« You were a spicy little Demon with the bleach blonde haaaair! Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare… Thooought it might be love, but you went- »
« By the Four Winds, SHUT UP! You've been singing that obnoxious song ever since you left Mondstadt! » Amber cried out.
It was true: Blitzo had sung that song at least 30 times in the time it took the IMPs and Amber to reach one of the four temples. Amber was at first embarrassed: now she was exasperated.
«Uh, excuse me, what's obnoxious about a super fun song to pass the time while we traverse this desolate wasteland of a country? » Blitzo asked outraged.
« The fact that you just kept on singing! How can any of you handle him!? » Amber shot back.
« Making a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot of assumptions there, honey. » Moxxie said exasperated as well.
« Pay is decent. That's all you need to know. » Loona added.
Amber simply sighed defeated. Thankfully, their destination wasn't far. « It doesn't matter. This is it. one of the deserted temples of the Four Winds. » Amber explained.
An abandoned structure stood in front of the group. Moxxie looked in awe, before something came in his mind.
« Uh…guys? Are we sure it's safe for us to go inside? Y'know, us being demons and all, gods around here might be a weeeeeeee little bit more intolerant towards us than the big guy upstairs. » he noted.
« Man this place must have something in the air, because you're bringing a lot of good fucking points! And that's a first ever since I got to know ya! » Blitzo commented.
« Very funny. »
« I'm serious! » Blitzo shot back, poking his cheeks. He then grabbed a stick and started to draw on the sand.
« Okay shitstains. New plan to kill Stormbitch. First, we gather a fuck ton of Chilli Churros, we have our fun murdering all of them, we pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe, we push said canoe into some water, we light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it! Then we throw the canoe at Stormwhore and the sheer everything of the dead canoe causes the Godzilla reject to explode, we get paid and I get to fuck the librarian. Any questions? »
Everyone remained silent at Blitzo's plan. « Uh…. yeah. why was that nonsense? » Amber asked.
« That wasn't a question. » Blitzo shot back.
« That wasn't a plan! » Amber exclaimed.
«I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Amb. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs. » Blitzo put an arm around Amber.
« Excuse me!? » Amber asked outraged.
« I'm callin' ya slow, Amber. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby titted troll?! » Blitzo poked Amber on her chest.
« Oh, that's rich coming from you, you witless horny lizard! You don't even know if the temple is an hazard for you! » Amber shot back.
« Well, is it? » Loona asked annoyed.
« Yes! These temples have been left to waste for years now! The people of Mondstadt almost never come here! » Amber explained.
« Then why didn't you fucking say so!? » Blitzo asked annoyed.
« Because you started scribbling your stupid plan, you perverted leatherback hornlizard! » Amber shot back.
« Oh, choke on a sandpaper cock, tits. »
Amber turned a fiery red. « And can you PLEASE stop with your perverted innuendo's?! »
« NEVER! » Blitzo joyfully exclaimed, flipping Amber off before slapping her ass.
As Amber growled in anger, Moxxie and Millie intervened. « Miss Amber! Please! Not out pay check! » Moxxie begged exasperated.
Amber simply sighed. « All right. But just because he's useful for the mission. » she said defeated.
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Once inside the temple, and after burning their way through a lot of vines, the group found the first obstacle that wasn't a plant.
A group of Hilichurls had set up a camp inside of the ruins, and there were a lot of them.
« Oh god fucking damn it, more Chilli Churros!? I should have known they'd be here. I could smell fertilizer for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest shithole is… back in hell! » Blitzo exclaimed annoyed at yet another group of Hilichurl.
« It's because the temple has been abandoned. Even by Stormterror. » Amber explained.
« Wait a sec….Stormterror lived here? » Millie asked incredulous.
« Yes. I also find it hard to accept but….Stormterror was once one of the Four Winds. » Amber explained.
« Wait aren't the Four Winds or whatever gods or something? » Blitzo asked confused.
« There is no time to explain. We need to cleanse this temple as fast as possible. It's the only way to weaken Stormterror. » Amber said in a hurry.
« Meh. Should be easy enough. » Blitzo said, as he pulled out a flintlock pistol and fired at a Hilichurl. As the group charged, Blitzo and the IMPs were prepared to a slaughter.
What they did not expect was an horde of the fuckers emerging from every crevice and hole.
Suffice to say, everybody was shocked.
« Oh shit. » was all Moxxie could say as the group was quite literally pushed by the wave of Hilichurls coming.
« Quick guys! I've seen enough Asian Comics! Do NOT let them access any of Amber's holes! » Blitzo exclaimed as he struggled to free himself of the horde.
« Not now! » Amber blushed hard, as she kicked one of the Hilichurl in the stratosphere.
Loona grabbed some with her jaws and ripped their throats, bellies and limbs with ease, as she growled at the horde.
Soon, the rest of the group recovered from the initial shock of the attack and prepared for battle. Blitzo shot several in the head with his rifle, while also breaking the neck of one and strangling another with his tail.
Moxxie grabbed a Tommy gun and cleared several of the Hilichurl numbers, whilst Millie slashed and crushed her way against more of them.
« All right, toots. New plan. You deal with whatever is giving Stormfuck an hard on, while we deal with the Chilli Churros. NOW GO! » Blitzo exclaimed, as he shot yet another Hilichurl in the chest.
« Got it! » Amber exclaimed, as she ran towards a large tower.
In the meantime, the gang prepared for a big fight. « All right, mother fuckers…..who wants to dance with daddy!? » Blitzo roared out with a deranged smirk, as he rushed forward, breaking the neck of one Hilichurl before throwing another to a large hole in the ground.
Millie meanwhile kicked another Hilichurl enough to shatter his ribs, before ripping his throat with her maw, before jumping on another of the creatures with her knife, gutting him like a fish. As she kicked another Hilichurl, Moxxie shots him with a shotgun, before hitting another with the butt of the weapon, the Hilichurl on his knees as Moxxie erased his head with a well-placed shot.
As more Hilichurls arrived, Moxxie tossed a grenade, killing a large score of them. More Hilichurls emerged from the explosion, only to be slaughtered by Blitzo and Millie, who slashed and crushed with knives and baseball bats, whilst Loona ran rabid slaughtering and slashing with jaws and claws, all the while Moxxie gave cover fire.
And yet the Hilichurls kept on coming.
«God DAMN IT! What's this, the annual Mexican food festival!? » Loona cursed angrily at the horde.
« It must be Stormterror! All the Chilli Churros must be coming here to escape that damn thing! » Moxxie exclaimed.
« Oh DAS' FUKKEN' GREAT! The Cartel refugees are here! » Blitzo cursed, as he hacked a Hilichurl in half with a large axe. « Fucking whatever. We gotta pick things up, guys, or it's game over for OUR holes! »
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Meanwhile, Amber had kept on running. She had no sympathy for Blitzo, but she could not let his sacrifice in vain.
But as she raced for the tower, she found herself unable to go any further, thanks to a canyon that blocked her way.
She grimaced at the sight angrily. « Damn it, how am I gonna get to the other side!? » she cursed, not knowing what to do.
Then she noticed something: a pillar, with a stylized flame on the front. Her eyes glimmered in hope. « A Pyro Element? I can trigger it! » she exclaimed, as she charged her arrow, firing at the pillar.
Suddenly, from beneath the canyon came huge gushes of winds, lifting Amber up. With a flick of her arms, however, a pair of wing-shaped gliders came out of her back, allowing her to soar above the canyon. She then landed on top of the tower, and saw a large crystal.
« That must be where the power is coming through! » Amber exclaimed, as she fired several arrows at the crystal, shattering it in an instant.
All of a sudden, the air in the temple seemed to change.
« And it is done. Now I need to save the IMPs! »
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Meanwhile, back to the IMPs, a carnage was seen all around. Dead Hilichurls covered most of the area, as the IMPs took deep breath, covered in blood and their arms sore from the fighting. And yet, the Hilichurls kept on coming, but this time, they were wary of their opponents.
« What's wrong, shit-stains?! Too scared to fight us!? » Blitzo taunted the creatures, who walked in unison, knowing that they must be tired from all the fighting.
« That's right. Come closer. It'll make it more easy for me to aim. » Moxxie said exhausted, as he fired at the opponents. However, no bullets came out from any of his guns. Moxxie was shocked at first and then defeated. « Oh curbs….out of ammos. »
« Yeah….ain't gonna lie….can't keep this shit up… » Loona said as she collapsed on the ground.
« Sorry, Loonie….too fucking tired to carry you to bed. » Blitzo said in a tired tone.
« No hard feelings, boss. » Loona responded.
« If this is the end, Millie…..I love you. » Moxxie teared up a bit.
« Me too. » Mollie responded with the same tone.
« I don't even fucking care anymore. » Blitzo said annoyed, before glaring at the horde one last time.
But just as the group prepared to meet their end, Amber jumped in drammarically, killing several Hilichurls with her arrows, and setting others in flames.
« Blitzo! Our target has been dealt with! Let's get out of here, before more Hilichurls come! » she exclaimed, as she helped the group back to their feet.
« Took yer sweet time, didn't ya!? » Blitzo cursed tired. Ignoring his insult, Amber picked him up, alongside carrying Moxxie and Millie on her back and running as fast as she could.
Loona, her energies having returned as these seemed to be an actual chance now, quickly followed en suite.
Soon, the group made it out of the temple, the Hilichurls having no intention to follow those demons outside.
Once out, Amber placed Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie on the ground, before collapsing as well from exhaustion.
« Never again! » Blitzo cursed.
« Never FUCKING again! » Loona, Moxxie and Millie replied in unison.
« Well…one temple done. Two to go. » Amber said, as she slowly rose up.
« Yeah….give me a minute. Need strength for the next two ordeals AND to fuck that Lisa MILF. » Blitzo said tired.
« You don't HAVE to, sir… » Moxxie commented.
« But I WANT to. » Blitzo shot back.
« Can you tell us how's it like to have sex with an Anime MILF when you're done ? » Millie asked.
« Millie! » Moxxie exclaimed, taken aback from the question.
«Whaaaat?! It's a real life hentai! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like. » Millie shot back.
« Touché. » Moxxie admitted.
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