Edited as of 7/12/22

"Barusu it's that time again."

Turning his head around from sweeping the floor Subaru saw none other than Ram standing at the doorway, plain expression on her face as usual.

Like she said, 'It's that time again.' He knew what she was asking for. "Alright I'll meet you in the room in five minutes, I have to finish this really quick."

Ram nodded and walked off down the hallway to their designated location.

Subaru pursed his lips and looked up at the ceiling. Running his right hand down his stressed mug he went back to finish sweeping the hallway floor.

He wasn't mad at her, he felt mostly disappointed in himself that he agreed to something like this. Subaru thought himself better than this, but his mind wandered in to the gutter when it came to decision making that night.

Ram and Subaru were sort of in the same boat went it came to relationships. The both of them are trying to pursue certain individuals to be with romantically but unfortunately due to certain circumstances they couldn't.

For Subaru Emilia was already a loaded topic, she suffered from a host of issues that prevented her from being in a romantic relationship. Starting off she was too busy as a candidate for the ongoing royal selection, she spent most of her days in her room, now a makeshift office, studying and researching on how to be a proper ruler to a country. Second, her most glaring issue, she was simply naive, her mental age was stagnated because of her past and her overprotective spirit of a father.

This made going for her heart troubling an extremely difficult for Subaru. While she appreciates what he has done for her she doesn't know how to feel about him. She of course likes him as a friend but as a lover? Subaru is still painstakingly waiting for an answer.

Roswaal was everything to Ram, she was deeply in love with him, ever since he took her and her supposed sister in and took care of them she fell for him hard. But unfortunately for her she was a second thought in his mind went it came to his goals. He wanted to kill the divine dragon, he wanted to resurrect his teacher.

Her heart ached at the second one, as much as she wanted to deny it her lord would leave her behind if her master's former teacher was fully resurrected. The clown was deeply in love with that woman, he followed every word of hers in that accursed tome of wisdom of his, even if it meant hurting her or the people she secretly cares about.

She has told him directly that she loves him, unlike Emilia, Roswaal fully knew what that meant. While accepted that fact from her confession she stood patient waiting for an answer if would love her the same way back.

And it all leads back to this.

Ram knew that her and Subaru were lovestruck with the feeling of it being unrequited. On a lonely night in the kitchen, with the help of an open wine bottle she proposed an idea to her coworker. Some bickering back and forth Subaru would reluctantly agree to her idea.

What happened that night still seemed like a blur to him. Subaru still remembers Ram grabbing ahold of his hand and pulling him away to the emptiest part of the mansion. In an old storage room that was collecting dust, the Oni maid lit a candle in the dark and the two of them vented some "frustration" they had with their current predicaments.

He had her pressed up against a wall as he slowly had sex with her, anally anyway. He never for an anal type of girl. In his head he thought that she would say it was disgusting, but apparently not. The girl was putty in his hands which was something new when it comes to Ram. She loved every second of it, from when his hands were groping and touching all over her body, to when he inserted himself inside of her.

It would also be the first time he ejaculated since he came to this new world and that truly showed by the end of the session. He came inside of her when he finally climaxed at the end. He filled her tiny asshole to the brim, and even when he pulled out his cum continued to spurt all over her lower body.

He'll never forget the sight of seeing her quivering with her hands pressed up against the wall, his semen drooling from her anus. Ram got mad at him anyway, describing the weird feeling of having his seed inside of her and the mess he made. Ram still thanked him though and left the room.

It was the first time he had sex with a girl and it was with Ram of all people. Not Emilia, not Rem, and even Crusch now that he thinks about it. No it was the girl that always bereated him and called him useless.

Not so useless from the way he had to cover her mouth to stop her loud moaning.

It was the start of something scandalous and he had a feeling it wasn't going to end soon.


Making his way down to the end of the mansion he finally arrived at his destination. The old storage room Roswaal would leave to collect dust and the room they had been usuing to have sex in. The prefect location really, Subaru had to hand it to Ram for picking a pretty good location.

As he walked in he saw Ram patiently waiting for him. Patiently was a stretch as she was tapping her foot on the ground but that's just how she is.

"Took you long enough Barusu."

"Sorry, you know I had to finish the last bit of my chores."

"Whatever come over here and let's get this over with." Facing the wall she turned her back to him and stuck her ass out to him, giving the signal on he should do.

Walking over to her, he closed his arms in around her and reached around to slowly massage her breasts. Her reaction was instant as she let out a small moan in satisfaction. Ram's small bust fit perfectly in his hands so they were easy to please.

Moving his hands up he pulled down the top of her uniform exposing her petite tits out openly. Grabbing them more roughly he twisted them around and kneaded them a little harder.

Ram fell back to his chest a little as her strength waivers just a little bit. He was already fully hard now, the tent that pitched in his uniform was now pressed against her petite cheeks. He slowly started to grind on her.

"Mmf~ Not so hard you dolt..." She moaned.

Understanding her request he let loose on the tight grasp he had over her boobs. Instead she took her delicate nipples and pulled them a little bit forward, but not as hard for her to complain.

"Ah!~" She covered her mouth with her hand trying to keep the noise down to not bring any attention to this part of the mansion.

Subaru closed in on her standing back to back as he kept doing his thing. Dick hard against her butt, her cute tits in his hands, and nose in her hair.

"Ram knows that she smells good but don't pervertedly sniff her please."

"But you smell really good today Ram, new soap that you picked up at the village?" He asked.

"Ram admires that you noticed her new product, but don't sniff her so loudly like a dog."

Continuing to pleasure her breasts Ram was ready to move to the next stage.

"You can move lower now."

Keeping one hand up on her chest Subaru move his now free hand down to her panties. Going behind the maid dress he started to rub her from the outside of her underwear.

He noticed how heavy her breathing was getting, the occasional small moan or whimper escaping her lips as she tried her best to keep them tight.

The nasty eyed boy felt a little smug inside knowing he could get Ram like this. Always stern, deadpan, serious. Knowing she's like putty in his arms and he's touching her most sacred places with her permission.

Deep down inside a dark part of him was also happy he was kinda fucking over that bastard Roswaal by doing this, but at the same time he felt like he was betraying Emilia by doing such degenerate acts behind her back.

But it's not time to think about that now.

As he went on rubbing her nub he noticed the wetness starting to form from the outside. Knowing it was the perfect time he moved his hand underneath her final layer of clothing and was now attacking her lips directly.

"Mmm~!"

His middle finger slid right in first. A small spray of juices came out and stained his finger and her panties. A small line of a distinct fluid started to travel down the side of her thigh.

'Was she this wet already?!' He thought. The maid was practically drenched down there, how much does Ram get off to this really?"

"Ah!"

Knowing that she was losing control of her self Subaru let go of her breast and sent his hand to cover her mouth himself. This finally let her to just give in and let him do all the work.

Her saliva and hot breath covered his hands more and more and he focused all of his strength on her quivering vagina. His hand was soaked in her love juices that were making it's way down her small legs.

Another one of his fingers slid in as he kicked up the pace. The small noises of her wet pussy becoming slightly noticeable as he continued to play with it further. Ram's breathing was fast and heavy at this point he small body leaning against him threatening to fall to the floor with him.

Using his strength he held her up and kept going. Her body was starting to become slick with sweat as he felt the small wetness when he moved his hands across her pale skin.

She was going to cum soon he could feel it.

Behind the palm of his hand his stand her moans were loud but muffled. Subaru went even faster, even going as far to slid yet another finger inside of her. Her small quivering body started to shake as he held her in place.

Ram then let out the loudest moan as her form seized up in his grasp. The rush of her sexual juices came pouring out of her pussy pushing past his hand going down her legs and leaking on to the wooden floor itself.

He finally let go of her. Ram immediately fell forward and leaned against the wall next to her. She was panting like crazy, shaking slightly from her intense orgasm.

Not looking at him she spoke up. "Ram will admit that Barusu is getting better at this."

"Uh thanks...?"

"Barusu should feel honored that a maiden such as Ram is praising him for his improvements." Facing the wall she reached behind herself and undid the rest of her outfit letting it fall on to the floor. Her naked body now fully exposed to him, even though he's seen it before it still leaves him in awe that a girl would do this in front of him.

The maid used her hands to grab ahold of her ass and leaned it forward in front of him. "Let's continue now." Without any sort of elegance, Ram whorishly stretched her asshole in front of him fully exposing herself.

Subaru finally got his turn to feel some pleasure of his own, he's been hard since the start of this and was ready to blow, the grinding he did on her ass only added to his vigor. He unbuttoned his suit pants and whipped out his member, the arousal from what he has been doing left a small leak of his precum at the tip.

Grabbing her small ass he aimed towards her back hole and slowly inserted it in.

As he said before, Ram was only doing anal with him. The words she told him "saving her purity for Roswaal" was the reason he won't "officially" lose his virginity because of her weird loophole reasoning. In his mind Ram already lost her purity to him from the moment he first stuck it inside her backhole.

She was so tight. Ram's small form and skinny body had the effect of her having the tightest asshole. He was still not all the way inside of her either. If he would shove it all the way in at once he would hurt her.

The Oni grit her teeth as she felt his cock slowly make it's way inside further and further. It was painful at first, it always is, it didn't help that Barusu actually had an impressive size going for him. She felt the girth and length every time they've done this.

Subaru was finally all the way inside of her, the muscles of her anus were clenching down on his shaft tightly. It felt so amazing, Ram's ass was really out of this world.

Wanting to keep going he pulled out slowly and slid it back in. His leaking precum was making her asshole more wet making it easier and easier to sliding it back in and out.

Kicking up the pace he started to go a little faster. He wanted his dick to reach even farther so he started to plunge it as deep as he could possibly go.

Ram was the same now as she was earlier. Her small moans becoming more audible as the anal sex got more intense. It felt amazing to be penetrated like this. As her mind was going numb she started to unconsciously push back against his force.

The knight grabbed ahold of her rear and got rougher as he fucked her. She kept pushing back against him and he thrusted forward creating a good rhythm.

*PLAP PLAP PLAP*

The noise echoed throughout the small room, the loud slaps of his balls smacking against her ass. Ram felt her mouth get covered over again as her moans started to also make some loud noises to big for her to cover up.

Wanting to increase her ecstasy she started to finger herself again. The stimulation from being pounded from the back and masturbating from the from made her grow tenfold. She felt it coming again.

Subaru was quickly reaching his limit too. Her ass was gripping his cock in all the right ways and he wasn't going to last any longer.

"Mmmm~!" He heard from behind his palm.

"I can't understand you but I'm close!"

He felt the small girl freeze up against the wall again showing that she finally reached her climax for the second time, her juices this time sprayed out of her on to the floor and she even squirted a little on the wall. Seeing that Ram was finished Subaru started as fast as a he possibly could. He gripped on to ass supple behind tightly as he started to rail her insides.

The maid stated before that she doesn't want him to cum inside if her. He has to pull out at the right time. His groans let Ram know that he was finishing also.

Subaru grabbed ahold of her tightly as he released his load. In glorious Subaru fashion he half-assed it and came just a little bit inside of her before pulling out fully. His hot semen spurted all over her petite ass and on her lower back. Small ropes of cum glazed her two butt cheeks specifically. He finally let his dick rest in a nice little "hotdog" type position between the two.

It was a sight that he has come to admire. Her body glazed in his cum and his "sword" laid neatly between her two back pillows. He wished that he had his cellphone on him to take a picture.

Now the only noise was the two panting from the escapade the just had. The scent of sex filled the small wooden room, stains of pussy juice and semen were stained on the floor, and clothing was scattered about.

"Barusu was an animal today."

"Is that a compliment or...?"

"Hn, a compliment you dolt. Barusu should pull put faster next time, Ram felt his semen release inside of her for just a moment."

"I tried pulling as fast as I could Ram! It just felt so good y'know?"

He didn't see it but he sure felt it as she rolled her eyes at his response. "Whatever, Ram needs to go clean herself up. Before you wash up yourself clean this mess." Before he could get another word out she walked out of the room with her clothes in her hand.

Subaru sighed, Ram just used him for sex and that was it seemed. She's a good friend and they do confine in each other but in his mind she'll never look at him the way she looks at Roswaal and how he looks at Emilia.

He doesn't blame her if that's how it's going to be but after they do the deed he feels dirty inside. She probably feels the same way too. That small feeling of betraying the people that you were in love with also resided.

As he cleaned up his mess on the floor and got dressed he wondered where this "friends with benefits" type of relationship would take him. They've only been doing this for about three weeks now.


While Ram washed herself in the bath trying to get Barusu's disgusting semen off her behind, she found that her chest was still pounding. She didn't undertand why.

Why did sex with that idiot have to feel so good? All her thoughts would run immediately to Barusu every time she tried to think about something else. That stupid smile of his would print itself inside her mind. How nice he was to everyone and how handsome-

Stop! No! What?! Barusu is just an idiot and nothing more. Yes that's all he is to her.

Right?