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Dutiful Obliging Gent

(Pride, Happy Hotel)

She'd known upon waking up that morning that something amazing would happen today!

...Okay, so she didn't really know, it was just a 'gut feeling' as her 'Bruncle' Naru often put it. Well, alright, he was technically neither her older brother or uncle, but he was old enough to be either so as her seven year old mind saw it, why not just call him both? So, Bruncle Naru he became...even if in the depths of her mind she would still call him her 'Up-Puppy'.

A part of the princess lamented the loss of that connection with her family's loyal guardian, she had so many happy memories to draw on regarding the adventures she and 'Up-Puppy' went on. It felt as if a gap grew between them ever since Mom told her that she had to stop calling him 'Puppy' – because whenever she called him that when he looked like them, he was supposed to be undercover or doing something for Dad (which by the way was so fucking cool Charlie couldn't ever put it into words) – she started calling him 'Bruncle'. He always got such a confused look on his fuzzy face whenever she called him that...

"Brother or Uncle, kid, it's not both. Look, even just Naruto is fine. I'd rather that than have your Dad come after me because he got paranoid. Again." Bruncle Naru crossed his arms as he glared at the portrait of the family, specifically the portion that had her father's face plastered on it. "Like that time he got all pissed because I lasted longer in bed during that threeway…Er, you didn't hear that, okay? Let's go get some candy or something! Yeah! What? …Um, ask your Da–No, don't do that. Uh, ask your mother what a threeway is. Later in life. When you're, like, a hundred and fifty."

Of course, well into her teens, she harbored a secret fondness for his reaction to her pet name for him. The way his nose would scrunch, his ears would perk and his head would tilt was just all so cute! Best of all, Dad's ego didn't mind the name, and she was pretty sure he found it funny. It was hard to say, Dad was a complicated guy to figure out. However, Mom also thought it was hilarious, so 'Bruncle Naru' the honorary Morningstar stayed.

Of course, explaining her Bruncle's frustration led to a weird conversation with Mom...like, a really weird one.

"Naruto or your Father? ..Which one said it, dear? ..Oh, well, can't say I'm too surprised. Why did he bring it up? …Oh, yes, he certainly was...hm, what Charlie?" Mom blinked furiously as she refocused. "Oh, sorry, Darling. I was just lost in a great orgasm memory. Hm? Give yourself another century and then ask Naruto to help clean you up 'down there', and then you'll understand. If your father could just bear to swallow his pride and ask him for advice with that...Hoo, honey, that dog's tongue could turn a straight man gay, and make a lesbian question her life choices...Right, you're seven. Hm, I guess that's not too soon. Alright, today's lesson will settle on the differences between sexes and gender, particularly in regards to sexuality. So, as you should know by now, the term 'straight' means–"

...Yeah, she learned far too much, far too soon. Regardless of that but of childhood trauma, she still had a deep respect for her mother. She was beautiful, smart, powerful and composed. Charlie never would've suspected there was any ill begotten between her parents and might not have even been ready for her mother's absence if her Bruncle didn't slip a note into her hand before she left her father's study after another argument between them. A short letter, telling Charlie outright that Lilith's decision was not because of her and that she needed time away to 'figure things out'…whatever the fuck that meant.

Nope! No, no, no, not thinking about Mom's vague letter today! Charlie thought to herself as she prepared a simple breakfast in the rundown kitchen. Her red eyes darted to the Prideful Post's front page photo she'd tacked to the 'Important News' board, right beneath the small cut out of the brief interview she'd gotten for opening her Sinner rehabilitation hotel.

In the picture was her Bruncle Naru – not her dad's 'bodyguard' – out of disguise, and with his arm wrapped around the shoulders of Aunt Bee. The two of them were dressed in royal regalia – Aunt Bee's crim-Sin uniform was terribly well completed by Uncle Naru's dress whites, and vice versa – and outside a refurbished building with a group of Goetia sponsors chatting amicably while Hellpuppies ran past ankles with the younger children of the various Nobles engaged with them. The headline read: "Queen Bee Proclaims 'Pound Puppies No More'!", and the story went on to talk about Aunt Bee and Bruncle Naru's new relationship and joint venture to give Hellhounds, or Hellpuppies at least, a better life in Hell.

Charlie had to bite her lip to keep from squealing again. She'd always liked Aunt Bee – what young demon wouldn't like the aunt that could whip up their favorite snack at any given time and en mass? – and seeing the two of her favorite family members come together was almost like something out of a Fairy Tale! Not to mention, they were trying to improve Hellhound lives! She couldn't help but feel a bit smug; she knew Hell wasn't just the home of 'damnation and lost causes', her father's words, not hers. The inhabitants just had to work a bit harder to make it more of a home, and her Aunt and Bruncle were taking the first steps!

Maybe next they could get Uncle Mams on a proper diet? Or at least back into performing shape. As goofy he was and as awful his knockoffs were – Charlie went to Loo-Loo Land once after the opening day. Never again. – he was extremely talented with instruments of the musical variety and had helped her mother write many of her hits.

"Charlie?" A yawn broke her from her musings about the Sin of Greed, and Charlie practically skipped over to the speaker. She took the young woman's wrists – always soft and smooth, she gleefully noted – in her hands and pulled her into a big ol' smooch.

"Morning, Vaggie!" The chipper Princess of Hell smiled at her now dazed girlfriend once the kiss broke. She grabbed Vaggie's shoulders. "I have the most amazing news I'm going to tell you over breakfast! So, have a seat!"

"...Oh, morning Charlie. No, I did not sleep well, but thank you for asking. Yes, I would love a cup of coffee," Vaggie mumbled, eye narrowing as it tried to focus. Another yawn slipped out and she rubbed her face. "Ugh, sorry babe. I just don't see why we have to be up so fucking early when no one else even lives here."

"Angel lives here."

"Yeah, when it's convenient for him." Vaggie huffed and fought back another yawn. Charlie winced and helped her girlfriend over to the table. Vaggie practically collapsed into the seat and propped her head up on her hands. "I don't know what he was watching last night, but it was so fucking loud. It was like he was hosting a dance club in his room, but whenever I went to check it was just him, the pig and his television set.."

"Oh, I'm sorry, Vaggie. Don't worry, I'll talk to him about sound regulation and being courteous to other Hotel guests and staff." Charlie assured her with a smile. A small snort was the only thing she got in terms of response, and she felt it best to leave it at that. She went over to get the eggs and sausage she'd cooked only to find it burnt to a crisp. With only a small grimace of remorse for the waste of food, she tossed the burnt goods into the trash – she really needed to learn how to cook – before grabbing the coffee, that thankfully hadn't burnt or gotten cold, and poured a good amount into Vaggie's mug. Once that was served, she slid into a seat beside her girlfriend, the message on her phone that correlated with the morning paper plain as day in her mind.

Charlie squirmed in her seat as she waited oh so patiently to share the news...For all of thirty seconds. Afterwards she started to get...fidgety, for lack of a better term. Thankfully, she and Vaggie had been together long enough for the latter to pick up on when she was really excited.

"Just let it out, babe. I'm listening." The one-eyed woman sighed as she sipped at her coffee. Well, she gave the okay...here goes. Charlie took a deep breath and reminded herself to stay confident and composed. It didn't work.

"My Aunt and Bruncle, who I just found out are dating, invited me to come to their opening day at a new Hellhound Orphanage and they're offering me the first pick of a puppy and I want you to come with me!"

"...What?" Vaggie blinked, her face was so very close to Charlie's, and–Oh, no wait. That's Charlie's fault. She was practically laying on the table to get in Vaggie's face.

"Sorry." Charlie pushed herself back, pulled her phone out and showed off the text from 'Bruncle'. Vaggie read through it and Charlie reiterated. "My Bruncle Naru and Aunt Bee have apparently been dating for almost two years now...I think that's a record for Aunt Bee. They opened a new Hellhound Orphanage – with a new building, new staff, equipment, everything! – and got the old one shut down. They're opening today and are inviting big names in Hell to come promote it. And they want me to be one of the first, but I want you to be there, too."

"..Okay, but, why would you adopt a Hellhound?"

"I mean, don't you think it would be nice for us to..take that step?" Charlie asked with a small smile. Vaggie blinked and she felt her smile fall. "Or, I mean, Hellhounds are...they are the lowest type of demon out there with sentience, but they're fun and so loyal, Vaggie. They've got such a bad reputation and their orphanages are kind of...kind of like this Hotel. But if Hellhounds' lives could improve, so can Sinners'."

"Charlie–"

"Just-just think about it, Vaggie! We'd be helping a little homeless puppy grow up! One that could help you with security! Maybe in a few years' time, they could take up the night watch so you don't have to wake up every night!"

"Charlie."

"And," she let her eyes drop down to her hands as guilt swelled in her. She should just tell the truth to her girlfriend. Yes, the truth was the best way. "It .. it would mean so much to me if we went. Bruncle Naru is finally reaching out to me. He and Dad had a really bad fight a few years ago, and Dad kicked him out of the House. I didn't even – I wasn't sure if he would accept anything from me; he's a Morningstar, too, you know? And we're nothing if not Prideful."

"Babe." Vaggie put a hand on hers to stop her fidgeting. Charlie looked up into her eye, and Vaggie had a small smile on her face. "I would love to go with you to adopt a puppy, but what do we do about Angel? We can't leave him here alone in the Hotel."

"Why not?" Charlie asked. "He's a guest, and I'm pretty sure he's an adult. I mean, it's like you said, he doesn't stay here unless he feels like he has to."

"..I don't like it, he could ruin too much–"

"It's not like we'll even be away a full night." Charlie smiled. She cupped her hands around Vaggie's lone one, and brought the fingers up to her lips for a quick little kiss. "Just a few hours. He can't destroy the place more than it already is."

A board from the ceiling in the main foyer chose that moment to punctuate that notion by falling of its own free will with a loud crash that made the two flinch.

"Point taken." Vaggie hummed. She sipped down the rest of her coffee and then set down the mug as she smiled. "So, what're your Aunt and Bruncle like?"

"Well, Aunt Bee is really fun, and nice and caring, but kind of a chatterbox and doesn't, um, G-A-F? Still not entirely sure what that means. But she likes sweets and food and drinks and–"

"So, she's a Glutton?" Vaggie smirked. Charlie snickered.

"Yeah, you could say that."

"And your..'Bruncle'?"

"Brother Uncle, like he's kind of like my brother, but also like my dad's brother. Mom liked to baby him a lot..called him her...unofficial firstborn…"

Yeah, Charlie still was conflicted on how to feel about that running gag the family had. On one hand, it was funny because Mom was the only one that Naru really listened to – he mostly "humored" Dad, a phrase that always sent Dad right over the edge – but on the other hand, Charlie knew from the context clues she missed as a child but recognized in reflection as an adult that her Bruncle had, erm, slept in her parents' bed.

With her parents in it.

Actively.

It gave a whole new meaning if the phrase 'family in all but blood'.

"Wow. That, uh...So, they started dating a few years ago?" Vaggie asked, tactfully changing topics with ease. Charlie grinned at her.

"Yep! I'm so excited to ask how it happened! And how it's going!"

"Yeah?"

"Yep! Like I said, Aunt Bee is super sweet and Bruncle Naru is a really dependable guy," she said with a nod. She grinned and kissed Vaggie's hand again. "Those two are probably as wholesome and loving as we are. I can just feel it."

(Gluttony, Queen Bee's Mansion)

"Yeah, that's right! Right there! Shit, yes! Eat my cunt, you sexy fuck!" Bee groaned as she shoved her boyfriend's muzzle into her crotch with two hands, while the other two alternated between tweaking her nips, combing through her ethereal hair, or bracing against the shower wall. Her legs were hooked over his deliciously round shoulders and water cascaded around them as steam fogged up the bathroom. Bee threw her head back with a moan as his talented tongue hit that particular spot in her honeypot. "Fuck-oh, fuck yes! Right there, Gummy Bear! Yes, yes, yes!"

A week had gone by since their relationship was outed on Inter-Ring Media, and two days went past since they had that bigwig shindig for the Hellhound Orphanage in Gluttony. The next fundraiser party would happen in a month's time, this one for the 'Pound' up in Pride, but tonight was the grand re-opening of the new remodeled and revamped Orphanage. At Naruto's suggestion, they invited the few of the more Hellhound-friendly Nobles that existed to come consider adopting, if not for themselves, then for a family member. Or possibly for their obnoxiously expensive security teams to train up.

Among the invitees was Charlie Morningstar, aka the Princess of Hell, aka Lucifer's one and only daughter. It would mark the first time in almost seven years since Naruto had seen or spoken to her, and a lot more for Bee – because frankly, again, Charlie was weird, but she had a good black heart – so they were dealing with their nerves the best way they knew how: vigorous, exhausting, stress relief in the shower - which was one of her favorite ways to get off. And boy howdy, there was some serious relief from that stress.

Bee's sixth orgasm of their, thus far, hour-long shower was compounded as her sneaky beau pushed a finger deep into her back door. It wasn't like he had surprised her with it; he'd been knocking and testing the rim with his claw, but that combined with his amazing cunnilingus technique, yeah, it brought her to, over and past the edge. Her vision went spotty for a second and she was pretty sure her control over her power fluctuated. By the time she could see clearly again, her chest was heaving and she had been dropped from sitting atop those comfy, rideable shoulders to being held under her legs and resting her left cheek on his soft, but firm pecs. Warm water trickled down onto her back as a cool nose and soft pair of lips pressed to the crown of her head.

"That must've been a really good one," he said around a chuckle. Bee simply buzzed in agreement, soaking up the deliciously Salty-sweet Vibes in the air with each huffed breath. She felt his rideable red rocket pressing into her thigh and groaned in anticipation as she started to slowly grind on the thick length. Her Gummy Bear growled his approval of her actions. "We're gonna have to make this one the last. Gotta head out soon."

"Th' Staff can handle it." Bee mumbled. It's why they'd been so rigorous in their hiring of former Hellhounds who they'd confirmed to have genuine desire to help the Sweetest-Vibe giving Puppies. His warm lips kissed their way around her face, down her muzzle to capture hers before he broke it and leered into her hooded eyes with those stupidly wonderful blue and gold orbs.

"It's a bad look if we show up late, Bee. Makes it seem like you don't give a shit about the Puppies." He growled as his hips slowly rocked in time with hers, the dick that should be inside her already sawed along her folds. She growled back at him, both for the teasing and for the insinuation.

"Whoever thinks that is a fucking moron!"

"A fucking moron that would do something stupid and moronic," Naruto said pointedly. She scowled and he smiled. "Don't worry, Bae-Bee, I'll get you all nice and filled up for a bit. If you need it later tonight, I'll do it again."

"Fuckin better, Gummy Bear!" Bee's breath hitched as that pleasurable phallic extremity was plunged into her more than ready pussy; three-quarters in, it went, before he stilled and started to gyrate his hips. Her toes stretched out as her legs tightened around his hips and her claws cut through the wet fur on his broad back as she tried to pull herself flush against him. She ducked her head under his chin and nuzzled his neck as he kept a steadily slow increase in small thrusts to 'loosen' her up.

She'd told the stupid, big-dicked bastard that he could just do what he wanted with her cunt over and over again, but Bee was always down for the 'gentle' fucks from her delicious Gummy Bear. 'Gentle' being a generous term for the gradual tempo rise of his thrusts, and with that was the increase of pressure he applied before the whole venture capped off with an enormous climax that left any of her carnal cravings thoroughly satisfied. Not to mention they were usually stuck together afterwards for a good forty to forty-five minutes. The 'rough' romps with her beau were fun, too, don't misunderstand, but those tended to leave Bee out of it for a good few hours. Those would be the times when he got his 'brothers' involved or they played out one of the plethora of sexual fantasies that struck her at odd times throughout the week.

Ozzie thought he was the King of Lust, but she and her Gummy Bear both knew that was because Queen Bee preferred the constant thrill of parties and keeping the good Vibes going.

Unfortunately, they didn't have the time for that today.

Bee groaned as her boyfriend's claws dug into her ass and his pace increased. She reluctantly pushed herself back from the full embrace and used two hands to keep herself steady while the other two held his head in place. Their lips molded together over and over again as her wings and back were driven repeatedly into the shower wall.

"Yer gonna – nngh – break my shower 'gain," she grumbled out, a soft moan escaping her when her lips parted from his.

"You've got – fuck, Bee, you always feel so good," his self-interruption was accompanied by a groan as the rest of his cock filling her cavity. She groaned with him and they both rolled their hips around to adjust themselves to the always pleasant, but weirdly perfect sensation. The sly sexy bastard snuck another quick kiss before he continued his previous thought. "You've got like six other showers, Bee. And you know I'll fix it."

"But at what cost?" Bee muttered with a small smirk. He snorted and she giggled, they both knew he wouldn't ask her for anything. Her fingers laced together behind his head and she pushed her nose against his as he started up again. "C'mon, G-Bear, put your back into it. Queen Bee wants a fucking."

"Queen Bee needs to stop talking about herself in the third-person before people think she's crazy in a bad way, her boyfriend included." He teased with a gentle nip of her chin. Before she could muster up a decent counter to that jab, his head ducked down and more kisses and nips were peppered along her neck. More than willing to accept the sudden loss in their byplay, Bee groaned and clung to her boyfriend again.

"Fuck, yes! Ooh, right there, Naruto! Fuck yeah, babe!"

It was good to be the Queen.

(Gluttony, Miss Addie's Asylum for Hellhounds)

Naruto never claimed to be a patient soul. Oh, he could meditate and find true peace within himself, he was an old hat at that. Being 'patient'? No, not when it came to the stupidity and selfishness of the Demons around him. It made him a bit of an outlier among their kind, but he always tried to control his selfish instincts, or at least use them to benefit others.

His love of Ramen? It was the greatest food period. His duty was to spread the word and love of Ramen to all that would listen. He even converted Lucifer into a connoisseur of the broth that transcended limitations of good and evil! ...Even if the King sullied it with, ugh, apples, it counted.

His gluttonous desire for the attention–Actually, that started to get a bit old even before he was a demon. Yeah, it was nice being Hokage, but after you fill out the same bandage requestitions for a single bandage every day for ten years for one shinobi throughout the entirety of that shinobi's career...the glory of leadership begins to dull a bit. Well, that and he was sick of the constant assassins or the attacks on himself and his people by parasitic alien god wannabes that wanted to "suck him dry"

His occasional training regimes that took him away for days to weeks at a time? Keeping his skills sharp to protect the ones he cares about...and to keep the Hellborn around devolving back into that perpetual state of frantic survival instincts. Those first years he spent running around the yet-splintered pre-Ring Hellscape were exhausting to look back on, the conflict to protect Lucifer's claim to Hell's throne that came after was cakewalk by comparison.

Yeah, being one of the First of Yahweh's attempts to corral the entity known as Rue's lasting influence was not easy. If he'd known that was part of the deal back when he made it all those millennia ago...Hindsight was a bitch.

Almost as much of one as these assholes are. Naruto thought with a tick of his brow as the vulture demons that were Hell's Paparazzi swarmed both him and Bee. His tail cracked the air with a flick, and the hungry scavengers that had put eyes on him quickly sought the Sin's attention. One unlucky sod was heard clearly over the din of annoyance by the Sin of Gluttony.

"Queen Bee-Lzebub! Queen Bee-Lzebub! Is it true that you're only doing these renovations of the Hellhound Pounds as a marketing stu–?"

Oof, that was not a wise choice of words in the fucking slightest. Naruto knew how much Bee cared about the Hellpuppies, and while a good portion of it was due to the 'choicest of Vibes' she claimed they provided, she genuinely wanted to see the demons she picked as hers to live happy lives. Sure, doing so would consequently give her more good Vibes to feed off of, but at least she wasn't hiding that, right? She was honest about her intentions and how they indirectly benefited her, which was part of how Naruto started to appreciate her company to the point he did now. Look, he wasn't even raising his hackles as she flexed her power and looked over the idiot that spoke.

"Oh, shit, please no!"

CHOMP!

Bye-bye to that stupid bird demon.

"...Would anyone else like to repeat his question?" Naruto asked in Bee's stead while she picked at her teeth with her little finger's claw. He crossed his arms and glared at the rest. "Furthermore, does anyone else want to keep standing in. My. Way?"

The horde of news and gossip hungry demons suddenly parted to opposite sides of the street. Naruto snorted and let his tail flick again. Served the annoying fuckers right, sure they didn't know he wouldn't actually retaliate like Bee did, maybe, but he was an anomaly of a demon.

"Mm, that was a nice snack. Crunchy and Sour. C'mon, G-Bear, the pups are waiting," Bee said as she slipped two of her arms around the crook of his elbow and guided him away from the demons just asking for an Uzumaki Special. She practically pulled him the rest of the way to the new Orphanage they'd put up with the help of the lady whose name they put on it. Bee floated up to the top step and knocked at the door, which was opened by a tall, woman-like entity made of wood, the leaves atop her head acted as hair and a fine texture of abundant moss covered her 'unmentionables'.

"Queen Bee. It pleases me to see that both you and Cerberus managed to arrive on time," the dusk-skinned woman smiled at Bee, which wasn't surprising. Bee was another oddball among the denizens of Hell, pretty much chipper and pleasant for the most part. Except for a couple millennia back where she was really pent up and Lucifer always insisted on egging her or the others on whenever he was at one of their meetings. Now that he barely showed up and Satan took Lilith's place, it was..not better, but there were less threats of conflict exchanged.

"Despite her determination to beat our last record for our longest and least productive shower." Naruto muttered, and promptly winced as his girlfriend's left wing slapped the back of the arm she clung to. He growled at her and she grinned back at him with a mischievous glint in her eye.

"I didn't hear you complaining. In fact, I seem to remember a few promises slipped in between some thrusts?" Bee teased as she tugged him down and nipped his nose. His eye twitched and his lip almost pulled back as he quickly shifted his legs to discreetly readjust himself appropriately. Insatiable little vixen knew what she was doing with that kind of foreplay.

"Do try to keep the bedroom antics from popping up here. There are impressionable minds about and they've yet to hit their first ascensions." Earthen brown eyes like freshly churned chocolate locked with Naruto's. "You, more than anyone, should understand why that would be a problem, Cerberus."

"Sorry, Adephagia." The two of them chimed together as their ears flattened. If there was anything that could make a demon feel like a child again, it was the disappointed gaze of a nearly forgotten, fallen goddess. She scrutinized them both before she huffed and creaked out of their way.

"The children are in the main room, finishing their studies."

"...I don't think I want to know how you got them to study." Naruto grimaced, the worst flashbacks coming to his mind. He had a Helluva time when he was stationed in Greece, and not all of it came from the damned souls that he had to survey.

"Why are they studying? It's Hell–Ow!" Bee winced as a wooden rod smacked her on the head. She glared at the goddess, who glared right back.

"Your domain this Ring may be, Sin, but I am your progenitor. Education is something young minds should never starve for." The Greek Goddess sniffed and strode ahead of them. Bee growled and rubbed her head.

"Fuckin, stuffy bitch. Bet her cooch has rot in it..."

"Bee, c'mon, you were getting along so well..." Naruto sighed. He rubbed her claws as she glared in the direction Adephagia had left before he cupped her chin and forced her to look him in the eye. Yeesh, compounds, she was really miffed. "Bae-Bee, think of the puppies, huh? You don't want to scare 'em."

"I can't believe I let you talk me into picking her to be the Matron of these new Orphanages." Bee scowled as one hand went to her head. He smiled at her and kissed her nose.

"Well, there wasn't much talking that I remember." He rumbled as he kissed away the frown on her face. Once she was kissing him back, he let her hold the last as long as she needed until they had parted for air. His claws scratched a spot at the base of her jaw and she buzzed in appreciation. "There we are, a happy Bae-Bee for the Puppies she loves."

"Mm-hm, still irked she's in charge of 'em." Bee sighed as she leaned into his scratching. Naruto chuckled.

"Yes, well, rather than fighting her for territory for the rest of our lives, we can let her satisfy some cravings of her own: she never had a Demi-child worth mentioning, you know, maybe she'll help one of the puppies," he said. Bee frowned at him and he stroked back her hair so it cooled down from the colors of Spice and other things not nice. "Look, if I need to, I'll be the immediate go-between, you won't have to deal with Addie as much."

"Your brothers will."

"Or I'll send clones to deal with her." Naruto sighed. He stroked a thumb over the freckles on her right cheek and kissed her nose again. "Anything else? We've got puppies waiting for us to save them from the vile torture that is Greek education."

"Mm, not right now. Might need a quickie in a few hours. Dealing with your ex is such a pain in the ass." Bee grumbled. "You don't have to deal with any of mine."

"Yours are only exes because they're dead." Naruto refuted with a snort. She huffed at him, a farce of annoyance that he could feel was brimming with anticipation for something more. His arms wrapped around her and he nuzzled her in her cheek. "Bae-Bee, don't get worked up over this, okay? We can fight about it later, but right now, focus on how happy and excited all your cute Puppies are gonna be. First they get to spend time with their favorite and the most beautiful Sin in Hell–"

"Flatterer." Bee purred as she rubbed her head back against his. He kissed the base of her neck, just below the collar that rested there.

"S'not flattery if it's the truth." He muttered back as his hands found her hips and started to knead them. "And then, after they get time with you, they get a chance to be adopted by Nobles. Nobles that we vetted. Nobles that want what's best for your favorite Demons in all of Hell."

"You're too fucking good at buttering me up, Gummy Bear." Bee mused as she leaned against him. He chuckled and walked with her in his arms down the hallway toward the sounds of excitedly whispering puppies.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'm practicing to impress the hottest bitch in charge." He teased with a grin. "Just to make sure she doesn't kick me out."

"And let some other bitch snatch you up? Uh-uh, I don't think so." Bee grinned back up at him as her friendly Pan-palleted hues returned to her form. "Thanks, G-Bear. You always know how to cheer me up."

"Anytime, Bae-Bee." Naruto smirked. "Now, let's go save some puppies."

"Making me into a hero? You're a monster."

"Your monster."

"No, you're not, you're my sweet, delicious Gummy Bear," Bee sighed as she grabbed the doorknob and smirked up at him. She ground her juicy ass into his crotch which made him suck in a sharp breath and fight his body's instinctual reaction. One of her hands reached up and scratched at the underside of his chin. "Now look alive and hide that wonderful red rocket, Naruto. There's puppies to play with!"

She cackled and shot off into the room that erupted in happy yips and barks. Naruto stood in the doorway with a tent in his pants that he had to will down while he thought about her words and how they could sound out of context.

"Goddammit, Bee." He chuckled and crossed his arms as he watched the Sin get dog piled by Hellpuppies. The longer he watched her play with and love on, the more certain he was about what he felt.

Shit, I think I'm in love with that crazy bitch.

AN: It's the time, of the sea-son for lo-ove!

…Weirdly accurate, if you think about it.

Next up should be a WTF Sinsmas special, and sometime next week (which might be next year, depends) I hope to have the next OKG chapter posted.

Merry Holidays, y'all!