On a tranquil day on Mondstadt, a terrible shriek of pain and terror echoed out of the Acting Grandmaster office.

A few minutes later, Kaeya, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie busted the main door open in a hurry, only to see Acting Grandmaster Jean collapsed on her desk, with three hellhounds in the room, one of them a girl with a panicked expression on her face.

« C'mon, let's bring her to the Church! » Blitzo exclaimed in a hurry, as he carried the woman.

Xxxxxxx

A few minutes later, Jean was brought to the Church, attended by a worried Barbara.

Suddenly, Moxxie arrived, dressed up as a clergyman. Barbara just looked at him confused.

« We're doing a Mozart bit. Surprisingly it was the boss's idea. » Moxxie explained.

« …Why? » Barbara just raised an eyebrow confused.

« Because she was "possessed" by a demon or went insane? You guys didn't hear the scream? » Blitzo asked.

« Oh, that was just Vikki panicking after seeing the Grandmaster passing out. » one of the hellhounds replied.

« Oh Satan, oh fuck! What if she's dead?! We're already out of a job, and I need the money for the fucking drugswhatdoIdowhatdoIdo-» Vikki circled around in a panic.

« Calm yer tits, lady. We'll sort this shit out. » Blitzo calmed her. « But first, how the fuck did you fuckfaces even manage to do this? We've been here for Satan only knows how long and caused WAAAAAY more damage and she never passed out! »

« Also, are you Knights? » Moxxie asked.

« Yeah, man. It's a living, all right? Not that different from where we came from. » the Hellhound replied.

« So you just joined the Knights of Incompetence, huh? » Blitzo raised an eyebrow confused.

« Yeah, a bit of a pain that we have to use these toothpicks as weapons. We didn't even get a fucking armour, say that it needs some time. » the Hellhound sighed.

« Have you considered joining the IMP? As long as you don't bang my daughter, you're in. » Blitzo proposed.

« I think we'll stay with the knights. You say they are incompetent, but the pay's good! » the Hellhound replied.

« Suuuuurrreeee….» Blitzo replied.

« So what the hell even happened? » Millie asked.

« Well, earlier today we were at the Good Hunter having lunch, when…. » the Hellhound explained.

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A few minutes earlier, at the Good Hunter….

« Like, holy shit! Am I the only one who is fucking pissed about the fact we didn't get our fucking armour yet? Especially after memorizing the Femboy's little red book! » Vikki complained.

She and the other two Hellhounds were just having lunch at the Good Hunter. They, alongside many other Hellhounds, decided to join the rank of the Favonious knights for a living.

Technically speaking, it wasn't all that different from their old job.

« I mean, we're basically in the Middle Ages, right? Shit like that takes some time…» one of the two Hellhounds replied.

« Meanwhile, in Anime France, I heard they have fucking robots! » Vikki replied.

« Look, it's just anime land. Don't question it. » the other Hellhound shrugged. « Anyway, lunch's on me, guys. »

The hellhound got up, and went to pay, but was recognized by the waiter. « Oh, you must be new recruits amongst the knights, right? »

« What's shakin', ma ma'am? » Vikki asked.

« I have something I'd like the Knights of Favonius to do for me, and I want you to pass on my request to the Acting Grand Master. » it was Sara, making a request.

« Sure, what's up? » one of the Hellhounds asked.

« The route between here and Springvale, which is used for the delivery of our ingredients, seems to have been occupied by the hilichurls. » Sara explained. « The problem is that the suppliers in Springvale say that deliveries have nothing to do with them, they're just responsible for selling us the ingredient. »

« What a bunch of fucking assholes…» Vikki commented.

« It's Springvale, what did you expect? » Sara replied.

« Anyway, yeah, sure. We'll report in. » one of the Hellhounds replied.

« Phew, help at last. With Jean on the case, this'll be solved in no time. Thank you. » Sara thanked the trio.

« No problem. » the Hellhound replied.

« Oh, I nearly forgot. Charles the bartender said he's been having some trouble too. » Sara added. « Why don't you stop by and see him on the way? »

« I mean…sure? » Vikki accepted the request.

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After a while, the trio reached Charles.

« Oh, you must be some of the new recruits of the knights! How can I help you? » Charles asked.

« Actually, we were sent here because you needed our help, since you had a request for the Acting Grandmaster. » one of the Hellhounds replied.

« Oh, that's good to hear. Tell Jean I need my quarterly tax return forms then. » Charles casually replied. « It's time to get Elzer onto doing the accounts again... I must say though, the tax rate on alcohol in Mondstadt is pretty steep »

« Why would she fucking bother with that shit? » Vikki asked.

« Acting Grand Master Jean personally goes over all the accounts. » Charles replied. « After all, the wine industry is Mondstadt's main source of income. Jean takes great pains to make sure no detail is overlooked. »

« Again, that's the Winery work. Not Jean's! » Vikki shot back.

« The Acting Grand Master's hard work indeed makes our lives a whole lot easier. » Charles replied. « We're certainly very lucky, but... to put it bluntly, we just take it for granted that that's the norm now. »

« You don't fucking say…» one of the Hellhounds raised an eyebrow.

« When you put it like that I do feel quite ashamed... I suppose I should give her one on the house next time she's here. » Charles sighed. « Although... I doubt the Acting Grand Master even has the time to spare for that. »

« Jeez. I fucking wonder why…» Vikki commented, as the trio headed towards the Knight's headquarters.

Xxxxxxx

After a while the trio had reached the Knight's headquarters, before a girl, Margaret, raced towards them. « Hey! You three! »

« Oh, Satan, what now!? » Vikki shot back annoyed.

« My cat's gone missing. Have you seen it? » Margaret asked worried.

« Hey, maybe that fucking pink haired pest was eaten by a fucking Chilli Churros, we can only hope. » Vikki smirked.

« I heard that! » a voice could be heard from the distance.

« I mean little Princey. Prince was just home, now he's gone. » Margaret replied. « Did you seriously think Diona is my house cat!? »

« I mean, she's as much as a bitch as a normal stray, so maybe? » one of the Hellhounds replied.

« This is a bit worrying. What if Prince can't find his way home? » Margaret continued.

« Oh, it's a cat. Those shitstains ALWAYS find their way home. » Vikki shot back. « Anyway, sorry ma'am. But we gotta go. »

« You're on the way to see Jean? What a coincidence. » Margaret commented.

As a response, the three Hellhounds just looked at her with a deadpan expression. « N O.»

« What do you mean no? » Margaret asked confused.

« We're not looking for your fucking cat! » Vikki exclaimed.

« Why not? » Margaret casually asked.

« Why the fuck would the ACTING GRANDMASTER OF MONDSTADT, the girl in charge of this fucking anarchist commune of femboy supremacy cultists, waste time with a fucking cat? » Vikki asked angrily.

« …Because she's a nice person? » Margaret retorted. « Anyway, please mention it to Jean for me. I'll treat you to a brew at Cat's Tail later. »

« We don't want to live on this planet anymore…» the three Hellhounds said in unison.

Xxxxxxx

Finally, the trio entered Jean's office to report their commission.

« Hey boss! We got shit to do! » one of the Hellhounds casually said.

In response, Jean just starred blankly in front of her.

« …Hello? Earth to boss? » Vikki waved a hand in front of her.

« Oh! You must be some of the newest recruits. Vikki, Mark and Houdini, right? Sorry, I must have been daydreaming. » Jean snapped back to reality. « What seems to be the issue? »

« Well, first of all, the people of this town are fucking morons. » Houdini explained. « Second, a bunch of other people need the help of the Knights. »

« I see. Well, thank you for your service to the people of Mondstadt. » Jean replied with a tired tone. « I have made a note of these commissions in my files and I will... make arrangements... accordingly. »

« …Boss? You good? » Mark asked worried.

As he said that, Jean fell facefirst on her desk, passed out.

« Hey Acting Grandmaster, would it be possible-» Kaeya then entered the room, only to see Jean passed out. « …I'm calling the IMP. »

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« Then Vikki let out a blood curling scream and…well…you got here…» Houdini finished the story.

« Thankfully it's just burnout from work stress. She'll be fine after a good old rest. » Barbara explained. « Thanks for bringing her here — she may have tried to keep soldiering on otherwise. »

« Especially 'cause everyone in this city is a fucking pampered baby that can't get shit done unless she does it! » Vikki growled.

« Welcome to Mondstadt, ma'am…» Moxxie replied with a deadpan expression.

« Poor Jean. She has always been one to push herself too hard while overlooking her own needs. » Barbara commented. « This isn't the first time something like this has happened. »

« Oh, don't worry, kiddo. We'll help ya sis out. » Blitzo pinched Barbara's cheek.

« And by "help ya sis out", you mean you'll demand heavy compensations for your work, right? » Barbara raised an eyebrow annoyed.

« How the hell am I supposed to pay my workers otherwise? » Blitzo asked.

« Speaking of workers, where are Annie and Bennet? » Barbara asked.

« Oh, they're just helping Mona and Emergency Food dealing with the paperwork. » Blitzo casually replied.

Xxxxxxx

Meanwhile, back at the Imp office, the paperwork not only had gained sentience, but had also multiplied as a hivemind of savage mushrooms screaming "WAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!"

« FOR BARBATOS, THE LYRE, AND THE FREDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!» Bennet screamed defiant, as he brought down one of these creatures, barely holding on the horde alongside Annie, Mona and Paimon.

Xxxxxxx

« So I assume you'll take care of those commissions, right? » Kaeya entered the room.

« Indeed we shall! » Blitzo replied.

« Hahaha, perfect. Although the commissions you reported to Jean have already been handed off to someone else... I am concerned that they will not be handled with due care without Jean's personal touch. » Kaeya explained.

« Oh, you're mistaken, boy. » Blitzo smirked. « We won't just handle those three commissions…we'll handle ALL the commissions for today, tomorrow, the next week, and even the next month! »

« My, my. Such generosity. What inspires to do such generous acts for our dear Acting Grandmaster? » Kaeya smirked.

« Because you've all been naughty little boys and girls….and daddy Blitzo must punish you all…. » Blitzo replied in a creepy tone, his eyes having turned into realistic real life human eyes.

« ….Oh noooooo…» Kaeya and Barbara's face turned pale.

« Indeed. Only God will hear your screams now. » Blitzo continued, before pulling out a radio and playing "Latin Lesson" by Spongebob. « LET THE FUCKING BEGIN! »

And with that, the three Imps exited the church to punish the children of Mondstadt-I MEAN to complete the various commissions.

As that happened, Kaeya and Barbara were still pale in fear.

« On the bright side, at the end of this, the people of Mondstadt will finally know how to handle their shit! » Houdini commented.

« They're going to destroy this city! » Barbara whimpered in panic.

« Yes. But its people will learn a fucking lesson! » Vikki reasoned.

Xxxxxxx

And with that, the epic montage of commission solving begun.

First commission was dealing with Margaret's cat.

Prince was just wandering in the streets of Mondstadt, before Blitzo jumped on the feline and grabbed him, only for him to toss him at mock speed at Margaret's face, the latter screaming in agony.

Xxxxxxx

The second commission was helping Charles with his taxes, but since Lisa got there first, they had it covered.

However, they still had to kill several Hilichurls to retrieve some barrels of whine, which they slammed against Charles with the strength of 10 hurricanes, plus two.

Xxxxxxx

Third Commission: Sara and her orders.

First of all, once more the Imps committed a Hilichurl genocide, killing all who blocked the route between Springvale and Mondstadt.

Then, they aided Sara to get ingredients for a feast of some kind, and by "helping", they simply loaded the ingredients in a machine gun and fired them at the Good Hunter.

Safe to say, there was a bit of damage.

Xxxxxxx

Fourth Commission: Wagner's Mine Craft.

After having mined entire sections of Mondstadt's topography, the Imps simply dropped a shitload of ores onto Wagner himself, to the point he could hardly breathe.

Xxxxxxx

Fifth Commission: Grace's Dandelion Seed dispersal.

After having climbed on the top of Barbatos statue, and after having loaded the Dandelion Seeds in a flamethrower, the Imps dispersed millions of the stuff all around the city.

Xxxxxxx

Sixth Commission: A surprise gift.

The Imps drove towards Jilliana residence on a cart covered in Treasure Hoarder's corpses and guts, before dropping a huge box in front of her, with a letter on top of it saying "From your soyboy husband Rudolf"

Xxxxxxx

Seventh Commission: Not to be missed.

Once more, the Imps went on a killing spree, killing any life form that was deemed threatening to the people of Mondstadt in brutal ways that would leave a mark on the landscape.

Xxxxxxx

Eight Commission: Pigeon, Duck and Child.

The Imps simply went on a bird murder spree and sold their flesh to Brook.

That's it.

Xxxxxxx

These were amongst the countless missions that the Imps busied themselves for money-I MEANT to help Jean out, and by the end of the day, Mondstadt BEGGED for the sweet release of death.

« We did it guys! We saved Mondstadt! Again! » Blitzo proclaimed.

« Weirdly I think this was the right thing to do! A bit crude, yes, but these people need to understand that they can't bother Jean for a fucking cat! » Moxxie added.

« Is…is this why you delivered those terrible plagues? » a terrified citizen asked.

« Indeed. Have you fuckfaces learned your lessons? » Blitzo asked.

« We'll ask for Jean's help only in the most desperate of situations! We got it! » the man exclaimed, as he fled for his life.

« Today has been a good day, fellas! » Blitzo declared.

« YOU MADE THINGS EVEN WORSE! » a knight complained.

« Oh, hardly. We'll fix all this! » Blitzo replied.

« Fix it!? How are you gonna fix that!?» the knight exclaimed.

« Muscles, spit, and a whooole lot of ducktape. » Blitzo replied.

« We'll have this city fixed in….six to nine hours. » Millie added.

« 69 HOURS!? »

« No. six TO nine hours. » Blitzo corrected.

« And knowing the author, it's probably gonna be less…» Moxxie commented.

Xxxxxxx

Two hours later.

« Called it. » Moxxie complained.

Blow it.

« Well call me surprised! You actually fixed all of the major damages! » the knight commented.

« The people of Mondstadt get to clean up the rest as a punishment. » Blitzo replied.

« Fair enough. » a crowd of citizens shrugged, as they went to work.

« I'd say we did a pretty good job! Wonder how Jean's doing… » Blitzo commented.

« Well, let's just go an check on her, then. » Moxxie replied.

Xxxxxxx

After a while, the group reached the Church. « Hey Barbara! How is big sis doin'?»

In response to Blitzo's question, Barbara just stared blankly at the Imp, before breaking down laughing.

« …Barbara? You good? » a concerned Moxxie asked.

« What the fuck HAVE YOU DONE!? » Barbara roared out.

« We did the commissions AND punished the people of Mondstadt for abusing your sis! » Blitzo replied.

« You made things even worse! » Barbara complained.

« I mean…have we? » Blitzo pointed at the window, showing that Mondstadt was doing…pretty much fine.

« …Hmpf. Since you fixed the majority of the damage you did, I'll forgive you. » Barbara pouted.

« Whatever. How's sis doin'? » Blitzo asked.

« Jean has regained consciousness and should be back to her normal self soon enough. » Barbara replied.

« Sweet! » Millie exclaimed.

« But she just left the Cathedral. I tried to tell her she needs more rest, but she wouldn't listen. » Barbara replied. « She tried to act like she was fine and kept saying she wanted to get some fresh air. I bet you she's gone to Lady Vennessa's place again. »

« Where? » Moxxie asked.

« Oh, that huge tree at Windrise. That place is dedicated to Mondstadt's hero, Vennessa. » Barbara replied. « Jean goes there whenever she feels lost and confused, deep down inside. »

« Huh. That's where the femboy hangs out. Thanks, kiddo! » Blitzo exclaimed, as the Imps exited the church.

Xxxxxxx

After a while, the trio reached Windrise, and saw Jean knelt down near the huge tree.

« Lady Vennessa, I hope your watch over Mondstadt remains unclouded. » Jean prayed. « I do not know if I, or the rest of the world as you had hoped for have become stronger-»

« Ey B0ss! How ya doin'? » Blitzo waved at the woman.

In response, Jean's head turned nearly 180 degrees, and stared at the Imps angrily. « What the fuck have you done to Mondstadt? » she hissed.

« We took your commissions since you were tired! » Blitzo replied.

« Well, at the very least you showed some restraint in the collateral damages…» Jean sighed.

« Hahaha…yeah, right…yeah, we did, hehe…» Blitzo laughed nervously.

« SO! How are you doing, Acting Grandmaster? » Moxxie asked.

« Much better. I was not expecting you to come here. Thank you for your concern. » Jean replied.

« By the way, it should be obvious, but don't fucking overwork yourself again, or Mondstadt will have to deal with us again. Got it? » Blitzo demanded.

« I must find a way to cope with minor setbacks like this on my own. Otherwise, how can I be the protector that Mondstadt needs me to be? The protector that Vennessa was...» Jean replied.

« Who the fuck is Vennessa, anyway? » Blitzo asked.

« Vennessa was the first Grand Master, a kind yet formidable woman. I have always hoped to follow in her footsteps. » Jean explained. « As the Lionfang Knight, she courageously overthrew the oppressive ruling aristocracy of her time. Then, she founded the Knights of Favonius and became known as the Dandelion Knight, spreading grace and compassion throughout the land. »

« Wait, aren't you the Dandelion Knight? » Millie asked.

« Hmm... Actually, all of the Knights of Favonius' Masters throughout the ages have inherited the title of "Dandelion Knight" or "Lionfang Knight." » Jean explained.

« And somehow ya can't choose which one ya wanna be? » Blitzo raised an eyebrow.

« I know it sounds like a huge honour, inheriting both these titles from Vennessa... » Jean commented. « But I see it more as a huge responsibility. After all, it is a lot to live up to. »

« Well, I would sure love to keep talking ta ya, but- » Blitzo shrugged, before pulling out an AK 47 and firing countless bullets at an hidden Abyss Mage, shredding him to pieces.

« We. Were having. A FUCKING MOMENT! » Blitzo shouted angrily.

« …If there is one thing I can rely on you, is killing Hilichurls and Abyss Mages….» a terrified Jean commented.

« That and Futas and Treasure Whores! »Blitzo added.

« …I'm not even gonna try to correct you right now. » Jean groaned.

« Anyway, enjoy your rest honey, 'cause if you resume working in the next 24 hours, I will shoot a cat. » Blitzo threatened the woman.

« If that's the case….Barbatos, this is the longest rest I had in a while…» Jean commented.

« ….Oh my god you're a dictionary definition of a workaholic….» Moxxie looked at her worried.

« W-what should I do? » Jean pondered.

« Hey boss! Ya wanna join Beelzebub's party? » Houdini asked, appearing out of nowhere.

« Beelzebub? Ah yes, that demon that landed here yesterday. Might as well, so to check that she didn't bring any of her "party drugs". » Jean replied.

« Oh come on, ma'am! You worked enough already! » Houdini complained.

« Not to worry! She's not here to work! Just to enjoy a party! » Blitzo replied, as the group headed off.

Xxxxxxx

After a while, the group arrived at the party, and prepared to enjoy their time there.

« Man, this Beelzebub lady sure knows how to throw a kickass party! » Blitzo commented.

« She sure does! » a voice, belonging to Amber, called the Imp out.

« Ah, Amber! How ya doin', riding girl? » Blitzo asked.

« I can't believe we let Acting Grandmaster Jean with so much pressure…I am truly ashamed as a Knight. Ashamed enough to admit that we sort of deserved your "punishment"…. » Amber replied.

« Meh. T's all water under the bridge. By the way, have you seen Loona? I'm surprised that she didn't join the fun tonight! » Blitzo asked.

« Oh, about that…» Amber replied. « They said that she went alongside Beelzebub and that bard for an emergency, but hasn't come back yet. I'm started to get a bit worried…»

« Calm yer tits, Amb. We're fine. » a voice called her out, belonging to Loona, who had returned to the party alongside Beelzebub.

« Loonie! Were where you? » Blitzo asked curiously.

« We were bringing Barb back home. Got drunk REAL bad. » Beelzebub replied.

« Barb? Ya mean the femboy? » Blitzo asked, before being kicked in the balls at light speed by both Loona and Beelzebub.

« HE. IS. A. FUCKING. BOY! » the two roared out.

« Got it… » Blitzo replied in a high-pitched voice.

« Wait, who's Barb? » Amber asked.

« Oh, that's just Venti. 'S a cool nickname, I suppose. » Loona shrugged.

« …None of the letters even match…» Amber noted.

« Oh, letters are just useless things to make words! And we don't make words here, we make MOTHERFUCKING HONEY! » Beelzebub howled out.

« Yeah, no kidding! » Blitzo commented.

« Blitzo? You good? » Amber asked concerned.

« Oh, PU-lease! I survived a fight against Stormwhore, I can handle a little kick! » Blitzo replied.

« By the way, I heard by one of the knights that joined the party that Jean joined. That's, like, awesome! Maybe I can even convince her to use my party drugs next time! » Beelzebub exclaimed.

« I don't think she's gonna allow them anyway…» Amber scratched her head nervously.

« How is she, by the way? » Loona asked.

« Oh, she recovered, so she should be fine. » Blitzo shrugged.

« As long as she doesn't chug down some Beelzejuice… » Loona replied.

« I dunno….even if she did, she's a respectable member of the knights, I don't think she would drink excessively-» Amber commented, before she, and the rest of the group, were interrupted by something.

« WHOHO! LET'S DANCE, GENTLEMEN! THE DANDELION KNIGHT APPROVES IT AND DEMANDS IT! » a clearly drunk Jean exclaimed, in promising position.

She was pole-dancing in one of the floors of the mansion, whilst being essentially naked.

Let's just say…the group was surprised….

« …Holy shit…» was all Blitzo could say at the sight.

« I thought tits were this big only in Rule 34 pages! » Loona exclaimed.

« How does she even hide those!?» Amber added, nose bleeding hard.

« …Are the vibes good? » a concerned Loona asked Beelzebub.

« So far, yes…» Beelzebub replied.

« …Well, worst case scenario, we just summon Diluc to fuck her into oblivion. » Blitzo replied.

« Already a step ahead of you lot. » Diluc casually replied, having appeared out of nowhere.

« Wait, how long have you been there? » Loona asked.

« Long enough, it would seem. » Diluc replied.

« Wait, you're the Wine guy! Holy shit, that's so fetch that you decided to join! » Beelzebub exclaimed.

« Let's just say…Jean got drunk ONCE…and I was needed. » Diluc sighed.

« Huh. And to think the Genshin Impact thinks you're gay for Kaeya. » Blitzo raised an eyebrow.

« I'm not. » Diluc casually replied.

« Well it happens sometimes. C'mon fellas! Let's dance like nobody is shooting us! » Blitzo replied, before throwing a disk at a music player, which started to play Friday Night.

In the end, the party would go on for two nights straight, and everyone involved needed to be hospitalized.

The end.

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Many thanks to Inanna for many of the suggestions for this chapter.

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