"Last time on Total Drama Island… Both teams set out on a canoe trip to the deadly island getaway known as Boney Island! Leshawna made a ridiculous amount of deals during the challenge with the likes of Scott and Marilyn. There were winners. And there were losers. Also known as, The Gophers. The last marshmallow was set to go to either Tem or Scarlett, but Brick, the swing vote last night, decided his new found friend's opinions were better, and chose Scarlett over Tem! Katie and Jackson were smart in leaving the Boney Island statue behind, avoiding a possible constant losing streak. I mean, who'd be that dumb, right? With the Gophers divided, anything is set to happen! What's next? Find out on this episode of Total Drama Island!
Early in the morning, Dakota walked out of the intern's quarters looking rather worse for wear. Her hair was a bit scraggly, and what little makeup she had was far from perfect. She put a pretty face on her as she realized she was being filmed, but that soon dropped as she ran into the outhouse confessional.
Confessional, Dakota
I HATE CHRIS! Like seriously, me, an intern? Puh-LEASE. I'm far too rich for manual labor, I am the Dakota Milton, and I deserve to be treated as such. Like, having me clean out the toilets?! They're SO disgusting, it's not even funny. And don't even get me started on dishwashing duty. We need to stop calling that slop Chef serves us food, because food is something you can eat without the need for emergency services!
As Dakota sauntered out of the outhouse confessional she found herself losing her balance, face-planting into the ground, leaving her pretty face dirtied and her spirit sullied.
Over at the Bass side of camp, Courtney's daily scheduling routine was interrupted by an "unexpected" visitor.
"Writin' your will, Princess?" chimed Duncan. "Don't rush yourself, babe, I'm sure you'll be lasting at least a couple more rounds."
"Go ahead and laugh it up, Duncan," spat Courtney, shoving her handiwork in the delinquent's face. "I am formulating a strategy. We're on a winning streak now and we've got to capitalize."
"Ahh, you wanna talk strategy, do ya?" Duncan seemed to gaze over his shoulders to make sure no one was looking their way, then: "Alright, today I'll bite. Who're you thinkin'?"
"Cameron," replied Courtney, seemingly hiding excitement. "The kid is weak, but he's slowly forming bonds with everyone here. I think we need to make a move on him now, before it's too late."
Duncan cracked a smile. "Jump the little guy? That's dirty. You could count me in, but I'm sorta kinda itchin' to vote off one of those nice girls. Don't Cha think they're a bit dangerous in the long run?"
"Two things," rang Courtney in response. "The first. None are likely our best player physically or mentally, but in comparison to Bubble Boy, anybody seems like the physical MVP. Second. Katie and Zoey are glowing targets later, Cameron is not. He may not know it, but Cameron's far better at making friends than most-especially a lone bird delinquent like you- realize. And a kid with a lot of friends, in this game, is a dangerous kid."
"Cam. Dangerous," Duncan chuckled to himself. When met with Courtney's murderous gaze, he stated, "Don't worry, don't worry. I know what you're saying. Fine. But the next chance I get, one of them is goin' vamoose."
Duncan offered a shake in agreement with that same tough guy smirk. Courtney, doing all in her power to hide a smile in return, accepted it. Offer made, offer taken.
Confessional, Duncan
Save Scott, I don't intend to put a lot of trust into anybody on this island. But Courtney? C'mon. She's into me.
Confessional, Courtney
Duncan and me? Noooo. Hard pass on the jailbird. Ixnay on the uncan-Day. I have no idea what would give that indication. Not in a million years. No. Absolutely not. Never. Can not, should not, won't… not… WILL not happen.
Confessional, Duncan
SO into me.
"Welcome Campers, to the top twenty!" Chris announced as the two teams of ten lined up in front of the host. "Today's challenge is one of stealth. We split your teams in half. Some of you will be the hunters and others will be the hunted. The hunters will have these snazzy camo hats and glasses," said Chris, gesturing to a pile of snazzy camo hats and glasses.
"The hunted," he continued, "will be deer. You'll have these antlers and fluffy tails," Chris laughed, gesturing to a pile of antlers and fluffy tails. "Here are the teams. The Gopher Hunters are Brick, Ryan, Trent, Jasmine, and Sky. And the deer are Scarlett, Beth, Sammy, Dave, and Shawn. The Bass Hunters are Jackson, Katie, Cameron, Zoey, and Scott, while the deer are Leshawna, Heather, Duncan, Courtney, Marilyn."
"Are you serious?" Duncan complained. "I'm not a deer!"
"If you drop out of the challenge, it's an instant disqualification for you and your team." Chris's smile took a turn for the threatening. "You sure you want to do that, compadre?"
"Stupid show. Stupid Chris. Stupid everything," Duncan grumbled to himself.
"Anyways!" chimed Chris. "To the forest. The deer will have a five minute head start before the hunters will be released."
Confessional, Shawn
Stupid costumes aside, my zombie training should give me a massive edge in this challenge. I've trained myself to be able to not make a sound at all.
As the teams walked to the forest, they discussed their gameplans for hunting deer.
"So?" asked Ryan. "What's our gameplan?"
"Let's split off into two groups," suggested Brick. "It's a happy medium between being tougher to track and not getting lost."
"So who goes with who?" Sky asked, looking between her teammates.
"How 'bout dudes and chicks?" suggested Trent. "Me, Ryan, Brick. You and Jasmine?"
"Sounds good to me mate," Jasmine agreed. "Know of any good places?" Jasmine asked Sky as they walked off.
Confessional, Brick
This challenge is going to be a barrel and a half of fun! Back home I was the second in command for my paintball platoon and we brought home the rhodium!
Confessional, Trent
I'd rather spend time with the guys anyways… but hey I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least thinking about making sure Jasmine couldn't win Brick over.
Confessional, Sky
After yesterday, this is a must win challenge. As a gymnast, failure and losing is something I rarely ever tolerate within myself. We gotta win today!
The Bass, on the other side of the pond, were having a very similar conversation as they strolled through the forest.
"We need to be in groups. It's the best course of action," Jackson suggested, looking to Katie for some help.
"Yeah, yeah!" mused Katie. "A happy medium between-"
"Woah woah woah." Interrupted Scott. "Who died and made you in charge. If we split up then we cover more ground."
"But…" Jackson countered. "If we all split up, the likelihood of somebody getting lost goes way up."
"Only if you're dumb," jumped Scott in return. "In groups we move clunky. When you're hunting on your own, there's no extra weight to keep you from reaching your target."
"Well, how 'bout you can go by yourself," compromised Zoey, "and us extra weights will split up by two's."
Scott harrumphed and stormed off. "Fine by me. But don't come crying to me when you can't keep up with the competition!
Confessional, Zoey
That Scott, one moment we're having a bonding moment over fish, the next he's being incredibly rude… I don't think he's exactly wrong, but Jackson and Katie didn't say anything bad either.
Confessional, Jackson
(He takes out a small notebook and scribbles something down) I did not think rural farmers would be on my list of stereotypical early deaths, but here we are.
Confessional, Scott
Not my brightest moment… but I'm still right. As my papi always said, stand behind what you believe in with conviction! Even if it's a lie… that last part is my own personal touch.
The two teams arrived at the forest, and on a count of three, Chris planned on giving the deer a five minute headstart. "THREE. TWO. ONE. GO!" After a dull period, he decided they'd had enough time, and with another "THREE. TWO. ONE. GO!'' The hunters were off!
Confessional, Ryan
Trent and I were on TWO missions in this challenge. One, hunt deer and win. And win over Brick completely. And honestly I'd rather win over Boot Camp.
"So… what do you guys plan to do with the money if you win?" Ryan asked, trying to start a conversation with Brick, lightening the mood a little.
"I want to invest it in my music career personally," Trent said with a shrug.
"That's cool man. Are you going to try and start it on Youtube or something?" Ryan asked his friend, keeping an eye out for any deer.
"I don't really know. Like, I think Youtube is a good way to grow. But I know other artists have a stain on their name because they came from Soundcloud or Youtube," Trent explained. "Like it's just hard to shake a label you know."
"I mean you don't need to be like Justin Bieber. You can capitalize on any social media, it doesn't need to be long. That Sean… Sean Mendez? That Sean Mendez guy did it with what? Six seconds?."
"Yeah, I guess that's true…. What about you Brick?" Trent asked, switching the subject.
"Uh…" Brick started sweating. "Serve in the army, die in the army. All there is to it." He laughed awkwardly. "Uh… Sir."
"Oh come on, now," piped up Trent, almost disappointed. "There must be something else."
"Well… there is-" Brick caught himself. "Apologies, it is… uh… embarrassing, sir."
"Enough of that sir crap, Brick!" exclaimed Ryan. "I'm not your drill sergeant," He chuckled.
"Right. Ryan..." He inhaled. He fiddled with his paintball gun.
Finally... "Well… I've always had an affinity for fashion."
"Really?" stated Ryan. " I honestly wouldn't expect that out of you."
"No one ever does!" laughed Brick with a wide look in his eyes.. "I know, winning the cash and going to school is a bit… per the norm…"
"Nah, man!" said Trent. "You're breaking convention. That's cool."
Brick looked surprised. "It is?"
"Totally," said Trent. "Do what works for you! "
"What about you Ryan?" Brick asked.
"Well I honestly don't know yet. I'll probably save. Pay for college, pay off some of my family's debt. But that's my immediate plan."
"Pretty simple. There's nothing wrong with that," Brick offered.
"Yeah. At least you aren't like Izzy who would probably buy a bunch of explosives and hold a small town in the Yukon hostage" Trent offered, earning a chuckle from the other two boys..
"Who knows," Ryan mused. "Maybe we should come up with a name for this alliance."
"Sounds good, but any suggestions?" Trent questioned.
"Hmm… I don't know, Triple Threat?" Brick offered.
"I don't know. That's been done before. Maybe Three Amigos?" Trent suggested.
"Three Amigos are cool. Cause I mean we are Three Amigos." Brick agreed.
"Very true. So it's settled, we're the Three Amigos." Ryan summarized.
The camera zoomed out from the boys' conversation to show another figure in the woods encroaching quickly within the domain of the newly formed Three Amigos. They backed away only to trip and involuntarily let out a shriek.
"Hey wait. Isn't that Marilyn?" Brick asked, pointing in the fallen figure's direction.
"Yeah it is. I'll go right, Trent left, Brick down the middle?" Ryan offered.
"Yep, that sounds good." Brick said. "Thirty paces, then fire."
The three boys split off with the plan in mind. Marilyn quickened her pace as her intuition started to peak. She started to sprint while the boys started to enact their plan. Trent fired the first shot but whiffed over the jock's shoulder.
Ryan jumped in front of Marilyn as Marilyn suddenly did a backbend. The shot soared over her head while she recovered, folding into what looked like an action hero's pose.
When Marilyn stood up, it was over. Brick held his gun sheepishly as the camera followed the muzzle's angle. A green blob was on Marilyn's shoulder.
"Dang it!" She yelled out in anger.
"Sorry ma'am, just doing our job," Brick apologized.
"It's cool Brick. I was just hoping to do better," Marilyn replied, as she began her long walk back to the main camp.
"See you around Marilyn," Ryan waved off.
Confessional, Ryan
I like Brick. I think he's a great guy. So talking with him today was both great for the soul and great for the game. I really wanna go far with this trio. I just hope some monkey wrench doesn't ruin that plan.
Confessional, Brick
I think I've made the decision that I really want to go with Ryan and Trent. They're really cool guys. But I also really like Sammy. Man this game sucks.
Confessional, Marilyn
Not my strongest performance… no further comment.
A few minutes later Leshawna and Heather managed to run into each other in the forest as well.
"Fancy meeting you here," Leshawna stated as she came across Heather sitting on a tree trunk.
"Oh hey. I see you haven't been shot yet. Surprising how big you are," Heather snarked.
"And what's that supposed to mean, pasty?"
"Whatever. Look you and I both know that I'm target number one in this game and yet I keep sneaking by."
"Well that ain't no secret. Everyone from here to the moon knows that." Leshawna fixed her antlers once more and tried her best to look intimidating again. To her surprise, it seemed to work.
"My point is maybe there's more going on than you and I both know," Heather stood up from the stump and started to walk away. Not wanting to be left hanging, Leshawna jogged up to her.
"You keep staying every ceremony so you definitely know something."
"No, I have little power on this team, I'd be almost as dumb as Justin if I didn't realize that," Heather huffed. "I hate to say it but I'm being used as a meat shield, and I'm not a piece of meat to be ogled by wolves." Leshawna's eyebrows seemed to raise as she perked up, listening carefully to what Heather had to say.
"Okay…" Leshawna hesitated. "I guess that makes sense but like who could it be. No one here really likes you."
"The thing about a meat shield is that you don't have to like the cut of steak to keep it from aging," Heather fiddled with her fingers. "Duncan, Courtney, and Scott aren't really hiding their fondness for each other from the rest of us."
"And I suppose you'd rather be the ones dipping your manicured nails into our backs," Leshawna backsassed. "What do you suppose we do?"
"I think the next time we lose we aim to take out one of them. Maybe Courtney, she seems more socially accepted of the three. And I know your rings can definitely blind her so maybe we can distract her that way."
"I can go for that, but they remind me of those hyper ferrets, ready to attack. And girl, I think if we go for Courtney too soon we're gonna be targeted sooner rather than later." Leshawna's mind flashed back to her quick agreement with Scott and Courtney, she curled her lips, a notion Heather didn't let go unnoticed.
"Maybe we take out Cameron or Katie instead. They're in power couples but besides that, they're weak," Heather slowed to a stop in front of a tall willow tree and began filing her nails.
"That could work… hmm I'll think about it. And if I were I'd move if I were you. It's not like this spot is well hidden."
"Why would I exert effort in a challenge like this? You're crazy Leshawna"
"Whatever," Leshawna said, walking off.
Confessional, Leshawna
How and why did that conversation go well? That should not have happened. I refuse to believe it. Me and Heather HAHA nope. Never going to happen… right? But on another note Courtney going isn't really good for me. So if I can buy her even a little time, that'd be great. Not that Heather doesn't raise a fair point, but it's a bit early.
Confessional, Heather
Why did that conversation go well? That should not have happened. I refuse to believe it. Me and Leshawna HAHA nope. Never going to happen… right? But on another note, Duncan thinks he has me in his pocket but if I get rid of Courtney or Scott then HE'LL be in my pocket. And that's exactly where I want him.
While Leshawna and Heather were actually managing to bond, Cameron was seemingly having a paranoid breakdown next to his closest ally and friend Zoey.
"Zoey… do you think people actually want to keep me around?" Cameron asked out of the blue.
"Well yeah. I don't see why not," Zoey replied.
"But I mean I'm physically the weakest person here. I mean the Gophers got rid of Noah early. What's keeping the Bass from doing the same thing."
"You're being way too paranoid, Cam. Everyone here loves you for who you are and values your brains on this team."
"But I lost us the Dodgeball and Sandbag challenges."
"The Gophers were just more physically capable players. We did the best we could. Besides I mean it's not like we regret losing that Dodgeball challenge anyways," Zoey comforted.
"I mean… you're right. But it'd have been nice to win one of those challenges."
"Winning is great. But hey we won the last challenge so we have the momentum right now so I wouldn't worry too much."
"I guess you're right. But how much can momentum really do?" Cameron asked, removing his fogged up glasses from his face and wiping them off. "Logicially momentum isn't really a thing on paper."
"Cameron, stop doubting yourself. Look Heather can't wiggle herself out of many more votes. She'll for sure go before you."
"I hope you're right. Because I don't see many scenarios where I get much farther. I'm just not useful to the team."
"There's bound to be a mental competition at some point. You'll do great at that."
"I guess you're right. Thanks Zoey. This was a real confidence booster. It means a lot."
"It's no big deal Cam." The two shared a hug and continued creeping through the underbrush.
Confessional, Cameron
I think after those first couple days I've managed to ingratiate myself well into the team. Besides as long as Heather's here I should have nothing to worry about. Zoey is right. I am too paranoid.
Confessional, Zoey
Cameron is really paranoid. I can't say I blame him, physically he is the weakest… wait was that too mean? Sorry, I mean to say that his strengths just lie in places we can't see.
Not too far from the two of them, two Gophers had found each other over a rotting log. "Hey," Dave said as he fixed his fuzzy tail. "So funny we see each other again."
"Well, it is a small forest," Sky mentioned. "I saw a lot bigger ones out there. There's a lot of beauty in them, but this forest just seems kind of off."
"Right," Dave said as he sat on the rotting log, hardly hesitating as he found himself next to a mushroom. "I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm really feeling more comfortable around this dirty habitat. I never thought I'd say it. Have you ever felt like it?"
"You mean...getting comfortable?" Sky clarified as she felt a small rumble in her stomach that she was able to push down. The conversation continued as the camera panned over to reveal Cameron and Zoey looking over the two of them with intense glares..
"Aw they look so cute together," Zoey smiled.
"Yeah but we have a challenge to win," Cameron pointed out.
"True." Zoey pulled the trigger twice and made her mark each time.
Sky and Dave flinched as they felt the paintball hit their backs, standing up and looking around, alert. Dave twisted his shirt around to find the familiar smell of paint. He let out an ear piercing scream and complained about all the diseases he could get. "Nice shot whoever it was," Sky called out.
"Thanks," Zoey graciously accepted as she stood up. "Sorry if I hurt you."
"No it's-" Sky started before Dave ran headfirst into a branch.
"Take me home….to the place...I can get cleaned…" Dave said loopily. Sky just smiled at the duo and grabbed Dave by the wrist and dragged him towards the camp so he'd calm down. Just like Misty and Brock, she grabbed him by the ear and he was left whining.
Confessional, Dave
I'm not that perverted… or annoying. Am I? I can't be that looney of a character, that's just messy.
Confessional, Sky
Oh Dave...I really have to tell him soon, right? I just haven't found a good time.
Brick, Ryan, and Trent had all decided to separate from each other in order to gain more ground. Brick waved off his partners before he walked around, finding Sammy's red clothing peeking through the leaves. "Sammy," he called out.
"Oh hey Brick. Have you painted anyone yet?" Sammy greeted the cadet.
"Yeah a group of us got Marilyn a while back, but I haven't seen anyone since," Brick replied. "Have you seen any hunters yet?"
"No. I haven't seen anyone from the start. It gets a little lonely."
"I could walk with you for a bit," Brick offered.
"Yeah I'd like that," Sammy replied sheepishly.
The duo continued down the path in silence. In the awkward silence, Brick kept his eyes peeled for Bass Deer while Sammy kept her eyes out for Bass Hunters. Both were on edge
"RAWR!" An ungodly sound. It sounded like a monster just screamed out in pain to the two teenagers.
"D-did you hear that?" Sammy asked, now scared out of her mind.
"Y-yeah… we should probably get out of here," Brick said. And not a moment later a bear appeared from the bushes roaring as if there was no tomorrow.
"RUN!" Sammy yelled.
The two began to run from the now chasing bear trying to outrun it. Sammy had begun to fall behind but Brick grabbed her and threw her onto his shoulder and carried her as fast as he could out of the way of the rampaging bear. They dove into a set of bushes which concealed themselves. The bear ran by as if it never saw them.
"That… was a close one," Brick said, giving a sigh of relief.
"Yeah… too close," Sammy agreed. "Thanks for saving me."
"It's all in a day's work ma'am." Brick blushed.
"Aw, that's so sweet. We should definitely hang out more."
"Oh totally, that'd be… nice," Brick replied awkwardly.
Confessional, Sammy
It's official, Brick is the best, most noble guy here. Chivalry really isn't dead.
Confessional, Brick
It's official, I'm taking Sammy to the final two if I can. I like Ryan and Trent but Sammy is my priority.
"Hey isn't that Duncan and Courtney?" Brick pointed out.
"Yeah. They look like they're in some deep discussion."
Three Minutes Earlier
Courtney wandered through the forest, keeping her eyes peeled for any opposition. Just when she thought she was alone she heard a voice. "Hey Princess," Duncan said as he pushed himself off of the tree he was leaning on.
"Duncan! It's better to split apart so we don't make ourselves as big of a target."
"Psh," Duncan scoffed, walking alongside Courtney for a while. "Don't tell me what's good for you. Back in juvy if you were alone you were just that, alone, and meat for the sharks."
"Well this isn't juvy," Courtney retorted. "Your strategies aren't going to last us in this environment."
"Didn't they help us in the dodgeball tournament? And anyway your big mouth is far more of a target," Duncan snorted. The two looked at each other with disdain in their eyes before Courtney opened her mouth. "Before you yell princess, do you really want to waste an insult on me? Or are you just that into me?"
"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PIG!?" Courtney yelled.
"WHY DO YOU TAKE THE BAIT?"
"WHY DO YOU SET IT? WE'RE IN A CHALLENGE DAMMIT!"
"AND WHY ARE YOU SO DIFFICULT!?" Duncan replied. "YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE PRINCESS!"
Back with Sammy and Brick
"Well I guess I'll shoot them," Brick sighed. He took aim, using his cadet training he shot both of them square in the back.
"OW!?" Duncan and Courtney both yelled. The two collapsed in a tumble of limbs and bodies and their antlers both got tangled around each other.
'Who was that?" Courtney demanded as she and Duncan strained to get up
"Sorry Courtney, just trying to win the challenge," Brick apologized, walking up to them with Sammy in tow.
"You're good man. Nice shot," Duncan congratulated high fiving the cadet as best he could.
"You're congratulating him?" Courtney asked, insulted.
"Yeah guy got us fair and square. It was a good clean shot. Anyone can be proud of that," Duncan replied.
"UGH. You are all unbearable!" Courtney shouted. She stormed off, dragging Duncan away as Brick and Sammy awkwardly followed.
"What's her problem?" Sammy asked Duncan.
"I don't know. Been trying to figure that out since day one," Duncan replied. "Anyways see you guys around." The two left the woods, antlers still tangled.
Confessional, Courtney
You know, if Duncan just took my advice, we wouldn't be in this situation! It didn't help that I was pressed up against his hunky body to really tell him off.
Confessional, Duncan
She digs me.
Confessional, Sammy
They fight like an old married couple… they'll be together by the end of the show.
Beth and Scarlett had been walking together for the last ten minutes or so and emotions had been boiling up for Beth.
"Hey. Noah and Tem both said not to trust you on their elimination nights. And I think I'd feel better morally, if I wasn't in the alliance anymore," Beth exclaimed, causing Scarlett to whip her head around towards the brunette..
"Are you sure? Because I reiterate that the two of them were eliminated because they were idiotic in their decisions. Leaving the alliance would merely solidify you as being among the same, and you can easily go out with a swish of my hand," Scarlett replied, calming her voice and giving Beth a shrug of indifference.
"So you are behind everything? No wonder people have found you so shady!"
"It's elementary dear Bethany. People are scared of people in power because they want the power for themselves because they think they can handle things better than the people who truly deserve the power. This is when we get into such complicated moral studies of good and evil, such as what I'm sure you're going to tell me."
"You-You're the true evil of this team!" Beth screamed. Her voice rising with every word, birds started flying out of the trees like in the movies.
"Of course Beth. Who else could it be? You? HAHA. I laugh at the idea," Scarlett chuckled to herself, pushing her glasses up.
"I can't wait to send you home this time," Beth exclaimed, trying to put on a brave face.
"What're you going to do? Rally votes against me? I have more votes than you know."
"You're not nice. You're the definition of mean and delusional! I can't imagine how you would manage to stay if you didn't have your little alliance."
"No, I'm just smart and practical. It's how any smart player should be. Everyone is like a chess piece, and I am the person that needs to move them to their rightful place."
"To think I helped you after the cliff jump competition. I could've thrown you under the bus and you'd have gone that first day!"
"You act like I really had to do much, Dakota was always going to be first."
"UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!"
Confessional, Beth
She thinks she's so smart and so mean and so evil! I have more friends than she can ever count!
Confessional, Scarlett
A small unforeseen hiccup in my plans. People's emotions are truly a volatile thing, I'll have to deal with her next.
At around this time in the fight. Leshawna managed to stumble upon them. Not sure who they were as the glasses worn by the hunters restricted her vision a bit. But she let the paintballs fly, painting Beth and Scarlett completely.
"YOU SIMPLETON!" Scarlett screamed at Leshawna, as Beth laughed at their misfortune.
"Oh! I knew I should've gone to the optometrist before I came out here! Ha, sorry not sorry about that!" Leshawna called out.
"UGH. I hate this place!" Scarlett cried out in frustration storming off to camp.
"TIMES UP EVERYONE. PLEASE RETURN TO CAMP SO I CAN REVEAL THE WINNER!" Chris shouted over the loudspeaker.
Confessional, Leshawna
Who pissed in her Cheerios this morning?
Confessional, Scarlett
(She's covered in paint from head to toe) I didn't expect for this nitwit to turn on me so soon. But it's high time I get her out of my sight. Ugh why is this place full of idiots with less than a hundred and twenty IQ. I can't wait to walk out of here with my million. Although it's probably like six hundred thousand by the time Trump is done with it. And then factoring in conversion it'll likely be four hundred thousand, but that does not account for… (the battery runs out)
Confessional, Beth
(She's covered in paint from head to toe) Why is she so mean? I helped her stay in this game early on and now she turns around and acts like a complete and utter meanie. Noah and Tem were right. I should've done this a long time ago.
"Welcome back teams. Now as you guys can tell only seven out of eleven of you are painted. Only Marilyn, Duncan, and Courtney got painted for the Bass while Scarlett, Beth, Sky, and Dave got painted for the Gophers. So I'll be seeing the Gophers back at the bonfire tonight again for the second time in a row," Chris announced leaving many Gophers groaning in defeat.
Confessional, Cameron
Yes! The bubble boy is safe! I don't know why I was so paranoid today, but I'm glad my worries can go away for the night.
Confessional, Katie
I'd like to point out that Scott did not paint a single deer today HAHA!
Confessional, Scott
Look, all I was doing was funneling the deer to my teammates so they could get the glory. I was doing all the work.
Confessional, Shawn
If they just followed the zombie training manual that's available for FREE online, we would be safe right now…
As Shawn and Jasmine were walking to the communal restrooms to freshen themselves up they took the time to go over the vote.
"Hey Jasmine. We're voting Scarlett tonight right?" Shawn asked., adjusting the beanie on his head
"Yeah why wouldn't we mate?" Jasmine responded.
"I don't know. I just think that we don't have the votes that we think we have," Shawn mused.
"Like who?"
"I don't think Sammy is as with us as we think. And I'm pretty sure Beth was with Scarlett last vote. Maybe their fight was a ruse," Shawn said, his paranoia rising.
"Trust me mate, Sammy and Beth are with us. Scarlett will be sent home." Jasmine comforted. "I know they didn't vote with us last time, but Beth is truly pissed with Scarlett, and I trust Sammy to see through Scarlett now."
"The last vote didn't go our way though. I just don't feel like we should be this confident."
"Because now Scarlett is turning on her alliance. And they're turning on her. It's perfect for us!"
"I mean yeah.." Shawn started, before Jasmine placed her hand on his shoulder and kissed his cheek.
"Relax Shawn. You're getting way too paranoid."
"Yeah… I'll see ya…. later tonight Jasmine." Shawn blushed, stuttering through his sentence.
"See ya Shawn," Jasmine replied, also blushing as she waved the zombie nerd goodbye.
Confessional, Jasmine
I like Shawn a lot. But he gets inside his own head way too much. Like his paranoia is off the charts.
Confessional, Shawn
SHE KISSED ME… well my cheek. BUT SHE KISSED ME!
Katie and Jackson were sitting together in the Mess Hall celebrating their recent victory, while the rest of the Bass were off at the dock celebrating.
"Hey Jackson we got another win today which means we avoid the Bonfire Ceremony AGAIN! Can you believe it?" Katie squealed as she jumped up and down in excitement.
"Yeah… I guess so," Jackson mumbled.
"Oh come on, perk up. I know you're just as excited as I am!"
"I mean I guess. It is cool to win once in a while." Jackson said, cracking a small smile under his mask.
"I hope you're smiling under that mask because I'm going to rip that thing off your head if you're not," Katie threatened.
"I'm sure you would."
"Is that a challenge?"
"No no no. I'm smiling, I swear," Jackson chuckled.
"Yes I got you to laugh." Katie fist pumped.
"Is that like some life long achievement or something?" Jackson deadpanned.
"No. It's just that you never show any excitement or joy. So getting you to laugh is a great accomplishment."
"Well I guess I'll work on that then."
"It could help if you took the mask off, you know."
"Nope. That ain't happening anytime soon."
"Alright alright."
Confessional, Jackson
Ok I'll concede I've warmed up to Katie. She's broken down my shell. But that doesn't mean I trust anyone else here, other than her and I guess Marilyn.
Confessional, Katie
I feel like Jackson is one of those anime protagonists that are very quiet and reserved to begin and become more open as the story progresses. Although that may be a bit weird of a comparison. Maybe I'm the protagonist and he's the sidekick? Aw who knows. I'm sure that Sadie knows what kind of tropes we fit. Ooh, do you think we'd get a TvTropes page?
The camera shifted to the other side of the table to show the newly formed alliance from the last episode of Dave, Sky, Jasmine, and Shawn sitting together speaking in hushed tones to keep the others from hearing them.
"Shawn and I already chatted a bit, and we know Beth is pissed with Scarlett. So if we all vote together with Beth, we can create a tie, and if Sammy votes with us Scarlett goes home," Jasmine explained, as Sky and Dave nodded along.
"That sounds like a perfect plan to me honestly," Sky agreed, glancing at Dave.
"I don't know… Beth and Scarlett have always been really close. I just don't see how they'd turn on each other so fast," Dave argued.
"I mean did you hear their fight earlier?" Shawn asked, backing Jasmine. "No way they could fake that."
"Who knows, I mean Scarlett's a schemer, who's to say Beth isn't either."
"Dave, come on, it's Beth. She couldn't even hurt a fly," Sky stated, her eyes narrowing at the neat freak.
"Mate relax, if we all vote together Scarlett is at least thrown into a tiebreaker against Beth. And she'll absolutely make sure Scarlett loses," Jasmine stated with confidence.
"Alright…" Dave said, he was clearly still unsure.
Confessional, Sky
What's Dave's deal against Beth? Like he acts like she's this super player who can win the game with some dominant social game or something.
Confessional, Shawn
I can't say I blame Dave for being paranoid. It's not like Beth has exactly been reliable…
Confessional, Sammy
After Scarlett's and Beth's fight today, I feel completely torn. I know Jasmine wants me to vote with them, but I feel such a loyalty to Scarlett because she gave me a chance and has been a friend to me… so I know this is devious of me, but I need to do what I have to save Scarlett.
The camera cut to outside the Mess Hall where Dave was walking outside, leaving his allies behind so he could go get some more sanitizer. Sammy standing outside waved Dave down to talk to him.
"Hey Dave. What's up?" Sammy asked.
"Nothing much. Just waiting around for the ceremony to begin," Dave replied nonchalantly, shoving his hands into his pockets, leaning back slightly.
"Well I wanted to see if you'd be willing to possibly not vote for Scarlett tonight," Sammy said, nervously rubbing the back of her neck.
"Why wouldn't we vote for Scarlett? She's been part of the reason we've lost a few times now."
"Well the other option is obviously Beth.. I know you don't exactly trust her.. Quite frankly I don't either."
"Oh? How's that?"
"She's always been buddy buddy with Scarlett. It just feels a bit weird, you know."
"I agree with you, but if this is a ruse, then why is the vote between Scarlett and Beth? Seems like a dumb way to get voted out to me."
"If I had to guess, it's just Beth and Scarlett trying to pull something," Sammy responded with a shrug. "Us plus the three boys would be enough, and poof Beth goes."
"I'll think about it, but Beth is a social threat, so knocking her out now could be smarter than taking out Scarlett…" Dave mused.
"Just take your time, I'll leave you be!" Sammy exclaimed, jogging away from the germaphobe.
Confessional, Dave
Who to vote off? A scheming genius or a sneaky farm girl. I would LOVE to vote for Beth here, but if I vote away from my allies I could really piss them off, especially Sky. I just don't know what to do.
Beth had decided that she needed to talk to Ryan to try and get votes to her side. Ryan was relaxing on the front porch of the cabin, tossing a tennis ball back and forth on one of the wooden pillars. Seeing Beth approaching he grabbed the ball and stuffed it into his pocket.
"Hey Ryan can I talk to you for a moment?" Beth asked the jock.
"Sure Beth, what's up?" Ryan asked, turning his body to face the short girl.
"I wanted to see if I could get your vote tonight," Beth asked, she nervously placed her hands behind her back as she looked at Ryan who seemed to be calculating something in his mind.
"I mean. It's between you and Scarlett tonight not going to lie. But I don't know personally where my vote will go." Ryan shrugged.
"Well Scarlett is pretty manipulating and has been really mean as of late." Beth reasoned, finding her voice.
"I can't say I disagree with you there. I'll give it some thought for sure, but ever since Scarlett botched the last couple challenges, I have been wavering on keeping her around."
"I know right. I know I'm partially at fault today too, but I always try my best!"
"I know you do, Beth. You should get going and do some more campaigning though before it's too late."
"I know! Thank you Ryan!"
"Good luck Beth!" Ryan watched Beth skip merrily away and he sighed.
Confessional, Beth.
I think that went pretty well. I should have the votes to stay.
Confessional, Ryan
I know I said keeping Scarlett benefits me. But I'd be lying if I said keeping Beth wasn't intriguing. I mean Scarlett has fumbled A LOT of challenges away, and it's a miracle the teams are even this close. I honestly could believe if we vote out Scarlett we could win out, but that isn't realistic.
"I talked to Dave like you asked," Sammy exclaimed to Scarlett, the pair were standing behind the cabin, mere feet away from Ryan and Beth as they were having their conversation.
"Good good. He's been wary of Beth for a while. Providing him the opportunity to vote her out may be too tempting for him to pass up," Scarlett replied, as her glasses seemed to give off a glint.
"Yeah he seemed to be interested. Should we check in with the boys at all?"
"That would likely be smart. Ryan is right over there, and Trent and Brick should be inside the cabin. Those three never seem to stray far from each other."
"Yeah, but they seem to like us, so that's cool!"
"Cool indeed."
Confessional, Scarlett
Manipulating Sammy into manipulating Dave was child's play. Dave's poker face is horrible, anyone with half a brain noticed he didn't trust Beth, so just getting someone who has a trustworthy reputation like Sammy to talk to him has guaranteed my victory over that twerp!
Scarlett and Sammy walked out in front of the cabin, seeing Ryan on the steps looking deep in thought. Noticing the two girls approaching he scooted over allowing them to take a seat on the steps with them. Scarlett walked up to the cabin and knocked on it.
"Trent, Brick come out, we need to talk!" Scarlett exclaimed, before returning back to the stairs and sitting down. Trent and Brick walked out and sat down with the other three.
"What's up?" Trent asked the red head.
"We're all locked in on voting Beth correct?" Scarlett asked, earning nods from the group, although Brick seemed rather uncomfortable.
"Then we are set."
"Won't it tie though?' Ryan asked.
"Don't worry, Sammy talked to Dave already, he'll likely be voting with us," Scarlett replied.
"Alright then." Trent shrugged. "It should be a done deal."
"Yes it should." Scarlett nodded. She got up and strolled off to the bonfire, as Trent and Ryan decided to follow her, leaving Sammy and Brick behind.
Confessional, Trent
I could go without the bossing around. But I can put up with it for now… or at least until she becomes insufferable.
Confessional, Brick
Honestly, I like Beth. But I don't want to vote her out, but I don't want to vote against my alliance either. I know what I want to do, but it really sucks.
"What's wrong Brick?" Sammy asked, putting a comforting hand on Brick's back.
"Well I don't want to vote for Beth, but I don't want to go against you guys you know?" Brick started. "I think I'm just going to throw a vote onto someone."
"Oh… well that's okay Brick. Do what you feel is right for you!" Sammy exclaimed, giving the cadet a smile, causing him to blush.
"Thanks Sammy, I really needed that," Brick replied, giving her a smile back.
"We should get going though, the ceremony starts soon."
Confessional, Sammy
Brick's heart isn't made for this game. But at the same time that's what makes me adore him so much. He's a true loyal soldier to the end, and that's someone I can truly respect…. And maybe be with.
Elimination Ceremony
"Welcome back Gophers to your fifth and second in a row Bonfire Ceremony. Today one of you will be leaving in twentieth place. If you do not receive one of these precious marshmallows you'll be the ninth person to walk the dock of shame and take the boat of losers. Now as I call your name please stand up and collect your marshmallow."
"First safe is… Brick."
"Next safe is… Sammy." Brick and Sammy smiled at each other as they both collected their marshmallows.
"Ryan, you're also safe. As is Trent." The duo high fived each other as they stood up to collect their marshmallows.
"Jasmine, you're safe."
"As is Shawn and Sky."
"Beth, Scarlett, and Dave you all received some votes," Chris started, Dave had a brief moment of shock and confusion on his face "But Dave you are safe! Meaning Scarlett and Beth you both are in the bottom two. Today you guys got into a massive fight leading to Leshawna finding you two and causing your team to lose today. Scarlett you have the brains but you don't exactly have the brawn, and Beth you're nice and all but you're also not the greatest physically either. Which is why….."
"Oh get on with it will you," Dave complained.
"I'm building suspense. So would you shut it. Anyways, I'm sorry but also not sorry to say that Beth is the twentieth person eliminated from Total Drama Island."
"Are you guys kidding me you kept her over me?!" Beth cried as Chef started to escort her away. Sensing something up, all of her team sans Scarlett ran towards her, keeping pace with Chef.
"Noah has said it, Tem has said it, and now I'm going to say it. Get her out NOW! She's running the game and benefits all of you to send her home!" Beth screamed. "To think I was ever nice to you guys. I know this game is about lying but it still hurts." As Beth said this she stared right at Ryan. The jock looked away as Beth kept the tears from her eyes.
"We're sorry Beth. I hope you get a true second chance," Sammy offered. She held her hand out as she trembled and Beth finally took it, a sad smile appearing on the farm girl's face.
"Aw. It's alright Sammy. I know it's a game. It was fun while it lasted you guys. I wish all of you but Scarlett well," Beth calmed down for a moment. "I'll see you on the other side. Just don't let Scarlett win!"
"And with that we see our ninth player leave the Island. Will The Screaming Gophers continue to lose? Will Leshawna's deals come back to bite her? Is Heather turning a new leaf? Will Cameron's paranoia come true? And will Scarlet find a way to wiggle out of this lashing from a former teammate? Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"
Final Confessional, Beth
Ugh it's so disappointing going out in this way. I can't believe I trusted Scarlett. If I had just trusted Noah or Tem she'd have gone home and I'd still be in the game. I can only hope karma finds her soon so she can get sent home. Jasmine is someone I hope to win. She's her own independent girl and she deserves the money more than any of my Gopher teammates I think.
Votes
Trent: Keeping Scarlett around sucks but sorry Beth, but you had to be a casualty to a greater cause
Ryan: Sorry it had to be you Beth, I hope if this is anything like Survivor that they let you return at some point.
Dave: I do not trust anything you say. Beth
Jasmine: The wicked witch from the west Scarlett
Sky: Please Scarlett please
Scarlett: Beth. You made a terrible move betraying me today
Sammy: Sorry Beth. I hope we can be friends after this though.
Brick: After yesterday and today I am not voting for Beth or Scarlett. So I will be throwing my vote onto Dave.
Shawn: Scarlett for like the fiftieth time.
Beth: I hope I'm not too late. Noah and Tem warned me but I was too blind but now I'm not. Bye Scarlett.
Reviews
LordGemini Obviously we kept Dave because of the plot. But the big reason for Tem to go is because of Scarlett's ego. Tem was more of a direct agitator of Scarlett than Dave. Like in the original island Heather targeted people mostly out of emotion rather than strategic thought, that's kinda what Scarlett is this season.
Nobody245 I look forward to seeing those predictions. But yeah Tem will return in due time.
GucciManLaflame: Yeah, we wanted to reference it but not actually use it
KryptonianKnight: Yeah, she was intended to be a Scarlett casualty that quickly rose and quickly fell off.
28th Dakota (13-1)
27th Justin (8-6)
26th Noah (7-6)
25th Chloe (10-3)
24th Ella (10-2)
23rd Beardo (9-3)
22nd Izzy (9-2)
21st Tem (6-5)
20th Beth (5-4-1)
Screaming Gophers: Trent, Ryan, Dave, Sky, Jasmine, Shawn, Scarlett, Sammy, Brick
Killer Bass: Jackson, Marilyn, Courtney, Duncan, Cameron, Zoey, Heather, Scott, Katie, Leshawna,