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A/N: I won't upload past Saturday until Wednesday to work on a couple of stories, as the only things that probably won't be updated are RWBY and Korra. (Though I will try just OC for both and work harder to think up dialogue.)
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Contributor: KuronoDono12.
Chapter VII: 28 Sneezes Later.
Lee's House 7:05 AM
Lee looks at his board of clues.
On the first day of eleventh grade, my friend Naruto and I got detention for a year for a prank we didn't commit. And now we have to break rules to try and prove we didn't break any rules. It's risky but does have its rewards. Like Naruto rocking out with the Dudes of Darkness?
He brought up a picture of an upcoming album for the DOD that also has Naruto playing with them.
I have to admit, that was pretty cool. The thing is, I heard they made the song that played during the prank. They didn't actually make it, but they did have a live recording. And now, I have it. But the song puts people into a weird trance.
Naruto and I seem to be immune to it, but is it actually safe for me to listen to? I don't mind putting myself in harm's way to find out…
Lee then looked at the track on his computer as he was charging his phone. "But–aw, man, do I have to?"
Unknown Location, 3:10 PM.
Lee is running through a tunnel that's white metallic walls, doors, and floors and is being chased by two people in hazmat suits as a beeping sound comes off him. He pauses to lean up against a wall, as the cleaners round the corner, and Lee starts running again, sneezing as he does so. In his hand, a file is clutched before falling down some stairs. "AAH!"
Lee's been knocked unconscious from the fall, and the file has spilled open, revealing that it contains information about him and Naruto as the hazmats gingerly approach the boy.
Earlier that day… 8:15 AM
All around A. Nigma High, students are wandering around sneezing, noses buried in tissues as Lee was leaning against his locker with a music player. "Even if it does mess me up, I have to listen to it." He sighed with a stuffed-up nose wiping his brow. "And it's not like it could make me feel any worse right now."
He turns on the song and a few seconds in, he hears a voice. "Switch the bag."
"What was that?" He asks before rewinding the song.
"Switch the bag."
Lee blinks at that. "Someone saying 'switch the bag'?"
RRRrrinnnggg!
The bell for classes rings, and Lee heads off to his first class.
Naruto coughed into his elbow in class before looking up to see the news.
Chaz and Tina seem to have escaped the ravages of the disease, as they look fine.
"Good morning, A. Nigma High, I'm Tina Kwee."
Chaz then leans in interrupting her. "And more importantly, I'm Chaz Monerainian. And in case you weren't horribly aware, a terrible flu is ripping through the school!" putting on a flu mask "But this is one student who won't be going down without a fight. How's my hair?"
The students watching the news are unimpressed by Chaz's self-absorption as Holger looks at Lee. "Oh, Lee, you don't look so good."
(Achoo!)
"I think I got what everyone else has," Lee replied as Naruto raised his hand.
"Ditto."
Holger then hands out a smelly dish to each of them. "Have some of Mama's germ-go-bye-bye pie. Make you strong like ox. Mmm. Handsome like ox, too." Lee gags and waves Holger away. "It's made from beluga gills and chicken legs with a tad of wild nikselnorf. You know, so you no get snotty in the face mouth."
Holger picks some food up with his hands and stuffs it into his mouth. He then offers the rest to Lee, who struggles to keep from puking.
"As with all common flus, it's best to drink plenty of water and get lots of rest."
Holger took another bite at that. "Holger eat extra so no get sick. Me no miss big special premiere of movie, Space Zombie Virus. 3. First hundred people getting cool space zombie masks." He says as Chaz speaks up.
"Is it the Chilean Pigeon flu? The Parisian Fruie-Fru Flu? The dreaded–" He then waved his hands dramatically. "Space. Zombie. Flu?"
Holger gasps in shock. Across the school, Cam has the same reaction.
Tina cleared her throat at that trying to regain control of the broadcast. "(Ahem.) A. Nigma High, it's just a normal everyday flu. No need to panic."
"No, panic now! Before the coughing, sneezing, itchy butt cramps, and crazy hallucinations turn your brain into space zombie goo!" haz yells as Barrage walks onto the set grabbing a microphone
"Okay you snot-dripping, cough-splattering (bleurgh!) Whenever I get sick my robot parts get all loopdy-loo. Listen up! We might all be as sick as Sam Dog! But I'm not going home to Mama. And neither is anyone else!" His robot arm starts spinning wildly, and he uses his human one to stop it. "We ain't gonna let some eeny-meeny chicken linguini virus beat us! We! Stay! The course! We're A. Nigma High."
Barrage's robot fist begins punching him in the face before Tina speaks. "Principal Barrage."
"Ow!" Barrage grabs his hand to stop it.
"Shouldn't students who are sick go home?" She continued as he growled.
"No one leaves!" He pulls out a remote control at that. "Not even the germs."
The principal presses a button on the remote, and every exit to the school shuts, with metal slabs covering the doors to complete the lockdown.
RRRRiinnggg!
Naruto walks out before falling against the wall.
"Naruto Uzumaki."
He groaned as he turned to VP Victoria. "Are you alright?"
"Not really…. Why are there four of you?" He asks before she places a hand on his forehead.
"Why you're burning up… I'll try to get Principal Barrage to-!" She stopped as Naruto collapsed into unconsciousness.
Victoria then calls for cleaners to take Naruto to the nurse's office.
(A/N: This is canon, feel free to skim)
The bell then rings, and sick students flood into the halls. A germaphobic Irwin cowers away from everyone's sneezes and coughs until Evan sneezes directly onto him. "Gah gah I'm infected!" He yells as he runs Camillio uses his hood as a shield
"Coming through! Keep your greenies to yourself, ick-faces!" He joins up with his friends. "Whoa, close one! Everyone is like, mucho sick to the max! Whateves." Lee sneezes at that. "You guys ready for space zombies and all the brains you can eat or what?" He asks before pretending to be a zombie "Uuuhhh."
He advances on Holger who's pretending he has a ray gun "Back off, zombie menace. Space Marine Holger stop you. Pcchew!"
"Unnnh!"
"Your father ate my dog."
Cam and Holger laugh as Lee coughs. "Yo Ping! What gives? No 'pachoo' too?" He asks before looking around. "Where's Naruto?"
"Nurse's office," Lee replied with a cough.
"Aww. Lee is kafloofashanked. Ja?" Holger asks as Lee blows his nose.
"Oh no, Naruto and Lee's sick too? But free space zombie masks, bro! And mucho pew pew! Ah well, sucks to be you, homes." Cam said to Lee who sniffed.
"Ah, everyone's sick. Maybe it's a side effect of the prank song."
Camillio sighed at that. "Okay wait, first you think the song like, hypnotizes people, and now you think it makes you sick? You're paranoid, Floyd." He finished as Tina spoke over the intercom.
"Would the following students report to Room 113b: Giuseppe Stern and Ed McFeeney."
Lee is about to respond but has his attention grabbed by the Red Tazelwurm behind his friends. Strangely, the Red Tazelwurm is wearing a monocle, a top hat, and a sweater with the A. Nigma school colors. Furthermore, the Red Tazelwurm is carrying a baton, is standing on its tail, and has somehow grown a mustache and beard. As Lee watches, the Red Tazelwurm does a dance, spins the cane around, and then takes off.
"Tell me you guys are seeing the Tazelwurm tap-dancing too." He asks getting the two to back away.
"Lee's brain is kaflipaflooped!" Holger said as he and Cam backed away from Lee.
"Dude! This is just like the movie! First the coughing–" Camilio stops as Lee coughs. "Then the sneezing–" Lee sneezes at that. "Some itchy butt cramps–" And Lee scratches his butt At that. "And then hallucinating thingys and you turn into–" He stops and leaps into Holger's arms in fear.
"Space zombies/Space zombies!"
"Chaz was right! This is the space zombie flu bro! For reals, yo!" Cam yelled as Tina walked up to them.
"There is no space zombie flu. And Chaz is never right."
"Oh yeah, muchacha? I read all eight books of the trilogy, uhhkay? And everybody knows if it was in a book it has to be true." Cam spoke as he got out of Holger's arms.
Cam and Holger leave, and the cleaners are placing cameras inside the school before a television set turns on with Barrage. "Pffwah! Attention you walking mucus membranes!"
"Ah, I'm late for detention. Gotta go." Lee runs off as Tina waves goodbye.
"I might be too darn sick to patrol the halls, but that doesn't mean I'm not watching your every move!" He lets out a hacking cough before continuing. "Now rest assured, I can see every spasm on your pathetic little spleenses."
Victoria looks up at a TV in the hall she's in to speak. "Goodness, Principal Barrage. Instead of spying on every one, shouldn't we be letting these poor, sick kids go home and rest!"
"Never! I will not tolerate insubordination, VICE Principal." The general cut the camera feed, and the screen goes dark.
Detention.
Lee is in detention, contemplating checking out the prank song. Behind him, Biffy has a sewing machine. "Uh..."
Biffy speaks not looking up. "Double detention." He then plucks a new needle from his mouth. "Which gives me plenty of time for sweater-making! Turns out Mr. Rumple was really Mrs. Rumple. Now her six new kittens are gonna need name-tag sweaters so I can tell 'em apart. Where's Naruto?"
Lee holds out his music player and stands. "Nurse's office. Do me a favor, listen to this. It might be dangerous, but if you wanna take a chance, just tell me if you hear something weird." He then presses play and they hear music.
"Switch the bag."
"Sounds like 'switch the bag,' right?"
"I don't know. It's so hard to tell since I'm so hypnotized." biffy replies in a monotone voice as Lee's jaw drops open. "Dude I'm just kidding."
"Seriously, listen."
"Switch the bag." They heard the words again.
"I don't get it. How come we're both immune to this?" He rewinds the recording again.
The sounds of the prank song travel through the vents and down into the ears of the Red Tazelwurm, who is locked in a completely white room. The Red Tazelwurm has been chained down, and as it struggles to get free two people in hazmat suits enter the room. The Red Tazelwurm breaks its chains at this point, however, and swiftly knocks both of its opponents down before leaping into the vents with a hiss.
Inside the detention room, Lee and Biffy are still paying attention to the song–until the vent cover opens and the Red Tazelwurm sticks its head out. "Uh, dude? I don't think the Tazelwurm's a fan of your taste in music." Biffy says as Lee tries to turn it off.
The Red Tazelwurm exits the vents, lands on Lee's desk, and sticks its face up to Lee's. "Aah!" Lee furiously taps at his phone. Suddenly, the Red Tazelwurm grabs it and disappears into the vents. "Hey, my phone!"
Suddenly, a wave of sickness crashes over him, and he leans back against the teacher's desk. When he looks back towards the vents, the Red Tazelwurm looks out, once again wearing the mustache, beard, monocle, sweater, and top hat. It clambers over the vent's missing cover and beckons Lee to follow with its tail.
"Did you see that? The monocle? The mustache? He winked at me!"
Biffy blinked at that. "I think the flu's eating your brain, man." Lee tries to reach the vents and fails. "Seriously, dude, you're too sick to be in secret spy-man mode today."
Lee: "Don't worry, I'm (Achoo!) Sneezetastic. If my mom finds out I lost the phone I begged her to buy, it'll be- (Achoo!)" Lee sneezes again and blows his nose.
"Yeah okay, plus you need the song, I get it. Just stop sneezing on my kitty sweaters!" Biffy sighs as Lee pushes a chair up to the vent and gets ready to climb in. "Hold up." He pulls an earpiece out of a drawer of confiscated phones and places it next to his phone. "Synced! Go get 'em, snotty!" He tosses Lee the earpiece.
Biffy, tracking both the Red Tazelwurm via red dot and Lee via green on his computer speaks "Little guy's moving fast." He says as suddenly, the Red Tazelwurm reverses course. "Whoa, look out! He's comin' atcha."
In the vents, the Red Tazelwurm passes by Lee where the vent system forks, heading left. The lunch bell rings. "Dude! Lunch is over! Better get to class before Barrage finds out."
"I gotta get my phone back! I need that song, it's a major clue!"
Class.
Cam and Holger's class is filled with sick people, including the teacher, who is too drained to teach. "Seven hours 'til the movie, bro. We gotta somehow avoid all this mucho sickness or we're never gonna make it." Cam said to Holger.
"Cam. Me is scared."
"(Achoo!)"
Steve sneezes and topples over. "Me is scared too, bro." Cam, said as Chaz appeared behind them.
"We need to get out of here before we turn into–them!" Chaz said looking at Giuseppe, who was moaning like a zombie before he faceplants onto his desk.
"Owhaho! Space zombie flu!" Holger said as Chaz nods.
"Yeah, exactly, we're all doomed. Chaz is outta here!" He runs for the door as Cam looks at Holger. "Uh, he's right. If we don't get outta here too, we're gonna turn into space zombies before we even get to see Space Zombies."
Holger nods at that. "True, and that will ruin movie if Holger already know zhe ending."
Vents.
Lee is moving through the ducts and almost runs into a fan. Aah!"
Biffy then whispers as he is in class. "Dude. What's up?"
"Almost had my first shave. And my last. Where's the Tazelwurm now?"
"The next right. Oh! And left."
The Red Tazelwurm stops by a vent opening. When Lee catches up, it dives down the vent, and Lee grabs for the lizard. In doing so, he falls, and both Lee and the Red Tazelwurm end up falling down a tube that blocks both of their signals. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
In his class, Biffy whispers as the dots turn off. "Lee? Yo, Lee? Tazelwurm got your tongue?" He then speaks loudly "Lee!" The teacher, having heard this last statement, clears his throat and looks at Biffy pointedly. "Uh, sorry."
In the halls, Barrage barks orders from a TV set to keep traffic flowing. "Slow down! Pick up the pace. You're late! You're early! Sides up! Shoulders back."
Barrage's Office.
Barrage's cyborg eye senses pathogens on his monitor. "Huuuih! Darn germs! Get off the monitor!" Barrage sprays the screen with disinfectant. When it clears, he prepares to take a sip of tea, but his illness causes his robot hand to shake, splattering him with the hot liquid. "OOWWWWWWWWW!" His robot leg is the next to malfunction, shooting his monitors with a power surge that turns them off.
After this his cyborg eye acts up, showing him a translucent villain dressed like a 1940s soldier.
"Colonel Von Virus. I should have known you were behind this!"
The hallucination nodded at that. "Guten tagen Herr Barrage. Ve meet again. And now, I release your disease-infested students on ze vurld!"
"I don't think so, Colonel." Barrage narrows his eye and holds up the remote. "No one gets out without this!"
The Colonel and the General begin to fight over the remote. The vice principal looks in through the window on Barrage's office door and sees the principal fighting with himself and her eyes widen in shock.
Lee.
Lee recovers from his fall, and he realizes that he's in an odd location full of polished metal tunnels and rough rocks. "Where am I? Biffy? Is this...real?" He asks as his vision blurs slightly and the monocled Red Tazelwurm drops down next to Lee.
"Lookssssss...like you've taken a tumble. May I offer you a claw?" He asks having Lee blink.
"You… Can talk?"
The Red Tazelwurm nods at that. "Of coursssssse, I can talk." dancing "I can dance, ta-da! I can–" singing operatically
SINNNNNGGGG!
He sings like an opera singer before moving close to Lee. "But I hate! that song you were playing. Come along now, and I'll show you why."
The Red Tazelwurm wriggles down the hallway. Lee's eyesight blurs. "Wait. It's the fever. I'm dreaming all of this… Right?" Lee asks before he begins following the Red Tazelwurm.
Chaz, Holger, And Camillio.
Holger, Cam, and Chaz look at the front doors from their spot in the hall. Unfortunately, it is clogged with sick students and Cam and Chaz opt to take off running at full speed for the door. They reach the doors as Holger starts running after them. He slides underneath a student and meets the other two at the door. Cam tries to pull the door open but finds it locked. "Well, I'm pretty sure locking the doors breaks most of the fire code rules."
Cam looks at Chaz at that. "What about the escape from zombie rules, bro?"
"Unnh! Locked? But I have a note from my mom!"
They look to see Brandy by them before she heaves at the door bodily as Chaz yells. "Oh come on let us out! I am way too handsome to throw up all over myself."
"Stop!" Cam yells as he puts a hand on Brandy's shoulder. "We need another way out of this zombie infestation. What would Lance Pinto, the star of the zombie movies do?"
"Duh. Get a new agent?" Brandy spoke in a sarcastic voice.
"Go to roof?" Holger asks raising a hand as Cam smiles.
"Exactly! Come with us!" Cam told Brandy as Chaz and Holger headed for the roof. "We won't let any flu zombies chew on your super-hot chiquita brain."
Barrage's Office.
Barrage looks on as Colonel Von Virus has won control of the remote. "So Herr Barrage, first I own zhew, and now I own ze remote, and soon, I will own, ze whole vurld!"
The Colonel laughs wildly before suddenly, Barrage reaches up and sprays him with disinfectant. "Own this, you diseased pusbag!" The colonel screams in pain as Barrage grabs the remote. "Ha! A weakness at last." He then pulls up a walkie-talkie. "Hazmat squad, disinfect protocol E-T. Scrub the school down! Double time!"
He hears the hazmat's get to work.
Lee.
Lee is following the Red Tazelwurm around the tunnels. Suddenly, the Red Tazelwurm stops, puts a claw to its ear, and hisses. Two hazmats are approaching. To avoid them, Lee ducks between a pair of stone pillars and breathes a sigh of relief when they pass him by. He then peaks out to see who summoned them and gasps when he spots a group of scientists including his father wearing a lab coat over his clothes. "Dad?"
His dad lofts a glance in the direction of the noise, but Lee has already ducked out of sight again.
"(Achoo!)
However, Lee's sneeze gives him away. He begins running again, and the cleaners chase him. Suddenly, Lee is tackled into a room sitting on the side of the corridor by the Red Tazelwurm, who hisses at Lee as the door slides shut behind them, leaving them in darkness.
Cam, Holger, Brandy, And Chaz.
Cam, Holger, Brandy, and Chaz are ascending the stairs before Cam stops. "Ssh!"
Cam pushes open a door and looks out. He spots a pair of janitors spraying down the hall. Shutting the door again, Cam turns to face the others and makes several hand signs. "What's he mean?" Brandy asks as Holger smiles.
"Hmm. Popcorn is ready, but shoes are too tight."
"No, bro, the exit!" Cam sighs out.
In the hallway, the janitors work on a portrait of Alexander Nigma, a man who's slightly overweight, and balding grey hair and a beard wearing a black suit with feather dusters. The group walks down the hall, and all is going well until the bell rings to signal the end of a class period and students spill out into the halls. "Eww! Grossness!" Brandy yells out.
"Ahh! We're surrounded. It's everyone for themselves!" Chaz yells before collapsing to the floor "Aaaaaahhhahahahhh. Okay, this is it." He takes out his phone and begins filming himself. "I have to say something meaningful, on the spot, wow, so unfair. (Ahem.) This, will probably be my last broadcast, okay? If you're listening, I probably had my gorgeous brain devoured like an expensive dessert. Please just remember me, ponder my greatness, and my teeth."
Brandy sighs in annoyance at that. "Will you shut up already? I'm supposed to be the drama queen."
Camillio notices that the cleaners have put down their blasters, and he tries to signal this to Holger who nods. "Ja. I would like a ham sandwich. Thank you please!"
Camillio facepalms at that. "No, grab those soakers, bro!" Cam and Holger each grab a soaker gun the cleaners use and ready their weapons. "Grab Chaz, let's go!"
Holger runs down the side of the hall, blasting anyone who comes close then grabs Chaz by the arm. "Aaaahhh!"
Holger hauls Chaz away. Brandy, meanwhile, is backing away from Trevor, who is about to sneeze on her. Suddenly, Trevor gets a faceful of disease-killing mist. "I know. I'm pretty awesome, right?"
"AAAAAHHH!"
Cam looks behind him and sees three Dudes of Darkness advancing. Cam backs away from them in the direction of his escape team. When he reaches Brandy, however, she grabs the blaster and uses it on the rock band. "C'mon! To the roof!" she said to them.
Brandy and Holger lead the way with their blasters while Cam and Chaz bring up the rear. The Dudes of Darkness get up again, though, and give chase. The group has almost reached the door to the roof when Cyrus hocks a loogie at the group that splatters on Cam's cheek. Cam scrubs at his cheek to try and get the spit off. The group exits through the door to the roof, while the rock band heads into the restroom.
Lee.
"AAH! Please don't kill me!"
The Red Tazelwurm laughs kindly at Lee. "I didn't bring you down here to kill you."
The Red Tazelwurm wanders over to a control panel. It presses a button on a panel, and some blinds over a window go up. On the other side of the window is a large television with speakers, four green lights on the top, and a massive apparatus behind the television. In front of the TV is a reclining chair. "What is this?"
The Red Tazelwurm turns to him. "It's a brainwashing room. The teenage mind is so… Rubbery."
The Red Tazelwurm pushes another button, and the brainwashing apparatus comes to life. Pictures of green apples, bottles of Green Apple Splat, and cans of Green Apple Splat flash on the screen. All of these images are accompanied by the song that played during the prank. "Whoa, the prank song? Everyone listened to it and now they're all sick! Of course, it all adds up, the song gave everyone the flu! (Achoo!)"
Much of his spittle lands on the Red Tazelwurm, who wipes his face disgustedly. "No, the song puts people into a trance, yes. I hate it. I heard you playing it from down here, but the flu? It's just the flu. But it is highly contagious, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't sneeze on me again."
Lee nods at that as the Tazelwurm narrows his eyes. "Right. Why doesn't it affect me? Or Naruto? Or Biffy?"
"You three are unbrainwashable. It'sss like how some people can curl their tongue and others can't." The Tazelwurm replies and sticks out its exceedingly long tongue, curling it to demonstrate.
Barrage's Office.
Colonel Von Virus has been sprayed into a melted blob on the floor. "You might be able to beat me, but you'll never defeat my army!" He yells as a bunch of translucent viral soldiers form around the principal.
Brandy, Holger, Chaz, and Cam.
The group of four is standing on the roof and looking at a broken fire escape ladder. "Uhhuhhuh. Now I'll never get to my hair appointment!" Brandy wines and stomps her foot.
"Chance of survival? Not good. We're the only healthy ones left." Chaz says as he films himself before Cam sneezes.
The eyes of the rest of the group narrow. "Hey hey yo yo no it's cool man, no, I just have like allergies and stuff."
"No, you don't. You're like, sick! Holger, disinfect him, or we're next!" Brandy says to Holger who was holding a gun.
Holger looks at his friend nervously. He lets out a strangled sound. "No! Please! I'm (Achoo!) totally fine!"
Lee.
Lee and the Red Tazelwurm are still watching the brainwashing room. "So what is all this for?" He asks as the Red Tazelwurm hands him a file. "What's this?"
"It'sss something you've been looking for, my boy. The truththththththththth!" The Red Tazelwurm says and glides off as Lee takes a look inside the file.
"This is all about me and Naruto!" He says seeing a picture of his young parents holding a baby in a foreign land as well as a baby Naruto walking as a man's hands hold his hands up out of frame. "Hey. I don't remember being there."
The Red Tazelwurm then leaps onto Lee's shoulders. "It'sss all a big game, my boy. And you, you have a very big role to play in it. Don't you see? They're trying to–"
BEEP-BEEP!
A beeping tone is heard, and the brainwashing device shuts down. The Red Tazelwurm gasps as two cleaners enter the room, and the Red Tazelwurm protectively moves its body in front of Lee. It advances on the cleaners, allowing Lee to exit the room. Lee begins running down a metal hall, and the cleaners give chase.
"(Achoo!)"
Lee sneezes but pushes his sick body to keep going, to escape. He rounds a corner, but the cleaners are hot on his heels. When he manages to build up a lead and slip around another corner, he leans on a wall to rest, but the cleaners soon catch up to him and he's off and running again. He nervously glances back while running away, and while he's distracted he misses seeing some stairs and falls them."AAH!"
Lee hits the floor and is knocked out instantly. The cleaners catch up and shuffle the loose papers that fall out of the file back into it.
Brandy, Holger, Chaz, and Cam.
On the roof, Cam is having a sneezing fit.
"No! Seriously! It's not what you think, man! It's Chaz's cheap cologne!"
"What are you waiting for, Holger, soak him!" Chaz yells out followed by Brandy.
"C'mon, Holger, you want to go to the space-zombie–premiere–whatever thingy, right? Spray him!"
"Hmm. Holger want zombie mask."
"C'mon, do it! Soak him and send him back inside with the other zombies! It's the only way to stay safe!" Chaz yells out after Holger.
Camillio waved his hands at that. "Don't do it, H. They're gonna suck my brain out in there, homes. It's the only one I got."
"Cam, you are my BFF till old man times. Buut..." Holger says before he points the blaster at Cam.
"Aw come on, homes." Cam sighs as Holger's finger tightens on the trigger.
Barrage's Office.
The principal is fighting off soldiers with his disinfectant spray. "Is that the best you got?! 'Cause I got more than that!" Barrage yells and pulls out his remote.
RRRiinnnggg!
Suddenly, the bell to end school rings, and Colonel Von Virus, now revived and rejuvenated, laughs evilly. He presses a button on Barrage's remote, and the school doors swing open. Angry, Barrage growls and sprays the colonel. "I vill return! And ze vengeance will be all miiiuuugghhhh."
"Class. De-smissed." The principal's eyes roll back in his head and he faints.
Roof.
The group is still engaged in a standoff with Cam. "Spray him!"
Holger's finger tightens on the trigger. Suddenly, the group hears the sound of cheering. They go to the edge of the roof and see everyone leaving.
"The doors! I can go home, mama! I made it through the day without getting sick." Chaz yells as he runs for the door. "Sweet victory is Chaz's!" He then trips and falls down the stairs. "Ooh! Guh! Ah-huh! Aah! Oh! Ow-ow! Ohhhh! I'm okay, I'm Chaz Monerainian. (Achoo!)Oh, great! Sniffles! Fantastic."
"What. Ever." Brandy sighs before leaving herself.
"Bro, you weren't really gonna, like (Achoo!) betray me, were you?" Cam asks Holger who backs away.
"Me go now before Cam makes me kafloofashanked."
Camillio sneezes again. "Ka-floofashanked? Me? Never, dude! I uh–" Cam then falls on the roof of the building, unconscious.
Detention.
Lee wakes up in the detention room. "Huh? Whuh? How did I get here? The file!"
Biffy opens the detention room door onto Niles Peg and walks into the room. "Lost you back in the vents, where'd ya go?"
"I–don't, know, there was this room and the Green Apple Splat and the hypnotizing and the Tazelwurm could talk and my, my dad was there?" He said as Biffy nodded.
"Riight. Uh, what about your phone?"
"Uh–"
Lee's phone drops out of the vent. When it hits the ground, the prank song begins playing.
"Switch the bag."
Biffy blinks at that. "You know, maybe you're right. Maybe it does say switch the bag."
"Yeah, but who switched the bag? That's what I wanna (Achoo!) " He sneezes, and then begins coughing.
Victoria walks in at that. "Goodness, Lee Ping, you go straight home right this instant! You're way too sick for detention today. Naruto already left as the nurse gave him a ride home."
Biffy smiles as he watches Lee leave and fakes a sneeze "Achoo! (Ahem.) Cough! (Ahem.)"
Victoria smiles as she folds her arms under her bust. "Nice try, Biffy T."
Biffy frowns at that.
Lee's Room 9:55 PM.
Lee is in his room eating soup. Suddenly, a video chat opens on his computer of Holger wearing a mask. "I say 'boo!' to you." He laughs.
Camillio opens in a separate window. "Ghosts say boo, Holger. Zombies go uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. We've been over this like a hundred times, dude."
Naruto opens one as well before coughing out of frame. "Oh shit! This sucks!" He wines as he coughed up phlegm.
Holger smiles at him. "Lookie! Masks for everybody!" He holds up three other masks for Lee Naruto and Cam. "How was detention time, Lee?"
"Too weird to explain. I think I just crashed and slept all day and then had this really weird dream."
Knock-Knock!
"Hey, kiddo. I hear you got the flu!" Mr. Ping said looking in
"Uh, dad? Were you at–school today?"
Lee's father briefly looks worried but soon covers it up by laughing. "At school? I was at work all day! Heh. Why?"
"Heh. No reason. Night, Dad."
"Good night, son." He says before he leaves.
'Wow. So I really did dream the whole thing.' He thinks before turning his computer off
Unknown Location.
At the school, in the underground tunnels, the Red Tazelwurm snarls and enters a tunnel.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Contributor: KuronoDono12.
I won't upload past Saturday until Wednesday to work on a couple of stories, as the only things that probably won't be updated are RWBY and Korra. (Though I will try just OC for both and work harder to think up dialogue.)
REMEMBER TO VOTE. I'm at 128. If I'm not at 150 by the second week of December, I'll take it down.
Next to be updated will be most stories on Wednesday night.
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Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺