Hello everyone I'm back once again to bring you a brand new story; or to be more specific, part 2 of a story that was one of my best stories. So here it is after a decent hiatus; hopefully you enjoy it and with nothing else to say lets begin.
Set in Stone 2: Chapter 1
Uzumaki Compound: With Naruto, Sarada, Tsubaki, Moro and Sasuke
Naruto, Sarada, Tsubaki and Moro's night was nearly wrapped up when a white haired and wounded Sasuke (not the one they killed but another one) appeared from a portal much like how they did and dropped a bomb on them.
According to Sasuke there was another world ending threat that was coming their way and he needed their help; Naruto had his hands balled into fists as he took in a deep breath to calm himself.
"Awww shit… here we go again" Naruto said as he looked at Sasuke "Who do you got so far?"
"A few" Sasuke said "hopefully you all will be enough"; Sasuke then groaned as he fell to the ground still clutching his shoulder wound as the crossbow bolt was still in his shoulder. "Damn, I think I'm bleeding out" Sasuke said as he gritted his teeth "I need Tsunade or Sakura to heal me; can one of you get them?"
"My mothers dead and Lady Tsunade is across the village" Sarada said as she adjusted her glasses and Sasuke went wide eyed.
"Wait what?" Sasuke said surprised.
"Yeah, she's dead as hell; but hey I can heal you" Tsubaki said as she jogged over and kneeled next to Sasuke "I'm the second best medical ninja in the village; my mom is still better than me, but not for long".
"Wait, who are you?" Sasuke asked and Tsubaki gave him a smile.
"I'm Tsubaki Senju; daughter of Tsunade Senju and Jiraya" Tsubaki said giving him a wink.
"Hold up, you're parents are Tsunade and Jiraya?" Sasuke said and Tsubaki nodded; Sasuke then looked over to Sarada and spoke "and what do you mean 'mother'; how is Sakura your mother?"
"Because you and her had a daughter; AKA… me" Sarada said with annoyance "my names Sarada by the way"; to emphasize her point she activated her EMS showing Sasuke she was a true Uchiha.
"I-I-" Sasuke stammered until Tsubaki grabbed the bolt sticking out of his shoulder and snapping the head off "GAAHH!"
"Here comes the crappy part" Tsubaki said as she pulled out the other half of the bolt before pulling out the other half making him shout again.
"GAAAH… damn it" Sasuke groaned as Tsubaki began to seal his wound; Sasuke grit his teeth and began to speak so he could ignore the pain "when I came to this dimension I never expected this".
"Wait, you don't know anything about this dimension?" Moro said as she walked up cautiously "how can you not know?"
"I only know the bare essentials about the dimension I head too; but not the specifics" Sasuke said "I knew in this dimension some people time travel to help their Naruto to stop a bad future from happening; so far I haven't ran into a dimension like this". Tsubaki moved her hands away as the wound was now closed and Sasuke began to roll his shoulder "most of the time it's something simple; a slight change in the time line or to Naruto" he said.
"Like what?" Naruto asked and Sasuke looked at him.
"Like a Naruto with a fire chakra nature, or a Naruto who's left handed" Sasuke said making everyone go wide eyed "some Naruto's are really good with swords, some are really good at taijutsu; I met a Naruto who was born a month early and the Kyuubi attack never happened and a Naruto who never became a ninja". "Sometimes there's psychological and personality differences too" Sasuke said as he got to his feet "most Naruto's are straight but some Naruto's are gay; some Naruto's are dopey blissful idiots while others… like the one who shot me… are full blown psychopaths".
"Well then you're gonna be in for a shock in this dimension; because crap really got out of hand, you see-" Naruto began but the door to the garden open and everyone turned.
Tsume, Hinata and Karin were all standing there in their sleepwear, Hinata and Karin obviously pregnant through their gowns.
"What the hell is going on out here?" Tsume asked as she rubber her eyes "what's with all the yelling and…"; Tsume, Hinata and Karin all went wide eyed as they saw Sasuke standing in the middle of the garden.
"S-S-Sasuke" Hinata said scared out of her mind as she took a step back.
"No way" Karin said adjusting her glasses.
Tsume began to elongate her claws and bare her fangs as she looked at Sasuke and spoke "honey… what's going on?" Tsume said to Naruto and Naruto raised his hands.
"Relax Tsume, it's not what you're thinking" Naruto said trying to calm down the situation "I can explain".
"You should listen to him grandma" Moro said to Tsume who scoffed; Moro then looked to Hinata and spoke "relax mom, he's not a threat to us".
"O-Ok" Hinata said nervously.
"Wait, wait, wait; hold on a second" Sasuke said pausing the conversation "did Tsume call you 'honey'?"; Naruto looked at Sasuke and blushed as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Ummm yeah; we're married… and we have kids" Naruto said and Sasuke's eyes widened before he pointed at Moro.
"And did you call Tsume 'grandma' and Hinata 'mom'?" Sasuke asked and Moro nodded.
"Yeah, Naruto married my grandma, knocked up my mom and is dating me" Moro said scratching her red Inuzuka clan tattoo's in an uncomfortable tic "my father was Kiba Inuzuka and mom over there; but… let's just say, it wasn't a happy family situation".
Sasuke was floored at this and looked to Naruto and spoke "how many girls are you dating?"; Sarada, Tsubaki, Moro, Hinata, Karin and Tsume all raised their hands "Kami above".
"Also I'm engaged to Temari who's pregnant, Karui who has my other kid, Fu, Tayuya, Kin and Yakumo Kurama" Naruto said with pride in his voice "yep, the Uzumaki clan has grown a lot in the last few years".
Sasuke began to rub his temples at this and spoke "can we head inside and talk; I need a full debrief on this?" he asked and Naruto nodded.
"Sure thing" Naruto said before looking at Tsume "hey Tsume, can you put on a pot of coffee; this is probably gonna take a while?"
"I'll probably gonna need some whiskey in mine" Tsume said as she retracted her claws and turned around 'how did my night go to hell in just a few minutes?'
"You should probably tell the others to come here" Sarada said to Naruto "we might need all the help we can get".
"I'll head to the farm and warn Fu and the others" Moro said as she walked over and gave Naruto a kiss on the cheek "be back in a few". Moro made a hand sign and vanished in a swirl of leaves leaving Naruto and the others there to handle Sasuke.
Naruto made a hand sign and spoke "Shadow clone jutsu" he said as three clones appeared "can you guys go get Tsunade, Ino and mom?"
"Sure thing boss" the clones said as they all ran off and Naruto sighed.
"Alright then; let me give you the run down" Naruto said to Sasuke.
Half an hour later; in the dining room
"-And after we killed our Sasuke things kinda settled down" Naruto said as he sat at the table with his girls and Sasuke "Itachi and Konan are running Ame, Temari is in Suna, Karui should be coming back soon from Kumo and Fu, Yakumo, Kin and Tayuya should be on Jugo's farm right now".
Upon finishing the story Sasuke took another sip of his mug of coffee and put it down and began to rub his temples "this is a lot to take in" he said before taking a deep breath "so just to reiterate, Sarada, Tsubaki, Moro and this Ichigo boy came from your future to stop me from taking over the world?"
"Yes" Sarada said with a nod.
"Sarada is my and Sakura's daughter, Tsubaki is Tsunade and Jiraya's daughter, Moro is Hinata and Kiba's daughter and Ichigo is a clone of Kakashi who was killed when the evil me came back and tried to take over the world once more?" Sasuke asked and Tsubaki nodded.
"Yepparoonie" Tsubaki said with a smile.
"Not only that but Itachi is still alive along with Konan, Kushina was brought back to life and Naruto has a harem including every girl in this room?" Sasuke finished and Hinata spoke up.
"Yes that is accurate" Hinata said as she rubbed her stomach "Naruto loves us all equally and treats us with respect; we've been very happy here… despite the odd circumstances".
"I'm not surprised Naruto has married so many women; but I am surprised at the size, I think you have the biggest one so far" Sasuke said surprising Naruto and the others.
"Huh, so you're saying me having multiple wives and girlfriends isn't uncommon?" Naruto asked surprised.
"Three of the Naruto's I recruited to help me are polygamist" Sasuke said "one of them has three wives while the other had eight girlfriends; but looks like you beat them by having a total of twelve".
"But I'm still best girl" Tsubaki said flipping her long blonde hair over her shoulder "I mean look at me, I got my moms body and my dad's perverseness; I'm the total package".
"Yeah a package full of STD's" Karin said and Tsubaki got a tic mark "I mean seriously, you and Naruto are gross; half the crap you do in the bedroom is disturbing".
"Hey, I don't wanna hear that from a chick who likes to get whipped" Tsubaki said making Karin blush and adjust her glasses.
"I have you know that that's completely normal for a couple" Karin said and Sasuke cleared his throat.
"Back on topic" Sasuke said cutting off the argument "well it looks like I may have hit the jackpot on this dimension; not only do I have Naruto, but I also have an Uchiha and younger version of Tsunade… no offense".
"None taken, in fact I'm an upgraded version of my mom" Tsubaki said as she grabbed her breast and lifted them up "One hundred and ten centimeters baby; I knock my mom out of the water". Sarada stood up and bonk'd her on the head making her stumble.
"That isn't important you dumbass; and quit bringing that up it's rude" Sarada scolded and Tsubaki got back up and rubbed her head and grumbled.
Just then there was a knock at the door and it opened up and Kushina and Shizune walked in "alright son, where's the fire?" Kushina said as she walked in wearing her full jonin uniform along with her sword on her back. Upon walking in with Shizune both women stopped and saw Sasuke.
"So you must be Kushina" Sasuke said politely as he could "nice to-"
"HELLS BELLS" Kushina shouted as she pulled out her sword and pointed it at Sasuke "Naruto, you're under a genjutsu; please listen to me and-".
"Mom, relax I'm perfectly fine" Naruto said as he got up and in between Kushina and Sasuke "this isn't Sasuke, well actually he is Sasuke; but not the Sasuke who was trying to kill us".
"Kushina, honey; put the sword down" Shizune said as she grabbed Kushina's hand and began to lower it "let's hear then out; no need to begin another fight".
"Wait… hold up a minute" Sasuke said leaning over and pointing at Kushina and Shizune "are… are you two… umm…"
Kushina put away her sword and huffed "yes, we're a couple, we're lovers and married" Kushina said holding up her ring finger showing off her wedding band "is that a problem?"
Sasuke shook his head "no, no, no, no; no problem at all, just… surprising is all" he said trying to not sound rude 'wow, this dimension is really strange'. No more than a minute later the door opened up again revealing Ino walking in with her sword on her back and a pissed off look.
"I just put Shinji down for the night Naruto; why the hell did you send a clone to pound my door and-" Ino began until she spotted Sasuke and began to reach for her sword "HOLY-".
"He's a completely different Sasuke then the one we fought a few years ago" Naruto said hurriedly and Ino looked at him and Kushina spoke.
"Yeah, I had the same reaction" Kushina said.
"What the hell's going on?" Tsunade said as she walked in rubbing her eyes "I was just about to go home and…"; Tsunade spotted Sasuke and was about to speak when Naruto groaned.
"He's not the same Sasuke, he's from a different dimension and he's here to ask for help" Naruto said tiredly and Tsunade looked at the others who all nodded.
"Of course, why not; I mean why should I be able to go home and spend time with my son" Tsunade said with a false smile as she walked in "what's next, zombies rise from the grave, aliens attack earth, uprising; how about you tell us what's going on so I can go back home".
Tsunade stopped just in front of Sasuke and Sasuke began to feel the malice and anger roll off her "I can assure you Lady Tsunade, this is serious" Sasuke said trying to calm her down "please, all of you take a seat and I will explain my story".
Kushina, Shizune, Tsunade and Ino all took a seat at the table and looked at Sasuke with wariness as he took in a deep breath and began his tale.
"It started after we defeated an entity named Toneri Otsutsuki; Naruto and Hinata defeated him and things seemed to go back to normal" Sasuke said rubbing his face "a few months after the battle a portal from another dimension opened up and Kushina came out of it". Everyone looked to Kushina who was the most surprised out of everyone "Naruto was floored by this and wondered if it was real; and to his surprise it was" he continued until he got a dark look on his face "but then… everything went wrong all at once".
"What happened?" Hinata asked worried.
"The Kushina that came to our dimension attacked Konoha; killing everyone, including Hinata, Sakura, Kakashi… everyone" Sasuke said shocking everyone "I only know about this because Sakura was barely alive when she told me before dying; I was outside the village at the time". "And while she was killing and rampaging through the village she kept saying 'you won't corrupt him' and 'never again, never again'" Sasuke said "she was obviously unhinged and disturbed".
"What happened to me; I mean your 'me'" Naruto asked not believing what he was hearing "I wouldn't just stand there and let people get killed".
"No, you didn't; you fought Kushina" Sasuke said as he ran his hand through his hair "and you lost… no, scratch that; you got your ass handed to you, it wasn't even a close fight". Naruto hearing this was shocked as sat back in his chair "Sakura saw you use your Kurama mode, your sage mode and everything else in your arsenal to fight her; and you couldn't even touch her" he said.
"You're kidding me right?" Sarada asked trying not to sound nervous "right?"
"No… I'm not" Sasuke said "after Naruto was taken we thought it was over, until she came back a little while later, with help". "I'm guessing you don't know about the white Zetsu army?" Sasuke asked and Sarada look to him and spoke.
"After we killed my father we went out and destroyed it; I knew about it because of my fathers history lessons and the fourth great ninja war… thankfully we were able to avoid that" Sarada said and Sasuke nodded.
"How big was it in your history books?" Sasuke asked and Sarada raised an eyebrow.
"Our historians said it was about one hundred thousand strong… why?" Sarada asked and Sasuke scoffed at this.
"When they came to our world… there were MILLIONS" Sasuke said dropping the bomb on them "I'm not talking about an horde or an army; I'm talking about an apocalyptic wave of them, there was literally no end to them". "We didn't have jinchuriki anymore other than Gaara and Bee; we were utterly defenseless" Sasuke said "they rolled across the earth in a matter of months, slaughtering and killing everything in their path; no matter how many we killed they just kept coming". "A world of nearly five billion people… reduced to only one" Sasuke said as he pointed at himself "I'm the last of my world and I don't even know if my Naruto is still alive; Sakura told me Kushina took him after she beat him".
"Fuck me" Naruto said wide eyed.
"Oh my god" Kushina said horrified at what 'she' did; Shizune reached out and grabbed her hand and gave it a gentle squeeze.
"This…this is bad" Karin said holding her stomach.
"And it gets worse" Sasuke said "along with the white Zetsu's, Kushina has also recruited Naruto's from other dimensions to join her"; hearing this silenced the whole room and made everyone's stomachs sink. "Like i said earlier the vast majority of dimensions have a Naruto; but more often than not the Naruto's there are evil or corrupted in some way" Sasuke said "nearly ninety-five percent of Naruto's either turned against the village, destroyed the village or join an organization devoted to evil".
"Like how?" Tsunade asked.
"Two Naruto's I spied on fled after stealing the secret scroll the night of his graduation; one went to Oto and joined Orochimaru and one went to Iwa" Sasuke said and Naruto paled as he remembered the night that happened. That was the night Iruka sensei and Mizuki sensei died "also there was a Naruto who was addicted to drugs, he robbed, raped and murdered women, one joined the Akatsuki, another started a cult; the one who shot me was a serial killer" he said.
"Oh damn" Naruto said covering his mouth.
"There were four Naruto's who came to my world" Sasuke continued "one was a puppet master, one was feral, one was just plain psycho and one wasn't even human anymore; the feral one escaped, I killed the other three".
"Kami above" Naruto said as he buried his face in his hand and took in a deep breath "this is a lot to take in"; Naruto rubbed his face and let out a long and tired breath. "So what are you planning on doing huh?" Naruto asked "you came here to ask for help, then what?"
"Kushina and her forces can't just go wherever they want; there's a linear pattern to the dimensions they have to follow due to the size of the Zetsu army" Sasuke said as he reached out and pulled out a map of the dimensions that were in a straight line. "This dimension is almost at the middle, the one at the actual middle is a dimension where we can fight at" Sasuke said as he pointed at the dimension on the map "that dimension is where the earth suffered a catastrophic event that killed all life on earth, it's now a desert world void of all life". "My plan is to use an army to hold them there while we, the strongest Naruto's I can find and their allies go in and kill Kushina in her personal dimension" Sasuke said and Naruto and the others nodded.
"So how am I one of the strongest; I mean are there stronger Naruto's than me?" Naruto asked and Sasuke nodded.
"Yes there are; but the reason I'm picking you is simple, you're much more advanced that the standard Naruto's" Sasuke said making Naruto raise an eyebrow "most Naruto's are not as powerful as you because their training took longer". "But since you started training a lot earlier due to Sarada and the others coming to the past…" Sasuke said and Sarada picked up what he was saying.
"We got him stronger in a shorter period of time" Sarada said and Sasuke nodded.
"Yes, you were able to get him to master the Kyuubi's chakra and most of the ninja arts when he was a child rather than a late teenager; another reason is because of you and your friends" Sasuke said pointing at Sarada and Tsubaki "some people are only limited to one universe; so there are powerful individuals who are allied to Naruto who are extremely rare".
"Like who, may I ask?" Tsubaki asked and Sasuke looked at her.
"Well…" Sasuke said.
Meanwhile in another dimension: with Mamushi (OC from Virtue and Venom)/ I don't own the scene Marvel does (Deadpool and Wolverine)
A beautiful young woman with long black hair, pale skin, snake like silver eyes and a large three bladed scythe on her back was digging up a grave in the middle of nowhere.
"Only you…can make this world seem right" Mamushi sang and she dug up another shovelful of dirt as she tried to reach the bottom of the grave 'haha, these people are so stupid'. 'This Naruto had all nine biju in his belly and they think he can just die; that's dumb' Mamushi thought with a smile as she shoveled more dirt 'they don't know anything about biju chakra, it can heal you, and make you into a giant Kaiju; there's no way that-".
Mamushi stabbed her shovel into the dirt once more and hit something, she looked closer and saw it was a human skull; she wiped way some of the dirt with her hands and saw that the person was wearing an orange and black kimono that was partially destroyed. After a few more minutes of wiping away dirt the full skeleton of that dimensions Naruto was clearly visible.
'So… this is the strongest Naruto on our list; our best hope to stop the apocalypse… cool' Mamushi thought with a twitching smile as she gripped her shovel with both hands and raised it up into the air.
"DAMN IT!" Mamushi shouted as she swung the shovel down at Naruto's skeleton hitting the skill and shattering it "SON OF A….BITCH!"; Mamushi swung the shovel around and knocked over the grave stone before snapping the shovel over her knee and splitting it on half. "GRAAAAH… MOTHER FUCKER!" Mamushi shouted into the air "MY DIMENSION IS FU-"
Back to the original dimension
"Mamushi trying the strongest Naruto on our list" Sasuke said "this Naruto has all nine biju in his body; and I'm sure with him joining out group he'll be a vital asset".
"Nine Biju, wow that sounds awesome" Naruto said impressed "and I can't wait to meet this Mamushi girl; she sounds nice".
"She's… interesting" Sasuke said with a nervous hitch in her voice 'I probably shouldn't mention that she asked me and 'her' Sasuke for a threesome'.
"So why is she helping you; I mean what's in it for her?" Shizune asked and Sasuke looked at her and spoke.
"Her Naruto got taken" Sasuke said making Shizune gasp "while Kushina and her army does the majority of the damage; the other Naruto's she recruited go to further dimensions and kidnap Naruto's and bring them to her". "She came with me to get her Naruto back; her 'Sasuke' wanted to come too but she convinced him to stay behind to protect the village and Naruto's kids" Sasuke said "besides, she's the second strongest person in that universe just behind 'her' Naruto".
"What are they doing with all the Naruto's?" Tsume asked "I mean there has to be a reason behind it".
"I honestly have no idea" Sasuke said shaking his head "all I know is that if this doesn't end, then the cycle of violence won't stop; and Kushina will continue to ravage worlds for all eternity".
There was a long silence that echoed in the room until Naruto spoke up "I'm in" Naruto said and everyone looked at him "I can't sit by and let more people get hurt".
"Count me in too" Sarada said grabbing Naruto's hand "I won't let you handle this alone".
"Same here" Tsubaki said hopping up from her chair with her hands on her hips "this bitch sounds like she needs a smack down".
"I want to come too" Kushina said raising her hands and shocking everyone "I-I don't know why this 'me' is hurting people; but I know it has to stop".
Sasuke smiled and nodded "thank you" he said.
"We should probably wait for Moro to get here with Fu, Tayuya, Kin and Yakumo" Naruto said to Sasuke "we can probably take some of them with us too; the bigger the number the more-".
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
A loud explosion rocked the house and nearly deafened everyone as they all jumped up; off in the other side of the house Naruto's children Jugo, Marin and Kodaka began to scream and cry.
"Oh god" Tsume said and Naruto looked at her and spoke.
"Tsume, Shizune, mom" Naruto said gaining their attentions "stay here protect the kids, Hinata and Karin".
"Ok" Tsume said as she ran up and gave him a kiss before running off down the hall.
"Be safe Naruto" Hinata said giving him a hug and a kiss.
"You better come back" Karin said as she did the same.
"I will, just stay safe" Naruto said and both of his pregnant girls walk off with both Kushina and Shizune following behind them.
"I need to get back to my son" Ino said as she shot up.
"Just go" Naruto said as Ino ran out of the house while drawing her sword.
"Follow me" Tsunade said as she led Naruto, Sarada, Tsubaki and Sasuke out the door and into the streets of Konoha.
Naruto, Sarada, Tsubaki, Tsunade and Sasuke all ran towards the origin of the explosion; the Hokage tower was in a flaming pile of rubble and several surrounding buildings were on fire as well.
"Damn, maybe it was a good thing that your clone came and got me" Tsunade said as she looked at the burning mess that used to be her office.
"Who the hell could've done this?" Naruto said as he ran with the rest of the group.
Konoha outskirts: With Moro, Fu, Tayuya, Kin and Yakumo
Moro was leading the group from the farm back to Konoha in order to fill them in on what was going on; when she mentioned Sasuke the girls went up in arms but she calmed them down.
"So Sasuke is back, but it's not the Sasuke who was trying to kill us?" Fu asked Moro who nodded.
"Yeah, and he has white hair too; it's so freakin' strange" Moro said explaining what was going on back at Naruto's "I have no idea what's going on, but apparently it might be a universe ending calamity".
"Fucking perfect" Tayuya groaned as she walked next to Kin "just when I thought we saved this dust ball of a planet; now we have to deal with this shit".
"I knew we weren't lucky enough to escape trouble" Kin said with a sigh.
"Hey guys, cheer up" Yakumo said trying to lighten the mood "we saved the world once; we can do it again".
Before Moro could speak a scent caught her nose "huh?" Moro said as she looked forward and spoke "Naruto, what're you doing out here?"; everyone looked surprised as they looked up the dark road and a future slipped out from the shadows.
Naruto appeared and Moro was about to speak once again but paused; Naruto looked at them with an angry glare in his blue eyes. Also Naruto was wearing a large black trench cloak and his haircut was different; he now had slicked back undercut that looked strange to them.
"Tsk… orientals" 'Naruto' said in a strange accent "mein gott… what was der Fuhrer thinking".
"Umm… Naruto?" Fu asked a little afraid.
"That's not Naruto" Moro said as she and the others got into their taijutsu stances.
"You are right, for an untermenschlich you are quite perceptive" 'Naruto' said as he tossed aside his black trench cloak and revealed his cloths underneath; he wore a strange camouflage jacket with two large symbols on the collar, a skull with crossbones and two 'SS' symbols on the other. He wore pants the same type of camo along with web gear that had multiple stick grenades and what appeared to be two strange looking swords on his sided.
Naruto pulled out both of his swords, the swords were both three feet long with thing narrow blades that looked to be only good for thrusting; Naruto stabbed one of the swords on the ground and pulled out a gas mask. Naruto put it on and grabbed one of the grenades from his belt and pulled the pin one handed; Naruto tossed the grenade towards the group as it began to smoke.
"FOR THE GLORY OF THE REICH!" Naruto shouted as he ran towards them.
"Move" Moro shouted as the group scattered as the grenade went off and a poison cloud of smoke covered the area.
Back in Konoha: with Naruto, Sarada, Tsubaki, Sasuke and Tsunade
Naruto and his group arrived on the scene of the Hokage tower and saw dozens of dead bodies and scattered body parts lying all over the place "oh my god" Sarada said holding her hand to her mouth.
"What kind of monster could do this?" Tsubaki said her anger rising.
"HAHAHAHA" came a laugh and everyone turned and was shocked; Naruto, a different Naruto was sitting on the edge of a building. He was wearing a black muscle shirt, orange pants and a web belt with ten large pouches on it.
"That would be me sexy" the other Naruto said "just thought I'd wake you up and get your ears ringing".
"Who the fuck do you think you are asshole?" Naruto shouted and the other Naruto laughed maniacally.
"I'm an artist dipshit; and I'm here to spread my work" the other Naruto said as he got to his feet "and I'm here to capture you and bring you back to 'Mom'"; the other Naruto used air quotes for this. "But… to be fair; she didn't say in what condition to bring you back in" the other Naruto said.
"Well guess what dick face; I'm not going to go with you" Naruto said pointing at him "so you better say your prayers; cuz I'm gonna beat the brakes off you".
"Like I said; I'm an artist" the other Naruto said as he reached into his pouches "and art…"; he pulled his hands out of the pouches and opened his palms, revealing several small white clay birds. "IS AN EXPLOSION" the other Naruto shouted as he threw the birds into the air and they poof'd into smoke; the birds grew in size and began to fly towards Naruto and his group.
"MOVE" Naruto shouted as he and the other all scattered as the birds closed the distance and exploded.
Ok first chapter is done; I hope you all enjoy it. So yeah there's a 'Nazi Naruto' and a 'Deidera inspired Naruto'; why would I make it easy for them, it's only the first chapter. This story has been a long time in the making; so I do hope this takes off. If you enjoyed it please like, comment and share with your friends; and until next time bye.