Hey Arnold – Honeymoon in Gravity Falls (Chapter 08)

Fanfiction written by dj_ddt

All Rights of Hey Arnold by Nickelodeon and Craig Bartlett

All Rights of Gravity Falls by Disney and Alex Hirsch

The next Morning the two couples were having breakfast.

„Can you reach me the butter, please?", Helga asked Arnold.

„Sure, dear.", he answered.

Helga wanted to grab it, but then…

„AN EARTHQUAKE!", Pacifica shouted.

„No!", Dipper said, „The shockwaves are too slow!"

„What is it then?", Pacifica asked.

„HAHAHAHA! Time to beat you down!", a very loud and deep down voice shouted.

„WTF?", Helga screeched. „Whoever that is talkes like Wolfgang!"

„But thet cannot be Wolfgang!", Arnold mentioned.

Suddenly a fist broke through the door.

„WHAAAA!", all four screamed in unison.

Then this persons ran right throgh the door, which shattered in hundred pieced.

„OMG!", Helga shouted, „It IS Wolfgang!"

„But look at his eyes, they are yellow!", Arnold added.

„Oh no, he is posessed by Bill Cipher!", Dipper said.

„Won't we ever have our peace?", Pacifica said angrily. „Let us alone, you cyclone!"

„Cannot do! It's clobbering-time! And this host body is not afraid of punching women, so shut up!", Wolfbill said.

„I'll NEVER shut up, you nacho!", she answered.

„All Right, llama, then say good bye to your husband!", Wolfbill shouted and grabbed Dipper on his chin.

„I'll break his damn neck!", Wolfbill said, „So kneel down and obey me! Obey me like your ancestors did!"

„No! I'll NEVER do what THEY did! Not in a thousand years!", Pacifica answered.

„Allright, then see your husband die!", Wolfbill shouted and threw Dipper against a Wall.

„DIPPER!", Pacifica shouted.

Dipper was unconscious.

„You bastard!", Pacifica shouted and Wolfbill laughed very evil.

„And now to you, you bitch!", he shouted towards Helga.

„No one calls me a bitch!", she shouted back, „Not even Wolfgang!"

„Well, i am not just the Wolfgang you know, i am more! I am your worst nightmare!", he answered.

„LOL, no, not in the slightest!", Helga answered sarcastically.

„What is wrong with you, Blondie?!", Wolfgang asked.

„Nothing! At least not anymore!", Helga answered, „But YOU are going down now!"

At first Wolfbill blinked.

Then he laughed.

Then...he fell right on his face.

Dipper had shot him from behind with a special raygun.

Wolfgang screamed and lightbeams appeared right out of him.

Then Bill came out of Wolfgang and disappeared with the words: „It's not over it! I am coming back!"

„What are we doing with Wolfgang now?", Helga asked, „Same as last time?"

„No! We chain him and bring him to Candy into her laboratory.", Dipper said.

„Who is Candy?", Arnold asked.

„A friend of us, which is very smart.", Pacifica answered, „Maybe she can make a decent human beeing out of him."

„Okay, despite i don't like Wolfgang, i do not want to hurt him or worse!", Arnold said.

„Arnold, he is after us for many many years now!", Helga said. „He hates us and wanted to kill us more than once!"

„I know! But everybody deserves…", Arnold tried to say, but Helga put a hand on his mouth.

„No Arnold! Not everybody deserves a secound chance! Not people like him!", she said.

„And it would not be the secound chance, but the 1000th chance or something!", she added.

Arnold sighed. He knew she was right.

„Okay, than we do it! It's worth a try!", Dipper said.