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"DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!" Shouted for the umpteenth time a dark-skinned stallion, continuing to hammer his rustic stone sword at his sworn enemy.
The latter, who was not so much his mortal enemy as his rival in terms of power and behavior, did not let himself be killed so easily and blocked the blow with two axes, one in each hand, managing not to slide backwards despite the impressive size of what he had just stopped and the colossal force of the blow. He kept a mischievous smile on his charming face, as if he was about to look at the sweet eyes of a mare ready to do anything to have a private moment with the abusively beautiful pegasus.
Except that while breeding them, he saw only the characteristic acrimony of another type of pony. The one that had more of an irritating conqueror than a pretty flank.
"When I tell you that none of us has the advantage, you should understand it from watching me parry and dodge your blows..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP !" Launched the massive stallion by launching another assault, this time gracefully avoided with a graceful movement. The blow was not without consequence, since in addition to shaking the ground and by extension the forest they were in, his guard was now open.
An axe tried to cut him down, without success however, the sword returning directly to its original position in front of the head and slender body of its handler.
"OH THERE'S, THE BEST TIME COME !" Warns aloud a third person, this one not being present in the action, but very excited, almost jumping out of his couch, or rather that of his lavender-colored friend.
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With a noticeable change of camera, the action suddenly took place in the air, the two armed and boiling pegasus still flying through the surrounding trees.
The larger one rushed at the more charismatic one, screaming his line at the top of his lungs.
"I'M SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING YOUR FUCKING SMILE!"
"IF YOU WANT TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME, IT'LL BE OVER MY DEAD BODY!" Replied his opponent before tilting his head back, just in time to dodge the vertical blow of the thick and wide blade.
The blow arrived on the trunk of a tree at random, but it didn't stop at passing through the bark like a knife through a piece of butter. The top of the trunk fell, forcing the two stallions to change position quickly.
Whole pieces of branch, foliage, and bark were cut off in their momentum, making the scene similar to a fireworks display of detail swirling around the lens.
This began the chase between the two prodigies of the battle, shots were still being exchanged and trimmed at breakneck speed, with the camera angles and changes trying to out do their warlike madness to give a clear glimpse of the ferocious confrontation.
Legend has it that not even the magic of video editing could capture all the moments of the battle.
"WOWWW! GO LIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!" Supported someone currently inside the show, at least in his mind.
"Rainbow, stop screaming as much as Blayke, you're ruining everything!" Ends up letting go of her farm friend, her shoulder against the couch, looking to the right side.
"But this is so great! The fast hits and moves, the dodges, the control of the terrain, the impact splinters, everything, EVERYTHING IS!" The cyan pegasus reacts again to this spectacular display of power.
Apart from the fact that she had already used all the terms to describe this moment in the film that she was seeing for the thirteenth time... in six days, her friends were also there. She had been so insistent on seeing it together that no one was turned away because they had other activities planned for today, including Ratity who had an important partner to contact about the details of her order for the upcoming festival. She was the next to complain.
"Rainbow Dash, even though the desire to see two beautiful stallions fighting to protect their mare partner is present in me right now, that's not really why I agreed to see him, and certainly not on these terms!" Reminded the fashionista.
"Oh yeah, I know you just want to see the "romance", but seriously, it's so boring compared to this!" She said as she showed the two opponents fighting between the water jets of a waterfall through the television set in front of her.
"What she means to say, Rainbow, is that we enjoy our viewing, but it would be even better if you avoided shouting your admiration for their prowess." Abdicate Twilight, who was currently in her library to add to her authority. "Furthermore, I remind you that the editing and script exists." She then recalled, wanting to demystify their actions.
"Ah no Twily, I'm willing to turn down the volume, but not on this! Light and Blayke both gave an interview after the preview, and they swore there was no staging here." Pegasus replied, believing strongly in the myth that the current battle could have ended in the actual death of one of them if they were not of equal strength.
"But yes, of course, the scriptwriters let their natural strength speak in front of the camera as well as their strange coordination. I mean seriously, they never touch each other badly, it's just calculated." Applejack continued to say, even if it would take more than that to turn his friend cyan away from his new passion.
"I don't know if it's staged, but that's not what I'd do, I'd suggest they have fun at a party instead of trying to kill each other." Pinkie Pie added for her opinion, not taking into account the context for a moment.
"It's impossible Pinkie, they're in an arena and only the last survivor can get out, they have to kill each other. You saw the first part of the movie just like us, didn't you?" Asked the lavender unicorn mare.
"Oh yes, I saw that the beautiful pegasus was nice to everyone and in love with his partner while the big black one was mean, he just yelled at everyone, even the animals!" Said the pink earth mare crossing her arms and sulking the last argument. She even thought about not inviting him to a party because he might spoil the others, which says a lot when she thinks that about someone.
Fluttershy only nodded to the part about the animals, with Rarity and Twilight standing by her side to console her if another scene like this happened later.
"Ah you didn't understand anything, he's just got a lot of character, wait till you see the rest to judge him so easily!" Rainbow Dash announced.
"It's almost a spoil, stop right there." Twilight remarked, not wanting to be warned of events. From the moment they watched the adventure of a writer, written by the same pony, and with the end accidentally dictated in minute detail in the middle of the session, they all knew not to put Twilight in that situation again.
Although the pure fight was not to everyone's taste, they still enjoyed the session. The story was interesting as to why her ponies had to meld to death, the characters all had a reason to fight (except for Blayke, which was the black beast of the movie right now, especially with his carnage at the beginning of the game), and the animation and shots also worked in intense moments like this one.
"The actor playing Blayke is super strong in his role anyway!" Rainbow Dash launched after a few moments of silence between the group, with only the banging and screaming from the TV being heard.
"It's true that imitating such rage for almost two hours can't be easy." Acknowledged Rarity, not thinking that he could do it on command. "I hope he's just playing."
"Pfft, seriously, as if ponies that bad could actually exist." Applejack finally said, noting the implausibility of the thing.
"IT'S THE NO. 5 TRAIN!?" Could be heard at too high decibels in the main station of Manehattan, ignoring the ambient discussions of the place to turn to the individual shouting his request.
"Yes sir, it is indeed this one, and no need to shout..." answered a passing controller, but he could not finish his complaint because a glance from his interlocutor was enough to deliver the message. Let him finish his word, and he would not return home in the best conditions.
Meanwhile, an advertising poster scrolled on a wall in the station, that of the film of the year "SURVIVAL GAMES" with tons of notes by various more or less influential film critics from Equestria. Blayke noticed it because his head as well as that of his filming opponent, Light, were shown face to face, as if for a future boxing match. Blayke thought he would win a boxing match. All the critics had one thing in common, however, they were over 90% positive.
So he got on the corresponding train after visually threatening the ticket inspector. A dark-skinned stallion, with a developed torso left uncovered and his back encumbered with multiple heavily-filled suitcases, must weigh in at 300 kg from the muzzle. The even blacker mane in disorder on his head and his surprisingly light green eyes left no doubt as to his identity.
"I-IT'S BLAYKE!" Shouted a mare randomly in the crowd, recognizing her stature between a million.
As the said new celebrity entered the N5 wagon, destined for small towns far away from the industry, many and many ponies came running for the saint's request for an autograph or a photo, many expected him to stop to thank the gathering he had just created. But he decided otherwise.
"THE FIRST ONE WHO ENTERS THIS WAGON JUST TO ASK ME SOMETHING, I'LL BLOW IT UP AGAINST THE RAILS IT'S CLEAR !" He nodded eloquently.
All stopped at his request, taking shocked and tormented expressions. It was only when they saw the stallion shoot them with his green pupils that they understood that he was serious.
Seconds later, the doors closed quickly, and as the former fans of the Pegasus performance in the film began to hate him, he murmured to himself in an almost empty carriage.
"Finally I'm getting the fuck out of here." He would sit down after putting down his dozen suitcases near his seat.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, car no. 5 to Ponyville is now leaving the station, we wish you a pleasant journey." Announced the driver's voice through the loudspeaker.