The (Pharaoh) Bodyguard
By Major Mike Powell III and YuriChan220
Nitocris sighs softly, resting her cheek on the calm of her hand, elbow propped on the arm rest of the grand throne she sits upon, one thick, caramel leg crossed over the other. She idly drums the fingers of her other hand on the gilded arm rest.
Scheherazade looks up from the scroll spread on the table right next to the throne, her pen stopping mid sentence as she catches the sound her beloved wife and ruler lets off beside her.
Nitocris raises a hand to signal the humble man servant fanning her with a large palm tree leaf to stop. The Caster Servant and Pharaoh's beautiful, silky, voluminous purple man flutters with the movement as she stands up out of her throne, a throne that isn't actually hers, but she's been sitting on with just a small degree of smug satisfaction.
"Schera, I need to stretch my legs. I have to mingle with my people." Nitocris says firmly, dignified, firmly tapping her beautiful staff's bottom end on the smooth marble and gold floor.
Schera blinks twice, then a soft smile curls her lips as she stands up from her own seat at her work desk and strides over to Nito, a sway to her fantastic hips.
"Very well, Nito. Be safe out there. The soldiers in this city are split down the middle. If you get into trouble, Ptolemy's soldiers will surely pick a fight. Try to stay out of trouble, hm~?" Schera says, gently caressing Nito's cheek that grows a shade of brown darker with the touch.
"Oh Schera. I know. I will. If the fools serving Cleopatra's immature brat of a brother don't look for a fight, then I won't, either. I will be safe, my love. In the meantime," Nitocris then tilts her head towards the throne and she playfully pats Schera on a meaty cheek, eliciting an adorable little squeak from the Persian. "Keep that throne warm, if only to spite him." She giggles and struts off, a little sway to her hips, feeling rather satisfied.
The great city of Alexandria. Cleopatra generously appointed Nitocris as the temporary ruler while she settled yet another dispute with her asshole of a brother, in Nito's honest opinion, so for the time being, Nito and her beloved wife, Scheherazade, call Alexandria their home.
Therefore, Nitocris feels the need to step outside and show the people of this great city the face of the woman that protects, guards and serves them.
She steps outside, feeling the warm sun upon her and she stretches her arms, still holding her staff. She lets out a happy sigh and begins her lovely stroll. Her high heeled, lace up sandal clad feet clack with each step.
Once she's in the streets, people are stopping and staring at the beautiful Pharaoh, who is walking by them.
"Is that Nitocris?"
"Wow, she's amazing!"
"The Pharaoh we need and love!"
Nito smiles and waves to each person that was greeting her with smiles. She loves the praises they are giving her. Her training being a Pharaoh has really paid off. She feels so proud of herself for it.
She wishes her dear brothers were here to see her accomplishment. They'd be proud of her as well. She then arrives near the docks where she sees about 3 children playing tag. One of them is running toward the edge, looking back to see if the others are catching her. Nito gasps and rushes in as quick as a flash to catch the little girl that is about to fall off.
"Careful there," she says. "Watch where you're going."
The dark haired girl gasps in surprise.
"Wh-whoa! Is that Lady Nitocris!?" the little girl says.
One boy and another girl approach the little Pharoah. "Whoa, you're right! Look at her ears! She's indeed Lady Nitocris!"
Nito smiles as the three children gather around her. The parents, who came to see what the ruckus was, sees Nitocris with their children. They smile, knowing that they are in good hands thanks to the little Pharaoh. Nito picks the little girl up, and holds her in the air, making the girl laugh. She flaps her arms as if she's a bird.
"Look at me! I'm an eagle!" the girl says.
"Ohhh, so you are keen on seeing things that we cannot~?" Nito eyes the girl with a cheeky smile.
"Er...welll..." The girl does a double take.
"Ha! She's just a small bird that flies everywhere!" the boy teases.
"H-hey, that's mean!" the girl next to him lightly punches him in the arm.
"Hehe~" Nitocris gently sets the girl down. "Now, now, everyone. You all can be great birds. You are just different from one another. One may have keen eye sights, others may not. But the most important thing is...~" She lightly pushes the girl with her staff and then the other one closer to the boy. "You are a group that will fly together someday. Remember that~"
The three children nod and have big smiles on their faces as they ball fists together under their chins.
"YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH, LADY NITOCRIS!" they chorus.
Nito nods in response and turns to the parents, who are smiling at her. The little Pharaoh nods in response and waves to them. The children happily wave good-bye to the pharaoh as she continues her stroll. She thinks about the children's smiles, making the pharaoh smile herself. It feels good to do a good deed every once in a while.
"Ah! You there!" a female voice calls from behind.
Nitocris turns around to see a beautiful young woman, clad in a purple short dress and high heels. "Yes? Can I help you?"
"Actually, you can," the woman says. "I'm Scathach, and I am in need of assistance. Judging from your appearance, I could use someone like you."
"I'm a Pharaoh," Nito replies with a soft smile. "I will help those in need."
"Great! I've chosen the right person~" Scatchach says. "Follow me."
Scathach turns and walks while Nito follows.
"This work…is very important," The woman says. "Do not stray from your duties. Or I will know."
"Trust me, it'll be the last thing I would do," Nito replies.
"I knew I could count on you," Scatcach says. "She would be very pleased to hear you say that."
"She"?" Nito raises an eyebrow.
They arrive at the edge of the docks where a girl with long pink hair, wearing a very revealing outfit. It consists of a white bra, short white skirt and white knee high boots.
"Medb, here is your bodyguard," Scathach says. "Do not make the same mistake as you did with the others."
Nito then realizes too late. "N-no! This is not what I signed up for-"
The pink-haired beauty overflowing with sass and smugness grins and quickly taps her open palm with the black and gold riding crop she holds with he other hand. This makes Nitocris freeze, her jackal ears sticking straight up, her beautiful eyes wide and mouth agape.
"Don't worry, my darling Scathach. I'll be a good girl, I promise, ufufu. My adorable little bodyguard will keep me and all that I own safe, I'm sure~" Medb says, and with unnecessarily flourish, she swings her riding around, spinning in her hand.
"I am Queen Medb of Ulster. I hail from far-flung lands, Nitocris the Pharaoh. The honor is all yours~!" The pinkette proclaims with grandiose flair and she finishes her introduction by pointing her riding crop's end right at Nito's face.
"...a...a pleasure? I think?" Nito blinks twice, then looks off to the side. "Anubis, take this city..." she mutters under her breath.
The woman in the purple dress then nods and crosses her arms under her big, perfect chest, eyeing Medb sternly.
"Behave, Medb. I will see you after you're done with all your errands." Scathach says and then walks off, back towards the main street next to the dock.
Nitocris then turns back to Medb, shrugging. "I...am sworn to serve my people...both here and from foreign lands, so..." she sighs and she assist Medb to get onto the small two-person feluca boat.
Nitocris makes sure Medb is sitting comfortably on her soft, skirt-clad butt while the Pharaoh grabs the oar and then, Medb points with her finger down the river.
"Ok, bodyguard. We first must fetch my brand-new, custom-made chariot and beautiful noble mares to go with it. Let's go, chop chop, start rowing, if you'd be so kind~" Medb says, leaning back on her elbows on the boat, leg bent and showing off her thick thighs, other leg crossed over it, looking utterly fabulous and grinning that already insufferable smug grin.
Nito sighs and then, she shrugs and begins to row, heading towards the stables zone just around the bend along the river.
Nito starts rowing, slowly and carefully, but just enough to make the boat a bit fast. Medb looks around, putting her hand in the water to feel it flowing through her fingers and then pulls it out.
"You'd think the water would be clean," she says in disgust. She shakes off her hand to dry it. "You guide the boats well. Much better than my other bodyguards."
Nito rolls her eyes. "What do we do when we get to your chariot?"
"I want to go to the market afterwards," Medb says. "I want to look fancy while going there. Do you not want to look like royalty?"
"I am royalty and no, I'd rather do it old fashion ways sometimes," Nito sighs.
"Your ways are my ways for now," Medb says.
Nito supresses a groan. She has dealt with such people, but this one is more annoying than she expected. How does Scathach deal with her?
Once they reach the docks, Medb holds out her hand, closing her eyes and smiles. Nito takes the hint and takes her hand, much like a gentleman would.
"Thank you, Bodyguard~" Medb says.
She hops off the boat and skips off. Nito rolls her eyes, sighs and follows the happy Queen.
"Oh the crowd~" the Queen says. "Look at them, staring at us. They simply are captivated by our outstanding beauty and royalty. Won't you agree~?"
"Oh, yes," Nito replies, slightly annoyed.
"I'm sure my chariot and mares will be as beautiful as I hope they will be~" Medb says. "I made sure my man has them well taken care of~"
The two women start trotting, earning wonderful stares from the people walking by.
"Who is that next to Nitocris?"
"I don't know, but she's beautiful!"
"Maybe they're besties?"
"I've never seen her before in my life."
Nitocris closes her eyes, her eyebrow twitching. "Please..we are FAR from besties..."
Once they get to their destination, a young man is brushing one of the mare's soft hair. The chariot is nice and tidy. And when Medb notices how clean it is, she jumps for joy, clapping her hands and rushes toward her chariot and mares.
"Ohhh, splendid!" she cheers. "Splendid, my good man! You did a wonderful job~!"
"Indeed," the young man says. "As you asked, I have given them new shoes and tidied up the chariot. You won't see any dust or anything else that is filthy."
"Goodie~!" the Queen walks up to her mares to give them a pat on the head and nuzzles her head against their manes. "Ohhhh, I missed you sooo muuuuch~! Did he treat you well? Oh, I bet he did! Look at your hair! They're very well taken care of!"
"So...how much for the pay?" he turns to Nitocris.
"The deal was to take her home, not pay for the horse," Nito replies.
"My mate, Scathach handles all the bills," Medb says.
"Ah, yes, of course," the man says. "I shall discuss it with her when the time comes."
Medb pets the horses one last time before turning to Nitocris. "Time to go, bodyguard."
That tone in her voice. Nito feels like snapping her precious staff in half. She's so random and so sassy. How does anyone deal with her? Sighing, she gets into the chariot when she gets smacked on the hand, thigh and butt by Medb's riding crop.
"No," she demands. "Take the reigns. You're driving."
"Oh...right," Nitocris almost forgets her place and hops in the front to take the reigns.
Once they are situated, Nito signals the horses to start galloping. And they are on their way.
"That is it...!" Nito shouts. "I'm taking you straight home!"
"Ohhh, you are all the same, after all~" Medb says. "If you do that, you know what will happen to you, right?"
"I'll take my chances," Nito says.
"Hmmm...even if you survive, my mate will not be happy~" Medb says.
"Ugh...I should just leave you here..." Nito mutters.
"I heard that," Medb frowns. "Do you REALLY want to do that~?"
"Who would know if I did?" Nito says.
"Your conscience would, of course~" Medb replies.
Nito sighs again. Medb does have a point for once. After all, she was the one who was willing to help out.
"You can move faster, bodyguard," Medb orders.
"I have a name!" Nito shouts. "You said that when we first met!"
Medb giggles and Nito grips the reigns a little tighter, read to further snap at the uber-vain, beautiful fellow royal she's escorting, but then Medb says: "I know. Nitocris, Pharaoh of Egypt, current ruler of Alexandria~"
Nito gasps softly and quickly glances back over her shoulder at the smiling, comfortable pinkette sitting with one thick, beautiful leg crossed over the other, before looking back ahead at the road.
"How-?" Nito begins.
Medb giggles.
"I know the name of all my bodyguards, simple as that. Sure, there have been altercations before, I won't deny that, but in the end, I remember the name of every single man and woman that has guarded and protected and...made me very happy after the fact~" Medb says, with a rather spicy tone towards the end. Nito blushes deeply and thankfully, Medb doens't have a clean view of her face, so Nito gets spared from some teasing.
"I even send gift baskets to their families after we part ways, ufufu~" Medb further adds. Nito then sighs softly.
"...Ok...so...you want to go to the market?" She says softly and Medb's eyes gets stars in them.
"You mean that?! Ohhh Nitocris, thank you! You're so cute and so sweet! Let's go, yes! Please, a merchant told me a new caravan of goods came from the Silk Road just a day ago! They have Persian linen! I have to buy some~!" Medb gushes, her hands balled under her chin.
"...there are Persian linen?" Nito's jackal ears perk up immediately. "Schera would love that...! To the market, then. I'm sure Lady Scathach won't mind a delay, right~?" Nitocris finds herself smiling a little wider as she goes on.
"Ohhh, Schera, you say? She's a special lady to you~? Ufufu, yes, I'm sure my darling Scathach won't mind having to wait a bit. Let's go~" The pinkette royal giggles and settles back in her seat in the chariot.
"A-Ah yes, she's, um, she's my Queen. She's my wife...she hails from Persia, so, it would be like a feel of home for her..." Nito says, smiling tenderly as she talks about the storyteller.
"D'awwww, that's so sweet, Nitocris~ I like that!" Then, a comfortable silence ensues as Nito changes directions, heading to Alexandria's vast market district, and once there, she helps Medb step back onto the street and into the market itself, with Greek, Egyptian and multiple other languages all mixing together to form a tapestry as varied and striking as the goods from all over the land that are on offer, with just as many people eager to spend their drachmas to purchase.
"Ohhh these are so beautifuuul~!" Medb gushes as she holds up a gold and blue carpet in one hand, and a roll of beautiful royal purple linen. Nito smiles and stands beside her. "Persian linen, exquisite! I want this, and this one, and-" The pink-hared Queen gushes, and then Nito's jackal ears twitch and she narrows her eyes as she hears a commotion from the way they came in.
Whining of horses, marching boots, swords being drawn from scabbards.
Shouting in Egyptian, his name getting dropped.
"Medb, something's wrong! Wait here!" Nito says and then rushes back towards the entrance to the bazaar, and she gasps, gripping her staff tight.
"What is happening here?!" Medb comes up to Nitocris and she looks at her noble mares struggling as they are pulled along by a group of Ptolemy's soldiers. Nito grits her teeth.
"The great true Pharaoh, Ptolemy, demands these horses and chariot and all goods confiscated! Foreigner tax!" Says the captain of the troop of glorified thugs under the brat's charge.
"This is nonsense! There is no such tax! I have studied your entire set of laws and so too has my consort, Scathach-" Medb protests, before the captain literally steps up to her and slaps her across the face.
"Quiet, you outsider wench! You're not from here, you don't know what our laws are like!" The arrogant man claims and then, he turns around, raising his hand and moving it in a round motion. "Men! Move out! We're taking this and-" he doesn't get to finish, as Nito, with a dead-serious look, just literally sung her beautiful staff, the pointed eagle's peak shape on the end of literally stabbing the man on the side of the skull.
"...what in Amun's name?!" Says one of the solders says as their leader drops down, dead before he even hits the floor. The whole troop looks at Nito, recognizing her staff, her long purple mane, her jackal ears. "She's the ally of Cleopatra the traitor! Take her down! Get this chariot and horses out of here, you fools!"
One of the soldiers then nods and hops onto the chariot's rider spot and spurs the poor mares into motion, taking off down the street.
Nito gasps as the chariot takes off and the rest of the men surround here. Bow and arrows, shields and swords are equipped. She then looks back at the market and the people, backing away scared. She cannot fight here. She'll accidentally hurt the innocent if she gets too carried away.
One of the men charge, raising his sword to slash her. She ducks, slams her staff toward his balls and swings her staff upwards to knock him backwards and he cries, holding the part between his legs, wiggling around and screaming in pain. The other men try to attack her all at once, but end up crashing into each other, and accidentally stabbing each other in the process. This gives Nito a chance to speed after the creep who took the chariot.
She rushes through an alley, hopping from wall to wall until she reaches to the top. She hops from roof to roof, jumps to one balcony to the next and then lands on some grass. She looks up to see the creep trying to cross the bridge. She grits her teeth and gets to her feet. She taps her staff two times on the ground. Just then, 4 little men dressed like little ghosts appear from the ground. She looks to her Mejed, pointing her staff at the thief and they yip in response. They quickly head toward the man and jump toward him like missiles.
"What the-OHHHHHHH BY AMUN!" he cries as one of the hooded figures hit him.
Another hit him from the right and then the left. He starts to lose control. THe horses whiny and start flailing around.
The man finally falls off the chariot and the horses run away a few feet further. The man gets up, gets a heavy axe as soon as Nito zips toward him.
"Your time is up, Pharaoh," he grunts.
"I'd say the same to you," Nito replies coldly.
He takes a swing of the axe, but because of its weight, it slows him down, leaving himself way open. She swings her staff, hitting his arm, side and chest. He staggers back, but shakes off the pain, grunting and growling as he charges at her, raising his axe to hit her overhead. But she easily evades, making him hit the ground and have it be stuck for a few moments. She takes this chance to hit him with her staff once again, making him stagger back.
He finally pulls the axe off the ground and he pounds it in anger. He charges forward, gripping the heavy axe. He takes a big swing, but Nito spins her staff, making it glow yellow. She rushes forward and hits him in the head hard. She pulls it out, making him drop to his knees. And then, she makes one final swing like a baseball bat, hitting his head and blood spills out. He lies dead on his side.
Nito pants a little as she uses her tip to tap him to make sure he's really dead. When it's confirmed, she turns toward the horses and pets them to calm them down.
"There, there, girls," she says. "It's time to go to your mistress. She's very worried about you."
Nito smiles as the noble mares finally settle down, and then she hops back on the chariot and she returns to the market, to find Medb and Scathach standing outside the entrance to the bazaar, with Medb clapping and cheering.
"Ohhh my heroine! My beautiful, adorable and mighty bodyguard! Thank you so much! Scathach, darling, she was amazing! She defended my honor without hesitation~! Oh I think I'm in looove!" Medb gushes and cups her own blushing cheeks, wiggling her hips side to side all cute and Nitocris giggles and blushes, smiling awkwardly.
Scathach can only give a soft chuckle and cross her arms under her chest.
"Pharaoh Nitocris, you do your nobility justice. I knew Medb would be in good hands when I saw you. Here, please, I insist, take this sum for your troubles." Scathach then pulls out of her dress-clad cleavage a very nice-looking bag of drachmas that feel so nice and heavy in Nito's hand.
"A-Ah, I appreciate it. I gladly accept this tribute, heehee~" She nods and puts the bag away on the waist.
"And also, would it be asking too much, but...Medb really likes you, I see, so would you be willing to be her consort or...?" Scathach says as tactfully as she can while Medb swoops in and hugs Nito to her big royal bosom, with Nito blushing and flailing her arms a bit before she sighs softly and relaxes, hugging Medb back.
"I, I appreciate the offer, but I'll only be staying in Alexandria for a little while longer. I, ah, still have many responsibilities and, I'd have to consult with my wife, Schera, and..." She chews her bottom lip, her jackal ears drooping down.
"Awww, it's alright, sweet Pharaoh Nitocris. I knew it was a long shot, but a shot worth taking. I'll remember you. Expect a gift basket every month, Ok~? Ufufu!" Medb then gives Nito a kiss on the forehead and soon, she and Scathach take their leave once they have all their shopping in the bazaar done, and Nito just sighs softly, giggling and shaking her head in dismay.
"...ah, yes, um, can I get some Persian linen?" She then looks to the nearest vendor and starts doing some business. The drachmas in the bag she has on her have to go somewhere, don't they?
A short while later, in the lavish bath house of Alexandria, Nito and Schera are just about to dip into the water in a private booth just for them, the two Desert Beauties completely naked, wearing only smiles as they enjoy the soothing sounds of the water sloshing and dripping, the warm steam that coats their beautiful, dark skinned bodies, and Schera sighs with bliss where she sits on her knees on a towel as Nito combs and brushes and washes her glorious ebony mane of hair.
"So, what was your day like, Nito? What kind of tale did you weave for yourself today?" Schera asks and she gets a kiss on the back of the head from Nito. The smaller woman puts down the brush and rinses Schera's hair again, before hugging her from behind, Nito's forearms squished under the softness and weight of the Persian's huge bosom.
"It was...very eventful. I'll tell you more soon, but...you know? In all the shenanigans, in this misadventure of mine...I got you some Persian linen~" Nitocris says and Schera gasps.
"...Persian linen? Authentic?" The tall, buxom dark woman says softly, a touch of fascination, almost awe in her voice. Nito giggles and nuzzles Schera's beautiful black hair.
"Yes, exactly. It's-mmmphh?! Mmm...! Mmm~mmhaa, mmmchu~" Nito begins, but then she gets wrapped up in Schera's embrace and the two slide into the soothing hot water of their private bath, with Schera giving Nito a deep, passionate, tasty kiss where she guides Nitocris into her lap in the water that soon envelops them.
"Mmm~mmmchu, oh Nito...thank you, my darling...a cloth from home...I'm so happy~" Schera coos and Nitocris' heart melts.
The two gaze deep into each other's eyes, violet into emerald, and they giggle and moan sweetly into a new, fresh and tasty kiss.
"I am sworn to serve my people, and that includes pampering my wife with a gift after a long day. It was..." Then, Nito stays in her wife's lap, the two caressing and rubbing each other's shoulders, sides and hips, thighs pressed together, as Nito begins to tell Schera her story of today. Scherehazade after all, isn't the only storyteller of the two, as Nito's escapades for the day captivate the Persian woman.
Nitocris' time as the ruler of Alexandria may be limited, but she already looks forward to more misadventures during her stay here, and maybe even take Schera on one of these misadventures together.
~The End~
Major Mikey: Ohhh Yuri-chan, Nito is amazing, isn't she? This was so much fun! Thanks for the opportunity! Thanks, "Assassin's Creed: Origins". for inspiring this little misadventure for Nitocris! She has to be the hero too! ;D
Yuri-chan: I just loved the comedy of it, so I thought of this one for Nito. It was a lot of fun~
Major Mikey: Mmhmm~ The game has its serious moments but there is, indeed, room for goofiness too. Yesh, it was, Yuri-chan. Nito deserves the starring role and Schera deserves her Persian linen. 8D
So, we've done our part. LOL We now leave this to you guys and gals and enjoyers of Nitocris as a whole. :3 Give us nice, wonder~ful, true, real reviews, Ok? Nitocris deserves the best~
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