Opening
We see the 'Helluva Hotel' on one of Vox Television as we see a tail of a imp on 'V' and a Hazbin Hotel Key replacing 'T' as we see it glitzing and a ominous laugh of Vox as he cuts the tv and us to black.
The Hazbin Hotel
We open with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.
Charlie: Okay. So, the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year! No big deal, just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half, but who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?! [Starts to panic.] And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
[Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.]
Vaggie: Yes. We will.
Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time, toots.
Charlie: Sure there is! We have... We have Jack to fight for us!
As they look at Jack at the bar and currently dunk and asleep as a bottle falls to the floor and it didn't look like the savior of hell was keen on saving them. He slightly wakes up and sees a Dog a Shiba Inu with gold and white fur with Golden eyes as he seemed to wake up and see the dog on the bar table on the left with dissapointment on his face on the left side of Jack as he speaks.
Jack: Hey Z.
Z: Hey? That is it? 'Hey'? That is all you got to say? You should know better then to drink yourself to death.
Jack: Funny. Where have you been all my life on all my questionable situations? In fact why do you look like a Dog then me right now?
Z: Its because of your stress. So we felt like something your comfortable with.
Jack: We?
Jack said as he sits up and suddenly hears a meow and looks to his right side of the bar a Black Cat with red eyes as he seemed to smile ear to ear like the Cheshire Cat like from Alice in Wonderland.
Black Cat: Yeah. We.
Jack: Ash... oh great now my Imaginary friends from my childhood are back.
Ash: Some way to greet us.
Ash said unoffended as he walks on all fours and pass around a few bottles and jump on jack Right shoulder.
Ash: See you have been partying?
Jack: It happens when your life has been leading up to this moment to be in Hell and die.
Jack said as everyone stares at him weird. As they see Jack talk to no one in particular as he could be under alot of stress as Angel Dust questions Charlie plan.
Angel Dust: Well, while you're hero goin' crazy, the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. [Angel waves his phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.
He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.
Charlie: Err, what is a... "donkey show"?
Angel panics and retreats the phone back as it was a private thing between him and his boss.
Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.
Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Charlie: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? [waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]
Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -
Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fright from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, as Jack pulls his head up and see the hole as he looked dead as he moans and looks outside to see who it is. then we see outside to see it was Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. We see inside to see him and his Egg Boiz scattering around.
Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor! Come and face -
Jack: HOLD ON!
Pentious pauses for a moment to find not Alastor from the freshly made hole when he notices Jack in the hole he caused.
Sir Pentious: What?! Im in the middle of bringing out Alastor! What do you want?
Jack: (Sighs) If you wanted Alastor... [Jack Rubs his Aching Head as he looks up in anger and pointing up.] LOOK BEFORE YOU SHOOT YOU STUPID IDIOT! HE'S OUTSIDE ON THE 2ND FLOOR BELCONY!!
Sir Pentious then looks to see Alastor sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor just like Jack said.
Sir Pentious: Oh, there you are...
Jack: [Whispers to himself] God some people...
Sir Pentious: [Shouts] Face my wrath!
Alastor: Who are you?
He asked not caring for Sir Pentious as he drinks his coffee and on the mug said 'OH DEER' on it as Sir Pentious finds it insulting for Alastor not to recognize him for which he tells him.
Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!
Alastor then dissolves into a shadow as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Jack, Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie who are now outside watching Sir Pentious' zeppelin.
Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!
Egg Bois: Ooh! You tell 'em, boss!
Outside we see Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.
Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~
Alastor then scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground.
Alastor: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.
Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.
Alastor cocks his head as if he had heard of this.
Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like... 20 times?
Alastor: Well, you must have been really bad at this.
Sir Pentious: Silence! Now cower! For when I've [Hiss] ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal.
Niffty reappears on Alastor's shoulder in awe.
Niffty: Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?
Alastor: Oh, nobody important.
Elsewhere in Hell, The Three Veee's building
We see the Vees' headquarters. A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.
Ad: New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes. Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!
Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.
Ad: This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!
In the Vees Headquarters
We then shift Shifts to tapping fingers as we enter a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism.
Vox: Muhahaha! Now that's good television!
Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands his hand via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.
Vox: Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?
Velvette: [On Screen] Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!
Vox looks to one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it.
Vox: Whatever could be the problem, my dear?
Velvette: Your little boy toy is wrecking my department, while I'm trying to pull together a show and-
off-screen we see several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing.
Valentino: (In Background) THAT FUCKING BITCH!
Velvette: Just get your ass here, NOW! ...Damn it, Valentino!
The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up sighing, fixing up his bowtie as he talks to himself as it seemed to be a regular occurrence.
Vox: 'Oh god. Here I go, Valentino.' Just another fucking day with Val. Hey-hey-hey. Fuck my life.
Vox then walks up to a platform, which rises up.
In the Vee's Hallway
We cut the outside of the elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying "trust us!", before opening to reveal a frowning Vox in the same position, sighing, and then putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.
Reporter: Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?
Vox: My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce-
The screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading-
Vox: VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with your safety.
Reporter #2: What if the Human Jack saves us from the Upcoming Extermination?
Reporter #3: Satanael made a big splash after his 200 year disappearance and when he returned he brought a Human back with him.
Reporter #4: Does he plan to stop the Extermination with just this human? What is your comment?
Vox: (Chuckles) Why would you place your trust in a Human who might just die for when you have us to protect you? As for Satanael he must be senile if he broke his only rule to never mess with Human affairs. While we are ahead on this extermination. Please placeYOUR TRUST in us you won't regret it.[Chuckles]
Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers as a Sinner Demon who was a Manager in that department heard VoxTek newest Tech in stopping Angels.
Manager: Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?
Vox: Thirty seconds ago. [walks off] Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs.
Vox then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.
Velvette Studio
Inside Velvette's studio we see The staff clean everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her
Velvette: Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!
As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her.
Vox: Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?
Velvette: Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!
Vox: (sighs) And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?
Velvette: Who knows? But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!
Melissa nervously runs onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit by swiping her hand, one after another until she spots the one she wants.
Velvette: No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. (gasp) Yes! That's the one.
Vox: Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here.
Velvette: Of course, I do! Fuck you! (flips him off) Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!
Elsewhere
Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters. he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes.
Valentino: Fucking FINALLY! [throws drink] Kitty! Another drink!
The Robo Fizz next to him nods as it quickly heads off screen and re-appears with the drink.
Valentino: Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!
As he speaks, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.
Vox: Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?
Valentino: Fucking Angel Dust! [walks up to him] Who the hell else would I be talking about?!
Valentino said as he walks past Vox.
Valentino: That fucking SLUT walked out on me! [turns to Vox] ME! I fucking made him! Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.
Vox: Oh! Angel quit?
Valentino: NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse! [takes Vox's phone] He MOVED!!!
As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half.
Valentino: He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?! He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter!
Vox: Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter now?
Valentino: YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno- Something mannish like that, she's got this hotel and—
As he speaks and went to his closet, he opens it and it is full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.
Valentino: [in a more relaxed tone] Which of these makes me look sexier?
Vox: Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there.
As he speaks, his left eye changes to show his simmering anger, but Valentino is busy loading his guns to notice.
Valentino: That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!
Before he finishes, Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, clearly furious.
Vox: [distorted] VAL. [calms down] Hehe. Think about it.
Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking away one of his guns and putting it in his pocket.
Vox: Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image?
Valentino: Um...fuck it up?
A stereotypical 'winning' ding is played as the sound effect was made by Vox.
Vox: Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?
Valentino: No!
Vox: Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! Sooo...you should...
Valentino: Do nothing?
Vox then made a sound effect of a winning at a casino.
Vox: Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the [pinches cheek] big bucks.
Valentino: Ugh, but I really wanted to shoot someone!
As he speaks, Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.
Vox: Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month.
Valentino: Ohh, you know me too well. [chuckles and blows smoke] Ya know... Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel with the devil's princessa.
Vox: Oh, who else is there? Someone who owes you money?
Valentino: [Chuckles] Someone who owes us much more than money... The Radio Demon is there.
Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appear on the left side of his lower lip.
Vox: (distorted) What did you just say?
Valentino: You heard me.
Vox: Alastor... came back...and he is with Lucifer's [glitches] daughter, and that wasn't the [grabs him by the collar] FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!
Valentino: [frees himself from grip] Hey! killing Alastor is your kink.
As he speaks, he walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyeur scope high in the sky.
At the Hazbin Hotel
The scene, from a drone point of view, showing Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing maniacally as he hears Pentious screaming.
Sir Pentious: Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!
Charlie: Um...Alastor? I think he's had enough.
Angel Dust: Nah. He's got a few more hits in him.
Jack: Just another day of this Shit...
Sir Pentious then falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff.
Alastor: Thanks for another forgettable experience.
Then a Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie and Yolk falls on Jack as he moans in a annoyed tone.
Sir Pentious: Thank you... for letting your guard down!
Sir Pentious Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit.
Sir Pentious: Aha! Yah! Oh, shit...
Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him and Alastor apparently makes an elk bugle and next we see a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappears from sight.
Alastor: Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums.
Vaggie: Wait, you're leaving?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job.
Angel Dust: (gestures to the hole on the wall) We need a wall.
Alastor: Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!
Jack: That you're insane and need Thearpy?
Alastor: Ha! No!
With a snap of his fingers, Alastor summons black ink demons and they appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away. Angel takes an interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to him.
Angel Dust: [Giggles.] Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant ...tool.
Jack: Angel. Keep it in your pants. Now if everyone excuse me I'm going to go take a shower if it even works around this Hell hole 'Hell Hole'.
Jack air Quotes as he walked through the hole and into the hotel as Charlie was concerned for the Human Jack and looked down before breathing in and out and follow Jack inside.
The Vees Headquarters
The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen.
Valentino: See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox? (slams his fist on the table) VOX!
Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.
[Hazbin Hotel Stayed Gone By Vivziepop]
Vox: [glitches] That FUCKER is back!
Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him.
Valentino: Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too.
Vox: It's been seven years!
Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.
Valentino: You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?
Vox: Uh, FUCK YOU.
Valentino: Just saying.
Vox: Things have changed a lot since he left town!
Valentino: That's for sure.
Vox: I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!
Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background.
Vox's Studio
And next thing we see is Vox grinning as he marches to his chair.
[Vox]
Welcome home!
I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone!
As Vox sings, electricity courses through his arm as he sits on his chair, and turns to face the numerous screens.
[Vox]
Say hello to a new status quo,
Vox presses a big red button, and 4 cords latch themselves to the ports on the back of his head, connecting himself to his TV networks.
[Vox]
Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn, turn the TV on!
Director: Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two...
[Chorus]
Wel-come to the show!
As Vox now acting news for Hell as he shames Alastor.
[Vox]
[Vox in Newscastor Voice]Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence,
Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program.
Vox then switched to a Talk show host as the sign on his desk said 'Vox Nite' with a guest which was also himself but with a mug that said 'Fuck Alastor' and funny sunglasses.
[Vox Tv Host]
So, the Radio Demon is back in town!
[Vox Guest]
Why is he hanging around?
[Vox Tv Host]
What does that mean for your family?
As he switched screens again but with a red Curtain behind him.
[Vox]
Well, handily, I've got good news!
He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile,
[Vox & Chorus]
But the demon is a coward!
As we see a Chorus of Vox's singing as he plays dress up as a priest.
[Priest Vox]
You can take that as gospel.
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
As Vox used his eye to hypnotize his audience as we see him now wearing 3D Glasses and Holding popcorn and a remote.
[Vox]
I'm visual, he's barely audible!
As he goes from Screen to screen in different outfits and the crew barely keeping up with him as one microphone is seen before Vox moves it out of the way.
[Vox]
Stop giving him the time of day!
Vox then turns the background into a vaction spot with him wearing a Cruse captain outfit and holding a drink with a Umbrella and weird straw and lemen as a Volcano in the background explode as he salutes to it.
[Vox]
Don't listen to a word he'd say.
I hope he had a nice vacay!
[Vox & Chorus]
But he should have stayed away!
As Vox takes off his suit and controls all the screens as we Cut to Alastor who had just finished getting his coat tailored. He notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. He smiles and walks away with an idea as Vox continues singing while now wearing a Head Chef outfit cooking something in the oven.
[Vox]
While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video!
Vox pulls out an uncooked bloodied deer head from an oven caked in blood.
[Vox]
Now his medium is getting bloody rare!
Vee's Tower
In a hallway in V Tower, Vox jumps, twirls and then pulls Valentino and Velvette towards him
[Vox]
Hell's been better since he split,
Where's he been?
Who gives a shit?!
Alastor Radio Tower
We then see Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from a radio station attached to the top corner of the Hazbin Hotel.
[Alastor]
Salutations!
Good to be back on the air.
Back on the Street
We see everyone in front of the Vox's Tv's now see a Radio next to them as they listen in.
[Alastor]
Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast.
Sinners rejoice!
[Vox]
What a dated voice!
Then we see Alastor and Vox transition in from different slides as they mock each other with Alastor winning.
[Alastor]
Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast.
Vox: COME ON!
[Alastor]
Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that.
Is nothing working?
Vox: IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!
[Alastor]
Every day he's got a new format!
Vox: YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE!
[Vox & Chorus]
He's the shit that comes before that!
Vox said as all his Roles he played backed him up as Alastor continued his radio broadcast.
[Alastor]
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees!
Vox: Oh, PLEASE.
As he said that and from the Vees hideout we see Velvette Smirk and Valentino glare. As we cut back to the Radio station before back on the street with onlookers overhearing and seeing on the screen.
[Alastor]
And here's the sugar on the cream.
He asked me to join his team!
Vox: Hold on!
As he showed himself in front of the Radio but actually he was still on screen as the Radio was next to him.
[Alastor]
I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea.
vox's Studio
As Alastor continues with his radio broadcast, Vox gets so pissed that his screen face starts to glitch and crash as he gets angrier.
Vox: [Glitches.] You oold timey PRICK! I'll show y-you suffering!
[Alastor]
Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
Vox couldn't handle his anger, causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.
Vox: [Signal breaking up.] I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU-YOU LIT-T-LE—
Vox's screen face and voice overloads and crashes, before Vox involuntarily lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.
Alastor: I'm afraid you've lost your signal.
We zooms in on the hotel, and then zooms into Alastor's radio station as he sings.
[Alastor]
Let's begin.
Alastor slowly turns into his true demon form with every sentence.
I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone!
Alastor puts down his staff for the first time as he continues his threat.
Tune on in.
When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run!
Oh, this will be fun!
Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still as popular and powerful as he was last time.
Vox: FUU-UU-UCK!
Meanwhile at the Hazbin Hotel
In Jacks Dismal Hotel room we hear a shower coming on and see through the steam that Jack is washing himself of all the yolk and when done he turns off the water and walked out the shower with towel covering his lower half and wipes the steam away and sighs at the predicament he is in as he then sees Z his imaginary Morality Dog on his bed as he has another pair of clothes which resulted in a hoodie and jeans and sneakers thanks to his only human clothes while the demon clothes Charlie got him was good he wants to change it up a bit as he Put on Makeup which was white grease clown makeup. Jack never thoughthe would be dressing up as Halloween everyday but he soon realized that he might not make it out alive.
Z: You know its best to make it into a good situation.
Jack hears Z his Imagination of Goodness and Morale right and a bit annoying righteous while his Imaginary Cat Ash the opposite of Z was laying down watching Z try and cheer up Jack but failed spectacularly.
Ash: Well Z its great you fail spectacularly but maybe we need a Slightly different motivation.
Jack: What does that mean? Its hell. Im 'physically' in HELL.
Suddenly Jack hears the door open and he quickly grabs a gun and aim it at the door to see Charlie Morningstar as she gasped and Jack holstered it as he finds Charlie a only friend in Hell. As She looked frightened before looking away blushing at how Jack had muscles.
Charlie: Uh. Can we talk?
Jack: I got nothing better to do. What you wanna talk about?
Charlie: Not here but one of my great places to see Hell.
Jack was getting his clothes on and hear Charlie say a great location to look at hell and naturally he was less enthusiastic as Hell is Hell. How great is it supposed to be?
Jack: Uh... ok.
Charlie: Great! You won't regret this.
Charlie smiled as she grabbed Jack hand as he blushed.
The Hazbin Hotel, Pirate Ship
Charlie leads you to a pirate ship mast as she climbs the rope as she looks down.
Charlie: Come on!
Jack was unsure but knows Charlie is trustworthy and followed her to the top and she pulled Jack up and see the pentagram City and how the Erie red lights were a soothing color and Heaven entrance in the sky and the Pentagram moon in there or is it the sun he could not tell the time here.
Charlie: You like it? This crows nest is a good place to see the city.
Jack stared at Charlie as he has a confused look on his face.
Jack: I get a lot things. You, I don't get?
Charlie: What do you mean?
Jack: I mean, why help these people they aren't interested in redemption or even your ideas and treat you with so much disrespect that you let them walk all over you. If it was me i just run from this place but I can't I'm stuck here... forever.
Charlie: I mean its from your view but its not bad.
Jack: Are you joking with me? I barely survived my first day here. My first test almost killed me. What makes you think i might survive the next one? Or the next one, or the next? Let me tell you everyone here doesn't care about each other they literally murder each other if you so much look at them. Everyone uses someone around here, same is on earth.
Charlie: Well... yes but if you give this place a chance you might like it.
Jack: That I doubt.
[Beauty in Darkness Made In Mythic London Cast]
[Charlie]
Hey, this place is not so bad
You loathe it I know
Charlie sings sad but becomes hopeful as Jack listened to her as she moved in close as he was in awe of her hope.
[Charlie]
Sure it's dim and kinda sad
But as far as places go
It's sort of appealing to me
There's a lot it's revealing to me
Charlie then points to where she been as the scenes change to show her favorite places to go. All the while Jack only saw despair and sadness and loneliness as she sung.
[Charlie]
I saw the spires of Tartarus
Strolled along the Styx
Pet the great dog Cerberus
Who lay there scratching ticks
People say the underworld is cruel and dark
Did you know that deep inside it, there's a spark?
Jack was taken aback by her hope for her people as he stared at how bad things are and no one helped each other and did drugs, and left others crushed in ruined buildings and rubble.
[Charlie]
I found bliss among the ruins
I felt life within each tomb
I found shelter in the shadows
I saw light inside the gloom
There's a peacefulness in sorrow
If you stop and take a breath
There is beauty in the darkness
There is so much life in death
Jack decided to sing as he seen enough to know there is no hope or dreams in the Afterlife of Hell. As he went to show how he sees them now much to Charlie Shock on how depressed he is as he goes to each places that Charlie seemed to like and take apart each scene on what he thinks of them.
[Jack]
The spires are cracked in Tartarus
They're all in disrepair
The Styx is drenched in hopelessness
And swimming with despair
Jack was then comforted by Charlie as her touch seemed to be the only light in his life as her face was close to his and he lightly blushed as how close they are.
[Charlie]
Only thing that's hopeless is your point of view
Everything has such potential, even you
When she said that she blushed and realized her hand was over his heart as both blush and shift away from each other.
[Charlie]
'Cause there's treasure in the wreckage
Underneath all the distress
If you glanced beyond the mayhem
You'd see magic in the mess
There is mercy in the monster
Underneath his fiery breath
As Charlie then showed as one Sinner was helping another under the rubble and she and Jack helped out but Charlie used her full strength and power as her body went into full demon and arms glowed red and transformed into monster like claws and threw rubble away. She calmed down as her body went back to normal and helped out the sinner as she smiled at what she did.
Jack was in awe in her beauty and power and kindness she had for her people he soon sang but not about hell but about her.
[Jack]
There is beauty in the darkness
There is so much love in death
Jack soon stopped as Charlie cleaned her hands and went back to singing to which Jack content on Singing with her.
[Charlie]
There is bliss among the ruins
[Jack]
There is bliss among the ruins
[Charlie]
There is life within each tomb
[Jack]
Life within each tomb
[Charlie]
There is shelter in the shadows
[Jack]
Shelter in the shadows
[Charlie]
There is light inside the gloom
[Jack]
Light inside the gloom
[Charlie]
There's redemption all around you
If you
[Charlie & Jack]
Stop and take a breath
There is beauty in the darkness
There is so much love
There is so much love
There is so much love
In death...
Jack smiled as did Charlie but soon Vaggie see them as she carried a spear and interrupted them.
Vaggie: Charlie there you are! Why didn't you answer your phone!
charlie: My phone? Oh Shit! I left it at the hotel! Sorry vaggie.
Vaggie: Its ok. I have it.
Vaggie showed it to Charlie and they kiss on the lips and hug as they were together and Jack backs away as Charlie see this and was confused by his decision to move away.
Jack: I... I need to go.
Charlie: Jack...
Charlie was abit hurt by Jack sudden desire to leave.
Vaggie: Its ok. He is wearing a disguise. Besides we need to recruit people for the hotel remember?
Charlie: Your right.
Charlie decided to let him go and look for anyone to be on the path to redemption in her hotel all the while Vox's Drone took pictures of Charlie and Jack in the City.
Vee's Meeting Room
We see a emergency meeting with Vox, Velvette, and Valentino to discuss a matter with Alastor as a Robo Fizz, Kitty, pass out drinks to each of them.
Vox: We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's [slams the table] BRAT and that smiling freak!
Velvette: Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?
Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.
Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.
Vox: Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?
Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls.
Vox: We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.
Velvette: Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?
Valentino: I employ every "down on their luck loser" this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?
Vox: [Scoffs.] I think, I have... JUST the one.
As Vox slowly turns around, the sharks in the shark tank swim up to his shoulders, his right-hypnotic eye gleaming with a sinister grin for a plan he has in store.
???: And the Human?
As Vox, Velvette, and Valentino see a fourth party member hiding in the shadows as they say what they think of the human Jack.
Vox: What? Oh you mean the Human that was with The Princess? A nobody. A loser.
Velvette: [Sultry Voice] Though hot as hell...
As Velvette see Jack Half naked and it looked to be a tweet from "#AngelDust" as it was a video of him training and pushups and Squats to which gathered a bunch of comments such as "Thot, Sexy Man, Flawless Skin, is he single?" lot of comments came in and Valentino and Vox looked at her weird.
Valentino: What?
Velvette: [Normal Voice] Uh. (Clears Throat) Nothing just saying this Jack is just a no one.
Valentino: Yeah, give him to me i might make him a star. Lot of losers would give their soul to be someone.
Valentino said as he smoked his cigarette as the fourth party member wasn't so certain.
Fourth Member?: It's weird for Satanael to bring a Human down to Hell and arm him with weapons and fight for us. It's best we Keep a eye on him... he might prove useful to us.
As we now see them as a female Rabbit. With purple croptop, Purple sweater, slightly ripped jeans, purple feather boa and purple eyes and slightly purple fur.
Meanwhile with Jack
Jack kicks the can and goes somewhere else in a rocky park with a sign that says "No Swimming" as he seem down.
Jack: (Sighs) She is a Demon Princess. Of course she has someone to watch over and support her? What do i have? Lifetime of Loneliness and death.
Just then two of his consciousness show up next to him his dog angel and cat devil.
Z: It's not bad. You might like the hotel.
Ash: Yeah. You get some good quick looks at two good looking eye candy?
Jack: Who?
Ash: Uh... Charlie and Vaggie.
Jack: Ash!
Jack said blushing at what Ash said.
Jack: Their together! That would be a no no. Besides I think Vaggie hates Men and i guess i am off the table.
Ash: Oh, trust me. I know woman and underneath all that man hating, lesbian is a bisexual wanting a good humping.
Jack: Dude!
Z: Don't be giving him weird ideas Ash!
Ash: Oh and what are you going to do? He might die in six months i think this is a good time to get him to have sex with a sexual attractive woman.
Jack had enough as he just yells out in frustration.
Jack: Will you two just leave me the Fuck Alone!!
Jack said as open his eyes and see there is no one and he looks down and sighs before he walks towards some rocks.
Jack: This is all my fault. If I wasn't so desperate for an escape this never would've happened. I was so caught up in being in a gig that i never saw the contract. (depressed Sigh) Maybe its best for me to find a rock to crawl under and die quickly saves them from future disappointment.
???: Wow! Never thought i see the great Jack Carson in this state of self loathing.
This voice was familiar to Jack as she was his fan in some rock and roll gigs he did in each bars arcoss Country, Maxine, Max to her friends. Max wore a leather sleeveless jacket and white shirt, jeans and purple hair and a lucky rock that was shaped in a wolves head.
Jack: Max?! W-What are you doing here?
Maxine: Well that is some way to treat your biggest fan who is also your best friend.
Jack: No! I mean yes. I mean, what are you doing in hell! Last I checked you have to be dead to get here... oh my god you're dead!
Jack grabs Max shoulders as she removes them.
Maxine: Relax Jack. Im alive and well i just came here through a portal around here and found you.
Jack: A portal? Through where?
Maxine: Oh just inside that cave.
Maxine showed a dark cave and leads Jack inside as he looked nervously around the place.
Meanwhile inside the Cave
Jack was careful when he walked he suddenly stepped on something as it squealed and with satisfying crunch Jack discovered it was a Spider as he moans and use a Rock to clean his shoe as he looks to Max.
Jack: Are we close to it?
Maxine: Yes. Just around the corner here.
As they arive around the corner they see a big tree in the middle of a hole as Jack was in Awe.
Jack: Woah...
Maxine: Yep. Pretty cool huh. Has some pretty cool acoustics! Should've brought my guitar we could rock
As she fakes air guitar as Jack smiles at this as he forgot all the troubles he has as Charlie was right there is beauty in the Darkness and he heard a piano and Humming and was courious as Max sees him walk away.
Maxine: Uh, Jack? Where are you going?
Jack: Uh toward the music in that cave.
Maxine: So you go towards the creepy piano in a creepy cave that is right next to the portal to escape Hell.
Jack: Yep.
Maxine: And you don't find it weird that a person is singing in that there cave? It's obviously a Red Flag to go into that place.
Jack: Maybe. But more fun to check it out.
Jack said as he went in followed by Max who was concerned by Jack new attitude. She sighs and followed him in.
Meanwhile at the Hazbin Hotel
Back at the hotel entrance, we see Alastor's black and white demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie and Vaggie returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.
Angel Dust: Soooo? How'd it go?
Vaggie: [Sighs.] Not a single new recruit.
Angel Dust: Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?
As Angel checks his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious behind it, holding his hat.
Sir Pentious: Why, hello my dear—
Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face. He falls when Vaggie brought out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and held a peace sign gesture.
Sir Pentious: Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace.
He said as the 's' sound in 'peace is drawn out, in mimicry of a snake.
Vaggie: What are you doing here?
Charlie appears behind Vaggie.
Charlie: Vaggie, what's the problem? [gasps] Oh! Hello again!
Sir Pentious: I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh... I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?
Charlie lets out another gasp and runs over to grab his hand and lead him to the door of the hotel.
Charlie: You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-
Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie.
Angel Dust: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?
Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!
Angel Dust: (To Vaggie) Aren't you supposed to protect this place?
Vaggie was supposed to but Charlie gives her puppy-dog eyes, begging Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel and Vaggie gives in.
Vaggie: (Sighs) I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine, (Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation) or even with the war machine. (Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing)
Charlie was so happy that she hugs Vaggie, lifting her up in the process and twirling around once.
Charlie: Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!
Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.
Sir Pentious: Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this.
Angel follows soon afterwards.
Angel Dust: Eh, I give you a week, tops.
As they enter inside.
Meanwhile inside the hotel
Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blow up before it was fixed.
Charlie: So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-
Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again.
Vaggie: Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.
Charlie: Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!
Angel Dust: Uh, what the hell am I then?
Charlie: Well, you're an important part of our family here Angel, but you uhm, uh...
Vaggie: Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?
Charlie: What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once.
As Charlie walks back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust looks downtrodden, likely feeling sad about Vaggie's comments and Charlie's unintentional dismissal of him. And Niffty is seen playing playing with Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approach. Keekee hisses at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns to meet him.
Charlie: Over here we have our maid Niffty.
Niffty: [Gasps] The bad boy is back!
Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious.
Niffty: (creepy whisper) Never leave me again.
Charlie: We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have- (nearly bumps into Alastor) Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious...hehe...
Alastor: Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!
Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him a part.
Alastor: [in a sinisterly tone] I definitely remember you now.
Sir Pentious gulps nervously as he doesn't want to be ripped apart by him.
Charlie: Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson! [Clears throat] "How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?
Sir Pentious: Yes...uhm... Mr uhm... Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat... uhm... here.
As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tear from Alastor's coat. Alaster takes it and inspects the damage.
Alastor: Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you.
Despite being generous, Alastor spontaneously combusts the fabric tear into green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned.The group except Satanael and Balrog and Jack gathered introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel.
Charlie: Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie [claps twice] I like to sing! [claps twice] and when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing! [claps twice]
Sir Pentious: My name's Sir Pentious [claps twice] I like to build [claps twice] and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled! [claps twice]
When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone.
Angel Dust: This is stupid.
Charlie: This- is not- stupid! [claps twice] It's just a game! [claps twice] Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same! [claps twice]
Angel Dust: I am too sober for this.
Vaggie: Well, get used to it and learn how to play, [Singsong voice] this is gonna be your whole day! [claps twice]
Angel Dust: (Sighs) I should've gone with Jack.
Angel Dust admitted as he would rather be elsewhere when play this stupid exercise with Charlie.
Meanwhile inside the Cave
As they hear Singing they soon come across a normal looking woman like Jack and Max playing a piano as she hummed a tune. It sounded sad and Jack introduced themselves.
Jack: Uh Excuse me?
Stranger: (Gasp) Oh, Hello there! I wasn't expecting a audience otherwise... I would've dressed better.
Jack: Oh no it's fine. We were looking around and we heard your singing and it was nice.
Maxine: Ok! We have seen her and now we go goodbye lady.
Max tried to take Jack away when he pulled away from her and gave her a not happy look.
Jack: Max, dont be rude we just got here.
Stranger: Yes, you should listen to your friend you two just got here.
Jack: Yeah, sorry for Max overprotective nature uh...?
Stranger: Oh where are my manners? (curtsy) Im Lady Vampira.
This started to worry Jack and Max as they stare at each other at the most obvious Vampire sounding name if they ever heard of.
Jack: Ok. Uh actually we just came in to see it was and it is getting late and we should be getting home.
Max: Uh yeah. What he said.
Lady Vampira was quick as she pushed them down on a rock like a few chairs as she continued to act nice.
Lady Vampira: Oh its ok my dears. Why don't you two sit down. I was about to play a song to commemorate my son.
Jack: Oh no. What happened?
Lady Vampira: He... (Sniff) He was tragically killed. Just an Hour ago. By a fool who stepped on him!
As she said it she turned away and we see her eyes went red with Black Sclera as Jack found it weird seeing how he accidentally stepped on a Spider and scraped it off on a rock.
Jack: Ok. (turns to Max) Yeah she is going to kill us lets go.
Max: First thing you said that makes me happy.
As Max and Jack run away they are stopped by webbing from Lady Vampira mouth as she revealed herself as a Spider lady and growls at them.
Lady Vampira: Well that was rude thing to do after all the nice things I said to you... but i guess i can kill you now.
Jack: Oh shit...
Meanwhile back at the Hazbin Hotel
Angel Dust was wearing a trench coat and a hat as he reads a script. Sir Pentious is also acting as a innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a comically large lollipop.
Angel Dust: "Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?"
As Angel Dust had enough Acting to know this was the worst script he ever done.
Angel Dust: Wow, who wrote this?
Charlie: It's great right? Keep going!
Angel then went back into character and looks at Sir Pentious who still licks the Lolipop.
Angel Dust: "Hey you."
Sir Pentious: "Who, me?"
As he gave Angel dust a innocent smile as Angel rolls his eyes and continues.
Angel Dust: "Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Oh, for fuck's sake.
Sir Pentious: "Not me! I have to go home and study!"
Angel Dust: "Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me... the crackhead."
Sir Pentious: "The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!"
As we now hear the triumphant trumpet sting and Charlie was so happy.
Charlie: (stands up and claps) Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo! (chuckles) wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time.
Which seemed to make Angel Dust upset on her thoughtless commet.
Angel Dust: I... I'm going to bed.
As Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious. Looking back at them, he looks sad.
Charlie: I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!
Sir Pentious: Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!
Angel Dust Room
In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed slightly snoring until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat, as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel glumly looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.
Valentino (1st voice message): Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back- [Angry] ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-
Valentino (2nd voice message): Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me- YOU FUCKING SLUT!
Valentino (3rd voice message): Hey, Angie! About earlier-
Valentino (4th voice message): -KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!
Valentino (5th voice message): Work's really stressful!
Valentino (6th voice message): -LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
Valentino (disembodied voice): [dead serious] You actually think you can change?
As red smoke appears from seemingly nowhere, and circles around Angel until Val stops talking, ending with the smoke clinging around his neck and chin like hands before fading away.
Valentino (disembodied voice): Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby.
Angel sighs as Fat Nugget gets on the bed next to him. Angel gently rubs his head and back.
Angel Dust: ...Thanks, Fat Nugget.
Angel said as he hugs his pet pig feeling a little better.
Meanwhile with Jack
We see Maxine and Jack run but were now in trouble.
Jack: Well this took a bad turn!
Maxine: (Sarcastic) Really you don't say? it's almost like someone was wrong!
Jack: Ok yes its my fault but in hindsight you said she was a vampire. No worries I got a plan!
Jack throws the Rock on the ground at The Spider lady but it just made her mad.
Maxine: Thats it? Throw a rock?!
Jack: Its the only thing i can think off since I have NO weapons on me! I'm working with what I got around me!
Maxine: Dude! I-
Soon she is blasted into the wall with webbing as Jack calls her out.
Jack: MAXINE!!!
His problems weren't done he had to deal with the spider as he backs away from her hands up.
Jack: (Laughs nervously) Ok... Listen i understand your angry but i think it be bad for you to kill me.
Lady Vampira: Why is that?
She asked maliciously as Jack trips and backpedal as she walked closer with murderous intent.
Jack: Well... See. I kinda sold my Soul to a Demon by the Name of Satanael and he needs me to win against Heaven and if you kill me it be very bad for you?
Lady Vampira stops and looks at Jack with confusion before stating to know Satanael.
Lady Vampira: I know him. He is Governor of the Fallen. Why would heever need a weak human like you?
Jack: Uh... I don't know.
Lady Vampira: (Laughs) Well since you don't know why don't I just kill you with the very thing that you killed by being stepped on!
Lady Vampira just blasted him with Webbing and is stuck to the floor as he struggled to get out he sees her leg over his head and he panicks and tried to get out but it was to late as it came closer and faster the pointy Spider Foot came close to his eye and stopped as Vampira and Jack see a furry hand and we see a huge Wolf with purple hair she looked to be in the same outfit as Maxine.
Wolf Female: *Growls in anger*
Lady Vampira: Who the hell are you?
Wolf Female: Sup!?! I'm Maxine. My friends call me Max. oh and uh. (Threateningly) I'm the hellhound who's going to knock your ass out.
Lady Vampira: You what?
Maxine: Sorry about that in advance by the way.
Lady Vampira: Oh I get it. You're one of those going head first overconfident kind of fighters.well you know what they say. The overconfident ones are always the first to fall-
As she made it her point as she got a fistfull of Hellhound punch from Max as she used from magic with a snap of her fingers to change her attire to a softball player with a baseball bat.
Maxine: Yeah ha! And she knocks her ass out of the park and The Crowd Goes wild!
As she cheered for herself a crowd of dummy appears and chear Maxine as if by magic but Jack to scared to move let out a scared whimper as he notices wolf maxine.
Maxine: WOW... you are really killing my vibe right now.
???: That's not the only thing killing you!
Maxine: Huh?
Max was distracted as her clothes went back to her punk rock look and was covered in web and thrown across the room as Vampira looks at Jack wanting to kill him.
Lady Vampira: But first!
She almost reached Jack if it weren't for Maxine saving him and was out of breath.
Maxine: WOW you are- (Sighs) you are seriously fast for an old lady.
Lady Vampira: Awww, thank you so much.
Jack: Maxine?
Jack looks to see his Friend from their band days here and a Hellhound he is conflicted but wonders if he should leave.
Maxine: (Hellhound growl)
Lady Vampira tries to attack but the Hellhound Maxine was to agile and versatile to take down as she only punched air.
Lady Vampira: WIII. you. stand. still. and die already!
Maxine: Only if you say pleeeeeaseee. Hey also as one musician to another you're pretty good on the piano! But maybe don't be so Largo with it though when you're playing you know? I bet if you speed it up it might add some real Pizzazz!
Lady Vampira: (Offended Gasp) How dare you!! I'll have you know that l've been playing that piano just fine for the last 100 years without a single complaint from anyone!
Maxine: oh ho really? Is that cuz you killed them first before they could?
Maxine Dodged the web thrown by her as she didn't like that butbsoon she started to throwing more as It didn't land one web on her but she then saw her distracted by Jack and throws a web and got her as she almost landed on Jack if he hadn't dodged her body.
Maxine: Sup little buddy you doing all right?
Jack let out a Scared gasp as he was almost crushed by her to begin with before she pets his head.
Maxine: Yeah, you're all right. You'll be fine.
Lady Vampira: Too bad that won't be the case much longer.
Maxine: Actually... could you not kill him? I actually kinda like him?
Jack: Huh?
Jack blushed as Vampira closed in.
Lady Vampira: Ohh, in that case. (grabs Maxine by the throat.) How about i kill you first so i can enjoy killing him in peace? *Sinister Laugh*
maxine: That would be a dick move if you ask me.
Lady Vampira: Oh? *Confident Laugh* whats wrong? No more witty combacks? Come on mutt! Surely you got one more little joke in you. No? How about some last words then huh?
She laughs as she choke maxine.
Jack: Maxine!
Maxine: Harder...
Lady Vampira: What?
Maxine: Harder Mommy!
This made Jack and Lady Vampira stare at her wide eye as Lady Vampira drops her as she freaks out.
Lady Vampira: Woah, woah, woah! That is 100% not what is happening right now!
Maxine: What? To good to choke me out now?
Lady Vampira: N-No! It's nothing like that! I would just never do that to Someone... like you.
Maxine: (Insult Gasp) What do you mean? "Someone like you!"
Lady Vampira: No-Nothing, just forget i said anything. In fact I'm not going to say another word. I'm just going to let this next part be a surprise.
Maxine: is the surprise that you're being a bit of a bitch. Cuz that's what you're being.
Vampira soon twitch an eye and roared in a Pissed off spider monster noise and charged her as Maxine smiles as she awaits her foe to get closer.
Maxine: Hey, what was that you said about the overconfident ones?
She then dodged and backflip kicked her into the wall of the cave and fell down defeated her.
Maxine: Their the first ones to fall. Bitch.
As Max went over to see she was defeated she went and streched her body as she hasn't been in that form for awhile. But she soon notices her wolf pendant being gone.
Maxine: Shit! SHIT! Where is it?!
Jack: Here.
Jack called out as he cleaned the dirt off the rock and gave it to her as she picks it up and happy.
Maxine: Oh hey you got it. Thanks little dude.
Jack: No problem.
Maxine soon transformed from Hellhound to Human form as she wanted to appear like a friend to Jack and she was pretty big for a Hellhound so Jack was kinda glad she was at normal height.
Maxine: Sorry you had to see that I didn't mean to scare you but I'm like 99% sure she was about to bash your head open like a piñata. So I-
Jack: THAT WAS SOO COOL!!! She was all "I'm a spider and i am going to kill you!" And you were like "Bark bitch I'm a wolf get ready to get a ass kicking!" It was like the coolest thing thing i have ever seen in real life! Say why don't we go to the hotel there is room and Beer there we can talk more.
Maxine: I don't say no to free beer.
Jack: Jesus Christ I missed you!
maxine: Me too little buddy. Me too.
The two leave as they were happy and heading back to the hotel.
Back at the Hotel
Angel gets up and leaves his room a bit depressed as he heard from charlie and Sir Pentious being all buddy buddy today he needed a drink. Fat Nuggets woke up looking worried as Angel leaves. Angel goes to Husk's bar and hear some people laughing and see Jack alongside someone else who looks human.
Angel Dust: What the fuck is this?
Jack: Angel! You gotta meet my friend Maxine! You'll love her!
Angel Dust: Uh. Great who is she and why is there another human here?
Jack: Oh no worries she isn't human but a "Hellhound" right?
Maxine: That is right my little man.
Angel Dust: You guys are the same height.
Jack and Max stare at each other and laugh as Jack pours a drink for Angel.
Jack: Max do the thing!
Maxine pulls off her rock and she appears to be a big Hellhound much to Angel Dust Shock as he falls backwards out of his seat.
Maxine: So, wanna compare heights little man?
Angel Dust: No, no. Its ok!
Maxine then shrunk and transformed into a human with the necklace back on her.
Angel Dust: Can i take a bottle to my room?
Jack: Why not drink with us? We're renewing our friendship here.
Angel Dust: Fine.
Angel picks up a whole bottle, and starts drinking alcohol. Out of the corner of his eye, he notices something slithering away. He follows as did Max and Jack as they wonder where he is going, they find themselves in Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside. There, they discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belong to Vox. Angel realizes what he's been doing and slams the door open.
Angel Dust: You slippery little shit!
Sir Pentious: [yelps]
Jack: Sir Pentious? Who let you in here?
Angel Dust: Charlie did! She thought he was looking for redemption but you're actually working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you.
Sir Pentious: I don't know what you're talking about!...whore bug!
Angel, sufficiently angered, tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.
Sir Pentious: Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!
Sir Pentious' eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes momentarily hypnotized.
Angel Dust: Fuck!
Angel backs away. Jack then quickly has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Charlie and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle.
Charlie: (Yawns) What's going on?
Angel Dust snaps out if it as Jack and Maxine have him cornered and Angel dust tells the two arriving.
Charlie: Princess Maxine?!
Jack: Princess Maxine?! You?
Maxine: Oh? Yeah. Didn't I mention im a princess of Gluttony ring.
Jack: What the- NO! When were you going to mention that!
Maxine: Uh later.
Vaggie: Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on here?
Angel Dust: This little bitch is a traitor!
Angel decided to bring them to the reason why they were here as Sir Pentious then tries to slither his way out of it.
Sir Pentious: Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!
As Sir Pentious hugs both girls.
Angel Dust: Uh huh, then explain this!
Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover is blown and scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.
Sir Pentious: Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!
Vox immediately picks up.
Vox: (On Watch) Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been, a day!
Sir Pentious: Please! You've got to get me out of here!
Vox: (On Watch) I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple! Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You MISERABLE FAILURE!
Sir Pentious: [crying] I... I... just make it quick I guess...not that I deserve it.
Sir Pentious lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull.
Vaggie: Gladly.
Right before Vaggie can put him out of misery, Jack stops her, and looks down before he starts singing "It Starts With Sorry" ]
Jack: Wait! ...Pentious?
Jack extends his hand towards Pentious.
[Jack]
It starts with sorry,
As everyone was confused by Jack singing as Charlie was actually happy as Jack picks up Sir Pentious.
[Jack]
that's your foot in the door.
One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core.
The path to forgiveness, is a twisting trail of hearts!
As he sung there was hearts behind him as he twirled around across the room before coming back to sir pentious.
But sorry is where it starts!
Maxine: Uh Whats happening?
Angel Dust: I have no clue.
Charlie: Shh! Listen.
then Sir Pentious sings as he sings his feelings out.
[Sir Pentious]
Who could forgive a dirtbag like me?
I don't deserve your amnesty.
Sir Pentious falls backwards all dramatic like as Angel walks into frame with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie tailing behind, holding her spear.
[Angel Dust and Vaggie]
Can't we just kill him?
Shoot him and spill his blood?
[Jack]
That's an option you could choose.
[Angel Dust and Vaggie]
Works for us.
[Charlie]
But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts with sorry.
[Sir Pentious]
Sorry.
[Charlie]
Dig down deeper and say! One sincere sorry!
Jack twirled him in front of Charlie as he cries and said his sorry to charlie and everyone in the room.
[Sir Pentious]
I'm so sorry!
[Jack]
And your journey's underway!
[Charlie and Sir Pentious]
It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins
But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry.
As the song ends, Niffty is seen standing in the hallway in her bedwear, but is disappointed that Sir Pentious' song was bad, and that he is no longer a 'bad boy'.
Niffty: I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!
Niffty kicks him on of his tail 'eyes' and walks away.
Niffty: Not a bad boy.
Charlie: *Happily sighs* Good first day! Let's get some rest!
As Charlie and the others leave with a wrist watch communicator still left in the office, Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a malevolent smile. He comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.
Vox: WHAT?!?
Vox pauses when he realizes that Alastor is the one calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughs.
Alastor: You'll have to try harder than that next time, ol' pal!
Alastor crushes the watch with his bare hand as Vox incoherently rages at him as the watch becomes incapable of creating audio, before Alastor retreats back into the darkness, chuckling.
Later upstairs before Jack went to his room he is stopped by Maxine.
Maxine: Hey Jack, sorry for not telling you I'm a princess I just wanted to make sure nothing changed between us.
Jack: Well there is alot of changes but it will take some getting used too.
Maxine: Oh! Great! I was wondering if you don't mind me living here now? My family and I aren't on speaking terms and i was wondering if you let me stay at the hotel?
Jack: Certainly. You saved me and your my friend. Of course you can.
maxine: Aw, thanks little dude! You won't regret it!
jack: Alright well goodnight.
Maxine: Night.
As Jack enters his room Maxine goes to a random Room and enters and looks around disgusted but soon pulls out a cell phone and text messages say "You in?" And she responds "I'm In. Awaiting further instructions." As she sent it and fell asleep on the bed.
A/N: Sorry been awhile balancing work and Free time is hard and especially in family.