This is gonna be a chat fic chapter cuz I wanna try smt new
-- Texting Duncan --
Heav_1: [Sends a picture of lizard poop on the floor]
gojumpmf: way to ruin my apetite
there was actually good food this time
Heav_1: ur fugly lizard took a dump next to my bed
clean it
gojumpmf: that aint mine
Heav_1: oh pls who else in pathetic enough to have a lizard as a pet? its urs
gojumpmf: bro
thats gwens
Heav_1: ofcourse it is
not only r u guys freaks
u both collect dumb pets tgt
gojumpmf: dont u dare call scruffy dumb
Heav_1: or what?
gojumpmf: Ill tell G ab ur little glitter collection
oh she would ruin u if she found out
Heav_1: DONT
gojumpmf: or what ;)
Heav_1: js give me her number
gojumpmf: wtv
Heav_1: wannabe ass punk
gojumpmf: bald ass b
itch
Heav_1: kys
im gonna murder u
that was all gothies fault
gojumpmf: hah that was a fun day L:
{Heav_1 deleted gojumpmf's contact}
-- Texting Gwen --
Heav_1: [Again, sends a picture of lizard poop on the floor]
ur stupid thing to a dump
gwennnn: ew ok
Heav_1: wdym ok? clean it up
gwennnn: dude
im in a class
stfu
Heav_1: excuse me
the poop is next to MY bed and the smell is horrendous
if u cant even take care of it whyd u even get one
gwennnn: well do u wanna clean it up
Heav_1: as if
gwennnn: then wait
Heav_1: im not waiting with lizard dung next to my bed
gwennnn: clean it or leave it
idfc
it doesnt even smell
Heav_1: im gonna die from the stench
gwennnn: good.
Heav_1: clean it up. IMMEDIATELY.
it's so bad :C
gwennnn: who even gave u my number
Heav_1: ur bf did
DUHidiot
gwennnn: ofc he did :P
Heav_1: tell him to fix this the second he comes back
[Sends picture of the couch which had Duncan's clothes sprawled out everywhere]
gwennnn: why cant u do it urself
he says u can do it if u want to but hes not gonna clean it
Heav_1: that little rat
tell him that if he doesnt im chucking them out
gwennnn: talkto him urself
Heav_1: cant
deleted it
gwennnn: ykw fine
hold on
here
-- New Group Chat --
{Heav_1 created a new group chat consisting of Heav_1, gwennnn, gojumpmf}
gwennnn: whyd u make a gc
Heav_1: so i can just send it here
gwennnn: ok bummer
but im in fricking class rn
js tell me once i come back
Heav_1: im not waiting an hour for ur lizard poop to get cleaned up
gwennnn: well what else r u gonna do?
wait
Heav_1: [Sends a picture of lizard poop on the floor]
u think I can wait?
gwennnn: CLEAN IT
Heav_1: no way
it's next to my bed so fix it
gwennnn: i think u mean MY bed
Heav_1: i think from what duncan said
WE"RE SHARING
gwennnn: whatevef
it doesnt kill u to clean a little poop for once heather
Heav_1: oh but it does
gwennnn: that sucks
Heav_1: u 2 are so irresponsible
who lives like this? Clothes and lizard dump everywhere? u guys are LUCKY im here
gwennnn: im sure we are -_-
Heav_1: sarcasm isnt gonna clean up lizard poop hunny
gwennnn: crazy
{gojumpmf changed the group name to Duncan is extremely hot and sexy}
gojumpmf: hm
nice name
Heav_1: absolutely not
gwennnn: cocky much?
I had too much fun in this one