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Damned Ones' Guardian

(Pride, Magne Castle)

"Ah, my little princess has come to visit daddy at work!" Lucifer grinned as he rose from his seat to greet the young Princess that his knockout of a wife birthed only a few years ago.

"Puppy!" An elated giggle emerged from the small Hellborn as she ran past her father to the short blond that was standing to the side with a bored look on his face. Yellow and blue eyes glanced down at the Princess that reached for him. The princess giggled and started to jump. "Puppy! Up! Up puppy! Puuuuuuppy!"

"Baby? Why, I-but I'm right here!" Lucifer pouted. The toddler highborn Hellborn ignored him and whined at the being in front of her. A twitch started in his left eye. Lucifer growled and ground his teeth together before a single hand on his shoulder had him look up at the damned soul that dared–! Lilith gave him a knowing smile and he felt his shoulders sink. He calmed down with a very rough exhale and rubbed his face. "Fuckin–! Naruto, just...just pick her up before she starts crying."

"You're the boss, Luce." Naruto drawled as he picked her up...by the collar of her dress. Lucifer was going to have a fucking aneurysm and it would be his stupid best friend's fault. The princess giggled and reached for his face, stubby little fingers curling with each attempted grab.

"Puppy! Puppy!"

"...Lucifer, you must let her enjoy him in the sanctuary of our home." Lilith sighed. Lucifer groaned.

"Fuckin, Dad Dammit! Naruto, drop the disguise."

"Fucking finally." Naruto groaned as he reverted to his semi-true form. The Hellhound-like fox shook himself and his fur poofed out before he properly cradled the young Princess. With a wagging tail, he grinned down at her as she grabbed onto his muzzle, which limited his lips' movement. "Herro, Charrie."

"Puppy!" Lucifer's little Angel giggled gleefully at the giant orange canidae-based demon. Ugh, she couldn't be a cat person? Or, better yet, into ducks? This had to be some cruel joke on his Dad's part. "I wove you!"

"Aww! Thank you! I love you, too, Charlie!" Naruto chuckled until her lips pressed to his nose. He glanced at the trembling, red-faced Lucifer and pulled the princess away from his face. Oh, as if that was going to save him! This-this-this furry bastard was pushing his luck! "Calm down before you have a stroke or something. It's just a phase, Luce."

"Yes!" His teeth hurt from the smile he was forcing across his face. "Yes, it is! Of course it is! Because I'm amazing! Why – why wouldn't she love me?!"

"It would help if you watched her from time to time instead of leaving Naruto to do so." Lilith smiled serenely at him. He rounded on his foot to say something to her and then saw the gleam in her tired, tired eyes. "Since, after all, actually running Hell or the Sins is beneath you. You have all the free time you want. You should spend some of it with. Your. Daughter."

"...I...Don't want to be accused of having favorites?"

"You won't be." Both his wife and his old friend snorted at the thought. Which, frankly? Rude.

"Alright, alright, I'll watch Charlie for a bit. Why don't you go lie down for a while?"

"Sure...Just as soon as you get your daughter away from the guard dog." Lilith smirked at him.

Lucifer pursed his lips and looked back at his daughter, who was now babbling intently at Naruto. The big guy had the decency to pretend to be enraptured by her story...wait a fuckin' second, that face of fake intrigue looked kind of familiar...No, he can't think about that right now. It'll just make him mad. He looked back at Lilith, who arched a brow.

"Well?" She crossed her arms. "Go on, its just our daughter."

"...I mean, can't I take over after he, y'know, tuckers her out?" He asked. "She looks really happy. Stupid dog, making me look bad."

"Well, that's because he's taken care of her for almost half the time I have. You've always been 'too busy' with your own thing whenever I had a meeting to attend or a concert to practice for," Lilith said as she narrowed her eyes down at him. He shifted his weight and faltered for an excuse not to become the 'bad' guy to his little girl. His wife sighed and rubbed her face. "Lucifer, love, please just swallow your pride about this. One instance of being the 'bad guy' will not ruin her opinion of you. If you want her to spend time with you willingly, you need to spend time with her alone. Now. Before she starts to think Naruto is her father."

"But he's fuckin not! He doesn't look anything like her!"

"When he's not in his disguise, you're absolutely right."

"...He's not going to be able to be in disguise in the castle anymore, is he?" Lucifer groaned. It was bad enough having the lummox follow him like a shorter shade.

"Unless you want Charlie to start calling him 'daddy', dear." his wife teased with another coy smirk.

"Ugh, don't ever use that term for him again. Talk about an instant trip to Barfsville, babe." Lucifer rubbed his stomach and sighed. "Alright, fine. Brace yourself, I'm about to be a total asshole to my daughter."

"Knock her dead, love." Lilith snorted at his back as he stormed over to where Naruto stood, with Charlie in his arms. The large fiend tore his eyes away from the toddler and grinned. Ears perked, tail wagging...what the fuck was that about?

"Look who it is, Charlie!" He gasped facetiously and turned the toddler around to look at Lucifer, who immediately locked eyes with his daughter. The giggling girl smiled a nearly fully-toothed smile at him and he felt his empty heart swell. "It's daddy!"

"DAAA!" Charlie reached for him this time! Ha! Lilith owed him a blowjob, he totally had this in the bag. Lucifer grinned and took his little girl, his precious creation and held her close as she cooed at him. She fussed and shifted in his arms a bit as Naruto strode away.

"I'm going for a walk, have fun with Charlie, Luce! Later Lil!"

"I'll be napping when you get back!" Lilith called after the hound-like demon before she smiled at Lucifer. "Well, it seems I'm wrong."

"Pfft, obviously! Charlie knows who Daddy is, don't you, Char-Char? Yes you do, yes you do!" Lucifer cooed at his baby girl, who giggled when he started to kiss her face. He opened his mouth to brag just a bit more before Charlie's face twisted into a grimace. What was–?

Pffffffffft

"...Oh...Goddammit." Lucifer turned his head and retched. "Oh, that's foul!"

"Ah, there's the peas kicking in. She must've farted while Naruto was holding her. No wonder he ran." Lilith hummed and then yawned as Charlie started to cry. "Well, I'm off for my nap. Wake me in a few hours, or a week, or a month, I don't care. Night, my loves!"

"Wait! Wait, Lil, what do I do?! How do I handle this?! Lil! LILITH!"

(Greed, Factory District)

Imps were rarely intimate with others outside of their species, and Hellhounds were very more conservative like that, but the Incubi and Succubi of Lust had no qualms about crossing taboos that even the rulers of Hell deemed a step too far. Hence why he was in Greed.

It was just supposed to be a routine welfare check on an adopted Hellhound in the rundown corner of the Factory District. He had met with the Incubus, Ale, and kindly declined the standard proposition, and asked about the Hellhound Pup, Sammy. Supposedly, Ale had found the puppy curled up by a restaurant heater while he was walking down the streets of Greed after a hard night at work. He brought the pup in and nursed him back to health, while showing him how to repair and play instruments. Apparently Sammy was gifted in regards to music, picking up playing as if born with it, and Ale, who wasn't too shabby himself, decided to make it a more permanent arrangement by adoption.

Queen Bee, normally, would have just signed off on it with a flick of a finger, but since the incident with Maureen's situation came to her attention, she had done some investigations whenever she wasn't sleeping off the highs from her parties. Apparently, a good quarter million Hellpups were running around all of Hell, unregistered or alone. Rounding up the stray packs wasn't hard for any demon, but getting them to go back to Gluttony without a fight or protest? That was a hard sell, even for Bee.

Enter Naruto's job: Search and Rescue. He would find a Hellhound, either aged out or still a pup, and talk to them, and whoever was caring for them, before he would make a decision on what to do. Most of the time, all he needed to achieve was to get the answers that were needed to sort out what the Hounds owed and what they were owed, which of the missing were still alive and which had been given dirt naps. Most of the older investigations, those ten years and such on, ended with the latter being the fate. There were a few that had 'happier' endings for the canid Hellborn, like the one he was on now.

It was the fact that the little golden retriever puppy was happy and his coat had a nice sheen to it helped sell the belief that there were no shenanigans going on between the two, and that what they had was a genuine thing. Ale loved Sammy like a son, and Sammy was happy with his new father. Naruto signed off on the adoption in their stead and left them with a card, which promised that if anything happened he'd be there to help.

It was after he left the pair that one of the alarms of the industrial factory plants started to sound. A smokestack, long overdue for repair, but not due to the potential cost of such a thing, had long disastrous cracks rising up it. It tilted and fell toward the factory, where hundreds of the underpaid, overworked denizens of Greed would meet their end.

Well, Naruto thought at the time as he ran towards the massive hazard. My job title is 'Search and Rescue'.

Golden light flickered about his orange coat before he launched himself like a rocket at the smokestack. If he hit it too hard, he'd risk shattering the crumbling tower and causing more destruction and unnecessary deaths. He tested the buoyancy of the air under the pads of his feet and used a bastardized version of water walking to help him 'fly' – some stupid rule of physics in Hell meant wings were absolutely required for flight, which is the only reason Naruto had to resort to empowered leaps, Ring-Slips, or his blinding speed to get around as far as he did – and direct himself to the best place to hold back the smokestack so the workers could evacuate.

He caught the pillar of stone and metal in two hands, holding it back with as much of his own strength that he could and straining not to lose any part of it.

"The fuck is that?!"

"Get a camera on that thing!"

"I'mma make a mint selling this to the news!"

"Fuck you are! I will!"

On second thought, maybe he should let some of Greed's demons get squashed. It would teach them a lesson...ugh, but there was the whole cycle of misery that would undoubtedly follow. Glowing blue eyes narrowed and his lip curled as he was torn by his personal beliefs and his growing annoyance. His frustration at his own indecision started to grow the longer he held the stone-made smokestack up. The cracks started to shift and he knew that something had to give, either his morals or the old stonework.

Damn my conscience! It's the worst fucking thing I have! Naruto snarled as the weight of the stones forced him to adjust everything inside of him so he didn't break the stupid pillar.

"It's my money-making shot!"

"No, it's mine!"

"Mine!"

"No, mine!

"For the love of everything Evil! Shut the fuck up and run for your ungrateful lives!" He roared down at the waiting demons. They were still and silent for all of one second before they started arguing again. His left eye twitched and his lip curled. "I have to do fucking everything! ...They're so goddamn lucky I'm so fucking nice."

His teeth bared in a snarl and the weight of the falling soul-stone crafted smokestack started to make his muscles hurt. Soul-stone, fun fact, was not made of souls; it was named that way because demons had a crude sense of humor. The material actually pulled on the nearest form of energy to bind itself together, and the stronger that energy it was physically touching was, the heavier it was. Still, despite that, he closed his eyes and moulded the energy within himself as he always did since he was a human and twelve.

In three clouds of smoke, his Clones appeared. They gave him disgruntled looks and he glared back at them.

"I don't love it either, but there's plenty more demons that are still trying to get clear! Move, assholes!" He barked at the trio. The three clones rolled their eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever Boss."

"Someone needs another fuck session."

"I dunno, I don't think that the solo shit really helps him much. Maybe if he got another of Bee's hot Party Pups to join in?"

"Or, consider...Charlie's of age now–"

"Eww." "Dude, that's like going after Sarada. You're gross."

"Would you idiots just go?!" Naruto barked as he struggled against the steadily increasing weight of the soul-stone structure. The longer he held it up, the harder it became to keep it from falling. The clones shot off in golden blurs and cleared out the factory in record time. He waited until the last clone dispelled before he dared pull one hand away from the smokestack and balled it into a fist.

The roar that accompanied Naruto's thrown punch had all of his frustration – at the demons that were too stupid to move, at himself for being too caring, and at Hell itself for having such stubborn fucking material making it up – behind it. The blow knocked the smokestack hard enough to alter its falling trajectory and knock it into the polluted waters of Greed. His chest heaved as he dropped down to the ground and looked up at the massive fifty foot wave coming from the furthest of the impact. He huffed out one last breath before he closed his eyes.

"I absolutely, positively, fucking hate this god damned Ring." Naruto grumbled before he was swallowed by the rushing waters.

(Gluttony, Bee's Mansion)

"Fucking Satan! I'm getting so sick of his stupid fucking meetings," Bee groaned as she walked back into her mansion. It was large and clean, as if there wasn't a bitching party just the night before and the same thing wouldn't reoccur tonight. She'd send a memo out to the traditional first arrivers later, right now she just wanted to decompress and unwind a bit. Maybe get some good snugs in – the smell of freshly brewed coffee drew her toward the kitchen.

A note sat on a pot sitting on a low set burner.

'Turn the oven off, then drink.

I'm not fixing more fire damage before tonight.

Be home by four,

Love, N'

"Aww, Gummy Bear! Such a sweetie." Bee giggled and used one hand to turn the burner off before she snagged the coffee her boyfriend had made for her. She gulped it down in seconds flat and then ate it and the note. She rubbed her stomach and sighed. "Mm-mm, he's always leavin' such yummy treats for me to snack on. Now, what to do for...two hours? Two hours." She nodded as she looked at the clock, then rubbed her chin. "Remix a beat? Nah, don't feel it. Churn some honey? Eh, I'm good for now...T.V.? ...Yeah, I could go for some T.V."

A satisfied smile remained on her face as she licked her lips and floated to the television room, stripping off her official Sin regalia as she did. Once in the buff, Bee conjured up a bowl of popping popcorn kernels and collapsed on the L-shaped sofa in front of the ninety-three inch flatscreen. The remote flew to her hand with but a thought and she clicked it on.

"Bitch Boi, Bitch Boi, wherefore art thou, my easy Bitch Boi?"

"Seen it." Bee deadpanned and clicked off.

"This weekend, one night only! Fresh off The Breakup Tour, Verosika Mayday is having an open performance at Ozzie's! Bring your friends, bring your lovers, bring your parents! It's an open orgy for all! Only this weekend!"

"Yeah, V said something about that. Maybe I could drag Gummy Bear to that...I'd really have to sell it to him, though. Maybe some choice head would convince him," Bee mused as she tossed a handful of popcorn into her mouth and clicked up to the next channel.

Four shows she'd already watched had reruns on so those were no-gos. There was the typical infomercial marathon that Pride's inhabitants had to suffer; sometimes something funny or actually useful would get slipped in. The Annual Puppy Brawl had its ads running and the past three decades' worth of events were being aired, which, eh, Bee had seen them already. After that was a plethora of porn channels, adverts for knock off products and then all the news channels.

Hold up, she knows that set of abs.

Bee's ears perked and she sat up as she went back three channels to the Greed Newscast. She grinned once she did.

"Oh, fuck yes. Free softcore from Greed!"

Dripping wet with a disgruntled frown on his rideable face and wringing his shirt out a few feet ahead of the onsite reporter making their way towards him – huh, one of Mam's factories' smokestacks collapsed? Hope its not the one that makes the bottles for her booze – was her fine ass, orange-coated beau. The footage cut to him intervening as the stack started to fall, holding it at bay for a good five minutes before he made his 'brothers' appear and zip around to get bickering Greed inhabitants out. It cut back to studio as the Greed Newscasters started to speculate over this new Demon and whether he was actually a demon or some sort of Sinner with a work around.

Idiots. No wonder they kept that dumb clown in power. Still...Free softcore.

"Fuckin' killin' it, Gummy Bear," Bee said with a grin as one of her four hands drifted down south to finger her honeypot and another shoveled some more popcorn into her mouth. She gulped that clawful down with a grin on her face as he begrudgingly turned to the reporter that badgered him for answers. "Mm, fuckin' rockin your world when you get home tonight, baby. Bet on it."

"...And why did you do something so...selfless for your fellow Greed–?"

"I didn't do it for them. I did it for anyone that might care about them, and if they don't have that? Then they got fucking lucky, no more no less." Naruto shut down the notion he was 'selfless', even though he absolutely was.

No lie, Queen Bee loved that her newest consort was sugary sweet, chewy and tough! It's why she called him her 'Gummy Bear'. On top of that, Naruto was so good with her Sweetest Vibe-granting Hellpups, he had a killer bod, dirt on Lucifer he never hesitated to share when asked, and he was skilled enough to not just keep up with her in bed, but also leave her thoroughly satisfied and wanting for more. Not to mention exactly how creative he was with his abilities.

He clones himself and can change his form to look like any sentient being in existence! ...I can have my own private orgy and fulfil any fantasy and NOT cheat! It's the ultimate package! Bee giggled to herself as she watched her lover get interrogated by the Greedy Newscaster.

"So are you a Greed Native or are you–?"

"Bitch, do I look like a Greedy fuck? No, I'm from Pride. Natural born, too, so don't anyone freak out about one of those Sinners running amok. Again." Her beau huffed and rolled his eyes. Bee snorted – that was a fun week for her; Naruto had been so stressed he'd pushed her to her sexual limit to the point that she couldn't walk for a day, which was a first for her – and tossed back another bite of popcorn. Her boyfriend let his arms rest on his hips, showing off that sexy ass chest that rivaled fuckin' Satan's, as he growled at the reporter. "But...I've travelled across Hell and frankly, Gluttony feels most like home to me. I dunno, I guess Queen Bee just gets it."

"What does Queen Bee have to do with anything?"

"Well, we're dating, for one thing...Shit, I definitely shouldn't have said that. Hey, that camera's not live, right?" He asked before his ears drooped when the camera-demon nodded, the camera bobbing with the motion. Bee laughed as Naruto worked his mouth for a moment. "Oh...It is? Great...Yeah, no, this interview is over."

His fur lit up in that hot gold shit that she couldn't eat, even when she tried to – another fucking first, and one that made her boyfriend way more interesting than he was before, and he was plenty interesting before then – before he crouched down and launched himself up, up and away. Running like a scared pup with his tail between his legs. From the media. Oh, she was never letting him live this down.

Yes, Bee was so, so fucking happy with her immortal life right now. So happy that when her phone rang, she answered it without looking at the caller. She could've avoided so much tinnitus if she had bothered to look.

"Bitch, when the fuck were you going to tell me you got a new fuck buddy with a body like that?!" Verosika's sharp snap had Bee jerk away from the phone. She opened her mouth to counter when the little pop star continued. "Shit, I was about to introduce you to my new bodyguard! He's your type, big, beefy and a Hellhound–"

"Okay, V, there's a few things wrong with your little 'scheme' to get free Beelzejuice on the reg." She smirked at the muffled curse that came over the line before she continued. "One, who I decide to fuck is absolutely none of your business." Sure, she normally shared anything she wanted, whenever she wanted because life was too short – or rather the lives of those around her were too short – but she wanted to keep her Gummy Bear on the down low a bit longer. Apparently, though, Verosika watched Greed's News Team Five and now Bee needed to keep an ear out for anyone else that might do the same. She threw more popcorn into her mouth and swallowed the bites down. "Two, my 'type' is summed up in one word: Yes. Three, you could still be a decent fuckin' friend and introduce me to him. Or you could get me a pair of VIP Black-Lace tickets off Ozzie for your show this weekend, bring your pup along then."

"Fair and fine. Ozzie's been a bit distracted lately, though. Any idea what's up with that?"

"Not a fuckin' clue." Bee snorted as she reclined on her couch again. She stretched three of her arms up while the forth dismissed the bowl in her lap. She paused mid-stretch and tapped her chin. "Although, he did act a little weird at today's meeting...kind of zonked, like he was on something. I almost thought Bel gave him some of her ditz-mix, but he was still too…"

"Flaming homo?"

"Flaming homo." Bee nodded before they both burst into snickers. When Ozzie got excited, he got excited and all the gay flew about him. It always rankled Satan, but the dude was a trigger-happy nut anyway. Hm, maybe for the best she didn't try to get with him? ...Eh, she'd just make that a Sinsmas request for her from her G-Bear. A click of the door latch had her ear twitch and she grinned.

Think of the demon and he shall appear! Bee floated up and off of her couch. "Hey, V, I gotta go, something just showed up."

"Did your stud get back from Greed? Wait, what was he doing there anyway?"

"Later, bitch!" Bee teased as she hung up and ate the phone in a single gulp. She could always retrieve it with a thought later. Once that was done, she floated out to the main hall where, sure enough, her boyfriend was in the midst of stripping his funky ass-smelling garments from his still damp fur. What, did he decide to take a dip in Greed? Why? Greed's water was almost as bad as Envy's! Almost.

Still, she could deal with the funky smell. She grinned and quietly flew up behind him.

"...Gonna have to incinerate 'em, not gonna be able to wash that shit out. Dammit, I fuckin' liked these pants," Naruto said to himself with a frown as he scratched the back of his head. With him so focused on his lost cause of clothing, Bee struck fast and quick, like the very Earth creature she inspired the big man upstairs to make. All four of her arms managed to wrap around his tree trunk-sized torso from behind and she pushed her lips into his marked cheek.

Ew, that was like getting a mouthful of Greed's water! Ugh, the taste of her boyfriend was barely noticeable. His Vibes, however, more than made up for it.

Their funky foul mood flipped on the spot to be replaced with the sweet, sugary vibes of Joy, Surprise, Elation and another she wasn't totally ready to admit tasting yet. Because that would mean she recognized it and returned it. Still, she pulled her lips back and grinned at him when his lovely blue eyes met her red.

"Hey, Gummy Bear. Have a nice swim?"

"Bee! Sweet fuck, you scared me." He lied even as he turned where he stood to wrap his arms around her. Bee grinned, her boyfriend was a sweet fuckin' goofball. She could tell the lie wasn't meant to be malicious, given the Adoration his Vibes saturated the air with as he looked at her. His hand cupped her cheek and tilted her head up so he could put his lips to hers.

Mm, yep, even with that gnarly ass Greed water tainting his fur and lips, Naruto tasted divine. Salty and Sweet, like that simple noodle dish he was obsessed with. The Sin of Gluttony smiled into the kiss as her upper arms latched around his head and the lower wrapped around his neck. Her legs hooked onto his hips and, hello there, Mr. Appreciation! That thick hunk of meat felt very hot and very ready for her.

"Need to shower." He muttered around their deepening kiss.

"You know the way." She mumbled back, not willing to break away from him. She had a craving and she needed it fulfilled. Maybe he just needed a kick in the rear. "Or you want me to fly you?"

"Tempting." Naruto chuckled as he pulled his lips away. Rude, she wasn't done enjoying those yet. His hands held onto her rear and his claws kneaded into her flesh in the way that she liked. "But I need the walk. Good meeting?"

Annnd party pooper Naruto was back. Boo.

"Babe, why?" Bee groaned and rested her head on his shoulder as he walked toward the first floor's master bathroom. "I was all hot and ready for you, you could've just gotten started right here!"

"Yeah, not while I smell like I drank out of Mammon's toilet," he said dryly. Ugh, damn him for making a good point, but she wouldn't admit it. She huffed and played with the crinkly dry fur on his chest as she let him carry her.

"Why do you smell like that?"

"One of the Soul-Stone smokestacks–"

"Oh, I know that part." She cupped his muzzle and pulled herself up to kiss his cheek again. She grinned as his ears folded back and he grumbled. "You're too sweet for Hell, Gummy Bear. Saving a bunch of that clown's wage slaves, I don't think many demons would do that."

"Yeah, I know. Kind of hate myself for it." He admitted with a frown. She flicked his nose and he yelped. "Hey, wh–?"

"No pity parties in my house, Naruto. It fucks with the Vibes in the wrong way." Bee chided him before she tilted her head. "So, big hero moment aside, why are you all wet?"

"I was in the splash zone after the stack hit the water." He grumbled. Bee arched her eyebrow and he didn't meet her eyes. "It was Soul-Stone, Bee, I was sore from holdin' it up after five fuckin' minutes."

"Oh, I gotcha." Bee nodded before she grinned and cradled his head before she kissed that biteable jawline. "Still, you're such a big fuckin' hero, Gummy Bear. Bet the puppies who saw that will have so many choice Vibes when they see you again."

"Bee, about that interview–"

"Nuh-uh. It's too late! We're out there." Bee grinned as she held his shoulders and pushed her nose up against his. Her eyelids went half-lidded as she leered across his deliciously long muzzle to look into those pretty blue and golden eyes. "We can go out and tear up the town together all we want now."

"I thought you were okay with being low-key?"

"Oh, I am. I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks, you know that." Bee caressed his jaw and stole another kiss as they stopped outside the master bath. When their lips parted again, she snuck a parting lick up the cleft of his muzzle-lips that always got his blood pumping. "And it's not like Lucifer watches Greed News regularly. He's really the only one that would be able to break us up."

"Nah. I wouldn't let him." Naruto smirked and clacked his teeth just outside of her nose. Ooh, a flirt! Gummy Bear was really horny. Bee grinned and felt her Vibes shift as she ground her wet mound against the rod that's been poking into her on and off with every other step. Her claws kneaded into the back of his head and shoulders, parting the crusty damp furs of his coat, as she pushed the tip of her nose into his.

"You need a shower, Gummy Bear. And I'm gonna be your loofah."

"You are so fuckin' weird, Bee." He chuckled as he opened the bathroom door and carried her in with him even as he pushed his lips into hers. Bee grinned as his tongue pressed against her teeth and asked for entrance. Oh fuck yes! She moaned as their kiss deepened and the bathroom door clicked shut.

Queen Bee might just actually fucking love this sweet dumbass.

AN: I think that's a good place to end it for now. Decent length, one day after the first chapter...Now, onto the semi-christmas special for one of the others! ...Eh. I shouldn't promise that.

Too late.

Deuces all