Lods of Vengeance Chapter 1: The Hall of Fame, a misc. cartoons fanfic

(The scene starts at middle school, where the students and staff are doing their usual stuff)

Paxton Powers: Never fear, middle school! Paxton Powers is here to save the day!

Toby McGillicuddy: Anyone got something they wanna share? I need news, and lots of it!

Mrs. Bananafannafofana: Alright class! Today, we're gonna learn all about heavy-metal music.

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''YES!'''''

Jenna: That's my favorite music genre ever!

Lequisha: Mine too, girl! Next to rap music, that is!

Brianna: I like, totally can't wait! This is like, totally gonna be like, totally '''''AWESOME!'''''

Mrs. Bananafannafofana: That's exactly the positive feedback I wanna be hearing, you three! I hear you're the main source of music here in this school.

Lequisha: Yeah. We be proud of makin' this school rock.

Brianna: Like, punk-rock heavy-metal is like, totally '''''RADICAL!'''''

John Lumperbuns: You've said it, Brianna! We love it when you and the girls play that awesome music!

Mrs. Bannafannafofana: Alright everybody! Let's learn about tones of guitar playing! Now, first off, we're gonna start with the warm.

Brianna: (confused) Warm? I don't like, totally feel warm. It's like, totally not even hot in here!

Mrs. Bannafannafofana: (Laughs) No, Brianna! A warm is a guitar tone with a strong mid-range that can be perceived as comforting or rounded.

Jenna: Like listening to the beach in the middle of the evening.

(We cut to a scene of Jenna relaxing at the beach with her mom and dad)

Mrs. Bannafannafofana: That's right! Next up, the bright!

Brianna: It's like, totally already bright. Like, look out the window!

(We see the window of the music class. It is sunny outside and the sun's rays are seen highlighting the room)

Lequisha: Baby girl, that be anotha' guitar tone.

Brianna: Ohhhhhhh! I like, totally get it now!

Mrs. Bannafannafofana: Correct, Lequisha. A bright is a higher treble sound that can be lively and sparkling.

Jenna: Just like Bri-Bri.

(Brianna giggles cutely while playing with her hair and her pink shades)

Mrs. Bannafannafofana: We also have the boxy.

Brianna: I like, totally don't '''''FEEL '''''boxy. I mean, like, I can totes see boxes here, but I like, totally can't see a boxy one. It's like, soooo weird, you know?

(The entire music class laughs)

Mrs. Bannafannafofana: A boxy's a subjective description of a guitar's sound.

Jenna: It had better not be what just happened in the school bathroom earlier. I reme-

Lequisha: '''''TMI, GIRL! TMI!'''''

Mrs. Bannafannafofana: Thin, earthy and woody are also the same thing.

Brianna: Uhhhhh...like, teach? Do you like, have a cowboy hat anywhere?

Mrs. Bannafannafofana: Uhhhh...noooo, Briannaaa? W-w-w-why do you ask?

Brianna: Because, like...I think Woody like, totally might have like, totally ran loose in the class?

(The entire music class burst out laughing even harder)

Lequisha: Baby girl, you be somethin' else. That be anotha' guitar chord sound.

Jenna: Yeah. This isn't Toy Story, Bri-Bri. This is '''''SCHOOL STORY''''' we're talking about.

Mrs. Bannafannafofana: (Laughs) Oh, Brianna! You always make us laugh!

Brianna: I like, totally know. I'm like, totally a comedian, aren't I?

Mrs. Bannafannafofana: Anyways, here's the last guitar tone we'll be talking about. The chug.

Brianna: (starts breathing in and out as she makes a heavy breathing sound)

Lequisha: Baby girl?

(Brianna continues making a heavy breathing sound)

Lequisha: Baby '''''GIRL?!'''''

(Brianna continues making a heavy breathing sound. Lequisha gets so annoyed, that she has to slap Brianna to get her to stop.)

Lequisha: '''''GET A FUCKIN' GRIP BABY GIRL! WE AIN'T TALKIN' 'BOUT THAT KIND OF CHUGGING!'''''

Brianna: Oh. Like, sorry, 'Quishe. I guess I like, totally got carried away this time.

Jenna: A '''''CHUG '''''is a percussive sound of a guitar's low strings played with a palm-muting technique at high gain.

Brianna: Uhhhhh...like, this doesn't like, totally involve my drumming, doesn't it?

Lequisha: '''''BABY GIRL, I SWEAR TO GOD-'''''

(Lequisha is interrupted by the school's loudspeaker)

Principal Martinson: (on the loudspeaker) '''''ATTENTION CROSSOVIA MIDDLE SCHOOL! THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! THIS FRIDAY, WE ARE GONNA ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF OUR VERY OWN HALL OF FAME! STUDENTS MUST DO SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL! THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY! PRINCIPAL MARTINSON, OUT!'''''

The Lods of Vengeance: The Crossovia Middle School...'''''HALL OF FAME?!'''''

Jenna: Woaaaaaaaah! Sounds rockiiiiiin'!

Brianna: We've like, totally gotta enter it!

Lequisha: Not until the bell be ringin' baby girl.

(Just then, the school bell rings)

Jenna: Yes! It's time to go home!

Brianna: ''''' EEEEEEEEE!'''''

Jenna: But before we do that, we've gotta look at this whole "Hall of Fame" thing on the bulletin board.

(After class, the Lods of Vengeance notice posters of the event and look at them for further details)

Jenna: Show off your best talent. We wanna see your spots on The Hall of Fame. Winner is announced Friday. Alright Lods of Vengeance, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Lequisha: What exactly you be thinkin' 'bout, girl?

Jenna: That we're gonna do a super radical music video and record it for everyone to see! It'll be our "Hall of Fame" and we'll win for sure!

Brianna: Let's like, totally try it out!

Jenna: Alright, LOV! Determination: Win the Hall of Fame award and be the most popular band in the entire school is a '''''GO!'''''

(Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna cheer)

Jenna: We can record our music video after school! At my house! Mom and Dad said it's alright for you two to come over for band practice.

Lequisha: Well then what we waitin' for y'all? Let's get on the bus!

(After school with all three of the girls together at Jenna's home garage)

Jenna: Alright, now what should we do? (Then has an idea) '''''I KNOW!''''' How about we'll have '''''FIREWORKS''''' shooting all over the place? '''''THAT'LL BE TOTALLY RADICAL!'''''

Lequisha: Girl, that does be soundin' interesting.

Jenna: (Raises her fist in the air) '''''YES!'''''

Lequisha: But it also be soundin' kinda dangerous.

Brianna: Aw, Quishie! But it'll like, totally be fun! Please!

Lequisha: Girl, I'm not too sure!

Brianna: '''''AWWWWWWWWWW! QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU'RE LIKE, TOTALLY NO FUUUUUUUUUUN!'''''

Lequisha: Girl, '''CALM THE HELL DOWN!''' Jenna, do you at least know what you're goin' to be doin' wit' the fireworks?

Jenna: Yes, 'Quishe!

Lequisha: Are you sure you don't need help from an grownup?

Jenna: Yes! Trust me!

Lequisha: Okay... good luck with the fireworks!

(So Jenna tries setting off the fireworks herself, but then pours too much flammable liquids into it, which make them all explode in the air. Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna then duck their heads.)

Lequisha: '''Girl, what did I tell you? No, seriously! What did I tell you?!'''

Jenna: Um... Uh...

Lequisha: I told you to get an grown up to help, '''AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!'''

Jenna: Well, I'm sorry. I thought I could do it myself! I didn't mean to cause this.

Lequisha: Girl, remember to get an grownup next time! (Sighs) Look like this is goin' to be an no!

Jenna: So now what do we do? My parents are going to '''''FLIP!'''''

Brianna: Ooh ooh ooh! Like, I know! I'll like, totally know what to do! I'll like, totally use my magic shades to fix this! (She immediately uses her magic shades to clean up the chaos that happened) Ta-daaaaa! Like, now everything is like, totally better now!

Lequisha: Well at least that mess is gone... Let's just figure out another plan.

Jenna: Yeah, let's just move away from this 'Quishe. I don't wanna get into trouble again.

Lequisha: Alright baby girl, what's yo' next plan?

Jenna: We'll play our music in the high mountains of the savannah! We're talkin' ''REALLY ''high, girls! '''''HIGHER THAN THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!'''''

Jenna: Bri-Bri, create a portal with your shades, please!

Brianna: You've like, totally got it! (She immediately does so, and the Lods of Vengeance get transported to the high mountains. They are high up, and they can already see the animals and grasslands of the savannah. The girls all have their instruments with them.)

Lequisha: Girl, you have got to be kidding me! This isn't going to work out good either!

Jenna: Come on, 'Quishe! Give it an chance, would ya?

Lequisha: Do you know what could happen if we perform all the way up here!

Brianna: '''''AWWWWWWWWWW! QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU'RE LIKE, TOTALLY NO FUUUUUUUUUUN!'''''

Lequisha: Oh, don't you be startin' with me, baby girl. '''''NOT TODAY!'''''

Brianna: '''BUT I LIKE, TOTALLY WANT TO PLAY OUR MUSIC IN TOP OF THE MOUNTAINS! LET US LIKE, TOTALLY HAVE OUR FUN! PLEASE!'''

(Lequisha faceplams)

Lequisha: This is just leading us to danger, baby girl!

Jenna: No it's not! We'll be fine!

Lequisha: Girls, just imagine if we perform our music up here!

(Then, an imagination sequence plays)

Jenna: (in the imagination sequence) '''''ALRIGHT, SAVANNAH! ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOOOOCK?!'''''

(WIND BLOWS)

Jenna: (in the imagination sequence) '''''I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK?!'''''

(HAWK SCREECHES)

Lequisha: (in the imagination sequence) I don't think anyone be hearin' us, girl.

Jenna: (in the imagination sequence) Oh well. Let's just play our music anyways! Alright Brianna, hit it!

Brianna: (in the imagination sequence) You've like, totally got it, Jenna! (she taps her drumsticks) One! Two! One, Two, Three, Four!

(The girls then loudly blast their loud heavy-metal music on the top of the savannah's mountains. All the animals hear it and start panicking. The lions and tigers run around in circles and roar, the elephants start stampeding and trumpeting, birds start flying away and squawking, gazelles and antelopes start stampeding, hyenas start laughing and wild dogs start running away and barking. Eventually, their music is so loud to the point the rocky mountains start breaking. Since they're so high up, the girls eventually fall once the rocky mountains break. The imagination sequence ends.)

Jenna: Aw man. That would've been a disaster had we done that.

Lequisha: Exactly girl. Be lucky you be havin' me here, or we be in even bigger trouble.

Brianna: Oh, now I like, totally see! I don't like, totally wanna go through that!

Jenna: I'll come up with another plan!

Lequisha: Good work, girl!

(Just then, Brianna makes another portal with her shades. This time, the girls arrive at an island.)

Jenna: Well, this doesn't seem too bad. We're at a place called Macklemartle Island.

Lequisha: Well this definitely be safer then on a mountain. I suppose we could give this an go and see how it goes.

Jenna: Awesome! This is gonna be totally rockalicious! Alright, girls! We're gonna '''''HARD-ROCK''''' the '''''ENTIRE WORLD DOWN!''''' Hit it, Brianna!

Brianna: (twirling her drumsticks) You've like, totally got it! (while tapping her drumsticks) One! Two! Three! Four!

(The girls start playing their music, but then we hear thunder and lightning.)

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: Oh shit.

Jenna: Bri-Bri, I think you better create another portal with your shades.

Lequisha: Yeah girl! '''''RIGHT NOW!''''' (as she wildly flails her arms) '''''BEFORE OUR INSTRUMENTS GET ELECTROCUTED AND BE ON FIRE!'''''

Brianna: '''You've like, totally got it!''' (She immediately does so)

(Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna are back at Jenna's house's garage)

Jenna: Ugh! Nothing worked. We've tried everything, and we still haven't made that music video!

Lequisha: Girl, I be havin' somethin' I be tellin' you time 'h time again, but you never be listenin' to me.

Brianna: '''Like totally let us have fun, Quishe!'''

Jenna: What is the thing you're trying to tell me, 'Quishe?!

Lequisha: (explodes with anger) '''''ASK! A! GROWN! UP! I BE TRYIN' TO TELL Y'ALL THIS SHIT ALL DAY, BUT YA NEVER BE LISTENIN' TO ME! I BE TELLIN' YOU SEVERAL FUCKIN' TIMES! ASK! A! GROWN! UP! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Y'ALL NEVA' BE LISTENIN' TO MEEEEEE!'''''

Jenna: (realizing she fucked up) Okay, 'Quishe. I'm so sorry for the trouble I caused today. I thought I was old enough to take care of things myself, but I'll ask my parents for help with our next plans!

Lequisha: It's alright, girl. It's alright. Glad we be sortin' every-thang out now.

Jenna: '''''MOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! DAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD! I NEED HEEEEEEEEEEELP!'''''

(Just then, Jenna's mom and dad come into the garage.)

Jenna's mom: What is it, sweetie? What's the troubles?

Jenna: Me and my band need to do a super radical music video for the Crossovia Middle School Hall of Fame. I was wondering if you can help us.

Jenna's dad: We'd be '''''DELIGHTED TO, JUMPING JELLYBEAN!''''' You know, yours truly was in the Hall of Fame once.

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''REALLY?!'''''

Jenna's dad: Yeah! I caught the '''''BIGGEST! FISH! EVER!'''''

Jenna and Lequisha: Wow! Radical!

Brianna: (Groans and mutters) Like, sooooo totally uncool...

Jenna's mom: We'll help you set everything up for your music video, girls.

(So then the music video was getting set up with the help of Jenna's parents)

Jenna's mom: Here you are, girls. Everything you need for a music video.

(Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna cheer)

Jenna: Thanks, mom! Thanks, dad! You're the best!

Jenna's dad: No problem, jumping jellybean! Now get out there and have some fun!

Jenna: We will!

(Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna are with their instruments on a stage. The background is red and purple with lightning bolts and stripes on it.)

Jenna: Alright, Brianna! Hit it!

Brianna: (while twirling her drumsticks) You like, totally got it! (She taps her drumsticks) 1! 2! 1, 2, 3, 4!

(Then the Lods of Vengeance start playing their punk-rock heavy-metal music. Brianna starts blast-beating her drums and repeatedly crashing her cymbals on her drum set and Jenna joins in on her electric guitar. Lequisha starts to play her bass guitar. They all play their instruments at a super fast pace. Then Jenna starts to sing.)

Jenna: '''''FIRIN' FIRIN' FIRIN' FIRIN' FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FIRIN' FIRIN' FIRIN' FIRIN' FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FIRIN' FIRIN' FIRIN' FIRIN' FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FIRIN' FIRIN' FIRIN' FIRIN' FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'''''

(Brianna blast-beats her drums and crashes her cymbals. Jenna starts doing acrobatic tricks while playing her electric guitar. She then starts to hold the microphone close to her mouth as she sings.)

Jenna: '''''IN THE GLOW OF THE RISING SUN! WE GATHER, HEARTS BEATING AS ONE! WITH A FIRE IN OUR SOULS, WE RISE! CHASING DREAMS, REACHING FOR THE SKIES!'''''

(Brianna goes all-out crazy on the drum set, blast-beating the drums and crashing the cymbals. Then, Lequisha starts to sing with Jenna.)

Jenna and Lequisha: '''''EVERY STEP, EVERY NOTE WE PLAY! TOGETHER WE'LL FIND OUR WAY! THROUGH THE STRUGGLES, THROUGH THE FIGHT!'''''

Jenna: '''''WE'LL KEEP MARCHING WITH ALL OUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!'''''

(Brianna blast-beats her the drums and crashes the cymbals. Then, all the girls start singing together.)

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''WE'RE JAMMIN' UP TO VICTORY, DANCING THROUGH THE STORM! WE'RE WILD AND FREE-EEEEEE!'''''

Jenna: '''''WILD AND FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'''''

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''WITH EVERY BEAT, WE MAKE HISTORY, TOGETHER, WE RISE!'''''

Jenna: '''''IT'S OUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!''''' (Lequisha: (spoken) You be doin' great, girl!)

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''LET THE RHYTHM GUIDE US!''''' (Brianna: Rhythm guide us!)

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''LET THE MUSIC PLAY!''''' (Brianna: Let the music play!)

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''WE'RE JAMMIN' UP TO VICTORYYYYY...TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!'''''

(Just then, Jenna does a wicked solo on her electric guitar. As she does so, she starts doing wicked moves like somersaulting and flipping in the air. We then see a pre-recorded clip of Lequisha playing basketball and showing off her dribbling. Jenna is laying on the grass, while Brianna is cheering on Lequisha, carrying two pom-poms. We also see a clip of Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna jumping on a trampoline together. After bumping into each other while doing a trampoline trick, the three girls laugh together.)

Jenna: '''''THE ROAD AHEAD IS PAVED WITH DOUBT, BUT WE'RE TURNING IT INSIDE OUT! WITH EACH LAUGH, EACH TEAR WE SHARE, WE'LL BUILD A BRIDGE OVER DESPAIR!'''''

(Brianna keeps going all-out crazy on her drum set, blast-beating super fast on the drums and crashing the cymbals with lightning speed. Then, Lequisha starts to sing with Jenna again.)

Jenna and Lequisha: '''''HAND IN HAND, WE'LL FACE THE FEARS, WITH HOPE AND LOVE ERASING TEARS! IN THE DARKNESS, WE'LL LIGHT THE WAY!'''''

Jenna: '''''WITH A MELODY THAT WON'T FADE AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!'''''

(Brianna blast-beats her the drums and crashes the cymbals. Then, all the girls start singing together again.)

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''WE'RE JAMMIN' UP TO VICTORY, DANCING THROUGH THE STORM! WE'RE WILD AND FREE-EEEEEE!'''''

Jenna: '''''WILD AND FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!''''' (Lequisha: (spoken) Woot woot! Do yo' thang girl!)

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''WITH EVERY BEAT, WE MAKE HISTORY, TOGETHER, WE RISE!'''''

Jenna: '''''IT'S OUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!''''' (Brianna: (spoken) This is like, totally radical!)

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''LET THE RHYTHM GUIDE US!''''' (Brianna: Rhythm guide us!)

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''LET THE MUSIC PLAY!''''' (Brianna: Let the music play!)

Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''WE'RE JAMMIN' UP TO VICTORYYYYY...TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! TODAAAAAAAAAY!'''''

Jenna: '''''TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!'''''

(As the girls do their final notes on their instruments, the song ends. Jenna's mom and dad cheer for them, and Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna start to congratulate one another for their performance, and believe that with their practicing, they are ready for it to be presented)

Jenna: '''''WE! WERE! ROCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'! WOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO!''''' (She then high-fives Lequisha) '''''I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE HALL OF FAME WINNER TO BE ANNOUNCED ON FRIDAY!'''''

Lequisha: We just be havin' to wait 'n see who be winnin', girl.

(Friday finally comes, and the Lods of Vengeance are with their friends are at the school's auditorium. The Crossovia Middle School Hall of Fame show gets announced as it starts, and after the announcement, all the auditions get presented.)

Principal Martinson: Alright, first up we have Paxton Powers with his jetpack!

(Paxton Powers flies in with his jetpack)

Paxton Powers: Hello, Crossovia! It is I, Paxton Powers! I'm gonna do some super cool moves with my jetpacks!

(Everybody in the audience cheers)

Paxton Powers: Jetpack launchers, don't fail me now! (He then does some skywriting with his jetpacks, creating the number 8, a picture of an octagon, bowling pins, spaghetti and meatballs and chocolate chip cookies.) Ta-daaaaaaa!

(Everybody in the audience cheers at Paxton Powers' talent)

Principal Martinson: (as Paxton passes by him) Great job, Paxton! Very nice work! Next up, we have Otto Richardson with his skateboarding tricks!

(Otto Richardson jumps out with his skateboard)

Otto Richardson: Hey, everyone!

(Everybody in the audience cheers)

Otto Richardson: Watch this! (He then starts going crazy with his skateboarding tricks, including ones no one has ever did before.) So, what did you think?

(Everybody in the audience cheers at Otto Richardson's talent)

Principal Martinson: (as Otto passes by him) Now that was an excellent talent you've got, Otto! Next up, we have John and Ron Lumperbuns with their magic tricks!

(Everybody in the audience cheers for John and Ron)

John and Ron Lumperbuns: What's up, Crossovia Middle School?

John Lumperbuns: We're gonna show you all our famous Lumperbuns magical abilities!

Ron Lumperbuns: Ones we've came up with ourselves! Enjoy!

(Everybody in the audience cheers)

John Lumperbuns: Ron, pass me the magician's hat.

Ron Lumperbuns: What magician's hat?

John Lumperbuns: The '''''MAGICIAN'S HAT YOU WERE GONNA BRING HERE! WHERE IS IT?!'''''

Ron Lumperbuns: I '''''DON'T KNOW''''' where it is!

John Lumperbuns: (facepalms) Good grief, '''''DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT IT AGAIN!'''''

Ron Lumperbuns: Well, I was gonna surprise Mrs. Tatiana with flowers, and I got the magician's flowers for her and-Look. I actually '''''DID '''''forget to bring the hat here today.

John Lumperbuns: '''''ARE YOU KIDDING ME RON?! OUT OF ALL THE TIMES TO FORGET STUFF, THIS IS THE WORST TIME YOU'VE DID THIS!'''''

Lequisha: (while watching the twins) I swear, those two be somethin' else...

Ron Lumperbuns: I'm sorry! M-m-m-m-m-maybe we can do another trick!

John Lumperbuns: (Lets out an exasperated sigh) Alright. Let's just do the famous magician's tissue trick.

Ron Lumperbuns: I've got the tissue! (We then see his tissue, which is covered with slime boogers.)

Brianna: (while watching the twins) '''''LIKE, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!'''''

John Lumperbuns: '''''WHAT THE HEEEEEECK?! I TOLD YOU THIS WAS FOR OUR MAGICIAN'S ACT, NOT FOR BLOWING YOUR NOSE!'''''

Ron Lumperbuns: I-I-I-I-I-I-I didn't know this was for the magician's act!

John Lumperbuns: '''''GOOD GRIEF DUDE, WHY DO YOU KEEP FORGETTING STUFF?!'''''

Jenna: (while watching the twins; laughing) Oh man...this is hilarious! Hahahahahahaha! Now '''''THIS''''' is what I call comedy gold!

Ron Lumperbuns: Alright! L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Let's do the c-c-c-c-c-c-card trick!

John Lumperbuns: (lets out an annoyed groan) Fine! One. More. Move. And That's. It. Now, where did you put those cards?

Ron Lumperbuns: Uhhhhh...what cards?

John Lumperbuns: The '''''CARDS FOR OUR MAGIC TRICK! WHERE THE HECK ARE THEEEEEEEEY?!'''''

Ron Lumperbuns: I...I...

John Lumperbuns: '''''DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT AGAIN!'''''

Ron Lumperbuns: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I didn't! I...I...dropped them down the sewers. I tried getting them back, but by the time I did, they...they were all gooey and slimy.

John Lumperbuns: '''''ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! WHY THE HECK DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS?! WHY DO I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOU?!'''''

Ron Lumperbuns: '''''I-I-I-I DIDN'T WANNA GET SICK AGAIN! Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU KNOW SEWER WATER IS DANGEROUS MAN!'''''

John Lumperbuns: '''''ARE YOU LITERALLY OUT OF YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW?! WHY THE HECK DO YOU KEEP MAKING DECISIONS LIKE THIS?!'''''

Ron Lumperbuns: '''''IT-IT-IT-IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I SWEAR!'''''

John Lumperbuns: '''''OF COURSE IT'S YOUR FAULT! IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT!'''''

(The curtain is closed)

Lequisha: (seeing the curtain get closed) Good. I din't wan' put up with that shit any longa'.

Principal Martinson: Yes, yes. Aside from the chaos that was John and Ron Lumperbuns' performance, everybody was great! But there's one more act we forgot to bring up: Jenna Liukinstein, Lequisha Adams and Brianna McClain's music video!

(Everybody cheers as the girls' music video (which was recorded with Lequisha's video camera) gets shown at the auditorium. The girls' song then starts to play. On the music video, the Lods of Vengeance play their punk-rock heavy-metal music. Brianna is blast-beating her drums and repeatedly crashing her cymbals on her drum set, while Jenna soon joins in on her electric guitar. Lequisha starts to play her bass guitar. They all play their instruments at a super fast pace. Then Jenna starts to sing.)