In the Earthship The heroes were fathered when they Looked outside of the window and saw that snow ship coming their way. Lily was pointing and going, " pirates...Pirates...They come for our treasure... they look creepy So ...if they come in here..." She pulled out a knife, "I am perfect height for making them ladies!" Everyone clapped at that.
Rose saying it, "That's the spirit now look we have clone stones and cards, however most of us never used them before we had seven who have. How about the seven skilled head out to thin them, While we here defend the house and those that will get through them and the trap layer that keeps those fucking bears that escaped the Zoo away. Thank you Spike boards. "
Our heroes headed out Barbie saying this, "Pirates of the Snow, That sounds like some bad animated movie that parodies pirate movies, Five bucks says the Jim Guy who made a move on Zoe is on the crew and he is pissed." Dexter said, "Money is meaningless." he said as they summoned their alpha dinosaurs Iry and Arco, followed by armor. Their devices now all Dino bracers. Ken armored up Eoraptor who was getting ready as he said, " Well let's make this fabulous."
Amy was next to summon and said this , "You know it think it's weird we never saw a dinosaur we didn't know, I mean new dinosaurs are found all the time, they were their live, they should have had a few we didn't know." She said summoning Hannah and armoring her, " It's just whacko we only got ones we all knew." Rex followed her and said this, "I gave up on logic when the mystery of who was the butler stole the time traveling RV."
Max said one thing armoring up Chomp, "He will not lay a hand on Zoe." Zoe fanned herself and summoned pairs giving her armor and adding, "My boyfriend sounds like he is about to kill a pirate to protect me...This would have been a red flag not to long ago, but now it's romantic as can be, and what you want in a partner...Worlds end it's a mess." She said blushing and adding, "but if it comes to murder we are doing it together!"
That's when the pirates came off and Amy slashed, " Quick strike!" This move card is a powered down all can use it version of metal wings summoning smaller flyer's to smack around the enemy, in this case people. Max meanwhile slashed, "ELETRIC CHARGE!" his dinosaur charged through the sword holding Pirates. Note guns were in use earlier but now bullets were rare, making the only guns things like flint locks that fired a round orb , it took a step back as they couldn't make ammo anymore. The pirates went with swords because the guns they had weren't really worth it. Next was Rex with, "Terra bird hunting flock!" his seven Terra birds attacked, Some pirates managed a stab but Ace tail whacked more , stomping some in the snow.
That's when Jim's father came out swinging his blade which fired off water through the stare on the three attacking dinosaurs making them hiss in pain as frost bite was setting in already, making Zoe use, " Nature's blessing." She watched them heal as she said, "well now that's fucked. The ice mage makes that like an endless ammo bazooka!"
Barbie had a movie card, "Two can play that game Futabasaurus super canon." her alpha summoned the assist creature who waved at Zoe, and the ginger waved back. The Alpha and summon both fired off water streams clashing and over taking the captain's jet stream. The captain was now wet in the cold as Barbie said this, "Got your ass."
Dexter held out three cards, " All same effect summon super alpha droid to suplex!" he said slashing them making the robots do their suplex moves on pirates. The drag queen Danced happily , slapping Ken's hand to tag him in. "Your turn my high queen of the drag."
Ken called out, " heat eruption!" Eorpator in fire mode used the move the meators smashing the ship as the pirates ran. " ocean panic!" it changed to water mode and water appeared below them, the water was more dangerous then the sea monsters out of prehistory. "lighting strike!" the pirates struggling to get out of the water all wet were strike by lighting as Eorpator became lighting mode shocking them good. "Sand trap!" Eorpator became earth mode and the ground caved in making them all fall down to the middle. once in the middle the group of them's eyes widened as Eoraptor became grass, "big foot assault!" What happened, while everyone looked away the answer was it was like stomping on grapes. Ken pointed to some pirates " Sonic blast!" with a morph to wind mode the Eoraptor fired off wind sending them up into the sky falling to take damage.
The Secret roared loudly for it knew. It knew it was the baddest secret dinosaur to ever secret. It was strongest card. The dinosaur roared in victory from its rapid fire moves. Some pirates ran, but that's when Jim came out sword out to charge at Max, "THAT WOMAN WILL BE MY SLAVE!". Max didn't have chomp Block the boy instead did something shockin. He charged drawing the knife he took form Jim and unlike Jim, Max moved just far enough so the blade would just slashed his face right eye to check, Zoe widen in horror as Max was bleeding, but Max moved and landed a stab right to Jim's neck. Knife beat sword. The priate fell over declaring "You will never touch her!"
Barbie and Amy jumped and said, "Did you see that shit! He didn't flinch as he did it! he just gave up an eye to keep a creep away from you Zoe...HE BADASS!" Rex commented, "...yep that was manly..." Dexter said that, "yeah it was Macho..." Ken fanned himself, "very Macho I mean, Got dam man...You just let someone slash your eye ball so you could shank shank shank them... I mean...you could have used the dinosaur!" The pirates were beaten and freezing thanks to all the water, even the captain.
Zoe ran up and started banging on her boyfriend's chest crying, " BAKA BAKA BAKA YOU COULD HAVE USED CHOMP AND KEPT THAT EYE! MACHO BAKA BAKA BAKA! I AM IN LOVE WITH AN IDIOT!" She banged his chest, "I COULD HAVE JUST BECOME A WIDOW YOU IDIOT!" She said banging his chest, " BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!" She held his bleeding face wiping it, " You are bleeding! BAKA BAKA BAKA!" She cried banging his chest. Max wiped the tears and said one thing, "relax I can still see your smile that's all I need." he pulled her close and kissed her deeply. Zoe returned it still crying a little.
Amy watched it and said this, "That was Smooth as shit." Barbie thumbed up saying, "That was romantic as could be." Rex said, "...Dam that was romance novel worthy." Ken nodded saying, 'If a guy said that to me...Well how I reacted won't be clean." Dexter said one thing, " strongly agreed."
Zoe snuggled up to Max before saying, " Hold on!" She jumped back, "Nature's blessing!" she said using the move on Max to heal his eyes, or try to. the move card activated and healed it but their was a scar, and the eye looked to still be damaged, badly at that. Zoe's eyes widened. "I guess Dinosaurs are factory reset after fights so we never noticed scaring after that move card, or maybe Dinosaurs don't scar at all." he said rubbing it, " Like I said I can see you."
Dexter adjusted glasses, "As someone with an optical handicap I will ask you to stop underplaying it." Note our writer's profile lists he has this same handicap so he can say things things and no one is allowed to be bad. " In the worlds end their are no eye doctors, no people making glasses, as it is everyone who needs glasses is on borrowed time. " he adjusted his, "This glasses of mine are on a time limit till my eyes are too damaged for them to do good, and if nature's blessing can't totally heal us but leaves scaring it too will only buy me more time with sight, once I lose sight me and everyone else with visual based handicaps are done for." He said being grim about it, "apply to everyone else that's aged or has a handicap...This means even thought sixty years form now is within human life spand, we will probably never live that long, our grandkids maybe but not us." he said holding his chest.
Rex was quick to point out, "We have a teleporter and if a wild goes wild, in the right place we can just go to the eye doctor man, plus humanity survived worst, I am sure someone will recover from this , some how." he said flatly, before Dexter being the only one to think went for the spectral star sword. The dinosaurs carding thanks to the cold finally getting to them. Dexter held the sword up and declared, "Spectral darkness, lighting and now water...I wonder what we can do with this stones now? wait think they could be what ends the ice age? like we study it and unleash a world healing wave that stops the cold and the rest is just waiting for melting?" They all shrugged.
However that's when a water check came firing, and our heroes jumped, looking it was Gavro who was had summoned his other five whale ancestor cards. Each one now armored shooting jet streams of water. Max growled, " GOT DAM IT I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE ZOE THE RING I GOT HER THEIR!" Zoe was red and screamed, " I DO!" She said smiling as she said, "NEED TO LIVE NOW!" their was too much water jet streams to summon had to focus on not getting wet and freezing to death in the cold. Gavro said, "You two battled eachother so I take stone now that I got you helpless." They ran and ran, heading towards the earth ship and back up. Dexter said one thing and that was, " Oh This was dirty, dirty, fighting...also smart...you are smarter then the last two guys." He jumped to avoid a steam holding his dress down as he said, "Almost got my buns. " Barbie screamed, " LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND'S BUNS ALONE!"
Ken screamed saying this, "Oh fuck We are going to die by a pod of killer whales on land! Of all the bullshit ways to die in the worlds end it was that? armored war land whales for crying out loud!? Oh their modern descendants are probably also fucked with the mass extinctions the cold made." he passed a penguin that escaped form a zoo.
