Welcome Back, I Hope You Enjoy This One, I Own Nothing
At night in Great Lakes City, Desco and Nellie were on the couch in the Casagrandes Apartment making out when the door opened to show Fuka in a bad mood. That caused Desco and Nellie to instantly get spooked. "Hey, Fuka!" Nellie said. "Welcome home, big sis!" Desco said as Fuka plopped down on the couch. The two girls then noticed that something was wrong. "Desco takes it your date didn't go over too well." Desco said. "No it did not! What is wrong with me?! All week, I've only managed to attract freaks, weirdos, and losers!" Fuka complained. As she said that a flashback montage played out.
Sunday...
Fuka was at the park with a nerdy teen boy her own age, who was mainly collecting worms for fishing, much to her own disgust.
Monday...
Fuka was at the gym with a muscular teen jock her own age, who was showing off his strength by lifting huge weights with his bare hands before encouraging Fuka to do the same thing, only for her to accidentally rip the back of her shorts up successfully lifting one such weight up, causing everyone, including the jock, to laugh at her exposed underwear, much to Fuka's embarrassment.
Tuesday...
Another date with a nerdy guy who was playing Disgea 4, when her video game counterpart appeared on the screen. "That's Fuka, she's my favorite character, it's pretty cool how you two share the same name, but if I'm going to be honest, you're nowhere near as pretty as her!" The boy said. "Oh? And why is that?" Fuka asked, feeling obviously insulted. "Frankly, it's because you don't wear the same kind of cute outfit as she does, and also because, well, her breasts are clearly C-Cups, which are a perfect size to me compared to your really huge G-Cups, which are obviously too big for my personal tastes anyways!" The boy answered, causing Fuka to angrily crack her knuckles. Before Fuka is shown whistling as she left the room carrying her baseball bat as the boy was on the ground, holding his groin in pain with his video game system smashed.
Wednesday...
"What's up with all these empty jars?" Fuka asked a rather fat kid. "Oh, they're not empty." The boy said, pulling out another jar. "EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!" Fuka screamed, running out of the room as fast as she could.
Thursday...
She's on a date with a guy who weirdly enough looks like Robbie Shapiro and who has a puppet that looks like Rex from Victorious. And the puppet was doing all the talking. Literally, every time Fuka opened her mouth, he wouldn't shut up. "So, Toots, I heard you're the star player of Cesar Chavez Academy's Baseball Team! You must have been hitting a lot of homers out there, haven't ya?" The puppet asked with a chuckle. Fuka grumbled at the obnoxious puppet before shoving some mashed potatoes in the boy's mouth and leaving.
Friday...
She was on a date with a boy who couldn't stop crying. "I don't get it! I thought the one date we had went well, but when I asked her for a second, she said she had plans...with my sister!" He cried. "If this date is anything to go by, I can see why." Fuka muttered. "When was this anyway?" She asked. "TWO YEARS AGO!" The boy admitted. "What?! Seriously?!" Fuka asked in shock. "Yeah, and there they are!" The boy said, pointing to a nearby table where a lesbian couple were holding hands. "And just when I thought the guy who farts in jars was the worst, tonight, on my way home..." Fuka narrated.
10 Minutes Ago...
"I had a nice time." A nice looking boy told Fuka. "Yeah, me too." Fuka said as they stopped in front of the Apartment door. "So, maybe we can-you have got to be kidding me!" He said as he saw Desco and Alraunellie walk up and kiss before entering the apartment building. "I can't believe you live in the same building as those-" The boy said before going into a long tirade filled with derogatory comments about LGBT+ people censored by a nearby jackhammer before Fuka angrily slapped him across the face. "How Dare You Talk That Way About My Little Sister And Her Girlfriend?!" Fuka asked angrily. "One of those girls is your sister?!" The boy asked in shock. "Yeah, and no one talks about her like that!" Fuka said angrily kicking him in the crotch as the flashback had ended. "Oh, so that explains why the guy we saw you with on our way back is currently on the ground outside the front door, holding his groin in pain." Desco said, looking out a window, seeing the same boy that Fuka had just recently dumped.
"Well yeah, I wasn't just going to stand there and let him say all kinds of rude and disrespectful things about my beloved sister and her wonderful girlfriend." Fuka said. "And he should consider himself lucky I didn't have my baseball bat on hand." She muttered. "Just like you girls should consider yourselves lucky you found each other first instead of having to deal with some of the freaks, weirdos, and losers in the world." She told her sister and Alraunellie. "Okay, I guess that's true! But, you can't give up on finding your true love now, you know!" Alraunellie said. "Yeah, big sis, if Desco can find her true love, so can you!" Desco said. "Thanks, Desco." Fuka said kindly.
A Few Days Later...
At the High School division of Cesar Chavez Academy, specifically in the Ninth Grade Classroom that Fuka is attending, the teacher was having a very special announcement. "Alright everyone, we have a couple of new students joining us today." The teacher said. 'I can't believe Orgullo actually came up with this.' Pereza thought to herself as she sat behind Fuka. "First off, we have a twelve-year-old boy who recently moved in from Lansing! Everyone, please meet Bellus Somnus!" The teacher said as a slim, yet slightly muscular, twelve-year-old boy with fair white skin and black wooly hair who was wearing a cyan-and-white striped T-shirt with dark blue jean shorts, white socks, and cyan sneakers. Pereza glared at the boy as she remembered the conversation she had with Orgullo that morning.
Flashback...
"You cannot be serious!" Pereza said. "As the number of Lucharangers and their allies grow, Iracundo alone spying on them won't be enough." Orgullo said while cooking breakfast. "Yeah, I agree with him! Besides, since he can't use his Sin Mist nor turn into Berserkegor anyone, Belephesnore is the perfect candidate for an additional spy!" Lujuria said. "I get that, but do I seriously have to pretend he's my boyfriend?!" Pereza asked in annoyance. "Well, he did confide in me that, well, he's actually in love with you, so he figured being your boyfriend would work out as a perfect cover!" Lujuria said, causing Pereza to blush brightly. "Wait, What?! He's actually in love with me?!" Pereza asked in shock and embarrassment while blushing. "Thanks for spoiling the surprise, Lujuria!" Belephesnore said in annoyance. "I like it, it will add an extra layer to our deception." Orgullo said, plating the food he was making.
"But, he looks like a twelve year old boy while I look like a fourteen year old girl! How's that supposed to work out?!" Pereza asked. "Well, obviously, with my human identity, I would tell everyone that I'm a grade skipper, that way I can be in your high school class in spite of my physical age!" Belephesnore said. "As for the boyfriend/girlfriend thing, I've seen weirder." Lujuria said. That made Pereza sigh in exasperation. 'This better be worth it, Belphesnore!' Pereza thought to herself as the flashback ended while 'Bellus' walked over, kissing her on the cheek on his way to his desk. That made Pereza blush brightly in total shock, since she never had been kissed before. "Ooh, old flame, Perita?" Fuka asked upon seeing that. Pereza simply nodded while still blushing. "Yeah, Perita and I started dating before she and her family moved here. Plus, the fact that I'm a grade skipper makes it easier for me to have a relationship with her in spite of me being two years younger than her!" 'Bellus' said from his desk. 'Oh, why couldn't I have rescued Berserkergor's essence instead?' Pereza thought to herself.
"That's actually nice that you actually have a boyfriend, Perita! Me, on the other hand, I've only managed to attract freaks, weirdos, and losers for the past week and none of them are good boyfriend material for me!" Fuka lamented. "The other night for instance, I thought I had a good guy, but then he said all kinds of stuff, none of them good, about Desco and Nellie, so I taught him a little 'lesson'." Fuka said as Pereza thought back to seeing a teenage boy on the ground outside the Apartment building through a window in her apartment lying on the ground holding his groin in pain the previous morning. "That would explain the person I saw outside our apartment window!" Pereza noted. "Yesterday morning." She added. "Yesterday morning? Yeesh, how hard did I kick him?" Fuka whispered. "I don't know! I told Mrs. Santiago about him right away, so she had him taken to the hospital!" Pereza said. "But good on you for protecting your sister like that, I don't even want to think about what could have happened if Ortego was in your shoes." Pereza said.
"Uh, Thanks!" Fuka said. "And finally..." The teacher said, bringing the class' attention to another new student that immediately caught Fuka's attention. The new student was a young boy of Greek descent, who appears to be twelve years old, yet is really fourteen, with spikey medium length blonde hair and blue eyes and wearing a Navy-colored T-shirt with white shorts and dark brown sandals. "Meet Kairos Sideris, a fourteen-year-old boy who came all the way from Greece a while ago!" The teacher said. "Pleasure to meet you all!" The boy, identified as Kairos said (imagine him sounding like Killua from the 2011 anime adaptation of "Hunter X Hunter"!). "Wait, seriously, fourteen? I thought he's twelve like Bellus, given how short and childlike he is!" One jock teen boy said, causing Kairos to get easily ticked off upon hearing him. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT, YOU JERKY JOCK?!" Kairos asked angrily, making the jock rather spooked.
Before collecting himself. "Sorry, sorry, sorry, I tend to get a little sensitive about my height." He admitted. 'And I thought Master Iracundo and I had anger issues.' Belphesnore thought to himself. Unbeknownst to anyone, Fuka was gazing at Kairos with a flustered look on her face. 'Holy Cow! He looks and sounds younger than me, yet he's so handsome!' Fuka thought to herself. Unbeknownst to anyone else, outside the window, the Alebrije of Time, Tapemetrosuchus, was watching Kairos as well. 'It's him! The boy that I was drawn to on the plane ride from Greece!' Tapemetrosuchus thought to himself.
Later...
Kairos was at a locker getting ready. "Hey, Kairos, right?" Fuka asked, approaching him. "Oh, yes! That's right! I've seen you class earlier! What's your name?" Kairos asked. "Fuka, Fuka Kazamatsuri." Fuka said. "I was thinking that... Well... WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY BOYFRIEND?!" Fuka asked loudly, much to Kairos's shock and surprise. "Wow, real subtle, Big Sis." Desco said with a chuckle as Fuka turned to see her and Alraunellie in their human disguises. "Oh! Desco, Nellie, I didn't see you two there!" Fuka said while blushing. "Kairos, this is my little sister Desco and her girlfriend Nellie." Fuka said. "Oh, a same sex couple, good for you, I don't judge." Kairos said. "Besides, I have a female cousin on my mother's side who is in a same-sex relationship with another girl!" He added. 'Oh thank goodness, he's not like that jerk from the other night!' Fuka thought to herself. "So.. about my boyfriend offer?" Fuka asked. "Oh, I-uh..." Kairos stammered, starting to blush before the school bell rang. 'Dang it.' Fuka thought to herself. "Oh, I'm going to have to take a rain check on answering that." Kairos said. "Oh, no problem!" Desco said, writing something down on a piece of paper. "Here's our address, you can stop by after school." She said.
"Oh, Thanks!" Kairos said. "Hey, Big Brother!" A voice called out as a young ten-year-old girl, who was rather tall and well-endowed for her age, with long blonde hair that reaches all way across her back and wearing a Cherise-colored short-sleeved shirt with a white miniskirt, a pair of bejeweled pink sandals, and a Cherise-colored hairbow on the top of her head, came running over to Kairos. "Hey, Adara." Kairos said. "Adara? Wait, that's your ten-year-old sister?" Fuka asked in confusion. "Yes! Yes, she is!" Kairos confirmed. "Uh, no offense, but, for a second there, I thought she's your older sister, given the fact that she's taller than you and has big breasts for her age!" Fuka said, much to Kairos's chagrin. "*Sigh!* Okay, I get why you're so obviously confused here! See, my little sister Adara here is an early bloomer, on the account that she started puberty at seven years old, since she inherited that trait from our mom! As for me, unfortunately, I'm a late bloomer, since I have not even started puberty yet, and even more unfortunately, it happens a lot to the men in my father's side of the family!" Kairos explained.
"Wow, clearly you don't need the beauty enhancement potion this friend we have over in Royal Woods makes." Nellie said. "The what now?" Adara asked in confusion. "We have a friend over in the nearby city of Royal Woods that's descended from African Witchdoctors and in her family is the recipe for a magic potion that when drunk by a girl at least 10 years of age, well the most obvious result should be clear." Fuka explained. "That's why you girls are so well-endowed yourselves?" Kairos asked in shock. "Yep! Desco and Nellie, being ten, got D-Cups while I, being fourteen, got G-Cups!" Fuka said. "Whoa! That's cool! For me, the night I turned seven years old and my early puberty had started, my own chest blossomed into D-Cups instantly overnight, and I do mean that quite literally! Plus, my breasts are still growing, since I'm now an F-Cup at age ten in addition to being really tall for my age!" Adara said. "Sounds like you got lucky to go through such a growth spurt!" Nellie said. "Yeah, true! Though, from what our mom told me, the reason why I bloomed so early is due to the fact that the women from our mom's side of the family are actually descended from the Amazons!" Adara explained. "Amazons?" Nellie asked in confusion. "A race of Warrior Women from Greek Mythology." Adara said.
"They were portrayed in a number of ancient epic poems and legends, such as the Labours of Heracles, the Argonautica and the Iliad! The Amazons were well known for their physical agility, strength, archery, riding skills, and the arts of combat! Their society was closed to men and they only raised their daughters and returned their sons to their fathers, with whom they would only socialize briefly in order to reproduce!" Kairos explained. "Of course, in modern media, they are often associated with the DC Comics superheroine Wonder Woman!" He added. "But anyway, I'll see you later, Fuka!" Kairos said as the two left. "Okay." Fuka said, blushing intensely. "So, you like Kairos, huh?" Desco asked as she and Nellie smiled slyly. "It's that obvious, huh?" Fuka asked nervously. "Very!" Desco and Nellie said.
Later...
Belephesnore and Pereza returned to the Kendall Apartment, with the latter being all totally flustered. "Well, well, well, if it isn't the lovebirds?" Iracundo joked. "Shove it!" Pereza angrily retorted. Iracundo laughed. "Oh man, I kid you not, the whole school is abuzz about how you up and kissed Pereza, Belphesnore!" He said. "*Chuckle!* News really does spread fast at school!" Belephesnore said with a grin. Pereza groaned in annoyance. "At least you get to date your own Mistress, Belephesnore! Me? I haven't even come close to getting a date with Mistress Envidia!" Grindylurk, who was lounging on the couch, complained. "Well, Grindylurk, if you want me to even think about going out with you, why don't you go out there and try to impress me by taking out the Lucharangers?" Envidia suggested. That made Grindylurk perk his fish fins up in excitement at the chance for a date with Envidia. "Okay, it's a done deal!" Grindylurk said with a grin.
Meanwhile...
"So you literally straight up asked him 'will you be my boyfriend'?" Carlota asked Fuka. "After the week I had last week, I was desperate! Height induced anger issues aside, he seems so perfect!" Fuka said. "Plus, he did mention having a female cousin on his mother's side who's in a same-sex relationship with another girl, so at least he's supportive of Desco's relationship with Nellie!" She added. "Unlike some people." She muttered. "Plus according to his 'little', air quotes due to the fact that she's actually taller, sister they're apparently descended from 'Amazons', Desco believes she called it?" Desco said. "Amazons?! As in the tribe of warrior women from Ancient Greek Myth?!" Carlos, who was within hearing range of the conversation, asked in surprise. "That's what she said." Fuka said. "At least from their mother's side of the family, that is!" She added. "Yeesh, Fairies, Leprechauns, Kitsune, Tanuki, now Amazons? What's next?" Carlos asked in awe as Rosa walked in the apartment. "Hey, there's a large purple and gold train out front with some people looking for the Lucharangers." She said.
"Purple and Gold train?" Carlos asked in confusion. Before looking out the window and seeing the Travelion Express sitting in front of the building. "The Magirangers? What are they doing back in this world?" Carlota asked in confusion. "I'll call Sid and the other Lucharangers in the building so we can check it out." Ronnie Anne said. "Good idea, Ronnie Anne!" CJ said. Soon, Ronnie Anne, Sid, Carl, Adelaide, Jalissa, Ciannan, Carlota, CJ, Bobby, Yui, and Subaru were outside. "How's it going, Lucharangers?" Hikaru asked as he and Isamu stepped out of the Travelion. "We're doing fine, thanks for asking!" Carl said. "Especially since I was able to convince my family to let Carl-kun sleep with me in my bed, though I had to get Papa go along with it!" Yui said.
Cue Flashback...
"So, because Carl-kun's brother CJ and his partner Mepho-kun keep stinking up their room at night and make it impossible for my boyfriend and his partner Magni-kun to get any good night's sleep, heck, they had to resort to drinking energy drinks just to keep themselves awake at night, I was thinking that they should move in with me and Kitsuna-chan in my bedroom so that they can get better sleep, if it's okay with you guys! Yui, with Carl and the rest of the Casagrandes behind her, asked her family, who were rather shocked at the idea, with Mr. Banri Konoha being more flabbergasted at that. "Your own sleeping space, on the opposite side of Yui's bedroom that hers is in." Banri told Carl. "Eh, pretty much the same as my current living situation." Carl shrugged.
"MOU! Papa! I wanted him to sleep in the same bed as me!" Yui complained. "No way, Yui-chan! He's a boy and you're a girl! I don't need to figure out the math to realize how much of temptation there is when a boy and a girl from different unrelated families to sleep together in the same bed, if you know what I mean! Seriously, your brother already went and made babies with his girlfriend and I don't want you to end up in a similar situation!" Banri said sternly. "Papa, you're forgetting that Gremlock is the one who hypnotized me and Hozumi-chan into having our babies together in the first place!" Benjiro reminded. "Plus, Yui-chan and Carl-kun are both eight years old and, therefore, literally incapable of making babies together to begin with!" Hozumi said while holding Yuta and Yuko in her arms. "Still though! Besides, I don't completely trust that Mexican kid to be extremely close with my only daughter! Seriously, he's got the looks of a troublemaker and that alone makes him feel suspicious enough to me!" Banri retorted, making Carl gulp nervously. "Papa..." Yui said in a warning tone as a flaming aura of anger surrounded her body, making Banri look frightened at his daughter. "If you keep making bad remarks about my beloved Carl-kun, I will make you regret it for the rest of your life!" Yui angrily warned as she produced a really big ball of light mixed with spiritual flames from her right hand, making Banri sweat bullets. "Okay, okay! I'm sorry, Yui-chan! Tell you what, I'll let you share your bed with your boyfriend, just for sleeping, though, okay?" Banri said nervously. "Arigato, Papa! That's just what I wanted to hear!" Yui said as she dispelled the ball of light with a smile before hugging Carl, making Banri sigh in defeat. "I swear, Yui-chan, you take a lot from your Mama in terms of manipulation!" Banri said. "What was that about me, Darling?" Mrs. Ichika Konoha asked with a stern look at her husband. "Nothing Anata!" Banri said, making Yuta and Yuko adorably laugh at their Grandfather's misfortune.
Carl then got confused at that. "Long story short, Papa and Mama were childhood sweethearts, but, during their third year in college, he accidentally got her pregnant with my Onii-chan after they got drunk in a wild party they had participated in and he also ended up revealing the fact that he's Part-Kitsune in the process! So, because Mama ended up recording Papa's reveal as a part-Kitsune, she threatened that, unless he takes responsibility for getting her pregnant and marry her right away, she would send the video all across the Internet and expose him for what he is, should he ever run out on her like a coward! Plus, when she told his parents about what happened, they threatened to cut him off from his allowance money if Papa refuses to marry her! Needless to say, Papa was in no position to refuse and about a month later, he and Mama got married!" Yui explained to her boyfriend. "Something I don't regret one bit." Banri said, kissing Ichika. "Awww!" Rosa, Frida, Maria, Carlota, and Ronnie Anne beamed.
"And let me tell you something, that was the best sleep I've had in a while!" Carl said as the flashback ended, wrapping his arm around Yui, who swooned. "To say the least." Magnifalcougar said in agreement, embracing Kitsunagakiri, who also swooned. "Of course, when my girlfriend mentioned the threats that her dad made to me in front of my family, needless to say, my Abuela gave him him a good whack on the head with her chancla, that's a type of slipper, by the way, and warned him not to threaten me again, lest he gets more chancla hits, if you guys know what I mean!" Carl said. "And trust me, if Abuela gets her Chancla out, you can run all you want, but once she throws it, you're doomed!" Carl said, shuddering in fright. "Trust us, it comes back to the owner like a boomerang! Plus, her skills with it comes from the fact that she and our great grandmother Mama Lupe, and by extension, me and my mom, are descended from a tribe of Ancient Mexican warrior women known as the Chancla Warriors!" Ronnie Anne said. "Yeah, it's crazy." Carlota said. "Anyway, what brings you guys back here? And aren't you concerned about the fact that your Train is blocking traffic?" Carlota asked, noticing that Travelion is in the middle of the street. "Ah, don't worry, we cast a spell on Travelion so that while here it can only be seen and interacted with by a Magiranger, Lucharanger, or someone from either team that they really trust." Hikaru said.
"So, does that mean when a car comes through here, it would simply just pass through it like it was a ghost or something?" CJ asked. As soon as he said that, a car did indeed do as he said. "Pretty much." Isamu said. "Anyway, we're here because we were hoping to find Chronogel's reincarnation, we were able to find the friend your Fuka-chan mentioned, Emizel I think his name was, and borrow these special binoculars he says allows whoever looks through them to see someone as their past life." Hikaru explained. He then pulled out said binoculars and showed it to everyone. "These should make finding Chronogel a breeze." Hikaru said.
Meanwhile...
"You certainly are some interesting individuals." AkaRed said after gathering information on the newest Super Sentai team, the Bakuage Sentai Boonboomger down in the shrine. "I mean, the car motif has been used before by previous Sentai Teams, but they never used just the tires as the helmets!" He added. "AkaRed! The well is alerting to another enemy!" Ibiscus called. "Nani?!" AkaRed asked in shock as he teleported himself to where the well is. Seeing Grindylurk swimming through the ground like it was water and grabbing innocent bystanders. Grindylurk then pulled said bystanders under the ground, making them disappear without a trace. "This could be a problem, I'll alert the Lucharangers, you guys see if you can figure out where he takes those he captures, if he's anything like Charybdisa, he might be taking them into some pocket dimension or something." AkaRed said. "Understood!" Phoenexus said.
Back With The Others...
The Lucharangers and their Alebrije partners, along with Hikaru and Isamu, were searching the city for Chronogel's reincarnation. When Ronnie Anne's Lucha Changer started ringing. "What's up, AkaRed?" Ronnie Anne asked. "One of Pukwild's buddies is back." AkaRed said. "What?! Which one?!" Jaxondor asked. "It looks like Grindylurk." AkaRed said. That made Jaxondor groan in complaint. "Which one is Grindylurk again?" Laird asked. "I believe it was that tiny fish guy, the same one who kicked me in the kintama the last we saw him!" Subaru said. "Because he was angry about the fact you were embarrassed about that part of your Tanuki DNA?" Adelaide said. "Hai!" Subaru said with his head down in shame. "Yeah, that's him." Jaxondor said. "But, what exactly is he doing right now?" Ronnie Anne asked in confusion. "Grindylurk has the ability to swim through solid objects like they're water, he uses this ability to capture people and drag them into an inescapable Pocket Dimension that only he can get out of." Ailuxucara said.
That made everyone gasp in shock. "But why trap them in a Pocket Dimension to begin with?" Sid asked in confusion. "Mostly to drain their life energy, so that he would increase his own strength, speed, and stamina!" Trisaurus said. "Of course." Ronnie Anne said. "If we can find this dimension, we might be able to use Travelion to travel to it and rescue everyone!" Hikaru noted. "Problem, Ailu just said that only Grindylurk can escape from his own Pocket Dimension!" Sid reminded. "Perhaps I can help?" A voice said as everyone turned to see an Alebrije. That's when a lime-colored Walliserops (a trilobite species that possessed a three-pronged "trident" that protrudes from the glabella (forehead)) with the claws and stinging tail of a Pulmonoscorpius (large prehistoric scorpion) and the wings, winglets, and cerci (rear appendages) of a Mazothairos (an extinct insect from the extinct insect order known as Palaeodictyoptera, a group of insects characterized by their distinctive beak-like mouthparts, which featured elongated sharp piercing stylets and possibly had a sucking pump-like organ that they would have used to pierce plant tissues and drink their ey are also known for the pair of winglets on their prothorax in front of their first pair of wings, which gave them the epithet of "six-winged insects") came and flew into the scene. "Walliscoros!" The Alebrijes said in surprise.
"Who?" Ronnie Anne asked. "An Alebrije with powers over Dimensions, if anyone can help get people out of Grindylurk's pocket dimension, it's him!" Jaxondor said. "Yep, traveling to and from alternate dimensions is my thing, lately I've been splitting my time between this one and an island in this other dimension, strange place, let me tell you." Walliscoros said. "How strange are we talking about?" Jaxondor asked. "Well, aside from the fact that the island itself, which some redheaded girl, who is somehow able to frequently visit the place with two of her friends, calls Endless Island, is decorated with not just plantlife but also random oversized manmade objects, not to mention inhabited by random sentient creatures, mostly living human-sized toys, the entire dimension itself is one endless ocean with many other kinds of islands in it! Plus, apparently, I really have no idea how long my stays are in that dimension, mostly because it's probably one of those dimensions where time doesn't exist, which would probably explain why it's always daytime in that place!" Walliscoros explained. "Oddly enough, it's where I was first sent to when that shockwave hit." He admitted.
"Really? I wonder why!" Batelegong wondered. "That's not important right now, we need to find that dimension and rescue everyone." Ronnie Anne said. "Oh, right, of course!" Batelegong said. "So what's the plan?" Sid asked. "Why not ask Fuka-chan to search for Chronogel's reincarnation while the rest of us deal with Grindylurk?" Smokey suggested from within the MagiLamp. "Good idea." Ronnie Anne said, pulling out her phone. "Sure I can do that, I just need the binoculars and a description of what Chronogel looks like in the first place." Fuka said. "Well, the last time I saw him, he was fused to the mountain top, though I did recognize his face, since it looked like a helmet mixed with a clock!" Hikaru said. "A helmet mixed with a clock, that shouldn't be too hard to find." Fuka said. "I'll send Mandora Boy over to you with the binoculars!" Hikaru said, just as Mandora Boy hopped out of the Travelion Express. "Thanks." Fuka said, hanging up. "Come on, girls, we've got a Heavenly Saint's reincarnation to find!" Fuka told Desco and Nellie who were in there normal forms kissing on the couch.
That prompted them to stop kissing each other and blush sheepishly. "You two are just so cute together." Fuka said with a chuckle as Mandora Boy appeared thanks to Hikaru's teleportation spell. "I've got the binoculars right here, de gozarimasu desu!" Mandora Boy said while holding the binoculars in his leafy arms. "Thanks, Mandora Boy. Come on girls, get your disguises on so we can-" Fuka said, opening the front door, only to squeak and shut the door. "What's wrong, Big Sis?" Desco asked in confusion. "Kairos and Adara are on the other side of this door." Fuka said. "They're here already?" Alraunellie asked in shock. "What do we do?" Desco asked as Rosa entered the room. "Hey, Mrs. Casagrande, we have urgent business to attend to, but some friends from school just dropped by, do you mind keeping them occupied while we're out?" Fuka asked nicely.
"Oh, certainly!" Rosa said. "Thank you!" Fuka said, opening the door. "Hey, Kairos, Adara, wasn't expecting to see you guys here, hey listen, Desco, Nellie, and I have to go take care of something real quick, but until we get back, feel free to make yourselves at home, and if you need anything, Mrs. Casagrande can help, okay, later!" Fuka said as she, Desco, and Nellie, the latter two in their human disguises left. "Okay, that was weird!" Adara noted. "Compared to that shockwave, along with those visions I've been having, that's nothing." Kairos said loud enough to catch Fuka's attention. "Huh? I'm sorry, did you just say 'shockwave'?" Fuka asked as she quickly returned. "Yeah, a few weeks back, I got hit by this shockwave and bathed in Navy light." Kairos explained. "Navy, that's Tape's color." Desco muttered. "Who's Tape?" Adara asked upon hearing that. "By any chance, have you seen a small Navy colored creature resembling a Dimetrodon with the head, feet, and tail of a Sarcosuchus, and the wings and crest of a Tapejara hanging around you since that shockwave?" Desco asked. "You mean like that thing?" Adara asked, pointing up to the ceiling where Tapemetrosuchus was hanging.
"*Sigh!* Looks like I'm bound to be spotted sooner or later!" Tapemetrosuchus said as he flew down. "Greetings, I am Tapemetrosuchus, the Alebrije of Time." Tapemetrosuchus said. "Alebrije?" Adara asked in confusion. "Guardian spirits with incredible powers who's appearances are comprised of an animal from the land, an animal from the sky, and an animal from the water, who's names are sometimes so difficult to remember and pronounce we shorten them." Fuka said. "Oh! I see! My name is Adara Sideris and this is my older fourteen-year-old brother Kairos!" Adara said as she pointed at herself and Kairos. "Older? Huh, this whole time I thought since you were t-" Tapemetrosuchus started saying, only for Fuka to grab him and place her hand over his mouth. "He's sensitive about his height!" Fuka warned. "It's okay, I get that a lot!" Kairos said. "Well, anyway, would you mind coming with us real quick?" Fuka asked. "Call AkaRed and tell him to get the Navy Changer ready." She whispered to Desco.
"Got it, Big Sis!" Desco whispered back. "Say, what's with the strange-looking plant over there?" Adara asked, pointing at Mandora Boy, who was still in the apartment. "It's a long story." Fuka said. "You can call me Mandora Boy, de gozarimasu desu!" Mandora Boy said, shocking the Sideris Siblings. "The Plant Can Talk!" Adara said in shock. "Yeah, trust me, that's the least crazy thing you're about to hear." Fuka said. "Can't be any crazier than these visions I've been getting." Kairos said. "What exactly are those visions?" Alraunellie asked. "It's a little hard to explain, but ever since I saw this battle between these people wearing spandex and some demonic guys, I keep getting headaches and visions of people I don't recognize." Kairos said. That took Fuka, Desco, Alraunellie, and Mandora Boy by surprise. "Big sis, you don't think..." Desco said as Fuka looked through the binoculars at Kairos before showing them to Mandora Boy who had hopped over just to be sure.
"*Gasp!* It can't be, but it is, de gozarimasu desu!" Mandora Boy realized. "Call Hikaru and Isamu as well, we've got the one they're looking for." Fuka told Desco. "Right, Big Sis!" Desco replied. "I'm so confused." Adara said. "All will become clear soon, I just need Kairos to come with me real quick, you too I guess, since you've heard a lot." Fuka said. "I guess I'll wait until you all come back for the tamales that I'm making right now!" Rosa said as she was in the middle of making a batch of tamales. "Keep them warm, Mrs. Casagrande!" Desco said.
Meanwhile...
Grindylurk was stalking his next target. '*Chuckle!* I've already become strong enough to take on the Lucharangers! If I capture those heroes in my pocket dimension, I can even take on the Animarius Empire! Then, Lady Envidia would finally date me! Heck, I might eventually marry her and maybe even have kids one day, once the Pecadiablos have taken over the world that is!' Grindylurk said in glee. Just then, he had spotted Cory Nakamura walking his family dog Nelson on a leash. "Oh, Nelson, know the last I tried to ask her out, she threw me into the pool, though I did unintentionally insult her body shape and chest size that time, but I still can't help but be in love with Eliza Kendall, even more so now that she's more well-endowed now!" Cory said to Nelson before sighing lovingly at a photo of Eliza Kendall, Envidia's human guise, in his hand. It didn't take long for Grindylurk to notice that. "Elisa Kendall? Wait a minute! That's Lady Envidia's human disguise! He's in love, WITH MY LADY?! THIS MEANS WAR!" Grindylurk angrily declared as he swam towards Cory and then grabbed him by the ankles.7
"What the?" Cory asked in shock. However, before Grindylurk could do anything, several blaster shots from the Magilamp Buster hit him, forcing him to let Cory go. "Yeow! Who Dares?!" Grindylurk asked angrily. Before noticing the Lucharangers, MagiShine, and WolzardFire. "Oh, it's you guys! I was kind of hoping to put him in my pocket dimension before properly confronting you all, but I guess you've saved me the trouble of having to find you!" Grindylurk said. "It's over Grindylurk, you're going right back in the Dark Box!" Ronnie Anne said, shooting a lightning bolt at Grindylurk. However, Grindylurk quickly dodged the attack. Before grabbing Ronnie Anne by her legs. "You're coming with me, LuchaPurple!" He declared. Then, Grindylurk immediately pulled her down underneath, where he then took her into a huge pocket dimension where everyone that he had captured were floating around in separate bubbles.
He then went ahead and created a bubble that he placed Ronnie Anne in. "That's one down!" Grindylurk said escaping. "Walli, you here?" Ronnie Anne asked. "Right here, Ronnie Anne!" Walliscoros said. "Here's hoping our plan works." Ronnie Anne said, pulling out a stamped Travelion Ticket. "Hikaru said he's already imbued this ticket with the spell that summons Travelion, you just need to toss it." Jaxondor said. "Yeah, but first we need to get out of this bubble!" Ronnie Anne said. "Leave it to me!" Walliscoros said, opening a portal. "This portal leads to the pocket dimension I travel through whenever I go to other dimensions, I just need to open one here and another one over there!" He said, opening another portal on the outside of the bubble. "Nice!" Ronnie Anne said.
Before walking through the portal out the other side. "Here goes nothing!" Ronnie Anne said, tossing the ticket. At that moment, light shone through the ticket, which then turned into a floating gateway. Allowing MagiShine's magic train to pass through. "Yes! Now to free the others!" Ronnie Anne said.
Meanwhile, at the temple...
Fuka, Desco, Alraunellie, and Mandora Boy brought Kairos, Adara, and Tapemetrosuchus inside the main room, where AkaRed, Panopticon, Pazuzu, and the reformed Animarius soldiers were waiting. "What in the world?" Adara asked. "Desco, Alraunellie?" Fuka asked as the two girls nodded before Desco deactivated her disguise while Nellie shifted back to her normal Demon form. Needless to say, the Sideris Siblings were utterly shocked, Kairos even more so when looking at Desco's true form. "Yeah, we actually are Fuka and Desco from the 'Disgaea' franchise, it's a long story." Fuka said. "Oh, well, you certainly are a lot prettier in real life." Kairos said, blushing. "You really think that I'm pretty?" Fuka asked while blushing back. "I've seen videos of Disgaea, and the same definitely applies to you, Desco." Nellie said. That Desco blush as well. "So this is the young man you were talking about." AkaRed said.
"Oh! Yes! Kairos, Adara, this is AkaRed, a friend of ours and mentor of the Lucharangers!" Fuka said as she introduced AkaRed to the Sideris Siblings. "A pleasure to meet you both." AkaRed said. "Kairos confirmed that he got hit by the Shockwave, and Mandora Boy confirmed that he is indeed Chronogel's reincarnation." Fuka said. "I'm sorry, who's Chronogel?" Adara asked in confusion. "Allow me to explain, in another world lies a realm called Magitopia, in Magitopia are several magical beings called Heavenly Saints, one in particular named Chronogel was a master of Time related magic, even placing a curse on one spell so that only he could use it, anyone else..." AkaRed said, providing footage of Tsubasa suffering from the curse's effects. That made Adara, Fuka, Desco, Alraunellie, and Tapemetrosuchus gasp in shock while Kairos started having a headache.
"I remember, that guy, Blagel's second son, he used the cursed spell, and Sungel tried to get the Redemption Staff for him." Kairos said. "Big bro, what are you talking about, you're starting to creep me out." Adara said. "Big bro? Huh, I would have thought that she was-" Elisseiros started saying before Fuka did the 'ix-nay' gesture. "Why are you making that gesture, Fuka?" Elisserios asked in confusion. "He's rather sensitive about his height, I saw it in school earlier today." Fuka explained. "You mean to say that he's really short for his age?" Carcharodontos asked. "Yes, and he's rather sensitive about it." Adara said, noticing her brother's face. "Yes, well, anyway, after Sungel, or Hikaru as the Magirangers call him, tried to pull the staff out of the ground despite it causing him harm, Chronogel was slain by the warrior Wolzard, who was actually Blagel brainwashed by a demon named N Ma, resulting in the warrior being able to pull the staff out himself, which prompted Sungel to fight him in Travelion and get the staff back from him just in time to save Tsubasa's life." AkaRed said, providing footage of Chronogel's last moments.
"Oh, Blagel." Kairos said, much to Adara's further confusion. "Afterwards, Chronogel's soul made it's way to a realm called the Afterlife Nexus, where it was eventually reincarnated and sent to this world, where he was reborn, into you it seems." Fuka explained. "Wait, What?!" Adara asked in shock. "It's true. These binoculars allow whoever looks through them to see someone's previous life and Mandora Boy already confirmed it." Fuka said, handing them to Adara. Upon looking at Kairos through the binoculars, she saw the image of a saintly humanoid being with a head shaped like a helmet mixed with a clock and wearing a cloak. "Okay, this is freaky. And what's with this shockwave you mentioned, and who are the rest of you? I play Disgaea too, but aside from the Prinnies over there, I've never seen any of you in any of the games." Adara said.
"That's because we're not from the universe that the Disgaea franchise belongs to!" Alraunellie said. "Rather, we are, in a word, refugees. We each made the decision to defect from the Animarius Empire and the Pecadiablos, two sets of evil that threaten this world that we are working with heroes to fight them." Elisserios explained. "Well, except for me! I'm actually a Mesopotamian Demon God that doesn't have any affiliation with either of the two evil groups, but chose to be allies with the heroes after they helped defeat my very evil archrival!" Pazuzu said. "Okay, but why did you guys defect in the first place?" Adara asked. "Various reasons, be it because we were tired of living under our leader's totalitarian rule, love, or not wanting to be on a side that opposes a surprisingly strong seven year old human girl." Elisserios said as everyone who defected for the latter reason shuddered in fright.
"Surprisingly strong, seven year old, human girl?" Adara asked in confusion. Fuka pulled up a video of Lola in action on her phone and showed it to Adara. "How On Earth Does That Girl Have Such Monstrous Strength?!" Adara and Kairos asked in shock upon seeing Lola shatter Scaraboulder's Soul Core with just one punch. "No one knows, but that's not important right now, what is important is the fact that you were hit by that Shockwave and bathed in Navy Light. That light was you being chosen to join the fight against evil as a member of the Alebrije Sentai Lucharanger." AkaRed told Kairos. "Me?!" Kairos asked in shock. "Why me? Why not Adara, she's the one who got everything from our Amazon ancestry!" Kairos pointed out. "True, but you are the reincarnation of a master of Time Magic, and I believe Tape here is an Alebrije with powers over time." AkaRed said. "It's true! Somehow, I believe we are destined to be partnered together for fighting against evil!" Tapemetrosuchus said. "It's all up to you." AkaRed said, holding up the Navy Lucha Changer, which had a symbol consisting of clock hands spinning in a spiral resembling a clockface.
Meanwhile...
The Lucharangers, Hikaru, and Isamu were fighting against Grindylurk, who was surprisingly stronger and faster than them. "Prepare to join LuchaPurple heroes!" Grindylurk said laughing maniacally, diving into the ground and grabbing Sid by the legs. "Hey!" She said. "Rooji Maneegi Magi Mamarugi!" A voice called, surprising Hikaru and Isamu. "That's-" They realized before time started going backwards and stopping. "Prepare to join LuchaPurple, heroes!" Grindylurk called when all of a sudden, a new figure jumped in and slammed his foot into the Pecadiablo's face. "Ow, what the hell?" Grindylurk asked as everyone saw that the figure was a male Navy colored Lucharanger wielding a pair of swords resembling clock hands and with a helmet resembling Tapemetrosuchus' head. "Who the hell are you supposed to be?" Grindylurk asked in annoyance. "Time Power, LuchaNavy!" The figure announced. "That spell, that was the forbidden reverse spell!" Hikaru recognized. "That's because as it turns out underneath that Navy colored spandex is the person Chronogel was reincarnated into!" Fuka said, popping up behind Hikaru and Isamu.
"Huh?" Hikaru and Isamu asked as the figure removed his helmet and revealed himself to be none other than Kairos himself. "It's been a while, Sungel, Blagel. Kairos Sideris, reincarnation of the Heavenly Saint Chronogel, at your service!" He said. "EHHHHHHH?!" Hikaru and Isamu exclaimed in shock. "I don't care who you are! There's no way you will be able to-" Grindylurk said before getting zapped by lightning courtesy of Ronnie Anne. "I don't think so!" Ronnie Anne said, much to Grindylurk's shock and confusion. "What?! How the hell did you get out of my pocket dimension, especially since that I'm the only one that's supposed to escape from it!?" Grindylurk asked in anger and confusion. "Easy, take equal parts dimension hopping Alebrije and magic dimension hopping Train, and you get a one way ticket out of that place for you and everyone else!" Ronnie Anne said.
As she said that, the Travelion Express came out of a magical gate with everyone that Grindylurk had captured before already riding in it. "Damn it!" Grindylurk said as Ronnie Anne noticed Kairos. "Whoa! Who are you?" Ronnie Anne asked. "Kairos Sideris, LuchaNavy, Chronogel's reincarnation, and if the offer still stands, Fuka's boyfriend." Kairos said, pointing one of his swords to said girl. That made Fuka blush and smile while Grindylurk started snickering. "*Snicker!* You? A little kid, being that teen girl's boyfriend? That's a laugh!" Grindylurk said before bursting out in full laughter, much to Kairos's anger. "Little kid? LITTLE KID?!" Kairos asked angrily. "Uh Oh! Somebody had just pushed his berserk button!" Aya said upon reading Kairos's aura, just as Kairos put his helmet back on and then angrily approached Grindylurk. "I'M NOT A LITTLE KID, I'M A TEENAGER!" Kairos angrily yelled as he then slashed at Grindylurk furiously with his swords. "Yeah, he's a little sensitive about his height." Fuka admitted. "Hey, how come some of these guys have tails but the others don't?" Adara asked while watching from the well. "Makros, the one in Crimson, is an alien from another planet, Yui, the one in Marigold is part Kitsune, and Subaru, the one in Titanium, is part Tanuki." AkaRed explained.
"Kitsune? Tanuki? What are those?" Adara asked in confusion."Kitsune? Tanuki? What are those?" Adara asked in confusion. "Creatures of Japanese folklore." AkaRed explained. "Described as a Fox with nine tails and a magic Japanese Raccoon Dog." He added. "Oh, that sort of makes sense! Most of the mythical creatures I'm familiar with are the ones from Greek Myth, such as the Nemean Lion, the Chimera, the Hydra, the Minotaur, Centaurs, Satyrs, Cyclopes, Cerberus, Orthrus, Pegasus, and the Sphinx!" Adara said. "We actually have enemies based off the Nemean Lion and Cerberus, as well as allies based off the Sphinx." Mambana said. "Well, technically, they're a brother/sister pair of ten-year-old twin Animarius, with the brother based on the Egyptian Sphinx and the sister based on the Greek Sphinx, though the latter isn't a malevolent man-eater like the Sphinx she's based on!" Axolota said.
Back with the others, Kairos slashed Grindylurk hard with both swords. "Dang, Fuka-neechan, your boyfriend is intense!" Yui said. "Compared to the guys I went out with last week, he's the best I've seen!" Fuka said as Grindylurk got up, groaned, and suddenly mini explosions hit all over his body before he fell over and exploded. "What the heck just happened?" Smokey asked from within the MagiLamp Buster. "I used my time powers to freeze time before charging my swords and delivering a finishing blow." Kairos explained. "That does explain why he exploded so quickly!" Subaru noted. "Nice work, unfortunately..." Ronnie Anne said as Grindylurk grew. "YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT, PUNK!" He called. "They need to be defeated twice. Carl, Adelaide, Yui, Subaru, go up in your LuchaKaiser combination, Becky, Dodge, Ricky, go up in LuchaWild, new guy, let's see what you can do with LuchaKing." Ronnie Anne said.
"Right!" Carl, Adelaide, Yui, Subaru, Becky, Dodge, and Ricky replied while Kairos was a bit confused. "Just follow our lead." Ronnie Anne said. "Alebrije Henkei!" The first 11 Lucharangers, Yui, and Subaru called. They all then transformed into their respective Alebrije mech forms. "Okay, Alebrije Henkei!" Kairos said.
Transformation Sequence
Kairos was standing in the middle of a wrestling ring with the Navy symbol consisting of clock hands spinning in a spiral resembling a clockface as a various types of clocks, specifically various types of anolog clocks, digital clocks, alarm clocks, wall clocks, cuckoo clocks, pocket watches, wrist watches, smartwatches, hourglasses, sundials, and astrolabes, floated around him while a whole series of clockwork gears were working in the background as well as a eternally spiraling roman numeral clock face vortex, like the kind seen in the openings of the modern "Doctor Who" series, was seen underneath the wrestling ring itself. Then, his body became metallic, Tapejara wings and a Dimetrodon sail sprouted from his back, a Sarcosuchus tail grew, his arms and legs became metallic and morphed into Dimetrodon legs with webbed Sarcosuchus feet at the ends as he grew and then let out a crocodilian growl and hiss as he transformed into the Tapemetrosuchus mech. "This just keeps getting weirder and weirder." Adara said as the mech flew up to the already formed mechas, joined by Travelion and BraveKaiser. "Now shout Alebrije Busou!" Ronnie Anne instructed. "Okay, then! Alebrije Busou!" Kairos shouted as the Tapemetrosuchus mech flew up into the air. First, the Tapemetrosuchus mech folded his legs into his body while his head straightened itself forwards. Then, he had his wings straightened outwards before they folded in halfway while his Sarcosuchus tail straightened itself to form a large sword blade. Next, a handle flipped out of his belly while his Dimetrodon sail split itself open like the jaws of a bear trap, forming a clockface with roman numerals I through XII surrounding it while also revealing a short rectangular digital clockface in its center as well as a set of three clock hands (one second hand, one minute hand, and one hour hand) that are in the center of the digital clockface. Then, as LuchaKing caught the newly transformed Tapemetrosuchus mech in its right hand, the numbers on the digital clockface lit up to reveal the current time while the clock hands spun around before stopping at a position to match the timing on the digital clockface. Afterwards, as LuchaKing held the Time Calibur up high in a heroic pose, Kairos announced "LUCHAKING! TIME CALIBUR!" as he appeared in the cockpit.
"Okay, this looks pretty cool." Kairos said. "You haven't seen anything yet. Skyring, descend!" Ronnie Anne called, summoning the arena. "Is that a gigantic floating wrestling ring?" Kairos asked in confusion. "We use it to prevent collateral damage, plus it looks cool and fits our Luchador motif." Ronnie Anne explained. "Follow us, if you dare!" Carl said as LuchaKing, LuchaKaiser, and LuchaWild spread out their wings and flew up to the Sky Ring. "Oh, Certainly... NOT!" Grindylurk said before laughing. "Sorry, but I'd rather cause collateral damage, thank you!" He said before diving into the city like it was water and started damaging a few buildings with his dorsal fin. "I don't think so!" Kairos said, turning the clock on the Time Calibur back a few seconds before making it fire a beam that turned back time, restoring the damage and bringing Grindylurk back before LuchaKaiser grabbed him with the Illusion Grappler. "Naughty, naughty!" Adelaide chastised before LuchaKaiser dragged Grindylurk up to the Skyring with everyone else, Travelion and BraveKaiser being teleported up.
LuchaKaiser then dropped Grindylurk onto the Sky Ring's floor, very hard. "Oof! So, you want to play it like that! Fine then! I'll be happy to oblige!" Grindylurk declared as he diving into the floor and swam through it like water. "Maser Mode!" Yui called as the Aurora Breaker switched to it's secondary weapon mode before Lucha Kaiser fired a Maser at Grindylurk, forcing him out of the ground, allowing LuchaKing to slash at him repeatedly with the Time Calibur. "YEOW! Watch Where You're Swinging That Sword, Man!" Grindylurk complained in pain. "Oh, we're sorry, would you rather get blasted in the face?" Becky asked as LuchaWild fired it's guns. "YIPE!" Grindylurk said as he continuously dodged the blasts. "Or maybe this is more your style? Whip Mode!" Subaru called, transforming the Illusion Grappler into it's secondary mode. "OW!" Grindylurk shouted in pain as the whip struck his rear end. "Now let's wrap this up so we can celebrate with the Tamales my Abuela just texted me saying she made!" Ronnie Anne said.
"Right!" The heroes replied. "Uh oh." Grindylurk said in fear. "Tenkuu Mahou Giri (Heavenly Magical Slash)!" Isamu announced as BraveKaiser spun his staff around in a counterclockwise direction and formed a light magic circle before slashing at Grindylurk with his staff. "YEOWCH!" Grindylurk yelled in pain. "Come forth, fire! Golu Golu Gojika! Destruction Fire Reverse Spray!" Hikaru announced as Travelion opened up its chest hatch and unleashed a powerful blast of magical solar flames at Grindylurk, severely burning him alive. "FIRE! HOT, HOT, HOT!" Grindylurk yelled in pain. "Wild Dodgeball Smash!" Becky, Dodge, and Ricky called as the Lucha Ball detached itself from LuchaWild's abdomen before the Mecha spun around and threw it at Grindylurk, causing it to leave a gaping hole in his torso. "OOH! THE PAIN!" Grindylurk yelled in agony. "LuchaKaiser, Dual Strike!" Carl, Adelaide, Yui, and Subaru announced as LuchaKaiser had the Aurora Breaker and Illusion Grappler glow in their respective colors before charging forth and striking Grindylurk with both weapons. "OH AGONY! A-GO-NYYYYY!" Grindylurk yelled in further agony. "Now it's our turn! Lead the way, Kairos!" Ronnie Anne said. "Right! LuchaKing, Time Slash!" Kairos announced as the blade of the Time Calibur charged up with Navy-colored energy while the hands on the clockface started spinning around quickly. Then, wielding the weapon, LuchaKing charged towards Grindylurk and struck him with a horizontal slash with the Time Calibur, causing time itself to literally pause. Then, once the hands on the Time Calibur's clockface started to slow down and then finally stopped on the 12 O'clock position, time itself resumed. "You're time is up!" Kairos said as Grindylurk yelled in extreme agonizing pain as multiple sparks flew from his body. "LOOKS LIKE I'LL NEVER GET A DATE WITH LADY ENVIDIA AFTER ALL!" Grindylurk yelled in pain and anguish as he fell over and exploded.
Before Laird tossed the lock. Once inside the essence cloud, the lock opened up its mouth and sucked up all of Grindylurk's essence before closing its mouth back up and letting out a burp in satisfaction. "Was that really necessary?" Adara asked in disgust. "If a Pecadiablo's essence isn't sealed away in the Dark Box, it reforms again." AkaRed explained. "Which means that they're technically immortal, dood!" Derrick said. "Yikes." Adara said.
Later...
At the Casagrandes' Apartment, the Lucharangers, plus Fuka, Desco, Alraunellie, Adara, Isamu, Hikaru, and Smokey, as well Kairos and Adara's father (who appears to be a blonde
-haired youthful-faced man in his twenties, yet he's really in his 30's, that's wearing a white polo shirt with blue jeans and brown sandals) and mother (who's a brown-haired woman in her 30's with humongous breasts, some fine toned musculature, and a very tall stature, making her way taller than her husband, that's wearing a red tank top with blue gym shorts, golden sandals, and a blue-and-white headband) were having a big treat of tamales, courtesy of Rosa. "These are amazing!" Adara beamed. "And there's plenty more where that came from!" Rosa said, delivering a fresh batch."Of course, I don't really know if Alebrijes eat meat or not, so I provided them with tamales filled with fruits, vegetables, and herbs!" Rosa said. "Don't worry, Mrs. Casagrande, an Alebrije's diet as well as our methods of reproduction, depend on what land animals we're made up of." Jaxondor said, muttering the part of reproduction and plucking a meat filled Tamale from the pile.
"That brings me to an interesting question, Jax! I didn't notice any non-Alebrije animals when we entered the Alebrije World, so how exactly do Alebrijes that have carnivorous animals for land animals eat meat without eating each other?" Ronnie Anne asked. "Well, we have special types of plants that produce fruits or flowers that that have the looks, texture, and taste of various types of meats! Jaxondor explained. "Most of which that me and Halluciopterachne obtained from a world simply called the Gourmet World, though we had to avoid the attention of the local fauna, since most of them are highly aggressive and territorial predators!" Walliscoros said. Before shuddering in fright at the memory. "So you two are telling me that my son is the reincarnation of some angelic wizard?" Mrs. Sideris asked. "Heavenly Saint." Hikaru corrected. "And, yes, he is! Specifically, he was known as Chronogel, the Heavenly Saint of Time!" Isamu said.
"Which makes his partnership with the Alebrije of Time in this life more appropriate." Hikaru said. "It's true, Mom, the shockwave that bathed me in Navy-colored light is what made be able to become a Lucharanger with Tape here as my partner!" Kairos said while pointing at Tapemetrosuchus. "Pleasure to meet you." Tapemetrosuchus said. "Uh, likewise!" Mrs. Sideris replied. "Trust me, Mrs. Sideris, this is the least weird thing you'll see here, don't get me started on what this one Pecadiablo named Gremlock did." Ronnie Anne said, biting into a Tamale. "What do you mean by that?" Mrs. Sideris asked. "Yeah, what kind demon is Gremlock?" Mr. Sideris asked. "A mischievous and perverted one. You see, my family has a recipe for this potion that when drunk by a girl at least 10 years of age, well, you get the idea here..." Aya said, gesturing to her chest. "...but my cousin Nyansipo decided to try and make a male equivalent, unfortunately, as we found out Gremlock, who is a Pecadiablo serving under Lujuria, the Pecadiablo of Lust, who was able to escape being sealed in the Dark Box 10,000 years ago, decided to mess with him by switching out two of his ingredients, and well..." Aya said, pulling up pictures of Nyansipo and Aika, and Charley and Atea and their respective babies, while Ciannan did the same with a picture of him, Aoife, and Brion.
"You mean that, they've made babies at such young ages?!" Mr. Sideris asked in shock he, his wife, Kairos, and even Adara blushed brightly upon figuring it all out. "Yeah, and through hypnosis, the same thing happened to my cousin Bastion, his girlfriend, and a bunch of their classmates." Azalee said, pulling out a picture on her phone. "And mine and Subaru-kun's Oniichan's and their girlfriends." Yui said, as she and Subaru did the same. "Aw! They're all as cute as buttons!" Adara said. "I know right?" Yui asked in delight. "But why would Gremlock do any of that to begin with?" Kairos asked. "He's a soldier of Lujuria, it's kind of her MO." Jaxondor said. "Plus, Lujuria's top three soldiers were designed specifically for causing mass pregnancies alone! First, Satyrian, a Satyr-themed Pecadiablo, would hypnotize large groups of people with music from his panpipes, then Cupidark and Erostar, twin Putto-themed Pecadiablos, would shoot the people with arrows laced with a special toxin, then once the hypnotism ended, a spell from the toxin would take effect and, well you get the idea!" Trisaurus said. "Fortunately, for all of us, all three of them are safely locked away within the Dark Box, courtesy of us!" Laird said.
"Yikes!" Adara said. "Tell us about it." Ronnie Anne said. "By the way, Fuka tells us that you guys are descended from Amazons?" Carlos asked Mr. and Mrs. Sideris. "Yes, on my side." Mrs. Sideris said. "Could you elaborate some more, please?" Carlos asked. "Well, it started when one adventurous Amazon named Cora, my direct ancestor, fell in love with a young man named Epidexios, who, in addition to being incredibly handsome, was incredibly skillful as the English translation of his name would imply, not only in fighting, hunting, reading, and even problem solving, but also with cooking delicious meals! Plus, he had equal respect towards Cora as warrior of her own merit and showed no animosity towards her! All of his aspects impressed Cora enough that she did what no other Amazon had ever dared to do before: Leave her tribe and move in with the man she fell in love with, so that she would not only marry him, but also have children with him, including both boys and girls, that she would raise together with Epidexios, without having to worry about having her sons and daughters be separated from one another during their childhoods like what Amazons usually do when bearing children of different genders!" Mrs. Sideris explained.
"Aw!" The females present said. As this was going on, the Pecadiablos were musing over their latest defeat. "Well, Envidia, looks like your latest plan and your soldier has just flopped like a fish out of water, if you get what I mean!" Cocidia said before laughing, much to Envidia's chagrin. "I'm just glad I don't have to go on a date with him." Envidia said. "Well I just realized something about LuchaNavy." Shockwing said, reading the Super Sentai Encyclopedia. "And what would that be, Shockwing?" Gloton asked. "Just before he appeared, a spell was cast, a spell I thought sounded familiar, and upon reading the Magiranger section of the Encyclopedia, I have discovered it to be a reverse spell created, and cursed, by the late Heavenly Saint Chronogel." Shockwing said, showing a chapter detailing Tsubasa's use of said spell. "So, what are you getting at?" Iracundo asked. "Chronogel cursed the spell so that only he could use it, anyone else, well the details are here." Shockwing said, pointing to the book. "Anyway, since LuchaNavy was able to cast it, my best guess is that Chronogel went to the Afterlife Nexus after he was killed by Wolzard, AKA a brainwashed Ozu Isamu, and got reborn into this boy." He explained. "Another reincarnated person on the heroes' side?!" Orgullo asked in shock. "It would appear so." Shockwing said, making the villains groan in annoyance.
Meanwhile...
"So, Fuka, is that offer from earlier still-" Kairos started saying, only for Fuka to cut him off with a kiss. "That answer your question?" She asked as her new boyfriend fainted. "Nice one, big sis!" Desco said with a chuckle. "We should totally talk about double dating some time!" Nellie said. "I might make it a triple date, as soon as I find a boyfriend of my own, that is!" Adara said."That shouldn't be too hard for you!" Fuka said as the four girls chuckled.
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