By OEG

FEMALE NARRATOR: Have you heard? It's the tenth word of the day for 2025. Hooray! After meeting different charcters for explaining their word of the day, it's time to meet our character. Here is Russell from "What About Mimi?

RUSSELL: (Looks at viewers). Hello there, ladies. The name's Russell. Don't wear it out. (Being all cool and all). Anyway, today's word of the day is...mainly. You see whenever I am being all you know me, I like to attract girls. With my manliness and my strength, I can still win a girl's heart. For example...

(Footages of Russell being all mainly.) Episodes from WAM? 'The Great Campaign, Mr. Blue Eyes, and The Play's The Thing.

RUSSELL: I as myself can be attractive to date girls. For one thing, I help Sincerity with her running against Elaine. I helped her with the ads that students can look up to. Hey, She may think I'm mainly. Plus, the time when she is portrayed as Alice in the blue dress. I was the dog. No way Brock and Brick would be as the dog because they have dog germs. Yuck! When the final curtain call, Sincerity kisses me on the cheeks and I was swooned. Ignore the part where she get itch by a powder.

[Russell is swooned by the love of her pink hair and gorgeous smile after kissing her. Then, the dog went on his outer space ship and flyed home].

RUSSELL: I thank Mimi for the directing of this play plus Elaine for writing it. That's what I called, a star is born.

RUSSELL: But if you think that's not mainly enough, then check this. I was going to ask Sincerity out but then, she is dating a guy with blue eyes name Erik (The Exchange Student). I was heartbroken and move on without her. However, there's a new girl coming to Star Fish Bay. Her name is Nadine.

(Russell is dreaming about the new girl, Nadine in his mind)

RUSSELL: I was so Nervous to meet her, I ask some advice from Mimi. She said:

("From here on in, you must demonstrate your feelings through ACTION!")

- Mimi Mortin

RUSSELL: Action?! And than I thought to myself. Will action become the next generation of my manliness? (Thinks) And In say, why not?! So I go for it and I saw Nadine. My, what a wonderful way to say hello. So, I become manly to her by being buff and wave hello to her. Then Nadine asks me... and she said:

{"So. What's Your Event?"}

- Nadine

RUSSELL: Meaning in her own words. What's my talent? What can I do for Nadine to impress me is by going over... the pole vault. Nadine seem surprised but I had to do it, for her. So I ran as fast as I can, then I pole...to the leap...Body carrying weight. And then, I vaulted backwards, fall, and crashed like an idiot. After what she sees me do, she left. No laughing at me. Maybe my manliness wasn't good after all. Plus, she is dating Herbert because of his smart side. I was not mad, I was surprised that she is into dating well, nerds. At the end, first relationships with me and Nadine did not go so well. As well for Sincerity, hopefully she did not watch me make myself look like a pole vault fool.

(All the kids including Sincerity plus the Wickershim Bros pointed and laughed at his stunt. Russell felt embarrassed).

BUDDY: Nice pole vaulting, Pole Dork!

BROCK: Yeah. A-hahahahahahahaha. Way to stick the landing. (Continues to laugh).

SINCERITY: Yeah! Talk about an athlete to an athletic pole dork. Thanks for being a great pole sport. Soon, you will pay for making that election horrific video to anyone and now, I am posting this on social media. #poleboy

(Sincerity, Brock/ Buddy, and the kids continued to laughed at him.)

RUSSELL: (Slys and to himself). So next time, being mainly wasn't the best idea for me to be. But I got friends with Mimi and Elaine to be there with me. Sometimes, it's hard to be in love with one thing but being mainly to the girls like that, totally a little bit too far.

RUSSELL: (Continues talking / Looks at viewers). So folks, dont be a show off like me.

MIMI: You got friends, like us. Right beside you.

ELAINE: Don't worry Russell. A new girl will definitely date you.

RUSSELL: Awww, Thanks, girls. Now that's being manly. ;)

FEMALE NARRATOR: This concludes today's word of the day for 2025. More mainly that Russell means more sophisticated for any man to adore his tricks.

MALE: (Performs a pole vault, unlike Russell).

FN: Ooooooooooo! Fascinating. (Loving it). Um. For more about Russell, Mimi, Elaine, and the rest of "What About Mimi?", watch full episodes on YouTube. Rated TV-Y.