"Goku's Invention", Ren & Stimpy episode "Stimpy's Invention" parody with Goku and Vegeta from Dragon Ball
The Ren & Stimpy Show (c) Nickelodeon
Dragon Ball characters (c) Toei Animation/Bird Studios/Shueisha
All rights are due to their respective owners.
Opening scene, Vegeta is sitting on the couch, reading a newspaper. Goku's voice is heard off-screen*
GOKU: *in a sing song tone* Hey, Vegeta~
VEGETA: What?!
GOKU: *The camera pans to the right over to Goku who is standing in the doorway, holding a box* Will you help me try out my new inventions?
VEGETA: Go away, I'm busy!
GOKU: Come on, Vegeta, I need your help! Oh, PLEASE!
VEGETA: What? Oh sure. Whatever.
Goku does an open goofy smile. The scene fades to black, then fades to a close-up of Vegeta, who has a telephone receiver with cheese on it tied to the top of his head.*
VEGETA: Alright, Kakarot, I'm losing my patience! Let's get this over with!
GOKU: *ahem* Ladies and gents, I give you: the Cheese-o-Phone! Now we can to cheese anywhere in the world, regardless of their foreign tongues. Go ahead, Vegeta, say something in, uh, Limberger. *Vegeta throws the cheese at Goku, causing it to splat all over him, then throws the telephone receiver on the floor towards Goku. The scene fades to black, then fades to Goku who is rummaging through a box, the camera pans to the left over to Vegeta who is standing, annoyed with his wrists on his sides.*
VEGETA: Will you hurry so I can finish my paper?! *tucks in his lips as he looks angrily at the camera. Cuts to Goku who finds something to try out, a high-pitched sound is heard and Goku takes out a remote control*
GOKU: Check this out, Vegeta, it's the remote control clothes changer. Now you can change your clothes on without even doing it! Observe. *presses the button on the remote control*
VEGETA: That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! You- *a piece of his Saiyan armor is removed and replaced with a part of something cutesy. Vegeta is in shock as his armor gets replaced with parts of a cutesy outfit and Goku continues adjusting the dial. His eyes pop out slightly in a comical way then back in. Vegeta, now wearing a cutesy pink outfit and seething, stomps over to Goku.* Youuu...!
GOKU: Here, Vegeta, *pulls a gift from behind his back and puts it in front of him* for you.
VEGETA: *now curious* Oh. What is it?
GOKU: Go ahead, open it. *Vegeta takes the gift, looks at Goku with a suspicious look on his face, unties the bow, then opens the box to take out a pair of boots. Vegeta looks back and forth at the two boots.*
VEGETA: What are they?
GOKU: They're my latest invention: Stay-Put boots. They never fall down.
VEGETA: Say, now that's a good idea, especially for us who are engaged in combat. *jumps into the boots* Why, it's amazing! How do they work?
GOKU: They're full of glue! *glue oozes out of the boots, Vegeta, now surprised, lets out a short, wheezy gasp, then looks at Goku, trembling in upsetness* I'm so glad you like them, Vegeta! Wait here. *walks off* I'll go get the Stay-Put hat and raincoat.
VEGETA: *reaches out and shakes his arms forward* YOU FILTHY SWINE! I WILL KILL YOU! *scrapes his nails into the floor in an attempt to escape, bangs his head against the floor, twists his body, then struggles to get out of the Stay-Put boots while yelping desperately. Goku walks towards Vegeta, seeing his upset state.*
GOKU: Hey, what's the matter, Vegeta? *to the camera* Say, you don't suppose? (gasp!) *sadly* He's unhappy? *determined look* I know now what I must do. I must use my gift of invention to save Vegeta. *looks towards him with lips tucked in.*
The scene fades to black then cuts to Goku in his laboratory, working diligently to create a helmet that will make Vegeta happy 24/7. He fails at first, but tries again, and as he succeeds, he looks towards the camera, smiling with his tongue out, and says "Eureka!", then blinks a couple times. The scene fades to black, then fades to Vegeta sitting on the couch, reading a newspaper. Goku's voice is heard off-screen.*
GOKU: *in a sing-song tone* Hey, Vegeta~.
VEGETA: WHAT?! *the camera pans to the right to Goku who's standing in the doorway with his hands behind his back*
GOKU: Are you feeling any better?
VEGETA: No I'm not feeling any better! Wait a minute, what are you up to?
GOKU: Oh nothing~.
VEGETA: What have you got behind your back? You're hiding something from me, *jumps off the couch* aren't you? *walks towards Goku, slapping the newspaper in his open hand* What is it you're hiding? Alright let's see it! *stops in front of Goku and puts his hand out* Okay, hand it over. *Goku pulls out the Happy Helmet from his back and slaps it on Vegeta's head. Vegeta's in a short daze then says* Hey, what is this thing? *tries to take it off, but it's stuck to his head* Get it off of me!
GOKU: It's the Happy Helmet, Vegeta! Now you'll always be happy, and this is the remote control, and I use this dial to control how happy you are.
VEGETA: You sick little monkey! Why I ought to- *Goku presses the dial, causing Vegeta's perpetual happiness transformation to begin* Whee...
GOKU: *to the camera* Hey! It works! *presses the dial again, Vegeta's face starts to contort into a grin*
VEGETA: Hey, what's... happening... to me...? *his face turns red as a smile starts to form, then his normal face color returns as he has a huge smile on his face* No! Got to, fight it... *Goku laughs as he presses the dial again* Whee... *Goku continues to laugh as he keeps pressing the dial, Vegeta is straining against the transformation* C-c-can't, lose... control... *deep voice* Will, strong... *higher voice* Body, weak... *a few seconds pass as the transformation is complete, Vegeta's neck extends, he says "Whee!" with a toothy grin, then retracts his neck back into place and laughs. Goku smiles wide as he sees the change is complete* Kakarot, I'm so happy! I must go, do, nice, things! He-he-he-he-he-he! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! *walks off in the opposite direction, occasionally stopping in his tracks. The screen fades to black, then cuts to Vegeta ironing Goku's pants* So, happy... ironing for Kakarot...! *comically slams the iron on the iron board, then laughs as his tongue bounces the upper half of his head. As he stops laughing, the upper half of his head floats then falls back into place, Vegeta picks up the flattened pants up and puts them in front of the camera, takes them off screen, extending his arm, then laughs. Cuts to Goku standing in the next room as Vegeta hands him his flattened iron pants. Goku takes the pants and places it on himself instead of actually pitting them on (because they're flat), then walks off, showing him in his boxers with his flattened pants on his front. The scene fades to black, then fades to a background with the happy Vegeta coming in saying* I, must do, wonderful things, for my best friend, Kakarot! *Vegeta stops in front of a full waste basket, his eyes pop out, then looks down at the waste basket, smiles widely and points at it.* Oh, joy! *laughs maniacally, then picks up the waste basket, walks off, cuts to in front of a garbage bin, with Vegeta's head extending into the scene as his body walks forward and stops in front of the bin. Cuts to Vegeta's head.* See how I love to empty full waste baskets! *lifts the waste basket, laughs, then pours some garbage into the bin, laughs maniacally, dumps more garbage in, continues laughing maniacally, then dumps the rest of the garbage in, then laughs maniacally once more. The scene fades to black and fades to his bedroom with cutesy cartoon animal wall decals with smiles on their faces, looking down on Vegeta as he's sleeping in bed with a big grin on his face. Goku flies up to the front door of the house, holding a record in his hand, knocks on the door, and Vegeta opens his eyes and looks towards his bedroom window.*
GOKU: Vegeta, I've got a surprise for you~. Come out, come out, wherever you are~! *to the camera, with a saddened look* Hey, maybe Vegeta is somewhere being sad. *goofy expression* I will make him happy again! *pulls out the remote control and presses the dial, sending out a signal towards Vegeta's Happy Helmet. Upon hitting the antennae on the helmet, Vegeta forcefully stands up in his bed. Cuts to Goku in the house now.* Vegeta, oh, Vegeta~. *spots Vegeta on the stairs, who's struggling to move, and heads towards Goku with his hands out, ready to grab him* Boy, Vegeta, if you think you're happy now, wait 'till you hear this! *zooms into a record in Goku's hands, which is the Happy Happy Joy Joy song* It's a record of my favorite song! *puts the record on the record player and begins playing.*
"Hello boys and girls! It's your old pal, Stinky! This is a song about a whale-" *a signal from Goku's remote is sent to Vegeta's helmet, making him position himself to dance* "No, this is a song about being happy. *Goku jumps next to Vegeta, getting into the same position as him* That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!" *Vegeta and Goku begin dancing in whimsical ways* "Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy happy happy happy happy happy joy joy joy...! I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's do it again! Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy happy happy happy happy happy joy joy joy...! *Vegeta hops towards the kitchen, touched the Happy Helmet on his head, rummages in a drawer, and takes out a hammer, all while Stinky says* "If'n you ain't the great grand-daddy of all liars... The little creatures of nature, they don't they're ugly. That's really funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!" *The last lyrics play as Vegeta smashes the hammer against the Happy Helmet on his head, while Goku dances goofily* "Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy joy joy joy...!" *Vegeta, now having destroyed the Happy Helmet, tosses it towards Goku and stomps towards him in a rage, Goku finishes dancing, his eyes look down towards Vegeta, then Vegeta grabs Goku by the neck as a whistleblow is heard*
GOKU: Vegeta, you're- you're angry?
VEGETA: *now in Super Sayian mode* YER DERN TOOTIN' I'M ANGRY! I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! *trembles for a bit, then reverts to his base form* Hey! *smiles widely* I feel great! I love being angry! *lets go of Goku* Thank you, Kakarot!
GOKU: Happy to be of service? *smiles nervously. Cuts to Vegeta's head as he's smiling wildly and a maniacal laugh is heard. The scene fades out and the episode ends.*
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