Hell's Trickster: Part 1
And there he sat, the middle aged man looked at the little pile of old scrolls with clan symbols on them while the tick mark on his forehead only thickened.
The man finally raised his eyes to look at a young redhead who had an increasingly nervous smile on his face, the man had definitely not expected this situation, how could such people be so careless, when the boy asked him for help learning a technique the last thing he expected to be presented with was a scroll with the Hyuga clan's definitive defense, hell, it was not even supposed to be in a scroll to begin with, the Hyuga main branch techniques were supposed to be passed orally to prevent any leaks.
When he asked the child where did he get that scroll things turned even more bizarre than they should as the boy had found it in the trash… just what the hell?! He proceeded to explain the situation to the child, while one would think that talking about clan secret security and political complications to an 8 year old boy was not an intelligent thing to do he, Senju Endou, knew otherwise, while the boy may be young he was very perceptive and wise, he had made sure of it, Uzumaki Naruto was not the hyperactive happy boy that the stupid villagers loved to hate, no, that was just a mask, a mask to fool those dumb enough to no see past the fox in his gut, the boy was actually clever and calculative but with a funny/sadistic side inherited by the boy's friend and snake mistress of the village. What was more baffling was the fact that after hearing it the boy said he had more… And proceeded to go home to fetch the two dozens of clan scrolls in front of him at the moment, meanwhile Endou was silently meditating how to deal with with the careless idiots that Konoha had for shinobi clans.
Senju Endou was not a nobody, he was the grandson of the second Hokage, Senju Tobirama, just like his grandfather he had silver spiky hair and red eyes. He was also the second cousin of the slug princess Senju Tsunade though their relation was never really good due to Endou loving to tease and prank her, for the rest of the village he was just the old free-spirited leader of the Senju clan in Konoha whose only redeeming ability was his Fuinjutsu, after all he was taught by Uzumaki Mito herself, in reality he was the ANBU commander, the unofficial fourth sannin and strongest in the village, he could have become Hokage if he had wanted but hated the idea of all that paperwork, he already had enough with the clan and ANBU.
Finally, after some time of pondering, a plan formed on his head of a way to punish those careless fools and strengthen the village security, he was not fool enough to think that the clans would actually reflect without a proper punishment, a think one should know about Senju Endou is that the man always preferred more creative punishments rather than scoldings and the like, he also knew that the best way to make the prideful fools react was not through words but with sheer unadulterated humiliation that makes them change for the better so as to not suffer more.
"So Naruto-kun, this is what we are going to do, for every scroll that you got you are allowed to make a prank to the clan it is from, I am going to speak with Hokage-sama to ensure that you are not punished and we are going to use these scrolls as a basis to create some jutsus for you, you can be as creative as you want bu make sure it is only one prank for scroll, if you can do it without getting caught I am going to teach you the shuising you keep bothering me about, yes?"
"Umm… Sure but would it not be better to make them know it is me who pranked them, it sure is going to be better (read: more humiliating) if they know it was me."
"Hmm, you got a point, then instead of not getting caugth we change it for not being able to proof it is you." Answered the Senju with an amused smirk on his face.
"Sure thing Endou-ji." Finished Naruto with a devilish smile that promised something very bad for his victims.
Seven days later
The last week could only be called hell for the clans of Konohagakure no Sato, nobody knew what happened, the Yamanaka flower shop was sprinkled with pheromones that attracted the insects of the Aburame clan making both clans have a hard time separeting them, the Inuzuka compound was sprinkled to the brim with traps that activated at the same time and made all dogs go in a heat frenzy, the Nara clan was also covered but with extremely loud alarm clocks set a random times that made the notoriously lazy clan unable to sleep for tree days, the Kurama clan that prides itself in being the best genjutsu masters of Konoha since the Uchiha clan massacre had their compound littered everywhere with genjutsu traps that had most members of the clan lost inside their own homes or going around singing praises to the flames of youth.
The worst one was ironically the Hyuga clan, prized as the strongest since the massacre they woke to having their hairs tinted in random colors, their dressers changed for a color variety of spandex suits, the main branch elders had random thing painted on their foreheads and the compound littered with flash traps that for some reason their all-seeing eyes couldn't detect.
For the most part there was confusion about who cold have been able to do such things but it was responded on the seventh day since the beginning when a "kill-me" orange clad redhead by the name of Uzumaki Naruto made a signed graffiti on the Hokage monument and spread signed mocking papers all over the village informing everyone of every clan that was pranked and what happened, obviously omitting the part of the reason for it all.
This resulted in all the humiliated clan heads bursting in the Hokage's office where Senju Endou and Sarutobi Hiruzen were having a cup of tea demanding punishment for the boy. When they calmed enough to hear the leader of the village they were explained the reasons as well as the scrolls, to put the nail on the coffin they were informed that if the only punishment Uzumaki would suffer was the cleaning of the graffiti as there was no real proof of him being the culprit and Endou argued that the papers mean nothing as it can be considered an unrelated prank to let the village know of what happened. Later Endou also informed that he was going to help the child create techniques based on the clan ones and they were not allowed to argue if they wanted their mistakes to be kept a secret.
Meanwhile the ANBU in the room tried their best to not burst out laughing at the situation, after all, with their commander one was sure to not make mistakes twice if they didn't want to suffer his creatively humiliating punishments, that did not mean the ANBU hated their commander, if anything they loved him because he made sure to keep them alive... not having to deal with the civil council ordering them around anymore was also a plus.
Anyway, since that day Uzumaki Naruto earned a new title for himself, now he was not only the academy's dead last, the demon and all the other degrading titles the civilians called him he was also the Hell's Trickster
END OF CHPATER
AN: This is my first story here on fanfiction, I have a pair of unfinished/abandoned ones in watpad but decided to make this one here.
For those who ser curious I am going to explain some things that I would like to keep clear, first I don't like plot-holes and having overpowered characters without a reason or bullshit power-ups in convenient times, no that is not happening, to put an example to those it would be Rock Lee in the chunnin exams, there is no way that Lee could be that strong in the year an a half since he made genin and even if Gai got to him one or two years earlier first he would not have been dead last and second he would still not have been able to get that insanely strong without chakra, do not get scared dear readers Lee is actually one of my favorite characters and I am not going to down-power him to make it reasonable enough for me, it is still going to be a bullshit reason but in an acceptable amount of bs.
Then there is Naruto, the basis of this series is basically the first chapter of the series where he is able to run from the ninja that are chasing him, he is a prankster with enough stamina, chakra and creativity to make a dumb battle dumber, he is smart, he need to be to pull the pranks, next the "kill-me" orange suit is going to burn, he only wears it for training as it is harder to sneak around in that thing, he is also going to have the ability to use Shisui's sharingan, it is going to be in a canon bullshit friendly way with a bit of my own bullshit mix within, I will explain that bs when it appears.
Next is Senju Endou, well, this is one of the plot-hole fixes that I came up and Tobirama is my favorite character... so yeah he is a thing. When I think of a naruto story in my head I always like to give him a parental figure or at least a brother one, in this story there are both, Shisui is the brother figure and their story will be told in flashbacks while Endou is the parental one, I personally always found funny when in a story they prank Jiraya, he is a funny guy but I don't really like him as parental figure, in my opinion it ruins him a little and with the spy network it is hard to not make it so that he is conviniently in the village when Naruto needs him. For his personality he is going to be similar to Naruto as he basically unofficially raised him, he is going to be like a good version of Danzo with humor sense, not showing what you can do until you need it.
Now that we talk about Danzo… He is going to die very hard, Endou is meticulous enough to gather evidence and powerful enough to send his deranges ass to the shinigami, but because I need someone decently capable to piss of in the council he is going to live a little bit, the main reason for his death will be his attack on Shisui, Shisui told Itachi and he told Naruto and Endou.
Now to the Uchiha massacre, why would they think of the coup if the Senju are still kicking? Well, to answer that they don't know of Endou strenght, as said most people don't know he is strong and the Senju clan will be considerably weakened during the wars, it made no sense for them to go extint so they don't, Back to the bs eye clan the massacre is not going to be that severe, there are going to be survivors apart from Tsuki (fem sasuke because jaja reincarnation incest sounds funny), one will be Mikoto who will take the head mantle and some children.
Naruto is going to be basically an honorary member of both the Senju and Uchiha, Senju because Endou took care of Kushina after Mito passed and Uchiha because Mikoto is not leaving her best friends child alone whatever the Hokage's opinion is, Endou is also going to indirectly help Naruto uncover his family secrets suggesting directions and making his men not notice the boy and conviniently not noticing how the Uchiha matriarch leaves clues for the boy.
Naruto will also be on friendly terms with Kurama, Naruto will be pragmatic and clever so he will not unilaterally antagonize the fox and Kurama will not be an ass for no reason.