I LIVE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sooooooooooooo... been a while yeah …... ok look I know I've been gone a while and most of you likely gave up on this fic... and I wouldn't blame you. I thought this was done as well ….. but no …. I'll explain more in the bottom notes... It's going to be an explaination/rant from me about things.
So see you there.
I don't own anything here except my oc's
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Following Greed lead the group to what could only be called a divine mess hall . Round tables aplenty scattered about the floor.
Each could sit six people with just as many chairs around each. All covered with table clothes of varying colours as well as six menus on top of the table.
"Welcome to the dining hall.", Introduced Greed spreading his arms wide.
"It's somehow very bright yet dull at the same time.", retorted Eraserhead.
"This coming from the man dressed like a hobo ninja", bit back the demon.
"Sigh".
"So just to get this out of the way now once you sit down at a table all you need to do is read the menu in front of you and think about what you want to order with focus . The food will be brought to you within a few minutes.".
"Wait I thought you would be making lunch.", asked a confused Ochako.
"Now when did I ever say that. No I just said it's time to eat I never said I would be making the food.".
"But if your not doing cooking then who is?", asked Midoriya.
"A divine candidate".
A moment of silence before a very vocal need for answers was demanded.
"Ok ok ok calm down now. Good . Now one at a time please.".
"What do you mean by a divine candidate?", asked Momo.
"Kind of self explanatory . A person that could become a god.".
" How is it possible for mortals to ascend to the realm far above them", asked Tokoyami.
" What he means to say is how can a human become a god?", spoke Dark shadow emerging from the corvid headed boy to translate for the confused teens nearby.
"Hush demon of the night.".
" Well there are a few different way for mortal to become gods. Like being born a demigod and then ascending . Doing great enough deeds that the gods are impressed and make you one . Stuff like that . But the method this mortal is using is through training from their sponsor", answered Greed.
"As fascinating as this is what does any of it have to do with food?", deadpanned Eraserhead.
" It just so happen that this divine candidate is trying to become a god of cooking.".
" Ok that's just bullshit. What the hell doing cooking have to do with becoming a god.", shouted out a blond pomeranian.
"One watch your tone with me boy. I can put up with a lot but you have a very special way of pissing me off .", growled out the demon in annoyance.
This had the effect of sending shivers down everyone's spine.
"And secondly the sponsor of this candidate is a very power and very odd entity. It can warp reality on a scale few can match and yet it's only goal in it's existence is to make gods of cooking.".
Only more confusion was grow among the group rather then dispelled .
"But isn't that an easy goal to obtain?", asked Tooru .
" If only . The truth is that becoming a god of cooking is one of the hardest positions to gain . This is due to the fact that the sponsor of these candidates demands nothing less then perfection from it's chosen . The things it demands from them range from hard to near impossible . Few have to potential to become a god of cooking and even fewer actually did it. If you want an example it's easier to become a god of destruction then it is a god of cooking.".
This got the group wondering just how hard the requirements must be for the job.
" Now then take a chair and order up . I have a few things I need to check up on.".
With out another word Greed turned around and walked out the door.
With nothing better to do the group broke up into their separate little circles and cliques and sat down at different tables. Some were quick to order and began talking amongst their friends while others took their time browsing their menus.
Of course for a certain green haired boy this was time for mutters and speculation. This did not go unnoticed by his friends.
"Midoriya I get that you are excited but the rest of us can't understand what you're saying.", spoke out Asui.
"Ah I'm sorry.", blurted out the green haired boy in a manner reminisce of a certain dead spartan girl.
"It's fine but please try to speak in a way we can understand please", stated Todoroki his ever deadpan face present.
"O. I was just thinking about the monsters we saw.".
"Hmmph I for one cannot believe something like the Kulu Ya Ku can exist. By all acounts it should be extinct", spoke Tenya while trying his best not to robot emote.
"Honestly how something that clumsy and foolish lasted as long as it did is a true mystery", replied Asui.
"But isn't that how the saying goes "Life always finds a way" ", spoke Ochako.
"True . And I'd bet you wouldn't mind a visit to Kulve taroth's cave.".
"W..ww..well who wouldn't".
"I'm more amazed that people with out quirks fight things like that and win.", spoke the frog girl.
" I for one think it's quiet impressive they've found a way to fight and win against monsters like that.", spoke Midoriya growing more confident with each word.
"Although I don't think their ways can be traslated to our world I still would like to learn how they fight.".
"And don't forget maybe we could learn something from the monsters to", replied Asui.
"That to. Maybe there would be some amphibian monsters for you Asui.", finished Midoriya with a smile.
An action that was not missed by a certain brunette.
"Well let order our lunch before the break ends", blurted out Ochako abruptly.
While this did raise a couple eyebrows at the table they never the less did place they're orders mentally. Mostly ordering their standard favorites of , katsudon, mochi , soba … etc .
Suprisingly the food tasted of a much higher quality than they all thought possible.
Lunch itself didn't take to long to eat and this fortunate as right as they finished eating a familiar voice boom out of what many could only assume was a hidden speaker system.
"Attention all visitors . Attention all visitors . The lunch break will end in 5 minutes . Please finish your meals and begin to make your way back to the theatre room. That will be all.".
With that the speaker system cut of with a static buzz.
"Well I guess break times over", grumbled out Eraserhead. Annoyed at his nap being ruined.
This promted the students to start getting up from their respective tables and making way back to the theatre.
A certain innocent kid would take this as a sign to leave the teachers table and reunite with a green haired bone breaker.
"Theres still no sign of an exit or weak point to escape from.", the hobo impersonator muttered low enough for only the other teachers to hear.
"True but there has to be a weak point somewhere . Villains that boast about their power like that guy does usually miss a weakness here or there.", replied Present Mic in a low tone as well.
"But if what he boasts is true then there may really be no way out of hear.", whispered Midnight.
"Please you really believe what he says about being that powerful".
"What if he can hear us right now?".
"Indeed I can", came the voice of Greed from seemingly everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
This caused three heroes to jump slightly at the voice but a brief look around revealed that they were the only ones that hear it as the students where just walking unbothered.
"They can't hear me right now . Only you 3 can .".
This sent the heroes into a defensive stance as they don't know what their 'host' is going to do.
"Oh relax will you. If I wanted to do anything to you I would have done so a long time ago.".
This did little to ease their worries.
"Look I get it but I'm really not your enemy here.".
"So please just go back to the theatre. I mean what I said.".
And with that the voice faded away.
"Guess we don't have much of a choice.", spoke Midnight breaking the silence .
"Great . Just great.", growned out Eraserhead.
With that the trio picked up the pace to catch up with the rest of the group.
Said group had already made it to the theatre room and had begun to take their proper seats again.
Once everyone was seated their host made his appearance.
"Hello again everybody . Hope you had a fine lunch.".
This was met mostly with sounds of agreement with a few staying silent on the matter.
"Well then if thats the case lets get his show on the …...", before Greed could complete his sentence his phone began to ring across the room again.
"Oh what now?", growned out the demon as he pulled out his phone and turned his back to the audience and answered the call.
"Hello...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CHANGED PROJECTS.".
"For the love off why... uh huh …... oh …... that bad …... But really those ones ...".
This got the audience even more curious as to what he was decussing. Even Kyoka trying her hardest couldn't hear the other side of the conversion.
"Really him I thought …... he's been what...oh thats bad thats really bad . …...well i'm going to be honest my works not going as I thought it would and last I heard from Lust she had just started her project...".
"I guess I could lead you some of my intern underlings for your project... darn and I was wondering why the temporal feedback was... Ok fine."
"Just try not to mess this up. You know as well as I do that this type of work is super easy to screw up ….. make sure they mesh well …. don't just add whoever . Make sure thay can work togerher...".
"Well then good luck cause if this doesn't work we are in deep trouble...ok take care Sloth ….bye.".
With that Greed endded the call and began what looked like texting . After a moment he pressed one last button and then dimissed his phone .
Turning to the audience while rubbing his eyes .
"I know you lot heard some of that. So before you start to ask any questions don't just don't.", said Greed tiredly
"Hey hold on a minute . You can't just make a show of something mysterious in front of us and then say don't ask questions.", called out Ashido.
This got some calls of agreement from some of the other students while the teachers tried to got them to quiet down.
After a moment the noise died down and Greed spoke again.
"Look I get it your curious about what that was. But believe me you really don't want to know.".
"Like really you don't wan to know. This stuff will liky give me nightmares for a while so I sdon't want to be responsible for whatever could happen to you.", said Greed shutting down many more inquiries.
"Look it was a call from a co worker asking for some help ok . Now lets just leave it at that.".
Sensing the shift in attitude in the room the rest of the group let the matter go.
"Great so now where were we?", asked Greed his smile returning on his face.
"You didn't say.".
"Yeah you didn't say what monster we were going to see this time".
"Ah perfect then you guys in in for a treat with this one.".
With that being said Greed snapped his fingers and the screen started up again with static.
"This time you lot get to see a fan favorite..."
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And done . Oh boy this took way longer then it needed to. I know I know it was a garbage filler chapter not worth the almost 2 year wait. So I guess it's time for me to explain why this took so long .
I'm going to be honest from the last chapter till now I still lost interest in the MHA series and most of the fandom. When I started Mha I was told about how different it was from other shonen . About how it was doing new stuff others never did. It got me hyped up enough to give it a shot... and what did I find normal Shonen with a superhero palette swap . I still gave it a shot hoping it would break the mold... it didn't .
Now I'm not saying Mha is bad so don't think i'm attacking it. It's just not what I thought it was going to be . So with the direction it took I just fell out of liking it . I still like the fandom … at least the not toxic parts of it and the fanfictions but the main story no.
Secondly I stopped having fun writing. The whole point of me writing fanfiction was to write my silly little stories and post it somewhere for some people to maybe enjoy it. And in the beginning I did have fun. Then it stopped being fun .Cause I was having ideas for other tings but could write them cause I kept telling myself I have to write this first , pair that up with things in real life and well.
After a while of this I just lost interest in writing for a while, I had trapped myself in my head.
But now things are different . I have some order in my life. I have a path of how to proceed . And I got back my spark to write... just not for this fic.
Which brings me to the penultimate topic. The fate of this fic... I'm going to be honest I'm going to be focusing on the stuff I;m having fun with first and formost and sadly that means this fic is kind of on the low end priority list.
Does this mean this fic is dead... NO. It's not dead ….just going to be shelved . This means it will get updates... whenever I do a chapter. So I know I lot of you are going to be mad at this and I understand hell I've felt the exact same way and I'm sorry to do this to you. But at least you know now that theres no need to keep a close eye on this fic.
Now my last order of business. I'm mostly going to be moving to Archive of our own. NO I'm not abandoning Fanfiction just going to put my new fics there cause I like the format there a bit more. I will still Have my Shield Hero fanfiction here I'm not sure about moving that one but I'm will update it here at least.
And if it wasn't obvious enough . That last part with Greed on the phone was a plug in for a new Fic that's going to be on Archive of our own. As well as another one from the lunch break part as soon as I get permission first. I'm still going to have the same name their as I do here Insane boy.
Anyway that's all for now. I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter ( Please don't burn me to hard.) .See you whenever . Bye.