Oh brother ... another new story ... when will he return back to his other 4 works?!!

And to you, the person reading this...

...great question

Ah, Kuoh Academy. One of the many prestigious schools in the Chiyoda prefecture, just right outside of Tokyo. Not only known for being an all-girls school up to a couple of years ago, it is also known for their excellent education courses, allowing students to follow up their career choices even up to college. Being one of the top 10 schools in academics, and who can forget their incredible kendo team, doing their daily running around the school, chasing three boys with their kendo sticks in the air.

…wait, chasing three boys with their practice sticks?

" " "ROOOAAAAAAAHHHH!""" Three male screams echoed in the school courtyard, running away from a group of girls wearing kendo outfits. Sticks raised in the air while the two in the front were leading the charge.

"Y'all get back over here!" A girl with pink hair in a short bob-cut yelled out towards them.

"We will tie you to a pillar and use y'all as our personal training dummies!" The girl with her brown hair into a ponytail followed up.

"Goddammit, look what you two idiots got me into!" The male with brown hair with two small pigtails in the back of his head yelled towards the other two that were running with him.

"Don't blame me, jackass!" The boy with black hair and glasses yelled back. "Blame Matsuda for setting up that stupid ass alarm!"

"Hey, the only reason I'd set that alarm is because you two don't follow the rotation! You two we're hogging the peeping hole!" The boy with his hair cut short yelled.

"You mean the hole that I've discovered?!" The boy in glasses asked in rage. "You know the rule that whoever finds it, gets a longer time! Makes me regret ever sharing with you two!"

"Will the both of you just shut up and run?!" The boy with brown hair yelled towards them. Looking around, he had a quick realization before grabbing onto both boys and making a sharp turn behind the school building.

"They went that way!" The pink-haired girl called out. When she went to look behind the school building, the boys were nowhere to be seen. All was behind there was just the school's dumpster and two students in what seems like to be the classic school confession.

"Ooo, please excuse me…" The girl would say before backing away back towards the group. "They weren't there."

"Tch. They must've escaped…" the brown hair girl clicking her tongue in anger. "Let's go back to the gym." She said as all of them began to back away from the back of the school building. The brown hair boy would look from behind the dumpster before looking towards the two students.

"Alright, the coast is clear." The boy would say towards the couple. Both students would look in the same direction before letting out a sigh or relief.

"Haa…I can't believe Motohama's plan actually worked…" Matsuda said.

"Trust me, when it comes to this type of stuff, anyone will turn away when someone is confessing their love to someone," the boy in glasses named Motohama would say as he began to remove the skirt he was wearing. "Ise, mind tossing my pants towards me?" The boy from behind the dumpster would come out of hiding, carrying a pair of pants before handing it over to Motohama.

"Still, I don't know why you decided to play the female, Motohama," Ise would ask him.

"Because unfortunately, God decided to give me more feminine legs compared to the both of you…" Motohama quietly said in shame.

"Hey, at least this idea is better than our usual strategy of running until they give up at least," Matsuda said. "Knowing you, Motohama, you won't be able to keep up with me and Ise."

"Which I find bullshit! Ise and I were in the same unathletic camp for the entire time we've known each other just for him to become an athletic juggernaut overnight! What secrets have you been hiding from us?!" Motohama yelled towards Ise. Ise would put both his hands behind the back of his head nonchalantly.

"Hey, I had to do something to prevent being beaten to a pulp everytime," he replied. "Plus what I do with my free time should be none of your concern."

"Whatever." Motohama said. "Anyways, time for something very important." He would then pull out a DVD case from behind his back. The cover showed an animated woman with long pink pigtails with a rather large chest wearing a similar color skimpy outfit fighting wielding a magical wand in a rather lewd position (use your imagination.)

""OOOOO!"" Both boys would run up to Motohama to get a closer look at the DVD case.

"This is the most recent Momo Momozono AV!" Issei exclaimed.

"This just came out for home release! How the hell do you already have your hands on it?!" Matsuda asked. Motohama would shove up his glasses with one hand, smirking.

"I have my ways," he said. "A friend of the family was in Akihabara during the time, so I've sent him the money to go pick it up for me. You boys best clear y'all's schedules for tonight, because we're going to watch this until even our eyes run dry!"

"Here, here!" Matsuda yelled out.

"..." Ise would look up towards the sky away from Matsuda and Motohama, scratching his head.

"Issei…" Motohama would say, his glasses glaring at Issei.

"Mnnn…" Issei began to groin out.

"Don't do this man…" Matsuda said.

"HaaaaAAAA I CAN'T!" Issei yelled out "I have to go to the club meeting today…"

"Can't you not skip?" Matsuda asked him.

"You know I can't."

"Why not?!"

"We have to finish our reports and present them. Trust me, I would if I could. Plus, you should understand what kind of situation I'm in the most, Matsuda. Don't the Picture Club meet today also?"

"Like the president cares if I go! They don't even use the images I've taken!"

"...maybe if you actually take some noteworthy pictures instead of girls walking up the stairs, then they will…" Motohama mumbled.

"I heard that!" Matsuda yelled at Motohama.

"Plus Matsuda, it doesn't matter what point we bring up, you also forgot who's all in that research club." When Motohama said that, a familiar voice chimed in.

"There you are, Issei," a feminine voice said towards Issei. All the boys would look towards where the voice was coming from to see three girls approaching them. A young girl with long blonde hair and green eyes, one with orange-ish hair in pigtails, and one with short blue hair with a green highlight on one of her bangs. "Ms. Rias asked us to come look for you," the blonde hair girl said.

"Ah, that's right…" Matsuda mumbled under his breath. Asia Aregento, Irina Shidou, and Xenovia. All members of the Occult Research Club along with Koneko Toujou, Akeno Himejima, and the President Rias Gremory. The same club that Issei was in.

"What's with the skirt, Motohoama?" Xenovia asked him. "Cosplaying?"

"I saw some of the girls from the Kendo club came from here, y'all weren't peeping on them, were you?" Irina asked.

"D-Don't worry about it…" Issei would say. Issei would walk to the group of girls before looking back towards his male friends. "Sorry guys, I've gotta go," he said while waving goodbye.

"Yeah, yeah…." Motohama said.

"Whatever…" Matsuda followed.

"Man, who does that bastard think he is?!" Matsuda yelled out while walking down the residential streets of Kuoh. "What happened to bros before hoes?! Ever since he's been in that club, he acts like we're chopped liver!"

"You said that you wouldn't abandon us if you were in his situation…" Motohama muttered.

"Cause I wouldn't! Unlike that bastard, I take the Bro Code to heart!"

"You're going to say that when you abandoned me to take pictures of that Milky cosplayer…"

"It was a club matter."

"And there we go," Motohama said as they finally reached his house. "Oh yeah, mind checking the mail for me while I unlock the door?" He asked as he opened the house gate.

"Expecting anything?" Matsuda asked as he began to look through the mailbox, collecting and flipping through the different envelopes.

"I was supposed to get the next issue of a battle manga that I was collecting. The delivery app said I should get it this week."

"Well it looks like you won't be receiving it today. Nothing but spam mail and a check from your parents," he said as he handed most of the mail over to Motohama. "It must be nice to be living by yourself for most of the time."

"It's only a problem when city officials decide to come over. Having to keep telling them that my parents work overseas…hm?" Motohama questionably looked at a random flyer. Matsuda would stand beside him and look at the same piece of paper. On the front had a pentagram with demonic writing around it. " 'Think of a wish and it'll come true…' "

"Sounds like something that'll send you to another world…" Matsuda said.

"Hey, any world is way better than this one." Motohama said as both of them walked up the pavement into Motohama's home.

"Hehehe… you can't stop all of us Milky… We would defeat you and take this planet for our own…!" The male AV actor wearing a cheaply made alien costume told Momo. She would wave her wand in the air before pointing it towards the actor.

"Never! I, Milky, shall protect this world! Even if I have to give up my own body for it!" She said before starting combat with the alien. Both Matsuda and Motohama were sitting in the dark watching the new Momo AV. Neither are them are actually taking any of the acting seriously and just waiting to get to the actual action.

"You know… after being forced to watch all of the actual Milky Spiral series with Mil-tan actually makes me appreciate the actual series a lot more…" Motohama said.

"... I actually asked my mother to start keeping recordings of any new episodes… After seeing what happened to Lily made me a lot more interested than I should…" Matsuda replied.

"...I lied about the battle manga… It's one of the Milky light novels that recently started publishing…"

"...Ah, so you order it too…"

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"What are we doing, Matsuda?" Motohama asked Matsuda.

"You're telling me…" he replied.

"Issei basically has nothing but beautiful women to hang with. Every new student that transferred , Issei weirdly already knows and is also in the research club."

"Asia, Xenovia, Irina,...even Ravel…"

"While we're here, watching B rated porno…"

"...Maybe it's just different since he isn't here."

"...Yeah, I kinda wished he was here…"

"Same here…"

"President, we have another contract to be made." Akeno said while looking at her mobile device. Back in the old school building in Kuoh Academy, the members of the Occult Research Club were doing their club activities before the weekend. Kiba Yuuto, Koneko Toujo, and Issei Hyoudou were already out collecting contracts for their master/club president, Rias Gremory. Rias would look from behind her desk to see the giant magic pentagram begin to glow from a bright white to a vibrant red.

"Oh, it's for Issei," she would say.

"Hm, that seems to be a problem," Akeno said, tapping her device screen a couple of times. "Says here he's currently in the middle of collecting one from one of his usuals. And they do seem to last a minute."

"I see…" Rias said. She would then look around the club room before locking her eyes on Asia Aregento playing Old Maid with Xenovia and Irina. She would then smile at the idea she had. "Say, Asia…" Asia would divert her attention from the game she was playing to look at Rias.

"Y-Yes, President?" She answered.

"Do you mind doing Ise and I a favor?" Rias asked her. "Currently he's collecting a contract when another came in for him. I was wondering if you wouldn't mind collecting it for him."

"It's quite simple," Akeno added. "By the looks of it, the summoner wants someone to hang around with."

"Well, that doesn't sounds too bad…" Asia said while thinking about it.

"Hold on," Xenovia said. "As much as I don't want to bad mouth him, this is Ise we're talking about here. His clientele can be... questionable."

"Haa…that is fair," Rias realized. "...then surely you wouldn't mind going with her, Xenovia? I don't Ise to have a cow later on about it. Plus, it looks like you won't be called on tonight anyways."

"Sure, why not," Xenovia would toss her cards to the side before making her way into the center of the pentagram along with Asia.

"We wish you a safe journey," Akeno said, waving towards them.

"If you need help, don't be afraid to call," Rias informed them before they vanished in a bright light.

"Geez, that was something…" Motohama said while taking the disc out of the DvD player, putting it back in the case. He would stretch from sitting for a long time before looking towards Matsuda. "Wanna play some games?"

"Sure, but I need to use the bathroom first," he said as he gets up to make his way to the door. "I can feel all the soda basically trying to leave me…" He would then leave the room while Motohama would hook up the game system to the T.V. While fiddling with the wires, the room began to slowly flash red.

"Huh, the hell–Ow!" Motohama would say as he bumped his head against his entertainment center, trying to crawl out to see was causing the room to glow like that. He would look around before noticing the pile of mail that he left on his table to see the leaflet with the circle begin to flash the red light faster and brighter.

"Hey Moto, the hell you doing in here?" Matsuda asked as he made his way back in the room.

"I'm doing nothing! It's this thing!" Motohama said as the leaflet would leave his hands. The pentagram would remove itself from the paper as it expands before it bursts in a giant light, blinding both Matsuda and Motohama. As their vision began to come back to them, the room was covered with scattered mail and loose paper, along with two girls wearing Kuoh school uniforms standing in the middle of the room.

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….wait, two girls in Kuoh school uniforms standing in the middle of Motohama's room.