TAM'S PERSPECTIVE (24)

I glared at the skibidi toilets surrounding me from the prison of my bubble. At least it was preppy. But I would have preferred a lone wolf as decoration. I watched the short girl scrunch her face up, looking less and less like a sigma with each passing second. Suddenly, she glanced up.

"OKAY EVERYONE," she shouted, trying and failing to act like an alpha. "WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE SAFE HOUSE."

Biana screamed suddenly. "IT'S THE CAT! IT'S THE CAT!" She pointed at a fat orange cat who was licking its paw calmly and raised her hand as if she was about to hit it. The cat stopped licking itself and snarled at Biana, but it didn't move from its spot. Ava frowned, and suddenly Biana was trapped in a bubble too.

"You really need to teach me how to do that," said the other girl.

The wannabe alpha shrugged and looked around. "Okay, that's everyone…" Suddenly she snapped her fingers, and before I could shout that this was some sort of ohio magic, we reappeared in a room. I gasped - finally, I was free from the preppy confines of that bubble!

Several other people stood in the room, along with a girl holding a small box.

"I added extra anti-deluluness for that one," she said to the short girl, tilting her head to me. I mewed at her, and she quickly looked away. "I think he needs it."

Everyone milled around for a bit, singing and rizzing (although the rizzing was mostly done by me and some other weird girl with shiny hair, the one who wanted the short girl to teach her how to trap people in pink bubbles).

Finally, the girl with the box (although somehow, during the mingling and singing and rizzing, the box had disappeared,) clapped her hands to get everyone's attention. "OKAY EVERYBODY! LISTEN UP!"

"Gyatt," I muttered under my breath.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?" the box girl demanded.

"Gyatt."

The girl seemed to go through the fifty stages of grief before continuing, with a slight grimace (shake) on her face.

"I…uh…OKAY!"

Several people jumped. The girl winced in embarrassment and continued, with even more of a grimace on her face.

"My name is Crystal, and this is Ava." She gestured to Ava, who was holding a platter of some bright orange drink that looked like it was from ohio.

"We made these delicious smoothies for you. We call them…uh…" She glanced at me. "Yappachinos!" She did jazz hands, wearing a smile that was basically just a grimace on her face. (Not a Grimace Shake, unfortunately, but that would have been a far better name.)

There was a smattering of applause.

"So uh-"

"Just drink the freaking smoothies," interrupted Ava, annoyed. "That's all there is to it, Crystal. "

"Yeah…" said Crystal, looking a bit traumatized from the whole experience.

Ava handed out the smoothies. I took mine and analyzed it. It smelled like something you might find in a skibidi toilet.

I swallowed it and immediately started feeling dizzy. What kind of sus among us potion was this? Wait…sus among us? What the sigma? Sigma? Wait…what?

I looked around.

Biana, standing next to me, shook her head in confusion. Her hair hit me in the face.

"What the rizzler!?" I exclaimed.

Biana turned to face me, confused. My face reddened.

"Uh…nothing," I said quickly. Where were these words coming from? And where was I? Last I remembered, I was in my bedroom, by myself, being depressed…and other stuff…but that didn't matter! What mattered was that I didn't remember anything - and now I was speaking cringey slang words? Like what?