Faction Rhymes: A Divergent Twist on Nursery Classics

by 112-Percent-Divergent

“The faction of Amity sat in a tree, P-E-A-C-I-N-G First comes the crops, then comes the fun, Then they run when the war has begun!” This is a Divergent take on nursery rhymes and songs. Hilarious. MUST READ! Disclaimer: I do not own Divergent. The Divergent trilogy belongs to Veronica Roth.

1. Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Faction!

Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Faction

(Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Mo)

Eeny, meeny, miny, faction,

What is the right reaction?

Abnegation? Too much giving.

Erudite? That's no way of living.

Candor? Nope, I like my lies.

Amity? …I'll fall asleep inside.

Dauntless? YES, that's where I'll go!

Now off this building I must throw—AAHHH!

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A/N: Hi everyone, hope you liked it! Please review. I will add a new Divergent nursery rhyme every day or two.

I have another fanfiction on the go at the moment called, "Thewardidnthappengent". Please read it, it's very funny, it includes multiple hilarious chapters on Candor or Dauntless, Training initiates, and Capture the Flag.

Disclaimer: I do not own Divergent. The Divergent Trilogy belongs to Veronica Roth.