Ali's Pit in Huntsville
Summary: It's time for the 5th Anniversary of Total Drama Wrestling! As we have 4 incredible matches, and 3 titles are going to be on the line! As we will have three big special guests for Ali's Pit to kick off the 5th anniversary of Total Drama Wrestling!
Rated M for Violence and Language!
This was co-written by me and ShokuAli16!
Plus… we have a surprise for the fans as for who'll be calling the event, no spoilers just read and enjoy.
ENJOY EVERYONE!
It is Friday, April 5th, 2019 as Total Drama Wrestling goes back home to the TDW Arena in Huntsville, Ontario, Canada before we hear "Heavy Action" by Johnny Pearson began to play as it was none other than Al Michaels who began to speak.
"The last time that Mike Smith and Alejandro faced off against each other was inside the Elimination Chamber in Las Vegas, defending the TDW World Heavyweight Championship but following an exciting Ultimate Showdown where Mike lost the TDW World Heavyweight title to Sam Miller, now Mike and Alejandro are adversaries once again as they are two of the four participants in tonight's fatal four way #1 contender's match, but the other two men are men that have a history with Mike Smith and I'm talking about the former TDW World Heavyweight Champion "The Gothic Nightmare" Ennui Wilson, and "The Soldier" Brick McArthur who is the former TDW Hardcore Champion, looking to add the world title to his resume, but that's only one part of the double main event, here's the second part of tonight's double main event as this past Sunday, former TDW Women's Tag Team Champions The Suzuki Sisters earned the right to challenge The RowdyManiacs for the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship, plus the new TDW World TV Champion Noah Helton will have his first title defense against the one and only Tatanka in a two out of three falls match, plus the TDW Intercontinental Championship will be on the line as we will see "The Canadian Dragon" Jay Morris defend the title against Rob Van Dam inside of a steel cage, plus "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam will reveal what she did and more as she has three special guests on this special Ali's Pit! This is the fifth anniversary… of Total… Drama… Wrestling!" Al Michaels said before the camera then went to the TDW Arena where the arena was filled with 6,120 wrestling fans that were fired up and ready.
"TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted before the camera then went to "Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler as the announce team for this event.
"We are here live from the TDW Arena in Huntsville, Ontario, Canada, as this is the 5th anniversary of Total Drama Wrestling!" JR said mentioning where they were before announcing that it was indeed the fifth anniversary of TDW, before he began to introduce himself.
"I'm Jim Ross alongside me is one of my longtime favorite partners, Jerry "The King" Lawler!" JR said introducing himself and Jerry Lawler.
"It is great to be back in TDW! It's even greater to be back with you JR! Welcome back!" Jerry said to JR.
"Indeed, it is great to be back King! We're coming off the heels of an amazing Ultimate Showdown! We had three titles change hands, and of course the end of the undefeated streak of now one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team champions, "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam." JR said mentioning what went down at Ultimate Showdown.
"Let's hope she starts a new winning streak, JR." Jerry mentioned to JR, hoping Ali starts a new winning streak.
"Though I work for Tony Khan, I'll be honest and say same here, king." JR said to Jerry.
"Like Al Michaels said in the intro, we have quite a match card tonight, don't we?" Jerry said before asking JR.
"Indeed, we do! We have Tatanka taking on the new TDW World Television Champion Noah Helton in a two out of three falls match! Then we have Jay Morris defending the Intercontinental Championship against Rob Van Dam inside of a steel cage and in our double main event we have the RowdyManiacs defending their TDW Women's Tag Team Championship against the Suzuki Sisters and we have 'El Diablo' Alejandro Burromuerto, 'The Soldier' Brick McArthur, Mike Smith and 'The Gothic Nightmare' Ennui Wilson in a Fatal four-way match to determine the number one contender for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship at Canadian Stampede!" JR said mentioning the matches.
"That's quite a card we have tonight, JR!" Jerry said to JR.
"Indeed it is King, but right now, we have the former TDW Women's Champion and one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions and her Pit to kick things off officially!" JR said before the camera then went to Justin Roberts who was in the ring.
"Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome... one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced before the crowd roared as 'Green Hills of Tyrol' played as Ali came out wearing a Persona 5 Joker t-shirt along with her leather jacket, kilt and boots, before she began to high-five and hug the fans walking down the entrance ramp.
"Even though Ali's no longer a double champion, she and Marley are defending their tag titles against Emma and Kitty Suzuki." JR said to Jerry.
"Yep, she's also currently seeking to start a new winning streak!" Jerry said to JR while Ali then enters the ring, before she was given a microphone.
"How the hell are you doing Huntsville, Ontario?!" Ali said to the crowd who roared with loud cheers.
"Yep, five years ago yesterday in 2014… Total Drama Wrestling was born when TDW made it's debut at the UBC War Memorial Gymnasium on the campus of University of Vancouver, it was JR, King, and Edge for the OG commentary team of TDW… and I want to take a second to acknowledge them and welcome them back." Ali said before the crowd cheered loudly.
"Now, as you all are aware, I'm not the TDW Women's Champion anymore… but I'm still one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions." Ali said to the fans who cheered once more.
"Yeah, even though I accepted a rematch from Dawn, I still couldn't shake off the fact that I lost… I came this close to destroying my hotel room, but I didn't." Ali said to the fans.
"Awww!" The crowd then aw'd in sadness about not shaking off her first defeat, but then applauded Ali for not destroying her hotel room.
"Yeah, besides… I do have three parts of good news for you all." Ali said to the crowd who then cheered.
"Yep, that's a good alternative to a hotel room destruction… first of all, I intend to finish my memoir after Canadian Stampede." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Looks like she's got a date set to finish her book, King!" JR said to Jerry.
"Oh, I can't wait for it to come out!" Jerry said to JR.
"Before I go any further, if you have any kids in the audience, cover their ears because I'm close to getting into Pillman Mode." Ali said warning the audience that she's about to swear before she resumed speaking.
"Second, if you recall my Ali's Pit at Ultimate Showdown where I stood up to my fucking psychotic ableist bitch of an aunt in Suzie; it just so happens that everyone around the world sent me a hell of a lot of mail, several of which came from- oh, I'll read them to you in a bit, including the one I have in my jacket." Ali said before the crowd roared with anticipation before she then pulled out an envelope.
"Whoa! The tag champion received a lot of mail?! All for standing up to her evil aunt!" JR shouted, asked, and said as he was surprised.
"Now that's a satisfying moment!" Jerry said to JR.
"And thirdly... this letter I have in my hand right now..." Ali said while the crowd roared in more anticipation while she grinned.
"Yes, that's right... this is the second time this has happened." Ali said to the crowd.
"I wonder what it says JR." Jerry said to JR.
"I'm curious too, King." JR said to Jerry before Ali resumed speaking.
"Yep, Steve Whiteman of Kix sent me this letter with good news in regards to Halloween Hell later this year." Ali said before she opened the envelope.
"Wow!" Jerry said.
"This is indeed the second time Steve has sent her a letter like that." JR said before Ali cleared her throat.
"'Dear Ali; first of all, myself and the boys wanna say we're sorry you lost your TDW Women's Championship, you gave it your all at Ultimate Showdown… but come Canadian Stampede, myself, Ronnie, Brian, Jimmy and Mark are hoping that you regain the women's title with all your heart in the sixty minute ironwoman match against Dawn… second, I have good news in relation to Halloween Hell, I spoke to Daniel King and since Kix has no concerts this October, he's given me the go ahead to be the guest host at Halloween Hell!" Ali read in the letter causing the crowd to cheer.
"You hear that, JR?!" Jerry
"Indeed, King; Steve Whiteman will be guest hosting Halloween Hell later this year! Be ready for that!" JR said before Ali kept reading.
"Reason why it's just me is because Ronnie and his band Blues Vultures have a show at the Woodstock Inn in Woodstock, Maryland that same month… Mark and his band Sun Dogs- which is a Rush tribute band, by the way- have a show at the Golden Nugget Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey that same month as well… don't know about Brian and Jimmy, though… but either way, I'm happy to accept the invitation to Halloween Hell. And third, we all saw your confrontation with your aunt Suzie this past Sunday, and words cannot describe how proud we are of you to finally stand up for yourself and call her out for all the bad shit Suzie has done to you all your life and we were disgusted at the mention of that awful doctor that was supposed to help you with your sensory issues… he had no right to do all those hurtful and abusive things to you and I'm glad Dr. Beaumont is rotting in prison right now, with that said, we're proud of you, we're sorry you lost and we hope you climb back up the mountain soon… best wishes, Steve Whiteman.'" Ali read as the crowd cheered.
"I just received word now on Twitter that he'll announce where Halloween Hell will be, later tonight." JR said to Jerry.
"That's gonna be exciting!" Jerry said before Ali continued to speak.
"You know fans, that letter is awesome, it's awesome that Steve Whiteman, the lead singer of Kix is hosting Halloween Hell later this October!" Ali said before the crowd cheered again.
"Now, can I tell you what I did around these parts in preparation for tonight as well as what I did all week?" Ali asked the fans who cheered, wanting to know what happened in preparation, and what she did throughout the week.
"I'm curious about what she did king." JR said to Jerry.
"Same here, JR." Jerry said to JR, before Ali began to speak once more.
"Okay, after Ultimate Showdown came to an end, I went back to my hotel and went straight to bed, I was exhausted after that brutal and bloody encounter… not to mention upset that I lost my women's title. You know that scene from that movie, Pink Floyd: The Wall where the guy destroys his hotel room upon learning that his wife was cheating on him while he was on tour?" Ali said before asking the crowd if they remembered what scene she was talking about, causing then to cheer.
"Well, it nearly happened to me… the keyword being there is 'nearly'." Ali said with emphasis as the crowd cheered because of the fact that Ali decided to keep her cool.
"Well, I'm glad she didn't lose her cool, that's the last thing anyone needs to do." Jerry said to JR.
"I agree with you there king." JR said in agreement.
"I'm glad I didn't destroy my hotel room because, it wouldn't have been the best thing for me or for TDW, but I'm still mad, not at Dawn because she beat me, I'm mad at the one person responsible for me losing the title and that's my ex-aunt Suzie Townshend!" Ali said to the crowd who booed loudly at the mention of Suzie Townshend.
"I'll say this again, if you have any children out there, please for the love of God, cover their ears because I'm about to go into Pillman Mode right here, right now." Ali requested the fans that had children to cover their ears as it was time for Ali to go to Pillman Mode which the crowd cheered before she began her shoot promo on her now disowned aunt.
"So, Suzie... how dare you... how fucking DARE you cause me to lose the title to Dawn?! I was on top of the motherfucking world and you came in and fucking ruined everything for me!" Ali shouted and said before she took a second to compose herself, while the crowd booed because of what Suzie did by causing her interruption, before she resumed to speak from the heart.
"You said so much fucking negative shit about me that night, that I could just massacre you, and FUCK YOU UP JUST LIKE I DID DAWN!" Ali said before the crowd cheered again.
"Whereas the rest of my family were very accepting, not only that, they were understanding and kind to me for being autistic, you however began your so-called half-assed 'crusade' to cure me!" Ali said before the crowd booed.
"Yeah; trying to stamp out my stims and habits, for starters… I don't know how many fucking times my hands were nearly crushed whenever I flapped them, trying to take my sensory tools away, yea, that's another one… I still have those tools so you can't try and take them away from me! Trying to prevent me from doing things I love doing as well as trying to prevent me from engaging on fun activities, seriously bitch, is this what you automatically assume whenever you see me about to join in on something fun and enjoyable? You assume that I would cause some kind of negative scene out in public!" Ali said before the crowd booed again.
"At one point, you tried to sign me up for chelation therapy when I was in the eighth grade, but thankfully mom and dad stepped in and halted those plans." Ali said before the crowd cheered in relief because her parents stopped Suzie from going through with the therapy.
"And last, but not least... the near two months of hell that was Dr. Samuel Beaumont." Ali said before the crowd booed again, this time at the mention of the awful doctor.
"Anyway, enough about that dickhead, TDW Commissioner Daniel King told me as soon as I got backstage that TDW was holding an actual investigation so we can find out who let that ice queen bitch into BC Place this past Sunday… and an hour ago, we received word that they found the culprit behind that heinous act committed this past Sunday." Ali said before the crowd reacted in surprise.
"Thanks to TDW, and to The Cadets for their contributions to the investigation and the fucking asshole culprit... was none other... than… Vincent James Russo." Ali said causing the crowd to not only gasp but boo loudly in shock at the mention of Vince Russo.
"Aw, son of a bitch!" JR shouted in anger.
"What?!" Jerry asked
"Vince Russo?!" JR asked before the crowd began to chant.
"Russo sucks! Russo sucks! Russo sucks!" The crowd chanted while they also kept booing and chanting before they switched to a different chant.
"FUCK YOU RUSSO!" The crowd chanted loudly.
"Yeah, you guys just read my goddamn mind." Ali said to the crowd who agreed with her as she took off her jacket.
"So... Vincent James Russo... I thought we had this settled in Lexington a few months ago, but apparently, you had a few tricks up your sleeve during your well-deserved absence." Ali said calling Vince Russo out for having some more tricks up his sleeve despite ending things supposedly back in Lexington, Kentucky as the crowd agreed with her.
"What business did you even have in bringing Suzie to Ultimate Showdown?! What God-given right did you have to bring her back?! What, you thought we would have to share the spotlight with each other?! Well, you thought wrong, you pompous, arrogant, Yankee ungrateful son of a bitch!" Ali said before she then took off her shirt, revealing her white tank top.
"You should know that bitch has caused me nothing but pain and suffering all my life, even before I was diagnosed!" Ali said before she then took off her kilt, revealing her jeans, before she spoke again.
"And if you're thinking about crashing my Pit, well you better think again, ya street grease motherfucker!" Ali said before the crowd roared with loud cheers.
"Whoa! She burned him good, JR." Jerry said to JR.
"Now… enough of the negative bullshit, it's time to go back to the good news, here's another part of it… Jay and I got married!" Ali said causing the crowd to cheer.
"Aw, did you her that JR?" Jerry asked JR.
"I sure did, King! The Women's Tag Team Champion and the TDW Intercontinental Champion Jay Morris have tied the knot and are officially married!" JR said to Jerry.
"Yeah, and before I do into where and when Jay and I got married at, I wanna make this known that while most women change their maiden names upon tying the knot, I on the other hand chose not to change my maiden name… I mean, c'mon; "Rowdy" Ali Morris doesn't have a ring to it." Ali said explained that she decided not to change her maiden name, despite being married, causing the crowd cheered, understanding why she did what she did.
"Yeah… luckily, my family supported my decision not to change my maiden name and so did Jay's family. So, the name 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam stays as it is!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"And if you wanna know where Jay and I got married at..." Ali said before a college aged female fan began to ask.
"Where and when did you get married Ali?" The female fan asked Ali.
"Hehehe! Well, we got married outside the CN Tower in Toronto… we got married three days ago." Ali said before the crowd roared with cheers.
"That's near the Rogers Centre, site of WrestleMania 18." JR said to Jerry.
"You know, getting married near the SkyDome was awesome!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered in agreement.
"Now, let's shift the focus to my match tonight, shall we?" Ali said and asked the crowd who cheered with delight.
"Tonight, my best friend Marley Callaway and I are defending the Women's Tag team titles against Emma and Kitty Suzuki… The Suzuki Sisters!" Ali said to the crowd who roared once more.
"Emma, I remember you from the Ridonculous Race, you were a mean big shot sometimes to your sister, and other times you were decently helpful to your little sister Kitty who really loves to take selfies… but still, you had a lot of bitchy vibes." Ali said, burning Emma for being mean at times to Kitty.
"OOOOOOOH!" The crowd shouted after Ali's burn on Emma.
"As for you, Kitty... Kitty, when you weren't on your damn phone taking selfies, you were pretty useful until you almost caused brain damage to Devin with that Emu of yours." Ali said calling Kitty out and bringing up her unfortunate accident with her emu, and Devin.
"I know it was never your intention to do that, but you really should've been more careful in Argentina, now my point is… when you two are in that ring tonight against The RowdyManiacs… you and your bitchy sister better be on your toes, and you two better be ready to be in for the fight of your lives!" Ali said before the crowd cheered once again.
"Oh, yea; and wishful thinking trying to rip the tag team titles off of us because at the end of the night, Marley and I will be the ones standing as STILL TDW Women's Tag Team Champions!" Ali said before the crowd roared with cheers, then the lights went out, causing the crowd gasp.
"Oh no! The lights are out JR!" Jerry shouted in surprise.
"The lights have apparently gone out at the TDW Arena, and the fans are wondering as we are, what the hell is going on here?!" JR said before asking what was going on.
"What the fuck is going on here?! Turn the lights back on!" Ali asked before then the lights were turned back on as it was none other than the antichrist of professional wrestling himself, Vince Russo appeared in the ring to the crowd's shock and horror as they began to boo very loudly once more.
"Oh, my God!" Jerry shouted.
"Good God almighty! It's Vince Russo! He's back in TDW!" JR said as well.
"And with a hateful vengeance too, JR!" Jerry said while Ali looked really angry, ready to nearly destroy Vince Russo.
"Look at Ali! King, it looks like she's gonna stomp a major mudhole in this Yankee!" JR said to Jerry.
"She sure is, JR!" Jerry said to JR.
"Vincent James Russo... just what in the name of HOLY FUCK are you doing here?!" Ali asked Vince Russo while the crowd began to chant.
"YOU KILLED OWEN! YOU KILLED OWEN! YOU KILLED OWEN! YOU KILLED OWEN!" The crowd chanted loudly.
"Ah, will you Canucks shut the fuck up about Owen Hart?!" Vince asked the crowd who responded with more booing.
"Yeah, yeah, keep booing all you want; I'll be here all night long." Vince said to the fans who kept booing before Ali finally spoke up.
"But you haven't answered my question, Vince Russo! What are you doing here after all the shit you caused?! You violated the restraining order that you shouldn't be within 1,000 miles of me!" Ali said to Vince Russo, asking him once more.
"Payback, you little mentally retarded bitch." Vince Russo answered Ali causing the crowd to boo once more.
"What?!" Jerry shouted.
"Oh come on!" JR shouted as well.
"Payback for what, exactly?" Ali asked Vince.
"Ruining my life, I already got that nutcase Jim Cornette after me, I don't need some retarded nutcase dyke like you making my life even more of a living hell!" Vince answered Ali while criticizing her more, causing the crowd to boo.
"Hey, you brought this all onto yourself... and seriously, retarded nutcase dyke? Surely you can come up with something better than that, you Yankee asshole." Ali said to Vince, making the crowd laugh.
"Hahahaha!" The crowd laughed at Ali's burn about Vince Russo.
"Ali is getting ready to fire back at Vince Russo." JR said to Jerry.
"The Rock and Roll Queen of TDW is always ready to fire back, JR." Jerry said to JR.
"I thought you'd learn your lesson by now after our last encounter, but apparently you haven't, you fucking ungrateful son of a bitch!" Ali said to Vince Russo, calling him an SOB once more, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Now, what business did you have in bringing my ex-aunt Suzie to Ultimate Showdown, huh?! Why is that?!" Ali asked Vince once more, about why he brought Suzie to the event.
"TO HUMBLE YOUR ARROGANT RETARDED ASS!" Vince Russo answered Ali before the crowd booed loudly.
"As I stated the last time I was in this company, all your victories following my absence were all flukes! So, I had the bright idea of bringing your aunt back to prove to the whole world that they were all flukes! And I was right!" Vince answered Ali, causing the crowd to boo once more before he kept speaking.
"Despite the fact that you lost, everything was going our way until you and your stupid family fucked it all up for us! And for that, ooh, you bet I'm bound to give you a massive brutal-" Vince said to Ali before he was cut off by a male individual.
"Hey, hey, hey! Why don't you just shut the hell up and back away from her?!" The male said and asked while Ali and Vince looked around the arena to find the source of the voice before the camera panned to none other than Timothy B. Schmit who had jumped over the barricade, to loud roars from the crowd.
"Oh, my God! JR! That's-" Jerry said to JR.
"It is, King! It's Timothy B. Schmit, bass player of the Eagles! He is here in defense of one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions!" JR said to Jerry.
"What the hell are you doing here?!" Vince asked Timothy.
"I'm here on behalf of The Eagles, letting you know that you need to shut the hell up and leave her the hell alone!" Timothy answered Vince before asking to leave Ali alone, causing the crowd to cheer while Ali was shocked in a happy way this time around.
"Timothy, I- wha- what brings you here this evening? It's quite an honor for you to be here!" Ali asked before telling Timothy how big an honor this was.
"I had a ticket, and I wasn't gonna pass this up… and I sure as hell am not gonna stand idly by and watch that son of a bitch degrade you and dehumanize you like that." Timothy answered Ali, explaining what he was doing, causing the crowd to cheer the crowd roared as Timothy entered the ring.
"Timothy B. Schmit is in the ring, JR." Jerry said to JR.
"Ali, hand me a guitar." Timothy said to Ali who went to grab him a guitar, but Timothy stopped her before she could hand it to him.
"First things first… I have words of my own for the antichrist of pro wrestling here." Timothy said before the crowd cheered in anticipation.
"What business do you have trying to ruin the night for one of our fans here in this ring tonight, Russo? Why? Is it because she stood up to her abusive aunt this past Sunday in Vancouver?! Is it because she and Dawn gave it their all in their deathmatch?! Or is it because she's different from the norm?!" Timothy asked Vince Russo, causing the crowd to roar.
"If I were you, Vince Russo, I'd apologize to Mrs. Moonbeam right this very instant." Timothy ordered Vince to apologize.
"Okay... I'm sorry your friend here is a retarded, braindead, stinkin' blue cheese dyke of a dumbass!" Vince rudely and sarcastically apologized before doing the unthinkable and spit on Timothy to shocked boos from the crowd and Ali's shock.
"WHAT?!" Jerry shouted.
"OH COME ON!" JR shouted as well, while Timothy wiped the spit off his face.
"You can't do that! You can't do that to an Eagle!" Jerry said to JR.
"Right you are, King!" JR said before Ali grabbed the microphone.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey! You have no right to spit on the face of one of the Eagles, you asshole!" Ali said to Vince reprimanding him.
"She's right and normally, I'm an easy-going laid back person, but in your case Russo, I think it's time I made an exception." Timothy said before he slapped Russo in the face hard to loud roars of the crowd.
"OHH! Timothy just slapped the taste out of Vince Russo's mouth!" JR said before Vince Russo kicked Timothy in the groin shocking everyone, before Vince then grabbed Ali by her hair.
"AHHHHH!" Ali screamed in horror.
"Did Vince Russo just-?!" Jerry asked JR.
"He sure did, King! Vince Russo has given Timothy B. Schmit a low blow and has gotten his hands on one half of the Women's tag team champion!" JR answered Jerry, before Ali returned the favor by kicking Vince in the balls even harder to the delight of everyone.
"Look at this, JR!" Jerry shouted.
"She's returning the favor and-" JR said back while Timothy got back up.
"JR, look!" Jerry shouted while Timothy recovers from the low blow somewhat and motioned Ali to hand him the guitar.
"My God, Timothy has somehow recovered and one half of the Women's Tag Champion has handed him a guitar!" JR said before Timothy mouthed 'batter up' before nailing Russo with the guitar to loud roars from the crowd.
"Bam! What a shot with that guitar!" JR shouted.
"Jeff Jarrett would've been proud of Timothy." Jerry said.
"Ali, care to teach him a lesson he'll never forget?" Timothy asked Ali.
"Anything for one of the Eagles, Timothy... and in return, maybe... be my guest here tonight?" Ali answered before asking him to be a guest on her segment, causing the crowd to roar with cheers while Timothy grinned and nodded.
"Deal." Timothy answered before he stood back while Ali applies the Sharpshooter to Vince Russo as the crowd went nuts.
"Ali has gotten Vince Russo in the sharpshooter!" JR shouted.
"She sure does, JR!" Jerry said while Ali applied tons of pressure to the Sharpshooter as Timothy looked on with a grin of satisfaction until Vince taps out prompting Ali to let go.
"Now, did that punishment fit the crime, Russo? Trying to attack us both- and by the way, that kick to my balls; that the best you could've done? I was a gymnast in high school, you know. But I think the guitar shot and her Sharpshooter are enough punishment for you." Timothy said causing the crowd to cheer.
"With that said..." Timothy said before he faced the entrance ramp and pointing at Russo.
"Security! Get this son of a bitch out of this ring immediately!" Timothy said before as if on cue, the TDW security team ran down to the ring before Timothy threw Vince Russo over to them as they began to drag him away.
"Look at that, King!" JR said to Jerry.
"Ha! Vince Russo is being dragged out by security!" Jerry chuckled and said to JR, while the crowd roared as Ali and Timothy watched Vince Russo being dragged away from the ring until he was out of the building and out of sight.
"Wow! I can't believe he kicked you in the balls!" Ali said to Timothy.
"I know, right? But that didn't stop me from doing the deed, now did it?" Timothy said to Ali, before asking her, causing the crowd to laugh.
"No, it didn't stop you… and as promised..." Ali said before she looked at the crowd.
"Ladies and gents, please welcome my guest at this time, a man who needs no introduction other than being a former member of Poco and an Eagle, please give a big hand for Timothy B. Schmit!" Ali said before introducing Timothy who waved and smiled.
"Well, looks like she has her guest, King." JR said to Jerry.
"She sure does!" Jerry said to JR.
"Timothy, it's an honor for you to be here tonight." Ali said to Timothy.
"The honor's all mine, Alisabeth." Timothy said back to Ali.
"Since you're a little bit sore from the low blow earlier, would you like a seat?" Ali said before asking Timothy if he like a seat.
"Yes, actually." Timothy answered Ali who rolled out of the ring and got out four steel chairs and slides them into the ring before re-entering the ring, causing the rock and roll hall of famer to be amused.
"Four chairs?" Timothy asked Ali who was setting up the chairs.
"Well, yeah, because it turns out you're not my only guest on my Pit, you don't mind sharing the spotlight?" Ali answered before he asked Timothy who then sat down.
"Go right ahead, I don't mind more company." Timothy answered Ali.
"Alright." Ali said before she looked at the crowd.
"Guess what fans, I have three guests for the price of one for you all." Ali said to the fans who cheered with anticipation.
"Allow me to bring out the guy who was taught by Afa Anoa'i at the Wild Samoan Training facility in Florida, he is a former OVW Heavyweight Champion, former two-time Royal Rumble winner, four-time tag team champion, six-time world champion and since he retired back in 2014, he's been a big part of the Guardians of the Galaxy movies in the MCU, he's returning to the ring to face off against Triple H at WrestleMania 35 this upcoming Sunday, ladies and gentlemen he is "The Animal" Dave Batista!" Ali said introducing Batista causing the crowd to cheer before "I Walk Alone" by Saliva played as Batista came out as Timothy looked surprised in a good way.
"There he is ladies and gentlemen! "The Animal" Batista on Ali's Pit!" JR said before Batista was wearing an Toronto Maple Leafs jersey and jeans before he squatted, then the fireworks went off.
"One of the founders of the famous Evolution is here tonight at the TDW arena!" Jerry said to JR.
"And to join in on the festivities tonight!" JR said to Jerry, while Batista high fived the fans until he entered the ring as he and Timothy hugged.
"Wow, can't believe I'm meeting you, Dave Batista… star of the Guardians of the Galaxy movies." Timothy said to Batista.
"Same here." Batista said to Timothy.
"Ali, it's truly an honor to be here tonight." Batista said to Ali.
"Thanks, Dave." Ali said before she looked at the crowd.
"Now finally, to complete the trifecta of this special Ali's Pit, please welcome a man who is also a former OVW Heavyweight Champion, a former OVW Southern Tag Team Champion, five-time WWE United States Champion, two-time WWE Tag Team Champion, a two-time World Tag Team Champion, and also another former two-time Royal Rumble winner, a one-time Money in the Bank winner and a record 16-time world champion; he's also a highly skilled actor in films like, The Marine, 12 Rounds, ladies and gentlemen, please give a big hand for the one… the only… please welcome John Cena!" Ali said before the crowd roared loudly as his theme "The Time is Now" by John Cena played, then John Cena came out.
"This has become like a party JR, John Cena is here tonight! On TDW!" Jerry said to JR.
"He sure is, King! The greatest of all time is the last of her three guests on the Pit!" JR said before John entered the ring as he and Batista shook hands before doing the same to Timothy and finally hugging Ali.
"John, glad to have you here on the Pit." Ali said to John Cena.
"Pleasure's all mine, Al." John said to Ali, before he noticed Batista and Timothy.
"Hehehe, well, I'll be; one of my old rivals in Batista and one of the Eagles." John chuckled and said acknowledging the other two guests.
"Now that my guests are here, let's get on with the questions." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Sure thing." Timothy said to Ali.
"One thing first, though… that was pretty badass of you to blast Vince Russo with that guitar." John complimented Timothy.
"Yeah, I never knew you had it in you to smash Vince Russo like that." Batista said to Timothy as well.
"Hehe, it was not my intention to be badass, but thanks." Timothy said to both John and Batista.
"Okay, here's how it's gonna go down; I have five sets of questions for you three, two of those sets have four questions in them… does that sound fair?" Ali said explaining the pattern, before asking.
"Sounds wonderful." Timothy answered Ali.
"Absolutely." Batista answered Ali as well.
"Good thinking, Ali." John answered Ali also.
"Thanks." Ali said to the trio before she shifted focus to Timothy.
"Now the first question in the first set is for Timothy; how did it feel to replace Randy Meisner in Poco and then later the Eagles?" Ali asked Timothy.
"Well, that was back in the '70s, along time ago but I felt some enthusiasm the first time, and the second time even though the Eagles were toxic, feuding with one another, even though we didn't settle it in the ring, no offense to John, Dave, and to Alisabeth." Timothy answered Ali and explained to her.
"None taken, Timothy." Ali said to Timothy.
"Not offended at all." Batista said to Timothy.
"No argument here." John said as well.
"Alrighty… the next two questions are for Batista and John Cena respectively." Ali said before she looked at Batista.
"Dave, how did it feel when Evolution started?" Ali asked Batista before looking over to John.
"And John, how did it feel when you first started out in WWE?" Ali asked John, before Batista began to answer.
"When Evolution started back in 2003, originally it was gonna be Hunter, Randy Orton, Ric Flair and Mark Jindrak… but I thankfully replaced Mark so that felt good." Batista answered Ali while Timothy looked intrigued by this information.
"And the rest is, what they say, history." Ali said to Batista.
"Couldn't agree more." Batista said to Ali in agreement.
"John?" Ali asked John.
"How it felt to start out in the WWE, you ask? Simple… it was great getting the call to go to the WWE, but after a while, my first gimmick got a bit stale, but not too stale." John answered Ali.
"Dude, you were The Prototype in OVW." Batista said to John.
"I was Dave, you're right." John said to Batista.
"And you guys were in OVW together, right?" Timothy asked John and Batista.
"Of course." John and Batista answered Timothy.
"Alright, my question to finish of the first of the five sets is this; do you remember when I met you guys respectively? I'm gonna start with you, Timothy." Ali asked before she asked Timothy first.
"I'm glad you asked that Alisabeth, that backstage segment you did with Joe in Laramie, it gave me a full-on memory jog of when we met."
"Oh?" Ali asked Timothy.
"Please do tell." Batista said to Timothy.
"Yeah, it was Monday June 9th, 2003 in San Antonio, Texas at the AT Center… you mentioned that your dad got a huge paycheck from the WWE and that he used that for a VIP Package to see us that night." Timothy said to Ali.
"Yeah." Ali said to Timothy.
"Okay, because we had fired Don Felder two years earlier in 2001... other than that, I was talking to your older sister Emmeline who was six at the time and nearing her seventh birthday... and this was backstage." Timothy said to Ali.
"Uh-huh… keep going Timothy, I'm getting better info than Graham Norton." Ali said to Timithy while making a savage remark about a British talk show host.
"And when I saw you in your mom's arms, hitting yourself due to an argument between two roadies a couple of feet from you, your mom and Glenn, I noticed a couple of onlookers seeing you in distress and I had to let them know that you weren't throwing a tantrum but rather a sensory overload, before you and your family showed up before the show, your mom did let us know that you were autistic and had sensory issues." Timothy said to Ali.
"Yea and Glenn, being the kind gentle soul he was, took me and my mom to his dressing room, where I had that meltdown until Glenn helped me calm down by singing 'Take It Easy' in a calm soothing manner." Ali said back to Timothy.
"He did, yea. And after that show, you saw us four more times in 2008, 2013, 2014 and 2015 before Glenn passed away." Timothy responded back to Ali.
"Yea, I'll get to his death later." Ali said before she switched her focus to Batista.
"Dave?" Ali asked Batista.
"Yeah, I think I do… Beaumont, Texas; November 17th, 2003." Batista answered Ali.
"That was ten days before my 5th birthday." Ali said back to Dave.
"Of course, you were a shy and somewhat sickly child." Dave said back to Ali.
"That day, a fifth grader picked on me and manhandled me because of my pale skin... my mom took me home early and in an attempt to cheer me up, she, dad and Emmeline went to Beaumont for Raw." Ali said to Dave.
"I remember hearing about that." Dave said back to Ali.
"Forgot to mention that I also went with them. Anyway, two hours before the show, my dad introduced me to you and the rest of Evolution, though I already knew Hunter and Ric before." Ali said to Dave as well.
"Then I met Randy Orton, although he and I already met on September 30, 2002 and you... I thought that you were a big scary looking motherfucker... and excuse my language, Timothy." Ali said to Dave before apologizing to Timothy for cursing.
"Oh, no, no, no; you're fine… I'm used to hearing language like that." Timothy said to Ali causing the fans to chuckle a bit.
"Yeah, I frightened you a bit, huh?" Batista asked Ali.
"Yeah, after that, we became good friends, right?" Ali said to Dave before asking.
"Oh, yea." Dave answered Ali.
"John?" Ali asked John.
"You and I first met in El Paso, Texas; August 26, 2002 for Smackdown." John answered Ali.
"Which was less than two weeks before I was diagnosed with autism." Ali said to John.
"Exactly." John said to Ali.
"How did that feel when you and I met, John?" Ali asked John.
"Well, it was awesome, it felt like I was meeting any other fan." John answered Ali.
"Looks like the first set of questions is finished." JR said to Jerry.
"Alright, here's the second of the five sets; the first question of the second set is for Timothy." Ali said to the trio.
"Alright, lay it on me." Timothy said to Ali who chuckled.
"Hehehe, your time with the Eagles from you joining in 1978 after Randy Meisner left to their initial breakup in 1980, what was it like for you?" Ali chuckled and asked Timothy.
"It was bittersweet." Timothy answered Ali.
"Okay." Ali said before Timothy continued.
"It was fun at first, especially when The Long Run was released in 1979. But when Glenn and Don Felder got into their infamous altercation in Long Beach, California in July 1980 when we played a free benefit concert for Senator Alan Cranston, it all came crashing down and it stayed that way for fourteen years." Tinothy said to Ali.
"Ah." Ali said before she changed her focus to Dave.
"Okay, this question is for you, Dave; the nickname 'The Animal', how did it come about?" Ali asked Dave.
"My nickname "The Animal" came from how I destroyed opponents in the ring." Dave answered Ali.
"Cool." Ali said before she changed her focus to John Cena.
"My question to you John is this; when you first debuted in WWE in 2002, how did the gimmick the "Doctor of Thuganomics" first start?" Ali asked John.
"It started after I did a freestyle rap to Stephanie McMahon, who was impressed by it, this was after a long while of just wearing trunks that looked like boxer briefs, but anyway, I rapped for Stephanie, and she liked it… and the rest is history Ali." John answered Ali.
"Awesome… alright, my question to finish off the second of the five sets is this; how's life going for you guys?" Ali asked the trio.
"I'm gonna start with you, Tim." Ali said to Timothy.
"Go ahead, fire away." Timothy said to Ali.
"Okay... this question before I get to the third set is for the three of you… how's life going for you? Timothy?" Ali said before she asked Timothy about his life.
"How's life going for me?" Timothy asked Ali who nodded.
"Yeah." Ali answered him.
"Easy question, Ali… here's my answer, then… it's going good, we're currently on a break before we start up again in Antwerp, Belgium on May 26th." Timothy answered Ali.
"Great, hope you and the other Eagles have fun in Europe." Ali said to Timothy.
"Thanks." Timothy said back to Ali before she focused on Batista and John.
"Batista and John, how's life going for you guys too?" Ali asked Batista and John who life's going for them.
"Facing off against Hunter in two days at WrestleMania in New Jersey… other than that it's going good… got Avengers Endgame coming out in May, I'm really stoked about that." Batista answered Ali.
"Mine is also good, I'm not on the card this year, but you'll never know what'll happen at WrestleMania." John answered Ali.
"Alright, here's the third of the five sets; the first question of the third set is for Timothy." Ali said to everyone before she focused on Timothy again.
"Fire away, girl." Timothy said to Ali.
"Okay; when The Eagles reformed in 1994 which led to the 'Hell Freezes Over' album and tour, was it a joyous moment in the band's history or something else?" Ali said before asking Timothy how it felt to reunite after 14 years away.
"It was bound to happen sooner or later." Timothy answered Ali.
"Okay." Ali said before Timothy resumed speaking.
"And it was a magical time when we reformed in '94 although Felder's antics happened once again at the turn of the century... this time around however, we put our foot down and we let him go in 2001, other than that, it was a wonderful time." Timothy answered Ali, explaining why they had to let Don Felder go.
"Great." Ali said before she shifted focus to Batista.
"I have two questions for you, Dave. When you debuted the same year as John Cena in 2002, what was your first gimmick before the 'Animal' we know today? And what was it like feuding with and teaming up with Eddie Guerrero?" Ali asked Batista two questions.
"I used to be a deacon, I was with Devon for a bit during his singles run, and teaming up with Eddie Guerrero was really special, he was a one-of-a-kind talent." Batista answered Ali.
"Ah, do you still miss him?" Ali asked Batista.
"Yea, I still do." Batista answered Ali.
"I remember watching the news in California the day Eddie died… tragic." Timothy said to Ali.
"Couldn't agree more, Mr. Schmit." John said to Timothy.
"Okay, this question is for John; how did it feel to beat JBL to win your first world championship?" Ali asked John.
"It felt great, it was one of the best moments of my career." John answered Ali.
"And it was the first of your sixteen world championship victories, right?" Ali asked John.
"Of course and I have no regrets." John answered Ali.
"Alright, my question to finish off the third of the five sets is this; what does the future hold for the three of you? I'm gonna start with you, Tim." Ali said before she then turned her focus to Timothy once more.
"What does the future hold for me? Simple… I'll still be rocking with the Eagles definitely." Timothy answered Ali, before she turned to Batista.
"Okay... Dave?" Ali asked Batista.
"Hopefully after this match with Triple H, I could retire from wrestling because even though I loved the cheers from the crowd, they're not enough for me to comeback full-time again, besides I find myself doing new roles in movies and spending time with my family." Batista answered Ali, as honest as he can be.
"John?" Ali asked John.
"Same here." John answered Ali, but with a much briefer statement.
"Alright, I'll get to your acting careers in a few; anyway here's the fourth of the five sets; the first question of the fourth set is for Timothy." Ali said to Batista and John before shifting her focus to Timothy again.
"Cool, let's hear it." Timothy said to Ali.
"In the fourteen years during the Eagles' hiatus, what was your solo career like and given their share of history with Jimmy Buffett, how did you come up with the name 'Parrothead' back when you were a member of his Coral Reefer Band in the mid '80s?" Ali asked Timothy on his 14-year hiatus from The Eagles.
"Hehehe! All I can say is it was the '80s, it was a wild and fun time in my life during my time away from The Eagles." Timothy chuckled and answered Ali.
"Okay." Ali said before she shifted her focus to John and Dave once more.
"Alright, this next question is for the both of you. How did you both get involved in the film industry?" Ali asked Batista and John, who went first.
"Well, while I was wrestling with WWE, their film division WWE Studios made movies like The Marine, 12 Rounds, The Reunion, which starred me in it and after that, major movie companies noticed me acting really good and wanted me for their movies, like when I starred in Blockers… that was one of the funniest comedy movies I've ever done." John answered Ali, while the crowd laughed as did Batista, Timothy and Ali.
"That movie was hilarious as all hell, am I right?" Ali said before asking Timothy.
"Sure are, Ali! Ha!" Timothy said before he let out a chuckle.
"And as for my acting career? I got into acting because I realized that I was a bad actor." Batista answered Ali.
"Wow… I mean, with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, surely you had success as Drax, right?" Ali asked Batista.
"Of course." Batista answered Ali.
"Okay, this next question is for you only, going back to your Evolution days, how did it feel to start the legendary feud with Triple H back in 2005?"
"It felt great back then especially after winning the Royal Rumble back in 2005, and this Sunday will bring closure to this feud." Batista answered Ali.
"Closure, why do you say that?" Ali asked Batista.
"Yea, why the closure?" Timothy asked Batista, as he was curious as well.
"To end the chapter of this feud with Hunter once and for all." Batista answered, causing the crowd to cheer while Timothy smiled.
"I hope you emerge victorious, Dave." Timothy said to Batista.
"Thanks." Batista said back.
"Alright, my question to finish off the fourth of the five sets is this; the confrontation with my ex-aunt Suzie this past Sunday, what were your reactions to not only that, but also me standing up to her?" Ali asked Timothy about her actions to Suzie at Ultimate Showdown.
"I gotta be honest, I was mortified to see your aunt on TV this past Sunday." Timothy answered Ali.
"I was in shock and anger at that." Batista voiced his opinion on the situation.
"Same here, I was disgusted." John answered as well.
"Her saying all the negative bullshit to you- excuse my language- I can't believe that she would stoop that low towards you, mentioning Dr. Beaumont and all that, you didn't deserve to go through all that ableist nonsense." Timothy said to Ali.
"Yea, I can't remember how many times I saw her 'Cure Autism Now' mug whenever I visited her." Ali said to the crowd who booed.
"I know, right?" Ali asked the crowd.
"And as for you standing up to her, I'm very proud of you to do that; it's like you had all that tension and aggression bottled up for nearly 21 years and that confrontation with her is what led to that tension and aggression to finally be unleashed at her." Timothy said to Ali, causing the crowd roar with loud cheers.
"I, too, am proud of you to do that." Batista said to Ali.
"Same here." John said to Ali.
"But the way she attacked you after standing up for yourself was just appalling and the way she treated you all your life, even before you were diagnosed, just makes me sick to my stomach. Frankly, I wouldn't want anyone treating my children like that." Timothy said to Ali.
"Don't you agree, guys?" Timothy asked John and Batista.
"Of course." They answered Timothy.
"All in all, I'm glad she got the karma she truly deserved, her getting divorced and later disowned." Timothy said to Ali.
"Thanks, here's the fifth and final of the five sets; the first two questions of the fifth set are for Timothy." Ali said to the fans before shifting her focus to Timothy.
"I'm all ears, Alisabeth; let's hear it." Timothy said to Ali.
"Okay. First of all, I know that you had a brief battle with throat cancer back in 2012, what was it like and were you afraid? And second, I've been friends with Glenn Frey for years from when I was four years old until he died in January 2016, did his death come as a shock to you and the other Eagles, current and former?" Ali asked Timothy.
"Well, it was a tough battle even though it was quick, I wasn't afraid about it, but there were times that I was scared of it, but I knew I would be alright, if I took care of myself, which I did." Timothy answered Ali about his battle with cancer.
"Okay." Ali said to Timothy.
"And as for Glenn dying, we knew that he was sick; but we didn't realize he was at death's door at that time, so his death came as a massive shock to us; myself, Henley, Felder, Joe, Bernie Leadon and even Randy were shocked to learn that Glenn had died that January… but we knew that he wouldn't want us to stop, so his son Deacon and Vince Gill stepped in and it's been that way since then." Timothy answered Ali about Glenn Frey dying and how big of a shock it was.
"Yea and I take it that he would've been proud of me right now, me being one of the biggest stars in this industry." Ali said to Timothy.
"Yea and as for Vince Russo crashing earlier, I think Glenn would've been appalled by that." Timothy said to Ali.
"Yea." Ali said to Timothy.
"And speaking of Russo, I think I have an idea on how you can get back at him for what he did earlier… and yes, that included the low blow I received from him." Timothy said to Ali.
"Yea? Lay it on me." Ali said before Timothy began whispering in Ali's ear which surprised her as Timothy explained.
"You want me to do what to Russo in Montreal?" Ali asked Timothy who continued whispering in Ali's ear and after that, she gets a smile on her face.
"Timothy, I love the way you think." Ali said to Timothy.
"Hehehe, well, you gave me so much to work with." Timothy chuckled and said to Ali.
"Yeah, anyway, this next question is for Batista; at the 2006 Survivor Series, you faced off against King Booker for the World Heavyweight Championship; how did that feel and before the show, what was your reaction to Randy Orton calling me a freak because I had the flu and in a bubble because of it-" Ali was in the muddle of asking Batista before Timothy interrupted.
"Hold on; sorry to interrupt, but you were in a plastic bubble with the flu?" Timothy asked.
"Yea, it was the day before my 8th birthday and the second time I was in a bubble due to illness. That lasted three weeks, by the way." Ali answered and explained.
"Oh damn, I didn't know." Timothy said to Ali.
"It's all good Timothy." Ali said to Timothy.
"Anyway, to answer your question, Alisabeth... I was angered, but I before I could do anything, the situation had been settled already… but I did nod in disapproval." Batista answered Ali.
"That's good, because violence never solves anything." Timothy said to Dave Batista.
"Exactly... and it felt good regaining the World Heavyweight Championship from King Booker." Batista answered Ali.
"Okay, this question is for John; given your history with The Rock, what were those feuds with him like? Along with your feuds with Batista?" Ali asked John.
"You're asking me during WrestleMania weekend to talk about my feud with The Rock, well… the first time was intense, my feuds with Batista were great." John answered Ali.
"Yeah, we did have some great matches together John… and I still have fans come up to me about the duct tape spot near the end of the Last Man Standing match during Extreme Rules 2010." Batista said to John.
"Same here Dave." John said to Dave.
"Let me just throw my two cents into this; John, you faced The Rock at WrestleMania 28, correct?" Timothy asked John.
"Yea and I lost." John answered.
"That event was the third time you were in a bubble, right?" Timothy asked Ali.
"Yea, it was pneumonia this time and that alone had me quarantined for three months." Ali answered Timothy.
"Wow." Timothy said before he shifted his focus to John.
"And the following year at WrestleMania 29, you faced him and won, right?" Tim asked John.
"Yep, for the WWE Championship this time." John answered Tim.
"Cool." Tim said before he looked at Ali.
"Sorry for stealing your thunder like that." Tim apologized to Ali.
"It's okay, anyway, my final question to you guys is this; do you think me and Marley can retain the women's tag titles later tonight?" Ali asked Tim, John, and Batista.
"Look, me and Batista won the tag titles once, and we were a cohesive unit, but Dave and I believe that you and Marley will retain against the Suzuki Sisters." John answered Ali.
"I agree. What about you, Tim?" Dave said in agreement before asking Tim.
"You got this tonight, like you do in that iron woman match at Canadian Stampede, against Dawn." Tim answered before reassuring her that she's got this.
"Thanks, Timothy… and what you told me in my ear earlier, I'll talk to Daniel about it and see what he thinks." Ali said to Tim about his idea.
"Okay Ali." Tim said before the Pit was finally over.
"Well, that's basically it for this Pit; thanks for being here tonight guys, especially to you Timothy." Ali said before she thanked John, Batista, and Timothy for being her guests.
"No prob." John said back.
"It was fun talking to you." Batista said back.
"This was an amazing experience that I'll never forget." Tim said to Ali.
"Awesome, and to make 100% sure no one tries to kick you in the balls or attack you in any shape or form..." Ali said to Tim before she went to one of the security guards.
"Could you please escort Timothy back to his seat?" Ali asked the guard who nodded as Timothy was relieved.
"Thanks for caring about my own safety, Ali." Tim thanked Ali.
"No prob, you're always welcome on my Pit any time." Ali said to Tim.
"I'll try to be a part of it; thank you so much." Tim said to Ali before he left the ring as the security member escorted Timothy back to his seat, while John and Batista left the ring as well.
"How very thoughtful of the tag champion; having a member of security escort Timothy B. Schmit back to his seat, am I right, King?" JR asked Jerry.
"Yeah!" Jerry answered JR.
"Batista and John, again thanks for being here, I'm gonna go and get ready for my tag match! Thank you and God bless!" Ali said before she dropped her mic as she gathered her jacket, shit and kilt as she left the ring, then her music played once more.
"What a wild and memorable Pit that was, JR!" Jerry said to JR.
"It sure was king, when we come back we will see Tatanka challenge Noah Helton in a two out of three falls match for the TDW World TV Championship, that'll be a slobberknocker." JR said announcing what match will be next.
"We'll be right back!" Jerry said before the camera faded to black.
WOW!
THIS ONE WAS A WILD ALI'S PIT!
ALI DELIVERS MANY SURPRISES LIKE MENTIONING THAT SHE GOT MARRIED, LIKE SHE