Opening
The Chapter begins with an Opening of Helluva Hotel with "V" as a imp tail and "t" as a Hotel Key. Then we fade out and then in as we have a depiction of the universe, where Heaven lies in the sky with its golden gates shining. The narrator, Charlie Morningstar, tells a story of how entities called Angels made the universe.
Charlie Morningstar: Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven and ruled by beings of Pure light, Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil.
As the narration goes on, the images show the silhouette of her father, Lucifer Morningstar, making fireworks, which draws the ire wrath of the angels for his behavior.
Charlie Morningstar: Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for All of creation. However, they see him as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So, he watched as the angels began expanding the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith, equals to the first of Mankind.
The angels then help god in creating a planet called Earth, where they produced the first humans, Adam and Lilith.
Charlie Morningstar: But, despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the Garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her, and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love.
Lilith rejects Adam and flees, where she meets Lucifer and falls in love.
Charlie Morningstar: Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted.
They came to Adam's new bride, Eve, to offer her an apple from a tree to bring free will to humanity. But the Earth was shattered by darkness unleashed by them. The angels banished Lucifer and Eve from Heaven and Earth and into the depths of the black and dark realm now called Hell.
Charlie Morningstar: But this gift came with a curse. And with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way to Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream.
While Lucifer stagnated, Lilith thrived and brought Hell to new heights, leading the angels to start the yearly Extermination as population control for the overpopulated demons and sinners.
Charlie Morningstar: But Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power. Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. Every year, they would send down an army, an Extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained. And her dream passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell.
Present time
As Charlie finishes narrating, she closes a book titled "The Story of Hell" and looks out to Pentagram City.
Charlie: Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud.
Charlie soberly looks out the window to Pentagram City burning to the ground, just as Vaggie comes into the room.
Vaggie: Charlie?
The key Charlie is holding transforms into KeeKee who scampers away, and Charlie turns to Vaggie in surprise.
Charlie: Aah! Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?
Vaggie: Uh, yeah. I was right there.
Vaggie points her thumb to the doorway.
Charlie: Sorry. I get pre-tty worked up after an extermination happens. The story helps...
Vaggie: [chuckles] Don't worry. I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay? [sits down with Charlie]
Charlie: I'm fine. Just... thinking, ya' know? Family stuff.
Vaggie: Did you hear from your mom?
And Charlie shakes her head in dismay.
Vaggie: Oof… how long has it been now?
Charlie: Not that long, only...seven...years, off doing something important, I'm sure! But, this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about.
Vaggie: Well, at least you're not alone.
Charlie: I just hope that what I'm trying to do here will work.
Vaggie: It will. I have faith in you.
KeeKee leaps into Charlie's arms as Vaggie stands up.
Vaggie: Alright, come on. Alastor says he has something to show us. [walks out the room]
As Vaggie leaves, a loud bell rings throughout the city, and Charlie turns to the Bell Tower at Heaven Embassy. She looks on with sadness, knowing that it's another year before the Extermination comes again.
Tv Screen
The scene turns static before it fixes itself to reveal a sinner stabbing another demon to death with a knife before Alastor caught their attention.
Alastor: (the camera turns on with static) Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?
As the camera rolls, scenes switches from the front of the Hazbin Hotel, to Charlie on camera and she waves at it before Angel Dust comes into view, putting two-fingers over the head prank behind her.
Alastor: Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!
Charlie's interview with Katie Killjoy, then a picture of her crying as she faces away from her father who was in the opposite direction under a spotlight, then her showing her plan via poster to a confused crowd.
Alastor: Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!
Then we see the hotel in sad disrepair as Razzle and Dazzle dust the place.
Alastor: Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!
As we see the Bartender, Husk, who was clearly drunk, passing out on the ground as Niffty, the hotel maid, tries to stab and chase after a bug, and then to Angel Dust, with a support beam falling close to KeeKee, scaring the demon cat before running off, and Angel Dust flipping Alastor off, and then the poor drawing of the hotel before the commercial ends and Alastor turns off the television.
Alastor: (Normal) So, what do you think?
On the couch, Charlie and Vaggie were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature, that Vaggie throws a fit at Alastor.
Vaggie: I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?
Charlie: Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um...
Then Jack Carson the only human in this Hotel that is stuck in hell shows up from behind and chimes in.
Jack: Misleading?
Vaggie: Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.
Alastor: Funny. I was going for hilarious.
Vaggie: It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point.
Charlie: Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them.
Alastor: Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement.
Alastor taps the television twice with his microphone staff.
Alastor: So, I had a little fun with it.
Vaggie: Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? (stands up) Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time.
Angel Dust raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention.
Vaggie: What?
Angel Dust: If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?
Jack: What where?
As Jack looks around the place as Angel just frowns as he shakes his head and tries again.
Angel Dust: I'll give you a BIG clue!
As Angel Dust takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself, but Vaggie doesn't like it.
Vaggie: Angel, you're a porn star.
Angel Dust: A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in.
Jack: Thats a scary thought.
Vaggie: We are not filming a porn as a commercial.
Angel Dust: Why not? Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel.
As he was explaining, Alastor appears right beside the couch next to Angel Dust and laughs with amusement.
Alastor: Haha! Never going to happen!
Charlie: Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way.
Angel Dust: Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. (laughs). Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits.
Charlie chuckles nervously until Charlie's phone rings from Lucifer.
Charlie: Hold that thought! I'll be right back.
Angel Dust: I could keep going all night, baby.
Jack: Please don't...
Jack said in a awkward voice While Angel drinks his beer, Charlie breathes nervously and answers the call.
Charlie: Hello? Dad?
As Charlie take the phone call, the we go back to Jack, Vaggie, Angel, and Alastor.
Jack: Hey, I have a question. If Alastor is so powerful, then why can't he just make people come here and stay?
Alastor: Oh, trust me,
Smiles in a mischievously creepy look with dark magic.
Alastor: [Ominously]-I can.
???: Why do you think I'm here?
As we see Husk at the bar that Alastor Made.
Husk: You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?
As Husk cleans a bottle, As Maria is seated in front of Husk and Niffty pops up from behind the counter with a hand raised.
Nifty: I like being forced.
Husk: Keep that to yourself, Niff.
Angel Dust: What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?
Husk: Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat.
Angel Dust: Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty.
Vaggie: [sighs] Angel. Let Husk do his job. And, no, Jack, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to.
Jack: No offense Vaggie but Charlie plan for redemption is non-existent in this place. i mean you guys only have one resident and hes being a freeloader.
Angel Dust: Jackie here is... Entirely right. I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?
Vaggie: Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible.
Angel Dust places a hand on Vaggie's shoulder, giving her a deadpan expression while the latter makes the same one.
Angel Dust: Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive.
The scene comes back to Charlie, and after the phone call, she seemed really happy with the news her father brought to her.
Charlie: Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay? With Jack why? Oh yeah totally I can do it!
As Charlie hangs up the phone and gasp in excitement.
Charlie: Hah! Yes... YES!! Hahahaha!!!
Charlie giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Jack and Vaggie in gibberish, waving very franticly that freaks Vaggie out.
Charlie: JACKVAGGIEHOLYSHIT!
Vaggie: Ah! What?
Charlie waves at them to come to her for some exciting news.
Charlie: [mumbling excitedly] Get over here!
Vaggie sighs happily and comes to Charlie as Jack Follows, while she is jumping around in a very happy mode. As Angel Dust drinks in the background, Vaggie meets Charlie behind.
Vaggie: What's going on?
Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement.
Charlie: My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead.
Charlie hyperventilates and grabs Vaggie to get up close. Vaggie, however, was confused since the Angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year.
Vaggie: But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-
As Vaggie went on, Charlie was in the mood to get her hotel project to work, and remains hopeful that she starts singing "Happy Day in Hell".
[Charlie]
I can do this!
Jack: What is happening?
[Charlie]
Somehow, I know it!
Jack: Why is she singing?
[Charlie]
I'll get Heaven behind my plans!
Vaggie: It's kinda her thing sometimes. Charlie, hold on...
[Charlie]
There's just no way I could blow it.
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!
Vaggie: It's just a meeting.
[Charlie]
To change their minds
And touch their hearts
Or... whatever angels have!
Vaggie: This could be bad...
Jack: ...Or good.
[Charlie]
Cheer up, Vaggie!
This could be swell!
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell!
Charlie: Oh before I forget. Jack you need to come with.
Jack: What? Why I'm more safer here then out there.
As Jack opened the doors and see all of Hell is on fire and screams of Pain and torture is heard out there.
Charlie: Your right. We need to give you a disguise!
Jack: No i don't want to-
Charlie: [Interrupts] Everyone give him a disguise!
Soon everyone but Vaggie comes in and tries to give him a disguise as Jack was being overwhelmed before Jack yells everyone at everyone and looks at a broken mirror and we see white clown paste on his face and Fake horns.
Jack: This isn't bad.
Angel Dust: I'll say. [Sultry] Makes me wish you weren't needed right now. We could figure out some fun...
Angel was about to make a move on Jack but he Pulled a Colt Model 1921A Thompson from outta nowhere.
Jack: Back Off!!!
Angel: Crap when did..?
Angel then looks at his extra arms and noticed his gun was missing pockets in his coat and realized that His Tommy Gun was missing and Jack took it from hin.
Angel: Hey! Thats my Gun! How'd you get my gun?!
Jack: Word to the wise don't look at the mouth look at the hands. (Shows his hands)
Charlie: Come on Jack we're going to be late for our meeting!
Vaggie: Okay, but just don't... sing to them.
Just before Vaggie could warn her, Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, Maria and Keekee were already at the window where they can see Charlie singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City while Jack was hiding, as Angel Dust turns back to Vaggie still drinking from a bottle but got his gun back.
Angel Dust: That bitch is halfway down the street!
Vaggie: Is she—?
Angel Dust: Oh, she's got Jack and dancin'!
Vaggie: Ugh, no...
Meanwhile
The scene cuts to Charlie making her way down the street, oblivious to the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere as she continues to sing her song as Jack on the other hand was being forced to walk with her.
[Charlie]
There's a warm, fuzzy feeling.
Jack: I think thats burning flesh.
[Charlie]
That wafts through the air.
Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare!
As Jack and Charlie comes to a a window of a sex dungeon where a Hellhound is humping against an imp wearing a sadomasochism mask. They notice them, and Charlie and Jack awkwardly flees before Charlie continuing to sing.
[Charlie]
It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre.
Jack: Really?
If you don't mind the smell...
And Jack accidentally steps on a dead shark demon that was releasing a very bad smelly fume into their noses. The two cautiously avoids the corpse and presses on the street.
It's a happy day in Hell!
Charlie waves at a demon who was holding a newspaper before she catches his attention.
Charlie: Hi, mister!
Demon: Go fuck yourself!
The demon revealing himself to be a meth addict with a spoon full of meth and the two walk away.
One demon opens his window, revealing his apartment on fire.
[Demon #1]
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul
Charlie: Hello!
[Demon #2]
And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole!
Jack: Ow...
Charlie: Ah, excuse us!
[Demon #3]
Doing what is required, we all have our role.
Sinner #1: I'm not doin' well!
As the Demon in Question had a Sword through his head as Jack had a horrified expression on his face as he is seeing Hell for the first time.
[Demons]
Another shitty day in Hell!
Jack: [Panicking] Ok I've seen enough. Take me back to the Hotel now, Charlie. Charlie?
Jack looks for Charlie sees her climbs on the trunk of the destroyed car and faces the other direction.
[Charlie]
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed.
That any soul can change!
From the Hazbin Hotel, Vaggie comes into the watchtower, as if she's calling out to her girlfriend.
[Vaggie]
(Those angels' minds are hard to change. )
Then they will know everyone can be redeemed.
From the evil to the strange!
[Vaggie]
(They're bloodthirsty and deranged!)
[Charlie]
I can hear all their stories.
The lost and displaced.
Jack: Really?
[Charlie]
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste.
But! if I open the door and I give them a place.
Just as she said it a Corpse fell on the ground and Jack had eyes wide open in fright.
At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell!
A truck comes by, and Charlie grabs Jack and the two hitched a ride from behind so they can get around the city such as the porn studios, and the Cannibal Town.
[Charlie]
From the porn studio.
Where the cinephiles go.
To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows!
To the Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown 'cause.
Jack got blood on his face and Charlie were shot in the eye with blood from one of the corpses that the cannibals were eating on.
Jack: Oh God!
[Charlie]
Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?!
And I don't give a crow that. His brain's got in my eye!
Jack groans at that when he sees Charlie Eye as she showed it to him.
Cause I know I can spare them. From Heaven's genocide!
I can do this, I just know it!
[Sinner #1]
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul.
I'll get Heaven behind my plans!
There's just no way I could blow it.
[Sinner #2]
I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole.
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!
To change their minds.
Right in the moment, a slug with a trenchcoat comes into picture, exhibiting his nudist body in front of Jack and Charlie, which creeps them out.
Jack: AAAHHH!!!
[Trenchcoat Demon]
And touch my parts!
Jack: No thanks...
Charlie: Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna...
[Charlie]
Fulfill my destiny!
Trenchcoat Demon: Your loss, bitch!
[Charlie]
I can already tell!
Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!
Charlie has gotten to right where she wants to be, the Heaven Embassy with the watchtower.
Charlie: Finally now we can..
She looks for Jack but he disappeared on her.
Charlie: Jack?
Elsewhere
We see Jack taking the Alleyway as he doesn't want to be spotted by Demons.
Jack: Ok! I seen enough! It's better to be safe at the Hotel than dying out here!
Jack was in the middle of talking to himself when he heard a crash and hid behind a few garbage cans and sees two Imps a male and female run as a few other imps all of them were looking like they were up to no good.
Imp Male: Leave my sister alone!
Imp Hoodlem Leader: Yeah, well me and the boys aint gonna hurt her we just want a Taste... [Laughs Evilly]
As they laugh evilly Jack couldn't stand for this so he looked around and saw a Trash lid and tested the weight and felt like it was good enough and throws it at them as each of their heads got hit and Jack then grapples with one and throws him onto another Imp as he turns to the two.
Jack: Go! Get outta here!
With no question they ran leaving Jack to fight all three.
Imp Hoodlem Leader: You have any idea what you did?
Jack: Stop you from hurting them? Yeah... I did.
Imp Hoodlem Leader: Whats your name?
Jack: The Names Jack. Jack Carson.
Imp Hoodlem Leader: Well, Jack. Your gonna pay for it from me and my gang! [Whistles Sharply]
Then Jack sees a lot more Imps behind the three and smiles nervously before runing away and we hear Music in the Air as Jack runs away with showing a few parkour jumps over a crate and Trashcan before the imps chase him and crash into it and Jack ducks as one tries to tackle him and runs another way.
As we cut Charlie who was looking for Jack as she didn't want him to die since he came a week ago as she yells by name.
Charlie: Jack! Where are you?
Jack then rushes by Charlie as she see's him and a gang of Imps full of Daggers and Switchblades and Swords chase after Jack.
Charlie: Oh No...
As he continues to run and he then sings "One Jump Ahead."
[Jack]
Gotta keep
Walks to a window and Ponds on it and walks away as Imps chase after him.
One jump ahead of the breadline
The window in question was opened as the Sinner when to see who it is and slammed it open on an unexpecting Imp.
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
And that's everything!
As Jack explains himself as this isn't really new for him when he steals money and throws it in the air for sinners to come pick it up and block the Imp Hooligans
[Jack]
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
Charlie then sees Jack as he walks through a window as he runs through the Butcher shop and out the back as Imps are after him.
[Imp Hooligans]
Riffraff!
Street rat!
Scoundrel!
As Jack takes a Axe and chops a Rope as he flys in the air and onto a balcony.
[Jack]
Take that!
Try a different tact, guys
[imp Hooligans]
Rip him open!
[Imp Leader]
'Round the back, guys!
As he said that the Imps listened and looked for a way up to get Jack.
[Jack]
I can take a hint,
Gotta face the facts
Could really use a friend or two
As Jack walks back into a private Succubus study group and sees mostly Girls and sing as as well as Jack smiles at them.
[Succubus Girls]
Huh?
Oh, it's sad, Jack hit the bottom
Jack: Ooh, Ladies...
He simply said as he looks for a way out as the Succubus teacher gets mad
He's become a one-man rise in crime
Jack: Well...
[Succubus Teacher]
I'd blame parents, 'cept he hasn't got 'em
As she sings and Jack backs away as she had a ruler to strke him but dodges.
[Jack]
Gotta eat to live,
Gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
As he heads towards the door only for the imps to arrive and attack Jack but stands by the Window as one jumps and falls out of it and Jack climbs out and jumps on a on awning and over a imp as he looks around the room back before outside where Jack takes his belt and his pants reveal Pop Star Verosika and Jack then holds the belt as he tries to grab it and Jack gives his belt back and jumps on the awning it until it breaks and falls on produce where Charlie sees hes ok.
Charlie: Oh shit! Jack are you ok?
Jack: Never Better now follow me.
Charlie: Huh?
As Jack takes Charlies hand and follows him as he sings.
[Jack]
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
As Jack grabs onto a truck and brings Charlie as he seems completely different when he is singing. More confident, awesome, and a man with a plan kinda guy and she found him amazing.
[Jack]
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
[Imp Hooligan]
Stop, dead meat!
[Jewelry Vendor]
Vandal!
[Charlie]
Jack?
[Jewelry Customer]
Scandal!
[Jack]
Let's not be too hasty
[Obese Sinner Lady]
Still I think he's rather tasty!
As she picked up Jack before he jumps and lands in front of the Imp Cutthroat's
[Jack]
Sorry but I gotta eat to live,
Gotta steal to eat
Otherwise, we'd get along
As Jack leans on the shoulder of the guy but gets mad and dog pile him.
[Imp Hooligans]
Wrong!
As they punch and Stab and a dust cloud formed Much to Charlie dismay.
Charlie: JACK!!!
Jack: Yes?
As he revealed himself beside Charlie and was shocked to see him alive but before she said anything Jack covered her mouth and leads her away from the Imp group.
Jack: This way.
The Imps move back to find their Leader In the pile beaten up and injured as they became confused on where Jack went and then they spot the two.
Imp Hooligan: There they go!
As Jack hears this he grabs a Tarp and leads Charlie to the fire escape.
Charlie: Jack What do we do?
Jack: Do you trust me?
Charlie: What?
Jack: I said do you trust me?
As he said once more and Charlie grabs his hand hesitantly before being certain.
Charlie: Y-Yes.
Jack: Then grab onto me.
As Jack continues to run across the rooftops with Charlie and reached the edge of the building.
[Jack]
One jump ahead of the hoofbeats
One hop ahead of the hump
One trick ahead of disaster
They're quick, but I'm much faster
As the Imps close in Jack looks across and smiles.
Here goes:
Better throw my hand in
Wish us happy landin'
All we gotta do is jump!
And Charlie and Jack jumped off and Jack Parachuted out of there but the Imps they fell off the side and into barbed wire and all screams in agony as Jack flys across the street and Charlie holding on for dear life as she stares at Jack in amazement before landing in front of Heaven's Embassy.
Charlie: That... was... So Cool! You were... Amazing.
Jack: Why thank you. Now? (Gestures inside) Ladies first.
inside Heaven's Embassy
Charlie: Hello!
As her voices echos and Jack and Charlie enters through the door and both finds the whole embassy deserted. And the two walks to the front desk to check in.
Charlie: Hello? [voice echoes] Creepy...
Jack: I'll say.
Jack and Charlie comes to the front desk with no one but a single bell. Jack curious about it taps the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to them.
Charlie: Oh, okay... [signs it] Also creepy.
The scroll and feather flies up before disappearing. Right then, the twin doors slide open to show Jack and Charlie the meeting room, and they enters inside the dark room with no one around.
Charlie: Uh...hello? Is anyone here?
Jack: Where's the light switch?
The lights suddenly switched on, revealing two angels at the end of the room, with one being a exorcist lieutenant, Lute and the big boss leader of the Angel Army, Adam, who is eating a rib in his hand.
Adam: 'Sup!
Charlie: Holy, shit!
Charlie immediately fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of two angels in the room. Jack then help her get back up and she readjusts herself to introduce herself properly.
Charlie: Hi, I'm Charlie this is Jack. My dad asked me if I could meet you.
Adam: Yeah, I know.
Charlie: Okay, well.
And we see Adam eats his rib like a buzzsaw as Jack looks at the plate in hunger.
Charlie: It's nice to meet you.
Adam: Totally. It's nice to meet you, too.
Adam reaches over to give Charlie a handshake, and as she was about to shake his hand, her hand slips right through, revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaks Jack and Charlie out.
Adam: Ha! I fucking got you. [turns to Lute] Did you see that?
And Lute nods once.
Adam: Ha. Good shit.
Charlie was trying to get something straight with Adam being a hologram.
Charlie: Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?
Adam: No, you think I'd come down there? [laughs] No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so "eugh", ya know? [chuckles] Ew.
Charlie: Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-
And Adam puts his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment.
Adam: Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you.
Adam takes a plate of ribs he's been eating toward Charlie and Jack.
Adam: Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it.
Charlie: Uh...thanks.
Jack and Charlie went to take a piece of a rib, but their hands past right through them, also revealing to be a hologram, as they fizz on and off from the touch, and Adam laughs.
Adam: I got you again, bitch! [laughs] Fuckin' hilarious!
Jack and Charlie makes a small unamused chuckle alongside Adam's hyper laughter.
Jack: (Whispers) Dick...
Meanwhile...
Back to the Hazbin Hotel, where the workers and residents are summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Angel Dust is constantly looking at Husk with seductive gaze while Husk is glaring daggers at him. Maria was sitting respectfully in a brown Sweater and brown pants then her nurse uniform as Vaggie's legs come into the camera before switching back to in person.
Vaggie: Okay, so, Jack and Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while Charlie's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera. (Turning to Alastor) Alastor?
Alastor snaps his fingers to conjure up a camera for Vaggie; however, the camera is a folding-type old photography camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time and Vaggie is unamused.
Vaggie: A video camera?
Alastor: Hmmm.
Despite his extreme distaste for modern technology, Alastor adheres to Vaggie's request and snaps his fingers again, conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.
Vaggie: Alright! Let's do this!
The camera switches into the point of view of the video camera recording the bar scene, with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws and Angel Dust sitting on a bar stool as The camera whirrs as it brings the two into focus.
Vaggie: And… Action!
Husk carefully reads the lines on his script, bringing the script closer to read.
Husk: "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?"
Angel Dust: "I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place…on the path to redemption!"
Husk groans with displeasure and read the script again.
Husk: "Well, you come—"
Angel Dust: (moaning) "Oh, yes!"
Husk: (bored) …"to the right place."
Vaggie has had it with the innuendos from Angel, and Husk can't see his lines as she stops recording.
Vaggie: Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face?
Husk: (Angrily) I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!
Angel Dust: Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes. (gets closer to Husk's face) Rrawwr. (purrs seductively)
Husk gets irritated by Angel Dust and shoves him off the counter painfully hard.
Husk: Whoops.
Husk grabs a bottle and drinks it.
Vaggie: (Offscreen) Husk, come on.
Meanwhile
Cutting back to Jack and Charlie's meeting with Adam, the two looked bored, propping themselves on the table with Charlie on her elbows and Jack putting his feet up on the table while the two listening to Adam exaggeratingly boasting about himself and his sex life.
Adam: So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!" (pointing to his penis down the table) All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? (Lute shaking her head) No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master! (eats a mouthful of ribs sloppily) So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?
As Jack curiosity peaked and sat up.
Jack: Wait? Adam? Your name is Adam?
Adam: Uh... Yeah!
Charlie: Wait, Like the first man Adam, that means you…Oh….
Charlie puts the pieces together, realizing this is the reason why her mother left him, making her wince.
Charlie: (low voice) That explains so much.
Jack: What? What do you mean?
Adam: I know. I fucking rock. (Holds up his hand in the sign of the horns.)
Charlie brushes off the awkwardness from Adam and gets to her subject of matter in hand.
Charlie: Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir.
Adam: Call me, Dickmaster.
As Jack and Charlie Stare at him as Jack couldn't believe Humanity came from this literal Dickhead
Charlie: Adam. You seem like a smart— (pauses) …well, stand up guy.
Adam: (picking his teeth) Uh-huh.
Charlie: And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A— A genius!
Adam: I mean, your words, babe.
Charlie: Who would really love to put his name on something.
Adam: Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!
Charlie: It's a solution to our biggest problem!
Adam: Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch.
Charlie: No! Our... other biggest problem.
Adam: Oh…uh..ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem.
Charlie stares at Adam with deadpan annoyance at how ignorant he is.
Adam: Ummm...
As Jack can't believe he came from his loins.
Meanwhile
We go back to the hotel as we see Niffty tries to stab a bug. She tries to stab the bug, but misses, and starts stabbing the bug multiple times before Vaggie stops her
Niffty: Stab! Stab! Stab!
Vaggie: Alright Niffty, Niffty. Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms", okay?
Niffty: Got it. I'm ready.
Vaggie turns the camera to Niffty.
Vaggie: Action!
Upon saying action, instead of saying the line, Niffty freezes and stares blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking from the scene. Vaggie lowers the camera, looking puzzled. Angel also peers in. Close up on Niffty making a blank stare with a ominous shrinking pupil. Angel slowly backs away, already creeped out.
Vaggie: Uhh, cut.
Niffty: (snaps out of it and back to her cheerful self) (giggles) How was that?
Vaggie: Well, Niffty, you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again.
Niffty: Ok!
Vaggie: Action!
Niffty freezes again, leaving Vaggie irritated, as Angel comes close to her face.
Angel Dust: [smug] (whisper) You're doing great, Vagina.
Vaggie: (irritated) Cut! Alright, uhh… maybe we can try to… fix it in post.
Angel Dust: Do you even know what that means?
Vaggie: [angrily] I'll figure it out!
The next scene cuts to a dark room with Vaggie sitting in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groans with frustration before Alastor enters the room.
Alastor: Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?
Vaggie: Ugh, este pendejo (this asshole)... Why are you even here?
And Alastor takes a seat on a couch next to her.
Alastor: For the entertainment.
Alastor's shadow slips out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures.
Alastor: I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and (shadow disappears) fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good job!
Vaggie, getting ticked off by Alastor and his carefree insults, stands up and turns the camera toward him.
Vaggie: (points the camera to Alastor) And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that—
As Vaggie is panning the camera scene up to Alastor's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out, dropping the sparking camera onto the floor.
Vaggie: UGH!
Alastor: I wouldn't try that, my dear. (pointing to his face) This face was made for radio.
As Alastor explains, his pupils turn into the shape of radio dials, and the scene goes nearly static before fixing itself back to normal on Vaggie. She has had it with Alastor's insults and walks up to him.
Vaggie: That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so (imitating Alastor's voice) "entertaining" (back to normal voice) to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?
As Vaggie returns to her chair, Alastor watches her with narrowed eyes.
Alastor: [shrugging] Fair enough. [approaches her] I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal.
Vaggie: Pfft, you think I'm that stupid, making a deal with a demon like you?
Alastor: Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again.
Vaggie has second thoughts on letting Alastor do the work for her.
Alastor: Or…Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice.
Vaggie glances away for a brief moment before making her decision.
Vaggie: *sighs* Fine.
Vaggie picks up the camera and places it in Alastor's hand, where green energy skulls start swirling around it.
Alastor: Now then!
Alastor evaporates the camera with a clap of his hand, then snaps his fingers, conjuring equipment for a film set, summoning Maria, Angel Dust, Husk, and Niffty, and dressing up everyone like a 50s style film crew. Ink demons are conjured up as additional film crew members.
Vaggie: Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial.
Meanwhile back at Heaven's Embassy
We go back to Jack and Charlie both looking exasperated with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity.
Adam: You know when you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, (high pitched-voice) "Hey, I thought you wanted equality."
Charlie: NO! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!
Adam: Ohh. (pauses, then laughs) Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered! (turning to Lute) Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?
Lute: Got a good 275 this year, sir.
Adam: 275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it.
Adam raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she does.
Charlie: Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people. You know that, right?
Adam: Oh yeah. That must suck for you! [bursts into laughter]
Charlie: But these are souls...Human souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven.
Lute: (coldly) They are not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation.
Charlie: You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes.
Lute: Angels don't make mistakes.
Charlie: You really think that.
Lute: I know that.
Adam: Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life.
Jack: Actually you did.
As everyone looks at Jack.
Adam: And You are?
Jack: Jack. Jack Carson. And I said you're wrong.
Adam: Oh really? When did I ever do wrong?
Jack: You ate the apple that was given to you by your Wife, Eve.
As Adam looks at Jack and stares daggers at him as Charlie listens to Jack stand up for her.
Jack: Everyone makes mistakes even Angels.
Adam: If you want to live longer I suggest you shut up Demon.
Jack: I'm not a Demon. (Removes Makeup.) I'm Human.
Much to Lute and Adam's Shock.
Adam: The Fuck? What the hell you doing here?
Jack: I don't know how? But I am ashamed of being human thanks to you.
Adam: Me?
Jack: You have so little respect and regard for human souls unlike Charlie here.
Jack points out and puts a hand on her shoulder as she briefly smiles as she lets Jack go on.
Jack: Charlie is giving Sinners a chance to change and all of Heaven just doesn't think that Hell can't change. It's like Charlie says Hell is an Aquired taste (Turns to Adam and Lute) we make mistakes but it's our responsibility to fix ourselves right? So why not give them a chance.
Adam: Wow... I'm touched... NOT!! (Laughs) Can you believe this Lute?
Lute: I can't believe it, sir.
Jack: Listen here you Holier than thou shitheads. Are you really that ignorant that you would kill all Demons in hell without giving them a chance.
Lute comes around the table, the scene turns slightly darker with ominous red.
Lute: We don't kill the Hellborn just the Sinners. (to Charlie) The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?
As she said it to Charlie as she feels slightly less confident then she was before until Jack then puts his hand on her shoulder and somewhat glares at the two angels.
Jack: You know. I thought I knew what Angels and Demons were but now I see who the real demons are.
As he stared Daggers at Adam and Lute as they don't give a hoot as they see the red light shining on them.
Adam: Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it.
Charlie: Oh, fuck!
Charlie rushes to present her plan as fast as she can, summoning a stack of papers to the table.
Charlie: Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't hearing me before, so here it goes. (clears throat)
Charlie starts singing quickly, pulling drawings from the stack to show them what she means.
[Charlie]
I know Hell's population is out of control.
It's a bad situation.
It's taking a toll.
If we rehab these Sinners.
And cleanse all their souls.
At my Hazbin Hotel—
Charlie puts down the drawings she's holding and reaches for another.
Jack: What about Extermination?
[Charlie]
Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!
Right! Extermination!
I know you guys fly down.
Just to kill once a year.
And it must be annoying.
To schlep all the way here.
If they join you in Heaven.
That trip disappears!
You can wave that chore farewell.
(deep breath) It'll be a happy day in—
[Adam]
Let me stop you right there.
Charlie: Oh—
[Adam]
Save us all precious time.
Charlie: Okay...
[Adam]
If what you're suggesting.
Is letting them climb.
Up the ladder.
Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?
Charlie: Well, uh—
[Adam]
Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates!
'Cause Hell is forever.
Whether you like it or not.
As Adam moved in Close to Charlie and Jack and transformed everything around them into the golden gates of Heaven before being thrown down into a pot where we see Jack and Charlie Struggling to swim until Adam who is stirring the pot and dumps it out.
Had their chance to behave better.
Now they boil in the pot.
'Cause the rules are black and white.
There's no use in tryin' to fight it.
As we see Jack and Charlie Crawl out of the deepest pit where they see Adam and Lute waiting for them.
They're burnin' for their lives.
Until we kill 'em again!
Charlie: Okay, but—
[Adam]
Just try to chillax, babe.
You're wasting your breath.
Charlie: Hehe...
[Adam]
Did I hear you imply.
That they don't deserve death?
Are they Winners?
Are they Sinners?
'Cause it's cut and dry.
Charlie: Well, actually, if you take a look—
[Adam]
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!
And when all's said and done (Said and done)
As there was an echo on his words when he was in the room as Jack looks around.
There's the question of fun (Fun)
Jack: Where's that extra voice coming from?
And for those of us with Divine Ordainment.
Extermination is entertainment!
Bow-now-now-nownow
Guitar solo, fuck yeah!
[Adam sings guitar solo]
Jack and Charlie gets up after being knocked down by Adam.
Charlie: Ugh...
[Adam]
Hell is forever.
Whether you like it or not.
Had their chance to behave better.
Suddenly Four golden mirages of Exorcists appear, surrounding Jack and Charlie from all sides.
Charlie: Where the hell did you people come from?!
Now they boil in the pot.
'Cause the rules are black and white.
There's no use in tryin' to fight it.
They're burnin' for their lives.
Until we kill 'em again!
Fuckin' Hell is forever.
And it's meant to suck a lot.
So give up your dumb endeavor.
'Cause you don't have a shot!
Charlie gets so angry that she turns into her demon form, making a growling noise as she burns the paper she's holding
Long as I've got your attention.
I guess I should probably mention.
That we've made the determination.
To move up the next Extermination!
He brandishes a scroll reading "FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT!!"
Charlie: What?!
[Adam]
Can't wait a whole year.
To slaughter those little cunts.
I know it's just been a week.
But we'll be back in six months!
Despite being a hologram, Adam grabs Charlie and throws her right out of the door. Lute throws Jack and her papers after her.
Charlie: Um, wait, you-you—
As Charlie tries to get to Adam, the door slowly closes while he continues to do a guitar solo shredding. It fully closes before she can reach him.]
Charlie: [tearing up] Ugh, SHIT!
Defeated, Charlie slams a fist on the door before she cries as Jack then hugs her as she cries in his shoulder.
Jack: I'm sorry.
Suddenly there was a shadow looming over the two as Charlie and Jack stare up at it and notice how big he is and looks like a General in black leather.
Inside
We see Adam and Lute enjoying their song and shutting the door on Charlie.
Adam: Oh! Man that was great did you see her face? (Mockingly) Oh I'm a Princess of Hell and I think we can change Sinners. (Normal) What an idiot.
Suddenly The Door explodes outwards as it freaked out Lute and Adam as they take out their weapons only to see a familiar shape walk through the smoke.
Satanael: WHOO!! Man it feels great making you guys shit your pants.
Adam: Oh... no... you have got to be kidding me!
Satanael: Hello Adam and Lute.
Adam: Uh, you can't be fucking here! It's against the rules! Remember?
Satanael: I remember. But I am here with an important announcement concerning Charlie and Party in question.
Much to Charlie and Jack interest they come through the broken doors.
Satanael: Heaven agrees to stop the Extermination against Hell. If said Champion of Hell completes 20 tests within Six months.
Adam and Lute and Jack and Charlie: WHAT?!?!
Adam: You're lying! Give me the Fucking scroll.
As Adam takes the Scroll in Satanael hands as he reads it himself. Charlie was shocked that she never even thought it would happen in a long time. Heaven stopping their extermination and it involves a champion of Hell.
Adam: I can't believe those idiots in Heaven are even allowing this! But who is your Champion for Hell?
Satanael: Him (Points at Jack)
Jack: What? No... no... no! I- You got the wrong guy!
Adam: Yeah! And he's Human so automatic defeat!
Satanael: Yes... but I said anyone in Hell and Jack is in Hell in which Case he is Champion of Hell and will compete in the 20 Tests to save hell from you exorcists.
Lute and Adam didn't like it and showed their anger but Adam then relaxed and decided to be Chill.
Adam: Ok. Fine. Just like you say this Human will fight for Hell, we'll see you tomorrow!
As Adam grabs Jack Hand real tight and then brings him in closer to tell him something.
Adam: (Leans into Jack and Whispers) I know who you are and what you did. When you die tomorrow I can't wait to see you be killed by me. (Leans out) Alrighty and Good luck out there Man. You'll need it.
As Adam and Jack stare at each other with Daggers as Adam disappears as well as Lute and Jack then was taken by Satanael teleport Charlie and Jack Elsewhere.
In Front of The Hotel
As Satanael brought them the front of the Hotel Charlie sadly looks at Jack as he seemed distant and confused by what what he got himself into.
Charlie: Jack are you, ok?
Jack: Not really. I mean I told The Very First man, Grandfather he's a monster and Heaven is going to kill me tomorrow and in six months again. So I'm a bit upset.
As he simply said as he walks towards the doors by Charlie Side and Vaggie runs to Charlie and hugs her.
Vaggie: Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?
Charlie: Oh, they sure did… hear it. But, um-
Vaggie: Oh, come here! We have something exciting to show you.
Then notice Jack and another with them.
Vaggie: Who's that?
Satanael: Oh allow me to introduce myself. My name is Satanael.
Something Vaggie heard about as well as she then looks at Charlie.
Vaggie: Charlie?
Charlie: It's a long story.
Vaggie: Well you can tell me after we show our thing we've been working on for you.
Vaggie said as she leads Charlie, Jack and Satanael to the group.
Vaggie: Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air.
Alastor: I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!
Satanael: Ahh, still kicking I see Alastor.
As Alastor then looks at Satanael with venomous glare as Satanael smiles as he remembers him.
Alastor: Satanael...
As Alastor looks ready for a fight Satanael raised his hands.
Satanael: Relax I ain't here to kill you. I just want to Live here seeing as how you're going to see a lot more of me. So what are we watching?
Vaggie: We remade the Commercial for Sinners to come to the Hotel.
Charlie: Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?
Angel Dust: Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself.
Charlie: [beaming and tearing up] That's... that's amazing.
Angel Dust: Sshh, it's starting.
Vaggie (On TV): Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel -
And the TV cuts to a breaking news report.
Vaggie, Maria, Charlie and Angel get annoyed and angrily complain while Niffty claps and giggles.
Katie Killjoy: (On News.) Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before and the only chance of Avoiding it is this Human named Jack Carson and he completes his 20 Tests. Do you know what that means, Tom?
Tom Trench: No, what does that mean, Katie?
Katie Killjoy: It means we're all royally fucked! [Eye twitches]
Screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days until the next Extermination.
Angel: Wait, what? Why?!
Satanael: Because of me.
All: WHAT?!?!
Meanwhile
We see A drone scours an area until it finds a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing and The drone scans the corpse.
In Heaven
Lute: We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!
Adam: No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry. When we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!
Adam slams a fist on the projector, destroying it and causing its light to disappear, leaving only Adam's glowing evil smile.