Ranma Half Moon chapter 97 "Hearts On Ice!" part Five.

Author's note: This episode happens during the Sailor Moon episode 39 "Paired With a Monster?! Ice Queen Makoto".

Author's note: I know it was Cologne who gave Ranma "Full Body Cat Tongue" in the Ranma canon. However, Ranma doesn't transform into a pretty sailor suited warrior for love and justice in the Ranma canon either. Also, Couple Cleaver is not a double sitting kick, but I felt compelled to use the name since it was in the Ranma 1/2 manga.

In front of the ice skating rink, Ami scans the area with her handheld computer. "There are Yoma Monsters inside!"

Minako looks horrified. "Makoto and Usagi are still in there."

"Mars Power Make Up!" Rei transforms into Sailor Mars. "Stand back."

Ami looks horrified. "Not more property damage?"

Minako holds her back. "In order to make an omelet money must be spent."

"I don't think that is the correct way to say that proverb."

"Fire Soul!" Sailor Mars uses her fire ball attack to blow a hole through one of the steel shutters. "Let's go. Let's hope we're not too late!"

"Death Spiral!" Janelyn aims the spike on her elbow at the ice where Usagi's Sailor Moon sits.

Suddenly Usagi's Sailor Moon is snatched out of harm's way. Usagi's Sailor Moon finds herself with a new skating partner. "Tuxedo Kamen-sama! You have come to save me."

"You misunderstand. I merely do not approve of these Yoma Monsters involving an innocent bystander. It is most unseemly. But, once I get them back in line, I will take your crystal."

Misha and Janelyn skate parallel to Endymion and Usagi's Sailor Moon while facing them directly.

"Endymion-sama. You should not have interfered. We would have had the crystal by now. Stand down. You don't want to take us on."

"Is that so? You think that you the two of you can take me?"

Usagi's Sailor Moon cringes. "I don't think that these are people you should be taunting."

"Have a helping of our Olympic Gold Medal technique. Double Spin Kick!" Zoyrin Geller charges at Endymion and Usagi's Sailor Moon and initiate an attack by jumping through the air, spinning at high velocity, the deadly spikes on their elbows threatening to tear Usagi's Sailor Moon and Endymion into little pieces.

Endymion grabs Usagi's Sailor Moon. "Jump!" Endymion throws her high in the air.

As Usagi's Sailor Moon flies through the air, terror grips her. Oh great, not only do I have to deal with spinning at high speed, I also have to think of the impending landing.

Suddenly, Zoyrin Geller flies harmlessly past her.

Great, but there is this still this small detail about the approaching ice.

Unexpectedly, Usagi's Sailor Moon makes a perfect landing and starts skating!

"Oh my god, I can't believe it, I'm skating. I'm so cool!"

"You think you're as good as us?" Zoyrin Geller again attack.

"Sailor Moon, jump!"

"Easy of you to say!" Usagi's Sailor Moon sees Zoyrin Geller bearing down on her. "Here goes nothing!" Usagi leaps in the air and flawlessly avoids the Yoma Monster's attack.

"Sailor Moon. Nice jump." Endymion skates back to Usagi's Sailor Moon side.

"Couple cleaver!" Zoyrin Geller use a Skating Martial Arts maneuver to separate Endymion and Usagi's Sailor Moon and knock both of them down. "And, now for the final blow!"

Zoyrin Geller are so intent on ending the fight that they do not notice an ominous figure rising up to the side of them, seething with passion for justice.

Sailor Jupiter feels a new power well up inside her, seeing the two skating gold medalists being manipulated by Dark Kingdom into doing evil. "Supreme THUNDER!"

Sailor Jupiter's attack knocks Zoyrin Geller off their feet and stuns them.

"Misha, Janelyn, remember who you are. You're not part of Dark Kingdom! You're Olympic skaters!"

"Yeah!" The rest of the Sailor Warriors land on the rink.

But, before they can attack Zoyrin Geller, another participant joins the battle. Materializing in the upper deck of the rink seats, Kunzite arrives.

Kunzite chuckles to himself. You might talk a good game about wanting to defeat your opponents by fair means, but the battle would have been won a long time ago if you hadn't kept interfering. But, this time I am prepared.

Sailor Venus points up. "Kunzite!"

"Endymion, it figures that you would stick your nose in my business again. But, this time I will get the Silver Crystal." Kunzite snaps his fingers and a giant orb of energy appears on the roof. The ring icing machine descends and starts spraying freezing water down on all the combatants on the thing rink, including Zoyrin Geller.

"Kunzite-sama!" Misha gasps for breath as the Dark Kingdom energy infused ice particles cover his body.

Sailor Jupiter screams. The ice particles pin her to the rink and she cannot move out of the way.

Kunzite smirks. "I will come back after you all are turned into ice sculptures. Too bad, Endymion, looks like you're in the wrong place at the wrong time."

Kunzite retreats to Dark Kingdom.

...

Yoma Monster Happosai increases the pressure of his hold on Sailor Uranus.

This hold is making me feel pain like have never felt before in my life. However, there is someone who is very important to Ranma was also in trouble. "Sailor Moon, don't worry about me. You need to get back inside!"

Ranma-ko's Sailor Moon does not move. This is bad. The amount of horrible amount of pain Happosai can inflict on his victims in unimaginable, not to mention the horrible psychological suffering Happosai can inflict with one of his ancient Chinese pressure point strikes.

When Happosai had attacked me, with one well-placed strike to my spine he gave me "full body cat tongue" so that I could not couldn't stand to be around water that was even the slightest bit warm, so I could not transform back into a guy. I had to nearly worked myself to death working for Cologne at her ramen restaurant to obtain the Phoenix Pill to reverse the condition.

"A Sailor Warrior must never attack for revenge. A Sailor Warrior who goes bad is a threat to the whole galaxy." Ranma-ko's Sailor Moon can still hear Tuxedo Kamen's condemnation of her after Ranma-ko's Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus had used Dual Idol Star Projection on Happosai several months ago.

But, this isn't revenge. This is survival. Moon Healing Escalation!

Happosai drops Sailor Uranus and rolls over on his side. "Ranma, I'm going to get ..."

Happosai dies and turns into a small pile of dust.

Sailor Uranus falls to the ground, feeling stunned after taking so much punishment.

Ranma-ko's Sailor Moon drops to her knees in horror when she realizes what she has done.

Mio Kuroki's eyes double in size. "Well, Ranma, thanks for playing with little Mio-chan. It's been good, it's been fun, but," Mio cups her hands together and then separates them, "check mate."

To Be Continued