Chapter 18th - Time Skip, p1
Guess who got promoted straight to ANBU right after the chunin exams?
THIS GIRL!
Guess who was happy about it?
EVERYBODY BUT THIS GIRL! WHOOO-HOOOOO, fuck my life.
It turns out, if you are sincere about truly wanting to help humanity out and am inspired to make something out for yourself and show Kohona in a btter light, you get a special reward...$20,000,000 Ryo bounty paid for by Yugito herself. Fuck, I thought there was some humaneness left in the world, but in the world of cruelness, pettiness ends up your best friend.
So here I am,
once again,
feeling lost just now and then,
and I breathe it in and let it go.
And let this go...cause it's a show,
from Icarly though...
That aside, here I am essentially doing jumping jacks while running through a river lit on fire(napalm) and oil while barely maintaining my twinikle toe water walking technique after having displayed "impressive" intermediatory swordsmanship that also surpasses the basics of ANBU. Looks like I'm on a straight ship to team Ro. Now it's a matter of what happens to Itachi...
Throughout the process, I note ooh's and ah's in the background, but a Silent Fugaku on end of the river and his Mind with Mikoto Silent on the other one, but with a smirk instead. I just ended up in the middle of a broken marriage and twinkle toe'd right in between the cracks and broke it wide open for the world to See. Itachi gazes silently like a predator on the ground. But at least Shisui's ghost seems happy :)(think about it).
I can't handle Tinderella anymore though, so I start hopping around like a frog on a leash, jumping in place, moving 2 paces east, and after a chuckle from the male Uchiha on the side, I finally get off my feet.
And the test for ANBU is complete.
And I feel like I got fucked over at least.
Once or twice, at least.
Once or twice, at least.
But I couldn't change how I felt.
So the mistakes were bound to happen.
And being low-key's the least,
thing I can be in peace.
For wanting to stay Quiet,
suppresses emotions down at least
And hurts inside too deep,
and hurts inside too deep.
You'll eventually make it out without a peep.
You'll be smoother than butter than sheep.
But that'll be a day in history,
When all hopes have run out deeeeppp.
After being assigned the genjutsu spot, because of the simple-mindedness of Sharingan, duh?, I have to embarrassingly admit to my very few unique genjutsu other than the temporary lock up one and the twister which makes the user feels like their spinning.
Funny as this was to me, it was not funny to the elite squad Ro who immediately floated me into the dropped pool which included the punishment pool, albeit no red marks for an understandable situation, where my feet were on fire and body itched all over as I slow crawled my way across the forest of death with Anko in charge of "extra" punishment. At least I got a ring of fire idea in which I blast out a literal ring of fire while my body spins like Katniss Everdeen's dress when she first showed out.
And in this fiery(literal fire jutsus being thrown about), I suddenly collapse and have nothing to write home about.