Hey, if you are reading this then I just want to say thank you so much, please feel free to comment on this even if it is just to criticize me, because it makes all the difference to me. If you have any ideas about stuff they could do on their ten-week journey to Italy, please let me know, Pigwidgeon and I can't do this all by our self. If you have any questions, I can answer them in the next chapter. Thanks again for reading! (post #killer tuna jump)
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"Good morning! Let's make it shine in here!" Tori Vega's voice filled the room as she flung open the curtains and pulled both blankets of the two sleeping girls in the room. Cat sat up rubbing her eyes, and for a split second seemed to look at Tori almost sorrowfully as if she knew Tori was going to regret doing that. On the other bed, still asleep, Sam Puckett swung her legs over the side of her bed, one hand reaching to the floor beneath her bed, picking up a suspiciously heavy looking sock. Eye's still shut, she let out a battle cry running at Tori, sock swinging in her hand. As Tori let out a shriek of terror, Cat launched herself of her bed onto Sam's back, hanging on for dear life yelling "Think of better times Sam, better times like when you got to beat up that MMA fighter in the octagon, or when you got to eat a whole tuba chicken while I was laying on the floor unconscious from where Goomer had hit me with a chicken puck!" Sam froze, eyes firmly closed, and began to chuckle. She let go of Tori, who looked like she had just been attacked by a pack of wolves, ran over to Cat's bed terrified. Sam slowly sank to the floor clutching her butter sock, Cat still attached to her back laughing hard. She opened one eye and stopped laughing abruptly
"Vega" she said calmly "How many times have I told you not to wake me up like that?"
"Well, we've been here 10 days, so 10?" Tori ventured
"Geez, Cat only took 2 days when I moved in with her!" Sam groaned
"You never attacked me before though" Tori said quickly as Cat finally released her hold on Sam and lay on the floor panting
Sam slowly spun her head round to face Tori "Are you complaining about that?"
"No!" Tori said quickly, "I just wanted to say breakfast is ready" And with that she ran out of the room
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"I wish something exiting would happen" Sam groaned watching the water rippling many feet below her as she stood on the deck of the cargo ship. It was now 3 in the afternoon and her and Cat were watching the water hoping to see dolphins
"Like finding a mermaid!" Cat said excitedly from next to her
"Sure Cat," Sam said sarcastically "like finding a mermaid"
"Hey guys," Tori said walking up to them "Beck says that he can see something off the port hand side"
"God Vega, please use English" Sam moaned at her
"The left of the boat" Tori muttered before firing up "And how come you call me Vega as well?"
"Me and jade are good friends, and good friends pick up each other's habits" Sam grinned at her "Don't worry, it's nothing personal about you"
"OMG!" Cat cried suddenly "Look! A mini floating house!" And sure enough, a small floating house could just be seen through the dust from the fallen buildings.
"That's not a house..." Tori stared slowly
"That's a chicken coop!" Sam finished excitedly "Come on guys we need to grab it! The chickens inside might be good for eating!"
"Sam!" Cat scolded "We can't eat floating chickens; we must keep them as pets!"
"Ewww, we are doing neither of those things" Tori said firmly "We will leave them floating in their coop"
"But they might die!" Cat complained. Unnoticed by either of the girls, who were now arguing about how long chickens could live without eating, the chicken coop had reached the side of the boat. Grabbing a lifebelt, Sam chucked it over the roof of the coop and started pulling it in. When it was close enough, she tied the rope to the railing and started climbing down the metal ladder on the slide of the boat. Finally realizing what she was doing, Cat and Tori began to yell at her to come back up. Sam ignored them, stretching out, till she could touch the ring round the coop. Dragging it back to her she peered inside, grinned, and held up ten fingers to the watching girls. Then she began pulling them out and stuffing them down her jumper and under her arms. Deciding to take two at a time, she began the long climb back up, shoved the chickens in Cat's arms and went back down. She repeated this until all the chickens were up, and you could barely see Cat under all the feathers.
"What on earth our we gonna do with these!" Tori cried in distress
"Cat can keep one as a pet and me and Jade will boil the other ones up to make soup" Sam said licking her lips
"Kay, kay" Cat grinned, giving 9 of the chickens to Sam "I'm gonna name you Sir Clucks-alot, or maybe Henny-Penny" and with that she skipped of towards her cabin
"She is pretty special isn't she" Sam said watching her go
"Yeah, she is" Tori agreed nodding her head
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"Freddieeeeeee" a distressed Cat cried running through the hallways screaming at the top of her voice. A door in front of her flew open and she ran right into somebody walking out of it "Oof" she puffed picking herself up of the floor
"Sorry Cat" Freddie said picking himself up as well "I heard you calling me"
"Oh yeah" Cat's eyes suddenly filled with tears "Sam and Jade are trying to eat the chickens and I don't want them to die" she burst in tears in front of a perplexed Freddie. After ten minutes, Freddie managed to calm her down enough to explain what had happened
"There is bound to be some chicken in the fridge, why don't we give them that, and you can keep the live chickens" Freddie suggested
"That could work" Cat sniffed, rubbing her eyes dry "But where would I keep them?"
"Well, we're on a cargo boat, so maybe you could put them in an empty cargo box?"
"You are so smart! I'll do it now" And with that she ran off to find Sam and Jade, leaving Freddie shaking his head smiling
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"Here's some chicken soup" Jade said, slamming a large pot on the table which everyone was sitting around "If you want to know where the chickens came from ask Puckett" she added, spooning soup into nine bowls. Cat gave a little gasp and hugged her new chicken close to her chest.
"What if we are a vegetarian?" Trina called, eying the soup
"You can have some of this bread" Jade told her "Or you can have some chicken"
"I'll take the bread" Trina said cheerfully, munching on a piece
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"Caaaaattttt" Sam called to her roommate
"Saaaaammmmm" she called back
"Is there any food?"
"I think there's one bowl of soup left"
"Brillant" she said waking to the door "See ya later Cat" As she walked towards the kitchen, Sam had a feeling that she was being watched. Turning quickly, she scanned the hall way but couldn't see anyone. Shaking off the feeling, she continued to the kitchen and looked for the last bowl of soup. Frowning she checked the ships mini fridge. Hold on Sam thought There's food missing. Someone has been stealing food from in here! Having a stroke of brilliance, Sam checked the cupboards to see whether the bowl had been put away. It had. It lay on the shelf, clean as could be, and empty. Suddenly, she felt a pair of eyes on her back and spun around. The cabin was empty. "I've gotta find Freddie" Sam said out loud, eyes flickering round the room trying to find more things out of place. Had they all tucked their chairs in after dinner? Who had shut the small window? And who had eaten the soup. With one last look at the room, Sam hurtled out to find Freddie
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"There's someone else on this boat" Sam said coming up behind Freddie, making him jump in fright
"What are you on about?" Freddie said turning around
"Someone is watching me, I know it!" Sam whispered peering over her shoulder
"Sam, I'm not gullible anymore" Freddie smiled
"I'm not kidding, they ate the last bowl of soup as well!" Sam said indignantly "Just please help me catch them"
"Catch who, Mr Air?" Freddie started laughing at his not very funny joke
"Freddie when do I come to you for help?" Sam asked reasonably
"You did when Missy was trying to get rid of you!" Freddie said
"And I was right then wasn't I?" Sam pointed out before walking off, leaving Freddie feeling like he just made a big mistake
Hi, this chapter is a bit shorter than the first, cause I couldn't think of as many idea's, review if you have any, and who do you think is the person watching Sam?. Also, I don't know if Trina is a vegetarian, but I'm pretty sure Daniella Monet is so I am using it in the story. Special thanks to "Benny V. In Seattle" for reviewing my first chapter. I will hopefully be updating every Saturday, so please check it out then. Pigwideon says hiiiiiiiiiiiiii P.S she also says if you don't like Harry Potter something is wrong with you. (Don't get offended if you don't like it)