heads on stakes!)"
"Come on Cody, you can do it! Show those two fools who's boss!" I heard Heather's voice from somewhere. I think I hit my head really hard because I could swear she was supporting me.
"Let's go Tyler just a little more!" cheered Bridgette.
"You can do it, Al, show them what you're made of!" shouted Owen, oh he's not going to be happy about it.
"Going through!"
*Crash*
"Woah!", my sphere rolled when Alejandro hit me much harder than before, someone is upset, "ah, of course not!", I threw myself against the sphere changing its direction and colliding with several barriers to score more points.
As I ran, I exchanged a glance with Alejandro and his panda who were running opposite the other side of the board.
We both came up with the same bad idea.
"(Hahahahahaha! Oh, yes! Let's go! Let's fucking go!"
"Let's fucking go!" I repeated.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!", me and my panda ran towards them.
They responded to our challenge by running up to us as well.
"(This is for not paying me the two bucks you owe me Ting-Ting!)"
"AHHHHHHHHH!", oh shit, Tyler must have fallen into a jump hole, because he fell out of the sky right at our collision point, "oh, I finally stopped", the joy was short-lived.
The three of us opened our eyes wide at the imminent collision.
*CRASH*
"Uh~... that must have hurt," Chris's voice said humorously.
"AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!", our screams could be heard as we bumped into absolutely everything, without grace or glory.
I don't know exactly how long we were rolling, but from one moment to the next I felt a hard blow and then nothing.
"(No mom, I didn't eat my brother...)!"
*Collapse*
My panda fell to the ground with his eyes rolling, "I think it was too much for you huh?", I got up from my bad position on the ground and opened the sphere.
"Ahahahahaha!"
*Crashing*
"Uff," Izzy hit me with the grace of a bull in an antiques shop.
"Cody! That was so chaotic and violent and wild and crazy and chaotic!"
"You said chaotic twice- uh."
She crushed my cheeks, "let me kiss you," smashed her rough lips against mine, and shoved her wet tongue into my mouth almost desperately. I tried to kiss her back as best I could, but she was almost attacking me.
I couldn't help but turn my eyes to Sierra. She was smiling calmly as she normally does during the show, I thought something like this would shake her up quite a bit... Is it really possible that she has lost interest in me? I wouldn't want to declare victory so soon... but that's what it seems.
Confessional.
Sierra
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" she cried waterfalls of tears while pounding the sink with her fist, "This is not how it happens in the fanfics I write in my journal! The real world isn't fair in the least!" she threw a tantrum.
End of confessional.
Izzy bit my lower lip and pulled lightly. Seriously, I think she's starting to reach a kind of breaking point, we haven't done that in almost a year and she's not necessarily a patient person, she's being more and more brazen.
Izzy parted our lips to breathe, there was a slight bridge of saliva between us as she looked at me with her face flushed with desire.
The arrival of a yellow sphere and a blue sphere next to us made us return to reality, they opened.
"Did someone write down the license plate~?"
*Fall*
And Tyler (full of scratches and bruises) collapsed along with his panda... compressible.
Alejandro, for his part, left the sphere as immaculate as he entered, he hardly looked shaken.
"Well played in there guys," Chris said, "but the person who scored the most points is none other than...," he pointed to the board and we all looked at him, "Tyler!"
"Y-Yes," he said barely raising his hand.
"Well done Tyler," DJ said as he helped him to his feet. His entire team went to congratulate him. I suppose that for once his clumsiness played in his favor, good for him.
"And second is none other than our crazy master of risky plays, Cody!" announced Chris. Tyler beat me by only 100 points, he was pretty close.
"Well played Cody, too bad it wasn't first place," Gwen said, she and the others reached out to us. The goth high-fived me.
"That was a very clever use of angular algebra," Courtney said.
"Hey... Did you notice?" I used math to score more points with rebounds, but didn't expect anyone other than Noah to notice something so complicated.
"Pff, math is one of my many strengths," she said puffing out her chest proudly (chest that I remind you, I've seen and she has nothing to envy Lindsay).
"Cough, cough, nerd, cough," Courtney looked at Heather as if trying to murder her with her eyes. Which she could not, since the queen bee continued to look at her smugly.
But the CIT smiled sadistically, "You know Cody? Heather was yelling support at you at all times~"
Heather's face went from smug to horrified in an instant, the transition was fascinating.
"It's not true! They're making it up!" she shouted with a red face totally embarrassed.
I smiled, "oh, so it wasn't my imagination."
Heather's face went from embarrassment to totally dead when she confirms that if she listens to her support, what a conflicted girl.
"And last, there are Prairie Dogs," Chris said.
Look at the board, 10 points, that's all Al needed to beat me.
I felt a chill down my spine and turned around, Alejandro was standing behind me with a serious look.
"Excuse me? Do you have a problem?" Heather immediately lashed out.
...
..
.
Alejandro held out his hand to me.
"None at all, beautiful lady," he said with a polite smile.
"¡Beaut-!".
"I just wanted to congratulate Cody on a battle well fought, as a gentleman," he said too politely with his hand outstretched.
"Oh, thank you Alejandro, that's very kind of you," I said shaking his hand with a smile of my own and a lot of enthusiasm, "you didn't do badly either... Al," I immediately felt his hand squeeze me tighter, "Oh my gosh, Al, you almost beat me, yeah you're good at these things Al."
"I-It's not a big deal, really, you did a lot better than me," his eyelid closed your several tics.
"Hahahahaha!", we both laugh like good friends who just had a good time.
"Weird," Gwen said.
"Yeah, the boys are so weird," Heather said
They looked disgusted when they realized they agreed on something.
Confessional.
Heather
"Oh great, now Cody went and befriended that faker, this trip only gets better and better," she said sarcastically.
End of confessional.
"Well, I have to go back to my team, good luck in the competition, Gatitas," Alejandro said politely goodbye.
"Good luck to you too Al," I said goodbye. Alejandro almost tripped over his own foot, but he kept walking as if nothing had happened.
My face changed from joy to seriousness, and I do not doubt that his did the same, gentleman my ass. For me it is more than clear, he does not trust me in the least.
Confessional.
Lindsay
"See? I told you they would get along."
Alejandro
"So that geek is as unpredictable as everyone makes him out to be, huh? He's just lucky to be in a difficult position to touch... But he won't be in there forever. Also, right now I have fish that are easier to catch within reach of my net," he said with a sadistic smile.
End of confessional.
"As the winner of the first round Tyler and the Seagulls get an advantage for the next one," Chris announced.
"Yes!", they celebrated as they moved Tyler like a ragdoll.
"What surprises await us in the next round? Will teams Butchie and Dennis be able to make a comeback? There's more wacky, cappy, macky, Teriyaki action after the break," Chris said pausing — "well, let's all get on the plane, there's something I need to show you before the next challenge."
-0-
"Welcome to Total Drama Action," Chris said in the movie lot. Above it appeared words in Japanese as different scenes were transitioned, "Where there will be crazy action and kooky filming. And somber eating".
"Very nice food. I like it," Owen said in the confessional.
"Ah! Giant monster!" LeShawna shouted.
"Run, run," Harold said as they fled.
"Total Drama Action! Coming soon! Pears and apples of fun," Chris said.
Then the video ended.
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..
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"Um... what?" Noah asked the obvious question.
"That piece of cinematic gold", In what world?, "is the Japanese promo", explained the presenter, "Total Drama is huge here, especially... Heather."
My girlfriend widened her eyes, "What? Am I famous around here!?" she asked excitedly. Why do I feel like this is going to have some kind of ironic twist?
"But of course, the Japanese love your totally tsundere attitude, where you pretend you're not interested in Cody, when secretly you're the one who probably wants to get his attention the most hahahaha", well... This is uncomfortable.
Heather's face went from arrogant emotion to absolute embarrassment. Meanwhile, the others tried to contain their laughter.
"HA! In your face!" said Gwen.
Confessional.
Gwen
"Ah~, it feels good to get a little justice for once."
Sierra
"I'm the one who secretly wants him the most! Heather doesn't compare to me!" she threw a tantrum.
End of confessional.
"I'm not a tsundere!" shouted Heather.
"That's just what a tsundere would say," Chris said humorously.
"GRRRRRRR!", she had no choice but to growl.
Courtney raised her hand, "ah... but that was in English. So why are they dubbing our voices?"
"Turns out the locals just don't like the sounds of y'all," Chris said, "sorry."
"No, you're not," the CIT reproached him.
"True. Ready for the next challenge? I hope you paid attention, because you'll be writing, directing, and producing your very own Japanese commercial. There's a brand new candy hitting the Japanese market. It's Chef's Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails. I call this the Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails challenge. Of celebration fund."
"How original," Noah commented sarcastically.
"Mm, you said we were gonna pay a real Tokyo ad firm!" the chef complained.
I honestly don't know if any of them would sponsor this, I remember they taste horrible, and I've eaten all kinds of Japanese sweets.
"Oops. I did, didn't I?" Chris downplayed, "As props, you'll be allowed to use anything you can find in the airplane storage area, but watch out for the local residents hahahaha."
Local residents? That's new.
"Since Team Migratory Seagulls won the first challenge, they get to choose their props first," Chris said.
"Yes! This will be so much fun!" said Lindsay.
"With the Cats choosing second and Team Prairie Dogs stuck with... whatever dreads are left," said the host.
"Owwww".
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POV. Bridgette
We went to the storage area of the plane and I was surprised to see that this place was actually full of things.
"Look everyone, it's a Viking helmet, cool," Tyler said as he put on the helmet he pulled out of a box, I'm a little worried he's wearing something with sharp points on his head.
"Hey guys, I think a lot of the stuff here was in the movie lot," Lindsay said.
"Oh! Holy cow you're right!" said Sierra excitedly, "this is the monster capture suit of the monster movie genre, and this is Chef's slime gun from the aliens challenge."
I grimaced at the mention of that last challenge, it was where Geoff and I were kicked out for kissing all the time.
"I found the udders and hats from the cowboy challenge," DJ said, "there's really a lot going on here."
"I doubt we need all this, we should choose a theme and take what we need for it, it wouldn't be right to leave the other teams without many things to choose from," I said trying to be practical.
"Aww, that's very kind of you Bridgette," Lindsay said.
"Thank you," I said flattered.
*Clank*
"AHHHH! Tyler pulled his hand out of a box, his fingers caught by a mousetrap. We grimaced when we saw it, it seemed very painful.
"Oh! That's one of the mousetraps of the sports movie genre!" said Sierra about to explode, "this whole place is full of the history of the show."
"Ow, I remember," Lindsay said, "one of my fingers has been paralyzed ever since."
*Clank*
"AHHHHHHH!" Tyler stepped on another mousetrap, "How many of these things in there here?"
"There wasn't any mousetrap there until a moment ago," Lindsay said wide-eyed.
"Wait, that means...", I said.
"There are ghosts in here! AHHHHH!", DJ jumped into Sierra's arms.
"Too heavy... Wow!"
*Fall*
Sierra was buried under DJ.
"Meow."
We heard a noise and look in the direction of the top of a pile of boxes. The white cat, I think her name was Dennis, was standing at the top next to a box full of mousetraps. She pushed the box and many mousetraps fell to the ground around us.
"Oh, it's just a cat," Tyler said.
"I guess this is what Chris meant by being careful of the local residents," I said aloud.
"Hey Lindsay, why don't you help Tyler get the mousetraps off his back?" said Sierra from underneath DJ.
"Oh, what a good idea," she said going to help him.
"Oh, ah thank you Lindsay," Tyler thanked her.
"No problem," Lindsay said as she took his hand and tried to take the mousetrap from him.
Confessional.
Sierra
"And while you're at it because... I don't know... you also go for a walk and talk for a while? You know, the two of you, alone, in an old, dark cellar, what can go wrong in a scenario like that between a boy and a girl?" she said innocently.
End of confessional.
I walked over to another box and it was like finding a treasure chest, I gasped when inspiration struck, "Guys, I know what we can do for the commercial! DJ take those boxes and follow me!"
"But, but," Sierra said looking between Lindsay and Tyler and DJ and me, "Is something wrong Sierra?"
She sighed, "it doesn't matter," she said crossing her arms in a bad mood, how weird.
"Whatever you say... Let's go!" I told my team.
*Clank, clank, clank, clank*
"AH! Mousetraps!", okay, maybe telling them to run around with mousetraps everywhere wasn't the best decision.
...
When we got rid of the mousetraps and left the cellar we ran into the Wild Cats waiting for their turn.
"Finally," Heather said irritated.
"It's good to see that being in a relationship has been good for you," I said sarcastically, I don't like playing the bad guy, but it still bothers me that she blackmailed me to be eliminated in the first season.
"Heather, don't be mean," Lindsay scolded her.
"Hmph, I just shut up because that blonde isn't worth it," said the queen bee looking away, it's funny that she's so obedient to someone as sweet as Lindsay.
"Sauuuuuuure," Cody said mockingly. Heather caught him in a hold trying to strangle him.
"Good luck inside, the animals are a little aggressive," Lindsay told them.
"Lindsay, don't reveal things to the other teams, we'll lose our advantage," Sierra scolded. Lindsay covered her mouth with her hands.
"Okay, we'll tell you something in return too, Gwen's panties are black today," Izzy said.
"¡Izzy!", Gwen shouted at her.
"Nice," Tyler said, DJ agreed, 'boys', I thought shaking my head.
"How the hell do you know that?" Cody asked.
"I saw them as we were falling off the plane," Izzy said nonchalantly.
"Well, I don't know how that will help us exactly... but I guess we're even," I looked at Courtney and smiled, "hey."
"Hey," she smiled back.
"I wish you luck, but don't get confused, this time I really want to win."
"Hahahaha, where were those guts when we needed them on the island," she told me.
"Okay, we have things to look for, we'll see you guys in a while," Gwen said red-faced, she was eager to put this conversation behind her.
They passed by us and I witnessed something I never thought I would see.
Cody walked past Lindsay and said hello, however, Heather stood next to her, "thanks for the warning," she said with an honest smile. And without any shame she pressed her lips on Lindsay's cheek in a slow, delayed kiss.
The blonde froze as her face burst red, "o-oh, it was a pleasure," Lindsay said happily.
Heather walked away.
*Spanking*
"Hip!", but she didn't leave without first spanking her.
Everyone including me looked open-mouthed, "Did that really happen?" I couldn't help but ask, I felt a little bit of envy of Lindsay, Geoff would have probably done something similar, he is that kind of fool. I really miss him.
"Man, I love this show," Tyler said.
"I get you," said DJ.
For once, I can't tell them anything.
-0-
POV. Cody
"So, are you embarrassed when people say you like me, but not expose yourself in front of everyone for Lindsay?" I asked Heather as she searched through some boxes.
"What? Jealous?" she asked arrogantly, she must think I'm jealous.
"From Lindsay? That girl is extremely sexy, I don't blame you for not holding back the urge to grope her anymore," I looked straight into her eyes with a cruel smile, "but you failed to say, 'hmph, it's not that I'm grateful or anything.'"
"You're digging your own grave, nerd!" she replied aggressively, "Don't go down that route, last warning!"
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..
.
I smiled with everything and a hole between my teeth.
"Don't you… dare," she said with narrowed eyes.
"You missed the 'and I don't say that because I don't want to hurt you at all, hmph.'"
"That's it! I'm gonna kill you!"
"Woah!", Heather threw herself at me furiously making us fall into a pile of boxes, my first instinct was to hold her wrists, "hahahahahahahaha", and laugh like crazy, why? Because I was so terrified that I crossed the threshold of fear and fell into the threshold of hysterical laughter, the kind you only get when you've accepted that you're going to die and you have nothing to lose, you know, a typical day with Heather, "come on, I was just playing."
"May Izzy and Lindsay forgive me, but they'll have to hug a black bag with your name on it!" ah, it's futile, she really wants to kill me this time, have I gone too far?... Nah.
Fortunately, I was stronger than her now.
*Turn*
This became clear when I reversed our positions and now Heather was lying under me with her hands clasped at the sides of her head.
"Well, I'm sorry, I won't call you tsundere again... for today, truce?" I offered while intertwining our fingers.
She actually blushed and looked away, "You stupid nerd, since when are you so strong and brazen? I hate you so much, you're lucky to be charming sometimes," she began to babble something in a low voice and I didn't understand what she was saying.
"What?"
"I said truce, now get off before I kick your balls."
"Yeah, yeah."
"No-oh, that's not how you make a truce."
A hand pushed my head down, and my lips smashed against Heather's, her eyes widening.
"You need to seal the deal~," said Izzy's smiling voice from behind me.
Heather smelled and tasted too good, instinct got the better of me and I deepened the kiss with the queen bee, "MMM~", she moaned in surprise as she closed her eyes and tightened her grip on our clasped hands.
"Oh~," Izzy said in surprise, she had already let go of my head.
After exchanging saliva with Heather for a good while I finally let her go, a light trickle of saliva between our lips, we were both panting, I straightened up and looked at Izzy who was watching with some lust in her eyes, "Were you here all this time!?".
"Yep," she said cheerfully.
"You were able to help me, you know?"
"And since when do you need help to dominate a girl?" she asked me mockingly.
I raised my finger to tell her my opinion on the matter... And then I put it down when I realized I had nothing to say.
"Unless by help you mean that you wanted me to join~? In which case I'd lov- guk?", she was silent when I flattened her cheeks with a hand giving her fish lips, "hahahahaha", then laughed gracefully.
"How charming," I said rolling my eyes
"Hey," we both looked at Heather. Her face was slightly flushed up to her ears and she was looking in another direction while a finger covered her lips, some strands of hair had come loose from her ponytail, "get out", she told me again, only this time, she did it very submissively.
Izzy and I looked at her stunned.
Confessional.
Izzy
She wiped her bleeding nose with toilet paper, "uff, I think I just developed diabetes."
Cody
"How can such an aggressive creature look so adorable when it's helpless?" he asked genuinely stunned
End of confessional.
...
After that... scene, we decided to pretend that nothing happened, for our own good. Now a while after exploring we gathered all the props we could find, including the dead seagull from last time.
"(Oh Ricardo, you were too beautiful for this world)," Kevin and the other two held a moment of silence for the fallen seagull.
"... (Can I eat him?)", until Dennis decided to follow his instinct.
"(Ah, uh, wa-wait, No!)".
While I, on the other hand, was contemplating a very, very nostalgic and familiar scene.
" We have the candy fish swimming in the fish tank, then it breaks out and plays basketball. Like, duh," Heather said.
" Too Dr. Seuss," Gwen said taking a jokey mask, " Spinning masks. We toss candy into their mouths and-"
" Insane," Courtney said, " Flashing lights and fireworks! Chef wants to be dazzled!" Courtney said.
"A volcano erupts and a bunch of dolphins and beach balls come out! Then a couple of inverted mermaids come riding alpacas and, and...!" and Izzy isn't even thinking about the commercial.
Now I realize that winning the first challenge wouldn't have done any good the first time, I thought their ideas were bad because we had little to work with back then, but it seems like the problem is that these three aren't very creative when it comes to marketing and advertising.
"Fish tank and basketball!" said Heather.
"Spinning masks!" rebutted Gwen.
"Lights and fireworks," Courtney reneged.
"Volcanoes and dolphins!" shouted Izzy with excitement
Confessional.
Cody
"Don't you love a good catfight?"
End of confessional.
"(Ha, and we didn't have to do anything)," Butchie said.
"Enough, I can't work with this team, I'm leaving," Heather said.
"Well, neither do I," Gwen said.
"You're not going to defect before me," Courtney said, trying to leave faster.
"Izzy also wants to run away for no reason!", my crazy girlfriend ran away, now I'm alone.
I sighed and got out of the box I was sitting on.
"(Wow, they all left)," Dennis said, "(Wouldn't it have been better to say something? Stroke their chins and say tender things to them? That always works)," she said, rolling over herself in the box.
I began to gather in a box the things I knew I was going to need for the commercial, "maybe, but if I solve all their conflicts they would not learn anything", on the island I believed that I could make them get along by preventing them from starting to fight, but in the end that did not happen, since their personalities are the cause of the problem their conflict was always going to be inevitable.
"The best thing is to let their attitudes clash with each other and learn that this has consequences."
That's what Dawn said, and she was right, Courtney and Gwen became friends because they no longer had anything to fight about... until that.
"Does anyone want to be the star of this project?" I asked them.
"(Do I seem like someone who sells easily? I'm a professional actress)," Dennis said, taking a tongue bath.
"You can keep the sweet fish tails," I said, offering them the all-too-realistic tasting snack.
"(Sir, you've got a deal)," Kevin said, flapping his wings.
(Traitors! How can you sell so easily-!?)".
A pair of hands lifted the prairie dog into the air as he protested, "What are we waiting for to shoot that commercial hahahahaha!"
"Izzy? At what time?"
"I remembered that I had left you alone with the challenge, so I ran back," she said, "I'm sorry, I'll let you touch my breasts as an apology," she said falsely self-conscious as she pulled up her top.
"Uh... Maybe after the challenge?" I stopped her.
"As you want," she said pushing her hands away, uff, thank goodness, "Isn't it nostalgic? Just you and me against the world, facing a challenge, just like in the old days."
I couldn't help but smile, "that's even how you proposed to me, wasn't it?"
Izzy turned red as she smiled, "yes, it was around that time when I did it, right? I honestly didn't think we were going to last hahahahahaha, it seems that I was wrong, oops".
I took the video camera, "well Izzy, I'm gonna need you to be the actress you brag so much about being, will you be able to handle the role?"
"A script that Izzy can't play is still not created!" she said dramatically.
I will take it as a yes.
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POV. Noah
Finally it was our turn to get props, it seemed as if the other teams had taken forever, but on the good side they left behind more things than we expected.
"It seems like the other teams were considerate and left us with more than a few useful things to work with," Alejandro said, looking at the boxes around.
"Dude, everything here is so cool," Owen said as he rummaged through a box.
*Clank*
The big guy pulled his arm out of the box when we heard a snap, only to find that his hand got caught in a bear trap.
We both widened our eyes, "AHHHHHHHHH!", oh yes and we also screamed.
Confessional.
Noah
"The good news was that we didn't have to cut off Owen's hand, he has so much fat on his arm that it cushioned the trap."
Zeke
"If he had lost his arm, would they have put a hook on it? Doesn't that sound great, eh?"
End of confessional.
"I know a lot of things about Japanese commercials, it's all about the metaphor and the message," Harold said with a samurai hat on his head.
"I thought it was about selling a shoddy product," LeShawna said with a raised eyebrow, I couldn't agree more.
"Believe me, I've got the best commercial in my life, in the very old Japanese style," Harold said.
"Oh, really dude? Then I think we can leave the commercial in your hands, right?" said Alejandro putting a hand on Harold's shoulder, "After all, someone so honorable and wise about Japanese culture couldn't go wrong, right?"
"For real?" asked Harold.
"Por supuesto, and here between us, I'm sure LeShawna likes men with self-confidence," Alejandro told her.
"Zeke, Owen, stop playing and bring that scenario, Noah, go get the horse, LeShawna help me find a sword and Alejandro, get me a beach ball."
"Of course, amigo," said the Spaniard going for the assignment.
"We're going to do the best commercial ever!" said Harold.
Confessional.
Noah
"Alejandro just encouraged Harold? Nobody encourages Harold, don't you know how that nerd gets when his ego inflates? There's something weird here."
End of confessional.
-0-
POV. Cody
Half an hour later...
Each team had finished their commercials, Chris gathered us in first class to watch them all together. I have no idea what the other teams have done, it is very likely that the commercials will be different.
I noticed that Owen's hand was bandaged, "What happened to you?"
"Bear trap," Noah said.
"Ah."
"All right, now that you're done filming, it's time to see if your hard work has paid off," Chris said next to the screen, "Chef?"
"Low-budget, no ad agency, rip-off, cheese ball, cheap show... " he muttered as he picked up the remote.
"First, the Migratory Seagulls and their titled commercial, 'through time'," Chris said.
Commercial.
"Uga, uga, uga buga", the commercial began with Lindsay Tyler and DJ as cavemen, with leopard clothes and all.
"Uga," DJ hit a rock with a bone and it opened showing a heavenly light.
"Uhhhh~", it was the fishtail candy, "Uga, uga, uga, uga!", all three celebrated their discovery.
The camera focused on the fishtail and took a turn, now it was Bridgette in her bathing suit riding on the surf simulator, fish tails jumping out of the water, around her.
One entered her mouth, "HMM~!", she was so fascinated that she jumped into the water to look for more.
All the water fell down a toilet and the camera zoomed out to show a futuristic world, Sierra in one of the robot suits from the martial arts challenge on her way to a vending machine that only had fish tails, "I… need… Yum-Yum… Happy… Go Time… Candy," she said in a fake robot voice, raised one of her arms.
*Crash*
And she made a hole in the machine, Sierra smiled nervously, stuck out her arm with a handful of bags of candy, "MM!", and the robot arm stuffed all the bags into her mouth at once almost choking her. The suit also began to go crazy and run in all directions.
"Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails, so delicious that no matter the time, place or situation, everyone wants to take a bite," Bridgette's voice narrated softly like a newborn caress, "eat them now~".
"Before an out-of-control robot takes them from you," Tyler's voice was heard.
End of the commercial.
"Good start, but the end doesn't quite convince me," Chris said, rubbing his chin.
"Maybe we shouldn't have let Tyler operate the remote control of the suit," Bridgette said.
"I agree," Sierra said, then coughed up a fishtail.
"I already said I was sorry," the athlete apologized.
"Next up the Wild Cats, let's see what they've prepared," Chris said.
My teammates felt very uncomfortable at this moment, Izzy tried to hold back the urge to laugh.
"Ugh, this is humiliating," Gwen said.
"What do we tell him?" Heather whispered.
"A 'sorry we behaved like immature girls and we won't do it again' would be a good start," I said.
"Hahahahaha!" Izzy finally exploded and fell to the ground rolling.
"Do you think this situation is funny?" said Courtney.
"A little, yes," I said tapping her nose lightly as I walked past her, "here's our commercial," I said showing the video camera to Chris.
"We have a commercial?" asked Gwen.
"Yes, and it's called… Huh?", I couldn't think of a more precise title.
Commercial.
The commercial begins with Christmas lights framing the screen, twirling jokey masks appear, and then turn into doughnuts exploding in fireworks, "Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails~!" Izzy sang quickly, "Eat them now, eat them then, eat them with friends, eat them while you play~", then fish tails are shown falling from the sky and Izzy, Butchie, Dennis, and Kevin trying to catch them with their mouths, "It's time to play, it's time to eat, chase them if necessary haha~", now the four of them are chasing a fishtail tied to a fishing rod, then Dennis catches one from a water tank, Butchie and Izzy fight on the ground like dogs for a bag.
"Wow! It's delicious!" said Dennis in a fake girlish voice made by Cody.
"I don't need to eat anything else!" said Butchie with a bag in his hands, in the background Izzy is seen fainting on the floor.
"They're so delicious, I could die!" said Kevin, putting one in his mouth.
*BOOM*
Then it exploded, all that was left was Ricardo's body on the screen, "Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails~!" Izzy sang, "so delicious you'd be willing to kill for them," Heather jumped on Cody to attack him.
"Ps: Chris Mclean is great!" said Cody's voice quickly. Then more donuts exploded.
End of the commercial.
"Hmm... interesting, very interesting and curious," Chris said, "let's see how the Prairie Dogs do it with, 'A Samurai's Lament'."
Commercial.
It begins with a rainy scenario in the black and white countryside, Harold in the appearance of a samurai is riding down a road when he runs into his team with the appearance of peasants.
"Great samurai," Alejandro said with a bow.
"Please, do you have food?" asked LeShawna.
"..."
"Owen your line," Noah whispered.
"I forgot my line," he replied embarrassedly.
"Agh, the hunger, the hunger, the hunger!" said Noah dramatically kneeling on the floor.
"We're starving!" said Owen, falling to the ground, his gelatinous belly trembling.
"AHH! It's Godzilla! Run!" shouted Zeke, pointing to the sky.
A beach ball bounced past them, Harold was now lying on the ground, the ball bounced at him and deflated as it pricked itself with the tip of his lightsaber that simulated a katana.
"Duty, honor, Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time~, Candy Fish Tails ~ Eat them fast, time, time is fleating~" he said, trying one with his tongue. "Gosh~"
End of the commercial.
"Alright...?" said Chris doubtfully.
"I know we did it, but what the hell?" said Noah.
"I think they gave me the wrong script eh," Zeke said.
"It was art! A metaphor! A commentary on the Earth's sorrow and it's crying out for mo-," Chris shushed Harold by putting a hand on his face.
I looked at Alejandro, he had a purely neutral look, I'm surprised that he incited Harold with his idea... unless he had expected just this, I didn't want to believe that he would try to sabotage a teammate so soon, that is usually done by Scott, despite being a faker who uses dirty tactics, Alejandro is even prouder than Heather, he doesn't like to lose in the least. If he really had anything to do with this then he must think that Harold is expendable for his team, he got fed up with him, or... He is well aware that he cheated the previous two seasons.
He doesn't want him in the game because he's unpredictable, he also came to talk to me directly, he's not underestimating us in the slightest, damn, he's very aware of the changes I made previously, just like with Sierra his behavior is not going to be the same as before for all situations, which means that his repertoire of tactics must have expanded, he's more dangerous than before. What is he willing to do now and what is he not?
"Very well Chef, who do you think deserves the victory?" asked Chris.
Chef touched his chin thoughtfully, I crossed my fingers, "Chris, I think I gotta go with the Cats," said the cook.
"Yeah!", shouted my team excitedly.
"I don't know, I just love exploding donuts," chef said.
I breathed a sigh of relief, "Wow!", four pairs of arms wrapped around me and four warm bodies hugged me tightly.
"Cody, that was amazing!" said Gwen.
"Totally amazing!" said Courtney.
"I guess you did well," Heather said with a smile.
"Hahahaha, thank you girls," I thanked them, Izzy kissed my cheek.
Confessional.
Sierra
"Oh come on!" she shouted angrily.
End of confessional.
"Hahahahaha, I knew it would be great," Izzy said, she was surprised when Heather stroked her head.
"You did a good job too," the queen bee told her.
Gwen and Courtney did the same, "you're right, well done Izzy," the CIT said.
"Yeah, you earned these compliments," Gwen said.
"Izzy is the most loved hahahahahaha!" she said hugging us all tightly.
"Congratulations Cats and Cody, but Chef, I also have to know. Who bit the biggest? " asked Chris sadistically.
Chef thought about it for a moment, "them," he said, pointing to the Prairie Dogs in an accusatory manner, as if they had committed a serious crime. They cringed uncomfortable, "those guys with that sad donkey thing. You lose! You're sending someone home! Tonight!"
"Wait. It's not a reward?" asked LeShawna.
"I feel very rewarded," Chris said.
Confessional.
Harold
"I'm sorry I ruined it for my team, Alejandro called me honorable, but I feel like I've lost my honor and LeShawna's respect... There's only one thing that can redeem me now."
End of confessional.
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POV. Third person
Chris gathered the Prairie Dogs in the dining room, " It's vote time. Up in the loser class bathroom, you'll find five passports. Stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to send home. Got it?"
"Yes, we've done this two seasons now," Noah said.
Confessional.
Noah
He stamped Harold's passport, "I got tired of listening to security tutorials at five in the morning."
Owen
He was eating fish tails, one fell on the bathroom floor, but he picked it up and ate it anyway.
LeShawna
She was thoughtful as she looked at all the passports.
Zeke
He stamped all the passports, he wasn't paying attention to Chris.
Alejandro
He stamped a passport, but it was not shown which one it was.
Harold
He stamped a passport and closed his eyes in resignation
End of confessional
...
The Prairie Dogs were in the cabin of the elimination ceremony.
"Those staying in the game will get in-flight snacks and if you don't get one, you'll be taking the Drop of Shame," Chris said, opening the exit door.
The whole team looked uncomfortably at the sky beyond the door.
"The next players are safe, Noah," Chris hit him in the face with the peanut bag.
"Ouch!" said the know-it-all, rubbing his eye.
"Owen", he caught it with his mouth and ate it all at once, "Alejandro", he just caught it with his hand, "LeShawna", he threw it in her stomach.
"Uff, hey!"
"And the final bag goes to...", he said, looking between Zeke and Harold.
Zeke bit his nails while Harold took his toy sword.
"Ezekiel!" said Chris.
"Oh thank you al-Agh!" he choked when Chris threw the bag at him and several peanuts got down his throat.
"I accept my fate," Harold said, "I brought dishonor to this team, this is the only way to redeem myself," he said dramatically.
"Eh... whatever you say," Noah said.
"Goodbye honey, I'm going to miss you," LeShawna said.
Harold walked to the door, Alejandro stopped him by putting a hand on his shoulder, "I'm sorry mate, it should have been me, I didn't try hard enough in that commercial," Alejandro lamented.
"No, you and everyone else put your faith in me and I let you down, this is completely my fault, this is the least I can do," the nerd said.
"I wish there was something I could do," Alejandro said sadly.
"Take care of LeShawna in my absence, she's going to need a shoulder to cry on," Harold said.
"Oh, don't worry, you can count on me for that, amigo," Alejandro's attitude changed completely, and now he was smiling ominously, Harold's eyes widened.
"What-?", but it was too late, Alejandro pushed him lightly and he fell out of the plane, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!".
"Harold!" shouted Alejandro as if surprised by his sudden fall.
"You might need this if you don't want to die!" cried Chris as he dropped a parachute out the door.
Confessional.
Alejandro
"I'm sorry Harold, but I couldn't let you stay on this plane now that LeShawna has forgiven you, I have plans for her and the others, and you were getting in the way," he said to the camera, "enjoy your victory for now Gatitas, blindly trust that you have this game in the bag," he said seriously, "soon your luck will run out and when that happens... I'm going to be there," he said as he crushed a pile of peanuts with his hand.
End of confessional.
-0-
Chris was now in the cockpit with Chef, "and that's one more thrown out of this plane, where will our travels take us next? Who will be the next to fall into Alejandro's elusive clutches? And speaking of claws, will Heather manage to nail them into Cody?"
"Or will he nail her?" said chef.
"Hehehehehehehe," the two laughed about it.
"Will the Wild Cats continue their winning streak? Will Sierra manage to achieve her goals? Find out next time, here on Total... Drama... World Touuuuur~!".