Pokemon emerald a page at a time

by Eggy-boy

an absurdist pokemon fic, from old internet humor to video game logic and a mess of angry characters, wild pokemon, and terrifying situations we find them suck in, join berry and sunny, as they rampage through their world with passion and angst.

28. 35- berry get out of the spotlight

here we have nina, one high class pokeon breeder, known for her ability to breed the pokemon in her care to meet the very specific requests of her customers.

Through this Sunnys family had wealth, and a lot of business form all over, people would always try and abuse the powers she could potentially bring into the world

Today however, we focused on sunny, who had thrown herself out of bed, lading face first on the floor the second she smelt breakfast. Then she had thrown herself down the stairs, giving her even more brain damage than ever thought possible before..

She creeked and stretched, yawing, looking for the words that would get the food in bmheroth as fast as possible.

"FEED ME, FEED ME," the other kids chanted, banging they're plates and the table,

"PANKACES," Sunny yelled.

"Don't you want anything else, you eat pancakes every morning I swear-"

"Free me from this pain,"

"Sunny, you're five, what are you On,"

" 35 million people in the U.S. are hungry or don't know where their next meal is coming from, and 13 million of them are children, and yet, you deny me my pancakes,"

Momma sat in the corner drunk, she's been like that for weeks ever since they're dad ran off to be a fucking criminal.

Sunny started scarfing down food the second it was in front of her, and the other kids commented.

"She really has no manners, and no taste, right," said one of her many cousins

" Yeah, she eats nothing but garbage and sweets, I don't know how she does it," another chimed in.

"Maybe it's all those times you've thrown yourself down those stairs," her sister came back in, more food in hand and pinching Sunnys little cheek, getting no reaction out of the baby.

Or so she thought.

Sunny, as we know her, is kind of a dunderhead, but as a baby, shed always wait for the best time to strike if she was upset about something, so right before she went to school that day, she raided her family's rooms, drawers and stuff for something interesting.

"Show and tell is today," she thought to herself, " I know my family's got something good around here,"

Then she found a Pokemon egg, in her sister's room, incubating for some damn reason.

"Doesn't she have a lab for this, or some special place to keep this safe? The reader thought, bc sunny would never have a complex thought like that.

She took it, and shoved it in her backpack, show and tell was gonna be killer today