Ali's Pit in Montreal
Summary: It's time for opening segment of the next episode of Total Drama Wrestling, as we come to you from the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada…! "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam is not only gonna have Timothy B. Schmit as her manager, she is gonna have famous wrestling legend and Montreal's own, Jacques Rougeau Junior formerly known as The Mountie as her special guest! She also talks about what she did in Montreal, her match against Vince Russo and more!
Rated M for Violence and Language!
P.S. Joey Styles and Mauro Ranallo return as the announcers.
This was co-written by me and ShokuAli16.
ENJOY EVERYONE!
It was Friday April 12th, 2019 as "Across the Nation" by The Union Underground began to play as 20,621 wrestling fans packed the Bell Centre, the crowd was cheering with delight and anticipation*
"We are live from the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada and we welcome you to another hot and exciting edition of Total Drama Wrestling!" Joey said before he began to introduce himself.
"I'm Joey Styles and with me is one of the best voices in all of wrestling, Mauro Ranallo!" Joey introduced himself and his broadcast partner, Mauro Ranallo as they were at ringside.
"It's wonderful to be back in TDW, thank you Joey for that introduction, as this week it's a night of #1 contender matches… even though now we know who'll challenge "The Gamer" Sam Miller for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship at Canadian Stampede." Mauro said to Joey, reminding him who came out on top in last week's main event.
"That honor went to "The Soldier" Brick McArthur, but afterwards, the newest member of The Empire, Tyler Helms came in and attempted to beat the holy hell out of Brick!
"I couldn't believe it either, Alejandro and Tyler went after Brick like sharks until Mike and Ennui made the save, as all three of them chewed Tyler and Alejandro out.
"Oof, wonder how Lindsay's gonna feel about that?" Joey asked Mauro.
"I feel you, Joey… but we have an exciting night of professional wrestling for you all!" Mauro said to Joey, reminding him of the card.
"That's right, first off, we'll kick the night off when Brick takes on 'The Storm' Lightning Jackson! Then in the first of the four #1 contenders matches, we have Jose Burromuerto squaring off against the former TDW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Smith in a #1 contenders match for the TDW Intercontinental Championship at Canadian Stampede!" Joey said mentioning the first two matches on the card, before it was Mauro's turn.
"But that's not all! We also have the Popular Girls' own Beth Morrow taking on the now former Popular Girl, Blaineley O'Halloran! Then we have the second #1 contender match of the night, as we will Team Besties and the Popular Girls going at it tooth and nail in a #1 contenders tag team match to face the RowdyManiacs for the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship on May 10th at the Osaka Dome in Osaka, Japan!" Mauro said announcing the next two matches on the card.
"In addition, we have 'The Gothic Nightmare' Ennui Wilson going at it against 'El Diablo' Alejandro Burromuerto in a #1 contenders match for the TDW World TV Championship at Canadian Stampede!" Joey announced the co-main event of the evening until it was time to announce the main event.
"And finally in our main event, we have one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam with the Eagles' own Timothy B. Schmit in her corner at ringside where she plans to get her revenge against Vince Russo in a Montreal Musical Street Fight!" Mauro said, announcing the main event.
"That is an impressive card, Mauro. But right now, we have one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam and Timothy in the Pit and it starts now!" Joey said while the crowd kept cheering.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... accompanied by Timothy B. Schmit... one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions... 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd roared while "Heartache Tonight" by the Eagles played as Ali Moonbeam and Timothy B. Schmit came out as Ali's wearing her leather jacket, a Montreal Expos jersey, her kilt and boots while Timothy is wearing a sweet jacket over a Montreal Expos jersey as well and jeans and dress shoes as standing in between them was the Montreal Expos mascot Youppi, causing the crowd to cheer even more.
"Here she is Mauro!" Joey said to Mauro.
"And Timothy B. Schmit is here in Montreal in support of one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions- OH, MY GOD! It's Youppi!" Mauro said to Joey, telling him about the mascot, while the crowd kept cheering.
"It is indeed, Mauro! The mascot of the Montreal Expos Youppi is also here at the Bell Centre as well!" Joey said to Mauro causing the crowd to chant his name.
"Youppi! Youppi! Youppi!" The crowd chanted while Ali and Timothy kept high fiving the fans and greeting them until they entered the ring as Ali and Timothy were given microphones.
"Hehehe, now normally, I would greet you all, but for this occasion I think I'm gonna let this one do the deed… Timothy?" Ali said to the crowd before she decided to give Timothy B. Schmit a chance to greet the loud crowd… causing him to grin.
"What is up, Montreal!" Timothy B. Schmit said to the crowd who roared.
"TDW! TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted for a good minute and all the while; Ali got out a picket sign which was covered up for now.
"Merci, Timothy… now, before I get into what we did in this lovely city, my match and my guest, y'all might be wondering why Timothy B. Schmit is with me in this ring tonight." Ali said to the crowd who was curious about why one of the members of "The Eagles" was here on TDW once again, while the crowd cheered as Timothy nodded.
"Well, last Friday when Total Drama Wrestling was celebrating its 5th Anniversary, Vince Russo had the gull to interrupt me, and nearly ruin my Pit, Timothy though came to my aid, he was kicked in the nuts and spat on for it." Ali said to the crowd who gasped in shock and anger, before they began to boo and chant.
"CONNARD! CONNARD! CONNARD!" The crowd chanted, calling Vince Russo an asshole in Quebec French.
"I know! I know! He was a real asshole to Timothy! Well tonight, Vincent James Russo will pay for his sins when he's in that ring with me in tonight's main event." Ali said to the crowd who roared before Timothy began to speak.
"Plus, I'm Ali's manager for tonight." Timothy said to the crowd who cheered.
"You heard it here, folks!" Joey said.
"Now, Al; tell the crowd about what we and your family did all week?" Timothy asked Ali.
"Alrighty, after the show we left Huntsville, Ontario around 11:30 PM, in my custom RV, I was asleep when we arrived at 6:30 AM, I didn't get up until 8:00 AM the following morning." Ali said to the crowd, starting her story about what she did in Montreal throughout the week.
"Yea, I myself went with her in the RV… surprisingly though, the sound of her nebulizer lulled me to sleep." Timothy said to the crowd.
"It did, now, I worked on my book after I had a workout and breakfast and- what was the museum we were at Saturday?" Ali said to the crowd before asking Timothy what museum they were at.
"Oh! The Montreal Museum of Fine Arts…! Amazing art over there." Timothy answered Ali, before commenting on the art.
"Yeah, though while over there, some jerk-off thought it would be funny to blast a vuvuzela at me." Ali said to the crowd who booed.
"Yea, one of the museum goers made Ali have a sensory meltdown over there... myself and a few security guards helped her calm down in a quiet room at the museum while the guy was taken away." Timothy said to the crowd as well.
"Yeah, and like a dumbass, I forgot to bring earplugs there." Ali said to the crowd.
"Awww!" The crowd responded back.
"Yea, even at 20 years old, I'm still dealing with sensory issues." Ali said to the fans.
"You're not a dumbass! You're only human!" A male fan shouted.
"Thank you." Ali said back.
"Though there's no shame in her being autistic." Timothy said to the crowd who applauded with cheers.
"And I do have the earplugs in and can still read lips and all that." Ali said to the crowd who cheered in understanding.
"After she settled down, the rest of that visit went well… What else did we do?" Timothy said before asking what the two did after that.
"Before I go further, I want to ask you guys something, have you heard of that new documentary called "Leaving Neverland" made by Wade Robson an Aussie who can't dance to save his life, James Safechuck, and director Dan Reed who are the biggest schmucks on the face of this earth!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered in agreement about the documentary being false before Ali continued.
"The first two shmucks in this movie are claiming that they were brainwashed by Michael Jackson to do things that I don't wanna mention on here, but all I'm gonna say is that this documentary is a waste of your time, it's a sham, a mockery of a legend's work, don't waste your time paying any attention to it, don't watch it at all, it's nothing but trashy bullshit smut, I can't believe that HBO even agreed to produce and release it in the first place, you know… as far as I do that the "King of Pop" Michael Jackson never did anything wrong to kids at Neverland which I went too one time… but I'll explain that and what happened, next week." Ali said criticizing Wade, and James before telling the fans not to even pay attention to the documentary, calling it many negative things, before wrapping it up by saying she'll explain how she met Michael Jackson and what happened at Neverland Ranch, later before she resumed her story about what she did in Montreal.
"Whoa!" Mauro shouted.
"Ali set quite a mouthful about the controversial documentary!" Joey said to Mauro.
"Anyway, after the museum, we met some fans, and I gave some autographs…" Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Now before I get back to the rest of this week, I gotta say, it's been 16 years since the last time I was here." Ali said to the crowd who roared while Timothy was surprised.
"Yea; it was 2003, No Way Out… the theme song was "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"That was an amazing show, even though it was ruined by Mr. McMahon, who-" Ali said to the crowd who booed as Ali at first looked confused, then realized what Vince tried to do that night.
"Oh... right, he tried to recreate that incident... my God, I'm such a fucking-" Ali said before she began hitting herself as Timothy ran over and started comforting her, even getting her to stop hitting herself.
"Oh my God!" Joey said out of concern.
"Hey, hey, hey; it's okay, it's okay… you just forgot know, okay? Just, relax and chill... chill, yea, that's it, chill." Timothy said and asked Ali to just chill and calm down while she began to calm her down, then she finally calmed down as the crowd roared happily at Timothy and Ali.
"Thanks, Tim..." Ali said to Timothy before she looked at the crowd.
"Sorry you had to see that, folks..." Ali apologized to the crowd who roared in understanding what just happened.
"Anyway, back to my story; I was four years old and this was my first time out of America." Ali said to the crowd who didn't know that.
"Ahh…!" The crowd said back, realizing their mistake.
"Anyway, I hung out with my godfather Shawn Michaels… and though the first time I met Hulk Hogan on January 25th, 1999 for WCW Monday Nitro and The Rock on September 20th, 1999 for Raw is War; I met them again at No Way Out… as they were the main event that night." Ali said causing the crowd to roar with cheers.
"Hulk and Rock were really cool with the fact that I had autism, they didn't curse a bunch because my folks asked them not too, but basically they explained to me that it was just a rematch, everything was cool." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Yeah, however, that event was the very first time I met the one man that made my life hell for the past 15 years... and that man was Eric Bischoff." Ali said to the crowd who booed at the mention of Eric Bischoff.
"Yeah, she told me how much of an asshole of a bully he was towards her, especially back in 2018… it's a long story." Timothy said to the crowd.
"You said it, Tim." Ali said before she resumed speaking.
"Moving on I went to the Montreal Casino… was this on…?" Ali said before she mentioned that she went to a casino, trying to remember when she asked.
"This past Sunday." Timothy answered Ali.
"Right, right... it was the largest casino in Canada, thankfully, no meltdowns of mine happened over there." Ali said to the crowd, reminding Timothy that nothing bad happened over there.
"Right." Timothy said to Ali.
"Anyway, what I did over there... not only I met a lot of fans, and I even won me $750,000." Ali said to the crowd who roared while Timothy nodded with a grin.
"Wow! She won $750,000 in her first time gambling?!" Joey shouted and asked in shock.
"Impressive!" Mauro said to Joey before Ali then resumed speaking.
"Yea, as far as the rest of the week goes... well on Monday, I gave a live phone interview from my hotel room to TSN 690 live which is one of the biggest sport networks in Canada." Ali said describing her Monday to the crowd who cheered.
"Tuesday, it rained, so I just spent that day working on my memoir… working out at the hotel gym, and resting… Wednesday, I... what was it I did on Wednesday, Timothy?" Ali described her Tuesday before she asked Timothy what she did on Wednesday.
"You visited St. George's Elementary School and surprised more than 100 school kids, you even gave all of them tickets, heck I filmed it." Timothy answered Ali, telling her that she visited a local school and handed out tickets and autographs to the schoolchildren.
"Do y'all wanna see fans?" Timothy asked the crowd who cheered.
"Well, the fans wanna see it, I wanna see "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam surprising kids." Mauro said to Joey, expressing his delight.
"Yeah! This sounds cool!" Joey said to Mauro.
"Hehehe, well… go right ahead, Timothy!" Ali chuckled and said to him.
"Alrighty, then; here it is, folks!" Timothy said before he pointed at the titantron as the footage began to play, as the footage showed 120 elementary school aged kids ranging from 6 to 11 in a variety of grades watching a match from Total Drama Wrestling, as they were watching "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam wrestle Sierra James during their recess time where they have wrestling club.
"Ohh!" The kids groaned, as they were seeing a back-and-forth match.
"Let's go Ali!" The kids chanted for a good minute, before long "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam then entered the room causing the kids to cheer with pure excitement and surprise.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" The kids screamed joyfully while Timothy B Schmit was filming as Ali was smiling.
"Bonjour kids!" Ali greeted the kids in French.
"Bonjour Ali!" The kids said back.
"I've heard a great deal about you all, it's great that you are all fans of professional wrestling, and from that welcome you kids are really passionate." Ali said to the kids.
"Yeah! Oui!" The kids in English and French.
"Well… I have a special surprise for you all… how about tickets to the upcoming show this Friday." Ali said before she showed the kids the tickets as they cheered, then the footage showed Ali meeting all 120 members of the wrestling club, giving them autographs and giving them their tickets, as the crowd roared.
"Well, that was most impressive, Joey!" Mauro said to Joey.
"It sure was! Though I forgot to mention that the fourth #1 contenders match will have the Rock 'n Rollers taking on the Step Brothers to face the Surfers for the TDW Tag Team Championship at Canadian Stampede." Joey said to Mauro, before mentioning another match.
"It's okay, we all make mistakes." Mauro said to Joey.
"Now was that amazing or what!" Ali said before the crowd roared with cheers.
"Okay; now yesterday, me and my support team visited the Montreal Botanical Garden- and you all know, I have a severe allergy to hibiscus flowers. So, not only do I always carry an EpiPen with me at all times, I also avoided the sections where the hibiscus was... the rest of the gardens were beautiful." Ali said to the fans reminding them of her allergy, before the crowd roared in understanding.
"And finally, today, we visited the Montreal Children's Hospital to visit those who unfortunately cannot see the show tonight." Timothy said to the crowd who cheered because of the good deeds.
"I did my own things in between all week as well." Timothy said also to the crowd who cheered.
"Alright, now that we got the week out of the way, let's get down to business… that business being in the form of my main event Montreal Musical Street Fight against Vince Russo." Ali said to the crowd who booed at the mention of Russo as Ali uncovered her picket sign which said, "Pillman Mode incoming, cover the kids' ears" which caused all of the parents that had their kids with them to do so.
"This sign I'm holding right now... y'all know the drill." Ali said to the fans before they cheered, as Ali's 'Pillman Mode' began.
"You shit faced, no good motherfucking arrogant Yankee son of a bitch!" Ali said criticizing Vince Russo, causing the crowd to roared while Timothy nodded as he let Ali continue.
"What in God's name gave you the right to trash my Pit, talk shit about me, attack one of the Eagles and nearly cost me and Marley the women's tag titles last week?!" Ali asked, causing the crowd to boo at Vince Russo's actions.
"And on top of that, why in the name of FUCK would you have my now-disowned bitch of an aunt Suzie show up at Ultimate Showdown?!" Ali asked Vince causing the crowd to boo once more, at what happened at Ultimate Showdown.
"In case you haven't noticed, I had letters sent to me after Ultimate Showdown in regards to it! I already read one of the letters last week, but that wasn't the only one." Ali said to the crowd who roared.
"In fact, there were other letters telling me how they felt about it and how proud they were of me for standing up to that ice queen bitch!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered once more.
"Yea; the people that sent me the letters- Huey Lewis, Joni Mitchell, Rickie Lee Jones, Tom Keifer of Cinderella, Steve Vai, Tommy Lee, the whole list goes on and on and on!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered before Timothy began to speak in regards to Vince Russo.
"Yeah, and the Eagles also sent her a letter about it and we too wrote how we felt about it!" Timothy said on behalf of the band, before the crowd cheered some more.
"Now, Vince Russo, I am SO disappointed in you for what you tried to do to this young lady standing next to me last week... this is a woman who has been through a lifetime of illness, bullying and an abusive aunt!" Timothy spoke like a scolding authority figure before the crowd roared as Timothy kept speaking.
"Tonight, Ali is gonna teach you a lesson in respect!" Timothy said before the crowd cheered once more.
"And before you ask, the glass booth where I will be in has been constructed and will be waiting for me later tonight so you can't lay a hand on me!" Timothy said telling Vince Russo about the glass booth, causing the crowd to cheer again.
"Damn straight, Timothy! And if you're not down with that..." Ali said before she and Timothy began to use the DX slogan.
"We got two words for ya!" Ali and Timothy said before she raised her mic.
"Suck it!" The crowd shouted before they roared with loud cheers.
"Alrighty, now it's time for the good stuff… my upcoming rematch at Edmonton, Alberta at Canadian Stampede for the Total Drama Wrestling Women's Championship… one hour of you and me in that ring." Ali said to the crowd mentioning her upcoming championship match against Dawn at Canadian Stampede causing the crowd to cheer.
"Now, Dawn... you and I have had quite the history, we've been tag team partners, we've even had classic wrestling matches against each other, the first time was last December in my hometown, and the last time we took our rivalry to a hardcore level." Ali said to the crowd who cheered loudly.
"And I know that you ended my original winning streak at Ultimate Showdown over a week ago, but at Canadian Stampede, after wrestling for 60 minutes, we will truly find out who the best female wrestler is in the world!" Ali said mentioning the end of her undefeated streak, mentioning their upcoming title match in a few weeks, before the crowd roared with loud cheers before she resumed.
"And on top of that, I WILL walk into Canadian Stampede... and leave Canadian Stampede... ONCE AGAIN! THE TDW Women's Champion!" Ali said while the crowd cheered, before Timothy began to speak.
"Yep, and before she gets to her guest, I am happy to announce that I have been appointed the head of TDW's music department!" Timothy said to the crowd who cheered.
"Whoa! Did you hear that?!" Joey shouted and asked Mauro.
"I did! This is mind blowing!" Mauro answered Joey.
"Whoa! Did- did Daniel tell you-" Ali shouted, and was about to ask Timothy who chuckled.
"He did and I'm proud." Timothy answered Ali.
"Well, that's good, now it's time for my guest, who deserves a big welcome… he's a former WWE Intercontinental Champion, he's from right here in Montreal, Quebec, Canada… he's known as The Mountie… he is Jacques Rougeau!" Ali introduced her guest Jacques Rougeau causing the crowd to roar with loud cheers before "Good Old American Boys" by Jimmy Hart and The Fabulous Rougeau brothers began to play, before Jacques Rougeau came out to loud cheers.
"There he, his Joey!" Mauro said to Joey.
"Indeed, Mauro; three-time WWE tag team champion and one-time WWE Intercontinental Champion, Jacques Rougeau is here in TDW!" Joey said while Jacques Rougeau walked down the entrance ramp, and high fived fans before he entered the ring.
"Well, Jacques; welcome to my Pit." Ali said to Jacques Rougeau, welcoming him onto her pit.
"The pleasure is all mine, Alisabeth." Jacques said to Ali.
"Mr. Rougeau, it's so wonderful to have you here." Timothy said to Jacques surprising him.
"My god it's true, you've acquired one of the eagles." Jacques said to Ali.
"Just for tonight, but Jacques… let me ask you something, you just retired from wrestling for the third… time? Trying to be like Michael Jordan?" Ali asked Jacques, causing the crowd to chuckle a little bit.
"Yea, why is that?" Timothy asked Jacques.
"The answer is simple, you two." Jacques said to Ali and Timothy.
"Of course I retired, that "Like Mike" joke is pretty good, but yes, I've retired once again." Jacques answered, praised Ali's humor, and confirmed he's retired again.
"Thanks, but let me ask something else." Ali said to Jacques.
"Okay, Ali." Jacques said to Ali.
"How did it feel to wrestle and beat Hollywood Hulk Hogan in 1997? As this is the first of a boatload of questions for you, so get ready." Ali asked Jacques before warning him that this is the first in a boatload of questions.
"Good call, on beating Hollywood Hulk Hogan in WCW back in '97? It was surreal." Jacques answered Ali.
"Really? How so?" Ali asked Jacques while Timothy nodded.
"Because this was before I retired in 1998 and I also became one of few wrestlers to cleanly defeat the WCW Heavyweight Champion Hollywood Hulk Hogan, claiming a singles victory at the Molson Centre right here in Montreal." Jacques answered Ali, while the crowd cheered loudly.
"That's something these fans never knew before." Mauro said to Joey.
"Impressive, now it's the for the boatload." Ali said to Jacques.
"Alright, let's do it." Jacques said to Ali.
"And if you want, I can ask you questions of my own in addition to hers." Timothy offered to ask questions surprising Ali in a good way.
"That- that's a great idea... now THAT is a game-changer." Ali said while the crowd cheered.
"Yeah, fifteen from me and fifteen from her; sound good?" Timothy said before asking Jacques for approval.
"It's a done deal!" Jacques answered Timothy.
"Alrighty, let's get this interview going." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"About time." Joey said before the interview began.
"Okay, this first of my fifteen questions is from me; what were your early days like?" Ali asked Jacques about the early days of his career.
"Well, the early days of my career, I was taught how to wrestle by my dad, Jacques Rougeau senior, but I started wrestling on October 14th, 1977, I was working for Stu Hart's famous Stampede Wrestling promotion, that lasted until the early 1980's when I started wrestling in in the United States, achieving success in some southern states like Alabama and Tennessee, and then in 1985 myself and my older brother Ray were signed by the World Wrestling Federation." Jacques answered and explained to Ali.
"Okay, this first of my fifteen questions is from me; when you first signed with the WWE, you debuted in a losing effort to Moondog Rex, did that affect you in any shape or form?" Timothy asked Jacques.
"No not really, because I knew bigger and better things were to come, besides, my brother did well against Moondog Spot, plus Raymond and I had victories over against The Hart Foundation consisting of Bret "The Hitman" Hart and Jim "The Anvil Neidhart, we also beat The Moondogs, Jimmy Jack and Dory Funk Jr., and The Dream Team consisting of Greg "The Hammer" Valentine and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, and that was only in our first year in 1985!" Jacques answered Timothy before Ali was next again.
"Now for my second question, in regards to your brother Raymond… unlike you, he faced another Moondog as in Moondog Spot... six days later, you both beat the Moondogs, how did that feel?" Ali asked Jacques.
"It felt good, especially me since I got back at Rex." Jacques answered Ali.
"Okay, my second question to you is this; a little birdie told me that you and Raymond initially beat the Hart Foundation for the tag titles at the Montreal Forum after WrestleMania III, what was that like?" Timothy asked Jacques, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Well, it was in our hometown of Montreal… where TDW is tonight, and all I can say is that it was a great day for the city, it made us feel really good, Dad was proud of me and Raymond." Jacques answered Timothy.
"Okay, my third question is a follow-up to Timothy's question; in that match, you and Raymond initially won after using Jimmy Hart's megaphone as a weapon… as such, the decision was reversed to a disqualification and the championship returned to Bret and Jim… how did that feel despite you and Ray being faces at the time?" Ali asked Jacques, before the crowd booed realizing that the ref reversed the decision.
"We were robbed that night." Jacques answered Ali.
"Yea, I can tell, Jacques. My third question is this; did that plant the seeds of you and Raymond becoming the heel version of the Fabulous Rougeaus we know today?" Timothy asked Ali.
"Yes, it did." Jacques answered him.
"Okay, my fourth question is this; the heel version of the Fabulous Rougeaus, what was that like?" Ali asked about the heel version of his tag team with his brother.
"That version, where me and my brother were heels had only started when we began being announced as "From Canada, but soon to relocate to the United States", we had an intentionally annoying theme song which we partially sang in French." Jacques answered Ali.
"Yea, that song is the reason why the mute button was invented in the first place." Timothy said causing the crowd to laugh.
"My fourth question, you and Raymond mockingly waved tiny American flags to the chagrin of many American fans as well as the' USA' chants… why is that?" Timothy asked Jacques.
"Well, at the time, we were trying to establish heat, because we were bad guys in the day." Jacques answered Timothy.
"Ah." Timothy said.
"Question number five; your brother Raymond, what was his career like?" Ali asked Jacques.
"Raymond wrestled for 29 years from 1971 to 2000 when he retired, even though he stopped competing full time following the 1990 Royal Rumble where we lost to The Bushwhackers… but he did come out of retirement a few times, one of those times was to have a boxing match with Owen Hart in 1996." Jacques answered Ali while the crowd reacted in amazement, as did Ali.
"Your brother boxed... the King of Harts...? W-wow..." Ali asked Jacques who nodded, while she was astonished.
"Okay, here's my fifth question; your well-known character the Mountie, how did that come about?" Timothy asked Jacques.
"Hmmm, it was a way for me to continue my career after Raymond retired from full time, but I had actually gone through the training to become a Mountie to wield authority while I was away from the WWE for a year, but The Mountie character was eventually the subject of litigation in Canada, that meant that I wasn't allowed to perform as The Mountie in Canada." Jacques answered and explained to Timothy what came of the Mountie character causing the crowd to boo in disappointment.
"Well, that sucked." Timothy said to Jacques.
"Anyway, even though that sucked I had some of my greatest memories in my career as The Mountie… I had a lot of fun, doing it." Jacques said finishing his answer.
"Okay, I got myself composed, let's move on... our sixth question are a two-for-one… mine is this, you feuded with the Big Boss Man which led to the Jailhouse Match at SummerSlam 1991, what was it like?" Ali asked Jacques.
"And as for my sixth question, you feuded with one of her idols Bret Hart and even won the Intercontinental Championship for two days… what was that like as well?" Timothy also asked Jacques.
"Here's my answer to both questions, guys." Jacques said before he began to answer their questions.
"Well, my feud with The Big Bossman was a lot of fun for me… I loved the jailhouse match, I wish TDW can do something similar to that jailhouse match, anyway… and as for winning the intercontinental championship from Bret Hart in 1992, it was because Bret was going through contract negotiations, it was amazing being the champion, my family was proud of me, even dad was proud of me… even though it was for only two days." Jacques answered both Ali and Timothy's questions.
"Okay and then came 1993 and the debut of the Quebecers… this is mine and Timothy's seventh question respectively; what was it like being a part of that team?" Ali asked Jacques.
"It was basically a tag team version of the Mounties even though we weren't the Mounties as all… and we did win the tag titles three times." Jacques answered Ali and Timothy's question.
"Okay, now for my eight questions; what was your first retirement like?" Ali asked Jacques.
"Well, all I can say is that when I first retired in 1994, I had a great retirement match with my partner Pierre Carl Ouellet at the Montreal Forum, better known as PCO in Ring of Honor." Jacques answered Ali, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Okay, here's my eighth question; what was your brief WCW run like in the '90's?" Ali asked Jacques about his WCW run
"It was nice because I reunited with Pierre and got to team up with him after I came out of retirement back in '96." Jacques answered Ali.
"Okay, my ninth question; you returned to the WWE in 1998 briefly, did it bring back memories or...?" Ali asked Jacques about his very brief run with the WWE in '98.
"It was great, even though we didn't win tag team titles again, it was nice to be back in the WWE, before I retired once again in 2000 to try out for the Montreal police department, and to be part of the WWE's French commentary team." Jacques answered Ali.
"Okay, here's my ninth question; you teamed up with your sons in your recent retirement match, were you passing the torch?" Timothy asked Jacques.
"Honestly, no… my sons have expressed no interest in going into the wrestling business, but I can't force my sons to do it if they don't want too, so this is the end of Rougeau wrestling family." Jacques answered.
"Right, right." Timothy said to Jacques.
"But if they do, that'll be great… because as a father, you need to remain optimistic." Jacques said to Timothy and Ali.
"Okay, I think Timothy and I are gonna share the six remaining questions; that sound good?" Ali said before asking Timothy who nodded and Jacques.
"Of course." Jacques answered Ali.
"Okay, our tenth question is this; what led to your third and final retirement?" Ali asked Jacques.
"Well, this should be easy to answer, I was getting older, I'm 58 years old now." Jacques answered Ali.
"Noted… question number eleven; your history with Pierre Ouellet, what was that like?" Timothy asked Jacques.
"Pierre is a great tag team partner, and an even greater friend." Jacques answered Timothy.
"I see… here's the twelfth question; what was it like training Kevin Owens?" Ali said before asking Jacques about training Kevin Steen better known as Kevin Owens.
"Kevin Steen was a great student of mine; I've always been proud of him and his work." Jacques answered Ali.
"Okay; the thirteenth question is this. You now work as a public speaker, how's it doing for you?" Timothy asked Jacques about his thoughts on being a motivational speaker.
"It's doing me wonders, touring schools to speak on drugs, smoking, and bullying." Jacques answered Timothy expressing joy in touring schools talking to students about bullying, smoking and drugs.
"Okay, the second to last question is do you think I have a chance at getting back at Vince Russo tonight?" Ali asked Jacques.
"Absolutely, besides… Vince Russo is something I would call a "trou du cul" a "perdant", and a "gros con" which translates to a motherfucker, a loser, and a dumbass." Jacques answered Ali before insulting him in French, causing the crowd to laugh as did Ali and Timothy.
"Hahaha! Jacques, you just read my goddamn mind!" Ali laughed and said to Jacques.
"My thoughts exactly! Ha!" Timothy said to Jacques.
"Yea, besides; he shouldn't have attacked you like that last week." Jacques said to Timothy.
"The fifteenth and final question is in regards to her iron woman match at Canadian Stampede... Jacques, do you think she can regain the women's title from Dawn?" Timothy asked Jacques.
"Well, honestly… I never wrestled 60 minutes in the ring, but I believe you can do it, you've mentored under Bret Hart at the Hart House in Calgary so Dawn has no chance." Jacques answered Timothy as the crowd cheered as it was time for the Pit to end.
"Okay, that's basically it for this Pit… thanks for being here, Jacques." Ali said to Jacques, thanking him for being on her Pit.
"No problem Ali, and blast Vince Russo's ass with a tuba for me." Jacques said to Ali, causing the crowd to laugh again.
"I sure will." Ali said to Jacques while the crowd cheered as Jacques left the ring leaving Ali and Timothy by themselves once more.
"Now I gotta prepare for my main event match and with that being said... Vincent James Russo... if you're watching in your cramped-up dressing room... be motherfucking prepared for the most brutal, bloody, violent and unrestrained musical street fight of your motherfucking life!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Yeah, because..." Ali said before she began to sing.
"Somebody's gonna hurt someone, before the night is through." Ali sang as the crowd cheered because she sang "Heartache Tonight" by The Eagles.
"Tonight's match is for Glenn Frey because I know he's looking down at me from the pearly gates of heaven with a proud smile on his face because Vincent James Russo, after I'm done with your fucking Yankee ass, you should know better than to throw rocks at a wrestler who's not only a music lover, you should definitely know better than to throw rocks at a woman who's got a machine gun!" Ali said as the crowd cheered loudly while Timothy nodded before Ali did her signature mic drop as "Heartache Tonight" resumed playing before Ali and Timothy left the ring.
"What an Ali's Pit from Ali tonight." Mauro said to Joey.
"Yeah, she did a lot of things, she won at Poker, she met a variety of fans, she even gave them tickets, this was a kinder side of "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam that we've never seen before." Joey said to Mauro as well.
"Agreed, when we come back, we have the first of four number one contender matches when we will see the former TDW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Smith take on Jose Burromuerto where the winner challenges "The Canadian Dragon" Jay Morris for the TDW Intercontinental Championship at Canadian Stampede, we will be right back." Mauro said before the camera faded to black.
WHAT AN ALI'S PIT THAT WAS!
ALI AND TIMOTHY ASKED JACQUES SOME REALLY GOOD QUESTIONS!
MIKE SMITH WILL TAKE ON JOSE BURROMUERTO!
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