"Daichi. Can you come to my room tonight?" The bunny-loving male requested while everyone ate at the dining table. The silence was deafening, and a certain albino broke his plate while cutting his takoyaki. Hibiki remained unfazed, taking a mouthful of takoyaki in his mouth.
"S-sure," Daichi Shijima agreed, internally sweating. Everyone looked at the brunette with mixed envy and suspicion, especially when they knew Hibiki bought lubricant into his room a day prior. Tragically, they only have three pieces of luxurious takoyaki on their platter. Standing up, he could still feel their gaze when he trailed behind his best friend.
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"Ok. I'm doing this," Opening the door, Daichi bit more than he could chew upon meeting Alcor inside the room. "Oh, hell nawww!"
"Please tell me we aren't having a threesome with the alien," Daichi leaned against the door, pointing at the Septentrione cradling a cup of coffee. Knowing the seriousness of the situation, the brunette needed to ensure he treated his best friend right. Alcor being in the room is a very controversial can of worms. Yamato will castrate him if he permits Alcor to have a turn with Hibiki!
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"Threesome?" Alcor echoed his words and said raven was busy doing something in his closet.
"Do you know what a threesome is?" Daichi squinted at the albino, who set his coffee down.
"I am familiar with the concept…" The alien chose to glance at the scarf-wearing male, covering his mouth. "However, Shining One allowed me to stay in his room for now. Do you wish me to leave, Shijima Daichi?"
"Yes-No? That's not what I mean! Hibiki. Help me out here…" Daichi argued, turning to face Hibiki for backup. However, seeing the raven cradle a bunch of game boys made Daichi take a step back. "Wait. Did you call me over to play games and not have sex?"
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"What's wrong with some games?" Hibiki wondered, and Daichi felt like the worst scum in existence when he saw his bestie set down the game devices. The demon tamer opened the drawer, pulling out colorful lubricants. "Speaking of sex, I gotta show you something."
"The Frost Five gave me this flavored stuff, so take your flavor: Strawberry, Blue Hawaii, Lemon, Melon, and Milk," Hibiki counted the products, amused at the gifts. "Not sure how to apply it, but it's neat."
"Sex?" Alcor repeated while Daichi ran and swiped the lubes from Hibiki's arms. Daichi kept it in his pockets, uncaring if it bulged out awkwardly.
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"Never mind~! Let's pretend I misunderstood your words and play video games instead!" Daichi patted his friend's shoulder, letting out an awkward laugh. He should've trusted his gut feeling more than the noise around him. His best friend always did things with purpose. He should've known someone gave Hibiki scandalous gifts. Hibiki was the type to cherish things.
"Is that the reason why everyone went quiet?" Hibiki raised an eyebrow, and his expression said it all. "Jeez! Am I that popular?"
"This is no laughing matter! It's a couple of days before the end of the world. No one is thinking right anymore!" Daichi shook his easy-going ally by the shoulders. Hibiki wasn't wearing his hoodie, just his white and blue striped turtleneck. "Can you blame people for mistaking a guy holding a bunch of lube products in his room? It's weird!"
"No, they have a valid point. It's the end of the world, so when can I use the lube?" Hibiki furrowed his eyebrow, and Daichi needed someone like Makoto to snap some sense on this guy! "If I were a boy, would they also be mad at you? I mean, you also use lube during masturbation sessions, don't you?"
"Shut up! It doesn't matter because we're not doing anything!" Daichi exclaimed, quickly spinning around when he felt something grab one of the lubricants. "Give that back!"
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"Is sexual intercourse not performed between a male and a female?" Alcor held the strawberry-flavored lube, unashamed whatsoever. "Or will you perform acts deviating from the standard procedure?"
"Welp. I'm not ready for this talk either," Hibiki chuckled, and Daichi smacked both residents and grabbed the offending product.
"I'm sorry already. Let's play some games and pretend this never happened!" Daichi yelled, embarrassed that he had become the most lewd guy among the three of them. It was usually Hibiki, so this is very awkward.
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"Sure~ Whatever you say," Hibiki snickered, sitting on the bed.
"..." Alcor continued to scrutinize Daichi, looking at Hibiki only when the latter called out his name.
"Alcor!" Hibiki pat the bed, seeing Daichi let out a sigh. "Come sit beside me. Let's play some games."