Animal Island School, a few months before the reign of Mikey. There was a gruesome fight in the halls of the school, gunshots echoed throughout the building as me and the Ripper fought each other. I pinned him to the ground and I saw his gun skidded across the floor. The opponent then pushed me over and ran over to the gun and aimed it at me.
"Johnny….stop….put the gun down" I said as I put my hands up. "No" Johnny said, he was my opponent. "You don't have to do this" I said. "I HAVE TO!, I made this decision when Monarch turned me into a sociopathic shooter!" Johnny yelled. "What's your beef with Monarch, anyway, why do you hate them so much?" I asked.
"Tad, you'll eventually understand that Monarch and G-Force are here to kill us all, they took my house, they took my family and they took my girlfriend. And you do nothing, you care more about those f*king power-hungry brainwashing monsters more than you care about your own family, the titans are not monsters, it's Monarch. They've always been the monsters. They kidnapped my family, they turned them into brainless bald workers that forgot everything about each other and they forgot about me, I loved them. Monarch must die, I don't want your family or anyone else's families to end up like mine" Johnny explained.
"I thought you hated me" I said. "WILL YOU F**KING LISTEN!" Johnny roared. "Alright-alright" I said. "You may think that the Titans destroy everything, they might've taken people's homes but what the hell did they ever do to me…..nothing. This is why I'm doing this; I'm doing this because I want to teach Monarch what it feels like to have someone taken away from you" Johnny said.
"Diana Heart won't give a s**t about her family if anyone in the family died, there's no point of doing it. Second, what the f**k were on about when you said something about Monarch erasing your families memories?" I asked.
"If you support them, then you're my next enemy" Johnny said. I then charged at Johnny and lifted his arm into the air, Johnny then release a bullet that went straight into the ceiling. I quickly took the gun off Johnny and shot him in his leg and told him to stand down. "Johnny, that's enough, I know you hate Monarch a lot….I'm sorry about your family but we can discuss about this later" I said as I aimed the gun. "You weren't there" Johnny said. I then dropped the gun and turned around, Mrs Railless the came over to me and asked me if I was okay. I said that I was fine but we quickly looked at the spot where Johnny was. Johnny was gone, he left no trace, he vanished. "He's gone" I said. Later the police then told us that they couldn't find Johnny, they believed that he ran off into the woods, so they decided to send an armed SWAT team unit in.
"What was he doing?" I asked myself as I gawked at the woods. Months later there was a lonely man in a blue and yellow jumpsuit walking in a demolished town, he wasn't alone since had a dog for a friend.
Suddenly, the traveler was ambushed by a group of Raiders, the man tried to fight back but he was easily put our of his misery. I then had my "Are you serious" face on, the man who just died was just my character in Fallout 4. I then turned off my Xbox and decided to walk downstairs and turn on the TV.
Kate Garraway was hosting the news, she was talking about the new country called the TR (Titan Region), it was named the TR because most people do something like that with the USA, UK, UAE or USSR. "A month has passed since the attack of the two Ghidorahs and the Titans have found a new home in the Northern region of the island, which is now called the Titan Region. US President Barack Obama has agreed to let the titans declare independence and it is now confirmed that this Region is an independent country. However, Monarch, G-Force and the United Nations disagree with this choice by saying that they want to destroy the Region and what does famous cryptozoologist Tadhg Kirby say about it, well nothing except yelling at the world leaders for how terrible they were" Kate explained.
I then went to the kitchen and opened the press to get my checklist and a large bag of Maltesers.
I then examined my checklist and looked at my chores.
Tadhgs Objectives:
1: Give Maltesers to Springle
2: Take out hornets' nest and hide it
3: Puncture the tires on Diana Hearts car
4: Scratch Diana Hearts car with a sharp stone
5: Buy Wine Gums and food for titans
6: Buy Cigs for Guy
7: Post ideas to the Resistance.
I then grab my bag and hopped on my bike and cycled to Springles house. I then knocked on the door and held the Maltesers up. Springle then opened the door and aimed his double barrel shotgun at my face. "Take them" I said. Springle then took the Maltesers and gave me five dollars in return. "You never forget about them" Springle said. "Thanks for the five quid" I said as I cycled away. I then went over to Diana Hearts house and found the hornets' nest. I used a giant sweeping brush to get the nest down and I quickly shoved it into Diana Hearts mailbox.
"Check" I said as I ticked off step one and two off my checklist. I then grabbed a sharp stone and walked towards Diana Hearts car and wrote "F**k you" on it. "Maybe that will make Diana Heart show some respect" I said as I ticked off step four. I then got out my pocketknife and used it to puncture all the tires on the car, and that was step three done. I then cycled to the shop to buy the wine gums and meat; I had to buy all the meat from the butcher shop because you had no idea how much food a Titan needed to eat a day.
I also bought a packet of cigarettes for Guy and that was step five and six ticked off. Once I arrived at the border I had to look at Guys face. "Name, Por Favor?" Guy asked from his iPad. My answer was to give Guy the cigarettes.
Guy immediately opened the packet and took out a cig and lit it. Guy then started to smoke his cigarette and I then walked to Joeys Great Gas Station. I didn't have time for a coke because I had to feed the titans, I then grabbed a wheelbarrow and loaded it with the meat that I bought.
I then went over to an abandoned stage outside and I decided to activate the Microphone speakers. I then grabbed a microphone and then called out the morning alarm. "GOOD MORNING TITAN REGION!" I roared from the top of my lungs as the Titans woke up.
Anguirus was the first titan to approach me, I then got him his food box which was a giant cargo container full of fish. It had to be brought in by Otto who was driving a Terrain crane. Otto then lowered the container; I then opened the doors on it and I told Otto to lift it back up. The fish immediately started to fall out of the container and Anguirus started to wag his tail for a moment. "Alright Angie, breakfast" I said. When the container was empty, Anguirus started to eat the fish. We had to use giant cargo containers for the titan food since that titans were so big.
And we had to fill up the old outside swimming pools with normal water because of their size. I filled the pools by filling them with empty Gasoline canisters that I bought at a Mechanics store and I had to fill the pools with ice to make them cold, I used to get the ice by stealing them from the Ice Chests near the Grocery stores but I now use a drinks cooler full of ice cubes. I then sat beside Anguirus and saw Otto approach me. He told me about the new recruits coming to the get a job in the Titan Region.
I knew who they were, Blake Evan and Billy Olsen, they were always best friends and they were part of the titan community because they thought that the titans were animals and they loved animals. Blake and Billy then walked up to me and told me that they were here for the job. I then told them to meet me in the office in the Gas Station Diner. Blake and Billy sat down in front of me and I turned on my computer to interview them. "Alright, how much do you love the titans?" I asked. "They're cool, Shimo's cute but we think they're all cute so we love them so much" Blake said. "What jobs are you hoping to have?" I asked. "Titan feeder" Blake said. "Border Control" Billy said. "Very well, do you have any issues with modern day animals?" I asked.
"What do you mean?" Billy asked in confusion. "As in modern day critters like rats, raccoons and cockroaches, how do you find them?" I asked. "We're cool around them" Billy said. "What is the number one rule about the Titan Region?" I asked. "No humans allowed" Blake said. "Correct, humans are forbidden from this place, unless the human is part of the Titan Resistance and Community" I said. "How do we sleep?" Blake asked. "I beg your pardon, what was that, how do you sleep?" I asked. "Yeah, how do we sleep since there's no blankets?" Billy asked. "I have a simple reply" I said as I got a two sleeping bags for the boys. "What are these?" Billy asked. "Sleeping bags, you won't have to worry about the mattresses since they're fine and if you're wondering about getting to work from going to your house to here, you're better off staying here" I said.
"So can I go feed the Titans?" Blake asked. I then gave Blake my drinks cooler full of ice and told him to put the ice in the pool. "Find the nearest pool and empty the ice into it, and here's a list" I said as I handed Blake a list of chores. Blake then took his sleeping bag, the ice box and the list and walked away. "What about me and border control?" Billy asked. My simple reply was to give Billy a pair of binoculars, a black baseball cap, a Remington 700 and box of bullets for the gun. "Do I shoot all the humans?" Billy asked. "Only trespassers, there's a radio up in the watchtower if you wanna use it" I said. Billy then took the gun, ammo and cap and walked away; he said that he was happy to get this job.
I then decided to take a walk for a while, I then went over to one of the lakes and sat near the water. I then decided to throw a stone into the water and I heard giant footsteps approaching from behind me. It was Shimo, she sat beside me as a titan and made a gentle snarl. "Good morning Snowy" I said as I picked up a dead fish that was lying on the sand. I then tossed it into Shimos mouth and Shimo then started to talk to me. "Did you sleep?" Shimo asked. "Yeah, just got two new guys to help us out" I said. "I had a small nightmare last night" Shimo said. "What was it?" I asked. "Mikey….he was killing me" Shimo replied. "That little piece of s**t, he still reminds me of his shenanigans from the past and I'm starting to believe that Mikeys little Titan World Domination Agenda has finally come to a close" I said.
"I heard about his cousins" Shimo said. "[sighs]….the Hill triplets were Mikeys cousins. Believe me girl, the minute Mikey saw them he was disgusted by them, he immediately hated them and his simple mission was to get rid of them, like the time when he burned Ellies Elmo doll" I said.
I thought that Mikey was pure evil when he did that, that was all over Ellie embarrassing him at school by saying that she was his cousin right in front of Jay and Eddie. Mikey then snuck into Kates house and took the Ellies Elmo doll while she was sleeping and left a VHS tape with a yellow sticky note on it saying, "Play me". When Ellie woke up she then asked Kate where Elmo was. "Mommy, where's Elmo?" Ellie asked. Kate then walked into the room and looked around Ellies bedroom for Elmo. "Baby I don't know" Kate said as she picked up the VHS tape. Ellie wanted to see the tape so Kate then put it into her VHS player and watched it.
The first part of the video was Mikey sitting on a chair and he was saying stuff about how embarrassed he was about Ellie saying that she was Mikeys cousin right in front of his friends. "So you know how embarrassed I am because of what you did, and for revenge I'm gonna do this to Elmo" Mikey said as he turned the camera over to Elmo, who was sitting in a fire pit full of sticks.
Mikey then got out a box of matches and took a match out of it. "So Ellie, this is what you get for doing something like that to the Best Kid in the world" Mikey said as he lit the match and threw it at Elmo. Elmo's red fur then started to increase the burning flames of the fire and the wood then started to do the same.
Ellie then started to cry, and she asked why Mikey did that to her. "He said that you embarrassed him in front of his friends, you didn't mean to do that" Kate said. "I just wanted to talk to him" Ellie cried. "I know you did Sweetie" Kate said as she hugged her daughter.
And I even had to make my own speech after the Toilet incident with Kates Ashes. Mikey went up to me and said that Lilly was just another cry-baby and I stepped in a said this, "What the f**k is your problem?".
"Don't swear at me" Mikey snapped. "I'll say whatever the f**k I want. Your cousins loved you so much and they wanted to play with you, when you first saw them you knew that you needed to get rid of them as soon as possible. They loved you so much, they played with you and they hugged you, and you went on to be an a*hole. Lilly invited you to her birthday and you never came, you burned Ellies Elmo toy, you raised money to buy a vision pro instead of using it save Millie's life and you flushed Kates ashes down the Toilet" I said. "So?" Mikey scoffed. "You must really hate them but guess what Mike. You're gonna must love them rather you like it or not. You're gonna love them with your own heart, and if you don't do it, I'll be the one using Crusher to break that fe**ing PS5" I said.
Shimo felt very bad for the Hills, but she then let out a sneeze which made her nose let out snow. "Speaking of snow, I still remember that time you made the region snow and the guys from Jackass came for a stunt" I said as I remembered the time.
It was when Shimo decided to freeze the entire region and the first thing I did was go on the frozen lake with my yellow hoodie, black trousers and white shoes on.
I was slid across the ice and had my hand on my chin, I was acting like a genius. "Hmmm….Fascinating" I said. The Jackass people were there and they were gonna do some ice stunt until Shimo froze them. "Do you believe in Aliens?" Shimo asked. "Why'd you ask?" I asked. "Because if this world is full of Titans and non-titan creatures, why can't there be aliens?" Shimo asked. "If you're on about aliens such as Xenomorphs or Predators, then I'd be interested, but if you're on about little green men, then I might not be sure about it" I said.
Meanwhile in the depts of deep space, there was a large spaceship floating across the stars and cosmos. Inside there was a huge crowd who were watching their leaders walk up to the main stage to announce something. "Our dear children, this event will be known as the most important event in Kilaak and Xilien history, our species will not tolerate the despicable actions of Lars any longer" the queen called. Everyone started to cheer for their leaders as the guards brought in their worst enemy, Lars.
Lars was just a normal space alien with a big head and big black eyes, he always wore normal human clothes and he was the last of his kind. "Good evening b***hes" Lars smiled as he waved to the audience. The audience that started to boo at him and the queen told Lars to be silent. "SILENCE!" the queen yelled. Lars flipped off the queen by sticking his finger up from behind.
Lars then decided to listen to the leaders of the species. "Do you know why you are put on trial?" the king asked. "Mass Murder, vandalism, declaring war on you guys and also destroying an entire planet" Lars said. "Exactly but let us tell you that your days of committing these crimes are officially over because at this trial, we will be the ones who will decide your fate" the queen said. "My fate better be going to a private sunny island surrounded by a buncha hot chicks" Lars smiled. "We sentence you to death, your death will be getting decapitated and have your skull pulled out!" the queen yelled. "I love it when they threaten me with death" Lars smiled. "But once you are dead, we will not have to be concerned about you foiling our newest plan" the queen said.
"I already know what that plan is Little miss Kilaak, you're gonna team up with that blonde haired liar and try to take over you the know what and become the rules of the galaxy" Lars said. "How do you know?" the king asked in suspense. "How about you go to my room and find out yourself Señor Xilien" Lars said. "[scoffs]….I have just about had it with you and your presumptuous behavior" the queen scoffed. "I know you don't want this plan to go to s*t as usual but let see what happens when I get to earth first" Lars said as he snatched one of the guards guns and killed them. Lars then ran as fast as he could to the hangar bay and the queen ordered all her soldiers to stop him. Lars was already in the hanger bay and he stole a small spaceship to get out of the mothership. The queen then told the pilots to open fire at Lars but the small Alien had his own trick in his pocket.
Lars then got a small button and activated something that he left in his jail cell, a small but very destructive bomb. The Bomb then made a huge hole in the mothership and Lars just laughed to himself. "I'll see you all in hell motherf**kers!" Lars yelled as he flipped off the mothership, but he didn't notice a giant green laser shot him down which came from the mothership. Lars was then falling across the galaxy while swearing and screaming from the top of his lungs. The king and queen then went up to their meeting room where they met the one who they spoiled, Mikey. "Lars is finally executed" the queen said. Mikey was in his kid form and he was standing beside Destoroyah with a smile on his face. "That's one less thing to worry about, remember that the human targets are mine to deal with" Mikey said. "And what about Kirby's enemy?" the queen asked. "I'll let that guy deal with Curly himself" Mikey replied.
Meanwhile back on earth, I was at home sending my ideas to the Disney Resistance about making another Dead Space game. Someone then knocked on my bedroom door, it was Mothra, she asked me where Nathan was. "He told me that he was going to make peace" I said. Mothra put her hands on her hips and asked me on why Nathan and Guy were robbing a pet shop. "What?" I asked in confusion. "Summer told me that she saw Guy and Nathan at a Pet store" Mothra said. "Look, I know Guy loves to rob banks and shops but he would never go near a pet shop" I said as I got my phone to call Nathan.
"Hey Tadhg" Nathan said. "Can you please explain why Guy is at a pet shop?" I asked. "We're taking all the animals and we're setting them free" Nathan said.
I then stared at Mothra for a moment with my WTF face on. "Why?" I asked. "Because we believe that animals in captivity should have the same rights as the Titans" Nathan said as I heard a shotgun being cocked. "Is that a shotgun?!" I gasped. "It's alright, Guy's the one with the gun, we're just getting the fish and rabbits" Nathan said as we heard the shotgun go off. There was immediate silence for a quick moment, I stared at Mothra and she stared back at me. "Oh Bri'ish" Nathan said. "Guy blew the pet shop owners head off, didn't he?" I asked. "Correct, well it looks like we're off, and it's not long before we go to the zoo" Nathan said as he hung up. Mothra just stared at me, she asked me why they did that and I replied with this.
"We want to bring eternal peace to the world" I said. "By freeing animals?" Mothra asked. "We just want to make you all happy" I smiled. "I know you want peace, but like I always say, violence isn't always to answer" Mothra said. "I know, and I scratched Diana Hearts car if that makes you feel any better" I said. Mothra then sighed and told me this. "Please….take care of my family". "That's my job" I said. "Good, I just want you to keep us safe" Mothra said. "I am, and I'm already getting flashbacks about me, Nathan and Guy doing that Mexican standoff at your wedding all over the wedding bouquet" I said.
That was true because after Mothra threw her bouquet in the air, me and the lads did a Mexican standoff by having an agreement on who gets the bouquet and gets married next, but unfortunately the person who caught it was Maddie.
I then went into the kitchen and got a packet of Wine Gums to help me regulate myself. After I was done I went downstairs to the basement to take out that dead rat. I was carrying a plastic bag with a dustpan and I quietly walked down the stairs because I knew that Godzilla was meditating. I was right because I saw him meditating on a carpet with candles surrounding him, his eyes were shut and he was glowing blue. The blue always went for his eyes, armour and some parts of his black hair. I then looked beside the door to the utility room and saw the dead rat beside the door. I quietly walked towards the dead rat but I accidently tripped over the kings tail, I always tripped over the tails. "[groans]…son of a b*h" I groaned as I got up after tripping over the tail.
The king didn't make any sudden movements, I thought the reason why he was quiet was because he was jealous of me spending time with Mothra. Well what could I expect, Mothra was Godzillas wife and when I first noticed it I knew damn well that I had to watch my back because I had a strong feeling that Godzilla was always ready to put my light out. If that were to happen I'd be f*ked straight away because there's no way I'd stand a chance against the King of the Titans. I then walked up to the dead rat, I was wearing two yellow rubber gloves and I gentle picked up the rat with the dustpan. I then felt suspicious when I saw it, it had a white face, a black tail and large whiskers. I then realized that it wasn't a rat at all, it was an Opossum pretending to be dead as usual.
I was thinking about throwing the small creature outside but the Opossum then woke up and pounced into my face.
I then held its body as it waved its front legs, trying to tear up my face. I then asked Godzilla for help but he was just silent for a moment. I quickly got rid of the Opossum by throwing it out of the window that was on the top of the wall. "F**king rodents" I said. "Another anger issue" Godzilla said. "You don't know how hard it is for me to control my anger" I said. "I know, you always have many problems with your emotions" Godzilla said. He then told me to come sit down and meditate with him, I did what he told me to do by sitting beside him on the carpet.
"Do you know why you are spending time with my wife?" Godzilla asked. "She helps me calm down, she tells me that I have to keep my s**t together and many other things" I said. "I may have heard about an old rival of yours who had major anger problems. He thought vengeance was the way to seek for his family" Godzilla said. "Now what does that remind me of….Uhhhhhh….I don't know, gimme a clue?" I asked. Godzilla then slowly handed me some black briefcase which had a label that said, "For Curly". "What's this?" I asked. "Open it" Godzilla said. I then took the briefcase and opened it, I was expecting it to be something from my family but it was something from an old Frenemy of mind, Johnny Powers. Inside of it was a just a small pocketknife, a photograph of me and Johnny and a note written by him.
"Where did you find this?" I asked. "Dagon found it; it was stuck between the wooden planks on the ceiling" Godzilla said. "This guy, I know him" I said. "I this the one known as Johnny?" Godzilla asked.
"Yeah, John Samuel Powers. He was a guy that I met at school, I thought he was gonna be my bully when we first met but he thought I was lonely just like he was, my oh my we were like brothers. Me, Johnny and Nathan were like the best of friends, it was all going well until Monarch f**ked it all up" I explained. "What happened?" Godzilla asked. "Diana Heart kidnapped Johnny's family and turned them into mindless mech pilots by shaving their heads and erasing all their memories, turning into…..cyborg like beings, just like in Robocop" I said. "What did Johnny do?" Godzilla asked. "He became a psycho, once he found out that his family had been turned into pilots he went bats**t crazy. He believed that Monarch deserved to suffer, that was why he tried to do a school shooting but I stopped him and Johnny thought that I didn't care about his family, and after our fight…..he got away" I explained.
"Then what happened to him after your battle?" Godzilla asked. "Nobody really knows what happened to him. Some say he killed himself, others say that he was sent to prison to rot for the rest of his life and others say that Diana Heart executed him" I said. "How much of an ally was he?" Godzilla asked. "He was friend ever since we first met, and of course that little crap-face Mikey had to get involved" I said as I remembered the first time I met Johnny. I was in a separate class, away from my sister, that meant that I was on my own. I was wearing my Simpsons t-shirt with Moe saying "Drink up chumps" on with my black trousers and white shoes.
I was super nervous when walking in, I was a bit depressed because I came in after the Irish Russian civil war.
Mrs Railless then introduced me to the class, I just walked in nervously and looked at everyone. "Class this is our new student; he's a new refugee and he's a bit nervous to share his life with us. Tadhg, would you like to introduce yourself?" Mrs Railless asked as she smiled at me, she was wearing her Indian yellow dress but I was super nervous to see everyone. It was the first time I saw Mikey; he was wearing a red t-shirt and he looked at me like he was disgusted with me. "Just another useless refugee" Mikey said. He then stared at me again and I slowly panicked and walked backwards out of the classroom.
Mrs Railless then walked over to me and I could hear Johnny shouting at Mikey. "Jesus Mike, why the f**k do you always have to an a**hole to everyone?" Johnny asked. "You always think every new kid is gonna be a new challenger that has the will to battle me, there's no way that guy will beat me" Mikey smirked. I then decided to walk back into the classroom and introduce myself by waving my hand. "Hi, I'm Tadhg and I come from Ireland. I'm here because we're here to find refuge from the Russian war, I have ASD and I find it hard to concentrate and control my emotions" I said.
Johnny was my friend when Mikey was around, but I was with Nathan when Johnny was gone, and Mikey did nothing but torture us. When I told you about the time that I spray painted Mikeys tesla because I wanted revenge on Mikey for scratching my car, Mikey had two plans for revenge.
His first plan was breaking my mom's favorite crystal vase and he also threw a giant rock at my dad's car windshield.
"He's such a f**king nightmare" I said. Godzilla then placed his hand on my shoulder and opened his eyes, he stared at me and I was a bit uneasy to be looked at with someone with big yellow eyes. "I know you like talking to Mothra, but you need to understand that she is my wife, I know you're trying to take care of us but you need to be prepared for anything" Godzilla said. "Well there's no point of telling me that I need to be prepared for world war three since I'm already ready for that because Site-27 is literally a half site and half bunker and it can survive anything disasters such as earthquakes, tsunamis, tornados, floods and even nuclear fallouts and also I play Fallout all the time so I won't have to worry about forgetting how to survive in a nuclear wasteland, I'll be fine with that…..unless if the wasteland food is gone off" I said. "No what I mean is that, what if Mikey comes back and brings back something unspeakable?" Godzilla asked.
"Well if he's gonna bring the big red Destroyer guy, I'll just go on to Operation Doomsday" I smiled. "What is it?" Godzilla asked. "It means that if something unstoppable appears we'll have to release every single f**king SCP known to man to kill it, and I mean the worst of the worst" I said. "What if Mikey steals some of them?" Godzilla asked. I then let out a laugh and said this. "Mikey is too much of a stupid eejit to figure out that I work for the Foundation" I said. "Just like Madison said, you are a bit of a fool these days" Godzilla said. "Is that because she told you about the time I accidentally killed Donald Trump?" I asked.
That was true, and the reason why I said it was by accident because it was an accident, I didn't care because I hated Donald Trump and the reason how he did was because I accidently slipped on a banana skin when I was carrying a medieval sword on the school roof and I tripped, causing the sword the fall right into Donald Trump's brains, killing him. "He deserved it" I said. Godzilla put his two hands between my head and put his head against it, meaning the titan sign for trust. "Can I trust you?" Godzilla asked. "Always" I said. He then hugged me and he then said this before we left the basement. "Protect my family, protect all of us".
"Okay, but did you know Biollante and Methusaleh are dating each other?" I asked. The King was speechless for a second, he was expecting his sister to be in love with someone else. "Battra?" Godzilla asked. "Well they both loved each other since they met each other on the opening of the Titan Region" I said. "Who told you this?" Godzilla asked. "Mothra told me about the Battra thing and why do I keep wondering why everyone's getting married?" I asked. "Maybe it is because they want to expand the family tree" Godzilla said.
"Well how would you feel about this, Makuma getting together with Akeevu?" I asked. "Makuma is dead" Godzilla said. "But if he was alive, would you let him away with it since he's redeemed himself?" I asked. "Yes" Godzilla said. Later that day we were in the Region; I was sitting at the beach with Maddie and we were talking about our lives.
"So how are you planning on interacting with humans?" I asked. "We're not doing that" Maddie said. "Just wanted to know" I said. "When are you're family coming back?" Maddie asked. "Mom said that they'll be back very soon, since they're gonna spend a while in each nation, what about your family?" I asked. "Not much, we were planning on moving out" Maddie said. I then frowned in disappointment and asked Maddie on where they were going. "To find another Island, we're taking everyone to another island with no humans, everyone except Kong" Maddie said. "Why though?" I asked. "Because he said that he'll live in the Hollow Earth" Maddie said.
"[sighs]….that place is nothing but an excellent example of a true living nightmare, monsters all over the f*king place who will immediately want to kill you, and I thought Skull Island was bad and don't get my started-on Dr Andrews, f**king b***h left me on Skull Island to perish" I said. "It was Dads idea; he just wants to keep everyone safe like always" Maddie said. "Yeah, I can see him walking out of the water now" I smiled as we both watched Godzilla walk out of the water while carrying a great white shark on his shoulder. The King walked up to us while water droplets dripped off him, his hair was all around his face and he was wearing the same thing he wore back at the basement, which was some armless chest plate with some short hakama with three brush like things hanging off the front of it. His hair was very long and it turned blue whenever he used his atomic breath, and the best part was that it felt so satisfying when you touched it.
Godzilla then put the shark down in front of us and sat beside us and started to meditate.
"What's this for?" I asked. "Food" Maddie said. "Why?" I asked. "To feed everyone" Godzilla said. "Okay, is Ethan going with you to the island?" I asked. "He said that he wanted to stay in the woods" Maddie said. We then brought the shark back to the place where the Royal family stayed, it was near some small cave and I decided to go home since it was getting dark. While the others were asleep there was person looking up at the stars with a couple, it was Akeevu standing beside Battra and Biollante.
"When was the last time you saw a star?" Battra asked. "To be honest, that would've been twenty years ago" Biollante smiled. "I loved it when my Mama took me out to watch the stars" Akeevu said. "You still do that; you said that it reminds you of your family" Battra said. "I know, Mama told me that If you saw a falling star, a miracle would happen, each miracle would come in different colors. Yellow for a joyful one and blue for a peaceful one" Akeevu as she saw a shooting star fall from the dark sky. The Titan of light expected it to be yellow but it was green, Akeevu felt a little confused but she was shocked to see the green shooting star fall into the vast forest. "What happens if the comet is green?" Biollante asked in a curious way.
Akeevu didn't have time to answer, she quickly transformed into her white moth titan form and flew over to see what the green shooting star was. When she landed she was stunned to see that it was something that no Titan had ever seen, an alien spaceship.
Akeevu looked around to see if anyone was there but there was not a single living creature around the object. "I must inform the king and queen" Akeevu said. "I wouldn't do that if I were you" a voice said from behind Akeevu. Akeevu quickly turned back and stared at the dark distance in the flora of the forest. "Who said that?" Akeevu asked as she a tiny flame of green fire be lit. "Green….fire?" Akeevu wondered.
"Looks like you're on your own treasure hunt Miss, and it sounds like you're gonna tell the king and queen about my ride. I'll telling you right now miss, that's a bad idea, you tell either of them about me or we all die unprepared for the worst" the voice said. "How do you know, who are you?" Akeevu asked. "How do I know?, the real question you should be asking yourself I why?. I'm doing this to save you, your friends and everyone you love" the voice said. "Come into the light" Akeevu said as she used her powers to summon a small blue night light. "You sure about this, I mean we are different species" the voice said. "I am Akeevu, the titan of light" Akeevu said. "I know exactly who you are, but please do me one big favour…..don't scream" the voice said as they walked towards the light.
Akeevu was surprisingly stunned and shocked to see what the voice really was, an extraterrestrial being wearing humans clothing. "Are you…an alien?" Akeevu asked. "No I'm the f**king pizza guy who keeps posting stupid memes on discord about 9/11 and stuff" the alien said in a sarcastic way.
"Really?" Akeevu asked. "Of course I'm a f**king alien" the alien said. "What is your name?" Akeevu asked.
"Lars" the alien said. "What planet are you from?" Akeevu asked curiously. "Does it really matter?" Lars asked. "Yes" Akeevu said. "I'm not from a planet, I was created in a lab to serve a pack of Tyrants" Lars said. "Why were you begging me not to tell the king and queen about you?" Akeevu asked. "Because if you did, the king and queen would order you guys to kill me and you wouldn't get a hear my warning" Lars said. "What's your warning?" Akeevu asked. "There's gonna be an invasion tomorrow morning" Lars replied as he walked away. "Where are you going?" Akeevu asked. "I'm gonna tell the others about my warning" Lars said. "But wait, if you know about this then what exactly is going to happen in the invasion, like who's invading us, who is the leader and what is coming?" Akeevu said. Lars then came to a yield when he heard that, he then slowly turned around to face Akeevu. "You don't want to know" Lars said.
Meanwhile back at my house, I was in bed asleep, I was dreaming of my normal dreams until my Panasonic corded phone started ringing. I then took the phone and put it onto my ear to hear the voice. "Hello?" I asked. "Tadhg Kirby, we knew you would answer our call, we've been expecting you" a voice said, it sounded like a female voice but It was like an evil empress voice. "What?" I asked. "We know everything about you, your abilities, your purpose and your Titans" the voice said. "Who the f**k is this?" I asked. "I am Queen Zyrielle, leader and queen of the Kilaaks" the voice said. "Oh Ha-ha, nice try but not today, very funny Kiyoko" I said. "This isn't Kiyoko, I am the Kilaak leader" the voice said.
"Oh yeah, well you can go f**k yourself" I said. "Will you stop acting like a fool and listen to me!" the voice shouted. "Listen to this, Akyo means Akyo" I said as I hung up the phone and went back to sleep. "D**kheads" I muttered to myself as I heard the phone ringing again. I then pulled my drawer out and reached the electrical socket to pull out the plug for the phone, that meant I had less noise to worry about. When I got up I decided to get on my bike and go to the Region, only to be greeted by Ethan and Scylla. "So how are you this morning?" I asked. "Just fine, Akeevu went crazy by telling us that there was a f**king alien at the bunker" Ethan said.
"And yet she told that she hates alien films" I said. "She isn't lying, there is an actual alien there" Scylla said. "Oh wow does he like to hide up in the trees and collect skulls while invisible? I asked. "No" Scylla said as she used one of her Ovipositors to take my bag off my back. "C'mon Scylla, no more Ovipositor things" I said. "Why not?" Scylla asked. "Because I'm tryna stay off Aragog from Harry Potter for a while" I said. "You always have the best jokes" Scylla smiled. Scylla was a giant titan that resembled a half spider and half crab creature, her armour was spider-like and she always poked out her Ovipositors like D'Vorah from Mortal Kombat X. She also had two fangs on each side of her chins (Like Predator).
I then went inside the bunker with Scylla, the bunker was once an old US bunker because Animal Island had been a state of America since the end of 1921. However the bunker was built there a few years before the reign of Mikey but the army didn't to use it.
We went down the stairs and went into the TV room, only to see Manda sitting beside a boy with a large head. They were watching a few funny videos of the TV; Manda just wagged her tail in happiness since she finally found something that she always thought was real.
"[laughs]….that guy's hilarious, I especially like his blue bike helmet, yellow t-shirt and pencil shoved right up his nose" the boy with the big head laughed. "What the f**k are you doing here?" I asked. "Sorry Sweetheart it seems that I have to have a little talk with that Bushy p***k" the boy said as Manda giggled. The boy then got off the couch and walked over to me and Scylla, only to find out that Akeevu wasn't lying and that the boy was a literal alien with a big head and black eyes. "So you must be the stupid curly a*hole named Kirby" the alien said. "What in the actual f**k?!" I shrieked. "I know what you're thinking, but let me break it to you, this ain't a costume" the alien said. "Yeah I can see that" I said.
"So that babe must be a serpent Titan, so can I at least warn you?" the alien asked. "Who are you?" I asked. "His name's Lars" Manda smiled. "Okay, why are you here?" I asked. "To inform you that there's gonna be an invasion being held by Queen Zyrielle" Lars smiled. I then pointed my finger at Lars and said that she was the one who called me last night. "Oh yeah, the Kilaaks and the Xiliens are coming here to kill us all with their supreme leader" Lars said. "Who is it?" I asked. "You'll see" Lars replied. "What do they want?" I asked. "This plan is pretty much Armageddon but it's like….uhh….have you ever seen the Doctor Strange film with Professor X and Mr. Fantastic?" Lars asked.
"Of course I have" I replied. "Then it's gonna be about the Multiverse" Lars said. "What?!" I gasped. "I'll explain later, but it's not a Multiverse full of superheroes" Lars said. I felt a bit uneasy when Lars said something about a Multiverse, most people thought that a real-life Multiverse was a myth. "A Multiverse?" Scylla asked. "Hopefully there's one where I wear a purple hoodie" I smiled. "You're always a Multiverse kid" Scylla said. "Yeah, and I still have visions of Venom saving Spiderman's life from a Facehugger" I said.
I'm not joking with that, in the Avengers vs Aliens comics, there's a bit where Venom saves Miles Morales by infecting a Facehugger, and the best part was that the Facehugger could talk. We then went outside to wake up the children but Godzilla woke them up by licking them on the heads, that was how Godzilla woke them up. Maddie was the first one to be awake, she stared at me but she was a bit frightened to see Lars. "Aww…isn't he cute" Lars said. "Oh that's a girl" I said. "Really, how many kids do the King and Queen have?" Lars asked. "Two girls and one boy, one of the girls is adopted and used to be a human" I said. "Is it this one?" Lars asked. "Of course" I said. Lars then decided to walk up to Maddie's head and stroke the side of her face, making the Princess feel a bit uneasy.
"She is so cute" Lars smiled. Maddie just stared at Lars and asked me if he was a real alien. "He's real alright" I said. "And it's true that you can talk to titans" Lars said. Lars didn't even notice the king looking down on him. Lars immediately took his hands off Maddie's face and put them behind his head.
Godzilla then transformed into his human form and asked me what Lars was doing here. "Oh yeah, he's an actual alien for outer space and he's tryna tell us about some….Multiverse" I said. The Kings simple reply was to question Lars in a private room. We were all there, it was just me, Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, Ethan and Summer. Summer sat beside Lars and put her fingers onto his forehead because after Mikey got away in the last story, Mothra taught Summer on how to see the truth in people's minds.
"Alright first question, where are you from?" I asked. "I'm not from any planet I was created by the Kilaaks so they could use me as a weapon of mass destruction" Lars said. Summer held her thumb up which meant yes. "Alright, and what exactly is this Multiverse?" Rodan asked. "It's a collection of multiple universes full of Titans" Lars said. Me and Godzilla stared at each other for a moment. "A Multiverse full of Titans?" I asked. "Yeah, as in Godzilla, Mothra and Rodan, however the rest of them don't have a Siren Head" Lars said. "F**k you man" Ethan said as he flipped off Lars. Everything was right because Summer had her thumb up the entire time. "How do you know this?" Mothra asked. "I got it from Ginga and the guy who you call Howell" Lars said. "And Ginga is the one who created the Multiverse" I said. "No s**t Sherlock, the creator is not Ginga, and his power goes way beyond Howells power" Lars said. Summer did the same thing with her thumb and I wanted to faint because I thought that no one could beat SCP-3812. "Who is the supreme leader of the Kilaaks?" Mothra asked.
"Oh that bit is a surprise, I just want to keep it hidden because it's not long before they arrive and you're better off initiating Operation Doomsday" Lars smiled. "Why?" I asked. "Because the supreme leader has got Destoroyah on his side" Lars smiled. Summer put her thumbs up and the king and queen felt a bit worried about everyone. Ethan then got out his 1911 and put the barrel right beside one of his sirens, ready to shoot himself. "You're f**king joking, aren't you?" I asked. "Summers powers don't lie s**t Sherlock" Lars replied. "F**k this, I'm calling Nathan and Guy" I said as we heard the ground shaking. The lights were flickering and the objects on the floor started to shake a lot. Once the rumbling was over I asked Lars what was going on. "They're here with Destoroyah, and one more thing….we're totally f**ked and make sure to give this to Queen Zyrielle if you meet her" Lars smiled as he gave me a drawing of himself raising the middle finger while smiling and saying the words "F**K YOU!".
"Lars, you know stuff, who exactly is the supreme leader?" I asked. "Two Words my friend, Little Liar" Lars said. Me and the king and queen then walked out of the room, only to see a huge alien spaceship in the sky, it was so like the one from the second Independence Day film (Would've been funny if Will Smith was in the second one and it would've been way funnier if he slapped the Harvester queen). "Oh….my…..dear…..Akyo" I said. Nathan then came and he asked me on what I was doing but once he saw the spaceship, he fainted. "Oh Bri'ish" Nathan said as he fainted. "Godzilla, can you please do me a favour and punch me in the face at full force because this must be a dream" I smiled.
"This is no dream Tadhg" Mothra said. Nathan quickly got up and went with me to see the TV. There was an immediate message from the Kilaaks saying that they knew all about our job and the SCPs. "HOW THE F**K DO THEY KNOW ABOUT OUR JOB!" I screamed as we saw a familiar face walk up, Mikey. He was in his kid form and he smiled at us saying that he was delighted to see us again. "[growls]…..YOU!" I growled in anger. "You told them about our job, didn't you, and besides. How did you figure it out?" Nathan asked. "Let's just say I met two freaks that desperately wanted to get outta that place, but don't think about winning this battle because I'm armed to the teeth" Mikey laughed as he hung up.
"Oh Cheese Touch" Nathan said. "We gotta get to Site-84 ASAP" I said. Me and Nathan then hopped on our bikes and quickly cycled to Site-84; it wasn't far since Site-84 was only twenty kilometers away from the Titan Region. When we went in there were hundreds of dead bodies scattered on the floor and the door was immediately shut once we walked in. Suddenly four white crystal things were shot at me, making me fly and hit the wall. My legs and arms were trapped in the crystals and I could only see Nathan aim his gun. Nathan then saw a figure approach him; it was Mikey. "Long time no see Mr. ADHD" Mikey said. "I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT!" Nathan roared as he turned the safety off his Luger. "I'm not the one killing you, my new friend is" Mikey said as he walked to the side of wall and called out his friends name.
"Oh Red!" Mikey called. Nathan then saw two yellow eyes coming out of the darkness, he also heard some titan snarl coming his way.
The minute the figure came out, my mouth fell wide open in deep shock. "Is that…..him?" I thought. "Nathan, meet Destoroyah" Mikey smiled. "Oh Bri'ish" Nathan said as Destoroyah walked up to him and made Nathan put the gun barrel to Destoroyah's head. "Do it" Destoroyah said. Nathan was too squeamish to pull the trigger because he thought that it would be no use against Destoroyah so he then fainted. "Pathetic" Destoroyah said as he looked down on Nathan. The white crystals then disappeared and made me fall of the wall. Destoroyah then walked over to me and once he stopped, he stared at me like I was his new enemy. "Sweet baby Jesus, you're big" I said. "I know, I found him locked up in some ancient temple in the hollow earth" Mikey said as he walked up to us. "How the f**k did you even get outta the Hollow Earth?" I asked as Destoroyah grabbed me by my neck and lifted me up. "When was the last time I felt human skin?" Destoroyah asked. "Probably before the time when you got defeated you little b***h" I chocked.
Destoroyah squeezed my neck harder, believe me, his strength was ever worse than the Kings strength, in fact it was like Godzillas and Guys strength combined. "Put him down Red" Mikey said as Destoroyah took his hands off me. I then kneeled on the ground and put my hand around my neck while panting. "[pants]….two questions, who told you about my job and where did those white crystal come from?" I asked. "Let me introduce you to two of my new friends that told me everything" Mikey said as he introduced me to two of the Foundations most well-known Keter class anomalies, SCP-035 (The Possessive mask) and SCP-106 (The Old-Man).
"035 you s**thead!" I yelled. "Michael had the best offer for me Kirby, he offered me my own private island and an unlimited supply of money" 035 said. "I don't give a hundred billion flying f**ks, you're a s**thead, AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A S*THEAD. All you ever do is sit in your containment cell without a host like a lazy b*****d" I yelled. "But what about Liam?" Mikey asked. "Larry….it's Larry" I growled as I turned to Larry (SCP-106). Larry was 106's real name, he was once a soldier in World War one, which gave him the nickname of the Old man since he's estimated to be around over a hundred years old.
"C'mon Larry, are you really wasting your time with this eejit?" I asked. "He promised me he'd bring back Charlotte" Larry said, he sounded a lot like Willem Defoe (Green Goblin), and he also missed his wife Charlotte a lot. "And what's with the white crystals?" I asked as I got kicked across the head. Another person then picked me up by my hood and stared at me. It was another SpaceGodzilla but this one had white crystals while the old one had yellow crystals and his horn was orange while the old one had a yellow horn. "Did Mikey find a way to resurrect you?" I asked. "It's about time I get the chance to smash you" SpaceGodzilla said in a deep voice.
"Not now Eddie" Mikey said. I quickly turned my head over to Mikey in suspense. "Eddie?!" I shrieked in confusion. Nathan then woke up but he was still lying on the ground. "What did I miss?" Nathan asked as another human titan stabbed a knife into the ground right beside Nathan.
It was Gigan, but this one was way different because he had black hair, black skin, retractable chainsaw arms and dark armour while the old one was way different.
"Gigan?!" Nathan gasped. Gigan then got on his knees and licked Nathan across his face with his snake like tongue. "Look who's down there now Mr. ADHD" Gigan said in some weird monster voice. "You were killed, I saw it" Nathan said. "Jay-Jay, don't go hard on him" Mikey smiled. Nathan then quickly turned his head over to Mikey. "Jay?!" Nathan shrieked in confusion. "That's right Nate, you may think Mikey didn't care about us when he escaped but he freed us with the other Ghidorah" Jay said. "But the how the hell did you end up being titans?" I asked. Eddie then showed me SpaceGodzilla's old Titan crystal, and the same went for Jay. Mikey confirmed that Ghidorah, Gigan and SpaceGodzilla passed on their Titan Crystals to Mikey and his friends after they were defeated.
"Ooohhhh, now it makes sense" Nathan smiled in relief. "I know" Jay said as he shoved his face into Nathans space. Nathan then spat in Jays mouth and he quickly jumped back. "You think a lizard tongue scares me, nothing scares me, even the red thing even though he made me faint" Nathan said as he heard Destoroyah's roar. The roar echoed across the facility and Nathan was speechless for a moment. "Oh" Nathan said as we watched all Mikeys crew leave the facility. I was free from Eddie and I quickly ran over to Nathan. "Our lives are over" he said. "And Guy will go full rage mode once hears about this" I said as I helped Nathan got back on his legs.
We then cycled back to the Titan region and saw Godzilla standing beside Guy, who had his face shoved into a box of Cocaine that said, "Sweet Dreams".
"What happened?" Godzilla asked. Me and Nathan then stared at each other in deep worry. "Uhh….my king, please promise that you won't get mad at us when we say this" Nathan said. "What is it?" Godzilla asked. "Well when we went to Site-84, Mikey teamed up with Destoroyah and it turns out that Destoroyah is alive and Jay and Eddie are in the forms of Gigan and SpaceGodzilla and now he knows literally everything about the Foundation" I smiled.
Guy slowly lifted his head out of the box and it turned out that he wasn't wearing his glasses, which meant that he was having a cocaine party with a naked face. Guy then got out his iPad and pressed the voice button on it. "What the f**k did you just say about Mikey?" Guy asked. "We said that Mikey is friends with Destoroyah and he now knows about the Foundation thanks to 035" I said. Guy then dropped the box and stared at us; he looked like he came out of the Vietnam war. He then did his inhuman scream and opened his mouth full, he then ran straight to the Gas Station Garage and started to destroy it with his bare hands. Nathan then decided to call the O5 Council and let's just say that they weren't pleased. "Hey O5, remember Mikey Miller…..yeah about him, we have a little problem. You see, SCP-035 and 106 breached containment and once they met Mikey they…..told him everything about the Foundation" Nathan said. The O5 immediately hung up and Nathan just sighed and put his phone away. "This truly is our darkest our" Nathan sighed.
Guy then returned to us and said that Mikey had truly f**ked up our lives. "That stupid b*****d has really done it this time" I said. "What the hell are we gonna do?" Nathan asked. "Initiate Operation Doomsday…where's 173?" Guy asked. "Don't worry, at least Mikey doesn't know about Peanut" I said. Godzilla then walked up to us and asked if Destoroyah hurt us. "Well not really, he just forced me to put the barrel of my Luger right up to his head just to scare me" Nathan said. "We need to hide my family" Godzilla said. "Well Destoroyah might as well know about your family already, so I think it's time for….all-out war" I suggested. Guy then did his inhuman scream and pulled off his shirt, meaning that the old SCP-096 was back for terror.
"If only Makuma was here, we'd all be fine" Nathan said. "Oh yeah, and one more thing, the reason why Godzilla said that Makuma killed everyone's family was that Godzillas parents forced him to hate Makuma because his parents abused Makuma" I said. Nathan and Guy then looked at Godzilla in disbelief. "Now seriously, what the f**k?" Nathan asked. "They always thought that Makuma was a coward" Godzilla said.