'Green Gassy Acres'
The rusted-up motor home pulls up to the end of the dirt driveway by the Douglas home.
The driver then gets out and walks up to the house. He soon knocks on the front door.
"Yes... May we help you?" said Lisa Douglas.
Eddy: "Hello mam. May I borrow your phone? I got a flat tire on my motor house just now..."
Lisa: "Certainly... I believe in being kind to strangers. The phone is up the pole over there. On top."
Eddy: "Dang! Oh well, I'll give it a try. Need to call for a tow truck in town."
After his phone call... "Thanks, mam. Me and the Family are on our way to my cousin's. For Christmas."
"You're quite Welcome. Hope your Christmas Vacation is all you Hope it can be!" Lisa replied as Eddy left.
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An hour later another vehicle drives up and stops to also ask for help... With the use of a phone.
It is Herman Munster and Family out on a sightseeing trip of the USA... Around 'these parts'. Yes.
By ironic coincidence, the Munster Mobile car also had a flat tire. Much like Herman's flat head?
Lily and Herman soon walk up to the Douglas home. Lisa answers the door once more today.
Grandpa Munster gets out of the family car to stretch his legs a bit. Unknown to him, there is
a puddle of mud not far away. It was left by Eddy earlier... Draining some of the motor house
of the sump tank into the pig stye muddy ground. Not a nice thing to do? No, not at all. Oh well.
Herman now makes the call from the pole (which bends but does not break under his weight...)
as Grandpa lights up one of his favorite cigars... Herman and Lily soon return after thanking
sweet Lisa Douglas for the help with the use of her phone on a pole. The tow truck soon comes.
As they are towed away, Lily says: "Grandpa... Put out that stinky cigar. Don't smoke in the car!"
Grandpa Munster: "Alright, Lily... No worries!" He tosses the cigar into the wet muddy water hole,
which several moments later explodes in a great big ball of greenish, gassy fumes and more!
"Yikes!" Oliver Douglas shouts, just arriving back from a business trip in his car.
"Wow! That's never happened before. Swamp gas I suppose?" he comments.
When he gets back inside his humble home, Lisa gives him a big kiss.
Lisa: "Oliver, I've had the most amazing visitors here today!"
She describes them, as Oliver nods with a puzzled look.
(The End)