Uncle was standing in front of his shop's front window.

"Welp, it's the worst time of the day once again...Closing time!" he said as he turned the sign.

"Whoo! I'm beat!" Jade said as she was leaving "Welp see you tomorrow Unc."

"Hold on there, Jade" Uncle said as he pulled her back inside. "Take pile of filth with you."

Jackie holds up a bag of garbage. Jade gasped

"Uncle! You shouldn't talk about Jackie like that!" Jade protested.

"He means this filth, Niece." Jackie said

So, Jade took the trash out as she was singing. "Taking out the trash taking out the trash."

Jade threw out the garbage as she dusts her hands she noticed some dumpster writing. "Hm Dumpster writings the voice of the people.

"'Up with bubbles down with air.'" She laughed "'Termites are people too.' Oh those termites. Here's one someone didn't finish. 'Ratso smells...Good.'" She wrote Good on the liquid garbage beath the word 'Smells'

She laughed again but then noticed another writing. "Hmm what's this on? "Valmont is a...'" Jade hasn't heard of the word at the end before. She read the writing again "'Valmont is a [gong sound]'"

"Do you kiss your father with that mouth?" asked the garbage lady who left.

"Well sometimes but not recently." Jade answered

"Hi Garbage lady, Hi Yade!" Paco said as he came by.

"Hi Paco! Hey Paco, do you know what this word means?" Jade showed him the writing.

"'Valmont...'isn't he the British crook with the white ponytail?"

"No not that word, that word." Jade pointed to the word and Paco read it. "[Gong sound]"

"Hey, I think I know what it means. It's one of those sentence enhancers"

"Sentence Enhancers?" Jade asked

"You use them when you want to talk fancy. You sprinkle it over anything you want to say and Wham-o! You've got yourself a spicy sentence taco!"

"Oh, I get it! Let me try!" Jade clears her throat "Hello Paco, lovely [gong sound] day, isn't it?"

"Why yes, it is Yade, this [gong sound] day is particularly [gong sound] lovely."

"How [gong sound] right you are Paco."

The kids say the word several times.

"Oooh you're right, Paco. My tongue is tingling from the spiciness of this conversation!"

"Mine too!"

The children both giggle.

The next day Jade arrives at Uncle's Rare Finds she opens the door "Hello customers nice [Gong sound] Day we're having huh?" The customers were shocked by what Jade said.

A ninja with a vase gasped. "Did she just say?" the other ninja nodded. "She did."

Jade walked past Paco "Hey Paco how the [gong sound] are ya?"

"Pretty [gong sound] good Yade." he replayed

"I thought this was an antique shop, not a gutter mouth convention." Said an old person.

Jade then touches the intercom "Attention customers, today's on sale is a [gong sound] cupboard from the [gong sound] Ming dynasty and carved to [gong sound] perfection. And don't forget us to [gong sound] the [gong sound] dishes. It'll be our [gong sound] pleasure!" A lot of reactions took place including people who stood in shock to a father plugging his kids' ears. Including putting a vase on one's head. Tohru who was walking by heard the word and was surprised.

"Hey Tohru, how the [gong sound] are ya?" Jade said

"Nice [gong sound] day we're having, isn't it?" Paco said.

"I don't understand that kid's talented. She doesn't have to work blue." said a Man

"Let's go somewhere more family oriented." said a Woman

The customers leave Uncle's rare finds as a customer meter runs down.

Jackie inside the bathroom heard the alarm. He looked through the binoculars and saw..."Gasp! Uncle's shop! She's empty!"

Jackie walked out of the bathroom. "All hands-on deck! Batten the front doors! Brace the cash register! Brig out the happy snacks! Tohu where have all the beautiful paying customers gone?"

"Apparently the two runt mouthed siblings just learn a new word, and Jade just said it over the intercom."

"Well, what was it? What did she say?" Jackie asked

"Well, she said...umm..." Tohru whispered the word into Jackie's ear.

"Huh?" Tohru whispered the word again Jacke gasped! "JADE AND FRIEND! FRONT AND CENTER!" Jade and Paco came to Jackie.

"Why I oughta have the two of you paint the shop for using such language!"

"But Jackie, we were only using our sentence enchancers." Jade said.

"Yeah, it's fancy talk" Paco said.

"There isn't anything fancy about that word!"

"You mean [Gong sound]?" Jade asked.

"Yes that one! Now quit saying that, it's a bad word!" Jackie pointed out.

"Bad word?" Jade and paco wiped their tongues.

"Yes, Sirry that's bad word number 11! In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use." Jackie said.

"Don't you mean there's only 7?" Tohru asked.

"Not if you're a bandit." Jackie said then laughed.

"Wow 13." Jade said

"That's a lot of [gong sound] bad words." Said Paco

"O.K. Kids I need you to promise me you'll never use that word again." Jackie said

"We'll promise!" The kids said.

Later at Jade's room.

"Gee I'm sure am glad Jackie told us that word we using was a bad word." Jade said.

"Si, me too. Fancy sophisticates like us should not stain our lips with cursing." Paco said.

"Yay verity. Now's let's play a friendly game of Eels and Escalators."

"Oh boy my favorite!" Paco said

"Come on, Scruffy needs a new pair of shoes!" Jade threw the dice.

"Oooooh eels. Too bad, Yade you gotta ride the eels." Paco said

"Darn." Jade moved her piece down an eel.

"My turn." Paco said as he rolled the dice. "Yeah! Escalators! Up, up, up!" Paco moved his piece up an escalator.

"Come on, escalators escalators..." Jade rolled the dice. "Ugh. Eels again." she moved her piece down an eel.

"My turn!" Paco said as he rolled the dice. "Escalators!"

"Escalators, escalators, escalators." Jade rolled the dice, but once again she got "Eels?"

Paco rolled the dice again "Escalators!" Paco moved his piece up an escalator. "Well, this is your last chance, Yade. Or if you get eels again, you'll lose."

Jade was really fired up. "Ooohhh, Escalators! Escalators! Escalators!" She rolled the dice and finally got.. "Ha! Escalators!"

The dice then rolled to "Eels." Paco said

"Gah [gong sound]!" Jade then suddenly realized her mistake.

"Oooohhh...you said number 11!" Paco reminded

Jade tried to get Paco to not report her. "I-I-I didn't mean...you gotta understand Paco, what I meant to say was-I some thing slipped out. You gotta understand."

"Don't worry Yade, I understand...Jackie!" Paco yelled as he left Section 13. Jade caught up with him.

"Paco, stop! please don't tell Jackie!"

"But you said [gong sound]!" Paco covered his mouth.

"Ha! now I'm gonna tell Jackie on you!" Jade said

Jade got ahead of Paco, but he was riding an ice cream truck and got ahead of her.

"See you at the museum!" Paco said. But the ice cream truck made a turn putting Jade in the lead once again.

She made to the museum and ran inside.

"Jackie! Jackie! Jackie!"

"What? What? What?" Jackie said

"Paco! Paco! Paco!"

"Yes? Yes? Yes?"

"He said, he said, he said."

"Out with it niece."

"Me and Paco were playing Eels and Escalators, and Paco was going up-up-up and I had to ride the eels and then we ran and Paco he said some things"

"What kind of things?"

"Well he said,"

"Yes?"

"Well let's just say he said a certain word you said we shouldn't say and this particular word happens to be number 11 of 13 you said shouldn't be said."

"Jackie couldn't keep track of what Jade was saying. "Uh...right now what was that part about the um...Who now?"

Paco enter with museum while eating ice cream.

"Jackie! Jackie! Jackie!" Paco said. Jackie sighed as the kids try to explain.

"He/She said that word you should say, Number eleven! Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah!" Jackie grabbed both of thier lips

"Now I'm gonna let go of your lips, and when I do, i want you to calmy tell me what you need to tell me, understand?"

"Hmhmmmm" Jackie let go of their lips.

"He/She said [gong sound]!"

Jackie gasped "Do my hears deceive me? You two should be ashamed. Time to take out the trash!"

He took the kids outside.

"You two need to be taught a lesson. I thought i made it clear never and i mean Never use number 11 or any of the 13 bad words? Now the both of you wait right here. I'll be back" Jackie went inside.

"What do you think's gonna happen to us?" Paco asked

"We'll probably get 40 lashes"

"Oh no!" Paco imagined himself having 40 eyelashes.

"I'm sorry Paco, Jackie was right. There's no need for words like that."

"I'm sorry too, Yade."

"Let's make a vow, Paco. From this day fourth foul words shall never pass our lips we shall be good citizens just like good Jackie!"

"Agreed!" Paco shook hands with Jade. Jackie came back with paint cans and a ladder.

"Alright you two fowl mouths, as punishment for fouling the air in this museum with your foul words, you're gonna give the San Fransico Exploratorium a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom."

However, Jackie anciently hit his foot on a rock. "OW! OOH! MY [gong sound] FOOT! WHAT [Gong sound] JERK PUTS A [Gong sound] ROCK IN A [Gong sound] PATH? CAN'T YOU SEE I GOT A [deer scare sound] FOOT HERE? OH! [Elephant trumpet] AW! [Crane sound] [firework launch] [sword clash] [bongo sound]"

Jade and Paco counted the number of bad words Jackie said.

"Five, Six, Seven." Jade counted.

"A WHOLE LOTTA [Firework Crackle] WITH A SIDE OF [gong sound] AND A HEAPING HELPING OF [fan waving] AND A BOAT LOAD OF [flute whistle]"

"Eight" Paco counted

"AW [Wok bang] [punch sound] GRABBING [Castanets] *sobbing*

Jade look at her 13 fingers.

"That's all 13 Paco!" Jade gasped. "We're gonna tell Uncle, Jackie!"

"No! Please! Not Uncle!"

The kids ran to Uncle's shop. Jackie chased after them.

"Wait! Don't tell Uncle!, I don't think his heart can take it!" Jackie warned.

The children arrived at Uncle's rare finds and knocked on the door.

"Uncle! Uncle!"

Uncle opened the door "Welcome to Uncle's shop?"

Jade, Paco, and Jackie explained the situation as they all sweared as they told Uncle what happened. Uncle just stood there.

"Aiya, my poor old heart!"

Uncle fainted as Jackie caught him.

"Oh Uncle, what have these foul mouths done to you?" He then turns to the children "You two should be ashamed! Making an old guy faint with your bandit talk!"

Suddenly Uncle gain consciousness "You should all be ashamed. And if you're gonna talk like bandits, then you're gonna work like bandits!"

Later Jade, Jackie and Paco were painting Uncle's shop. Uncle smiled at them.

"I guess you scallywags have earned a glass of lemonade?"

He laughed but as he walked, he stubbed his foot on a rock. "Aiya" He jumped in pain "My [car honk] foot!

The others gasped "Uncle!" Jackie said

"What? It's Zoey in her Corvette."

Zoey was honking the horn in her car.

"Greetings Mr. C" She honked again as the others laughed.