A/N: Be prepared to feel emotions. All my characters are near and dear to me. And I wanted each of them to give off the sass but also so the Christmas feel to them. Happy Belated Christmas to everyone. I hope your Christmas is going amazing, happy Holidays to all who don't celebrate Christmas and enjoy yourselves and stay safe.

Christmas special upcoming.

Michael: "ooh!!! I was a little boy!!!! Taking a lovely stroll by the lake side!!!"

Camiel: "oh!!! Was I a little girl!!! placing my hands in yours that night!!!"

Michael: "I couldn't remember what you said to me, but the way you looked out into the New York scene was a dream come true!!!"

Camiel: "Tell me, was I on your mind, lately I've been wasting time in this city making new feelings with you!!!"

Michael: "calling you, after midnight. Telling you, all my story in one minute like a Hallmark on a commercial break."

Camiel: "I've been feeling really good as of late, telling you what you want to hear!!! Telling you what you want to feel-"

Raven: Chika? Did you tell them to karaoke a song they know nothing about the meaning to?

Chicacora: *wickedly laughs* yes I did.

Raven: you are a hazard to society-

Uriel: Honestly I wanted to see if Michael could actually sing. But when Chika wrote down some lyrics for the angel to sing and told him "there is no way he could be that good at singing." I knew we were all in for a vengeance saga and delayed form of a dog fight. And I am telling you now, I am all here for it.

Remiel: oof!!! Drama is in the house, and I'm not the one starting it this time.

Raven: Listen, I am also all for drama and a cat fight, but Perilla has challenged "that we all couldn't last long enough without breaking into a fight" and I intend to prove her wrong. (whistles at the boys) if you plan on losing some good grace points and that chocolate easter egg!!! I suggest you fight!!!

Remiel: Why are you helping out your competition?

Raven: well, knowing them, I don't think I'll have one.

Chicacora: *tisk* Come on!!! That is not fair.

Raven: It's not fair, but it's so true. I mean come on? The whole place knows that you and Michael or any of the angels you meet won't hold up for five seconds without trying to slice each other's throats in. I have to actually have a reason for being able to get a trophy and feel like I won it…hey Az how long we have it for?

Azrael: Your banking on 12 minutes!!!

Raven: (turns back to chika) make it past 15 and he's all yours to maul down like a samurai.

Chicacora: But Raven, I had him so close to taking me down with a bear sized anger,

Raven: I don't care, I want to win the right way. You only have 3 minutes left.

Chicacora: I want to piss him off so much that he's trying to pound me into the ground-!!!

Michael: *smirks* What type of pounding are we talking about?

Raven: if it is the beat down with hand to hand fight, count me in when there isn't a prize with my name on it. But if it is the other combat type style where you're rough housing it in the bedroom, go get a room, one, two why would you try and flirt like that?

Michael: what? What? No!!! No-no, no, no, no, no, no, I am not into that one, and two, I don't like Chika enough to tap that. I was asking how he would like to be pounded because-

Raven: Because you're sad, alone, and need a date?

Michael: No!!! That's not it-

Everyone: (complaining) oh come on!!!! Dude!!! Why? Just…why?

Chicacora: (looks at him with disgust) call your therapist and have him set you up for a sex drive refund cause this AA battery has left the station and would like to not be your vibe for the night!!! Thank you next.

Michael: I said it was not like that!!!

Chicacora: Listen Michey, I'm too old for you, I also have a life, and a Wife, I also am a father. Like…have you taken into consideration that I am a taken, off limits to any public activities, married man? I mean…what would be at stake here if I allowed you to "tap that-?"

Michael: I wouldn't tap you, you're too flat in way too many areas.

Chicacora: oh my gosh!!! I didn't think you saw me in such a way before.

Michael: saw you as a flat concoction with zero personality to his name? Really? You didn't think I loathed you that much? Wow…your ego must be spreading thin if you think Loath is love-

Chicacora: I mean, with the way you chase after the demon population one could mistaken your type.

Michael: why you- (pounces on chika and the two tackle each other)

Perilla: It's Christmas, people!!! For 6 minutes today we can not start drama.

Raven: wow…what's for six minutes?

Perilla: dinner.

Raven: …(looks at Zadkiel) how come our dinners lasted for 6 hours?

Michael: because she wanted to spend as much time with you as possible before she'd throw you away out the window, you know, get the hours added up to 60 before trading in the hours for a permit that lasts your 18 months and then toss it in the trash to make way for the permanent version-

Chicacora: do you even know what you're saying?

Michael: yes.

Chicacora: that's a lie if I've ever heard one-!!

Michael: (tackles him again and the two are again fighting)

Raven: Az be real with me, did they make it past 15?

Azrael: they made it to 20.

Raven: Yes!!! I won by default!!!

Secret Santa

Chicacora: alrighty Michey, open up mine.

Michael: I don't want to.

Chicacora: why not?

Michael: cause I fear it's something that'll end in my downfall.

Chicacora: Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

Michael: What feelings? Oh!!! Oh!!! Do you mean the one that you stole from the Grinch last Christmas and the years before that, before his heart grew 3 sizes that day? Is it that one?

Chicacora: …

Michael: let me tell ya, for the longest time I wondered how a person could change so quickly from throwing toys and a whole "whoville" dinner to saving it and having the feast look freshly made after having it sitting out in the snow all day, cause let me tell ya, that scene took more retakes than a thanksgiving preparation the day before…hold on…where was I going with this?

Raven: something about the grinch and how Chika stole a man's feelings who stole christmas.

Michael: How was I supposed to fit that into an actual sentence?

Raven: repeat after me, "Chika stole a man's determined hatred fluid by the fact that other people had a passion for hope, and when all things failed and what he got out of it was the wrong attitude with the right message from some little girl who's actress gone bad, he gave up hatred and discarded like a bad banana, no pun intended, and so that's how Chika became Chika, and the Grinch's Heart grew 3 sizes that day."

Michael: ok, Chika, your all of what she just said but dumbed down to my version and therefore the reason in why I would never open a present labeled "from Chika"

Chicacora: what if the label said "Mickey Mouse?"

Michael: Then I will debate it and bring it to the "Club House" Company.

Uriel: What if it was from "RDJ?"

Michael: if it was from RDJ" I would cut off my right wing and send it to RDJ in hopes that he actually gave me a present.

Uriel: What are you getting out of hurting yourself?

Michael: Other than a restraining order, I'm looking forward to the day that RDJ actually acknowledged my existence.

Raven: …ok!!! Who got me a present?

Peggy: (stands up and give her the box)

Raven: …what is this supposed to be…the first 3 digits of my social security number? Like…why is the box so small?

Peggy: I got you a present, take it or leave it.

Raven: (opens the box) a key?

Peggy: yup. I suggest you check outside the window.

Raven: (looks out the window to find a mercedes 300SL Gullwing) how!!!?!?

Peggy: well, asking my sister for what she thinks you like was my safest bet. And I wanted to stay in favor of you.

Raven: why?

Peggy: in case you didn't like my other present.

Raven: What was your first present?

Peggy: a coloring book.

Raven: …what the fudge? A coloring book?

Peggy: yup.

Raven: You're a smart angel with some sense to yourself.

Peggy: please elaborate.

Raven: well I mea, I just assumed you would give me a hard puzzle to try and piece together, but your brain thought of a coloring book to give me?

Peggy: I…did think of a puzzle as simple as your brain span, but being the me that knows you would find it as complex as your ego, I thought the safest bet would be a-

Raven: a child's toy?

Peggy: yup!!!

Raven: …well shoot…thank you for paying attention to detail.

Peggy: …? Why aren't you more mad and offended?

Raven: why should I be? You put your pure hatred aside and bought me a car. A really expensive car. So why should I feel mad or "offended" in your choice of words. You do want to feel good about this secret santa don't you?

Peggy: …

Raven: you know…make yourself look like the better creature all while rubbing your ego in my face?

Peggy: oh Raven…your calm isn't calming anymore.

Raven: Gee pegasus. I bet that car's budget was what makes your ego feel less bruised by the minute.

Peggy: Want to elaborate there, Fallen?

Raven: Why so? I mean that car is nice as all get out, but I wouldn't mind your first choice at all. They say coloring outside of the box allows for creativity to spark in a young infant's mind. It is what you think of me right? Since you have the brain power to make and create these complex boxes that no man, Creature or even God can solve. Yet for some strange reason this "little infinite" solved your problems in 7 minutes which took you 7 years to make. And yet you still have problems.

Everyone: …

Raven: Thank you for the car pegasus.

Chicacora: …so who'd gotten me?

The horse incident

Melton: open, open.

Richy: ok mr sandman, calm yourself down.

Nana: Just open it. Cap has been on a christmas high for 4 days and in a good mood, I don't want it ruined.

Richy: I might've had something to do with it.

Melton: open the box please.

Richy: (opens the box) …are these-

Melton: I am so glad you asked!!! These are the tickets to the horse trail ride over at "Horse Stage Park"

Richy: …really?

Melton: yup!!! I promised Sophie that I would take her to ride horses for the first time in her life, and now that she is old enough to partner up with me or you, or one of her other siblings, I thought now would be a perfect time as any.

Richy: right!!!

Melton: What's with the look?

Richy: nothing, nothing, just I see they say…VIP? Are they expensive?

Melton: not expensive when you have a great uncle who works at the park…or better yet…owns the park.

Richy: …oh…you have a Great uncle that's still alive?

Melton: …no…no..I meant great as in…he's amazing and cool and has never seeded to let me down.

Richy: So your uncle owns that park now?

Melton: Has been since I was born. Either way I was able to get the tickets for free.

Richy: oh…how nice…now…now I have nothing to worry about.

Val: (looks at Nana knowingly)

Nana: (sipping on their coffee and looking at Val knowingly) oh…this…this is going to be fun.

(at the horse park)

Mac: and that my friends is how we do things here at Horse Stage Park!!! Please enjoy yourselves on this wonderful trail ride and keep a close eye on your kids under age. I hear there are bears and wild dogs out there.

Sophie: no need to worry sir, my papa and daddy are the two wildest rides in the wilderness. I know this because my Papa has fought 5 FBI most wanted Criminals, worked alongside the FBI, and shot a bear once, even almost escaping a polar bear. And my Daddy is the best sharp shooter this side of the west has ever seen and met, he single handedly took down a bunch of bad men while having been imprisoned 4 different times. He took down 3 majorly known maffia's and even went undercover taking them out, inside out!!! Kablam!!!

Mac: wow…you give good bedtime stories to your kids. My wife would like to marry a guy like you.

Richy: It's a good thing your wife has standards, but he's my man.

Melton: honey? Sophie dear, let's not go telling people what we teach you in the privates of our home-

Richy: don't say that-

Melton: Why not?

Richy: because you sound creepy.

Toshi: You do sound like you're trying to kidnap Sophie and keep her in your home as some…child…um…you know?

Melton: …that…ok Sophie…look over there an Appaloosa!!!

Richy: *chuckles* want to know why people call 'em that?

Melton: please don't-

Sophie: enlighten me father with your terrible dad joke-

Richy: well, if you give them an apple we lose ya.

Melton: I love your…enthusiasm. (kisses him on the cheek)

Richy: thanks me too. You want to know what you call a horse trapped in an iceberg?

Melton: no…I do not-

Richy: a Frissian.

Sophie: *chuckles* This is going to be fun!!!! Daddy, Daddy!!! I am going to finally ride on the appaloosa!!! I will dominate the world and crush it with my bare feet, and the world will know my name!!!!

Toshi: What's your name, girl?

Sophie: Sophie the first!!! Hey, do you think I'll be able to talk to it like in the show?

Angela: If you dream big, you'll find yourself able to do all sorts of things.

Melton: *laughs* yes indeed. (holds Richy's hand) Are you ready for the best ride of your life?

Richy: …(looks at the horse) …hey…Mac? Right?

Mac: yes?

Richy: Is there a way to…um…I don't know…take a chance on riding with my husband by any chance?

Mac: Are you scared of a little horse?

Richy: no…I just would rather feel safer in my husband's arms, thank you very much. After all, Christmas is about spending time with the people you love, and what better way than to spend that time in my husband's warm embrace?

Mac: …very touching. Listen, whatever makes you feel comfortable, makes me money, and doesn't get me fired because a twinkling star like you doesn't go around suing the company, I don't care what you do this christmas.

Richy: …you know what? I am going to ride my own horse, I am going to prove to you that I can do things on my own. And I am going to have fun.

Mac: so…you're going to get your own horse?

Richy: yes. 5 of your finest horses, my good sir!!!

Mac: cool…45.50 if you will?

Richy: (pulls out his card and hands it to Mac)

Mac: pleasure doing business with you.

Richy: pleasure is all mine.

(5 hours and 45 minutes later)

Mac: You look terrible!!!

Dotty: shut your mouth Mac!!!! Oh!!! Joshie pie!!!! I thought you were dead!!! When Toshi told me that the two of you strayed from the group and left without a single word, I started to dial up the police!!!

Mac: he's fine-

Dotty: thanks to your help, which means you didn't help at all!!!! My child could've been lost, or hurt, or worse!!!! Dead!!?!

Richy: First of all, we were lost, we were hurt, but we weren't dead.

Dotty: ooooh…Richy…

Richy: it is never lovely to see you after having encountered bears and a bobcat.

Dotty: you let my son encounter wild animals!!?!?! What sort of husband are you? *gasps* This is a cause for divorce!!! Melton!!! I knew it, I knew it!!! This man is going to get you killed-

Melton: What's the fun in life and marriage without a little risk?

Dotty: you almost died tonight-

Mac: hold on…there are actual wild, wild animals around here-?

Dotty: you didn't know!!!?!?!?!?

Richy: Your mother yelling, is the death of everyone's ears.

Melton: yes. Yes it is. (grabs richy and swings him around and kisses him)

Richy: hmmm…what was that for?

Melton: just a taste of what you'll be getting tonight. *winks*

The Garage Sail

Mike: (phone rings and he picks it up) hello?

Allen: I know we don't talk much-

Mike: We don't talk at all, unless it is about work, or you need a favor.

Allen: right…so I was thinking…what if we went out…just you and me, just…I don't know…Catch up on some men talk?

Mike: …Allen…no offence or anything, but I am married to my "wife." and I really am not in a position to date you. Nor would I want to.

Allen: I don't want to either. Besides, I don't think it would be appropriate if our sons who are married found out that we were having an affair with each other.

Mike: I don't think your son would be surprised seeing as it isn't out of line from what you normally do-

Allen: ok!!! ok…I was calling you to have lunch and catch up since we're both in laws. And it makes sense. Besides, Richy told me that I need to stop brooding in my mansion like a mob boss in the likeness of my dark Bat-cave.

Mike: You're not bat-man.

Allen: ok…I don't have a bat-cave like him-

Mike: I was going to say, you don't have rizz. But that works too.

Allen: Excuse me? I have over 50 women.

Mike: Who are suing you for child support? I've seen your report on my desk 50 times. It's sad that I of all people can't say "you're lying" when it's sadly true.

Allen: …do you want lunch with me or not?

Mike: I could go for some lunch.

(at the lunch)

Mike: (Peacefully eating his food)...

Allen: (looking at him with shock) …

Mike: …this is really good food.

Allen: Why is everyone catering to you? You don't even look remotely interesting.

Mike: …(looks around to everyone looking away) I don't know what you mean, or what your problem is.

Allen: My problem is, you're ugly!!! I don't see a reason for anyone who exists to say that they would like to tap that.

Mike: probably because I am married, and people know it-

Allen: You're married to a drop dead hottie, although her attitude is like if all the evil disney villains found a way to produce a child using their evil magic to create such an atrocity, she is still Hot and finds you a person she wants to bed every night!!!

Mike: (chews on his food) ok.

Allen: I mean…how? How are you pulling a hottie and it's not even for your money? Not to mention, you don't have a sharp jawline, your hair is constantly messy, and your wardrobe choice would make medusa's eye's fall out. Not to mention your…muscular? (check him out some more)

Mike: Are you done checking me out? Cause I'm not up on the market, and from the way things are going, I will never be up on the market.

Allen: I'm sorry, I'm supposed to be getting to know you right now. And here I am insulting you and berating your perfectly good looks, and eye…(looks at him up and down again) you're an eye candy.

Mike: Glad you have a new toon. (places his card on the table) I'll pay for the meal and get out of your sight.

Allen: isn't it "get out of your hair?"

Mike: Dans ce cas? I said what I said.

Allen: wow…and your accent…where's it from?

Mike: …(snaps his fingers at allen) Au Revoir Monsieur Madalious. It has been a day, (gets up and is about to leave) I wish never to have.

Allen: wait!!! Wait!!! Wait!!!...I'm sorry about that. I shouldn't have been doing that, my therapist has been telling me I need to stop doing that…*sighs* Can we hang out? I heard that there is a garage sale at one of the lower streets. We can hang out there and chat and get to know each other more. And since I'll be hosting the Christmas dinner I need a good thing to buy for most of you and your family.

Mike: hmm voila. Fine, we can hang out with ground rules.

Allen: name it and I'll do it.

Mike: You can't eye candy me anymore.

Allen: done.

Mike: You can't insult me and then compliment me, if you're going to do one of the other, I'd rather you do the ladder.

Allen: (brain is still loading) oh!!!! Complement you through and through. Okay fine.

Mike: And if there is No respect for me from you, there will be no respect from me to you.

Allen: (processing what he just said) ok?

Mike: great!!! Repeat what I said back to me.

Allen: I can't eye candy you anymore, I must respect you, and you like a lot of complimenting because your wife doesn't do that on a normal basis unless the two of you are in bed-

Mike: You also can't do that!!!

Allen: Do what? Say the truth in a blunt manner?

Mike: …fine. You say things in a blunt manner, but you can't just assume things you don't know.

(at the Garage Sails)

Allen: What about this one? Richy keeps gushing about how Melton likes black widows and bats a whole bunch.

Mike: I mean it is on their wedding rings.

Allen: …it is?

Mike: How have you not noticed that? Too busy with your affairs?

Allen: I've been on business trips trying to settle some agreement between some people of mine. Also chasing down the gang who's gone around hurting your kid and making my kid cry. No one and I mean no one is allowed to make my kid cry.

Mike: …what a weird way to show fatherly love. But then again you and your kids have a weird way of showing love.

Allen: *chuckles* you're not far off on that one too there papa bear.

Mike: (shrugs) I know. (looks around) ooh!!! I think this one suits your needs. (holds up a mug)

Mug Reads: I'm a grumpy Dad but a damn grumpy Grandpa.

Allen: *laughs* ok. I like that. Get for me for christmas.

Mike: darn. Now you know what I like!!! Oh no!!! Whatever am I going to do?!!?!

Allen: yup!!! Whatever is he going to do?

Richy: Melton? I do believe that our fathers have known us to be here,

Melton: What gave it away, the fact that your dad was publicly eye candy-ing my father or because the two of them just said they found something that suits your father like a glove so loudly it could be heard from afghanistan?

Richy: probably the fact that my father apologized and said he's speaking with a therapist

Melton: what does that have to do with-

Richy: …my father doesn't have a therapist.

Father and Daughter moments with most of my Characters

Raven: Is this the Christmas dance that you all dragged me to?

Azule: wouldn't be anything else if we hadn't thought it to be around the corner.

Raven: whatever. (walks around to the food table) there…are only finger foods.

Caelus: seems there are. (holds out a hand) want to dance this song with me my little honey bee?

Raven: like I would take this chance not to.

(them dancing and having the best time of their lives on the dance floor showing everyone off)

Raven: truly the life of the party!!!

Caelus: and your mother said that dancing till we hit the floor was a bad idea.

Raven: yeah…but you know what would make this even more interesting?

Caelus: if I taught you how to properly do a BNE?

Raven: yes!!!

(not even an hour later)

Zadkiel: (glaring daggers into her husband and kid) do you mind telling me what went on inside your head?

Caelus: that having a fun time doing a BNE would be pretty cool?

Zadkiel: really?

Both: yup.

Zadkiel: I hope you know what you're in for when we get home!!! And Raven!!! You are an adult, not a child anymore, your antics aren't cute, they are a disappointment!!!

Raven: yeah, well I'll always stay like that in your eyes won't I? No matter what I do I am always your disappointment-

Zadkiel: Do not turn this around on me as if your feelings should be the one to be hurt!!! Your father isn't in charge of a little girl anymore, he is the Captain of the Powers angels and has responsibilities that are far more important than your little shenanigans, getting into a situation like this as a creature under God's law is not only inappropriate and irresponsible, it is so childish and has lots of consequences!!! Your action put your fathers job on the line, it is selfish of you to do such a thing-

Caelus: my love. It was my idea, not Ravens, I miss my daughter more than life itself and I wish to see her and be able to have fun like we used to do. And whatever she has done and is doing isn't something I worry about, and seeing that she is safe and happy is something that fills my heart up with joy.

Zadkiel: (glares at her husband a little) I hope you are happy then Caelus. Raven? Know never to do this ever again. (flies away)

Raven: She's peachy.

Caelus: Aalok?

Raven: …*smiles* Hi dad. (hugs him)

Caelus: (hugs her tightly) Merry Christmas my little Honey Come. oh how I miss you so. Stay safe out there, yes?

Raven: yup.

Part 2

Melton: Your mission is simple. Go in, get the serum and get out. No funny business. And no one-upping each other. (looks at Amond and Natasha) also no blowing up the place, setting one of those houses close to a nuclear power plant would cause a massive explosion.

Natasha: eh? No, no, that's not fair. I want big booms.

Melton: you can have them on your own time, in your own place not out there in this mission. I don't need a call from the higher ups nor the news making this a menacing ordeal to tip the hand of shutting us down…again. (looks at both Cecil and Natasha) I mean it.

(out in the field)

Amond: ok you heard the man-

Natasha: And you're listening?

Amond: …no I got 100 lbs of dynamite power and motion detonators, were about to bleak this place into a steakhouse…Don't tell me you forgot to bring stuff too?

Natasha: (grabs some glasses and puts them on) no, no…but dynomites? Too messy, I would've gone with a silencer or a tank. But I couldn't grab that so I got torpedoes and hand grenades in case we ran into some trouble.

Amond: hand grenade? What are you 5? And torpedoes were so last year. You would've been better off investing in tranquilizer darts and tasers.

Natasha: What are you waiting for with cheap crap like that? The zootopian police? Miss me with that bullcrap.

Amond: says the one with a need for a silencer. Bet you can't take down more people with a machete like mine.

Natasha: I do one better, bet you can't take down a whole bunch of bee hives with a kitchen knife.

Amond: you are on. Best one to 500 wins.

Natasha: You're so low to the floor with that number you're not even tripping on the idea. First to 999 Wins.(jumps out of the helicopter)

Amond: ah-ha!!! I am the og father figure!!! No one tells me how low that number is, Less they want to ride shotgun into the defeat seat!!! (looks at the driver) keep count of how many we get yeah?(jumps out of the helicopter) ye-how!!!!

Driver: I don't get paid enough for this.

(not even 6 minutes into the fights)

Amond: (looks around the platform) Foxtail to chopper Harth I am in sight of the premesses, and I do not see a babybird in sight at all…

Natasha: (pokes him with the serum bottle) me neither pops.

Amond: (looks at her in shock) eh!!!?!?!...how? Did you cheat?

Natasha: me? no…I would never cheat. I play a hard bargain, besides my running is just better than yours.

Cecil: (over the coms) would you two stop trying to talk, you can out beat each other on this mission, but please, shut up.

Amond: what's got her cat pajamas-

Natasha: She doesn't have a cat though.

Amond: figure of speech…well little babybird. looky looky!!! Little Babybird. I made this one go from 999 to 1999. The year of your birth.

Natasha: (eating an ice cream pop) that's nice, but I got to 2020, the year you retired the first time around.

Amond: I admit it's impressive. Was that including the bots in there?

Natasha: nope.

Amond: So if you got serum, did you knock out all the people inside?

Natasha: yup.

Amond: got past security and breach into a high level security system with those red lasers?

Natasha: didn't need to, I am flexible.

Amond: you got past camera?

Natasha: if cameras had face they wouldn't see me coming.

Amond: …how are you fast?

Natasha: (walks down to the water logs again) You're just too slow.

Amond: But what about our fun?

Natasha: don't worry.

(once in the chopper and flying away the place gets blown up)

Natasha: That makes 2340 on my side.

Amond: tisk. Makes 6098 on mine.

Nattasha: you cheated!!!

Amond: I don't cheat, I play a hard bargain, I did say I was og.

(Another time; this one is due to watching Marvel and seeing Black Widow's sister talking to Kate and eating a bowl of mac'n'cheese and I always found that scene so funny to me)

Natasha: Do you ever just want to sit and not do anything, and you have this thought that runs around in your mind all day and you can't get it out?

Val: Did you just break into my house?

Natasha: mine is about the grinch and the fact that Cindyloo trusted some green monster that she knew nothing about except from stories. I mean she thought in the moment of him saving her that he was a good man and decided to stick up for him for no reason.

Val: Why are you in my house?

Natasha: I mean like…don't get me wrong…or do..I don't care about your feelings. I find good girls like that to be the reason why evil surrounds them so much. Like if they stopped caring about what other people are going through, they would be caught up in the mess. I mean there is definitely a dimension where she doesn't care at all and the movie is 5 minutes with no plot or really great funny parts in it at all. But it makes you wonder. I mean yes it is a movie and all that, but the wondrous glory of it is, a snowflake that we crush and walk on, eat with our mouths because it satisfies our taste buds for something new and of nature…or be one with the nature, like those nature breathing sasquatches like to say…where was I?

Val: You're in my house? And you're eating my food? And I would like an answer as to why?!?!?

Natasha: …that's not it. I was making a point. But that was not it.

Amond: have you ever seen a bathroom so clean before? Cause I have.

Val: And who are you?

Amond: Mr Red? I'm Natasha's dad? The Og Stealth-anator? The reason she was created?

Val: …why did you break into my house?

Natasha: Are you Valory Crown?

Val: no, just Val. and yes.

Amond: no you're not Valory? Or yes you are Valory?

Val: yes I am Valory, just don't call me that. Call me Val.

Natasha: great!!!! See? I told you we broke into right house.

Val: yay!!! I am so glad you know that. So…please…answer me…why did you break into my house?

Amond: Cecil has been captured and knowing her, she'd like her soon to be future partner protected and under constant surveillance. That and we found it better to just break in and make ourselves at home since we'll be sticking to your side like glue.

Natasha: yeah. What he said. Oh!!! I remember, if whoville live in snowflakes, does that mean that we kill them all the time every christmas and they just come back to haunt us like ghost with their christmas tale?

Val: …it's a movie.

Part 3

Lorain: ok…so…this was your bright idea?

Allen: Come on!!! This stupid car shouldn't take this long to warm up…should it? (kicks the tire) for pete sakes I am looking like a terrible father in front of my daughter.

Richy: I mean, to be fair, you were always a terrible father, just that no one ever said anything till now…you know…so as to not hurt your feelings?

Lorain: Richy? Shut your mouth.

Richy: fine.

Lorain: It's ok dad, I had fun none-the-less. You put in your best effort and it turned out amazing.

Allen: But we're stuck on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere without any town in sight, and hopefully waiting for a car that'll never come.

Lorain: I mean…yeah…we are in a predicament that most people would call terrible-

Richy: probably because it is.

Lorain: Richy!!! Shut up. But before all this, you gave us the most well deserved Christmas that I say was my most treasured and prized memory that I could never take back.

Richy: I have to admit, you made me feel like you actually were there and not some figment of my imagination, or on a business call.

Lorain: yeah. You did. And if we have to trudge through the snow to find someplace warm then I don't mind.

Richy: I did not sign up for that.

Lorain: you literally signed up for this when you came into a car with Dad.

Richy: Melton is mad at me, what was I supposed to do, go with him only for me to say the wrong things again and mess it all up like I always do?...oh…gosh no…I messed it all up again, why am I so stupid?

Lorain: …you're not stupid Richy, you're just a couple, and couples disagree and feel guilty about doing stupid things and saying stupid things to their partners when they fight. It's normal-

Richy: normal? Lorain? Normal? I have been nothing but a bad father ever since I existed in this day and age, I have been a terrible and horrifying monster to my husband, and a prick!!!! (continues to spiral)

Lorain: so…while he's spiraling again, why don't we look at the engine and see if we can do anything about it…again.

Allen: gee…watching him makes my marriage look like a walk in the park.

Lorain: That's because you don't put effort in your's.

Allen: wow lay it on thick why don't ya-

Lorain: Certainly, I can lay it on thicker if you want me to. By the way, who is your new boo thing? Or does she not have a name?

Allen: Her name is Clarissa.

Lorain: oh…wait…isn't she the woman you mentioned last christmas?

Allen: *smiles* yup!!!

Lorain: awe…dad, that is so amazing. I have noticed you stopped looking like some rugged mobster with no style-

Richy: that's because he was a rugged mobster with no style, his fashion sense is so down the drain there is no way to fish it back out without going into the sewers-

Lorain: ok sir multi-tasker, spiral 8 feet away from the car.

Richy: (flips her off and continues to spiral down the street)

Lorain: anyways-

Allen: Why does he always do that?

Lorain: Do what?

Allen: Listen to you and never actually take a moment to be nice to me? And if you say it's because I left him all alone then I am going to stop you right there, he had all the time in the world to move past that like I did.

Lorain: He has.

Allen: what?

Lorain: Dad, you never taught us how to show a proper way to love people, Richy has his insults that make him strangely a lovable person. Though I am not in any way condoning all his insults a hug from heaven. It is one of his many ways that he shows you he cares. You know…

Allen: really? I didn't know.

Lorain: *chuckles* I'm not blaming you for not knowing how to love people the correct way. I mean, I don't think anyone who loves a person or shows genuine care and interest has a right or wrong way to love. You love them with genuine feelings and hope that it is what they wanted, and if they don't feel like they are loved by you, they'll try and take a different approach to show their care and meaning.

Allen: …what an odd way to look at the world.

Lorain: hmm. I am telling you that even though Richy is hot headed and a prick most of the time, he is still wanting to know how you are. You know…when you were in the hospital he was the one to mostly come visit you and stay long after visiting hours? He's also fought with the surgeon about getting you a new heart.

Allen: …really?

Lorain: yeah. Him and Lukus. Should've seen the tag teaming. (looks around the car engine) I understand nothing in this car.

Allen: *soft smile* You were always the voice of reason in this family. Like a wise old soul trapped in a young lady…how'd you grow up to be like her?

Lorain: *smiles* because mama was my hero. No matter where she is and what she is doing, she was our hero till the day she left and then some.

Allen: And me?

Lorain: You're my dad, you are my world. And I wouldn't trade that for anyone.

Richy: (comes back) *sniffles*

Allen: (looks over at him) you know…melton loves you-

Richy: I know. It's just…I am stupid at times and I get too emotional and I end up being a prick to everyone and I need to work on that.

Allen: yeah. We all got a lot to work on. But one step at a time…yeah?

Richy: …*genuine smile* yeah. (hugs him and kisses his cheek)

Allen: that's new-

Lorain: (joins the hug) shhh. don't ruin it.