Alright, so I lost my cheating muse! Don't blame me! . Enjoy this funny little chapter until he returns.
"Alright everybody! That's a wrap!" Jasper and Lilith pull away from each other for a moment, to breathe a sigh of relief for a minute while Alexanzondria falls to the floor, sighing. "I give up!" She cries, covering her head with her hands.
"What is wrong with her?" Emmett asks as he and Rosalie join the other two.
"I heard her muse is cheating in her with a Lord of the Rings fic." Lilith answers.
"That's not very nice." A new voice joins them, causing Alexanzondria to look up, pointing her fingers at the young woman joining them.
"YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YET!" She shouts.
"I know, I don't come in until-" Alice smacks her hands around the young woman's mouth as Jasper, Lilith, Rosalie, and Emmett all shush her.
"Don't spoil it!" Lily shouts, taking her blonde wig off to let her long black hair down, which Jasper strokes lovingly.
"I miss looking at this hair." He leans down, pressing a kiss to her cheek, causing a giant blush to blossom across her face, the actual romance between Lily and Jasper is new, and difficult with all the other stories he's in, even though Lilith is also Lex, just in different ways of acting.
"YOU ALL SUCK AT YOUR LINES!" Alexanzondria cries as she jumps to her feet, running out.
"You know, it wasn't very nice of her muse to go off on such a tangent of other stories, you know?" The mysterious young woman says.
"I agree." Mumbles Lily, who is currently stuffing her face with cheesy poofs from the snack table. "At least Alexanzondria is nice enough tp supply us with food, I don't think many others would do that."
"I GOT IT!" Alexanzondria suddenly runs out. "PLACES! QUICKLY! QUICKLY!" Everyone runs to their places, and Alexanzondria picks up her pen.
Standing in the barren field, Jasper and Lily are speaking in hushed voices when suddenly a man in a suit mechanical suit comes crashing to the ground, A blonde giant with a hammer, and few other super heroes enter, and- "CUT!" Alexanzondria suddenly throws her pen.
"WHO YELLED CUT!?" She demands, Tony Stark flips open his helmet.
"I did! I'm not going to be in some sparkly vampire story, with whiney cry babies!" He states.
"And, I'm not too sure I'm comfortable with the fact that you want me to fight an immortal for a girl, no offense Lily." Steve Rogers speaks up.
"None taken." The girl breathlessly says, looking down at her boots.
"FINE!" Alexanzondria storms out once more, sobbing as the Avengers all quickly leave, Emmett and Rosalie, Alice, and Bella all come in, Edward on Bella's tail.
"Ya know, this story seems a bit better than the last one, where you were Lex." Edward states.
"You hate me in this one." Lily points out.
"True, but that's only until-"
"SHHHHHH! Spoilers!" River Song suddenly says, popping her head in, then leaves, causing Emmett to stare.
"Who was that?" He asks in confusion.
"Em, one of these days, we really have to educate you on Doctor Who." Lily says.
"Hi guys!" A quiet girl says, walking in.
"Noelle!" Emmett sweeps her up into a hug.
"Aren't you supposed to be in your story currently?" Lily asks.
"That train wreck? Paisley is driving me nuts with practicing her big scene." Noelle answers.
"How is everything going in Winter Heart?" Rosalie asks.
"Like I said it's a train wreck." Noelle answers, still dangling from Emmett's arms. "I know that I smell like a Christmas cookie and Paisley, but PUT ME DOWN!" Emmett drops the girl on her feet.
"PLACES!" Alexanzondria runs in once more, causing everyone to sigh.
"Finally, we might get somewhere!" Bella cries as Alexanzondria picks up her pen once more.
Jasper stares at Lily, who is dressed in drag. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GOING UNDERCOVER FOR THE FBI?!" Jasper yells.
"Well, it was originally Doctor Reid's idea, to get closer to the unsubs' MO, and stop him from- I'M SORRY, CUT!" Lily shouts causing Alexanzondria to crumple to the floor sobbing. "Now we're going with Criminal Minds?!" Lilith asks, pulling the baseball cap off her head.
"I'M SORRY!" Alexanzondria sobs, crawling out the room once more.
"Someone CLEARLY needs to find her muse, and have a chat with him." Alice snaps, enter the room with Bella and Edward in tow, Jennifer and Garrett enter as well.
"You two need to stop going everywhere together! You don't even like each other!" Lily sighs.
"It's not matter of liking Blondie here," Garrett states.
"It's a matter of our impending romance," Jennifer answers, shooting Jasper a wink.
"Oi! Mine!" Lily wraps her arms around her boyfriend's waist. "Find your own!"
"Oh well! My love shall have to find a new!" Jennifer sighs dramatically.
"And your impending romance will never happen at this rate, because of Alexanzondria's cheating muse." Bella states.
"Honestly, thank God!" Garrett growls.
"No. No! Not thank God!" Alexanzondria cries, waddling in. "I need to write this chapter! It needs to be done! Even if I'm writing this left handed because of my screwed up arm!"
"Not to meant, you have Noelle's story to publish before Christmas on Archive of Our Own, and you and I's story." Garrett growls at her, flirtatiously.
"WE DON'T HAVE A STORY!" Alexanzondria shouts, causing them all to stare. "AND AT THIS RATE! NOBODY WILL!" She crawls under the tables snack table, and curls into a ball.
"Okay! THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO FIND THIS MUSE OF HER'S AND GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY-" A soft knock cuts Rosalie off, who had suddenly appeared with the rest of the Cullen's, she turns to find a gorgeous man, tall, with dark hair, a chiseled jaw, and bright green eyes.
"Hi, is Alexanzondria here?" He asks.
"Um... Uh huh!" Lily suddenly has a heavy tongue, so she points to the table, where he looks, before striding across the room on long legs as all the women stare, even Alice. He stoops down, lifting the tarp to show the sobbing writer, and he sighs.
"Alexanzondria?" He asks.
"ED!" She launches herself at him, everyone thinks they're going to hug, only for her to straddle him, hands wrapped around his throat. "YOU CHEATING BASTARD OF A MUSE! I WILL KILL YOU!" She shouts, suddenly Garrett and Emmett have to tag team her, to get him off, the Muse just lays there, not caring.
"I'm back, are I not?" He asks, finally sitting us, seemingly perfectly fine, despite the red hand prints around his neck, he takes a hand through his dark hair, and stands as Alexanzondria escapes Emmett and Garrett's grasp, launching herself at the Muse once more, but he stoops down, picking her up at the knees, and throws her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. "Pray forgive me, but I must steal your writer for a while. She will be back after her tantrum." He walks out, leaving a gobsmacked group behind them, Alexanzondria pounding on his back all the while, and screaming for him to put her down.
"That... is her muse?" Alice asks.
"I am so freaking surprised!" Lily says.
"He's hot!" Bella comments, the men all roll their eyes, and Lily turns to her dressing room.
"Excuse me while I go change out of this drag." She closes the door behind her, while Jasper leans against the side of it, and Noelle suddenly enters.
"What did I miss?" She asks, Emmett stares at her as he answers, face deadpan serious.
"A lot." She nods with a hum.
"I see." She answers sarcastically.
"The Muse is sexy!" Rosalie says.
"Ah! So you guys met Ed." Noelle comments. "Yeah, that's not his really name, it's his Muse name. His really name is Elliot. He ad I are kinda a thing." Noelle laughs. "In my dreams at least."
"I was about to be SO jealous of you!" Esme chirps.
"Esme!" She looks at her husband.
"Sorry dear, he is cute!" She states, and he sighs as Lily joins them again.
"Are they back yet?" She asks.
"Nope." Noelle says.
"So, are you guys excited for the Pixie to come in in chapter-"
"ZZZZ!" Jasper buzzes at Edward.
"NO SPOILERS!" The entire group shouts.
"I'VE FINALLY GOT IT! LET'S DO THIS!" Alexanzondria runs in, all traces of her panic attacks are gone, and she looks refreshed as she picks up her pen once more, pressing it onto the paper.
Standing on my front porch, I look back at Jasper, who is on my steps, waiting for me to go inside.
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