Well the final part of episode 4 enjoy.
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Gotham 99 Season 1 Ep 4 Part 3
We come to a bit later, Uzi had gotten out of the freezer bed and covers herself with a sheet Maria gave her. N and Vaggie look at the two annoyed.
"Look, it's not what it seems like." Uzi tells them.
"Yes, it is." Vaggie said shooting that excuse down immediately.
"Yes, it is." Uzi admits then explained "Here's what happened. I came down here to get the autopsy report and in conclusion, here we are. Now if you'll excuse me..."
"Cut the scrap Uzi." Vaggie told her.
"Look, I'm sorry I slowed down the autopsy results, but everyone knows it's natural causes." Uzi said in her defence.
"Not anymore. We think it could be a murder." N tells her.
"Wait, like a murder murder, or, like, his mouth murdered him by making him eat so much food that his heart exploded?" Uzi said with a grin at making another fat joke.
"Murder, murder." Vaggie said simply. "We need the autopsy to be sure."
"I have not gotten to that yet." Maria admits.
"You guys have been down here for two hours." N said visibly annoyed "What, did you have sleep with each other 40 times?"
Uzi looks confused as she said "40 times? No, N, like... Look, I'm sorry. We didn't know it was a homicide."
"Well, it shouldn't matter. I'm your primary and I asked you to do something. So if it's okay, I'd like to be upset with you." N tells her.
"It's more than okay. It's okay times two." Uzi said nodding and looks to Maria "Now, Dr. Gorey, will you please perform the autopsy for us right now?"
Maria looks at Hifumi's covered body and tells the three detectives "Actually, with a body this size, I'd need my assistant, and I gave him the rest of the afternoon off when Uzi showed up."
"Guilty." Uzi said with a smile where N and Vaggie glare at her "Okay, fine. I will act as your assistant because I am a wonderful secondary. How gross could it be?"
Soon both Maria and Uzi were dressed right to do the autopsy and were beginning to work on it.
"Just gonna need you to hold open this chest cavity for me." Maria said and moves Uzi's hand to where she needs to hold it open.
"Oh. Wow. Okay, I can do that. It's no big deal." Uzi said getting very disturbed "Just like holding open some slimy elevator doors." She looks and sees the organs inside "For a family of aliens... Oh, my Robot God."
"Yep, there are some signs of stress on the heart, but that's not surprising. Oh, will you look at that stomach lining? God, that is just a beaut." Maria said intrigued and smiling.
"Ugh." Uzi groans in disgust.
"All right. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take your hand..." Maria said and guides Uzi's hands to go deeper into the body "Yep, get it down there." Uzi groans more feeling like she was going to be sick "Get it down there. Get it on in." Uzi groans and pulls out one of Hifumi's organs "There you go. Oh, that is so big."
Back at the Precinct, Vrak approaches the holding cell which held a new prisoner. He then asks J who was nearby with Moxxie "Caught him?"
"Yes, sir. He was easy to pick up. He looked just like the sergeant's sketch." J said smiling and shows Moxxie's sketch that looked just like the prisoner.
"You could be a professional artist, boss. Like on the boardwalk." Griff said with a smile under his helmet.
"You think I should draw caricatures?" Moxxie said shocked and insulted "That's garbage art! I don't draw giant-head people on surfboards!"
"I'm saying you could. You're that good." Griff said and walks off leaving Moxxie confused.
"Captain, the credit really goes to sergeant Moxxie." J said to Vrak with a smile. "Without his refined artistic skills..."
"Finish the paperwork by noon. I want it included in the crime stats." Vrak tells her cutting her off and walks off.
"I gotta say, I always hate how I look in pictures, but that is so flattering." The purse snatcher said with a smile "Also, I'm innocent. You got the wrong guy."
"Shut up." Moxxie told him.
"Sarge, I need you to do one more drawing for me." J said getting an idea.
"What?" Moxxie said confused.
J goes to the bin and pulls out Vrak's picture. Moxxie didn't look like he was on board figuring what her intentions were. J seeing that said "What? It'll cheer the Captain up. He'll be over the moon. He may even lean back in his chair a little and nod slightly."
"This is a lot of pressure. If I'm gonna do this, it has to be done right." Moxxie said and turns calling out to Griff "Griff, get my oils."
"Paint or massage?" Griff asked and Moxxie looks annoyed "I'll get both."
We come back to the autopsy. Maria was still working and said to Uzi "You know, this is one of the most unhealthy people I've ever seen. It's like cutting into a big, overstuffed ravioli." Uzi groans in disgust "Sure you want me to keep digging?"
"Unfortunately, yes. If the primary on this case says it's a murder, we have to treat it like a murder." Uzi said with a sigh.
"Okay. Here we go." Maria said and keeps on working "Oh. Wanna see something cool?"
"No." Uzi said fearing what it was.
Maria pulls out the bodies' intestine and said smiling "Here it is. That's what I'm talking about. Listen." She moves it to near Uzi's and her ear and squeezes it as it makes a squelchy noise "Goosh."
"Mm-hmm." Uzi said more uncomfortable and disgusted.
"You know what that was?" Maria asked and Uzi shakes her head "That was the air releasing from the large intestine." She sighs "In the biz, we call that 'the death bubble.' It's pretty cool. Here, you wanna hold it?" She offers the intestine to Uzi.
"No!" Uzi said and leaves.
Back at the Precinct, Vrak was in his office, looking at some CompStat reports.
J enters holding something behind her back and said "Knock, knock."
"You can knock with your hands. Saying it is ridiculous." Vrak said not looking up.
"Okay. Well, I know you're having a bad day..." J said to him and he looks up with a neutral expression "I think you're having a bad day. So, to cheer you up I had Moxxie do this painting to replace the photo you hated." She then shows an oil painting of his picture.
Vrak drops the papers and approaches her while explaining "I threw away the photo because I think it's ostentatious to hang pictures of yourself. Especially when you haven't earned a place on the wall."
"Oh." J said to that.
"But you would have me hang a baroque oil painting of myself like I'm a cruel galactic emperor." Vrak said to her. "What? No ornate gold frame? Why am I not astride my noble space steed, clad in armor?"
"We could add a mountable space creature." J said processing all that "
"You just wasted your time, Moxxie's time, and now my time on this when you should have been filing a report on the purse-snatcher." Vrak tells J.
"Oh, I did. It's already in the system." J tells him.
"Oh." Vrak said upon hearing that.
"Mm-hmm." J nods.
"Good. Thank you. Dismissed." Vrak said and J leaves the office with the painting, suddenly thinking of something.
We come back to the M.E. Office where Maria hands Uzi a big bag of stuff she took from Hifumi's body.
"Here are the contents of his stomach." Maria tells her.
"Oh, that's where they went." Uzi said diturbed.
"And here's the really cool part. Get in here, look at the scarring on this liver." Maria said pointing and Uzi looks as best as she can muster "Cause of death: Poison. Ingested."
Uzi sighs realizing what this meant and said "N was right. All right, I'm gonna go tell him." She goes to leave.
Maria stops her and seductively says to her "Yeah, you could. Or you could stay for a post-mortem."
"Nope. Sorry. The spell has worn off. No more weird dead person fun for me ever again. It's nothing personal; I just think that kind of fun is for the living." Uzi tells her immediately and looks to Hifumi's covered body "Isn't that right, Hifumi?" She removes sheet to see his face and immediately regrets it "Oh, my Robot God, he has no eyes! Oh, that is terrifying." She quickly leaves in horror.
We come back to the Precinct where Holt was working in his office, wearing some work glasses. He then notices J walking in smiling carrying a stack of papers and asked, "What now, J?"
"I figured out why you've been so tense. You're worried about the monthly crime statistics." J tells him smiling.
"That's not your concern" Vrak said removing his glasses.
J places the stack of papers on the desk the top the word Comp-Stat was on it as she tells him "I just checked the stats myself. Our arrest numbers haven't improved since you got here. They're exactly the same as last month."
"If this is your strategy to cheer me up, it's backfiring." Vrak told her simply.
"Sir, I don't think you realize how good flat numbers are." J said and sits in a chair "I went back 12 years. A precinct's numbers almost always get worse under new leadership, but ours didn't. That's a win. It's just your first month. Morale is much higher, people are working harder, you're well on your way to earning a place on that wall." She smiles.
"Thank you, J." Vrak said with a small smile and leaning back in his chair.
"You know, we're birds of a feather, you and I." J said leaning back in her chair.
"I hate cliches." Vrak told her.
"Cliches are the worst." J said standing up and picks up the papers "Okay." She leaves the office, Vrak puts on his glasses and continues his work.
J meanwhile goes to her desk putting the papers on it, she then does a victory fist pump and achieved in cheering up the captain.
We come to the interrogation room where N and Uzi were in there with Dahlia.
"We know you killed your husband." N tells Dahlia and explained "That cruise you planned was for one, plus the autopsy showed clear signs of poison."
"And for the record, the inside of his body was very gross." Uzi adds to the points.
"Noted." N said nodding and looks to Dahlia saying "My only question is, why'd you do it?"
Dahlia caves and admits saying "Um, he drove me to it. He had affair after affair. He was a real don Juan."
"Permission to make a fat joke?" Uzi asked N.
"Granted" N said nodding.
"Are you sure you didn't mean 'don flan'?" Uzi said smiling and said to N "Thanks."
"Nice." N said nodding and looks to Dahlia saying "Mrs. Hawthorne, you are under arrest for the murder of your husband."
Uzi smiles and mentally sighs in relief.
Back at the bullpen, Moxxie was looking at the painting he did of Vrak, Vaggie and J were also looking at it.
"Sarge, that painting is tight." Vaggie said nodding.
"It's terrible." Moxxie said shaking his head "The brushwork is sloppy. There's poor use of negative space. I'm a fraud."
"Not at all." Vrak said walking up to them and takes the painting "I'd like to take this home for my wife. She'll be glad you made me look so happy." He then walks back to his office with the painting.
"I was trying to make him look serious." Moxxie admits "I still can't read him."
"No one can." Vaggie tells him
"I can." J said with a smile "He likes it."
We then come to Uzi, N and Vaggie at Moe's Bar, the precincts favourite hangout spot after a hard days work.
"Nice job, N. You nailed it" Vaggie said and the three clang their bottles or glasses.
"Here. Of course he did. He's a great primary." Uzi said smiling "And I'm sorry I was such a bad number two. I may, for the first time, have been a bit of a jerk, and I'm sorry."
"What a wonderful moment." N said with a smile.
"I agree, it is a wonderful moment." Uzi said with a smile and nod.
"What a wonderful moment." N said again.
"Vaggie, do you agree?" Uzi asked the angel.
"It's all right, it's all right" Vaggie said with a nod
Uzi: Wonderful moment
N: Moment
Uzi & N: Between two drones
N's phone vibrates and he checks it and tells the two "Oh. D.A. wants to set bail for Yamada's wife. They need me to send them all the files."
Uzi stops him from leaving and says "I'm the secondary. I'll go back there and do the busy work. You guys stay here and keep celebrating." She stands up.
"You sure you're not just sneaking off for more weird dead guy fun?" Vaggie said with a teasing grin.
Uzi laughs then tells them serious "We will never speak of that again. Never." She looks at them, then she says "Okay, bye." She leaves.
"Gee. Crazy day, huh?" N said to Vaggie smiling.
"I hate small talk. Let's drink in silence." Vaggie tells him and drinks her drink.
"Perfect." N said nodding and drinks his.
Well that was intersting, next time we get introduce to one of the series reoccuring antaganists.
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