Jack day was a blur. Having the book of the dead confiscate it from him. His mother finding out he dated a goth girl. Now it was late in the day him and his brothers were outside of the courthouse with a chain and a pick up. His mother was behind the wheel.
The next day Jack mother was entering her office. Was surprised to find two people in her Seat.
"Hello Sheriff Brown." Said Lincoln spinning around in her chair and Lucy was in his lap.
"hello Mr. and Mrs. Loud. Get out of my chair. I know what this is about and we are looking into the statue." Said sheriff Brown
"oh mystery solved" Said Lucy sliding a Picture on the desk. They were of her behind the wheel of a truck that was pulling down the statue of Maat.
"Oh what do you want to make this go away." Said The sheriff
Lucy and Lincoln look at each other.
"we wanted you to resign. LeeLee is very upset." Said Lincoln
"But we looked into you more. since your election. You have been an incredibly naughty girl. Not in a fun sexy way." Said Lucy
"You've been taking bribes. Abusing your authority and you are also guilty of graft." Said Lincoln
"Graft?" Said The sheriff
"Ya you overpaid for services and goods and are getting a kick back." Said Lincoln
" you're also looking into us a lot. it's a little unhealthy." Said Lucy
Putting a case folder on the table it read Loud family.
"So you come here to gloat." Said sheriff Brown
" The reason why you couldn't find my maiden name is it is loud." Said Lucy
"Are you cousins?" Said brown
"No we are not cousins." Said Lucy
" Half siblings?" Said brown
"Your half right." Said Lucy looking at the disgust that was in browns eyes.
"So here's what's going to happen. We put back up the statue after you make a circus trying to find who did it. You completely ignore us being Brother and sister. In fact you completely ignore cases involving incest. Especially if the loud name is connected." Said Lincoln
She looks at them
"If you come after us for anything we will completely destroy you. We have collected so much information on you are completely compromised. Oh and if you don't think we were going to use it. Brother dearest turn on the TV" Said Lucy
Lincoln smiles and clicks on the TV.
"Local pastor arrested for embezzling church funds." Said the News reporter
"That is my pastor." Said sheriff Brown
"Yes this was the dirt we had on you before we found all this other stuff. This is just a warning shot now. We will pull the trigger." Said Lucy
"Ok just keep your kids away from my kids." said Brown
"Deal, Liadan's date with Jack was abysmal. LeeLee had fun though." Said Lincoln
"OK the deal has been struck. And yes and we did make love in here" Said Lucy
Lincoln and Lucy left the Office leaving a very confused and terrified sheriff.