Rating: K
Genre: Humour
It was time for the yearly Cerritos Accommodation Bingo, and Mariner was so excited! It was tradition! Well, technically she made it a tradition, but a self-made tradition is still a tradition as far as she's concerned.
One year, Boimler, Rutherford, Tendi and Mariner decided to do a bingo sheet of all the things that you just couldn't leave the university not having done if you stayed in the Cerritos Accommodation. And then other people started joining in, and it legit became like a badge-collecting thing for scouts. It was so funny and so amazing. And watching something you made slowly grow made them feel an intense pride. Ew, no. She was starting to sound like her mother. Lesson learnt: never say that again.
But nothing could match her excitement for this one because she finally got the hardest one on the entire list! And right before their unofficial midnight ceremony.
"Tendi!" Mariner screamed in absolute euphoria, "I found out the name of T'Ana's assistance dog!"
"Tell me, tell me, tell me. I've always wanted to know."
"Uh, no girl. I'm not giving you the hardest one on the entire list."
"I will pay you."
"Nope."
"Please."
"Never D'Vana."