Faction Rhymes: A Divergent Twist on Nursery Classics

by 112-Percent-Divergent

“The faction of Amity sat in a tree, P-E-A-C-I-N-G First comes the crops, then comes the fun, Then they run when the war has begun!” This is a Divergent take on nursery rhymes and songs. Hilarious. MUST READ! Disclaimer: I do not own Divergent. The Divergent trilogy belongs to Veronica Roth.

2. I’m a Little Dauntless!

I'm a Little Dauntless

(I'm a Little Teapot)

I'm a little Dauntless, hear me shout,

Jump off buildings, never doubt!

When I get a serum, watch me fight,

Kick Jeanine and set things right!